DRAW MY BITLIFE [Illustrating a Text-Only Game!]

[@SincerelyAlexandra]

This Bitlife game is good for character designing holy shit

[@dilfatron]

It really is though

[@derealization7626]

is it

[@freshoceanwaters7947]

Art of Alexious This game is horrible for character designing but good for their story’s

[@adelaida5019]

@@freshoceanwaters7947 Yeah I think they meant the character's story 😂

[@kamzalot3]

930th like, YES

[@Domiimami]

Could this be turned into a series? Since Bitlife is entirely random and the developers often update the game with various options, I feel that a lot of different drawings could come from it!

[@Creepypastaarcade]

That would be cool!

[@maisymeme8280]

Ye!

[@uwuahah7407]

drawing takes a long time

[@otakutailgirl7468]

It could even be on WEBTOON.

[@GloomyAnimates]

@@uwuahah7407 that's littarly her channel

[@jadenherrera2009]

Honestly a story about a badass exorcist who is also a mom of three kids living in Italy sounds amazing

[@need_more_kittens]

Guys... We need this fanfiction...

[@DToTheB]

@@need_more_kittens this video is the fanfiction

[@steinistein8611]

I would definitely watch this show.

[@candiidoggii1360]

we need a movie about this lmao

[@whytho8856]

*who also turns out to be gay

[@Liz-ux4lf]

In one playthrough, my character's father was 60 something years old when my character was born. My character died in her 80s or 90s and her 150 something year old dad came to the funeral. He must have been immortal.

[@NeoBladeXx]

WHAT

[@User_Here414]

How I want to have what he has

[@catz_circus]

@@User_Here414 Your spring trap

[@sleepy_sy]

@@catz_circus n o 😱😱😱😱😱😱😱😱😰😰😰😰😰😰😱😱😱😨😨😨🤯🤯🤯🤯😱😱😱

[@thealientree3821]

He’s probably related to Queen Elizabeth.

[@beatricecringecultureisdea4997]

“She somehow pumpkin spiced us to good health” “All the jobs we’re looking pretty blah and I wasn’t really sure what I was gonna pick for her until I found this sparkling option of an exorcist” “Apparently she celebrated some other way because now she’s pregnant” “The bitlife devs attacked us while we were trimming a bush and offered us a car” “He assaults her, severing her calf and poking her waist”

[@leolion3323]

Thank you for this! XD

[@ikethethotslayercertifiedw5782]

oh my god

[@kilrrclown]

all my favorite quotes

[@diamond_10_w83]

Lol

[@Delihlah]

I liked when she said "well, she's an exorcist so I'm naming her son Damian" 😂 then she named the next Cain and the daughter Jezebel? I didn't catch the daughters name too well. All evil names though lol and exorcists are supposed to get RID of demons.

[@kimseokjin9491]

I swear there is a plot twist every 3 seconds

[@trashykoneko261]

Kim Seokjin plot twist: there was no plot twist

[@buggsy2230]

@@trashykoneko261 Plot Twist: There is a plot twist

[@Sle3plessNights]

@@buggsy2230 Plot twist: plot twists suddenly don't exist

[@user-nx9xf5tv9x]

Plotwist: plotwist

[@mixitup6805]

I hate 🥧! Plot twist, that's a deformed tomato

[@Ncraftmate]

Isabella got her self a sugar mommy dammm

[@aeolus-end]

momo? is that you?

[@AkumaDayo]

The sugar mommy bought her a pink Lamborghini--

[@aeolus-end]

iM SCREAMING

[@Ncraftmate]

@@aeolus-end once 💖💖

[@aeolus-end]

MOMO 💞💞

[@JC_Stone]

Isabella: Surprisingly wholesome life Also Isabella: Gambling addiction, exorcist, dies trying to rescue a lion

[@Tr0lliPop]

Don't forget dementia

[@15yearoldartist2]

“I did immunize him because I didn’t want him to die :))” oh OH THE SHADE

[@antoninazielinska9746]

KAT VON D WHOOO

[@dulce9466]

*anti vaxxers have left the chat*

[@phag4eva]

"oOooOh bUtT vAcCiNes aREee bADdd!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!"

[@blonk_143]

Antivaxxers are QUAKING

[@kpoptrash4075]

Kat Von Disease lmaoo

[@cookiekitty194]

I can't take Jacob seriously with that face.

[@atomato3830]

CookieKitty194 same 😂

[@RadiantBleu]

Me when I get a papercut

[@caprielle1374]

@@RadiantBleu Me when i remember i have school the next day.

