Artists Illustrate The Most Confusing Signs Ever Written

[@tuckerwhite5450]

You fart old dust because you're old. I fart old dust because of the mummy's curse. We are not the same.

[@fisrtnamelastname3083]

lol

[@theincrediblehibby8239]

I read this as the beginning was playing and gosh I cannot wait to find out the context of this

[@nathanh9726]

I think i could be relatively easily convinced that Julia had a doctorate in some obscure topic

[@sagenicely336]

Doctorate in watch repairs

[@chriswest6988]

One day we'll see speed draw footage start up with her narrating "I felt like I needed to do some research on this theme to do it justice-" "Julia, is this a doctoral thesis?"

[@matrickjohnson6246]

I didn't even question it until I saw your comment.

[@roidroid]

@@chriswest6988 lol. "Julia, WHEN did you learn doctoral thesis?" *"you're watching it now"* "J u L i A a A a A a A !!!"

[@Fluff_Noodles]

​@@roidroid oh that's the perfect Julia transcription, I can hear Jacob

[@shrimpisdelicious]

I can't believe they forgot to pick up Nathan at the gas station before recording this episode.

[@Basti-fu]

Gotta remember he's a lil guy so he's easy to lose track of

[@NKO_lindo]

I was in the gas station and when I got out and looked at the rearview mirror i saw a stray Nathan, I'm glad I found his home I'll be sending him back

[@ratinthecat]

Nathan is busy getting immersed in Greek culture and selling yoghurt dogs.

[@Dougiewoof]

You mean footlong yogurt hot dogs you can't forget the fact that they're a foot long​@@ratinthecat

[@officialvatican]

they pulled a ray toro on him 😔

[@eric_the_egggremlin]

"What did people do before podcasts!" well they did have podcasts. they were called "radio programs".

[@abigailross1890]

And before that storytellers and news callers.

[@Lawsonomy1]

I thought this to. You could listen to "the thrilling adventure hour" while you clean.

[@jamielockdown]

Reminds me of a (possibly apocryphal) story I heard about some young person asking how people got around before Google Maps. "They used maps." "No I mean before Google Maps" Like they thought "maps" was just the name of an app.

[@menderbug1]

​@@jamielockdown kids are stupid, when I was little (I'm Swedish) I thought every country was called Sweden in its own language

[@teally-bop]

Reminds me of that one Tumblr post about Bigfoot podcasts and story telling when people would do monotonous tasks like churning butter and cleaning the floor

[@jasminv8653]

Im so sad Nathan couldnt be here but I understand he had business to do at the foot long yoghurt hot dog stand, being greek and all.

[@ToliBera]

What's the Greek yogurt hotdog? Do I... Do I need an adult?

[@hvbg]

​@@ToliBera No, it's just from another episode where a sign was all jumbled, the sign was meant to say "Greek yogurt and foot long hot dog stand", but it was written in a confusing manner, so it looked like "foot long yogurt hot dog Greek stand" (something along those lines, I don't exactly remember)

[@jollaffle]

​@@hvbganother episode? Y'all, it's from *this* episode! 1:53!

[@josetheseeker]

​@jollaffle adult cocomelon strikes again reducing braincells at an astonishing rate

[@jordansean18]

"A penny saved, is a penny a baby can use for buying alcohol" -Benjamin "Electric Wife" Franklin

[@himynameismax7516]

This is a prime example of how the best comments are always the ones that are utterly incomprehensible to anyone who hasn't watched the episode yet

[@jordansean18]

@@himynameismax7516 lol that's why I don't check the comments until after the first drawing is rendered 😅

[@computeraidedsoul8093]

Is a penny that can be shoved into an electrical socket

[@freyabees]

Is it WRONG to save up my pennies in a dogs butt dimension so my baby can buy booze?

[@Frogmood]

Jacob bungling the suggestion like that is exactly what happens when Big Boss Nathan isn't here to keep people in line. Smh.

[@syntext]

The people demand Mr. Man.

[@Aman123ace]

He's busy doing exactly one toke

[@aduckinlingerie]

His goons r lost without him

[@TheDigitalWeirdo]

HE’S THE BIG BOSS MAN!

