Tech n Mek - Episode 4: Tech and Mek go to the store | a Warhammer 40k story

Even in the Grim Darkness of the 41st millennium, people still need their basic amenities. Bread, milk, eggs, bolter shells, toilet paper. And where better to procure these necessities than the local convenience mart. But in the wacky world of Warhammer 40k, danger lurks around every corner, and petty thieves are 7 foot tall supermen covered head to toe in power armour. How will our heroes get out of this one? WILL they get out of this one? Find out in this very special episode of Tech n Mek, dedicated to the essential workers of our local retailers. You guys are the REAL Space Marines! Or something.
Featuring guest appearances by Belisarius Cawl of the Adeptus Mechanicus and Brother Fraudulus of the Marines Malevolent.
Music:
(Tek n Mek's pad)
Deadly Premonition - Whistle theme
• Deadly Premonition (Wh...
(Chaos Marine's entrance)
Soul Grinder - Melting Spree
• SOUL GRINDER - Melting...
(Tech and Cawl scheming)
Warhammer 40,000 Mechanicus - Noosphere
• Noosphere | Adeptus Me...
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[@sonofangron2969]

“I CLAIM THIS GROCERY STORE IN THE NAME OF THE RUINOUS POWERS!” Abbadon’s scope of ambition really went downhill after Cadia…

[@then00brathalos]

lower your goals and you'll be lest likely to dissapoint, except he still did

[@ronaldthompson4989]

Only gave himself a 50% discount too. Why not 100%?

[@theone-tg4ey]

Lol

[@silverhand9965]

@@ronaldthompson4989 100% discount? That'd be preposterous. He's a Chaos marine not a dark eldar

[@zeehero7280]

Chaos needs groceries too!

[@deadzone4155]

I like how the Marine's Malevolent Lemonade Stand gets free ads on the radio as well as the shade thrown at a certain 'slideshow'

[@guywholikesmemes4993]

*Hammer and bolter be like:*

[@samueltheslime1125]

@@guywholikesmemes4993 You mean Choppa and Shoota?

[@guywholikesmemes4993]

@@samueltheslime1125 god I fucking wish we got an ork based animated short that isn't A FUCKING POWERPOINT PRESENTATION.

[@noahdigit430]

@@samueltheslime1125 You mean Tech and Mek?

[@cesarpadilla7590]

well yeah all most all of these videos are in there own universe

[@BarokaiRein]

I like the idea of every single Marines Malevolent having a name that's based on some form of dishonesty. I wonder how brother Pyramidius Schemicus is doing.

[@akamal92]

He went from Sergeant to Captain by stealing his superior's ID and making multiple fake accounts on the noosphere.

[@yormhammerson530]

THATS CHAPTER MASTER PYRAMIDIUS SCHEMIUS TO YOU MEENIAL

[@morthosmaxori5354]

I last saw him with Brother Extortia.

[@RomanvonUngernSternbergnrmfvus]

I wonder how the “new” marines malevolent sent by girly man will be?

[@rando5638]

@@akamal92 Yeah, I heard about that, actually. Didn't Nigerios Princion get his old job?

[@alibayati8250]

The best part is that cawl could've tore apart that chaos marine with no effort but instead he chose to throw tech under the bus

[@donkface8509]

I dont know much about what Good ol' Cawl is like personally, but I feel like its lore accurate. Any Lore keepers here to confirm?

[@rafliriansyah719]

@@donkface8509 go read Cawl : The Great Works. Even Primaris marines are flabbergasted that Cawl can surpass them in term of physical endurance during the hike on Pharos mountain.

[@Benthesniperof8]

@@donkface8509 Not accurate. Cawl would proceed to shittalk his tech priest, laugh, awkwardly segue into criticising the Chaos marine for laughing along with him; then rant about inferior quality of product said chaos space marine is. At this point, he would also likely have had a mechadendrite snake behind the marine to shoot him with a Plasma gun right as the CSM figured out he was being used as the punchline of a joke.

[@fumarc4501]

For a guy who’s rolling in Guillibucks, the fact he tries to shoplift is surprisingly on brand for the kleptomaniac.

[@manticore6963]

@@fumarc4501 Just because you don't need to worry about money doesn't mean, you don't need to be a cheapskate.

[@TheWarmachine375]

It looks like Tech and Mek have been Isekai-ed to the 21st century and are trying to blend in and adapt.

[@AndreTheSalty]

not just them, it appears all kinds of ppl from the 40k universe have.

