Drama Time - Elitist Chat

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[@Okeanos86]

A turtle has made it to the water.

[@Geraduss]

Why can't you just fckin pick them up and throw in the damn water?

[@Phantomzeroneo]

Only for it to die on the mouth of the sharks.

[@DraphEnjoyer]

I like how the race of sentient turtle people just let their kids just walk into the water

[@ryuranzou]

Didn't the naga kick the tortillas from the water? Why send your children there

[@Gravewhisper]

And then it drowned. Because it's a land turtle and not a tortoise. Look at it. It has legs, not fins. These turtles can't swim! #drowningturtleconspiracy

[@dylanezell1423]

Preach goes undercover in a cesspool guild sounds so amazing I really really hope that happens lmfao

[@shrubninja6444]

I wanna see that so badly. I'm super excited to see it haha

[@diode_wow]

Didnt he do that once?

[@bigdaddybaleion5986]

Will it be "Mature Content' (a cross server "thing' )

[@codysewell4775]

Honestly, I would hope he would end up in mine, even though it's not that bad. Because it sorta is, just not drama time levels of bad.

[@milantasic6669]

tHIS! :D

[@TheStuYo]

This notification has made my week

[@Eiskloetzchen33]

Next Addon confirmed, we saved to many. WOW: Rise of the Turtelboyz

[@lc9245]

Remember the guy with the turtle home work? He was actually writing about BFA, who knew!

[@wolfwood303]

Guys, is there an addon so that I dont have to constantly type /target xyz /cast heal? All that typing is preventing me from laughing at things in chat. Thank you for your help ahead of time.

[@ThePipeMonk]

Lots of healing addson on Curse/Twitch, check it out.

[@flexxed1118]

anyone else picturing preach sitting infront of a kindergarten class while telling these stories?

[@David-ux5wn]

Holy ... the people in the Laughing Healer group deserve each other ....

[@k9tirion927]

living in their own hell unable to escape...

[@NInjaken1337]

The typical healer that would found him self looking for guild not just a raid to "heal" before he can even think of asking why.

[@mrmikef10]

Subscribed since early TBC. Haven't even reached 111 yet. You're a good guy Mike! #TeamGhost

[@RSQuinn]

16:00 is that a russian Christopher walken?

[@MuggsisGune]

"Perfect Estonian accent." Where's Andy throwing plastic eggs when you need him?

[@spooglet3279]

Where’s the pirate hat tho m8

[@samisuhonen9815]

Drama fridays are what keeps me sane while serving in the army, keep it up!

[@RaykinDF]

This was the greatest intro to a drama time, well done.

[@TheKalazar]

mid work, this shit pops up and day becomes so much better! thanks preach!

[@reiven2009]

That is so awesome, just as soon as you started talking about the turtle WQ, I started doing that exact WQ.

[@crz89]

Finally! Some KZbin preach ❤️❤️❤️

[@danforbes4513]

at start of new char big bags is all you need. then you make ye own gold from there on so the guy offer him bags is doing the right thing. in my book. gold is a plus

[@catalinierkan]

You can get rid of the Azerite armor animation without a WA aswell. Just shit right click another piece of azerite armor then back to the one you were going to select the traits

[@peen2804]

Holy shit read the fucking story without repeating the same comment 20 times after every other sentence. It’s maddening

[@Condwr]

I'm such a big Discord raider I even have that there Nitro. Had to open up my elitest wallet for that one, smack the cash down with a screech of anger and force the devs into submission.

[@dustanmahan7967]

The cycle of life can by cruel...

[@tweazledo]

Glad I came back to this one. Hilarious!

[@zerolosi]

I love how KZbin constantly freezes and then makes you watch an add each time your refresh....

