How I beat Fake Cookie Clicker

cookie clicker is back for revenge, in the future, with a twist!
the game: store.steampowered.com/app/97...
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[@piotrek3557]

I love how you can turn everything into a joke. I am laughing like every 15 seconds

[@mariussl3367]

Im laughing every 1 milisecond

[@penguinmaster1694]

@@mariussl3367 same

[@Tinlok-ru6tm]

His voice makes it even better

[@rascallybloom567]

@@amplifire- wdym turn

[@Abs0luteN0va]

agreed

[@pineappletoast2142]

Morgan made this video already and made 10x more cookies. Sorry to be the bearer of bad news.

[@shadowbladej1]

Morgan sucks tho

[@User-ht5pn]

Yes

[@agent7c_]

CURSE YOU MORGAAAAAAAAN!

[@apersonwhoexists.]

lol

[@owlboy1-719]

Wait until you find out he disliked the video meaning he has wings and is beyond our understanding

[@mathattaque]

As a french I am glad you included us in your universe despite our differences

[@battleboy8483]

ew

[@mathattaque]

Ew u🤣

[@Gamer_CR820]

gross@@mathattaque

[@LeroxYT]

Surrender or get blitzkrieged again 🇩🇪🇩🇪🇩🇪RAAHHHH🦅🇩🇪🦅🇩🇪🦅🇩🇪🦅🇩🇪🦅🇩🇪🦅🇩🇪🇩🇪🇩🇪

[@DavidMuri-lm5vy]

​@@mathattaque at 6:59 I thought your leader here would comment, and say: "don't you ever disrespect France that way again!

[@acephoenixgamer]

Not only did you include music/remixes from Touhou 1, you did it in the exact order it appears in game. Props dude.

[@baotan774]

We can all agree that dragoon could say anything and he would just evolve a joke out of it

[@JmKrokY]

Yes

[@ploshthacatMC_btd]

Yep

[@FootballDB]

9-11

[@elatedstorm8183]

Imagine watching someone click on cookies to learn important life lessons. Couldnt be me

[@judeoberfoell]

I know right 🥱

[@MrJx2]

Imagine not having a life

[@redex7413]

That game you are playing is Cell to Singularity! I didn't expect you to play it! That game is so underrated: -no ads -really fun -makes you learn a lot of things -extremely well done (especially the animations) -constant events to keep you interested -HUGE updates like The Beyond and more

[@yf-n7710]

No ads? I'm not sure we've played the same game...

[@cvbbnijghjojfg6771]

I've dropped an ungodly amount of time into this game. I have like a level 26 dino place and beyond 7 or smthn. Not to mention I singularity in like 3 seconds lol

[@mugnuz]

For me it was a very bland experience...

[@zchaosemperor81]

Im kinda addicted to this game. I already accumulated like 100 trillion metabits

[@thehammmann]

@@yf-n7710 no forced ads

[@teddyboe3153]

i found your channel a couple days ago and you’ve already become one of my favorite youtubers, ima need more uploads at least 10 a day

[@ob5599]

there's something special about seeing the "Activate Windows" in literally every dragoon video now

[@Avaa2499]

It’s like an all seeing entity, staring, watching you, and your every move *help me*

[@Game_Warrior]

@@Avaa2499 No. I won't help you.

[@susamogus8331]

@@Avaa2499 windows will help you

[@waltuhputyourdsawaywaltuh]

​@@Avaa2499 no we will not help

[@gamingdude6578]

I love how entropy means disorder and its used to create order. Truly a masterpiece

[@rafaelutzul4790]

2:20 without brains, the french would've still existed

[@XenosX4]

2:38 For those who are wondering, this song is "Night Shade" by AdhesiveWombat.

[@undead-p]

And 6:34 is Time Will Tell by Odyssey Eurobeat [A-ONE]

[@booz5719]

First the Koodra Mandible, then white bags, then insta-monkeys, and now human life, still waiting on the collecting gems from COC

[@FanaticChain]

Ye same

[@SwankiestPants]

Man I feel like a huge nerd cuz I don't watch this youtuber but I recognized each thing you commented about, assuming white bags is referring to rotmg of course

[@Dxck]

@@SwankiestPants yo same wtf, hypixel skyblock, rotmg, btd6

[@Champion69420]

@@Dxck you forgot clash of clans imao

[@fish5643]

@@Dxck what is rotmg?