[@chancekahle2214]

Nathan seeing this intro: *hitches up pants*

[@aethernaut1899]

"I'm an adult man and I'm not wearing any diapers" is one of those statements that is technically the opposite of cursed. Perfectly normal. And yet, when you say it out loud, it's...

[@anastasijahabarova1533]

There is a very special kind of horror that hides in the mundane.

[@fisrtnamelastname3083]

It's precision that implies opposition ; like saying you didn't see a hare stand on two legs and tell you your time of death

[@evelynlamoy8483]

Did they do this one without Nathan so he wouldn't have to draw his Greek doppelganger's yogurt hotdogs?

[@nine.of.spades]

I'm so glad I'm not the only one who thinks of Drawfee every time I see that sign

[@2sacsorawkidneybeans272]

@@nine.of.spades so you’re saying you associated that with drawfee *before* this episode?

[@nine.of.spades]

@@2sacsorawkidneybeans272 yes ever since I first saw it I thought man I’d love to see one of the Drawfees draw Greek Nathan

[@GippyHappy]

@@nine.of.spades Greek Nathan's Yogi Dogs

[@jennymartin547]

Yes

[@reagandotson2059]

"Is that a spade?" "A trowel!" No guys, it's and Italian Cold Steel cinquedea.

[@Seldoona]

14:48 Full transparency, I read this sign as "Soold! I fart dust"

[@anitaaranceta780]

"Soold! 1 fart dust"

[@leopoldbloom4296]

Same, with a kind of descending cadence

[@chriswest6988]

I initially interpreted it as having letters missing that fell off between "So" and "I."

[@iamnoone21]

Thats what the person buying the sign says when they decide to get it lol

[@Bloodanna]

SAME! All I could picture was some cackling genie at an auction. Just delighted that he had tricked another fool. XD

[@hannatude]

“What if the Rapture is an Isekai Event” almost took me out

[@rickythreeewiththreees3940]

I can't believe they chained Nathan to the Cheeked Up Starfish Splash Pad for this episode...

[@ianrivers7923]

And they made him sell his own foot long Greek yogurt hot dogs

[@wowwhatacharmingfish]

Hurts to see it 😞

[@HeyThisIsBrian]

He was busy making foot-long yogurt hot dogs.

[@Rock8z4]

Now he's covered in "Soss" until the little tykes hazmat team arrives

[@Dr.Deagle.]

So much sozz

[@andrewwestfall65]

My favorite pride month tradition is watching Drawfee break their donation goal in 10 minutes

[@iPyromantic]

My favorite tradition is the ensuing panic as Drawfee tries to understand how such a thing happened *again,* and that they have to increase the donation limit about twenty times.

[@thesnackist2881]

THE EXTENDED REVERSE SHOT OF THE TRUCK PLAYING BACKWARDS AGAIN RIDJDNDUDUDHDNDYSUAHDNFUD

[@loadeddice4696]

Extra challenge mode, they're going to do the entire journey in reverse

[@Chet_Thornbushel]

It was terrifying to behold

[@Cocoanutty0]

Me reading this in Matt Rose’s accent 😅

[@epo9thenardier]

when you see it and it makes you acutely aware of how short a year really is........... anyway can't wait to be left at a gas station in bumfuck nowhere

[@metleon]

That was Nathan driving and why he's not allowed to be a part of this episode.

[@ocelatingocelots]

Don't mind me summoning Deep Blue Ink to animate TradWife Jacob seductively fainting on all his many couches, as reinacted at 30:45

[@missmiliagujo]

Plz

[@lizzienorton5154]

And Julia coming home from work with her suit and briefcase

[@copyrightfreecatnoises]

hell yeah that would be great

[@iPyromantic]

Sorry, they didn't abuse Jacob NEARLY enough in this episode to complete the summons. Ritual must be followed.

[@theodoratheunknowable]

So proud of Jacob, he got through his first ever Drawfee intro ever.

[@rabbithabits5400]

“Hide the Baby” is literally the Mandalorian

[@evelynlamoy8483]

Bartender: "what'll you have?" Me: "Baby needs beer and wines!"