[@lioness7719]

666 likes O_O

[@accountname4754]

Personally, I think he is absolutely beautiful

[@akhirajordao3399]

This should be a series

[@Object-Impermanence-Official]

I'd watch the heck out of that

[@CJ-hd2rc]

yesssesss

[@screamingintothevoid7105]

ye

[@ay7164]

YES

[@dolph0w0]

Omg yessss

[@mannyswifey86]

"Isabella decides what she wants to do with her newborn infant daughter is to teach archery" Me: ok then

[@Jixxup07009]

Very normal thing to do with your newborn child

[@mannyswifey86]

@@Jixxup07009 one of my personal favorite things to do with my newborn

[@thebdqjet7974]

Now I'm wondering how she did it like did she just show the daughter or instead showed her daughter how to do it and then just placed the kid down with the bow and was like "you can do it!"

[@clanskrub665]

i love isabella and will protect her.

[@skweeji]

Thank you I need someone to protect me haha

[@skweeji]

My name’s Isabella^^^

[@bella-ol5js]

Skweeji same aha, that was my first thought as well

[@miraclewavess]

Too late

[@TezTine]

You called?

[@leeneighbours9242]

*Isabella walks in missing half of her leg* Dr. Valentino: "Oh you seem fine. Go meditate or something"

[@deadmeme1296]

Your pfp is soo adorable 👌

[@peachtea7269]

_The hello, dude?_

[@SuperChris0420]

PFFFF- *dies*

[@emi-ne1kv]

Archer 1123 more like *stumbles* in am I right?

[@hunicri7395]

Petition to make this a series

[@ackity]

Congrats! 251 has signed! Lavender, it's time.

[@theangryteddy7941]

There is no petition and if there was nobody has signed. You are now under arrest for foraging a petition and signatures. Now excuse me while I create my doomsday device.

[@hollyqrz]

*signs 75 times*

[@CROWSDEMISE]

*signs quickly*

[@theinfantmetroid]

YESSS

[@-zemi-7716]

“Isabella got hurt for the Abused dog” *everyone liked that*

[@outerspaceproduction]

same w/ this comment

[@swagboythirtyeight]

I feel like her stories are so wholesome in Bitlife, and mine are just- *"MARRY 3 TIMES, DIVORCE THEM ALL, HAVE A SON, MURDER BEST FRIEND, START PRISON RIOT"*

[@notyourdaughter666]

Where's the Food? I have escaped jail a total of 4 times. Three of the escapes were in one life. The longest prison sentence I ever received for going back to jail (I was a murderer and thief, I committed every crime the game would allow) was a totally of 600 years, somewhere around there.

[@spaceiscool5729]

So it is the sims

[@lilyannahhimelrick1690]

Ikr I really want a one good life in bitlife ... BUTTTT NOOO MY STUPID BUTT WONT LET ME... SORRY FOR THE YELLING

[@ignorie]

same

[@nataliagonzalez-chelala5093]

Where's the Food? SAME I LOVE DOING THAT

[@illusoryVice]

"I'm picturing these cute little old ladies running around Disneyland on their first or second date." There was no part of that sentence I didn't like.

[@kn1ght-788]

Old ladies are adorable, you can fight me, I luv my gramamas

[@avaonder1881]

I loaf it

[@metalocalypseluvr]

@@kn1ght-788 YASSS!

[@artist._ace9793]

XD

[@zarruky7678]

but then her partner died 😔

[@velvelour9472]

Isabella's life: 1. Depressing childhood. 2. Ok mid-life. 3. Success during her old ages. 4. *_gets killed by a lion_*

[@catoticneutral]

what a wild ride

[@NightOwlDev]

Josh Herbert you are really not LION

[@esperanzamercier4476]

This is me my name is isabella crush is jacob and i have a depressing childhood and im dumb enough to get killed by a lion but i was really smart... Something is wrong with me!!!

[@kaydenceshepan5283]

I read this and died 😂

[@velvelour9472]

@@kaydenceshepan5283 rest in peace lovely hooman

[@firockfinion3326]

>Has 2 kids with a guy >gets married to him >Has a third kid with the guy >Move halfway across the world and back again while still married "... Wait a minute, I'm _gay._ "

[@2dsimp225]

Some people take a long time to realize that they're LGBT.

[@firockfinion3326]

@@2dsimp225 It was just funny to me in the context, was all.

[@kokichiwithachickennugget6761]

And that’s on a heteronormative society 😼

[@asiyehsherifi7835]

XD OMG I ALSO DID THIS I WAS STRAIGHT LIKE A RULER THAN O FEEL IN LOVE WITH A GURL JDBDJDVDJFB

[@worm993]

There’s something called being bisexual

[@bceoofcharlescultandmember2428]

I remember when my BitLife Character got Brain Cancer at 4, he then had his mother die about 3 years later and he died at 11 from the cancer and was bullied all his school life. It was a sad life not gonna lie

[@notyourdaughter666]

Tuex I had one where a guy was arrested by the cops for no reason and spent pretty much his whole life in jail and had to do drugs and stuff. Then he realized he was gay and when he got out of jail he was like. 60 or something. He became a pimp and then went back to jail where he was killed at 75. Very sad.