[@X_Master_B]

"One slave is better than four keyboards" Dragoon - 2022

[@cheeseandbeans7864]

cell to singularity is such a good game. ive completed it all and im up to the events in beta

[@mugnuz]

Ew ww. Not reslly

[@CasuallyShadow]

Vpokie clicker 2

[@jgames3870]

cant wait for this to turn into a series that travels through the end of time.

[@zabianreubens4989]

I mean theres alot to the game (Cell to singularity) It has events near weekly aswell as a space simulation

[@jgames3870]

@@zabianreubens4989 Ok epic, tho I already knew that thanks for informing me.

[@jgames3870]

@@zabianreubens4989 oh wait just realised the title changed. original title was, cookie clicker in 2030. Sorry for the confusion.

[@zabianreubens4989]

@@jgames3870 Aight its all fine

[@black_m1n825]

To be honest this is one of the better clicker games out there, and I absolutely recommend playing it yourself.

[@NatureAndrew]

FYI it is called cell to singularity, not Cookie Clicker 2. I beat it.

[@lovelxne]

@@NatureAndrewbummed. i was going to play it if it was a sequel to universal baking domination with grandmas

[@brandonbombplays9304]

Snails cannot leave carcasses because they are too attached to them. Consider it solved

[@danielschield5788]

I played this game in early access, and i'm so happy that one of my favorite youtubers is playing it!

[@greenmarble638]

Love it when a youtuber plays a game that i have played for months. Even more when i can use the event times to know stuff like the video being recorded 4 days ago

[@mazeprobblem4716]

How is it called??

[@thebcwonder4850]

@@mazeprobblem4716 Cell to Singularity

[@Dragoon45]

Do Snails Have Carcasses?

[@alibobdagreat2834]

Yes but no but yes but no but yes but no but yes but no but yes but no but yes but no but yes but no but yes but no but yes but no but yes but no but yes but no but yes but no but yes but no but yes but no but yes but no but yes but no but yes but no but yes but no but yes but no but yes but no but yes but no

[@ayesaarif7347]

yes,here is the explanation: If I eat my toilet,I will poop out a toilet and gain nutrients and then the snails will grow the carcasses from the nutrients from the toilet and I fed 2 snails toilets and killed the rest and now snails have carcasses so yes,they do have carcasses

[@Anonymous.Watcher]

Yes

[@smileyfacedev]

Yes

[@Meaps27]

Yes it's obvious obviously duh

[@dqrkclaymore1905]

The fact that it mentioned the mitochondria and eukaryotic cell in your video as I’m learning about it in school is quite a coincidence

[@wolfie5135]

I learned everything about those in 4th grade

[@bigbeachballs3074]

2:36 “Im still a failure, but a BETTER failure.” He explained my life story in a single sentence

[@piotrek3557]

You should play chess. I want to see how you make it in your style of videos. There probably also be a lot more people like Morgan.

[@Calavyr]

I played this game for a few hours before, and didn't find it that entertaining, but watching Dragoon play it just makes it infinitely more entertaining for me. Also its funny how KZbin thinks this is Cookie Clicker. i love the casual shade thrown towards the french lol

[@Nvmbased]

the most genuine / hilarious youtuber i’ve ever watched

[@MrUmur]

Activate your windows Morgan.

[@Creamsicles]

dragoon is the definition of a cookie clicker master

[@BrainDamageIV]

Man was so dedicated to beat cookie clicker 2, he forgot to activate windows 💀

[@LazyBN]

What is this game? also i have been watching your videos for a while and I really love them. I am proud to say you are my favourite youtuber. Also what happened to the bloons content that was my favourite!

[@TimTheTierLister]

I've been watching dragoon for a while, and he's super underrated. I mean he has great taste in address locations (I am inside your walls)

[@fletcherwessling3764]

When I heard that... that the Powerhouse of The Cell was back... *7th grade science Vietnam flashbacks*

[@samuraillama5088]

One month one week and five days, I won’t stop waiting for the Kuudra mandible content, I’ll wait forever, through each dimension, and during that time I’ll complete each Balloon Tower Defense game

[@damonvannostrand858]

If you need extra bloons time go for beating something in mastery mode when you do btd5

[@jakebake0652]

Step one; find kuudra mandible

[@launchpadkid094]

I wasn’t expecting to watch a full years worth of biology class at 1:00 AM on a school night with an overdue biomolecules worksheet because I don’t have a clue what a hagfish or hagfish slime is. Thank you Dragoon.