[@NixityNullt]

Bart: ended

[@sabbathjackal]

Baby needs beer and whines. That's the title of your anime

[@TheQueenOfStupidity]

Its like ooooold baby gus

[@morqan]

As a final year vet student, a surprisingly large amount of my class watches anime. The odds are good. Vets are kind of nerds.

[@lektik2941]

vets are "kind of" nerds. lol

[@sonorasgirl]

That’s what I was thinking!

[@BlockDefender]

I like how Karina thought giving the baby beer and wine was egregious as a shopkeeper and immediately says her solution would be to assault it.

[@belevagor]

I literally yelled "Karina! That's not any better!" to myself.

[@DissedRedEngie]

the baby can survive the punt, but life long liver damage is detrimental.

[@thatonegirlthatcanneversleep]

She said something reasonable, so she had to immediately counteract it with something equally unreasonable

[@kuminiac]

One of my favorites is a big sign painted on a ship that reads, "NO SAFETY, SMOKING FIRST"

[@jamiepandaman]

"Oh, no, Ben Franklin's in town. You know that one of the wives is gonna get it this week," is a sentence consistent with my understanding of the man.

[@clayhowell613]

Right?!? I was a little sad that wasn't commented on - he was quite the ladykiller.

[@eric_the_egggremlin]

Ben Franklin popularized eating out women. orgasms and near-death experiences release similar amounts of adrenaline. *I'm connecting the dots....*

[@iPyromantic]

Where's the lie 😅

[@oliverry4826]

I can’t believe Drawfee reinvented the Welcome to Night Vale dog park portal to the desert underworld

[@damekkoDark]

with one exception: no dogs allowed in a dog park

[@Rock8z4]

2:11 the trauma of waiting for the intro interruptions has acted as a speech jammer for Jacob Drawfee not clickbait

[@AielHeart]

“I’m the wife in many ways” My brain immediately cuts to “Oh hitman!!!”

[@michaelturner2806]

Too bad Nathan isn't here, but I wish him a swift recovery from his Greek Foot Yogurt.

[@leopoldbloom4296]

It's kind of an exacerbated version of athlete's foot

[@jovialjesterofjupiter]

i hear there's ointments for that

[@MMDAMV]

This one got me

[@thatonegirlthatcanneversleep]

Literally almost shit myself after reading this comment.... please God help me...

[@Engardian]

Ewww lol

[@noahdoss1967]

My aunt’s favourite physical meme is a sign that says “I always cook with wine, sometimes I even put it in the food!”

[@Pomegranatek]

My Dad has one that says “I’d agree with you, but then we’d both be wrong”

[@cyanthrope]

that's very aunt-coded

[@HazeEmry]

Aunt-code and dad-core certainly are words

[@HazeEmry]

@inoahham you might be, I don't know you. I'm just commenting on the words in general since you can see a lot of words with the suffix -core or -coded nowadays. Very etymology-core, so to speak.

[@HazeEmry]

@inoahham eh, that can be changed. Don't get too hung up on it. Don't need to be a genius. Just be smarter than you were yesterday and life's good

[@Cardboard_Spaceship]

"What's happening in your life that you have to clean every surface in your house everyday?" ... Children, Julia. Children are happening.

[@dimsufferer9951]

That, and a ludicrous amount of doctor prescribed cocaine

[@Lucifersfursona]

“Sorry to people who have this personality” is one of my favorite things Karina’s _ever said._

[@anastasijahabarova1533]

I mean, it technically is. You leave your crappy boring life to go to a wonderous world where you can be a better version of yourself and achieve all your dreams.

[@houserspeed]

31:03 Jacob doing sexy poses, we've already seen that. OH HIT MAN

[@SailorCSH]

“I am not a slime tutorial, I’m like a 5-Minute Craft chair made of balsa wood and modpodge” - Karina Relatable af, I don’t think I can recover from another fall.

[@olliedrouin813]

every time julia does the "MEN LOVE _____" voice, I'm violently reminded of IM AN ANIMATRONIC! from drawtectives-

[@aBendorff]

A rare Jacob interupting himself during the intro.

