DRAW MY EVIL BITLIFE [Illustrating a Text-Only Game]

[@littlelostdolly._]

"She gets the opritunity to do nothing on a group project. One of the most evil things that a human being can actually do." BRUH YES

[@kennedywalker1915]

LittleLostDoll as someone who attends a PBL school, I related to this on a spiritual level

[@autumngranger9247]

As a straight A student who got a C on a group project, I feel ya

[@kateh.2324]

Autumn Granger debate it with the teacher, if you did work and can prove you did it they’ll probably give you credit

[@ultainstinctdeku5873]

Ha i can relate

[@Meepthegeek]

Forget about Racism, Homophobia, and animal cruelty. Not working on a group project CLEARLY tops them all.

[@beepboop7797]

Isabella=true neutral Deja=lawful good Angelina=chaotic evil

[@adelaida5019]

Woah

[@ultainstinctdeku5873]

👌

[@AlexeArt]

hotel=travigo

[@pastorTracy911]

Beep Boop Isabella= Cleric Deja= Druid Angelina=Barbarian

[@AlexeArt]

@The super potato and eevee! 999 y o u c o p i e d m e... jk jk hotel travago for the win idc

[@afonsomonteiro2003]

"damn Angelina you really put the break in break up" WHEEZE

[@edgywolfangelanimations8348]

*wheeze*

[@Mars-ns6je]

*gay* *wheeze*

[@neutralnoob4599]

*WhEese*

[@neutralnoob4599]

*Wheeze

[@chae7937]

@@neutralnoob4599 um, you can just edit you comment instead of fixing it in another comment.

[@fantasy6245]

Nobody: Absolutely nobody: Bitlife: *_We need Dr. Phil over here_*

[@Rayxy666]

Darnskippy

[@theskywingartist]

Dr...Philza?

[@rainwunk]

@@theskywingartist NOOOOO-

[@llleau]

@@theskywingartist 😭

[@THEromanempirereal]

@@theskywingartist Omg yes

[@tl740]

9:44 Guy: *looks so happy* Me: *this is the last time we are seeing him.*

[@unusuallyasian4070]

*Takes expensive watch* Gets away *trys to escape prison* 4 years *steals teddy bear* *6 YEARS*

[@alexisangel5476]

It’s a frickin teddy bear

[@kenmakozume1633]

Proxima *LmAfO*

[@peequeen]

That teddy bear must have been made with 14 karat gold jeez lol

[@seahorse218]

*_NO STEAL TEDDY BEAR_*

[@churroplays1483]

😂

[@asiboe]

im very invested in Angelina's life now. She needs her own movie

[@negroleo2071]

Right! I can't wait to know what happens next. It feels like watching a soap opera! XD

[@p.etcheetah]

Ohh yes I know I do 😚 no jk

[@cloudystars8223]

Negro Leo I call being young Angelina!!! >:3

[@p.etcheetah]

@@cloudystars8223 actually no, I call being young Angelina, because I'm young and my name is actually Angelina

[@cloudystars8223]

gerard way trash me too fight me

[@cookiekitty194]

Life lesson: Break up with Angelina and she'll break you harder.

[@Me-zt1gk]

Oof my name is Angelina

[@r4v134]

@@Me-zt1gk bruh

[@lizardtart]

Yeah, I will

[@lizardtart]

Same

[@jamesjohnson1475]

@@Me-zt1gk ...*walks backwards* pls don't Hurt me

[@xxemerald_emoxx6229]

"Martinez" being a plastic surgeon is ironic because Melaine Martinez made a song about how it can hurt you.

[@luminearc]

yep and in her k-12 movie some nurses were performing an exorcism on her which is related to another video

[@aw1186]

Wheezes

[@crowhold6715]

Heck Ik yo

[@xxemerald_emoxx6229]

@@crowhold6715 ???

[@juniortofu]

Angelita is also a characters name in K-12

[@casperscarnival952]

"An evil dentist sounds terrifying" *nocovaine starts blaring in the background*

[@threadsofsaffron]

FINALLY ANOTHER VOCALOID FAN AAAAQ

[@lumeme9352]

*yes*

[@threadsofsaffron]

@@potatobread5854 yes, and a VOCALOID song featuring V-flower

[@threadsofsaffron]

@@potatobread5854 'tis a pleasure.

[@tinywhineygrimeylad4445]

@@maxboop w h a t s e e m s t o b e t h e p r o b l e m ?

[@aestheticgalaxy2074]

“Dang, Angelina. You put the break in breakup” 😂 We got hearted by the one and only!

