Dreadful "Would You Rather" Questions - Chuckle Sandwich EP 92

[@FloatingMegane]

Thanks to Ted for featuring my animation on the intro! An absolute honor as always 🙏

[@nathanw499]

It is an incredible animation, the full thing is so friggin good.

[@puppy2745]

I LOVED IT SM was so pleasantly surprised to see it in this chuckle sammy :3

[@RaptorsVevo]

I don't think its been said enough yet, your animation is absolutely top tier. Love it

[@private3146]

That's a crazy good animation!

[@lpc9929]

I am infertile from eating scented candles

[@R0ZEStv]

enough of “i might be hung over” i’m ready for a chuckle episode where both schlatt and ted are plastered

[@honey-po9ij]

let's be real here schlatt is always plastered

[@farvabk]

Fun fact: they have been absolutely wasted since Charles V left

[@shoutxv]

ya i want them to tar and feather tucker

[@monogamousmatt546]

With cellotape.

[@dillonroos5145]

We need Chuckle Night

[@yurinator6136]

Step 1: Meet Schlatt at public venue. Step 2: Fully recite the entirety of “Ranking Your UNSETTLING Tiktoks” without breaking eye contact.

[@goddammiteythan]

beatbox the background music too

[@hillelkita2354]

"Wow this guy is definitely going on top of my UNSETTLING Tiktoks tier list" Schlatt after meeting you perhaps

[@tonyjones8706]

Very important halfway through you have to lick your lips

[@AdamMythen-lj5ee]

​@@tonyjones8706spit on Ur fingers and rub Ur eyes

[@arkhamjamesv]

"Is Baby Gronk the new rizz king?"

[@exileisland2675]

They both look like 2 extremes of dads. Ted doesn't let his kids have sugar and Schlatt eats dinner in the garage.

[@jest3rr_]

Ted sleeps with his wife/gf and schlatt sleeps on the couch.

[@dominicthedefiant3210]

Schlatt beats his kids

[@plushiskunk]

@@jest3rr_he sleeps in the driveway

[@tylerhilpisch7850]

They both look like different types of Step Dads

[@ghostinng274]

Schlatt looks like my uncle before he went bald lol he was a huge drunk

[@grapefruite6688]

Petition for the next podcast episode to just be Ted speaking in riddles, and Schlatt speaking is rhymes

[@soup-de2jf]

I don’t think any of us have the mental capacity or have 0 self respect to watch that fully so maybe 20 mins of it MAX

[@bigchadman3096]

that would be so fucking terrible yet at the same time so entertaining

[@zyschostreamermakeszeirdfa1713]

distractible already did it

[@rec8127]

one of them will tell the truth, and the other will always lie

[@Jax675]

if distractible can do it so can they

[@TheRealMarriott]

The best podcast to listen to while eating unlimited bacon but not playing any games

[@Ixarus6713]

Or playing games, unlimited game and no games!

[@TheRealMarriott]

When did this get 500 likes

[@HobieClark]

Being worried about Schlatt isn't something you become, it's just kinda something you always are.

[@blue_shadow6176]

It’s not a feeling it’s a permanent state of being

[@arckryptic6318]

@@blue_shadow6176I have never been a permanent resident of Ohio

[@fruitjuice3480]

this is exactly how i should be described

[@godassasin8097]

​@@fruitjuice3480you should be described as a beverage

[@plantedbarnacle3353]

it's the kind of primordial fear you inherently just feel deep in the back tendrils of your mind.

[@Lemxiety]

This is the perfect podcast to listen to while on 3% and not wanting to plug in your phone even though your charger is right next to you.

[@jetnikolai112]

I'm actually at 12% for this episode

[@jspyke_]

4% for me, hope i make it thru

[@vandanke]

i kid you not that is exactly the situation I'm in rn, including the 3%

[@mayhemilyy]

i did this a lot until i got put on SSRIs

[@aqua-bery]

97% for me since I'm watching in the morning

[@IrishBoy317]

You know it's gonna be a crazy episode when it starts with Ted talking about alcohol.

[@wynsik]

Alcohol

[@Shazlick]

so true

[@donovanskillman2557]

You know it’s going to be crazy when it’s would you rather

[@MF_JACK]

Chuckle Sandwich and Cold Ones crossover episode. It's almost too perfect for the name itself.

