Smurfs - Nostalgia Critic

[@colonelmagoo3559]

"It can be any movie you want!" "S m u r f s!"

[@joyunicycle]

“Any movie you want!"

[@ttv0]

Smurfs!

[@joyunicycle]

“Any movie you want!”

[@ttv0]

joyunicycle Smurfs!

[@joyunicycle]

“I'm sensing an Earth Girls Are Easy vibe from you."

[@mrk0per]

Man...black nerd fits PERFECTLY into this... please do more crossovers with him!

[@jake06750]

Well Jr I agree he's really good in this review.

[@wompwomp9946]

I LOVE Andre!

[@littlezorkie9311]

Well Jr I love your profile PICCCCTUREEE!!!!

[@kimaniwilsonhunte]

He's gonna do a crossover with the Critic and the AVGN on the new turtles movie next.

[@mrk0per]

Flying flag ty :)

[@daboring1]

"hello police nostalgia critic kidnap another black guy" "ITS TRUE" never gets old

[@spicymilkshake6600]

Hello police, this comment has no grammar.

[@daboring1]

Nacho Flash k

[@Elias___]

+13doctorwho does one of these Smurfs stands for "anus"?

[@Tareltonlives]

+TheDesertEagle One of my favorite bits

[@LaineMann]

+TheDesertEagle Neither does the clan joke

[@coolluigibros11911]

20:36 “hm an angry mob of people holding weapons and chanting while wearing pointy white hats. For some reason this makes me feel very uncomfortable” it took me 4 years to get that joke

[@istvanbrooks5319]

@Branson Evans nice

[@amethishi]

What does this mean

[@Paul_The_Writer]

@@amethishi It's a reference to the KKK (Ku Klux Klan).

[@AlinaAniretake]

I am more concerned about: Who of them two is responsible for that joke?

[@scotttrail522]

It took me A SECOND! WHY THE FU** ARE THEY PUTTING THAT IN A CGI KIDS MOVIE!?

[@betterlatethannever4529]

"You're not ready yet to see a smurf get smurffed in the smurf...."

[@valkyriesshadow1443]

"One of those smurfs stands for anus!"

[@hypnoticskull6342]

Nice Blue Balls

[@DrDolan2000]

Yes I am. It'll cleanse my mind of this abomination

[@jeremiahhester6408]

@@DrDolan2000 Read a comic.

[@jeremiahhester6408]

@Joseph Davis Oh I won't. But someone was interested.

[@heebiejeebies8729]

*"JUST REMEMBER EVERYTIME YOU LAUGH AT A SMURF'S MOVIE, GOD. KILLS. A KITTEN!!!!"*

[@adiamuscogzon2472]

well damn

[@hujan1744]

I think i let died a few kittens

[@heatherlyons6653]

Your pfp is my soul

[@bowerarchive.7573]

Rip 1000 kittene

[@gavinlourenco9842]

😳 Oh

[@yoda908]

Fun fact; the idea of them calling everything smurf actually came from Peyo accidentally forgetting the name of salt during a meal with a friend of his. He accidentally called salt schtroumpf. So they both went back and forth talking likes the smurfs.

[@nationalinstituteofcheese3012]

Fun Fact: Schtroumpf means Smurf in Luxembourgish

[@Iamnottheplatypus]

That fact is somewhat wholesome to me.

[@Pongocity.]

@@nationalinstituteofcheese3012yeah same in french

[@MrBlueSkyof1607]

How did he forget the name of salt? Ah, oh well.

[@toatakanuva4846]

“It’s like naming your daughter prostitute” I don’t know why, but I have never laughed so hard

[@ALEXABC1989]

Same

[@georgeeastwood6930]

I’d agree on that! 😂

[@CMBGAMER2018TV]

I read this while he said it LOL

[@Sonic1991-z9h]

Billy Ray Cyrus should name Miley Cyrus prostitute.

[@retrospector04]

Sane Indeed

[@memebrowser_6249]

Wait, is Scottish a personality?

[@AnotherRandomChild]

Maybe

[@ninjabluefyre3815]

It is to America

[@droylajarhirthefelinethief81]

Flashback to that Power Rangers clip: AM SCOTTISH!!!

[@johnbrown2273]

Probably

[@dirt2906]

and is papa a personality?

[@Never_heart]

I really hope Black Nerd does another crossover with NC his raw energy is one of the few people that keeps up with the Critic.

[@kristalwiley3648]

I so agree with you.

[@fredrikgranstrom6743]

him and AVGN is the best

[@dannydickson14]

I like him too

[@P1utusPaints]

This may just be me but I also like crossovers with Film Brain

[@gothclowns]

Nostalgia Critic: Ah, that evil entity who wants to destroy the smurf's essence in order to become disgustingly rich. Black Nerd: Heey, I was talking about Gargamel, not SONY. (Crowd Oohing) X'D

[@leonardosomma4196]

Most accurate line ever

[@cheyenneeasterling4556]

Rest in peace, Paul Reubens, you will always be remembered for peewee's playhouse, peewee's big adventure, and this film and its sequel. 6:06

[@hunterolaughlin]

And also Star Tours too.