[@AngryExpress]

My son in bitlife died of a methanphetamine overdose

[@iiaquatiq]

One time both my parents died before I was 5, and I died at 15 due to cancer.

[@mohawk4759]

Mine died at 2 from brain cancer

[@sniivvy]

Bro I got penis cancer and died at 2....still not as sad as yours but....

[@justaplayur4255]

I think it would be entertaining to make another one of these BitLife drawings. It’s not annoying as those trying to make multiple lives, and talking constantly as some others. It’s actually quite cute on how this lady lived her life.

[@reharm_reality]

Yes, I would love to see more of these!

[@reharm_reality]

It's very cute.

[@bananasplitlady3045]

*leg gets freaking chopped off* Doctor: You're in good health.

[@gottab100]

Lol

[@DerickStephan]

Littaryly

[@lilyeonyeon9182]

American healthcare huh

[@chickenlittle7083]

She was in Italy when her leg was chopped off.

[@Looseer]

This is what happens when your doctor is an exorcist too.

[@scrtapprentice]

One time I died because my brother poked my tooth when I was three. Wow, the realistic level in Bitlife is *amazing* .

[@finneas_soss]

This made me literally laugh out loud 😭

[@swaghilash]

LMAOOO 3??

[@FreddieVx]

LMAO BY HIM POKING YOUR TOOTH

[@goodusername89]

once I died because my sister whacked me in the testicles with a golf club

[@Fishwolfcrow]

This reminds me of when I was a baby my brother played the accordian for me and I threw up. Talk about a tough crowd

[@disappointed2349]

Lavendertowne: she'll most likely die from dementia Isabella: Hold my blackjack cards-

[@peachtea7269]

Isabella: hold my beer.

[@chidubememma-ugwuoke2315]

The lion: am I a joke to u

[@glucky9046]

"I'm picturing these cute little old ladies running around Disneyland on their first or second date." Everyone liked that.

[@zomboss9242]

( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)

[@asiyehsherifi7835]

As a lesbian its amazing;w;

[@yeeterz]

literally everyone xD

[@iexist756]

I wish i could do that 😔

[@ametsunami4070]

MY EYES ARE HAPPY SWEATING

[@loveruwi]

“Pumpkin spiced her to good health” *SUBBED*

[@Kyaazoi]

if only that truly worked for fibromyalgia LOL i would have been cured from all the muffins years ago

[@kermit8173]

@@Kyaazoi LOL LOL LOL

[@historyjunkie3144]

Good choice

[@matcha_bean1675]

That was the best kind EVER

[@itsabudgieslife5437]

I'm really allergic to pumpkins ;-;

[@emersen2952]

Her: *Half of leg chopped off* Doctors: Your perfectly fine Me: Wha?

[@temtem8110]

My very first BitLife character was Samantha... legendary millionaire lesbian who lived 120 years. She was everything I aspire to be Edit: apparently people are not understanding what I meant? To clarify - I don’t aspire to be a lesbian, I aspire to be rich person with a great career and a hella long and happy life like my character who happened to be a lesbian. I remembered that my MC was a lesbian cause getting a gay protagonist was an unusual, but pleasant surprise. Never played a game that allowed that, so cool to see that it is even a possibility. Especially considering that I can get myself arrested or killed for my sexuality in my country of origins. Bit life is a fun game, and I’m happy I managed to have an awesome first life. My character was even married to her high school crush for 95 years. Sweet~ And to whoever wished I died from polio in the comment section - not gonna work, I’m vaccinated :)

[@ant51006]

Wait you aspire to be an lesbian?

[@mcnotok9966]

Oh hey, it's a homophobic person. Aren't you supposed to be dying from polio in the mid 1600s?

[@ant51006]

No, I’ll be very confused on how and why I time traveled to the time of the polio outbreak

[@imatree4015]

ANTonio51006 Oooooo bust out the popcorn, I can tell this will be a fun argument.

[@kerfufflefurafufu8477]

@@mcnotok9966 Chill, people just are lesbians, I doubt people turn into one.

[@ravenfrancis1476]

One time I died in BitLife because my half sister punched me in the armpit when I was seven.

[@mirandazhao1889]

one assaulted my booty... *KOWALSKI ANALYSIS (or is it anal sis?)*

[@KikiG75ThatBritishWoman]

*wot m8!?!??!!!???!???????*

[@arianathompson8325]

Once I died because my sister "grazed my booty"

[@DesertedPikachugirl]

My sister killed me at the age of 4

[@hollyingrams5653]

My brother attacked me with a taster and I died He was 5

[@aurorahayter855]

One time I died because my sister punched me in the head and that dislocated my spine

[@MMayel26]

Your sister is freaking *Saitama*

[@IdiotPill]

Every parent ever: that can definitely happen in real ife

[@mydog4289]

Your Sister: I ONLY TOUCHED HER

[@wholesome7681]

Some one killed me with a molatov because I snitched on her In 2 grade

[@napoleonbonaparte7529]

One time I got cancer as a toddler and died at nine.