[@Me-zt1gk]

Lmao my name's Angelina

[@aestheticgalaxy2074]

mαe I actually did but I edited so it deletes her heart. Ask her yourself if you want. Have a great day!

[@RubixKyuub]

AestheticGalaxy whyyyyyy

[@BothHands1]

AestheticGalaxy Oh, does editing really get rid of a heart? I've had one of mine disappear before, so maybe that's why.

[@aestheticgalaxy2074]

Rubix Cube hmm?

[@wondawick1030]

“If he dieEES...” *immediately likes video bc of your tone*

[@intravine]

@Luisa Sanchez *hewwo**

[@Kiwibatz]

Lol I just saw this comment while she said that

[@graciejohnson4567]

“I feel like an evil dental hygienist is a horrifying prospect.” *the entire cast of Little Shop of Horrors erupts in nervous laughter*

[@thelemondropgirl2140]

Hahaha yeah

[@jordynbell8796]

Lol

[@zombiefvckerr]

alright who's getting the man eating plant

[@maleena1535]

Everyone is talking about Angelina but can we appreciate how good she is at drawing?

[@geraldinecullen968]

I love Lavenders art style!

[@angerusu6107]

Well *THE POINT OF THE VIDEO IS ANGELINA*

[@cordy208]

Angelina Rusu calm down

[@-hoxdbxby-3703]

Well you must be new? Hi welcome to lavendertowne you may watch our leader lavendertowne draw. relax and and stay calm while you watch. Well have a good day. :)

[@forbiddenthiccness1031]

*Cries in my furry ass can only draw furrys*

[@shyafterd4rk]

"String him along and go out with as many cute girls at possible" *Everyone liked that.*

[@ambermargheim5726]

Omg I got a bit life ad

[@cakeswirly4567]

Oh gosh, I didn’t expect you to be here, lol.

[@parkertown2229]

DEKU!

[@andrewgentry2411]

I wanted to like but

[@ruikamo]

Yay! Another bitlife video! Those are fun!^^

[@-Burch]

ruika mo exactly my thought when I saw it lol

[@nothx6420]

Not to be that annoying person but *these

[@starberryyoongi8620]

ruika mo you almost have 1k likes yayayayayaya

[@leofrun]

@@starberryyoongi8620 1.6k now lol

[@kyb8140]

nOt tHiS oNe

[@citrusskip]

I’m kinda laughing bc Angelina shares a surname with the Hungarian serial killer Elizabeth Báthory... Oddly fits

[@xpa-beads501]

I knew I recognized the name!

[@SkitAWulf242]

Okay cool! I thought so!

[@caoimhedoesstuff9293]

Why do you know this

[@xpa-beads501]

Glowstick Person Why didn’t you?

[@sorry4710]

All kids are thought this in Hungary...She's like the Hugarian bloody Mary

[@elsabrashares8877]

adorable. you said her worst crime was attacking her ex but the group project thing was worse

[@bellboybella2793]

a random person: *lives* Angelina: Im about to end this mans whole career

[@nancybonilla4818]

Me : **sees thumbnail** Also me : *-I GOT MURDER ON MY MIND-*

[@chemicalvampire]

_-wake up in the morning, I got murder on my mind.-_

[@MistyRat]

I do, too. =)

[@elisibethjames7488]

this character IS Irony. 1) NICE, france. ... Well, she's evil. 2) the name "Angelina" means "Angel".

[@angie_vargas1017]

*_FBI OPEN UP!_*

[@yayaglaze]

Elisibeth James I can be an angel SOMETIMES XD

[@tara6180]

pronounced “neece” k sorry i have a grammar/pronunciation problem

[@emeraldwashere]

@@tara6180 same

[@Adorises]

tara same but I’d say its close to niece

[@wylee9]

hoW DARE cliffhanger... I cannot believe how betrayed I am..... big heck...

[@Irken_Invader_Zim]

*HECC*

[@neon9781]

H E C C

[@sxnnybear5018]

H E C C

[@0dragonhearted068]

Big mood

[@gemini-humanzodiacs-8109]

Cherry Yume 666 Likes- I liked it to make it that way-

[@CH-nn1nf]

Person 1: I have committed murder... Me: ummmmm okay.... that’s okay.... Person 2: I did nothing on a group project.... Me: BEGONE DEMON!!!! THE POWER OF CHRIST COMPELS YOU!!!!

[@ragaamilaka2107]

So true tho xD

[@tiantian5693]

Person 3: I SPOILED ENDGAME

[@Spider-Rat77]

@@tiantian5693 See you in hell.