[@novaminerr66]

i like that the very start of the video is cell to singularity underrated idle game go play it! i just realized that its just dragoon playing cts so good job dragoon for finding a great game!

[@excamation3922]

I love how this guy makes everything funny even if it is another game😂

[@tenidiotaodpizzy4603]

what do you mean

[@xlboy8539]

@@tenidiotaodpizzy4603it’s not cookie clicker 2

[@tenidiotaodpizzy4603]

@@xlboy8539 it is

[@TheNathanator]

guys at 0:20 there's a bad word 😱😱😱😱😱😱😱😱😱😱😱😱😱😱😱

[@Lightninglucas10]

shiver me tembers im quaking in me boots

[@ImMisik]

@@Lightninglucas10lmao

[@becauseYES9999]

​@Lightninglucas10 fr it's so spooky 😱😨

[@MineONite]

Every genius “mitochondria is the powerhouse of the cell”

[@T1M0THY_JRR]

"this time I hired a slave to click for me" dragoon-

[@diamondplayz2145]

I wouldn't mind being in a post apocalyptic state due to cookies. I LOVE cookies.

[@Luke-dt8lc]

You won’t love them once it happens…

[@thexboxpc]

i roughly know how this goes since i played it before and would like to see more

[@bod_hi7636]

Me clicking video thinking it’s actually Cookie clicker two then I realise its this game that I actually have

[@apollyon266]

im glad you found this clicker game, it's a really good one, now you just need to get on my level. hmu when ur at the end of beyond

[@Ninjactk]

0:48 nooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo. the world can die for all I care.

[@mixstrid4621]

legend says he still clicking to this day

[@malicharton4403]

as a french, i am glad you ADORE our hats

[@NotMat2]

yoooo, didn't think i'd see this game get any big coverage. love to see it

[@Neammmm]

Insane cookie clicker content 🫡

[@mordecalim]

6:27 WAIT! Could this be him? The legend? The REAL one? .... Is this ... Quincy? Father of Quincy? 🐒

[@agrator3603]

There should be a Morgan redemption ark in the dragon lore, it’s free content

[@aid.s8629]

0:20 As someone who visits that site regularly I would argue that it is worth it to bring it back

[@sebrasebra]

I never eat your content dragoon. I do, however, eat alphabet acrobatics

[@Dragoon45]

I may have deleted the video, but I guess I could do it again maybe

[@sebrasebra]

@@Dragoon45 i did not know you posted it. If you do it i will send you a lifetime supply of alphabet acrobatics.

[@sebrasebra]

@@Dragoon45 can I have it if i ask nicely?

[@BigSteely]

As a strategist, this leaves me in physical pain

[@Sparsh011]

the next morgan ellis

[@asaghcfgdfuyvhrghflowey9997]

as someone who played this game long before the youtuber did, i can confirm this is pathetic gameplay

[@Ren-Rwem-Ren]

@@asaghcfgdfuyvhrghflowey9997 has someone who has rebirth over 50 times I confirm he's truly godly at this game

[@therealgamingfire]

Thank you dragoon ive been a long time player and im happy its finnaly getting reconision

[@ryansecretgaming6170]

Hey dragoon if you want entropy get cyborgs after singularity also you can get secret achievements to get dwarnium which buy resources like ideas and entropy

[@Tyuf_]

best plot twist of all time

[@syrusgrove8682]

Yup this really was the best plot twist

[@michaeltesterman8295]

For the people telling Dragoon to activate Windows, he did at one point. He ended up deactivating it bc it broke Minecraft.

[@milosuperduperfun8879]

It’s always a good day when dragoon uploads even tho I may be sick

[@jingyangtu1950]

how this man finds games and turns them into a joke makes me reconsider morgan as the best youtuber ever

[@1Smite]

Minecraft 1.8 pvp is cookie clicker in 2030

[@Crackability]

I actually played this game, its really fun!

[@loveaberg2603]

What is the name of the game?

[@Vicious81]

I Enjoy these videos as i can watch them all day and when my mom says what do you learn from this ?i can say i learned what cells are in the primordial soup

[@BlueET3RNAL]

"Will you stop eating toast for dinner? You're old enough to be cooking real food you know." Hey man what the fuck

[@jeannethegoofy]

I have returned, and i am in PHYSICAL pain that you did not finish the game in a sub 2 minute run.