[@jefffoxworthyspen680]

You know it’s gonna be a crazy episode when Ted.

[@rustygardenspigot]

Ted has openly admitted it takes less than a drop of alcohol to get him hungover and yet he keeps going back. I'm proud of him! It's progress over perfection, boys

[@thatwaterriver3824]

?

[@mrbogs4591]

schlatt and ted never fail to make my day worse!

[@A_Toaster]

Hey bud, your thinking of sleep deprived, this is the good podcast.

[@kingofsomething3250]

Met Ted in person, and he was nicer than he seemed! He even hit my esophagus with his frying pan 2 times instead of 1!

[@thesecretlifeof_lana]

you mean Jacklyn-Rascal Schlatt .

[@Thew-The_W]

​@@A_Toasteryou're*

[@Memu_]

learn new jokes!

[@davidk2189]

We should have a whole episode where Schlatt only rhymes and Ted only speaks in riddles. Tucker can sing or something.

[@erionnetic1626]

He beatboxes while Schlatt rhymes

[@DoughnutDragon]

Ted choosing 10 songs while wanting to make movies is hilarious. He'd have to use the 10 same songs in every movie.

[@menacing_name]

And one of them would be Darth Vader vs Adolf Hitler (but tbh he probably could just have the music director take care of it and wear earplugs or something whenever the music comes on)

[@DoughnutDragon]

@@menacing_name yup.

[@cryptobe3202]

ted has the vibes of someone with a peanut allergy

[@coffin7904]

Lmfao

[@aurelien5747]

That’s so weirdly accurate

[@aineheckenshrek]

i dont know what this means, but I am in Full Agreement

[@Stella.22g]

I'm in agreement

[@aech-em]

10:00 Ted literally said “do u guys ever have fun with ur friends even when ur not getting paid for it? just a silly little thing i do :3”

[@Le_Confuzzlement]

Schlatt coming after Ted for being allergic to apples while being allergic to being outside himself is so unserious ☠️

[@wrinkliestdog]

yeah like he's literally alergic to touching grass he isn't in the place to speak out of line

[@hjonkhjonkamgoose]

As someone who legitimately has a sun allergy, I can't talk shit about people who have weird allergies.

[@Le_Confuzzlement]

@@hjonkhjonkamgoose oh wow that's interesting. So do you always have to make sure that you wear sunscreen when you go outside?

[@hjonkhjonkamgoose]

@@Le_Confuzzlement not necessarily. I explain it as this Some people when they are outside for a long time either 1. Tan , or 2. Burn I don't tan. I go straight to burn but WORSE. When I was five, we were outside for a long time at a pool. Later that night, my back was all burned and rashy. The worst pain I've ever had to this day. Imagine a little kid, shirt off, cry on the carpet trying to scratch the shit out of his blistered back. We went to the doctor and found I had a sun allergy. When I swim, I have to wear a UV shirt to protect myself. When I did marching band in highschool, I was miserable regardless of how much sunscreen I wore. It's only realistically an issue when in outside for longer than about 30 mins to an hour. But obviously I wouldn't need sunscreen if I'm getting the mail, or walking to somewhere you know? I definitely get my fair share of shit from my friends for it. I can't even blame em either. I'd make fun of a friend if they were allergic to the damn sun too.

[@Diraije]

Nice to see tucker talking more and more each episode!

[@TuckerKeane]

They been letting me increase word allotment per episode for a small fee so if I'm feeling chatty I can purchase some more words that episode.

[@Diraije]

@@TuckerKeaneoh my goodness it’s the real tucker! It’s a honour to meet you sir

[@jare114]

@@TuckerKeaneI love you tucker But not in a gay way

[@LessTh3nThree]

@@TuckerKeaneman I thought #givetuckerafacecam was an effective hashtag 🤧🤧😂😂

[@Tull_Loves_You]

Hell yeah! And to all the Tucker haters... FUCK YOU!!!!!

[@yourbasicninja]

Now I want to hear an AI Cover of Ted and Schlatt doing Nerd vs Geek

[@papapocky420]

This is the perfect podcast to listen to while imagining yourself as a part of the conversation, making funny one liners.

