Simon Lane - Comedic Legend

[@ballinbalgruuf8198]

Humour so good, Lewis decided to make a youtube channel just to share it with the world.

[@deadchannel624]

And now he's barely on it

[@Meraidd]

@@deadchannel624 times be changing ^^

[@ballinbalgruuf8198]

@@deadchannel624 Not on youtube! The yogscast moved to Twitch a looooooooooong time ago. KZbin is just like a side hobby.

[@SekiberiusWelkesh]

@@ballinbalgruuf8198 it's mostly because KZbin pays like shit for all but the biggest creators.

[@atomicgaming1238]

@@ballinbalgruuf8198 do they use twitch often?

[@RandomUser11170]

"I called her that because I used to shake her as a baby" "They're very common" I swear, this man just gets me every time.

[@DrewThePirate]

mousie not getting the "very common" joke gets me every time

[@somuchsoul3041]

I still don't get it

[@bounderby99]

@@somuchsoul3041 One of common's meanings is low-brow.

[@SomeInfamousGuy]

@@somuchsoul3041 It means lower class.

[@EzekiesAcheron]

@@SomeInfamousGuy ahhhhhh

[@eaglestdogg]

That joke was quite possibly the most British joke I've ever heard

[@mm-bv4zw]

That Gregg's joke will always get me😂 this is why I'm so glad to have stumbled upon the Yogscast 10 years ago

[@mr6611aj]

pls explain, I don't get it

[@mm-bv4zw]

@@mr6611aj Gregg's is a popular shop that sells lunch items, savoury and sweet pastries in the UK and they are everywhere if you ask someone in the UK what a Gregg's is they all understand. When Mousie asked if they are common she meant if they are rare or not, Simon knew what she meant but decided to make a hidden joke even though he said "they were very common" which did answer her question but he was also implying that it was common in the sense of class. Much like how peasants or lower class people are called common since Gregg's isn't a fancy in the slightest so it was double meaning 👍 hope that clears it up a little bit

[@BM-yy8db]

This video included all 1 out of 1 Yogscast baby shaking jokes. 10/10 would shake again

[@YordleQueen]

“I used to shake her as a baby” *roaring applause*

[@sheeshore]

They're *very common.* honestly simon's almost as much a national treasure as greggs.

[@experi-mentalproductions5358]

7:50 is underrated...

[@arterca]

American simon isn't real, American simon can't hurt you. American simon: "shirt, sock, Hot dog"

[@pacosoentken303]

Brothers of the states rejoice! Shoot shoot shoot with me Raise your gun and raise your voice Sing sing sing with me Down and down into the deep Who knows what we'll find beneath Diamonds dollars gold and more Hidden in the mountain store born underground suckled from a teat of stone Raised in the dark the safety of our mountain home Skin made of iron, steel in our bones To dig and dig makes us FREE Come on brothers sing with me! I am an American and I am digging for oil, diggy diggy oil...

[@lucaskesselman8405]

@@pacosoentken303 oo

[@crisisasp5396]

yeah he is, his name is jesse cox

[@arterca]

@@crisisasp5396 oh holy fuck i forgot about British Jesse and American Simon.

[@joshuabryan3692]

@@arterca I bet you forgot about that video where they both rub their beards over Dodger's face too didn't you?

[@herbie.e]

Simone Alaine. What a gentlemen.

[@thephoenixsystem6765]

mentlegen?

[@herbie.e]

@@thephoenixsystem6765 precisely

[@GeorgieBonsoir]

14:35 This was clearly Tom's joke. I will not have this blatant robbery in broad daylight. Tom's good joke was *STOLEN* from him, and NOW MY DAUGHTER IS *DEAD*

[@nahrky]

19:41 I really should've taken Lewis' leather jacket after all, this is definitely the dark timeline lmao

[@RagDollCthulhu]

Wow that was really you? You should have definitely accepted the trade, lol.

[@BigSadClownBoi]

oh my god

[@nahrky]

@@RagDollCthulhu welp

[@Khy._]

coming back to this, idk if you know this but that leather jacket Lewis always wears is Rick Owens, upwards of $3,000 😯

[@nahrky]

@@Khy._ no way!!

[@jesselindsey9760]

Why is Simon the funniest member of the Yogscast? That's not even to say the others aren't funny - they've each said things that nearly made me pee myself. But Simon is on a whole 'nother level.

[@ChrisMorray]

My favorite ones are the ones where he takes his glasses off because he's crying laughing at his own jokes.