[@zvgamingandstuff7633]

Minecraft Story Mode

[@jadedragon6222]

Mystery Men

[@EU_Cafe]

These guys have great comedic chemistry together lol. Honestly the crossovers in the last few years have all been great

[@fullerton5ful]

I met Malcolm at Gamestop earlier today. Pretty fucking awesome

[@robertodasilva4801]

Noice

[@imnothere8282]

I envy you!

[@mach6247]

What was he getting?

[@fullerton5ful]

mach6247 he was wanting to get back into gaming. So he was looking around and I work there so I was informing him about the consoles

[@progamingmango1837]

gaelen fuller Malcom?

[@ComradeCowboy3141]

8:04 "I'm just thinking how much better this movie would be if Blue Man Group played the Smurfs." "But they wouldn't talk.." "EXACTLY!" they would also produce better music and funnier comedy routines.

[@emmajones2774]

“Jeez, this guy throws himself into trouble more than Bella Swan.” And that was the moment I knew- That Nostalgia Critic was my favorite KZbinr

[@Marvelfanatic3658]

@The Brightest Knight watch twilight

[@Jarod-vg9wq]

Mien was when he did his mad max review.

[@questworldiangreenknight7455]

😂😂😂😆😆😆🤣🤣🤣

[@judithdelaney1985]

21:52

[@CatholicaVeritasIndonesia]

Was?

[@TheBlueArmageddon]

"Hey im Andre and im a black nerd, today im gonna be reviewing boxes again, yay boxes" Lost it XD

[@DigiRangerScott]

+TheBlueArmageddon It's what the NC's next editorial should be about!

[@hiddenflare6169]

+TheBlueArmageddon I hope he talks about that last championship boxing league, it was just so awesome.

[@gabag00lgangsta]

his fucking lootcrate videos

[@jp3813]

Solid Snake's favorite online show.

[@berniemacsgreatesthi]

+TheBlueArmageddon Lost it at rapping in a corner! LMAO

[@bajikaman8659]

"Police the Nostalgia Critic kidnapped another black guy!" Malcom "it's true!" 😂 I was dying at that line

[@JohnSmith-uk6wh]

Fun fact, Sony was going to be the original distributor of the My Little Pony 2017 movie and they also wanted it to have a "cartoon characters travel to real world" plot. Hasbro wisely backed out. Fandom dodged a bullet there.

[@christansanchez8686]

Wait what! They wear serious going to do that? Well thank goodness that never happen.

[@chrisbrasel8060]

I guess that story treatment worked for The Smurfs movies worked so well money wise that they thought it work for the ponies. I'm more happy we got the MLP movie we got than what Sony wanted. This is why Sony is always in a bad spot.

[@pisces2569]

Wasn’t that the plot of the 1980s series anyway?

[@monicadelgado5296]

Oh really! I was thinking something like that when I was thinking about the mlp fim cast going into the real world just the smurfs movie and the two sonic the hedgehog movies!

[@Double-R-Nothing]

Thank God for that

[@jacobking2032]

2015: "You're part of the problem" 2020: Welcome to the club.

[@dylansharp8471]

Come again?

[@jessenathan9346]

@@dylansharp8471 That line was when NC found out BN saw Beverly Hills Chihuahua, which the former reviewed in 2020, so that could be what the comment is referring to.

[@Barnacules]

I actually spit coffee on my desk at the "Blue Balls" joke :D

[@mr_misfortune]

Hey jerry!

[@martymcfly1312]

Great Scott it's Barnacles

[@feebweed]

Barnacules Nerdgasm hope your computer wasn't on your desk

[@imdead5479]

Bet there were some nice bleewbies in that book, too.

[@qassimadel5721]

Barnacules Nerdgasm lol

[@Adam-mh7zv]

The onions are used to make him cry so gargamel can extract the essence from his tears

[@mollymcmurtrie8037]

@@chickennwafers He faces many onions. Like really, you have got to kidding me.

[@mollymcmurtrie8037]

@@chickennwafers He faces many onions. Like really, you have got to kidding me.

[@pallyboy6005]

I had no idea why NC and Black Nerd didn't make that connection, it seemed so obvious to me xS

[@romdan7136]

@@pallyboy6005 I think it's moreso the fact he verbally addressed the Onions. Like......Why?

[@xenothecatboi]

What's the most unrealistic part in this movie? Neil Patrick Harris portraying a straight guy.

[@Quackervoltz]

Xenofere I don't get it

[@Quackervoltz]

Xenofere really?

[@robo_t]

He did it for How I Met Your Mother for all those years and seemed straight

[@Alex-jg2bc]

Honestly this made me laugh. But he played a womanizer in HIMYM and made some people think he was straight and just as bad as Barney.

