Dream SMP Quotes That Shouldn't Hit as Hard as They Do

Once again: Don't ask, I don't know what I'm doing either
Yes I put the sad music to try make y'all cry don't @ me lmao
Music is: One of Us - By Chad Lawson

[@DontAskOkay]

Y'all mocking the Techno quote ;-; I FORGOT TO TAKE IT OUT OKAY

[@grimpepis7609]

Which one

[@imgodtrustmebro]

See i love the line “if you want to be a hero then die like one” but when techno places the head on the side of the soul sand i die laughing

[@ct8670]

AGREED

[@zyst9147]

Same

[@thevortex1904]

Best part about that is how everyone was just waiting as techno was trying to fix this while saying "well this is akward"

[@pugfann]

SMAS LMAOO

[@comicalch4rlie]

I THOUGHT I WAS THE ONLY ONE LOL-

[@benbenbus]

These people have a way with their words

[@RoyiisDead0701]

Indeed

[@Noname-qy8bw]

Agree

[@kennethfajardo9102]

Especially Callahan.

[@redd__747]

English majors~ lmao

[@pringles1010]

Y e s

[@cyan1sh]

Best quote is still “The thing about this world Tommy, is that the only universal language is violence. And we’ve had that conversation, we’ve spoken that language.”

[@internettraveler8039]

"...in the pit. It's over Tommy. On to a new day, on new plot to destroy Manberg" -Technoblade

[@Xeno574]

Technoblade has had the best quotes in the entire SMP. His English major shines through.

[@littlemoon2880]

If only we knew then how lucky we were to have techno

[@loafabun3566]

An underrated one from Ranboo “They just care about their buildings. Their builds that took them so long instead of the friendships that took them even longer. Why does that matter?”

[@HPKuro]

There's a song with a very similar line called "Sides" it's Ranboo's theme. The line is "they just care about their builds that took them so long, but they don't care about their friendships that make them strong."

[@lapetus7695]

Who sang it?

[@twixtyoutube4518]

" If I die this country goes down with me " Well that was accurate

[@toma8406]

right? and we thought he was a mere fool

[@watergrowsifwatered8048]

I think that was the point

[@WITHER3DD]

unbelievable at first but then the truth after

[@TheBoss-bd8sn]

1k likes POG

[@c.h.3.r.r.y]

He got the point

[@jennijenni314]

You forgot: “I’m worse then anyone I’ve ever hated” -Tommy

[@marcosballestrero9412]

It's I'm worse than everyone I didn't want to be

[@kit-kat-bam2344]

When did he said that?!??!??

[@marcosballestrero9412]

@@kit-kat-bam2344 when he betrayed techno

[@elliesart_]

And then his "woooooow" :c

[@roseslove1362]

"This is the last chance for Judas to reveal himself." Is probably one of the most underrated quotes that I could fool my Catholic friends into believing it was from a movie. XD

[@slayermcrx7519]

Well we all know who judas turned out to be B)

[@soullorian6837]

@@TreeBranchStudios Same here I new exactly what he was refusing to in that moment

[@justalula7151]

@@TreeBranchStudios Same and like Wilbur's reason for his betrayal was also for self gratification as was the reason of Judas and he did end up technically commiting suicide too (like although Phil killed him he was the one to make him do it so I guess it kinda counts) so they are kinda similar in a way and like I remember someone made a comment about how the reactions to Tommy's revival and Jesus' ressurection and my head just started to connecting thinking about who would be who (Mary-Puffy, Thomas-Tubbo, Peter- Ranboo, Sam - Mary Magdelene [cuz he was the first person to discover he was alive again] and the rest are the other apostles I guess)

[@PancakeTheKat]

My Christian self just went crazy knowing the full story. XD I verbally gasped at what quackity said and my mind went to the part of the story where Judas hangs himself-

[@soullorian6837]

@@justalula7151 yooo those make scenes

[@lei7414]

It's funny that a minecraft server has better acting than some shows I've watched

[@lei7414]

@@ulnanrv attaway general

[@kalletyrni8897]

dream smp has better characters better writing and more consistency (is that how its spelled?) than RWBY has now

[@haiiilyye]

@@lei7414 yes LMAO

[@sageyt4808]

@@ulnanrv Loads, Ummmmm lets think! Victorious, F.R.I.E.N.D.S and a shit ton more.