[@sunswift]

3:36 the way the drawing turned from somewhat normal to holy shoot she's pregnant. And those ghosts made the drawing even more funny due to their expressions

[@shroomy__rxcks]

You have to do this again with a male character! That would be great!

[@IHateMyChanneI]

Yessssss

[@addisonwillis46]

Moral of the story: *_Don’t try to help lions because they are ungrateful jerks._*

[@BothHands1]

Addison Willis Lol, i mean... She was gonna die a much sadder life of dementia, so honestly a lion death is how i would wanna go out too lol Makes for a good tombstone anyway 😅

[@ShamimKhan-gj8ug]

You need 333 more likes for 666

[@faresalsayed9005]

ʟɪᴠɪᴇ ᴅᴇʟɢᴀᴅᴏ there are as much ungrateful girls as there are ungrateful boys so stop acting like we are the only ones who act that way because it makes you look really ignorant

[@peachrose364]

That sucks I love lions lmao

[@ok-kv3ml]

@Herobrine 2518 @Beatriz Tarrayo @Fares Alsayed Woosh

[@elderflower2133]

this was so great, isabella is a gay icon.

[@mrmamacitaz]

Alizaqi Plays why “ewww”?

[@ekSil0]

how come I never get these good stories? all my characters either go to prison or die because of mental health

[@potatosack7492]

oof

[@tehyat8956]

THE POWER OF CHRIST COMPELS YOU

[@margotklein2331]

Rabid dogs in the backround *RUUUUU

[@kiona8137]

S C R E E E E E E

[@olfersisapotato8970]

I M O N L Y U S I N G 1 P E R C E N T O F M Y P O W E R

[@emi-ne1kv]

YEET

[@rihannarich5058]

Lol

[@izzy8959]

I remember my first BitLife, Rafaela Do Vale, a scandalous woman who by the age of 120 had outlived 15 of her 22 children, lived to see 24 of her grandchildren, and gone through 166 lovers. By the age of 12 her mother had despised her. She once accidentally disowned one of her kids and spend years trying to win them back. She watched one of her sons go through the trials of cancer and another go through to struggles of being a closeted gay man with a wife and two kids. She had many children die in crashes and assaults and by the time she was older so she was often sad, but she always made time for her grandchildren, being sure not to leave anyone out.

[@hiptoraymond]

😂

[@simonaattanasio6630]

A queen

[@brookebyrum2521]

Oh

[@ef4253]

ICON

[@keyboardtypes8067]

I stan

[@absql6850]

*is missing a calve* Doctor: You look perfectly fine! *leg bleeds more*

[@KikiG75ThatBritishWoman]

lol true

[@machinegirI]

Absql trueeeee

[@Mel-qr5ob]

"So i sent her to the doctors but they said she's fine" Story of my life with endometriosis. Pain in women is always ignored by doctors.

[@thenetherbaddie9760]

true

[@tonyburgoyne9614]

Note, fibromyalgia is a chronic pain condition often caused by other underlying conditions. It's basically widespread pain often in the joints, back and hips

[@maia5612]

Tess Burgoyne we got a doctor here

[@tonyburgoyne9614]

haha. I'm not a doctor but I do a bunch of research about things like that and it's possible I'll be diagnosed with fibro once my gp actually does stuff. I also know some people with fibro

[@-Daralynn-]

My doctor is giving me medicine becase I have pain in my hips, joints and ALL OVER MY BODY my doctor thinks I have fibromyalga. HELP MEEeeeeee TT . TT

[@tonyburgoyne9614]

@@-Daralynn- Listen to your doctor and not to me because I'm not a doctor nor do I know much, if anything, about treating fibromyalgia beyond pain medication

[@MamaTrixxieAsmr]

Game: He looks Cute! Also game: *LOOKS: RED* (Edit:messed up formatting)

[@sofiaparedes5597]

Homestuck.

[@iososop9169]

I actually think it’s really sweet she thought he was cute when the game said otherwise lol.

[@chizzlebizzle1150]

Hey so cute dosnt count on looks

[@rebbeccarobertson1075]

My friends have bit life and for some reason they tried to get HIV and one of my friends shouted "WHY CAN'T I GET HIV!," and I almost chocked on my food

[@DeCarbonZo5979]

I almost swallowed my tongue reading this.