[@averageexistenceenjoyer3950]

Maybe they just went to a civilized world

[@deadzone4155]

I mean our is fucked up enough that it’s not that hard

[@carcionpetto]

the techpriest among us

[@oldmatepepe171]

Fans been saying that Alex Jones was from 40k came to the 21st millennium to warn us as we heard on the radio and we see this in the Alex Jones memes by Barry Walts and this video confirms that now more 40k characters are popping up so we got a crossover thing going on

[@AbadonXXX]

Magos: do you want anything? Demon in their apartment: t h e s o u l s o f t h e i n n o c e n t Ork: a bagel Demon: NO! Ork: two bagels Magos: …what in the omnissiah is a bagel?

[@someracoon76]

the hammer and bolter joke is the best by far.

[@Mrkabrat]

"To think! They took all those talented artists as slaves and never even properly utilised their talents!" *Mek was found shortly after murdered by GW for pointing the obvious of Warhammer+*

[@then00brathalos]

i feel like GW is the inquisition.... Um guys theres a dreadknight at my door help

[@Mrkabrat]

@@then00brathalos Kick it in the nuts, since the "pilot" is exposed in his oversized baby-carrier

[@blacktemplar1139]

**But it was soon found out it was all a ride and Mek wasn't actually dead**

[@EchoKilo-wi9ec]

There are Arbites outside my hab spire

[@Insanity_TM]

I don’t know what I said, but my legs has been replaced with treads and my left eye is a laser. I think they are placing us at the front lines. What is that aircraft on the horizon? I think it’s necr-

[@DeusExAngelo]

With the indefinite hiatus of ITEHATTSD, Tech and Mek’s Not-So-Grimdark Shenanigans + Marine Malevolent Misadventures is here for us looking for fan-made WH40k parodies. This is all while being hilarious mini-series in their own right by a talented fan. Many thanks good DreadAnon, many thanks.

[@UserRedZero]

Seems like everything they make goes on indefinite hiatus, I mean: (gestures at the reason for ITEHATTSD even existing in the first place)

[@Cynidecia]

I don't like tts

[@DeusExAngelo]

@@Cynidecia Fair enough, to each their own.

[@lorddevilfish5868]

At least Hunter the Parenting is good

[@Cynidecia]

@@lorddevilfish5868 lol no

[@olegoleg258]

Looks like Belisarius cawl has received some marines malevolent geneseed as well

[@eelacanth]

"To think! They took all those talented artists as slaves, and never even properly utilised their talents!" so fucking true

[@Doosteroni]

OH MY GOD, that Cawl joke was perfect, I love that copypasta and you did it perfectly

[@clan_boyd]

Cawl copypasta?

[@SIGNOR-G]

Its from the last video right? But where does the meme comes from?

[@f34r0r]

@@SIGNOR-G kzbin.info/www/bejne/sJqsk6h4lrWFnJY

[@Scatmanseth]

@@SIGNOR-G I don’t know, it’s a very old one used to parody people meeting celebrities. I think the first one was for Bill Murray about a decade ago.

[@redpilldiogenes4741]

@@Scatmanseth your a boomer like me if you remember it being about bill Murray and a zoomer if you remember it being about Ryan gosling

[@thethirdislandrwett3534]

“My insurance doesn’t cover Chaos invasions!” Killed me

[@thatguyonline5083]

as soon as I saw Cawl I was hoping for the electrical infetterance bit

[@guywholikesmemes4993]

To be honest: I feel the fake corpse starch would be far preferable to all guardsmen compared to the shit they get in lore for "food" lmao. Also holy shit the segment taking the piss out of GW with hammer and bolter as well as the no fan animation law is fucking wild and it speaks all the facts.

[@grugmangaming5152]

Indeed. Perhaps occasionally, Some guardsmen would prefer to hunt local wildlife, provided they're edible, as an 'pick me up' to forget about the awful food momentarily. Or pay for actual commercial food if it's a pretty normal world and not some hiveworld shithole. These are just my guess tho.

[@Mger47TheGamePegasus]

I remember some Guardsmen talk about eating orks, they were shiting for days after nearly died

[@Hawkens4k]

isnt corpse starch just a plant that grows from corpses? (still terrible, but anything else is more prefered)

[@guywholikesmemes4993]

@@Hawkens4k pretty sure it's the remaining nutrients from a corpse once it's been killed and is still "fresh" to put it bluntly.

[@grugmangaming5152]

@@guywholikesmemes4993 ^ This and unfortunately it's made from Humans.

[@mikek5322]

I would unironically watch a feature length movie of these two.

[@donkface8509]

It wont be long now until an actual Tech and Mek episode would be fully animated.

[@Kohl293]

Just finished reading Wolfsbane with Belasarius Cawl in it, and yeah. This is disturbingly in character for him.

[@Ragnarra]

Wonderful.

[@thekinginyellowmessiahofha6308]

Cawl! You could have taken him! 200 pdf troopers didn’t need to die!

