Drama Time - The Ultimate Stalker

[@Large_Sarge]

I can't believe she went into the hotel with him... This is how you end up on missing poster/milk carton. Glad she is ok.

[@TriceratopsUnicorn]

I can't decide who is stupider, the author for making the worst possible choice in every situation, or the neckbeard who actually thought he was going to get a wife

[@Johnzen03]

Both equally as dumb.

[@peacemaker5200]

This is one moment away from an episode of criminal minds

[@CoachNezzy]

This was easily the hardest story I've ever had to sit through. The cringe was real. The "No's" were loud. Whenever I thought I was done it somehow got worse. Author if you're reading this. Do the PG community a favor and send in your story about you and your husband. We pray it is a great adventure of love and less cringe.

[@Gamefreak2998]

Sweet Christ it was bad but it’s distracting me somewhat successfully from the kidney stones

[@MrM4DD0gg]

if you believe this story there is something clearly wrong with you

[@Gamefreak2998]

MrM4DD0gg not about believing, about entertainment in cringe form

[@CoachNezzy]

@@MrM4DD0gg I mean, what evidence does of us have that makes this story fake? It's all for the sake of entertainment. Sure if it's from 10+ years ago the author isn't gonna get every detail right so they can add a little creative license to their story.

[@TheRealGrimpaw]

For me it was almost as hard as the one when the guy got on a watch list for pedophiles.

[@RandomNeat]

I don't know if this story is true but people doing this kind of stuff is 100% true. I work in cyber security and when you're looking for ways into the network the easiest way is through the people. We routinely find a lot of information on people by knowing generally where they live and looking at social media stuff - there's a lot of ways to counter act a general search pull that we do but if someone REALLY wants to find you they can get into a LOT of records which are publicly available (In the USA not sure about Europe/etc.) This is a really good cautionary tale, you need to be sure not to provide this kind of information online to people that throw off red flags even if it seems harmless :/ *edit* ew and she fucked him lmao just heard - he's in boys, smashed confirmed.

[@robertfancyman3873]

If this is real.... holy shit. The worst part is that it's actually believable after all the shit I've seen from incels and 'nice guys'.

[@roberttanksley8517]

You jumped to stealing panties... I thought this guy had just gotten blue balls from trying to hold hands and had to go whack it.

[@danielskrivan6921]

I remember a guild I was in during TBC, there was one girl who was the "self-designated guild succubus." She ended up being about a 4.

[@steamedbunsandbeef]

Tbf, girls that calls themselves "succubi", are almost never a high score

[@RM-nf5eq]

Classic bargaining from our boy here! Start with marriage so when she turns that down sex isn't a big ask!

[@beansgaming5399]

Preach I cant vouch for all of this but this was on my old server. At least the server gossip and nudes for sale 5k spam happened

[@calapsesathir4408]

Anyone else picture Hotted in their head when preach was telling the story

[@August-ok9rt]

oh god didnt think of it, but now i do

[@Derik.dunn07]

"Its a severed head, its guaranteed a severed head, its grandma's severed head isnt it." I'm still laughing at that

[@ynatanel101]

I gotta show this to my future daughter.

[@Valaron748]

I actually felt physically sick listening to this, some people need fucking help. If this ever happens to anyone, call the police IMMEDIATELY.

[@MorbidBloodshed]

by the time she agreed to do stuff to his member i caught myself yelling at the screen "HOW ARE YOU STILL THERE?!?"

[@peregrine5327]

I mean -- she was legitimately worried he might try to murder her. Dude stalked the shit out of her and showed up at her door. Not easy to know what he's capable of.

[@OrcinusDrake]

So I've never wondered what would happen if you made every worst decision you could, but now I know.

[@jamiekidd5471]

I don't travel much outside the uk but last time I Was in Carlisle there was a hotel that had the price for a night and just below it it said they did hourly rates. Seems hella dodgy af tho

[@dtwhitehouse]

Nailed the Title mike, no doubt.

[@DaWoWzer]

This is 100% fake, she makes too many decisions that any human being who values their lives would never do. what gave it away was going to the hotel with him, no one in their right mind would ever EVER do that EVER.