[@rocaydran]

*c h o c k e d*

[@abbyabby2500]

chocked

[@peachtea7269]

Oh God, that had to be horrifying.

[@emersen2952]

😂

[@stararu9401]

Isbella Walker: * *Sees a guy and thinks he's cute but he isn't* * Bitlife: *GURL NO, JUST NO*

[@outerspaceproduction]

69...!

[@Elena-ce5ee]

Lmao 🤣

[@icecreamisabel48]

they were trying to tell her that she was gay before she could ever realize

[@faye1351]

“She somehow pumpkin spiced us to good health” 😂😂😂 I’m dying

[@mydrakeisbiggerthanyours]

It’s that latte from Starbucks!

[@Man-eater0]

My mum with fibro:PUMPKIN SPICE MEEE TO GOOD HEALTH!

[@daniellerodgers8037]

Player: I'm gonna go gambling once Bitlife: you're addicted to gambling Bitlife: you find a scorpion Player: pet it Bitlife:you died Bitlife: wanna do drugs? Player: why not Bitlife:you overdosed and died So realistic

[@FlSCHL]

😔✋

[@imayhaveasmalldickbut3125]

well yeahhhhh you can die from pretty much everything irl

[@samaxion93]

drugs. not even once.

[@fairyjuggalo8368]

@@imayhaveasmalldickbut3125 and happy tree friends proved that

[@lpspeanutbutterpro]

This actually is realistic, I know it's sarcasm, but it's true

[@AsterAnimates]

I once managed 29 babies in bitlife and I’m proud

[@cybrrkitty01]

👏 I literally can't take care of my own character without children

[@diorxsims4924]

I had 91 children and 52 grandchildren once 😂

[@evastassi3165]

I handled 30!

[@randomturtlekitty3438]

Min Ty damn it I got 53 kids

[@itzjaxxy]

The most I ever had was four...

[@iarocks1918]

Me: *trying to keep everyone's relationship up* Her: *treats it like an actual life* Me: I'VE BEEN PLAYING IT WRONG

[@sippyboivergil9198]

Therapist: "So tell me a bout your mother." Charlotte: "She was an Exorcist Surgeon that went to Italy, had a gambling addiction, and had reeeeeallly bad luck with animals. Oh yeah! I think she dated a Mistress or something when she got older. Therapist: "Uuuuh...." Charlotte: "Did you know my Grandpa was in the Mafia?" Therapist: "See you next week..."

[@cookiedough7660]

Taco Tuesday O O F LMAO

[@ihrtdilfs302]

Lmao

[@abnormalhadesmoth]

Huh?

[@charlottemerry4305]

my name is charlotte so it makes it 10x funnier lmao

[@rderv8349]

Hey! That's me! Srlsy my grandpa was in the mafia shhhhh

[@axinora9881]

DO DINOSAURS AS CUTE GIRLS AND BOYS!!! (or extinct animals as cute girls or boys)

[@axinora9881]

btw love your stuff!

[@cookiekitty194]

I kinda pictured that the T-Rex girl/boy would be a bit of a bullying type.

[@astrowyrm6871]

@@cookiekitty194 imagine a T rex trying to take you're lunch money but it can't because it's arms are too short

[@dweezildee]

Dodo people would look amazing and hilarious.

[@rxdiostxtic]

@@astrowyrm6871 Lmao 😂

[@jsndox]

"I did immunize him, though, because I don't want him to die" * *Anti-vaxxers left the chat* *

[@bananasplitlady3045]

@@DeCarbonZo5979 Are you joking? It's sad that I can't tell if you're joking.

[@teaisanachievement2620]

No comment.

[@creeperawman.9399]

@@DeCarbonZo5979 In other places that have more diseases, it's important to have vaccines. I guess you were just lucky

[@ashc2029]

Banana Split Lady no I gOt MeAsLeS fRoM a ShOt

[@no.850]

@@totallynipples next thing u know

[@asiyehsherifi7835]

Isabelle: hes so cute~ >.< Bitlife: *no*

[@Kindrick]

I played this game, managed to become a 120 year old woman, and nobody attended my funeral, because both my wife and my adopted daughter each died of old age before I did. The last thing I did with my daughter, at 119, she was 83, was we went skydiving together. How I managed to live for so long was that I worked out a lot. So I'm imagining the oldest, buffest lesbian to have ever walked the earth, and skydive it. I was a brilliant Sr Psychologist for 87 years at the time of my death. Oh, and although my health, smarts, and happiness were 100 for most of my life, my looks never got over 20.