[@tiantian5693]

@@Spider-Rat77 you too unless you didn't spoil endgame then I won't see you

[@ronniedaniels613]

I got ignored and told ti SHUT UP in a group progect so i never got to do anything

[@ezzyaka]

“dang angelina , you really put the break in break-up” dang, i really put the ug in ugly 💀

[@moai1005]

I’ll get the most expensive plastic surgery so they don’t botch it *crack* Ok so they botched it... 🤣🤣🤣

[@insertnamehere.3194]

Ariana grande: break up with your girl friend…yeah ye- ANGELINA JOINS THE CHAT Ariana grande : just a joOoOOkeee~

[@danielle2932]

ANGELINA: WHAT DID YOU JUST SAYY~~

[@pamrose21]

*fbi has entered the chat*

[@Visship]

*lawyers have left the chat*

[@kottonkandy0962]

_mmm, que dices?_

[@aliendxde]

*satan is scared left the chat*

[@ohwow9559]

For anyone who’s planning a prison escape (in game): if you’re aligned on the same level with the guard and there’s something blocking him to approach you in a straight line, he won’t move

[@evathecat9149]

Yes, that in-game part is very important

[@ohwow9559]

@@evathecat9149 LMAOO

[@lalalili6578]

xD it's funny how you pronounced the city of france 'nice' , it's pronounced 'niece' if you know what i mean

[@rulersreachfan243]

Like 'niece'?

[@phoenixablaze649]

@@rulersreachfan243 Yeah

[@Maki-te9ht]

Neesse kinda

[@lalalili6578]

Andrea Kinney oh yes!! Sorry I did a writing mistake

[@professionalmilfhunter3006]

That’s the joke bro

[@valkyrierain313]

"A boy asks her out named Adrien" What the actual- *is disappointed his last name isn't Agreste. * Dang it. Thought Bitlife would be making a Miraculous Ladybug reference

[@karennolan9891]

RIP

[@itsapplex_2856]

Same felling xd

[@Rose-vx3vh]

I started dating someone named adrien in my bitlife so i decided to make his last name agreste and my name marinette dupain-cheng and stuff and we died together from a car accident 🥺

[@teahahhaha5949]

same-

[@fangirldreamer748]

In BitLife I married Gajeel Redfox! From Fairy Tail

[@holdenmommygrommy7405]

1:07 “stretched his skull” what is this man, a goddamn fetus?

[@literallyabowlofcereal2559]

Anybody: *exists* Angelina Bathory: Oh no, you don't!

[@biglad3941]

literally a bowl of cereal oh if only you saw the Irish lady I forgot the name of coming

[@tammylargent8543]

First sentence I hear: Angelina Bathony..is *_E V I L_*

[@amyrivz]

ME: DEPRESSION Witch Doctor: COW URINE

[@sara-bm6lt]

Xdddd this comment is way too much underrated

[@mel-lt9or]

“Jeez Angelina, you really put the _break_ in _breakup_ “ !OH LAWD THE PUNS!

[@anthonynycholas4230]

Sans would be proud of this human.

[@cin9663]

when things were going right he decided he wanted to break up with Angelina, which she only really had one possible response to do.. oh boy she really out did herself this time..... she stretched his skull and fractured his neck which sounds like its going to disable him permintally.." me: in the corner of my room dying of laughter because of the sarcasm in her voice

[@aestheticgalaxy2074]

Lavendertowne gives me life Some might say bitlife

[@NatRowan]

OOF

[@ultainstinctdeku5873]

Omega oooooooof

[@dazaisbakugoswaifu8688]

OOOOOOOFFF

[@drechinjokes623]

LavanderTowne:*Plays bitlife* Ad:Youre feeling Gay LavanderTowne:*Plays the lion sleeps tonight*

[@annymus4660]

I love playing around with evil bitlife characters XD

[@threadsofsaffron]

"An evil dentist sounds like a terrifying prospect" *WHEEZES IN SINGING ROBOT*

[@Abenaaa._luvsX]

Lavender: Angelina bathory is EVIL Elizabeth Bathory: Quite impressive

[@nico-rf9ws]

“You put the beak in break up” Damn

[@newbestfriend5867]

"nice france" "nye-ss france" me: "dO yOu MeAn NeE-sS??" Also when the game had her jump from school to work, like _where the heck is le bac BitLife??_

[@alixinitalics]

ÇA

[@dazirae122]

tip : if you send your bitlife characters to the gym, it can sometimes boost their health and looks at the same time! :)

[@uspuffywuffy]

Elizabeth Bathory is a serial killer (more in wikipedia) and the fact that Angelia's last name is Bathory makes it even more scarier

[@mileshunter6978]

bathory is the PERFECT last name for a murderer!

