SCP-867 Meets a Lumberjack

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#drbob #scp #animation

[@thetrench8486]

Pretty sure the lumberjack was an scp as well how else could he drag a tree with nothing but his bare hands

[@god4806]

He's either Russian or Canadian

[@britishperson1]

he either big stronk man or go to the gym 24/7 i mean look at his muscles

[@williammcleroy558]

Not an SCP, just a gigachad. LOL

[@sovietdoge.7369]

@@britishperson1 I think he is strong because of taking down trees. That's probably more of a work out than anything the gym can offer.

[@ooo8031]

That was one hand, the other had his axe

[@biggiecheese128]

All bro wanted was a Christmas tree

[@sledger2066]

The one the only BIGGIE CHEESE

[@THE_THE]

And now he’s THE christmas tree

[@anaxolotl6637]

MR BOOMBASTIC

[@dumbfuckery6]

biggest achievement

[@hannahwills8970]

To the person above me, I’m not a fucking 4 year year old

[@austinreed5805]

Note to self: Leave the red tree alone.

[@LaserZman]

Leaf*

[@cocacola4blood365]

At least he didn't hug it.

[@buddmetroliner200gaming3]

Leaf

[@MaxAndSaladVR132]

@@LaserZman no its a tree dude

[@theonly6blake911]

@@MaxAndSaladVR132 Leaf* the red tree alone

[@Kenya_Berry]

When you find the perfect tree, but the perfect tree didn’t find the perfect lumberjack

[@bendysaurus666]

That blood spruce would be perfect for Plants vs Zombies

[@conradsmight2220]

true

[@zhuiwie8488]

Defense: 1000 Upon being eaten by a zombie, it will kill every visible zombie in the screen, turning them into the new tree with less hp and without the ability to turn the others to trees

[@nickyweiss348]

Bruh

[@doomjuice.1652]

@@zhuiwie8488 cost 800 sun

[@user-yx7zs8yi2h]

Ye

[@woogiemonster]

Imagine if he'd made it back to the mill, and that thing got processed into toothpicks...

[@fldsmdfrfromcloudywithacha7954]

Oh no.

[@fldsmdfrfromcloudywithacha7954]

I think its only the "needles" of the tree though.

[@gamingkingblake1168]

Remember what doctor Bob said Leaves of green let them be, thorns of red you're already dead

[@Anticipation099]

Broo

[@C.A.M584]

True poetry

[@user-xz5pc3vs4l]

scp-096

[@UGNAvalon]

_Video restarts_ “And so the cycle continues….”

[@sovietdoge.7369]

It's the circle of life.

[@samuelsoliday4381]

Like number 70. Balance restored.

[@timmystickman7880]

Your animations are inspiring

[@frtruck]

...what-

[@goblinwantgold6189]

More like moving pictures

[@frtruck]

@@goblinwantgold6189 Yes, that is what an animation is.

[@Tk_Kerem]

You took one, you become one

[@CoaxedToBeHeard]

Talk about planting a tree for each tree cut down

[@cocacola4blood365]

And he didn't even have to donate one red cent.

[@snowplayz7678]

The tree screamed

[@legionaryassassin3802]

Lumber jack: *gets wood* Tree: IMMA END THIS MAN WHOLE *LIFE*

[@XvlerLorenzo]

Great. Now I'm scared of going near a tree. But that's ok. There aren't many trees near me. Most of them were cut down

[@luminous3174]

cool

[@doujinromance8653]

Just avoid the Red Ones, if there are actually any in real life. The rest are just normal and won't do you any harm unless you arrogantly chop it down, and it fell on top of you before you could run away because you are lacking safety precautions. Know what you are doing first before you do it. It's for your own good and sake.

[@XvlerLorenzo]

@@doujinromance8653 yeah. I only really steal small flimsy branches from trees. Never actually chopped one down

[@god4806]

I'd paint a pine tree red for you:)

[@sovietdoge.7369]

If it's Red, you're Dead If it's Green, I can't think of a rhyme

[@nathanlerma9891]

As one life dies another is born

[@cocacola4blood365]

Circle of Life, yo.

[@yulsaapidli5102]

⁠SCP

[@yulsaapidli5102]

@@cocacola4blood365l

[@BriGuyIL1980]

Love the country metal music

[@riverman18]

The lumberjack means business

[@THATGuy5654]

"Take only pictures, leave only footprints." ... "Honey, is it just me or was that park ranger weirdly intense back there?"