[@robusmc1713]

You always tell the stories so good I love this one you're the best Preach

[@Mariopwnzu]

holy shit his mom just wanted her to level her alch so she can make flasks

[@idripdots7985]

My heart sank when the door knocked.

[@megr8301]

Hey guys, author here! Yes this story is 100% true, I don't know if I could make this shit up if I tried. This was easily the scariest/wildest thing that ever happened to me. I never even thought about going to the police or getting them involved until the death threats started coming in. I thought at the time that I was making the right choices as to not upset the guy because I wasn't sure if he was capable of kidnap/torture/murder so I tried to play it safe. I'm sorry that it is so cringe but I tried to keep it as close to the truth of the actual conversations as possible. If you have any questions you can feel free to ask me here and I will try to reply! Edit: inb4 you can ask for tit pics and the answer is no :P

[@ulasfirattuzun]

Did you do anything in retaliation to his mother/to him? And looking back on it, how does going to his hotel room make you feel? That part was actually scary, not funny as the overall story. Glad that you still breathe :D

[@NothingCoherent]

of course you're a degenerate with a pony avatar

[@megr8301]

@@ulasfirattuzun I did link his real picture to everyone on our server because I wasn't the only one he lied to about what he looked like but people didn't care as much because tits. My guild knew my side of the story and would harass him back on WoW but it didn't do much to deter him. As for his Mom, she was really crazy. I tried talking to her and telling how how crazy this all was but she was worse than him. I tried contacting his father (who was separated from the mom) and telling him but I never got a response back. It was around the time that the mom stopped harassing me so maybe he had something to do with it xD I was clearly very naive but I was more scared of him coming back to my house and telling my parents everything (didn't know he'd show up at Easter at this point) so I thought if I met him and could talk to him that maybe he'd see how ridiculous this all was and I could make him go home. This may not shock you but those weren't the only bad decisions regarding a man that I made in my life xD

[@megr8301]

@Chirriu learned my lesson :P

[@Aj9Livess]

Thanks for the story! We need part 2! :D This Rivaled stories like ultimate brojo and no more happy lol. Also glad you're ok, this shits scary

[@Aurelya2000]

And I thought the creeper stories on drama time couldn't get worse.... This is the next level of creeper. Holy shit.

[@Th3Kingism]

Assuming this is real it sounds like that dudes mom fucked him up more than the storyteller ever could have, it's kinda sad really cause he was probably coddled and taught all kinds of insane shit.

[@Threedogdubbers]

I don't know man, I'm calling BS on that one lol

[@GC1CEO]

When I was in my teens I had several local-ish motels that advertised both an hourly rate and they rented out video equipment at the front desk..

[@spartyon3000]

This sounds like "the guild" so much. Same timeframe as well if I remember right

[@andyjohnson5374]

This was the greatest Drama time in history, story had an arc!

[@Mjsmecha]

I would honestly be a little worried about identity theft after an encounter with someone giving out my personal info like that. This one was a bit spooky

[@TheKalazar]

This is the best thing I have ever heard.

[@Earthquaker]

I live in Colorado and I honestly am terrified for my entire state right now

[@kleinesdaisukii]

The part when he knocked on the door with the bouquet of flowers reminded me of a scene in the first episode of "The Guild" ...

[@rainman7904]

I stayed at a motel that charged by the hour once when I was 19 visiting New York city. It was just on the Jersey side of the bridge to New York and it was $60/night or $10/hour. The cashier was behind bulletproof glass,, I heard gunshots in the night, the mirror was permanently fogged up, the sink in the bathroom was on stilts and the TV had only one channel (black and white clown porn).......I did not stay there a second night....

[@TismlordValyron]

4:53 Zarathos the ultimate stalker

[@strafeson]

Hands down best Drama Time ever. Girls, don't abuse your flirting. There are a LOT of pathetic guys out there who will take it way too far. Boys, don't be pathetic. Poon is poon, it's not worth making yourself into this guy. Like Preach said, do some deadlifts, get some perspective.

[@copeman111]

The Crimo break is real struggle bus Sir Preach i woke up this morning thinking it was Monday still slightly drunk im sure. But hope you had a really good Crimbo yourself.