[@callmeeko517]

James Kindrick I had a lesbian go to 120 and as she started working at 20, it was the funniest thing. ‘She put up a hundred years working in the museum.’ But my newest girlfriend was legit 36 when I died and I was laughing so hard because I was like what 110 when we started dating. It was great

[@Kindrick]

I started gaming the system after a few playthroughs, figuring out how to get ridiculous numbers and stats. For kill count and number of prison sentence years accumulated, I determined that it's impossible to do any prison-worthy crimes in the game before 18. At 18, the easiest way into prison is to try dating someone that's 16 or 17, which, as a first offense at 18, nets you 1 year, which can get the ball rolling. You can then accumulate additional years with failed prison escape attempts, and even more years, plus a kill count, but starting prison riots. If you manage to escape, you can get back in via another minor, if you're still young enough for them to show up as dating options, or you can travel to another country, where you'll be deported back and sent back to prison. Upon returning, your sentence is increased drastically, more than a failed escape would net you, making successful escapes valuable. If you fail to keep up the prison sentence gains to stay a convict, the only way to get back in is to get lucky, either by finding a minor to date or by assaulting people. I've managed to rack up almost 400 years in my remaining prison sentence.

[@thebeachhouse6032]

@@Kindrick do you know by any ways how to get to "turkish prison"? it's an achievement but i can't tell how to get it

[@Anju-P]

The most I achieved so far was being a 119 years old bisexual- but I'm not sure how I feel about the fact that she killed a girl at the age of 9 for calling her "ugly"

[@zeroeels8591]

Plastic surgeon

[@multiplylayerYT]

"Apparently she celebrated some other way because now she's pregnant." 😂😂😂

[@gretablackwell495]

I have a friend who plays this game and only takes the murderer route, it’s great but she usually dies quickly

[@EtherealEverest]

Murderer route? I'm concerned.

[@lyseesy]

What is this, Undertale

[@lyn1940]

Every murder I tried to commit in the game failed.

[@coffucoffuuu]

emo mations Once I name one life Chara and I make the murder route =)

[@ShamimKhan-gj8ug]

@@lyn1940 every one I commited worked and I didn't get caught

[@FangsNDice]

I hope LavenderTowne does this sort of thing again, it seems like its been a while since she's drawn her Bitlife characters go through life

[@finncicle]

I once lived a bitlife to 107 years with my lowest looks being 95 and my smarts went from like 10 to 100 real quick I was rich, working at a hospital, had 3 smart, cute children and a sweet, fairly good looking, smart husband, who I didn’t cheat on once. *the biggest flex of the century*

[@willis1383]

@Nathan Drake Lad(ie)s

[@Re-dn1vl]

I lived to be 108 with all my stats at 100

[@slgpgloss3478]

*i have been feeling homosexual tendencies...*

[@thatonecandor]

So so so.. My youngest life was 4 and my longest was 114!

[@churroplays1483]

👌🏼👌🏼😂

[@kamomile_tea]

My character severed a kids head when she was still in school. No repercussions. But one bar fight and she's arrested, loses her job, can't adopt a kid (she can't have one with her hubby), and loses several job opportunities. She then proceeds to spiral into depression. Then she dies of a drug overdose. Cheery game.

[@elmonte4113]

SHE SOMEHOW PUMPKIN SPOCED US TO GOOD HEATH I AM WHEEZING

[@urmom7113]

Spelling 100

[@prodrigon5156]

*spelling 101*

[@ziyinglim4917]

You are wheezing, and you are making spelling errors.

[@ewstop2728]

@@ziyinglim4917 You're* ;).

[@girljellyfish]

i just realised something. need help with making an oc? bitlife is a game with realistic characters, so you should get a lot of inspiration.

[@Carolina-pr2ug]

we stan our lesbian exorcist

[@ZeroTwo-ir5th]

Lesbian exorcist sugarbaby brain surgeon*

[@twentyonepilotstwentyonepi3817]

I love her 😂

[@maiasmith434]

@Chloe uwu Whats up your ass

[@maiasmith434]

@bich yeah Whats your problem

[@marcbrown437]

@Ralsei with a gun Gay people have their rainbow flags, so they *were* disrespecting that part of the LGBTQA+ community.

[@Armin_Apologist]

I’d love to see this turn into a series

[@ahoare]

this is such a cool idea

[@bedtimeted]

yo is that wirt in your pfp

[@ahoare]

Mintette hell yea it is 👊😎

[@pixelpudding3914]

Talking to Damian and Charlotte on Mother’s Day must be really fun

[@flossiebell]

This is so creative Haley! I love watching Bitlife vids and playing the game for myself. So happy you did a video on it! ❤️

[@onmelancholyhill1]

This is actually a good way to come up with ocs

[@nathanplays6709]

I actually agree!

[@sadpatheticshrimp]

@@nathanplays6709 I actually agree to

[@nathanplays6709]

I subscribed to you 😄😄😄

[@aromakss]

So true ;-;

[@geraldinecullen968]

Aww same!!