[@navire_]

Simon : Baby shaking joke Tom's brows : V

[@arterca]

Man, i miss those shitty mics in the old videos.

[@michaelcaplin8969]

Damn, they have to get Simon on panel shows such as Would I Lie To you. Imagine how fucking funny it woul be with Lee Mack interogating him. God... A man can dream... A man can dream.

[@yourearsaregreen]

oh man i need some more peculiar portions asap

[@MolinaKojima]

Heard on the podcast they’re starting it again they recorded on Friday

[@ziksy6460]

14:44 only Simon can pull off wearing a shirt emblazoned with the word "C U M"

[@aintnothang3973]

I thought of the same thing, haha - I mean, I find it funny cause I'm a 5 year old but I don't think I'd be able to pull it off (unintended, no ragerts tho)

[@niklaseriksson3343]

the Jason Statham impression buying baked beans should be in here, its pure gold.

[@MrKarlGP]

Simon's cats are silently judging him :)

[@wolfbournethefirst5055]

I just love that Simon is constantly wearing Ghost shirts.

[@R-Wag]

I always come back for the clip @12:40

[@SOENJAY]

"Maybe people are too young and don't realize. He wasn't the one that did 9/11, that was his son."

[@DackxJaniels]

Reminds me of the best joke from the farming sim Livestreams: There once was a man from Devon Who thought that his life was heaven He ate Cornish Ice creams, And watched gaming Livestreams Bush did nine-eleven

[@hecticscone]

@@DackxJaniels that was factorio with sips and duncan

[@Zei33]

The bush joke was hilarious. I think Simon shines when he talks politics.

[@wastingwhistler4880]

The post Simon era were the darkest days in yogscast history

[@Zei33]

What exactly happened to him? Did he just lose his nerve or something?

[@ling_zip]

@@Zei33 he had some health issues & had surgery :)

[@Jeto]

Man! I really wish Particular Portions would come back! it was really great!

[@anthonykf99]

4:13 I think I'm too American to understand this joke

[@clumsygarage1578]

I’m not sure either, but going by another joke Simon made about “copper is so common that it watches East Enders”, I’m assuming that “common” is British for “basic bitch”

[@BenkyleMankin]

This man is superhumanly hilarious

[@robomac452]

I wish I could like this more than once

[@stalhein62]

The koala one is absolutely brilliant

[@Coalbiter]

Such a charming young man.

[@sonicfactory-uk]

@3:46 this gets me every time LOL

[@Eyepatch______________________]

I'm American, can you explain this

[@mephostopheles3752]

I was not prepared for the koala joke. I was MID-SIP from a glass of water. Nearly choked.

[@jamesfield1674]

"We have got lift" ha ha Simon is a legend

[@livid_spider]

Man I really miss peculiar portions

[@Neptune0404]

God damn clip nr 2 and I made the misstake of drinking water. Damn near killed me

[@lukemarsh1527]

The greggs joke was brilliant

[@somuchsoul3041]

28:12 Did Tom just say Lamas are closely related to Beavers?!?!?! What

[@bushybeardedbear]

Awww, I miss Game Goblin...

[@langa77777]

With anything

[@moss_and_ivy3517]

2:07 I've seen this clip a hundred times , i've seen the original episode a hundred times , but i've only just got the joke

[@roseg41]

2:40 How did she not laugh. I was in stitches lol

[@masumwil6910]

Missed a chance to say the Hunger Games when talking about eating the books...

[@Neur0nauT]

with the latest top 10 hit. Ground breaking sound of... "its scratchy"..by the "Chlamydia Koalas"

[@_Ch0wdah]

Simon lives off the script... Hes the old-school stableronaldo! Not the clip he's the viral meme machine! Timeless shit :D

[@CoiledDracca]

If Simon ever sees this. I want to meet you. Not in the 'crazy' way like from a fan. I'm as crazy as most of us are. But just a happenstance hug would be nice. Simon you are weird, and awesome and loved. Thank you Drakon for this compilation. Also, Weird is love. Also any edit with Simon and Lewis is fun, and Tom, and Nina and whomever. Simon makes me laugh, Simon makes anyone laugh.

[@hhubbs]

Haven't watched him for yeas. And in the first few seconds I see he's got a Ghost tee on, respect is up

[@BadluckTribe]

I never really noticed Simons shirts before.

[@sanjivinsmoke814]

Hey Drakon Astron , whats your favorite things to see in TTT maps?? or like what are your favorite reoccurring things in maps

[@clever2627]

You made me think he died

[@nakenmil]

hims an smin

[@jamesthompson2065]

They're *very* common.