[@jokulhaupz3330]

"mediocre memories" and "bag full of trash" - great guild names

[@Isilithix]

I healed with name plates once. I was playing an Undead Priest - around lvl 24 - as Shadow with two guildies. Me, never playing anything other than DPS seriously before; didn't have any sort of UI mods; picked up healing after our Heals dropped because they freaked out over zoning into a dungeon with an Enhancement Shammy, a Shadow Priest and a Feral Druid. I sucked at it, sure; but I'd like to think that I did better than this last guy did. I didn't laugh, though that was because no-one died. I will say this though, this last tale's healer did a better job than one guy I got saddled with back in Wrath. I was running HoL with three guildies, SV Hunter, Pally Tank and Arcane Mage; trying to get our weekly stuff done up as well as get some gear; as well as a non guildies Lock and a Priest. Lock was kick ass, second highest DPS in the group, followed by the Mage and myself, the Hunter. Tank was good for having only been tanking for roughly a month or so, and we had all run the instance several times on both Heroic and normal. The Priest, on the other hand; was less than abysmal. Instead of healing, he spent his time punching the bosses and mobs, working on his Unarmed skill. We had broken gear by the time we managed to kick his ass out of the group (stupid timers) and the Lock had dropped the group by then. Luckily, we 4-manned the rest of the instance (Final boss left after the Priest got kicked) along with an Elemental/Resto-Shammy.

[@Nimicry]

Opens with a plea for the turtles... I love it

[@acousticnoisemachine]

Preach makes fun, but I'll save a million turtles if it means I might able to make a Tortollan mage at some point in the future....or a monk and just continuously sing the Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles theme while playing.

[@powerthirst4835]

This, so much this.

[@ThePipeMonk]

Tutant Minaj Neetles Teetles !!

[@CoachNezzy]

I'm a big a raider! Who else is a big raider?

[@shrubninja6444]

I mean I haven't raided in like a year, but I have Discord. Does that make me a big raider?

[@CoachNezzy]

@@shrubninja6444 Big raiders use discord. Whether they still raid or not.

[@diode_wow]

Im only 5'3" :(

[@406Style]

BigDick raider man !

[@slackerdc]

I've used Ventrilo, Team Speak and Discord and Discord is the easiest one to use by far. Hilarious

[@yaboi-rx4eq]

i got the hang of teamspeak faster than discord so i disagree

[@フフウェイ]

Tbh I'd rather help the crabs and seagulls have their well deserved dinner than have to babysit another turtle at this point.

[@iamdachampion09]

I. Love. Preach. Incredible Intro.

[@Geist1337]

Oh Lorenzo was a hunter? Suddenly all his sperging out makes sense

[@ZeroSleep]

Thank you drama time for making my 10 hr graveyard shift feel an hour shorter.

[@Deadjok33]

The second story gave me the creepers jeepers

[@jasonwaters6550]

Orange County and Northern Cali? That doesn't make sense. Pick one either the north or the south.

[@baronvonwolfin4215]

ill be compleatly honest discord if fucked there are so many options and some shit doesnt make sense i still STILL struggle to remember how to leave voice channels... honestly i might just be an idiot but i still use it lol. but wow that first story was interesting...

[@rustyshackleford6913]

51:59 holy shit a spider crawls across the left side of his shirt lol

[@pll11pll11]

that weak aura he spoke about, can anyone link it?

[@samuelmiller9201]

While the argument for not being able to heal due to hilarious gnome animation is not a good excuse, sometimes when a gnome dies their corpse will slide across the floor for a bit like they just got the shit smacked out of them. I did think that was pretty comical back in vanilla, but I was 14.

[@stephaniephouotrides2435]

I capped one toon and paid a friend to cap another. I ain't running through that horrible leveling grind again.

[@spooglet3279]

1:08 *Gets flashback to the “RKO THAT TURTLE” episode*

[@MasterZero99]

I'm a Casual. Holla at yo boy!

[@tyranthxc2333]

that gnome story was incredibly fake... also, what's this azerite animation they were talking about, with the weakaura?

[@RicketyCat]

Yes, indeed, those turtles have crabs.

[@DivinitasJanus]

Really? No "RKO that turtle" reference?

[@joebenedetti5515]

i literally just did the baby turtle quest and then watch this lol

[@diode_wow]

Wait wait wait...baby turtles are dying!? TO ARMS!

[@HorusHeresy1982]

Been working lates for the last few weeks. Couldn't be fucked to level after so 116 is where I stay till Saturday

[@EloquentTroll]

The Tortollans are terrible parents, why are they offloading their parenting onto soldiers in the middle of a war. If the Tortollans are that bad of parents they deserve to go extinct.