[@CheyeW13]

jacob's drawing is what cashiers see when i, a 29yo, try to buy alcohol

[@LifesNeverHumDrum]

I got carded trying to buy NyQuil a few years ago and I felt like that baby

[@carsondooley8054]

When Jacob said "You don't have to be old to fart the old dust," all I could think was Bloodborne but instead of taking the old blood it's farting the old dust.

[@vigorouslethargy]

"Fart the old dust, Lawrence. By the gods, fart it."

[@Spirit0mbYT]

TRANS RIGSSSSS 🗣️ Nathan was so excited he spent all night on his sign and overslept

[@threeleggedcat]

I don’t think anything in a KZbin video has ever made me laugh as hard as “percentage of vets who watch anime” I’m literally crying laughing right now and that’s not an exaggeration

[@gorimbaud]

"leading the poll right now, 'other'" really got me

[@calebgibbons-eyre8602]

Julia literally just rewriting the stepford wives and NO ONE ACKNOWLEDGING IT

[@FlorSilvestre12]

Oh good other people also noticed this

[@kakuloo]

I was wondering why this isn't the top comment, lol

[@ineedaholeinmyhead]

i love that none of them ever mentioned once that dogs do not have buttcheeks generally

[@chriswest6988]

With the amount of furry art Karina has interacted with, we should just be thankful she didn't also give the dog defined abs and huge boobs or pecs.

[@iPyromantic]

My dog absolutely has defined gluteus muscles, THANK YOU VERY MUCH. 😅

[@86fifty]

Jacob's HP loss in the beginning had me pausing to LOL, gg editor! And thank you to the Drawfee crew for putting the names of the editors in the description! That was a good suggestion from that one stream, and I'm glad you chose to take up the mantle!

[@annikan42]

Oh heck yeah I'm so glad they're doing that!

[@evilandmaliciouswarwick]

@@annikan42 and i'm so glad you said that

[@HazeEmry]

Uuu who's Trendii? I thought David usually edits. Yeah glad they added that

[@MadCheshireHat]

​@@HazeEmry Oh, they used to all work at CollegeHumor. I remember them talking about Trendii in old CH streams.

[@GaybrohamStinkton]

Davids child's mother

[@darkstar2874]

3:38 With these jokes Jacob and Julia really got this aunt and uncle game ON LOCK.

[@atakji_art]

Nathan is not on the episode because he has to work at the yogurt hot dog foot long stand! Hope this helps any confused viewer 👍👍

[@j_the_frog]

Julia's is very dystopian atompunk, especially the name Nü-Wife, and it's funny asf 😂

[@karlarose536]

I know! It's a masterpiece!!

[@EuclideanAl]

I can't believe they left Nathan in a box labelled 'Please adopt me' in front of the local supermarket instead of letting him be in this episode.

[@basementdwellercosplay]

I will say, I wore a demon slayer shirt and the vet tech said she loves that show. So if that random vet tech in a small Midwest town watches anime, there has to be more

[@LittleMissHobbitFace]

Every time Julia does a corny semi-transatlantic 50s accent for the bit I lose it 😂

[@IsaacMayerCreativeWorks]

I’m an animatronic!

[@HeyThisIsBrian]

When Karina said hungry eyes I literally at the exact same fucking time as Jacob started singing Hungry Eyes in such perfect sync I legitimately thought I was getting headphone feedback.

[@davidgoodman2813]

"As is a wife's place - JULIA!" Julia: I am not the one who cooks in this house, JACOB. " Savage

[@chriswest6988]

That felt pretty good natured, whereas Julia: what does a wife do? Karina: I dunno. Jacob, what do you do? Was devastating to witness.

[@leopoldbloom4296]

@@chriswest6988 and yet, as she would say: "where's the lie?"

[@bishop1412]

*I CAN'T* that they locked Nathan out *BELIEVE*

[@iPyromantic]

Underrated comment.