[@bluebreeze4258]

Oh shit

[@ChristopherTomatotopper]

“Black nerd” “Yes” “No that one” “Oh” Lmao

[@Quazarthegreat]

First

[@tealnoise]

@@Quazarthegreat stfu

[@Uxiry-I]

@@tealnoise 😂😂😂

[@Marvelfanatic3658]

@@tealnoise rude

[@Marvelfanatic3658]

Cringe

[@TheFrugalVideoGamer]

Wow, that slipped under my radar - when they're crying at 17:36, the Black Nerd starts crying in time with the Smurfs theme.

[@rkirk]

Mind. Blown.

[@galacticmusicalgirl2179]

ironballs16 I didn’t even notice that until now! You got some good hearing skills.

[@Comicalamityclub]

Yeah that was perfect

[@onenonlyprincess2]

RIP Clumsy and Papa smurf voice actors.

[@Poever]

Who played Clumsy ?

[@DeadAccount33]

Poever Anton Chekhov

[@heehee2007]

They deserved better scripts

[@GenAqua]

Anton Yelchin(Clumsy) and Jonathan Winters(Papa Smurf)

[@andykishore]

Jonathan Winters as Papa Smurf and Anton Yelchin as Clumsy Smurf.

[@matthew-6154]

At "Rapping into the corner" scene I died XD

[@Paul-qe1jn]

Sir. Hoots "we're representin fool !" 😆

[@zaidahmad2018]

@@Paul-qe1jn Malcolm: You look like you are being punished. Nostalgia Critic and Black Nerd: We Are!!!! 😭😭😭😭

[@raemakenzie]

"LA, LA, LA LA LA LA, LA, LA LA LA LA LA, BITCH!!!"😂😂😂

[@Comicalamityclub]

17:16 Sooooo funny Hahahaha both your acting is excellent together.

[@DAMENCARMEN]

Me too

[@KoichiSaito625]

17:08 This segment is the only one that makes me laugh every time. Now I just need an actual music video of the Smurfs theme remix sung into a corner

[@Odyssey_Central]

I died laughing when Kermit the frog came 😂

[@BasicStockMan]

Odyssey Central 18:50

[@AnAveragePurplePikmin]

You were the last person I would expect to see on a Nostalgia Critic video covering THE SMURFS!

[@sithotaku]

"black nerd?" "yes" "no, that one" lmao

[@jasonp4571]

Urkel did not age well. Shut up Theo!

[@alexiaNBC]

Why couldn't those North Koreans threaten Sony over this film instead?

[@NefariousDreary]

hahaha!

[@megaboss8140]

+alexiaNBC Theaten not to buy their game consoles.

[@AngusStewart01]

+alexiaNBC Well because good movies piss them off like the interview and TASM but The Smurfs and Alvin and The Chimpmunks great retro cartoons done terible live action dont affect them

[@GalanDun]

+TechNOGeek Reviewz I know, right?! TASM2 made craploads of money, but they're dumping it instead of making TASM3 and Sinister Six!

[@AngusStewart01]

I like TASM2 as a big spidey fan and im able to overlook the flaws i enjoy the amazing movies to bad its not getting a proper finish trilogy but since its at marvel either way its all good cause marvel took hulk and made the character ok and took a character like daredevil which i found ok damn near close to up their with spidey i prAISE WITH SEASON 1 netflix so even thought their is no 3rd film and tasm2 had more perfect set up for black suit symbiote suit im glad with him at marvel as long as they dont take away peter credibility of being the one to make the web shooters its a bit of a double edge sword with him returning to marvel both good and bad

[@rezier386]

17:38 it sounds like his sobs are in the same tune as “La La La La La La!”

[@connorerhart4094]

Malcolm: You look like you're being punished. Doug and Andre: We are!!

[@mothboy4858]

17:40 Andre cries to the tune of the Smurfs song.

[@Marvelfanatic3658]

Cringe

[@ok_uh_eli_i_guess376]

ONIONS HAVE LAYERS!!! That’s why papa Smurf’s afraid of them

[@brendanforester4601]

I thought it was because if you leave them out in the sun then they get all brown and start sprouting little white hairs. ;)

[@isaywhateveriwantandyougot7421]

Is papa afraid of cake as well?

[@IcyDiamond]

So is he also afraid of Shrek

[@nerdtalk1246]

Look at the machine. It wasnt about being afraid. It looks like it sprayed onion juice in his eyes

[@crackerjack0349]

@@nerdtalk1246 the thing was closed so none of the juice got into his eyes

[@alexworld8255]

20:50 I think that was trying to get the onion thing to sting the eyes, so Gargamel could extract his essence from his tears. It's still bullshit, but it makes slightly more sense.

[@comiccinema8177]

But we don’t see anything to collect the tears!

[@p00pyman695]

Wait, but the onions can’t sting his eyes when they’re inside the glass, so it still makes 0 sense.

[@AdamDoesMovies]

All these years later and you've still got it Doug. Great collab guys!