[@then00brathalos]

"if its not about tech we mechanicus (i personally) don't give a F***"-Beliasarius CA cawl probably

[@sethkrueger5472]

3:53 is what cawl did to guilliman when mortarian invaded ultramar

[@WorshipperOfKhone]

As some one who serves under the ruinous powers and burns the loyalist scum that was kind of a dick move

[@PhilosophicallyAmerican]

The "Choppa and Shoota" gag was that best part of the episode. Criminally underrated.

[@TheWarmachine375]

Tech and Mek's Bizarre Adventures continue!

[@mandos6145]

The idea that everyone in the universe (outside of a few outliers) just kinda stopped warring and now do what they did before but reduced to mundane stupid stuff is great

[@signorellil]

Well claiming grocery stores in the name of the Ruinous Powers is kind warlike, isn't?

[@TeamOneDay]

Hope this series gets big enough to fill the void that TTS left when G(ork)W(orks) decided to be their own Ruinous Power. I like to imagine this is an "uncharted" part of the galaxy where a Mechanicus expedition and small Ork Waaagh just said "screw it" and banded together.

[@GrugGangGrugGang]

It's just Gorkamorka. It's all Gorkamorka. You are Gorkamorka.

[@ggal0008]

"You gonna turn that bread into toast" - what prose, what delivery 😂😂😂

[@IllikasRager]

These videos remind me of KZbin's earlier days, back when full-on story-heavy narratives were the things that went viral and shitposting wasn't a term yet. And yes, that is a compliment.

[@TheRemembrancer]

Well that escalated quickly .

[@sytronty6577]

This Tech and Mek stories are pure gold, keep it up !

[@alexrexaros9837]

I'd like to see what happen if the both of them get Isekai'd into Fantasy. An Ork facing an Orc. That would be something!

[@wulf2757]

This is it. The pinnacle of your youtube career.

[@tau_noob7993]

That's some deep lore right there, never knew Cawls' real name was "Jeremy"!

[@bingbing6113]

THE MADMAN IS NAMED IT TEK N MEK HE DID IT BOYS

[@TheWarmachine375]

1:21 Alex Jones and his crazy conspiracy theories, lol

[@myduckisonqauck7227]

The frog thing wasn't a conspiracy theory

[@AVhq11]

It was. As usual, alex just spews nonsense and pretends it's facts

[@theacecase6690]

Last I was this early, sanguinius was still alive and Horus wasn’t a traitor

[@roubinnick]

Oh my god, Belisarius Cawl is LITERALLY me.

[@Edible_edibility]

Ah just dunking on James workshop

[@franceschik1]

Tek & Mek stories are pure gold. Comedy-parody stories in the grim-dark setting of warhammer universe are like the gems of an emperor's crown. Your work is a masterpiece, and because of the current situation with the fanmade content, the community really needs people like you. Please keep going.

[@sickcxnt9444]

'Choppa and Shoota' sound like an awesome Orky series, about some Boyz being away from their main forces and having to find them through shenanigans and stuff GW has no creativity

[@Piat47]

The belsarius call thing was a reference to a greentext where that exact thing happened except for some celebrity

[@DeadliftsForTheDarkGods]

True art. This stuff gives me massive nostalgia to the old miniwargaming bits like captain slaughter and the likes. I hope you get to 100k in no time brother, you deserve it.

[@meganobgutzkraka2398]

I fucking love Tech and Mek, the shenangins of this world, and the voice acting. that fucking gobbo is PERFECT

[@yummylumps9401]

You don't know how much I love this lil series I hope one day this will be up there with TTS and other classic Warhammer series such as REDACTED and REDACTED...shame we gotta go to Warhammer+ to watch them but still keep it up! 👍😁

[@ianopenskies]

The grocery celebrity copypasta bit had me laughing the whole time. This is seriously gold m8

[@thomascannone3111]

I like the cough at 1:00 cus it implies someone else heard that.

[@anaittchorbadjian5292]

I see Warhammer content I press like, love how more people do 40k content keep up the good work.

[@thelunchlord4530]

These keep getting better and better

[@michaeldimare3786]

This is one of the best episodes so far! Truly, an inspiring collection of moving pictures and sounds my friend. Nothing tickle my sides quite like an ork Mek and a Magos going through regular ass shenanigans

[@JiJ1511]

When I made that last comment I was not expecting Tech N Mek to be this good.

[@AxtonLennox111]

Beautiful resolution and such a nice gift

[@VerdeMorte]

A techpriest actually getting the toaster and he doesn't want it. Hilarious.