[@jffste6149]

mediocre memories and a bag full of trash.....thanks for coming.

[@NatoXemus]

Drama time already preach your legend!

[@meanmemepolice]

Casual squad are on their merry way towards 120

[@barbequesauce7167]

"We didn't think anyone would advertise doing old content as guild raiding." Naxx and ICC are raids, those raids are being done as a guild. It's not an untrue advertisement, and how are you supposed to know about the other use of 'guild raiding' if your guild has nothing to do with current raids?

[@ashleycotterell5419]

A turtle made it to the water!

[@SalvationMonger]

amazing pothead/stoner voice bro

[@grumpyoldwizard]

This must have just come out at 144P.

[@TehFiishy]

That last story.. oh man.. It sounds like he's twelve..

[@OwDenied]

still waiting on the undercover cesspool operation....

[@SRC1923]

Where is the weak aura animation?

[@MGC-XIII]

With the turtles, just let nature run its course. Go to the toilet while you wait.

[@skullknobber]

Thank god this is not dead

[@spencerdawdry2746]

The circle of life is cruel sometimes

[@LegendofGopher]

OMG FINALLY! ty preach

[@jeremybds1901]

So estonia is italian russia?

[@Verseification]

complain about me being a casual all you want bruv, but WHERE'S YOUR HAIRLINE M8

[@Raderion77]

The intro music is way louder than the rest of the audio.

[@RyanEX2000]

WON'T SOMEONE THINK OF THE TURTLES!!

[@georgewoody1995]

A good drama a lot of big energy

[@colinbehrens4156]

The Turtle Made it... to the waaater

[@ColCoal]

"I like a good memes..."

[@connorflynn]

Levelled to 111 and a half and uninstalled the shitty game.

[@TheTorridestCheese]

The one time my name was used and I'm the chill Estonian GM. Nice.

[@Anonymous-mp2ln]

Only one capped character, now waiting two weeks everything else to open. Given that the facebook game... err war table doesn't give that much gold anymore so I don't see the point in playing classes that only make me yearn for my main. Except maybe warlocks. I don't care for demons, but at least they are easy to play.

[@Psymonized]

Is preach using fake tan? Or some sort of foundation?

[@xdevinx5664]

legends say Ghostie still ask whats a marmu

[@MrThomsi]

Anyone got that WeakAura for getting rid of the azerite animation?

[@lultharion]

Priceless Preach :D

[@speedstorm4923]

I died inside on the last healer story

[@austinvanderleest6166]

Holy shit, a add on drama time. wtf

[@billymays9296]

The Laughing Healer wasn't only the fakest story ever, it was also the worst one ever - literally unwatchable. Nothing against you or Ghost but that was like listening to the story of an aspiring writer who is trying to mask a fake story as a real story, but is still too terrible to write properly.

[@mattkochanowski6196]

haven't got expansion yet... first time since 2005. Waiting for Xmas :O

[@motorised1]

aren't they albatross's

[@keelylowry6674]

Guys check out the PG reddit for a US based community group! Btw, hilarious.

[@timokampwerth1996]

just double right-click and the animation is skipped anyway

[@discovogel]

are you doing somekind of review for Bfa

[@UNIT3579]

"I wanna enjoy the story" You make me sick

[@michaelcraft6657]

I HATED those quests with the stupid turtles

[@sabamonstergaming]

I have THREE, COUNT EM, THREE, DISCORD SERVERS! BIIG.

[@EternalSilence1]

1:06 i get that reference!

[@LadyJay1131]

FOR THE BABY TURTLES!

[@ryuranzou]

While I prefer team speak you can't beat discords price

[@Dos_Caffeine]

The US has the best servers, even though the past few world firsts have been achieved by a European guild

[@Tijuanabill]

Guy from tiny island knocks Estonia population. lol....

[@HarleyAMV]

No videos since launch and this is what we get?!

[@Kiwicrack]

Whoa. Preach lives.

[@EvoXoverdrive]

still cant get myself to get to Revered with turtle nation :'D

[@shinsooxx]

Turtle rant! Love it ahaha

[@mcsquizzy440]

59:30... the moment I realized this guy is just a shitter lol

[@Star_Biscuit]

THAT'S PRETTY BIG!