[@twojuiceman]

There is a part of the stanley parable where you have to prevent a baby from crawling into a fire for like 10 hours

[@alonahojnacke3123]

"I truly don't know what people did in a pre-podcast era" how does NO ONE remember that Radio Shows were ever a thing

[@Codebreakerblue]

My favorite Ben Franklin quote was when he said "It's Franklin' time" and then Frankled all over the place

[@RubidiumOxide]

His full name was Benjaming Frankling

[@tiaengel8131]

I thought this was an old video at first, but it's REAL: TRANS RIGS 2024!!!! can't wait to honk with you guys!!

[@Anne-zu9pr]

Draw crazy, out of context things Drawfee has said in the past please. Let's see how different they stray from the original drawing that prompted the sentence!

[@ninjabluefyre3815]

"He had to massage the chemicals"

[@wompus_king]

My wife is a vet nurse, and Dr. Susan ABSOLUTELY has a fighting spirit.

[@editsect.5974]

gonna be honest, when i read “baby needs beers and wines” i immediately thought of dirty dancing and then had to take a step back and remember i have never seen dirty dancing

[@casesandcapitals]

The fact that directly above this video in my subscriptions is a thumbnail that says "A Tour Storage of My Locker" instead of "A Tour of My Storage Locker" is exquisite juxtaposition.

[@piskelo10]

I can't believe they turned nathan into a greek foot long yogurt hot dog for this episode

[@Akitsunesceilingfan]

Podcasts for the 1950s? Wait till you hear about radio! Just don’t ask what killed it…

[@vigorouslethargy]

At least it wasn't the husband/boyfriend that killed it.

[@resyduum]

Did Julia just abridge the Stepford Wives into a daily New Yorker cartoon

[@SableGear]

34:04 "What's happening in your life that you have to clean every surface of your house every day? What are you doing in your home?" Smoking, probably. Lots of smoking if it's the 50s.

[@weightingramsss]

Nathan is helping me with finals, sorry guys

[@imminentshoebill]

good luck! you got this (especially with such competent assistance)

[@thedrawbot5213]

You’ve heard of a Jacob Horse, now get ready for: Karina Dog!

[@LifesNeverHumDrum]

I keep forgetting it’s a dog and not a pig, but it’s adorable either way

[@belen.asteinle426]

I've never been more envious of Jacob than Now that I know he gets cat on lap on demand

[@Shadowreaper5]

37:58 jacob officially too young to remember that radios existed before podcasts

[@jasminv8653]

And that soap operas get their name from the soap ads that would be incorporated in radio dramas for the houswife listeners

[@InconspicuousLagomorph]

I rolled into the comments to see if anyone mentioned that Jacob forgot music listening devices & radio talk shows existed prior to podcasts.

[@ariadnestyx1463]

I enjoy that Karina's isekai dog character has the exact same voice as Shayne Topp's White Crusty Dog character.

[@imminentshoebill]

"A Smosh mention? In 𝘮𝘺 Drawfee comment section?" It's more likely than you think!

[@franny5156]

Smosh x drawfee when?

[@bees373]

there would be so many dogs in the dusty dimension. some dogs do really get up in there when they're sniffin a hello, they'd go to say hi and just end up sucked on in with all of the vets

[@briancallender2570]

"It is every sovereign man's inalienable right to buy beers and wines for baby if baby needs" -Benjamin Franklin

[@tortillachips3911]

I love the Jacob malewife portion of this, hell yeah, Jacob, you go girlie! 😂❤

[@maddygeezkneez1155]

Its hilarious how they literally recreated the plot of the stepford wives, one of my fav thrillers, they even nailed the 50's aesthetic

[@LynetteTheRogue]

Karina: I'm going to draw a dog cuz I don't want to draw a human Then proceeds to draw the most human butt on the least doggy dog I have ever seen

[@EfaEfaBanefa]

I can't believe they made Nathan see the doctor about his dust farting problem

[@Emanemanemone]

As a veterinarian who loves Drawfee, can I just say that Jacob and Julia are fantastic cat owners and I bet their vet loves to see them:) Also I don't watch anime so there's one data point😆

[@DullPoints]

I think it would be neat if the gang drew Australian Slang. Words like Billabong, esky, rashie, chockers/chock-a-block, budgie smuggler, tracky-dacks, witches hats, whipper-snipper, blower, ute, bogan, franger and gobby.

