Reading Your Terrible Mail Submissions - Chuckle Sandwich EP 93

[@ShokoSuperior]

I love how Ted and Schlatt have good quality cameras, and then it suddenly cuts to Tucker and it looks like he’s in a Russian gulag.

[@jest3rr_]

BAHAHAHA IM CRYING 😭

[@mushroomy9899]

mmm… no the camera quality would be better, that’s a north korean one.

[@Memu_]

​@@jest3rr_ I hate you

[@xolsbowls]

i like how tucker isn’t there until ted mentions him and he materializes into the podcast

[@theb33prince]

lurking in the shadows watching with greedy eyes waiting for his cue to terrorize the eyes and ears of Chuckle Sandwich Listeners

[@jack_the_wendigo]

Schlatt: "How come I'm not getting sponsors from Universal?" Also Schlatt: "I killed the Queen."

[@charlessousa9834]

Learning that Ted can give people cancer is like the ninth worst thing I’ve learned from this podcast

[@thatonememer69]

What were the other 8?

[@lpc9929]

l am infertile from eating scented candles

[@charlessousa9834]

@@thatonememer69 I would have to think but the worst is probably that schlatt stopped drinking because sober schlatt is scarier than drunk schlatt

[@striker8961]

What’s in the milk Ted! What’s in the MILK!?!?!

[@exalted_space9224]

yeah...

[@fr0stbite797]

I made a comment about it on a previous Chuckle Sandwich, but Tucker deserves a spot in the introduction, and ya know what? I’m gonna do something about it, This is the official petition to make Tucker a full member of the Chuckle Sandwich, like to sign.

[@asmodahlia]

It should be like a 5 second section that's super jarring where he silently stares into the camera before cutting back to the theme

[@chilly_dog8686]

It should be 90% of the intro

[@chilly_dog8686]

Cause he's so handsome of course

[@jeffreyant7936]

I put that in a chuckle mail a few weeks ago

[@LessTh3nThree]

I know what must be done

[@ponod]

I think that a "Finding out the worst Pizza toppings" video would be great

[@cosmiccrux]

vouch

[@wulfytime9981]

vouch

[@godassasin8097]

hcuov

[@birbloveromega5555]

Vouch

[@62739--_--]

vouch

[@just_a_guyyep9840]

This is a pretty small podcast but I know you guys can get there one day

[@whato2051]

Do you know this is famous KZbinrs jschlatt and ted nivisin?

[@риррор]

​@@whato2051they get that a lot! it's actually jschloop and tod television

[@mfaerita]

@@whato2051 r/woooosh

[@cf8979]

@@whato2051no its not

[@rwholemilkisgood5050]

@@mfaerita who still says this shit

[@andrewthompson7809]

Still can't believe Schlatt is no longer with us. At least Ted and Tucker were able to create a Schlatt AI so they could continue the podcast. It's what Schlatt would've wanted. RIP Big Guy. Gone but not forgotten 🕊

[@buttersticks7877]

I think it is infinitely entertaining to me that my first time purchasing furniture on my own autonomously consisted of me buying a beautiful floral couch that had zero damage and was super duper comfortable off of Facebook marketplace for $10 in a town with a population under 100,000, while Ted, in one of the largest cities in the United States with literally millions of people and hundreds of thousands of secondhand listings, purchased a shitty couch off the shelf for $450 and called it a good deal.

[@goon-705]

Ted putting up a persona about breaking people's kneecaps and then being surprised people would tie him to Jimmy Buffet's death has to be some kind of irony. Not that Ted is wrong in thinking that it's disrespectful but I think anyone could see this coming from a mile away.

[@Diraije]

This is the perfect podcast to listen to while covering up the murder of a restaurant chain owner

[@crimjim2912]

FNAF reference, i think? (idk I never learned the lore-)

[@TonyMaynard-SD]

are you talking about jimmy buffet 😭

[@Pururut]

This is the perfect comment to read while not being able to understand context clues

[@Diraije]

@@crimjim2912bro didn’t even listen to the podcast lmao

[@pomuf_]

​@@crimjim2912bro you get context for this in the first minute

[@manny72512]

This is the perfect podcast to watch after “Schlatt” locked me in the pantry for 2 weeks

[@claibrey_is_silly]

oh, you got the pantry? they sent me to the shed in the forest :(

[@thenickelman9609]

lucky! i got locked in a coffin underwater@@claibrey_is_silly

[@claibrey_is_silly]

​@thenickelman9609 oh that's a bad one. I heard there was once a guy named Charlie who got "The Room With The Creature..."