[@buldren0101]

Shieeeet, I'm a guy and I try to keep pretty much every bit of info that could be linked to me away from others online. Be as fucking careful as you can about what you put out there folks, you'd be surprised at how easy it is to find out personal info of people just with a bit of seemingly harmless questions.

[@AnubisofScorpio]

The story that kept on giving. Poor kid though.

[@mastadon6384]

Muh dude, you can tell a god damn story. That was amazeballs

[@savigy1301]

loled at "it's a severed head"

[@24timesyou]

21:03 I nearly spat out my drink... Oh no

[@Prfinity]

I can believe how hard it was to sit through the first story.

[@jeremy_duck]

I have never said "No no no no no" so much and so loudly during a drama story, Jesus Christ dude.

[@notes9465]

DOGGIN THE BOYS PREACH nah real talk fuckin hell mate the lengths people goto holy shit

[@acousticnoisemachine]

I've seen AND used an hourly hotel when I was in China. My tour group had 4 hours to wait for a flight, so the tour leader brought us to a park/recreational area. I was completely out of it from the trip so far (and a trip the hospital the previous day), so the only thing I wanted to do was crash. The nearby hotels all had hourly rates, so I literally just booked one and took a power nap until my flight. It was in a family-friendly area in the daytime, so if there was weird stuff going on there, it wasn't apparent. Honestly, I wish more hotels had hourly rates for a late afternoon nap if you're travelling.

[@jerod5636]

Or sometimes just to use the bathroom and have a shower to break up a 20 hour drive.

[@doan1075]

22:41 Yep ok that's enough for me I can't bring myself to listen any longer

[@XbattlepopeX]

This is the first story i ever yelled NO out loud

[@InfiniteUltima2077]

That's some crazy shit dude. Should have called the cops the second he showed up at her house.

[@boomzy9532]

I couldn't even keep watching. I cringed so hard when he showed up with flowers.

[@sidewayspagan9221]

Getting sent witchcraft books by the enraged psycho-mother is gold.

[@SauceTeeVee]

26:48 Lessons are to be taken from this incident. As creepy as this may sound, don't fool around with your personal information online. It's a serious issue.

[@MasterKrazyK]

This story is easily the best one, since the reading manisfesto one.

[@jakubmuller830]

Actually people in China use hour motels for after lunch naps

[@V0r4xiz]

Most incredible and most alarming story ever. This was just a hair's width away from being on NBC Date Line :D Only a million times more entertaining.

[@BrandinooWOW]

"I opened the door to see a guy I had never seen before in my life, wearing a suit and holding a bouquet of flowers" monkaS

[@zickbone]

"Creepy AF OMG WTF R U DOIN" that's now how you spell "how to get murdered 101"

[@Eeiv.]

Fantastic story

[@devindelgrego4500]

This guy's hail mary play was like Giants vs Pats in playoffs... Holy crap

[@tbuksuperfly]

Now that was a cracking (if not damn scary) story.

[@garywilliamson5156]

the truth will out,.. this was the real story of how mike met Emma and her family ,.. bro you've been exposed :D

[@shii5795]

How did it get to the point of walking down the street with him? The police should have been called at every step of that journey.

[@Atlas_FPV]

That is unbelievable... how can someone be like that wtf

[@Trashloot]

Hey Preach Why are 2 videos named "Ricky Gervais Outtakes and Corpsing Compilation" and "GOO GOO GAGA PRETEND PLAY SHOPPING AT TARGET ! Learn to Healthy Foods" linked in the drama time season 4 playlist ? xD Did i miss a joke or something ? Havent watched many of your videos lately so im curious. ^^

[@DarthDeity666]

Uh, was this on Gurubashi? We had a -very- similar thing to this on there back in wotlk and it was and is a smaller server. xD

[@4everMedicore]

BEST.DRAMA TIME. EVER

[@michaostrowski6316]

No pvp voice tho m8? Scuse me tho.

[@JesperoTV]

Do you play tooos tho m8? Some tooooos?

[@danielskrivan6921]

I'm curious how this would go if the guy looked like the picture he sent. If everything else was the same - showing up at her door in a suit with flowers, proposing on the spot with a huge ring, but the dude was the "kinda cute, muscly guy" that she saw before and found attractive, what she would have done.