[@DanteSparda-wo7ls]

We gotta see all y'all together

[@AdamDoesMovies]

+SupaCoolGMan 1 Let Doug know that...

[@DanteSparda-wo7ls]

Feud Nation Idk how lol :-/

[@AdamDoesMovies]

SupaCoolGMan 1 That makes two of us. No worries.

[@whitneybornath2961]

This review is funnier than the actual movie.

[@matttheheckingweeb3462]

Whitney Bornath I agree, but that’s not much of an achievement.

[@timelord2052]

I know right!!!

[@PRdeSO]

which was naturally expected

[@ryanc970]

Hell yeah

[@thatonewhiteguy14]

That is a low bar to clear but if this actually got a few laughs this would still be funnier

[@batmanfan7687]

13:30 Smurfette: I Kissed A Smurf And I Liked It. NC And BN: *GET IT?!*

[@cryingtm8990]

I still don't get it...

[@JoeRossProductions]

Bahahahahaha- Woody

[@hunterwilder9665]

BatmanFan 76 Channel 2 I still don't get it

[@cottontail1039]

@@hunterwilder9665 Katy Perry wrote and sang the song, 'I Kissed a Girl (And I Liked It)'.

[@chloenieuwsma4846]

God why

[@1Fireycat]

I swear, the captions in this review really make the review funnier than it already is... It’s like the cherry on top of a sundae! XD

[@Marvelfanatic3658]

Ok

[@bloodood406]

The only thing wrong I have with it is they called Cinema Snob a creepy pervert.

[@Marvelfanatic3658]

Cringe

[@Verlarn]

"That's like having a holocaust film that suddenly decided it needs fraggles." "... That comes out next week. I hear Oscar buzz!" His face on that last line always cracks me up. *:D*

[@realplayaf]

I can't believe they didn't make a Dawyne Johnson joke for Pet Rock

[@TBrianOnline]

Kudos to Andre for reviewing boxes. I was always wondering if someone could review them.

[@PurpleWind64]

I can't wait for him to review crates.

[@TBrianOnline]

OMG, you're right! Someone need to drop him a message. Hopefully he'll break to the pressure from the fans.

[@joyunicycle]

*Angry Video Game Nerd:* "Oh don’t you talk about my boxes; I like boxes!"

[@petewadesays12]

I work at ups and use that line fucking constantly. Awesome mention my friend.

[@fortblocks]

I heard Boxes made more money than Lion King

[@thatonerotom8999]

20:51 To this day, I am baffled how they NEVER THOUGHT THE TEARS COULD BE USED FOR THEIR ESSENCE. It's basically common damn sense.

[@gamesharks5170]

Nah nah afraid of onions is funnier

[@LilyZerep]

​@gamesharks5170 😕 why do I get the feeling that was their intention?

[@BlackStarofStarClanStarlords]

Ok, so APPARENTLY the reason behind the onions is to make Papa smurf cry. I literally asked the same thing to my bro when we watched this movie years ago and that was his response so...yeah I guess that makes more sense than...just onions.

[@Quackervoltz]

Black Star of Star Clan hi

[@damotoneko1500]

*+Black star of star clan* I'm the only one who didnt realize that??

[@tyroneybaloney]

Black Star of Star Clan ohh that makes sense btw nice profile picture

[@droylajarhirthefelinethief81]

Except that doesn't make sense because there is a glass between Papa smurf and the onions so the acids can't reach his eyes so he can't cry.

[@speedy932key4]

Dro'yla Jarhir The Feline Thief you're right. Are onions such a weakness for papa smurf that he can't even look at them?

[@irain4927]

Chopped Onions=Tears Papa's Tears=Smurf Essence

[@isaywhateveriwantandyougot7421]

Their reaction is very funny but it's kind of obvious, isn't it?

[@IcyDiamond]

Oh yeah

[@Jeena_Says_Hi]

Are you defending the movie

[@irain4927]

@@Jeena_Says_Hi No. I'm stating the obvious.

[@Lovinia1]

I Rain sorry it wasn’t obvious to me 😂

[@Wishbone4evr]

I think the Smurfs' war song sounds more like some Satanic ritual chant version of their song is what it sounds like. O_O

[@shrekisthebestfranchiseand5032]

theres a smurfs war song???

[@spectroelectro3772]

The pointy hat's thingy looked like it was from the Ku Klux Klan as well.

[@Top_Hat_Man]

Don't Summon The Smurfs!!!

[@LadyOnikara]

It's how you summon the blue version of Satan. But beware....... he's not so easy to get rid of once summoned.

[@Trija204]

Damn, Smurf’s evil confirmed

[@studpidguy5968]

I like how his wife said “this is a once in a lifetime opportunity” and forgot they were probably gonna make an even less effort sequel

[@nightbane2]

I saw Black Nerd in the thumbnail and I almost had a heart attack. THIS IS THE REVIEW I'VE BEEN WAITING FOR!!!!

[@nightbane2]

+Nightbane The first 2:30 is so hilarious...