[@corwinthorflyn8268]

Evil girl sounds like my sister....... do I hear footsteps

[@USNMelDaria]

Mine too

[@tiantian5693]

"So, the next video will be out on Sunday!" Me: nOOoo Also me: I'm an idiot, today is Sunday

[@Novadolls]

*slams hands on the table* A CLIFFHANGER IN AN ART VIDEO HOW DARE U

[@mel-lt9or]

“Angelina Bathory” could really be a good thriller movie 😂

[@tea4458]

If she was real,shed have a movie *Thinking of changing name to Angela and marrying some one with the last name bathory*

[@CassidyQueso]

Do it@@tea4458

[@angryanais8238]

"Hooked up w a random gurl named--" Me hearing my name: **drops phone out of shock** WHAT THE FRIG?!

[@andtheyreoffs]

Does anyone else realise... A boy named Adrien liked her. In France. Miraculoussssssss edit: OHMYGOD 800 LIKES AFTER 7 MONTHS THANKSSS

[@TH1515FAK3]

UP TO THE TESSSSSSTTTT

[@andtheyreoffs]

Ella Spivey WHEN THINGS GO WROOO0NG

[@cindypanzera1529]

ShE hAs BlAcK sHoRt hAiR (soz ik im not funny)

[@maggie3405]

HiddenSpyro *MIRACULOUS THE LUCKIEST*

[@samanthaperry4543]

@@maggie3405 THE POWER OF LUCK, ALWAYS SO STROOONNNGG

[@parkinglot1651]

Angelina looks so cute- is it just me Ok.

[@irtimiz]

I agree.

[@cici-tl9kq]

ikr!!

[@ChadButt]

I kinda like her nose

[@anabeatrizcarneiro7414]

Wait, weren't her looks supposed to be pretty low?

[@selinathetrash5873]

Well she sure is a pretty little psycho (I like song jokes)

[@psychoticsilver]

Yep. Killing your husband. I would count that as pretty evil.

[@mus3.j4yd3n]

6:25 Angelina is that one stock photo meme of the guy who's always staring at the other girl.

[@bruhmoment7258]

6 years in jail? I GOT 80 YEARS IN JAIL FOR BURGARLY AT THE AGE OF 60 😂

[@Scooterps583]

I got 169 years for murdering my ex and trying to escape 5 times lmao

[@bruhmoment7258]

xX DRAGONXx lol

[@erinwilson1551]

Eclips e wait seriously

[@mallikb2446]

I got 150 years lmao

[@random6579]

Bruh i got caught so much i got 3561 years. Yeah..that's possible.

[@lemoncar]

One time in BitLife, I got bullied. I chose 'assault' I apparently *severed the bully's arm* I was 10 at this time in the game.

[@kittycatcalico]

I was 8. In bitlife, I got bullied. I chose assault and I killed him. Fun times :)

[@Reaper_Ink]

.....You did that in Bitlife? I do it in real life =3

[@lemoncar]

@@Reaper_Ink edgy much

[@Reaper_Ink]

@@lemoncar Very much so.

[@Ahayrksv123]

Acorn I- HOW

[@BitLifeApp]

🎨Amazing art and narration! Can't wait for Ep. 2 😌

[@idk-xs5nz]

This is actually episode 3

[@insomnia8076]

I want episode 5000000000 million

[@Quesoquantum]

:)

[@Cran_brry]

Oml can I PLEASE cosplay her!? She is such a cool charcater!!!! 😍

[@naolucillerandom5280]

that would be fun XD

[@valariebulifant6284]

Oh my gosh I was thinking the same thing!

[@fizzytea8505]

Do her clown costume, seems that would be easiest to recognize and easiest to buy

[@Tabby_CatMeow]

I made a mafia bitlife and i was nicknamed: “The bloody geisha” For good reason, I’ve killed about 20 people so far in that life, mostly because the only crimes i do are extortion and bank robbery and stuff the godfather wants me to do.

[@MacKDonaldSFrieS]

Dude she’s in a relationship with Adrien, She just broke a ton of hearts including a superhero’s

[@mscoolboi9329]

I think you should make a Draw my Bit life series! These are always fun to watch!

[@RayFlemming7080]

“I wanted to go all Sweeney Todd with the butcher” _doesn’t go with apprentice hairdresser_

[@Revsoshi]

Remember children be friends with the crazy kids, then you probably won't die☺

[@teddybare7710]

unless you leave them and they kill you

[@seraphinelovee]

I just watched a two minute ad for an app I already have for you...