[@dexter_yours_truly]

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[@Drakienoto]

This is great, really great

[@BIGDADDYBALLZ420]

@@dexter_yours_truly obviously

[@andrewgorman9836]

​@@dexter_yours_trulylol

[@CrystalDevs]

Wow, to know I was here from the start of the channel and how far it’s grown since is astonishing

[@kaziTheReigndeer]

Same I remember when he was advertising his first video in scp animation commet section

[@snowplayz7678]

The tree screamed

[@maxy_roup]

The tree really just pulled a reversed Uno card O.o

[@snowplayz7678]

The tree screamed

[@seanmorgan2356]

I Love the music in Dr Bob's videos.

[@fac_freaky1992]

Nature’s revenge

[@beeeeeeeeeeg]

ayo what now💀

[@elaine4812]

I always freakin love the music in these videos

[@crazycherokee8552]

and this, kids, is why you stay the hell away from Vault 22. unless you bring a napalm filled flamethrower. :)

[@densylek8779]

Crimson forest, a real danger now.

[@geminimac613]

The blood spruce

[@fireblazeblast1229]

He said aaaauuuuggggghhhhh

[@nahfuore76]

How it feels to be infected in guts and blackpowder:

[@sledger2066]

Red tree used destiny bond

[@abulletant1147]

Imao 💀

[@SwordsMaster7.]

LOL, that's perfect.

[@SuperTheReeseYT56]

Lol, actually is blood spruce which I find the video

[@sledger2066]

@@SuperTheReeseYT56 the trainer nicknamed it red tree

[@SuperTheReeseYT56]

@@sledger2066 oh

[@bomberbaja111]

And that's why all high tech lumberjacks wear long sleeves and pcv coated gloves 🙂

[@JuanJoseParraColombiaco]

Uhh It’s a troll 😂

[@janelle2450]

Bro mister lumberjack just wanted a perfect christmas tree for his kids

[@David_McDeadass]

When he died his moan sounded like the snoring meme sound

[@PhanFerdinandPro2024]

Okay If You're Lumberjack. If You See The Red Pine Tree, But Don't Cut The Pine Tree It May Caused Your Severe Injured And Death To Growth Red Pine Tree Again.

[@RuanthGrain]

See a single weird looking red tree Ah yes let's chop it down 🤓

[@user-sv7mc3fk2n]

LMAO😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

[@ShardtheWolf]

I actually think most lumberjacks would leave the tree alone. They tend to have an appreciation for the beauty of nature.

[@BeatdownsBlock]

Imagine if he didn’t get the seed and had it as a christmas tree, woulda been pretty cool

[@JaqenHghar.]

That man dragged a whole ass tree with one hand

[@ammonitefossil8644]

I love this SCP ngl

[@user-dx5ve4ng4b]

Docter Bob is one of the best scp content creators

[@Shadow.wolf9592]

What great fertilizer that tree is using! So organic!

[@SnakeGamer70k]

Hiii

[@StopJust_an_armenianHate]

Scp 867 as christmas tree

[@droxx78]

HE AQUI UNA LECCIÓN DE LA MADRE NATURALEZA Adoro tu canal y los cortos Dr Bob....

[@DroopySnoop7128]

Just what possesed the man to chop down a tree with red leaves? didint even considered it could be a endagered plant

[@cooper_76]

it looked cool

[@cocacola4blood365]

It was a communist tree. Them Reds is tryin' to take over through foliage!

[@urmom90210]

I thought so too. Horror film logic lol

[@slenderofficial573]

SCP-867 blood spruce

[@PokerRat]

Lumberjack seeing the only tree of its kind in the forest: Huh, okay. Tree seeing the only lumber jack of its kind in the forest: Huh, okay.

[@jackbrennan2208]

Note to self: Don’t chop any trees that are red

[@nightfall3559]

Man I thought the guy was gonna win until it grew out of him

[@wubbinz]

norvegia is a good cheese.

[@beyonder634]

It is painful

[@Arnoldschwarzenegger123]

Yes

[@Human0245]

You would think that he would have been a bit more hesitant to cut down the one unnaturally red tree.

[@batangbibo70]

Baby SCP - 867: it’s just a Splinter

[@zacharyfrierson6972]

Not to self: if I see a red tree, turn and walk the other way.