[@MegaBob12311]

Well it still would have been wired as shit but ide give it about a 20 percent improvement. Not enough to remove all the cringe that happened on that day.

[@danielskrivan6921]

​@@MegaBob12311 There's two things I know, one from this story and one in general: 1) According to the text of the story, it appears her biggest issues with the guy were that he was unattractive, and that he lied to her by sending her a better looking picture. The fact that he found her was pretty freaky, but I'll let point 2 explain the next part: 2) The line between what is "creepy" and what is "romantic" is often based on whether or not the girl is attracted to the guy. Now I'm not saying #2 is an absolute truth, and I'm not saying #2 is an excuse for good looking guys to creep on girls. But it is something that plenty of comedians have noted.

[@danielskrivan6921]

@@MegaBob12311 Obviously the rest of the cringe that followed comes after that point in the story. It's more the "guy used social engineering to find you", but when it is the guy she thought she was flirting with instead of someone else.

[@Davivd2]

Better love story than Twilight.

[@johnippolito2463]

She broke my widdle heart. And daddy made me poop my self a little. lol

[@gingy9788]

She made that guy sound like the WoW guy from South Park

[@barrywest9456]

What a fucking story, thank you!

[@adam3comp]

Author must name her first born son Zarathos for the bants

[@Hexsyn]

This is just.... so sad...

[@nalazala7387]

Preach wtf are you saying "marry for love not world of Warcraft" i didnt know this was amateur hour I'm playing life on hard mode

[@bertinrow]

He should've offered to let her keep the ring lol

[@NekoDavid]

53:44 Preach dropping some wisdom

[@ChawXDD]

A respectable last play of the game. :P

[@6randomnumbers6]

dude, she got some pretty neat stuff in the mail

[@Craptola1]

God, this is physically painful to sit through, I kind of want to die now.

[@aeryncowell3046]

"it wont take long" 10/10

[@1MoreTurn]

lol this guy is google and facebook info collector in human form

[@adamblyth9972]

You missed an upload of drama time. What happened to the one a few weeks ago with the DKP hoarders.

[@lakitoo123]

That's the one I want to see too - with the Thunderfury Paladin. It was the best ever.

[@GoldenMechaTiger]

He didn't miss it. You missed it

[@adamblyth9972]

@@GoldenMechaTiger the one I'm talking about was from a shadow priest.

[@Przymiot]

One of the better stories in the recent times of drama time. I agree it is probably fake though, and I very rarely think that but this time I think it is. There's just too much fucked up stuff going on here, and the fact that she decided to actually have sex with him in the end was what gives it away, in my opinion. I really doubt a real life woman what do that in her place. Even those who don't mind casual sex usually go out of their way to make a point by not fucking with males they find not attractive. The fact that she actually went through with it in the story makes me think it was written by some dude

[@BANGERSLLC]

What a nice guy

[@philmorris9104]

Best....Dramatime... EVER!

[@sp8ng3r84]

Best drama time yet!

[@evoxghiretti]

I am not nearly as creepy. I NEED TO STEP UP MY GAME!

[@michaelkaster5058]

If this happened during the burning crusades then i would know who this former guildmate is, lol. So not that uncommon unfortunately, unless the times were changed to protect the innocent :)

[@aratheonfantasyworld1514]

That last bit is revenge porn and that's illegal.

[@bertinrow]

How'd he do on Nameless King?

[@mrgodguy1]

am i the only one that checked if april.2.2010 was actually a friday?

[@cashnelson2306]

Diabloconqueso I see you in that chat and I hope the person you know isn't actually this dude lmfao

[@NiennaT]

so are you a 'member' of a raiding guild?

[@andrewsimmons2711]

That was brilliant

[@irenkaplus2808]

i've done some stupid shit online, but this chick took it to a whole new level :D my favorit DT so far... even better than brojo and the spider sex.

[@reluti0n]

woah that was a fast upload. Sweet!

[@marinemike9498]

No kids. Winning!

[@esbenjrgensen4544]

PREACH! Can we get a legacy of the shamans soon? Please

[@m42069583]

I have a rich wife that lets me play WoW all day. Before you judge, I've known her since kindergarten