[@A_Toaster]

Literally me

[@thatoneperson-wq7mq]

I get locked in the attic

[@alexrose2089]

Tucker’s explanation of a Yorkshire pudding (I guess they’re call popovers in the US?) was crazyyy! It’s nothing like a croissant! They are made with a batter like a pancake, they are difficult to describe but they’re like a light, fluffy and kind of bready. They are probably the best part of a roast dinner!

[@snowinginsummer1]

I was looking for this comment omg, I had no clue what he was talking about!

[@2ameli3]

Why do they have to rename every lol.

[@JonnyTF2]

@@2ameli3 90% of the time you guys renamed something and we just use the old name

[@shmev1338]

@@JonnyTF2name 50 examples

[@kh-wp1mj]

i think they just smth else entirely since he didnt call it yorkshire pudding or describe it like one

[@thesullster4859]

I’m so glad that we’re back to weekly chuckling

[@allanrincon7200]

New video: Schlatt and Ted switch bodies. They literally just act like each other and that’s it. 20 minutes of that with an ExpressVPN sponsor too.

[@mocaroxox]

ted and schlatt never fail to look incredibly handsome, also, happy late birthday schlatt

[@Nate-ej5os]

Perfect podcast to listen to while committing securities fraud!

[@iworshiptoddhoward1672]

If Jschlatt makes a cigarette company I will unironically become a heavy smoker

[@SonaLovesick]

funny sticks

[@eethr6306]

the mocap guy who does “schlatt” was super accurate, the cgi is improving since the accident

[@netapel2625]

This is the perfect podcast to listen to while planning the downfall of Rhett and Link from Good Mythical Morning.

[@SpecialInterestShow]

Ted: "clay... The stuff you dig up in Minecraft to make bricks" Ted... what do you think irl bricks are made out of, Ted?

[@waltuh979]

This is the perfect podcast to listen to whilst I recover from Ted's onslaught

[@wofi784]

Losing my mind at Tucker calling Yorkshire puddings "Popovers"

[@joeyjackson4169]

The hiatus is coming soon, it’s too good of a podcast to actually be weekly

[@jaqmc]

Seeing a new pod is almost as good as when Schlatt and Ted chucked me from both ends

[@RogosRinted]

🤨🤨

[@Animethighsxd]

Ayo 🤨

[@Saxxy_Mann]

this comment is rancid

[@mitdetski]

Dont turn this into Balarke 's comment section😭

[@Bridgemuffin]

In almost every episode you can see a window in everyone’s setup and I like to see what time of day they films these episodes. In this episode I like that you can tell that they are in different parts of the country based on how dark it is. I like that you can see how it gets darker out Schlatt’s window.

[@egghaverr]

Timestamps: 33:10 ted thinks of Dream and emphasizes what he means 58:19 podcast ends

[@Ttoast0]

Very helpful, thanks

[@kadencesc]

thank you

[@Kaylila]

Not a big deal bit that clip in the old intro with Ted flipping the knife was cool and really gave me a dopamine hit - I looked forward to it every time.

[@lillybee2951]

I can’t lie, I also believed Ted had to do with Jimmy buffets death. Or atleast his video finally gave him the ability to truly rest.

[@alexadougal2381]

I always know that after I see 3 or more episodes of a podcast in a month that there’s going to be like a month or longer hiatus lol. It always happens

[@Beanpolr]

Distractible on the grind

[@CorruptionStudios.]

Ted and Schlatt never fail to pin me against the wall, and tag team me. Spreading me like butter, making me quiver and scream.

[@L0USIANA]

This is rancid

[@Squidzard]

Word

[@mr.pers0n380]

This is vile

[@landolibear]

the vid hasn't even been out for 5 mins WHAT THE HELL😭

[@Gillion_x3]

Screaming in horror

[@ImDaniel3]

Tucker needs to be featured in the intro. But only comedically short

[@henrymellor9760]

40:10 if you get a sectional couch and then later have more space and get the new pieces, it's gonna be super weird because the original pieces will look aged and the new pieces will look brand new. Just sell your old couch and get a new one if you get more space.

[@LaurenTheorist]

6:22 - I was never allowed aspartame growing up because my mom was sure I would get cancer so I always had to check gum labels and that sort of thing. The other kids thought I was so weird.

[@jadab33_]

This is the perfect podcast to listen to after applying for college

[@jare114]

Good luck

[@frogsalad]

i hope you get accepted!

[@areyoulostbabygorl231]

good luck ! 🫶

[@cf8979]

Good luck!!!!