[@United_empire_of_america]

Other tree's: there's impostor among us... SCP-867: 🤫🧏‍♂️

[@vindicerongee]

Don't touch SCP-867

[@cocacola4blood365]

He's a lumberjack, but he's not okay..........

[@Krusnik_02_80]

Lumber jack kills tree, tree kills lumberjack, another lumberjack comes and the cycle repeats

[@kaizerrecana7537]

"here is why kids dont Go to the forest without telling ur moms! and Kids dont be a lumberjack!"

[@creeperkiller1702]

All he wanted was a tree, but he became the tree

[@CHOWEUZENMoe-cl9oo]

Scp 867 is a deadly tree that a needle can grow to your body 😅

[@z3ro_yt970]

Get over it

[@WhiteTophat189]

I think he thought that the “blood spruce” was a ruby tree

[@skkaina9514]

this is the scp version of “I’ll build my mini-sentry on this scout’s corpse.

[@betibeti5603]

The lumberjack got instant karma💀

[@urmom90210]

The horror film logic these people have will win them many darwin awards cause why is your first reaction to a weird looking tree to touch it😀

[@ItsJayJenkins848]

poor lumberjack. Just wanted a Christmas Tree

[@greenstrawberrygaming]

my man saw a RED TREE possibly endangered, then he went like. "I haven't heard bout' red trees gon' cut it down just incase"

[@mariahgadrick1554]

I'm not leaving until that damn tree screams!

[@KoksEnte]

This is the most luberjacked lumberjack there is

[@warmpg9174]

Never hurt the trees -Lorax

[@jenniferaguilar5502]

Christmas*

[@mihaelmadaros1266]

Poor lumberjack All he wanted was to cut down the tree

[@brooklynmattson5476]

The trees finally got their revenge

[@SuperTheReeseYT56]

Lumberjack: i will get you!! Blood Spruce: speaking of get you 😂

[@god4806]

In Canada scp 867 would be accidentally terminated

[@roshawnmcclain8511]

I know red is my favorite color, but if I ever see a red tree, I'm gone

[@stevengreen9536]

Lumberjack: I am gonna cut down that weird tree that is in fall colors out of season. SCP 867: And i took that personally.

[@Fatcatmoo-vl7uw]

Tree said oh no, you’re not getting away

[@user-jg9bc3sf4s]

Sweet that's where I never cut it down

[@lowieken12]

scp 876: just chilling the lumberjack: time to cut the red tree

[@jenniferaguilar5502]

*Becomes into a Red Christmas tree*

[@MemeMachine3216]

Best home depot ad ever

[@ArmandoEnfectana-bp6jo]

"THIS IS MIKE, HE WAS BEEN TURNED INTO A NON-PHOTOSYNTHESIZES BLOODY SPRUCE BY SCP-867".

[@Site_57]

Man’s doing the good deed- oh wait… never mind. He just doomed the city.

[@TechStuff-d1q]

Man didn't see anything werid about a red pine tree in the middle of nowhere with no other trees like it

[@thesupersonicstig]

I thought it was the tree that grows copies of whatever touches it's bark

[@the_one_who_is_many]

Bro can we talk abt the fact the man just dragged a massive tree with his bare hands

[@cocacola4blood365]

At least it wasn't one of those aluminum trees from the Seventies. Although this would explain how they came to be found everywhere.

[@Dawndrawngames121]

Dr bright, that makes the tree kill a man, BUT WHY IS THE TREE NOT SCREAMING?????

[@loaderstation5277]

Bro my guy looking like Ragnarök kratos

[@joshuagraham1495]

And the circle of live continues

[@Pridefallen975]

The poor guy never knew what hit him or the bus lolz

[@ericklostreloaded]

First lumberjack in a Dr.Bob video,also this is the first parasitic plant in history xD

[@MiguelSagun776]

Scp-867 failed to Neutralized

[@happyincorporatedfounder]

Nature 1 Strong man 0

[@shelbyleonard1343]

bro did not check his skin for a "blister"

[@Shadowrise625]

RIP lumberjack

[@houndoom8465]

If it’s goin down it’s taking you with it

[@Archon_of_Freedom_]

Tree was like, you cut me down, I'll turn you into a new me then.

[@demonotizeer1234]

Scp-867 meets a flamethrower unit with pyromaniac tendencies next

[@Abominations21]

I vote for trees cause lumber. Jack's are almost wiping them all out

[@ohio776]

Scp-867: that's your punishment 🗿🗿🗿