[@reyis_here945]

3:59, 😂 f***ing had me bro, he RAGED over the truth

[@wendigoactual8325]

Nice general sam and Aqua being a heinous sociopath meme

[@literallyalois2966]

orks being self-aware of the 40k ttrpg is amazing imo

[@faether1429]

Love you continuing this series

[@mr_girr3488]

When the Mek started refering to Hammer and Bolter, my TTS senses were tingled. It's a pity that the ban-pocalypse happeend to kill off the series, I would have loved to have seen them parody all the BS that james workshop did. Id love to see more of these chaps!

[@josephmoffatt4696]

Toaster: "Greetings master! How may I be of service?" Tech: "The feth?!"

[@jeanannd]

LOL, a toaster, ROFLOL - how thoughtful!

[@connorsmith1005]

Tech and Mek are the best videos you do, I love how your implementing jokes from your other memes as well. Very cohesive.

[@marknunez4354]

I love this series

[@projectb3095]

I just imagine all the factions in this universe gettin along except for a scrap here n there but over all makes me laugh

[@oligb1469]

Not even a four slot as a reward that shopkeep is evil man deserves his four toaster slots

[@ghosts_pp]

" Ahh The Toaster.... Techpriest's Favorite "

[@ELICARIO12345]

This is pure comedy gold, and fan made too! It's like getting Healthy Food you actually enjoy! OI YOU HORNED GIT YOU STILL GOTTA PAY FOR THAT! NONONO THE 20% DISCOUNT WAS Discontinued

[@hammer1349]

Took me a minute to realise the mek was taking the piss out of hammer and bolter, and then the Alex Jones skit as well XD

[@KawdoruTaon]

I love the subtle dank on the "hammer and bolter" in the car scene

[@tobiashjalmarsson2038]

i was assuming tech was gonna say "the machine spirit of the window has been acting up" for a moment then xd

[@nathanielbanghart1900]

Absolute kino reference with Cawl

[@JudgeNicodemus]

The fucking Jerma irl reference with Cawl was funny af.

[@ChkthDeats]

"My insurance doesn't cover Chaos invasions!" WHYYYY THAT'S LIKE THE SINGLE THING YOU CAN ALWAYS COUNT ON

[@connorsmith1005]

By the Emperor Tech and Mek are my favourite videos on KZbin. I love the life you bring to all the characters, from the titular heroes to random side characters.

[@axios4702]

The best part of the slide show rant has to be the little coughing at the end. That, children, is the sound equivalent of **wink, wink**

[@Cassavanguard]

Watching these with Closed Captions makes it ten times better when it try’s to translate meks sentences

[@fanonfrenzy3809]

So constructive feed back? that may have been the best thing sense ETTS. Please make more.

[@Canadianenclave]

You had me at “corpse starch ‘Tater chips”

[@xXx_Regulus_xXx]

that one second snippet of noosphere had me thinking there was going to be some sort of confrontation there, lol

[@gleblvov379]

Holly Shit thats gold! My Insurance doesnt cover Chaos invasions

[@edsheeranahmet6572]

Pure Kino, blessed as always

[@CocoHutzpah]

Careful, brother. If these get any better, GW's going to send an "Ork sniper" after you

[@khaimk4r4su]

ah! Something to brighten up my late Thursdae evening :D

[@jamesheinze4202]

These are actual fucking gold

[@nelsondisalvatore9812]

"Choppa and shotta" I see what you did there 10/10

[@secondarytrollaccount]

I like the hammer and bolter reference b4 the admech gets out of the car

[@LiquidOcelot1459]

Oh snap! That's my EXACT car dash board! Scion XB 4 Lyfe son!

[@AeromatterYT]

If I ever make an ork army, I'm going to have the vehicle drivers punching out their own windows, coz theyz hot innit

[@zeehero7280]

Choppa and Shoota is that a jab at Hammer and Bolter? 🤣 "Basically a slideshow"

[@KrasnayaArmada]

Flows like a river amazing work

[@secondarytrollaccount666]

I should claim my grocery store in the name of the ruinous powers

[@SomeRamenDude]

I also like hey two says that the whole toaster thing is a stereotype thing

[@danielrocha2198]

These tech and mek videos are the best! Love it!

[@TheLastRaven]

My favorite duo has returned for another awesome adventure.

[@soundestguitar20]

This is halarious, I love it, and I want to watch it forever :)

[@jokeen2006]

Lol, 200 troops to take down one Heretic Astartes.

[@nick8576]

this is so good dont stop making these

[@MrOtakuPanda]

Very nice 🗿👌

[@tim_the_traveler]

Don't know how I ended up here, but I don't regret diving into this silly video.

[@bathory3434]

i legitimately look forward to new episodes of this show

[@_TrashBoat_]

Dude these are so gold love it

[@mrjoe332]

Love that they went from meeting in the battle field and being occasional allies to hanging out at the dump site and having domestic life shenanigans

[@spooch3257]

These are incredible

[@hellothere5963]

Brilliant lmao, i loved the tom cruise reference