[@jadab33_]

Thank you guys! I officially just completed all the parts of my application so I’ll hear back from them within this week :)

[@HyperInkling]

Lmao, Ted and “Schlatt” are so funny CHUNGO IS WATCHING

[@e.8730]

bearded dragon guy; my sister has a one and he is absolutely the cutest thing! the baby ones are very hyperactive but once they grow older they slow down and become very chill. their poop smells like absolute death though. she has a fridge in her room to keep the live bugs to munch on, and then keeps paper towels to take care of him. she spritzes the salads she makes him so he they’re nice and moist and he can get plenty of water. they also brumate!! it’s like simpler hibernation. they calm down and tuck away and rest for awhile, couple of weeks. my sister’s just left brumation and it’s been so exciting to see him again! they walk like baby gators, it’s so cute. feelin his little claws walk across my belly when i’m laying with him is so funny

[@e.8730]

oh cage is expensive though!! cage and lamps, she’s spent quite a bit on those.

[@sillywillywillysilly]

this is the best podcast to listen to while being tried in court for triple homicide

[@Holy_Moly69]

So happy to see that awesome animated intro in the actual intro!

[@erosirisgrey]

The “dough” is called fufu! It is boiled and pounded cassava root or African yam, and is a very common swallow is west African countries. It’s delicious with all sorts of stews and such 💕 And also, as an English person as well, Sunday roast is delish! It’s Yorkshire pudding, some roast meat, roasted veg and gravy! So yummy and actually way better for you than what he’s saying 😅😅

[@DSR-fg3jx]

I feel too blessed with the rate these podcasts are coming out

[@morgan7003]

38:43 reminds me of sigmund freud's eel experiment, one of the funniest things of all time. glad to see this podcast following in siggy's footsteps!

[@ZeeJay1776-hq2jp]

"Well, Mall of America, I mean.. it's like a mall" Thank you Ted for your very wise words. Lmao

[@xedarlugo4709]

I love when I get a notification from my favourite podcast. It’s always a delight

[@thekennek]

15:45 you're thinking of fufu. It's called different things depending on the country but it's popular in several african countries!

[@TheOfficialGuy24]

5:08 Tucker Reveal

[@davidtheboss22]

4:30 The way he turned after his headphones fell off☠

[@BoxWizard]

This is the perfect podcast to accidentally burn my mac and cheese to.

[@kerodine]

This is the perfect podcast to watch after being released from Jshit’s basement

[@eggsarny]

28:00 "hey everyone, my name is schlatt, today we're playing some city skylines 2. Today's video is sponsored by Paradox Interactive and Phillip Morris!"

[@panbananek1501]

This podcast makes me sane (somehow)

[@darcywolfe2375]

15:51 fufu! I've seen it too, rly want to try it sometime

[@animator1110.]

my parents have forced me to live with an alcoholic that spends his days killing himself with the drink, and since it has made me want to not work and has given me a growing feeling of apathy i really identified with schlatt's speech about the topic

[@dilangreene03]

Can totally vouch for the Sunday Roast dude. Went to London for the first time earlier this year and our first real dinner of the week was at a pub for Sunday Roast. Left a very good first impression. Same goes for the fish & chips. I'm from NY but I've had fish & chips in Cape Cod a few times, but what I had in London blew it out of the water. Would love to try Ireland's eventually to compare.

[@greenad1993]

35:57 "I couldn't be 2mad" - Jschlatt

[@UltimateGoose58]

Perfect podcast to listen while finally being consistent again

[@katieorsomething115]

i love when my favourite podcast uploads! this one's okay too

[@Creepernom]

Always super excited when a new episode appears! It's the only podcast I always listen to.

[@leahnorberg2189]

Them learning about Sunday roast is hilarious (I'm not British but) thought it was like a common thing lmao

[@demonicrgc]

this is the perfect podcast to watch whilst twirling my hair out of excitement

[@koltrol4370]

Hey, Ted and Schlatt. Just wanted to tell you that I enjoy your content and that I’m always really happy to see you upload. /j

[@callumcampbell3937]

My favorite chuckle sandwich member is chuckle sandwich highlights

[@vimmmey]

this is the best podcast to watch after you hit a family of 5 with your Ford Bronco

[@thomaslewis247]

In response to Ted @19:40 talking about the best fish and chips, there's this place called lava lava or lava on the beach on the Biggest island of Hawaii (named Mona I believe), which first off is a really cool place because its an outdoor restaurant where you're literally sitting in chairs on the beach (hench the name) and the fish and chips that I got there was not just the best fish and chips ever, but was by far the best meal that I think I've ever had in my entire life. The tartar sauce was by far the best sauce I've ever had, and this is from a guy that doesn't even like tartar sauce so I almost didn't even try it but I'm telling you, this stuff is the real deal

[@virtuallykaitlynn]

For the soda video thing just get a soda stream machine and mix weird combos of the flavoring they have, kool-Aid packets, crystal light packets, extracts, etc..