[@alansmithee419]

23:38 Heaven must be missing an angle. And it's made you obtuse.

[@mr6611aj]

Can someone explain the Greggs joke? pls

[@ParadoxNerdHLM]

So, Gregg's is a really popular bakery chain here in the UK, and they're usually found in more traditionally working class areas. So, Mousie asked "are they common?", meaning "are there a lot of them?" And Simon answered "they're *very* common", meaning "they're very working class"

[@mr6611aj]

@@ParadoxNerdHLM Thank you

[@SpaceDogLaika]

Can anyone explain the greggs joke to me? I never got it

[@Wabajak13]

Simon does a posh accent and calls it common, referring to its class status rather than its rarity.

[@SpaceDogLaika]

@@Wabajak13 oh damn, thanks!

[@ParadoxNerdHLM]

@@SpaceDogLaika yeah, I honestly didn't remember the other meaning for common until I saw someone point it out. I just assumed it was a comment on how many bloody Greggs there are

[@daviddwyer4376]

Where can I find simons and Tom’s podcasts?

[@BuffyTheBuffaloSlayer]

They're on toms channel called Angory Tom though they are pretty old so youll have to do some scrolling

[@whoviana]

honestly as an ace person, ace gay men being called pandas kind of rules

[@klaxoncow]

Anything.

[@zanec14]

GREGGS!

[@Revan-ek3su]

What was the stream with the baby shaking joke?

[@boslys140]

Chree sent me

[@Cotif11]

officially using Panda as gay slang

[@5hadow5talker]

Miss peculiar portions and the riddle bros!!!

[@murpaderp8461]

I hit like, but every other joke makes me rethink my position.

[@BotanyDegreePilkerton]

wow, a whole video without redacted, Clap

[@coep_leader4898]

19:42 did NOT age well

[@coep_leader4898]

Unfortunately 25:23 aged quite well for the same reason

[@lionchops724]

I like Lewis old hair style lol not judging just that it doesn't fit him in my opinion

[@CT2507]

i agree.

[@IslandWork1]

Based

[@Zerahi]

NO U

[@navire_]

God I miss Simon's peepee

[@PabonStuff]

Does anyone know why Sjin was kicked out of the yogcast and now just removed from videos?

[@pacosoentken303]

Multiple women in the yogscast came out to say that sjin harassed them. He wasn't kicked out, he left. He is removed from videos because some people are uneasy about seeing him.

[@jonasquinn7977]

@Paco soentken I might be wrong but I don’t think it was women in the Yogscast, it was fans he was behaving inappropriately with over text, you might be thinking of Caff who would make younger women his Discord mods then harass/groom them Afaik they never released any information from the investigation into Sjin other than he was leaving and it wasn’t anything illegal

[@pacosoentken303]

@@jonasquinn7977 it wasn’t anything illegal that’s right. Bouphe did say that Sjin once asked her to take her to his flat multiple times. Hannah said that Sjin once said that the only reason he left Hannah alone was out of respect for Lewis (when Lewis and Hannah were still thing). But this was after the “fan chatting” thing and after when Sjin left. You were right I kinda got my timeline messed up

[@eaglestdogg]

He sexually harrased people including a multitude of fans as well as yogs members.

[@Tankurface]

Hmmm, not really. I just see 2 thieves.

[@thephoenixsystem6765]

Come on down to Comedy Lane and sing the old song with me That's right You know the one Sing it: [psych, I'm doing a Witcher parody] When a grand old bard Gamed the whole night long With Lewis of Brindleshire Along came the YoGPooooD They went after sips What utter, utter pricks Broke down his brain And he ripped off their di-icks As the Yogscast rolled Obscenities untold And so cried our jokester "I'm Professor Grizwold!" Toss a Jaff to your jokester Oh fanbase of plenty Oh fanbase of plenty O-oh ohhh! Toss a Jaff to your jokester Oh fanbase of plentyyyyyyy-yyyyyyyyyyyy-Y33T! Edit 4 weeks later: Guess everybody thought it was Diggy Diggy Hole and didn't click read more... Or just hated it 💔

[@oz_jones]

THis is meant to be funny?

[@mannmctrash]

No, this IS funny. If you're not getting it you might wanna seek medical attention.

[@sasugaainz6824]

25:25 it would be an improvement over both the current one and the previous one.

[@TheStarchamber]

I don't know if it's in the video yet, but C O C U N T