[@johngddr5288]

IKR?!?! XD

[@yusei2221]

+John Rambo 10:42 WHEEEEEEE

[@johngddr5288]

Doctor J YUS!!!!!! 🐴👍🏽 ***** IKR?!?! THEY REALLY ARE! :D ha ha ha ha

[@chimkinNuggz]

+CrazLegs87 is black nerd white washed?

[@frogmad13]

And people say that Nostalgia Critic has gone downhill.

[@lulucool45]

+Al Hoyt People don't want to sit through 2 bad reviews to get 1 good one, so...

[@pierreperras9598]

+digitivortex Most of the reviews are awesome, STFU.

[@lulucool45]

Pierre Perras I won't shut the fuck up, Pierre. I'm not even disagreeing with you.

[@F0ur_Tw3nty]

+Pierre Perras Why should he STFU?

[@lulucool45]

twoonesix- thanks twoon.

[@thepoliticalloser]

17:16 This is why I LOVE Nostalgia Critic.

[@Tediez_the_honored_one]

This should have been the new Smurfs theme.

[@r2332w]

@@Tediez_the_honored_one except without the b word

[@MegaLPlover]

He's not afraid of onions, chopped onions burn your eyes come on guys

[@benduford3746]

It’s true but come on with this movie the answer could literally be anything

[@MovieEggman]

It’s still so stupid.

[@nightgates9603]

@@MovieEggman Gargamel wants to extract smurfs' essence for his magic. The essence of this case was tears. Onion has a strong effect on grown-up men. Imagine this to the small creature with large eyes. Not that stupid especially for kid's movies.

[@Marvelfanatic3658]

​@@MovieEggmanEggman ur stupid. You always lose to Sonic.

[@smithblack5945]

20:30 a lullaby from donald trump is: youre fired youre fired youre fired

[@thatoneguy609]

+Smith Black Or I'm Rich I'm Rich I'm Rich

[@pixelwarriorgaming2212]

Or bye Mexicans bye Mexicans bye mexicans

[@graffitigorsk2989]

Or I need brain, I need brain, I need brain

[@SatansFire]

as a regular nester of the trump head i can confirm for truth all of these

[@bluelycanroc.]

+Smith Black i love your profile pic. i saw that on facebook

[@Somba335]

17:40 the way Andre cries the smurfs theme is just sutble but still gold

[@QuantomX64]

I didn't notice till you said that. awesome

[@smeghead3471]

Oh my god I thought I was the only one who noticed!

[@ALEXABC1989]

Oh my Godd🤩me too god I love these 2 nut balls

[@olleronn616]

Never seen this Black Nerd guy but gotta say, I like him.

[@Karleetoh]

+Olle Rönn you should check out his channel.

[@TheFBoner]

I like the black nerd guy,except for the way he looks,acts,talks and thinks. Other than that, he's ok

[@danidynamite2]

+Olle Rönn I'd never seen or heard of him either but I thought he was really funny and plan on checking him out

[@alexpollock6932]

It's kind of weird to me to hear that people don't know who he is. He's not a completely a reviewer but he does reviews. He does a lot of stuff but when he does reviews they're very different than this. They're not long and he gives you the good the bad and the nerdy

[@assistantaleks3003]

Never watch the movie he's in!!!

[@fionanolastname3771]

20:51 I was confused too at first, but the onions are because it makes him cry, and then gargamel wants to use the tear drop to turn into Essence.

[@batmanfan7687]

6:19 That Was Kenan Thompson! There Went BJ Novak! Ooh! There's Jeff Foxworthy! There's Wolfgang Puck! Don't Miss Joan Rivers! And of Course John Oliver.

[@pharaohyami5000]

Onions... why did it have to be onions...

[@CalebCraft10]

Yellow Diamond... why did it have to be Yellow Diamond...

[@gmsk7588]

It's ok. Just try and act like a rich duck.

[@Lishadra]

OOOONIIIOOON!!

[@vampire_juicebox]

+Calebite NO! BAD, WE ALL KNOW THAT THEORY IS WRONG!

[@Vera_Nova]

I could see that as a "joke" in something like Epic Movie

[@blossomdazzle]

I’d love to see “Pet Rock: The Movie.” *EDIT:* I hope you all know I was being sarcastic. Why am I still getting replies for this.

[@Sonichero151]

I didn't get the Amy polher part until I watched Parks and Recreation

[@heehee2007]

You bloody wanker

[@minithegameguy4674]

It's on Netflix

[@MrKaywyn]

And Mokey's Choice.

[@Z_Viper08]

Same

[@levelheaded0038]

The first time I ever saw this review I cried with laughter at their making fun of singing into a corner thing. Every once in a while I think back to it and laugh all over again. What a gem

[@maxtheaxeiswax]

Pokemon is the only big nostalgic thing I can think of that isn't a live action franchise yet. Just keep em away from Sony...and Michael Bay.