[@ItsCheesy]

We are gifted with all these chuckle sandwich episodes

[@Ixarus6713]

Incorrect. We are haunted by them.... Every night in my dreams I see him crunch down on a new food... pickles.. no! Peppers! NO! Avocado... Will I be able to stomach tonight's nightmare? Or will this night be my last?? ... Find out in today's episode of Chuckle Sandwich! :D

[@jennfreeman1962]

​@@Ixarus6713What a pleasant dream. We truly are gifted with all the Chuckle Sandwhich episodes. 🔫

[@vampgoosh]

the tucker interruption about the essex was so amazing to hear as a native nantucketer and someone who worked at the historical association - love when big channels talk about us! would also be more than willing to help organize chuckle sandwich coming to the island to see the whaling museum!

[@coffin7904]

What a fucking tangent lmfao

[@vampgoosh]

@@coffin7904 tangents are the best

[@Jackharris605]

My dad worked for the NHA so I used to go there a ton after closing and am also a native Nantucketer

[@vampgoosh]

@@Jackharris605 LMAO??? another nantucketer?? that’s so crazy i rarely meet other ppl on YT from nantucket

[@M_murph19]

This is the perfect podcast to listen to while my campus has no power and my phone is at 15% and won’t be able to finish the entire thing most likely!

[@incription]

Not my problem

[@incription]

I have power

[@A_Toaster]

Just charge it? Moron.

[@parkcorn]

That does NOT sound like my problem

[@parkcorn]

I have enough power to finish the episode of the podcast bro

[@andymontalvo4876]

It’s so sad that Charlie got blown up because the riddles vs rhymes conversation between the three of them would have been one of the greats. And it would have really helped Teds case if he could say a single riddle or rhyme, meanwhile Schlatt was dropping bars.

[@eliashoussney995]

Imagine giving heart felt advice to a friend while they are crying but you are rhyming

[@profitablebumbum]

LMAO tucker being so confident in other people hating cantaloupe is gold

[@lospereye]

I’m with Tucker here, cantaloupe is the ABSOLUTE WORST. Can’t wait to be a guest on this illustrious podcast to talk with Tucker about how bad cantaloupe is

[@HannahWoycik]

i have hyperhidrosis, an excessive sweating condition, and hearing ted talk about his sweating so casually (whether he has that specific condition or not) and nobody being mean about it, just accepting that that’s how he is, was REALLY nice to hear. it’s something i’m super self conscious about, so i appreciate the chill convo. love u guys ♥️

[@anonymous_Covers]

Seeing parts of Megg's animation in the intro is the coolest shit ever. Perfect podcast to listen to while struggling to draw Jschlatt

[@WyattBoettger-o4y]

Can’t believe chuckle sandwich wasn’t nominated, top tier content

[@ColagteUnReal]

The perfect podcast to listen too while debateing being a woman or lizard

[@aurelien5747]

Baldurs gate 3 issues

[@Stella.22g]

The gays lately

[@TheHambone198]

Date: September 6, 2023 Today, I immersed myself in the world of Chuckle Sandwich, a podcast featuring the delightful duo of Jschlatt and Ted Nivison. Their infectious camaraderie and humor provide a much-needed escape from the daily grind. Whether they're discussing internet culture or sharing personal anecdotes, their unique bond shines through. Listening to their laughter-filled conversations reminds me of the importance of genuine connections in our digital age, and I eagerly anticipate each episode for a dose of joy and insight.

[@thoppann9040]

This is the perfect podcast to watch while accidentally tripping off a 400mg Nerds Rope

[@SkellyCass]

Lmao

[@strawberryvenom405]

The fact that I opened and started eating a pack of skittles right as Schlatt said “I am hungry. I want skittles,” must mean that he is a god like being who can see everything.

[@flaqiy]

Todays his birthday

[@Christopher-ij5mz]

25:45 Schlingle took off his headset and I was so used to seeing him with it on that I genuinely got jumpscared. It was like that uncanny valley feeling.

[@pyjamadays]

i was listening with audio so i went back to this part, holy shit that is scary!