[@perhaps1131]

“It’s a bit harder to rob when the person has dogs” *looks at my three dogs* Looks like I’m safe

[@anthonynycholas4230]

Yep, especially Pomeranians. They may not be attack dogs but the are really great loud motoin sensors.

[@sliceofgarlicbread]

A tip when escaping BitLife prison- the guard can only make moves TOWARDS you, so just back them into one of those wall-things.

[@Vlex_]

Love how the most EVIL bit life character shares the same last name as a “cereal” killer UwU pun intended

[@someoneveryunimportant9136]

Me: chose the expensive one, guilty Me: chose the medium one, guilty Me: choose Public Defender, *not guilty*

[@elizabethwalters5812]

A tip on the escape game. I think they move in the same direction you moved first. So.. if you move down one tile, they move down one tile and then one tile towards you. Which means you can trap them behind walls

[@ThatOneKayna]

Whenever I do an evil bitlife, I always end up in juvenile detention centre at the age of 12 and I die from an assualt.

[@shannonburlynne8372]

I absolutely love this lol You earned yourself a new sub

[@kai6362]

That brings the saying 'Break my heart, I'll break your neck' to a whole new level.

[@gurenguren754]

Perfectly enough Elizabeth BATHORY is the blood countess

[@lilypadsquadtube]

Rip Adrian because his death was very miraculous

[@astupididiot5276]

Can we talk about how angelina has the same last name as one of the most prominent female serial killer

[@moldysangwhich]

1:36 I was on the edge of my seat because *my stepmom is a dental hygienist* -inhales- *AND SHES THE GREATEST*

[@pitruli_]

"apparently in France you graduate at age 16" Actually no, we got the bac at 18 for most of people, same time as majority ^^'

[@giotto1623]

I attempted being an evil murderous person but I kept failing because I was born into a royal family which could have turned out horribly if it was on the news.. and someone (me) started dating at 19 and they dated a transgender female (born male) they got my person pregnant FOUR TIMES but I can’t refuse children!!! They’re too cute!!!🥲🥲🥲

[@artsy_toasty6266]

She could always commit a Carol Baskin and feed her victims to tigers

[@echsemia]

"None of these looked particularily evil" *_slides past the banker option_* _ARE yOu SURE ABOUT THAT?_

[@acupoftea387]

1:26 WHAT DO YOU MEAN?! COPS GONNA WALK RIGHT PAST CORPSES GALORE WITHOUT BATTING AN EYE ONCE YOU’VE SHOWN EM YOU BIOLOGY DEGREE!

[@ovrmya]

If this was a movie, i would watch it

[@sadgirlhours4088]

6:11 Very well memed mate

[@wanrudou6819]

Anyone: Angelina, I think we should break up. Angelina: YOU BREAK UP WITH ME I BREAK YOUR FOOT.

[@alainahyde4665]

“You really put the break in breakup” Help bc some reason i think this is funny 💀

[@flora._.8789]

Fun fact: The last name “Bathory” is the last name of a famous Hungarian Royal Serial Killer. Fitting, isn’t it?

[@Oliver-kw3dk]

The one day I'm *NOT* 2 days late to a video. And of course.

[@funnypig67234]

You’ve been hit by, you’ve been struck by, a... 2:17

[@SugerWolf12]

✨A smooth criminal✨👌

[@GangleObsession]

Angelina is the kind of person to wear the boy's school uniform and wear it wrong to piss off the teachers and if they send her to detention, she punches them.

[@gicstar]

“Dang Angelina, you really put the break in breakup” Why is this funny but not- 💀

[@-cherrybomb-7585]

If I was you I’d sure the doctor people who messed up her nose 😭

[@DreemyDreemz]

I love the idea of being evil on Bitlife. Buuuuut, it fails everytime.

[@erikat.9845]

0:28 *yes indeed, the most evil thing...*

[@pepperpanda2127]

Can we talk about the poor doll who had to die because of this little DEVIL

[@videosareavailable]

I love how my bitlife rn went from " imma be in the army " to " M A F I A "

[@benidormcumbernauld3970]

‘She was born in NICE France’ Nice is pronounced “nees”

[@zoewy]

I remember once I escaped from prison and I immigrated all the way to Chile and I was never caught 😂

[@eddie_brock3642]

5:55 reminds me of a meme template thingy I saw-

[@maze7376]

The way you tell the story is so amazing that gives me "Oh I want to play that game now" vibes

[@lilbug3215]

“so I went ahead & got the most expensive nose job so that they *WOULDN’T* Botch it! :D” 80% dead xD