[@Softwarecrows]

My friend played bitlife yesterday as me my husband didnt attend my funeral because he was playing catch

[@bbqfever1945]

Robeanie I think your husband might be Tommy Wiseau

[@Moonstar79]

“I wanted to send her to college” *starts drawing demon ghosts with no context*

[@marioistiredifthisconversa869]

*the perssone who draw* Isabella is a smart girl *Isabella* omg this lion is in great danger let me save him whis my bear hand

[@AbstractTraitorHero]

She did have dementia...

[@박현숙-w6g]

mario is tired if this conversations *person *drew *with

[@maxdunn4756]

You would think she would learn after losing her calf to a rabid dog.

[@tt_kai1694]

._.

[@zera-zero]

@@박현숙-w6g And also *bare, just after "whis".

[@Abioticbeing]

The pain of a premiere

[@TheAlmightyJello]

Isabella: Wow hes so cute! Game: This guy looks like he got ran over 3 times, rose from the dead, and just wandered into a high school classroom.

[@wander7812]

8:37 Your story was being so wholesome until now that the bot just realize that it could be a netorare plot material

[@Revsoshi]

What a GAYTwiSt(she is actually gay and it was kinda a plot twist

[@alicine-sims8988]

No wonder she was unhappy when she spent any time with her ex-husband.

[@jacobm7624]

I just had to pretend my name was not Jacob for the whole video

[@larrytherubberduckunicorn7502]

Oof

[@alyb4byyy]

Jacob M LOL

[@sniivvy]

XD

[@xsavagelovex]

I had to pretend my name was not Isabella for the whole video....

[@prickollo]

i coughed while laughing skksks

[@fandomtrash8730]

*She somehow pumpkin spiced us to good health* - lavender town 2019

[@melanytori]

Oh man, I'd love that LavenderTowne brings this series back.

[@Derpy241107]

I’ll never forget my most tragic BitLife, in which I am a young American boy who gets cancer of the mouth from a very young age. Despite my bad luck, I stay in school, spend time with my parents, and I even get a girlfriend. I get into university, and things are going good, but my girlfriend gets pregnant. She gives birth to twin sons, and I’m glad. She asks me to marry her, just as I’m finishing up university. I say yes, but the next year my mouth cancer battle ends and I’m dead. Such tragedy.

[@snugglytrait]

Pillows Are Cool My character died from cancer of the mouth at the age of 8...

[@mncrw]

I had one die at the age of 5 or 6 (I remember by what), but it was very tragic

[@heyitsarbor7121]

One time, my character had an absolutely horrible life. Her dad died when she was 3. Her little brother died when she was 5. And then she got cancer at age 7 and died at 13.

[@muddigutz]

my friend kept getting people who died at age 5 because they got vagina cancer when they were 1

[@sev9642]

Gacha Fish what

[@woah4167]

My most recent BitLife character was Marie Hole, who was an author, lesbian, and badass who died at the ripe old age of 89 with a net-worth of about $9,000,000. Edit: Holy crap, 400 likes already? This comment's been up for 2 weeks! Thank you so much! Edit 2: For those wondering, she died in an explosion trying to save someone from a car that was leaking oil.

[@xxwolphyxx481]

the march of the killer queen holy crap.

[@_jessi_the_kangaroo_1179]

My God.

[@mellywilliams9307]

XD lit

[@SalemtheSpider]

HOW DID SHE DIE?! I NEED TO KNOW!!

[@novawolfgatchalifeandmore1150]

@@S1ncerelyMe the most I've got is 48,000,000. I was rich lil bean

[@Deadline_83930]

**thinks he's cute** **looks** um, okie, if you say so...💀💀💀

[@MaybeeEvie]

Looks dont really matter

[@Deadline_83930]

@@MaybeeEvie it's a joke sweetheart

[@valeale8851]

And that's on compulsive heterosexuality

[@itslilia8984]

Why skuls

[@kaprisun4624]

@@itslilia8984 💀💀💀

[@CassiusStelar]

My first bitlife daughter died saving an old lady from a car wreck. It was inspiring.

[@vilivette]

What if there is a person named Isabella who will become an exorcist and get 2 sons and one daughter but then realizes shes lesbian so she marries an old woman

[@xiiscari317]

Maybe in an alternate universe, our BitLife people are actual humans and we control their life

[@0nlyyuu]

OMG I LUV UR PFP AND RAN. MY FAV CHSRACTER US MISAKI / MICHELLE

[@vilivette]

@@0nlyyuu A man of culture, I see.