[@mrrayan1235]

Because of the Cdi and Mario movie,Nintendo keeps animated adaptations of stuff in Japan.

[@DigiRangerScott]

It's been said that either Robin Williams desired to be Professor Oak in a live action Pokemon movie had they ever made it or Nintendo came to him saying he's be their choice. Obviously ain't happening

[@moonkingdomify]

+maxtheaxeiswax Well, It's Japanese, but then again so was transformers originally. And I think Korea had a live action film for pokemon at one point. Though no subtitles exist for it because it was horrible.

[@irisconfusion8683]

And Shamalah just watch Avatar and you know why

[@thepedanticreviewer7493]

LEGO.

[@DarkwyndPT]

So, the female smurf was created by Gargamel, which means that the smurfs were originally a mono-gender species, and they're blue.... does this means that the Asari are... SPACE SMURFS?! HOW THE HELL DID MY BRAIN REACH THAT CONCLUSION???!!!!!

[@sigurdthyrring5390]

Pot... Lots and lots of pot.

[@karakun1]

+Marco Rocha no no dont think of it. its just a non-canon movie of the smurfs.

[@Flokinable]

Actually, this is the way she was created in the comic.

[@brianstraight9308]

+Marco Rocha Smurfette was created by Gargamel in order to cause disruption and chaos in their society. (Smurfs aren't "born" they're delivered by stork every so often and have extremely long life spans so there's no need for females.) While Gargamel's plan initially worked, eventually Smurfette grew to like the Smurf community and Papa Smurf helped her to embrace her true nature and "truly" become a Smurf without the ties and loyalty to Gargamel. Interestingly, the Smurfette created by Gargamel was a brunette and she turned blonde after Papa Smurf helped her. Read into that what you will.

[@Derpageddon]

+Marco Rocha Which raises the question: If Gargamel can make smurfs himself, then why does he need to catch the others?

[@carmelocedrone2099]

The reason they stopped with smerfetts backstory was because in the middle of that scene they saved that to have a plot for the sequel. Also please review the sequel.

[@justsimon4196]

AND bring back André for it!

[@bergonath8851]

Wait, this shit biscuit has a sequel?

[@justsimon4196]

+Bergonath Yup.

[@bergonath8851]

***** I didn't know.... I DIDN'T KNOW!!

[@automan224]

If it wasn't for a NASCAR car having it as a sponsor I probably wouldn't have noticed

[@nerdysniper6194]

3:51 When you accidentally summon a boss fight at any video game

[@patrickcowles2782]

The Nostalgia Critic needs to be a show on TV. I'm not joking. Let's sign a petition or something. Let's make it happen.

[@thecpmr6276]

The Muppet Fan damn right!! he even has commercial breaks!

[@klimmr]

Yeeeah, no. 3 words, Fred: The Show.

[@austindevine248]

klimmr3021 come on dude Nostalgia Critc is WAAAAAAY more talented and then he is

[@pla151]

Lez do it!

[@AlyRepasa]

The Muppet Fan YEEEEEEEEEAAAAAAAAAAA

[@delabarcel]

I HAVE BEEN WAITING THIS DAY FOR YEARS

[@kirashura_]

+TheDoctor64 me too

[@masonh.9833]

IT IS NOW TIME TO REJOICE

[@CaptainJZH]

+TheDoctor64 For him to cross over with Black Nerd or for him to review The Smurfs?

[@delabarcel]

CaptainJZH review

[@kacklemackle1660]

+TheDoctor64 Four years to be exact.

[@epicvoiceguy]

Pet Rock the Movie FTW!

[@jeniferjoseph9200]

+Jon Bailey NOT starring Pet Rock!

[@bendundidit]

Shame it will be overshadowed by Mokey's Choice. I'm hearing Oscar buzz.

[@AllenShircliff]

hey Jon you need to do an interview with John DiMaggio also ask screen Junkies to do a Sofia the first Honest Trailer Put it on my Facebook or on there channel. 😀😀☺

[@EpicB]

+Jon Bailey With I Wanna Rock by Twisted Sister as the theme song. It'll leave Maud Pie wondering where all the rocks went.

[@DigiRangerScott]

Ylvis with "The Rock (What Does The Rock Say?)"

[@hudsontrainguy1217]

Fun fact: Jonathan Winters (who voiced Papa Smurf in both live action films) voiced Grandpa Smurf in the original 1981 cartoon series since Season 6

[@QuartuvLarry]

Jesus Christ! And I thought I had achieved apotheosis through episodes of cannabis enhanced self-awareness, but Jesus Christ, Doug! That entire explanation of "movement" as a hypnotic device is entirely spot-on, and I never even noticed that sort of thing before, when watching these kids movies!

[@QuartuvLarry]

+QuartuvLarry "I'm a whore!" LMAO!

[@yesirabey2548]

It blew my mind...