[@AndrewTBP]

That’s a _bonza_ suggestion!

[@triumphaladarkshadow4388]

24:05 the slow Kirito fade in is somehow one of my favorite bit in this video. Thank you, editor Trenddi!

[@LadyShinga]

holy shit it was wild hearing my name read out loud on Drawfee

[@crackedemerald4930]

hello greek nathan

[@Groggy_Gamer]

I was so excited to hear it! Grats!

[@benjamindebo9283]

I said out loud in sync with Julia "this person looks like a young professor Oak"

[@Iudayus]

Julia just casually knocking out "Fall Out" DLC

[@einootspork]

Julia going out of her way to draw a little diagram explaining how the mechanics of the robot work is the most Julia thing

[@redbirb]

I’m a trans girl in Texas, so I’m happy that drawfee is doing a fundraiser

[@Lokear]

I'm agender in Idaho, and all my friends here are under the trans umbrella too I feel ya

[@crackedemerald4930]

goddamn, god bless you, girl.

[@arayasunshine9013]

I misread this as " im a Texas girl in trans" and i was so confused 😭 but as a person who falls under the trans umbrella i share your feelings!

[@Bubaiel]

@@arayasunshine9013 Texas is a trans girl!? 😂

[@arayasunshine9013]

@@Bubaiel hmm new headcannon unlocked

[@thebadpoet]

We did have a very enthusiastic and excited vet, and it was a great thing because he dug and dug and did all sorts of extra tests (on his own, without charging, though he got permission of course) to find a diagnosis for a rescue dog my family adopted. It turned out he had Cushings, which is an overproduction of cortisol that usually presents in elderly fat dogs. This dog was barely three years old and so skinny, so the fact this vet was willing to think so far outside the usual diagnostic box was such a blessing.

[@syvarris467]

Not Jacob Drawfee being a Victorian Ingenue, fainting luxuriously onto nearby upholstery

[@jollaffle]

The fact that they can sit here and make art out of nothing flies in the face of all known laws of reality, and I really do think that's incredible

[@Spiker985Studios]

I've never seen a video marked as posted "24 seconds ago", but here we are

[@identitycrisisiv160]

i wish you guys a fortuitous getting isekai'd whenever it happens, probably in the next 20 years

[@LuckySketches]

I can't believe they sent Nathan out to get foot-long yogurt hot dogs and didn't wait for him to come back.

[@recurvestickerdragon]

_Hide the Baby_ sounds like the kinda indie game where CPS is coming for your kid, and you have to conceal the tyke in various increasingly perilous and sketchy spots

[@MsTinaBinaBallerina]

That bumper sticker is so so good. I don’t know where I’ll put it but I must have it

[@tigamaki1345]

"You could say I have six growlers" is infinitely funnier in the UK. What unfortunate slang lmao

[@whitherwhence]

I can't believe they gave Nathan confusing instructions on how to get there, somehow causing him to end up in Ulaan-Bataar, Mongolia

[@claytonthomas7716]

thank you all for using your platform to consistently support people in need. it is a great feeling when people you have supported for so long continue to be amazing people

[@crowskinned]

i can't believe they stood by and did nothing when Nathan pulled his pants up so high he turned into Daniel Day-Lewis.

[@lektik2941]

"i'm daniel DAY-lewis. I AM daniel DAY-lewis." -Nathan's last words

[@kronossoul8048]

My favorite Ben Franklin quote has to be "Your free trial period of Benjamin Franklin quotes has expired". Truly inspirational.

[@schornee1385]

Baby can't read yet, thinking the sign said "bears and whines" 🧸

[@4649kasumi]

37:35 where Jacob forgets that radios and radio shows existed

[@greythecolour3681]

The robo-boobs in the render. I wasn’t prepared

[@Rachel-xf3op]

22:36 "There's like a whole religion in there" a HOLE religion, even

[@rb6435]

I can’t wait for @DeepBlueInk to animate Jacob and Julia At Home

[@jacobkrol6720]

I can confirm that my fiancé is not only a vet that watches anime, but she does, indeed, have a fighting spirit.