[@experience-NOT-2]

MORGAN!?!?!

[@brilliant3645]

Singularity is not the end

[@Shnoozel]

The fact that you're not the real Morgan causes me physical pain

[@spiritofgoodwillingness844]

MORGAN

[@winno8744]

Does anyone know what the music at 3:17 is?

[@Toast583]

Not sure what the song name is but its in the wide putin walking meme

[@winno8744]

Thank you so much 💓 💗 💛

[@GreenGodVR]

The whole, "and the first thing it does is dab" is priceless.

[@larrylarrys1310]

I had a test on stuff like this a few weeks ago and i wish it was released earler so i could technicly call this studying

[@drmystery2662]

1:31 what dis song

[@Dragoon45]

lost horizon - the one

[@mythica1560]

Can we appreciate how much effort he puts in his videos?

[@franzaries2599]

Can we appreciate how many bots say how much effort he puts in his videos

[@zacharyreid7557]

Dragoon: You didnt see that coming did you Me: dude, we never see anything coming with you and its awesome

[@theunoriginal2792]

Dragoon is the only youtuder that makes me question my very existence and laugh at the same time

[@gdb5549]

the closest thing to a fear of the Easter bunny is the fear of bunnies, witch is Leporiphobia

[@LKLOCO]

I remember downloading and loving this game a few months ago lol

[@puchu13]

This game is called cell to singularity its really fun I’ve been playing it on and off since the beta and i can get to the singularity in under 45 seconds by just spamming the upgrade buttons

[@CMP7778]

when i realized you were playing this game. this game is amazing

[@shami9773]

I’ve come to a realization: everything real, not real, and infinitely increasing layers of possibility is all just part of cookie clickers lore.

[@GamerTime_2002]

I like the extra lore you added

[@georgealexmoisant2601]

I’m glad someone covered this game

[@eyeover7307]

I love dragoon because he is always intrested what I am currently intrested in.

[@CHILLIN2540]

0:20 "Is it really worth rebuilding... this?" The law requires that I answer no

[@IsStillVicarious]

I finished my toast half a second before you mentioned it. I feel called out.

[@space686]

dragoon rlly got the "Activate iwndows" in the bottom right the entire video💀

[@calvite100]

Man.. I never thought of Mr Krabs that way.. respect +100

[@HKNotch]

sick awesome guitar outro.

[@jrobertoppenheimer1945]

I welcome you to the Fry cook lifestyle. NOW CLEAN THIS SHIT UP BEFORE YOU LEAVE!!!

[@randomperson1418]

9:00 This is your local microsoft employee working for 0.01$/year asking you to activate windows to feed my family

[@SniperGuy430]

I've eaten 10 average humans or around 80 gallons of water. I'll be waiting for my cardboard.

[@shreddedcheese8604]

oh hey. i played this game a few montha ago and it's all been downhill from there. happy to see it played

[@PixelPirates-FF]

I have this game and i love how you call it fake cookie clicker

[@poggingmilk9452]

So it was true, morgan was the Big Bang, and created everything

[@redrod41]

love all his vids

[@brokechannellol1477]

Cell to singularity. I speedrun that game. Already at more than 100,000x speed at main universe. 1 animo acid equals to more than 20 billion a sec. Unlocked all upgrade until mesozoic valley rank 38. Im at mesozoic valley rank 36. I hate grinding for mesozoic valley.

[@Boltclick]

This doesn't change the fact that Dragoon has yet to activate Windows.

[@matthewkaulfers3034]

Morgan left a dislike on this video because he has wings

[@heyboy5258]

I like how everything you say including facts are funny

[@kosuken]

I lived in France for a few years, and I agree that the little baret or whatever the wonky hats are, look weird

[@lux_less]

The ankle-sprain-saurus has, as of right now, been sent 17 thousand death threats

[@isabel_xpx]

I'm watching this while eating avocado toast as dinner and as soon as I finished the toast I got roasted. 10/10 would eat again

[@bananatom7653]

"Have you lost your mind? are you ok? do you need help? also why are you bad at clicking?" -Banana Tom (who is better at clicking than dragoon, maybe.)

[@Anime_logics]

Of anyone is wondering what game he's playing, I call it "cell" but it's full name is "cell to singularity"