[@virtuallykaitlynn]

Or tornai syrups!

[@Gratych]

Can’t believe “KZbin Comments” Haven’t gotten funnier in 2 years

[@mikelavit]

Getting consistent chuckle sandwich episodes feels odd, I'm not used to this

[@jake-vu7cj]

i actually like tucker a lot he should be a legit member and be apart of the whole convo

[@spookydigit]

Can confirm a Sunday roast is exactly how Shatt described. It's a GOD tier meal.

[@Billy_Hughes]

Fun fact: If you want fresh McDonald's food ask for no salt on the fries or nuggets, because they cook them with salt they have to do a fresh batch. If you'd like salt afterwards just get a salt packet and just put it on.

[@confusedbot]

Omfg they added the chuckle sandwich anime intro into the actual intro, love it

[@aarai9451]

For someone who smokes, I'm genuinely excited for funny sticks to be real.

[@Diraije]

I love the trend of the mid-episode Tucker-Talk!

[@neutrailmix]

this is the perfect podcast to listen to after just sobbing your eyes out at therapy

[@SimonNilges]

I was so hoping that after dropping his headphones that Shlek would put on another pair and gaslight Ted about it like the good old days

[@xtremetyfighter8076]

Love that they started talking about the ice cream video and I rewatched it literally last night THEYRE IN MY HEAD

[@whiteespada]

This is literally the only podcast I enjoy listening to.

[@murpheyholloran1067]

My favorite podcast to watch while living in a monstrous existence!

[@jeviljuice1633]

This is the perfect podcast to watch after Ted Nivison gave me irreversible brain damage by beating my head with a 5 kg dumbbell

[@convict3]

Love that in the 10 minute section titled "sleep deprived gaming", sleep deprived gaming is talked about for less than 20 seconds

[@liamanderson8789]

Can we just admit that tucker is a full on host of the podcast now? I for one am all for it, hes great.

[@ALEXD4WN]

Thx for uploading on my birthday❤

[@elijahcox1521]

This is the perfect podcast to listen to while writing my dnd killer.

[@ronanmchugh2253]

All the couch talk has made me realise that Tucker’s house is gorgeous

[@Shavalo64]

"you killed jimmy buffet" "welcome to chuckle sandwich" xDD

[@viggosevenhant5595]

Thank you for this episode:) been having a panic episode all day and this is helping me calm down.

[@gargamancula5158]

This is the perfect podcast to listen to while shaving the hairs off of a family of four whilst they’re all sleeping to use for voodoo dolls in order to control them, forcing them to rob various banks and tieing up “loose ends”.

[@SolvingOurKreation]

You all really help me out so much.. I love you guys.

[@TillyCorbin]

This is the perfect podcast to watch if you miss when schlatt was alive

[@Diraije]

This podcast reminds me of when Ted and Schlong (bless his heart RIP) sent me 5 pounds of C4 plastic explosives in the Mail!

[@noot1254]

What a great podcast to juggle a Bounceable Yellow Smiley Bouncy Ball to!

[@blazingpanda6717]

Schlatt saying "couch DLC" made me laugh harder then I should've lol

[@raptoraide]

"We got a major cooldown on our ultimate" is the best sentence I hear today

[@uselesspotato_]

In Ireland we also have the Sunday roast. I think our version might be different to what they have going on the UK, but it's definitely one of my favourite meals. Would 100% recommend.

[@Jeterfan906]

Ted you freed Jimmy Buffet from the curse that made him live an island life. He’s now free

[@laurenmiller9143]

LMAO

[@Nclovedme]

Needed this one today. Thanks

[@maddygeezkneez1155]

Idk if its just me but schlatt seems more enthusiastic this ep, i hope it's a sign that he's enjoying the content he makes more! That or he was finally successful in shaking off the feds from his countless instances of tax fraud.

[@turnipsandwich7]

i had a dream last night where i had grown the worst fucking mutton chops i'd ever seen, and i thought "hey i look exactly like jschlatt now!" and i went to google a picture of schlatt to show my family, but there were zero pictures of him. i was filled with dread

[@trickshotsniper1]

Probably a meme of having it on your living room floor but any house cannot support the weight of that statue. Even kitchens have extra support on the floor trusses that would require quite a bit more support.

[@ic236]

Here we learn that fresh food tastes good