[@shuyotirah9132]

@@xiiscari317 i want to see a movie about that oml

[@mr.cleanvibesyeet2204]

@cable porn I'm also a lesbian and name Isabella

[@n0vellette]

I literally just tried the game, got a scholarship in psychology, then got sent to prison, started a riot, and died trying to pickpocket a guy. Yay

[@Melisaoffxl12]

@Super Greyflash rip

[@ghastlygavin]

I started the game, I twisted someone's nipple, I had the option to date All Might, I went to jail and Ochako saved me, weird shit

[@swaghilash]

@@ghastlygavin LMAOO WHAT

[@macaronii8318]

i got born , got bullied, killed my bully, sent to prison, escaped from prison, married a girl I met at the library and died at 102

[@FreddieVx]

I started the game had a nice relationship w/ my mom, went to elementary, got called ugly by a girl, defended myself, and she shot my chest with a rocket launcher, and then i died.

[@old-channel-here]

she was lesbian *THE WHOLE TIME?*

[@お茶大井-i9y]

dUN DUN DUUNNNN

[@ay7164]

@Anna Lialine 9:25

[@お茶大井-i9y]

@Anna Lialine The m/c was actually a lesbian who thought she was hetero. She ended up marrying this female but the pther died from something skjj

[@elderflower2133]

me at myself

[@isaacterry1243]

(After having *THREE KIDS* )

[@demonslayer9409]

My first BitLife character was a rich women who was married to a rich man. She had abusive parents and 5 children. Moral of the story: Even if times are hard, you can become rich if you try.

[@bananasplitlady3045]

You choose the best names for your character's kids. Also the drawing of Jacob is absolutely hilarious.

[@thetuerk]

You: Woman called Evelyn starts spending time with you Me: **concern**

[@guyroo9974]

In my last game of bitlife my character was a bisexual escort called Tamika Ingles who had 14 different children with 14 different baby daddies and ended up getting married to her millionaire wife at the age of 72 and immediately died 2 years after to aids 😭💀

[@daisymay6505]

WOW

[@meleileen2960]

My first bitlife died at 4 because his brother assaulted him with a horse whip

[@daisymay6505]

Oh my god 😱😂

[@artema.]

@@meleileen2960 😂 ded lol

[@reikinnie7045]

👏 👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏

[@shambles-v9d]

Isabella's life is kinda inspiring ngl Never too late to realise who you really are and follow your dreams

[@thisoreoisqueen5944]

It's nice to see that the exorcist lady got to have a cute date at Disneyland

[@ultimatesillymeowpurr]

I really liked this :) could you do another one of these?

[@crappyanimationz9433]

I loved this! Please make it a series!

[@Luis-708]

Every time she talked about Autumn Carver... I done did W H E E Z E

[@keitiguess]

“She somehow pumpkin spiced us into good health” I died of laughter!

[@Cr3at0r_05]

Same with me!

[@helicopterchooper4276]

I had a recent life in this game: -Worked as leprechaun earn 4,800,000 per year -I got married by 21 with a girl -Had 6 kids Over 50 years of life later: -3 kids die R.I.P ,now theres only 3 -Has around 109,000,000 dollars -Wife wants divorce because "I remind her of her brother" THAT LADY TOOK ALL OF MY MONEY/left me in debt -MURDERED MY EX by a DRIVE-BY BECAUSE SHE TOOK ALL MY MONEY -Got a girlfriend -Married her -Had diabetes and hearing loss -Lost my job for a day then got it back! -Cured my hearing loss -Died around a 100 with 70,000,000 dollars and was never caught My favorite yet worse life. TURNS OUT HE WAS GAY LATER.

[@animehotel9413]

Jesus that is an eventful life

[@iseemeinfood5760]

Gay for Gavin, a leprechaun? How do you get that job?

[@xhlcus88]

Gay for Gavin was the badge whatever thing ?Rich?

[@jockee1332]

"what da hell they doin over there"

[@veronicamarquez-hothem4102]

My name is Gavin and I'm very frightened by that username as this life sounds awfully familiar to one my friend told me about once

[@thecraftykingdomking7029]

“Autum pumpkin spiced us” I DROPPED MY WATER

[@Śluzak_XP]

"So apparently she celebrated some other way, cause now she's pregnant..."

[@FlopaDopPOP]

She got the best FLIPIn death EVER.. I mean..killed by a LION?!

[@KikiG75ThatBritishWoman]

*and she was happy the lion killed her. Did you see the happiness? LOL*

[@FlopaDopPOP]

kiki g lmao, no I meant like, she went down fighting a LION!

[@alaskayoung6001]

When she drew Jacob I died laughing😂😂😂 Edit: AND ISABELLA DIED ON MY BIRTHDAY

[@Shadow_Drip]

o o f

[@megaxretsu3621]

Nice (jk)

[@mofthemoth5755]

O O F

[@ahoare]

bruh i gotta WAIT?

[@FauxByte]

WIRT

[@s0ap_bunii822]

Bruh sound effect intensifies

[@coolestkidontheblock111]

I literally teared up at the cute drawing of Isabella and Evelyn what the heyhey