[@waltuh979]

Love that you guys added parts from the Fan-Animation intro into the actual intro

[@Zenophax]

I have never heard a better description of waking up hungover than " a haze of regret"... thank you, Theodore, for accurately describing this feeling for the first time ever recorded

[@andrewthompson7809]

This is the perfect podcast to listen to while remembering the one year anniversary of Schlatt's meeting with the queen.

[@Stella.22g]

She didn't last long after that, did she

[@ClearB4Secrets]

I have never realized how happy I could've been if this weekly podcast was weekly

[@JUMMER69420]

We know what "Ted" did to the podcast nominee...let's just say he had to pay for a trauma victims knee surgery the same night.

[@cliffhamilton2857]

That poor bat...oh the humanity.

[@mothchrist8683]

This is the perfect podcast to listen to while you Dread what Ted will do to you

[@lorynfry12]

You can’t convince me that Ted isn’t still a lil drunk in this episode😂

[@m_ism]

30:15 - "they don't have a magnificent call, they're more screechy and annoying" truly, the spirit of America.

[@nukeacola3]

Currently engulfing 10 gallons of hot cocoa but can’t stop chuckling

[@rec8127]

WHY you need to add marshmallows first! 🤗

[@nukeacola3]

@@rec8127 I DIDNT HAVE ANY

[@carazy123_]

1:07 LEGENDARY reference from Jlaschtt Legit stopped the audio-only podcast to pull it up here so I could comment.

[@TheMegid]

As a CTE (Certified Tucker Enjoyer) i very much enjoyed seeing Tucker in this episode.

[@hiashi1943]

I love the idea of the riddles versus rhymes being that it just makes you talk in that way, so it's either you're the Riddler and just sounding insane, or you're pulling out the most insane wraps like you're Eminem or something

[@davidholm4999]

Fun fact, apple and pollen allergy are connected. Some people with pollen allergy are allergic to birch pollen, and those people can also be allergic to apples because of a specific protein they share. Personally, my throat gets itchy when I eat apples, so I just always avoided them. And my pollen allergy is super bad during spring or early summer, which is when birch pollen usually peaks.

[@polaris6709]

Feels good to see JSchlogg again. Sometimes I think he’s still with us. RIP Jschlapp

[@NutBreadMSMC]

this is the perfect podcast to edge for 48 hours to

[@Kheays]

God I love the number one comedy podcast where schlatt and Ted make 0 jokes and threaten lives

[@viggow828]

ted as a fellow sweater, it warms my hearth to see one of our kind get as far as you. we really can make it. thank you

[@Sticks_And_Glue]

29:04 what schlatt says is really satisfying to hear it just sounds good

[@ainsleymatthews8099]

every time tucker smiles/laughs im reminded why ted calls him a cherub

[@lmaojillian]

schlatt is such an inside person i cannot imagine this man outdoors

[@j_0anna]

this is the perfect podcast to listen to while procrastinating washing your hair even though it's been nearly two weeks!

[@ronbongson7147]

"I AM HUNGRY! I WANT SKITTLES!" - Julian Schlatt

[@BookofMourne]

This is the perfect podcast to listen to whilst pickling my fingers

[@ElaineClush]

Ten songs isn't even a full album for most of my favorite albums. But as someone who's going to go to school for film scoring, man either choice sounds like a fate worse than death.

[@ShadowMewto]

Schlatt being allergic to grass is the most perfect thing possible

[@justalittlebitepic035]

This is the perfect podcast to listen to while staying up way too late the day before school starts

[@jasperb9233]

Last time I heard the name Jacklyn-Rascal ‘Schlatt’ was in ‘99. The results of uttering that name still resonate to this day

[@rki]

ted stood so unbelievably still at 18:11 i thought my computer froze for a second

[@cqurt]

This is the perfect podcast to listen to while listening to Bambi by Hippo Campus and sipping on crisp Wall Drug water.

[@andrewg.3281]

The best part of only ten songs is that you can watch as many movies as you want, but they will only have those ten songs in them. You'll be watching the Lion King and instead of circle of life you'll be hearing, "MY NAME IS ADOLF HITLER"

[@pg14s]

I have school tomorrow and I’m scared as hell, thank you for this podcast to help me calm down❤

[@BusDayHeadz]

This newly announced Schlatt v. Shetty beef is giving me life.