[@tanandalynch9441]

The Onion thing.. it was to make him cry.. tears are part of his essence so he wasn't afraid of the onion so much as he wanted to get away from it

[@kharnthecuddly3483]

Did they mention it in the movie? If not, then it doesn't make sense

[@kharnthecuddly3483]

Did they mention it in the movie? If not, then it doesn't make sense

[@crumbtheraven]

+The Llama King Gargamel did say he would extract their essence from their tears so yeah it does make sense. Still a terrible movie.

[@skirk248]

+Base Ness not in a glass container

[@lcmiracle]

There are holes on the glasses, you can actually see them.

[@HighKingOfSkyrim37]

Smurf hair, sweat, and tears are full of essence, he was using the onions to get papa smurf to cry.

[@LadyOnikara]

All he had to do was show him this movie.

[@rjkmusicmedia]

This entire intro skit is packed with gold.

[@kitteridgesimpson8144]

I actually saw the episode where Smurfette was created when I was small

[@zeitgeistindustries1792]

Was the movie accurate to how it happened?

[@GoatPopsicle]

The CBC in Canada used to play the entire series, 5 at a time, on Saturday afternoons in the summer. I only ever remember seeing a part of that episode once.

[@SophSophSoph298]

I’m guessing you’re a hentai enthusiast like Dolan Dark.

[@SophSophSoph298]

Mohammad Sesay whoooooooooooosh!

[@GoatPopsicle]

Mohammad Sesay he’s looking for other enthusiasts.

[@DigiRangerScott]

Andre had the right idea! The next Nostalgia Critic editorial should be about storage boxes!

[@RamtroStudios]

+Jorge Duran nah man, fuck that, CARDBOARD IS WHERE IT'S AT. YOU CAN'T EVEN CUT PLASTIC WITHOUT CUTTING YOURSELF.

[@imamotherfgsnake5948]

+Jorge Duran Screw plastic. All hail the glorious might that is coardboard

[@michaelsanford3899]

+Scott Sandler It should be titled: "Why do people hate cardboard boxes?"

[@imamotherfgsnake5948]

Jorge Duran Yeah, but can you cut holes in plastic boxes and become a robot with them? I didn't think so.

[@TheSuperCanucks]

Chester A. Bum.

[@Chugargonfan]

Ok that's not fair. Seeing Mario go the same speed BACKWARDS throughout the stage is WAY more interesting than jumping around like an idiot. That being said, I agree whole heartedly with what you said

[@robotnikcentric64]

3:53 Its like a crazy Ren and Stimpy parody here when Doug starts speaking like Ren. "Ya ed-diot!"

[@WillcraftAnimations]

14:24 Really, critic? I thought you'd know better after watching Gravity Falls.

[@tynoguchi7450]

Actually its refrencing men in black but it does refrence the use of erasing memories from Gravity Falls

[@RetroBleck]

+Willcraft Animations Men in Black reference, not a Gravity Falls reference.

[@WillcraftAnimations]

+Izaya Bleckworthy I was referencing Gravity Falls. More particularly the episode where the message is that erasing every negative memory will leave you miserable. Which is what happens here. They forget what just happened, rewind and relive the pain.

[@suyo3380]

+Willcraft Animations Wow. Found you again.

[@NekoSoren]

It's still a flashy light into your brain that can cause you a lobotomy

[@lolwut5552]

When I saw the thumbnail, I immediately fanboyed

[@bootmanbill2362]

U

[@Santoryu90]

Same here

[@bossqueeat]

same

[@GlitchyShadow13]

+Fame For Sale Hi

[@xgray2012]

+lolwut5552 Ditto!!!

[@olivialiive2309]

I want to change my personality to "Girl" it's a really good personality. I mean, I met one guy with a "Girl" personality and they were super fun, they're one of my closest friends to this day.

[@deadchannel4792]

Tylerorsomething r u a grill?

[@vistaOS404]

I am a "girl"

[@mityakiselev]

Or should I say *closet* friends

[@skippiefritz]

+Дмитрий Киселёв AAAAYYYYY

[@eduardo2415]

uuhm okay? we didnt have to know that

[@MoonShadowWolfe]

10:57 Ah, Doug, the days when _you_ were not a 'KZbinr'.

[@blackfoxx86]

Malcolm: "Man Urkel did not age well." Black Nerd: "I heard that, Theo." LOL Its funny because the actor that played Theo on Cosby Show, his name is Malcolm as well

[@jeniferjoseph9200]

+blackfoxx86 That must have been on purpose

[@codyward5124]

the whole smurf porn thing... im laughing so hard XD

[@sarafontanini7051]

being a pervert, I can confirm smurf porn exists (especially of smurfette)

[@Neppix_]

.-_.-

[@juliansummers5983]

@@sarafontanini7051 you know those Psychopathic super villains that want to destroy all humanity....I get it

[@sarafontanini7051]

@@juliansummers5983 you're joking but wanting to murder people over harmless porn is kinda bad

[@thebaronanative8289]

Sara Fontanini I've seen some once, it's not good.

[@teapillarVA]

tbh a Beverly Hills Chihuahua review from NC is long overdue

[@averygamerdude7911]

Agreed

[@brendanforester4601]

Yes. And the sequels, which make the 1st look decent.

[@buzzytrombone4353]

@@brendanforester4601 Thank fuck they were on dvd

[@JPGaming157]

“La la la la la la la la la la la, bitch!” That gets me every time.

[@LoudToon99]

First Garfield, now Smurfs! What's next? Yogi Bear? Dragon Ball Evolution?

[@Lishadra]

I have news for you. I'm assuming you know that though.

[@LoudToon99]

+Lishadra (Christi Bentley) What?

[@MalescoM]

+Alex Ramirez Smurfs 2?

[@somethingciremovies1651]

I wanna see dragonball evolution desperately.

[@rubenpender5543]

m.imdb.com/title/tt1302067/

[@natalyathebun1941]

"you take that back" "NEVER!" "police?~" ease up on the comedy almost made me choke on food

[@KneelB4Bacon]

9:15 Great point by the Critic about using movement as pointless filler.

[@Earth2Natalie]

17:23, turn on the captions. You're welcome

[@0ddman0ut64]

Uh guys...........the joke with the onions is that people tend to produce tears when they chop them. That's it.....although it wasn't very funny.

[@chronictato1232]

*_Smurfs chant demonically_*

[@ariabritton9669]

**Reverse distorted smurf chanting**

[@timelord2052]

Fuck smurfs

[@JustANormalManungsa]

Sony broke smurfs

[@valondrialoo13]

Your pfp tho 😂💜

[@just_a_tepig3611]

Does it beat "oreo" from wreck it Ralph?

[@vallytine]

12:15 isn't this an issue with The Smurfs in general as opposed to the movie..?

[@vallytine]

Yeah its Dark Bum. You get soul hearts in return though, a lot of them.

[@tentacledood5784]

Yay, binding of Isaac fans!

[@threeruneblade]

you're late to the party

[@vallytine]

The Isaac train is always on time, never late.

[@noahwilson3809]

Valerie Aust Smurfet was named that because she was the only female surf in the village. Not to mention she was an artificial one created by Gargamel, so she didn't have defined trait about her other than being the only female surf, hence the name: Smurfet. It's obvious when you think about her past and that everyone else in the village was male.

[@thischannelisnomore9883]

3:59 man now I want a dragon that sells my merchandise 😭

[@user-dr2yz8um3d]

“Would you like to buy some Smurf merchandise?”-Evil Corporate Hollywood

[@alltimelowbro227]

Andre:Hello cops nostalgia critics kidnapped another black guy Malcom:it's ture Still makes me laugh

[@BigA207]

17:34 They should work for Team Skull

[@TiStardust]

NICE!!

[@Endriu192]

Not that stupid cliché

[@ElvenRaptor]

"Hello, police, the Nostalgia Critic kidnapped another black guy again." There's a "Get Out" joke here somewhere. You should totally do something with it.

[@phillipmoghaddam7240]

I don’t see what the Critic would gain from the Black Nerd.

[@Srya901]

Phillip Moghaddam an n word pass

[@ImThatZombieDude115]

Samuel L. Jackson as pet rock: Yeah im in every thing so why not be in this MOTHERF****A

[@hansruhlmann454]

I would honestly totally watch that.

[@loaf_bloke_will_eat_ur_soul998]

@@ImThatZombieDude115 but it's better than the emoji movie.

[@b3rz3rk3r9]

Neil Patrick Harris: "I smurf you." Me: Woah! Hey, hey, hey, Buddy! Watch where you fling those Smurfs. For the love of God, this is a Kid's movie!

[@Alondro77]

Well, we're not getting "Pet Rock: The Movie". .... Instead we're getting "The Emoji Movie"... Am I the only one who wishes we were actually getting the Pet Rock movie?

[@manuelalbertoromero9528]

Nope.

[@GalenNight]

Alondro77 somehow that would be better than the Emoji movie

[@LilyZerep]

I honestly would see Pet Rock the movie. If it's actually like the way it was in this 😂

[@tromberries]

Pet rock vs emoji

[@killorbekilledqueen0559]

I bet that it would make bank.

[@Japanda-ge1zi]

"Hello, police, Nostalgia Critic kidnapped another black guy again." Again? When was the first one?!

[@mysite1012]

Matt DeCastro It was Malcom supposedly. Right after that line, Malcom said "it's true!" and Nc smacked him.

[@Japanda-ge1zi]

my site do you remember the review?

[@mysite1012]

Matt DeCastro Which one? This one? yes.

[@Japanda-ge1zi]

my site no, the one where he kidnapped Malcom

[@mysite1012]

Matt DeCastro Oh, no it was never in a review, it was just hinted in this review. Just a joke.

[@WillieManga]

3:59 Huh? It's just a dragon... "Would you like to buy some Smurf Merchandise?' Ok, now that is evil!

[@greendragon5603]

That dragon looks more realistic than the smurfs do