[@persuisixh4804]

i cant believe they got through the entire ryhme vs riddle section without bringing up rapping

[@dubslymp4]

Can’t believe Ted convinced that guy to record again

[@RoyLevan]

the best podcast to listen to when you’re tired of listening to the voices

[@alexanuzbach1412]

im usually a lurker on these podcasts but TED THANK YOU FOR THE FRUIT ALLERGY REPRESENTATION. im allergic to apples, peaches, plums, nectarines, cherries, and possibly grapes and avocado. i can eat all of it cooked or processed?? though like apple pie, applesauce etc though

[@cnner1997]

I love the GMM song references 😂 Such a throwback for me, I haven't heard or thought of those songs in I while

[@jk-nz9bq]

I met Ted at the streamys! He took a picture with me then took my kneecaps! Great guy! (I actually did meet him though he was very nice we had a wonderful conversation.)

[@catexplosive]

the amount of happiness I felt when I saw they put a bit of the fan made intro

[@DanielJarvis1]

GIVE US MORE MERCH!!! I crave Chuckle Merch with my whole heart and soul. I’m goosin’ for a new shirt or a new pin or sticker or even a plushie or something

[@RobwithoneB]

This is the perfect podcast to listen to while actively refusing to take your schizophrenia meds

[@a..2490]

Wow what great episode. I can’t believe I watched it all already

[@sanddunesppo5170]

this is the perfect podcast to watch while listening to another episode of chuckle sandwich in the background

[@kaylavassie]

thank you tucker for clarifying the merch shipping dates cuz i’m EAGER to get my crewneck

[@litsodaa]

Do not get me wrong, I love the current room. But, The TV in jschlatt's background with the empty ass room was one of my favorite backgrounds of his

[@cryptic_kay]

21:47 if a friend of mine slowly started referring to themselves as the riddler it would quickly become less fun and more concerning

[@cryptic_kay]

That being said, riddling all the way 100%

[@thatonedonkey5655]

i wonder when ted will let schlatt leave the recording dungeon

[@keiradimarcello]

wow! three chuckles this month. perfect to help me get over the 5 small children i killed while driving!

[@3HUNNAGLORYBOY]

ted and schlatt never fails to spread my cheeks open and pump me with joy and happiness

[@catsarefancy9053]

Same

[@MrRickulus]

This episode just made me love Tucker even more! I love that Chuckle Sandwich's 'Guy in the Chair' can also match the random, unhinged energy of Schlatt and Ted with a non-sequitur or two!

[@joey-bt4gv]

This is the perfect podcast to listen to while having a schizophrenic episode

[@samuryebread1065]

The best bird is obviously like a parrot or something. They live forever and can talk, you'd become a bird celebrity lol

[@BookofMourne]

Me personally, I Would most definitely recite the "Tribute To Minecraft" without error or diffuculty in the slightest

[@nateatsoap]

tucker is so right about cantaloupe and honeydew melons, justice for my man

[@dennisa7784]

This is the perfect podcast to listen to while forming a parasocial relationship

[@Kaelicles]

Always love another "Would You Rather" episode, but I'm dying to hear Its_Jawsh on the podcast!

[@TuckerKeane]

Yum Yum Podcast

[@neutrailmix]

this is the perfect podcast to listen to while my dog is puking in the background!!

[@BriariusTitan]

this is the perfect podcast to listen to while clogging a toilet at a party

[@JaxonKlaus]

The real would you rather question is would you rather have unlimited bacon, but no more games, or games, unlimited games, but no games.

[@icyinfernoyt7317]

Damn, you didn't win anything? You will always be one of the podcasts of all time in my eyes

[@averyleffler4501]

This is probably the most tame and normal I've seen Schlatt in any of these lmao

[@kenji7318]

I think they should add the iCarly woo and cheer sound effect for whenever Tucker makes his first appearance

[@SeaForest]

LETS GO MEGG!! With those clean Intro animation parts 👌🏻🔥

[@graciegiannelli6866]

watching two chuckle podcasts at the same time atm

[@Hero_DZN]

This is the perfect podcast to listen to while washing the dishes

[@Hero_DZN]

Washinsg the dished as we sdpek