[@archygrey9093]

Its live too, so no retakes

[@_name_2131]

All that's missing is eret pushing the button. "Down with the revolution boys, it was never meant to be."

[@madi7178]

And then wilbur repeating that line before blowing up L’manburg

[@sageyt4808]

And "PHILL! YOU KNEW FRIEND WAS IN L'MANBERG AND YOU BLEW IT UP!" (Ghostbur) also "SAM! SAM!"(Dream when Big Q Reveals hsi weapons in the Prison), "TO REVOKE! THE CITZENSHIP OF WILBUR SOOT AND TOMMY INNIT!" (Schalt), "HES TEARING DOWN THE WALLS! MY OWN SON!" (Wilbur), "Ive changed! the voices have been quiet! I'm begging you guys! You don't need to do this!" (Techno when he confronts the butcher army) and loads more.

[@SenjuDuck]

The likes bro

[@parkerread2179]

My l,manburg,my unfinished symphony!

[@plutoreturns9630]

"I'm sorry Dream... but you should have paid me more." ~ Punz

[@echonikoee9924]

I love how Techno’s making his big speech while Punz is just looting Tubbo’s dead body

[@bimisikocheng]

That gonna be very weird irl

[@bumblebeeproductions1673]

That sounds so weird out of context

[@yasujirosanctum8883]

" If Gods can bleed, Gods can die. " Then how come Technoblade never dies?

[@samtheballoon1522]

Because the truth my friend, Is that some gods, *refuse to end.*

[@kreonidas7475]

That quote sounds like what Leonidas said

[@HPKuro]

Reminds me of Passerine tbh.

[@amalisubasini5335]

Cause he is TechnoBlade

[@froz771]

@@HPKuro that was the first thought that went through my head when I read that

[@retrosystem6182]

it feels weird not to hear wilbur saying "MY L'MANBERG, PHIL! MY--" then disappear with reverb

[@corn5613]

Same

[@gkac9864]

"Well, what am I without you?" "Yourself." This quote was so deep omg

[@dadzascrow5131]

“Not a fan of government” (with the added part about killing Wilbur) -Philza

[@elliesart_]

"Since I was forced to kill my own son you IDIOT" 😞

[@goldcoin9618]

Quakity: last chance judas who's the traitor? Wilbur: 🤷‍♂️🙋‍♂️🙋‍♂️

[@CaptanF0rever]

"That's fantastic . I'm about to die Ghostbur..." Technocriminal

[@DeceasedSushi]

"If you wanna be a hero Tommy, then die like one" "Misplaces the wither skull" 😂

[@papa_silky]

lol im soooooo laughing my ass off right now and im not being sarcastic or anything hmmmmm yeah sooooo little sarcasm

[@enaxyn2021]

"if i can't make people smile, i will make them cry" -fundy

[@dimkadimintrifeline8653]

"It was never meant to be" I know this one is super well known but it still hits hard despite only being 6 words

[@tarakernland]

"I sowed the seeds of peace and yet I'm the one that pays for war" Is still my favorite one

[@samtheballoon1522]

Not from the Dream SMP, but I’d like to point out that Slimecicle said “I saw empires rise and fall, and I fell with them” in one of his own vids and that hits hard

[@Licht_Celeste]

Wait- from which vids ?

[@samtheballoon1522]

Minecraft but every 5 minutes there’s a disaster

[@imnab8717]

With the power of editing sire They'll hit hard like meteorite

[@sydneybeaa]

I love how Wilbur delivers lines. Just SO good

[@cousinsclub]

The one that’s gets me every time is “The discs were more than you ever were” 😢 this makes me emotional idk why

[@FharaS]

In a few years, we'll get that in our recommended and it will bring so much memories. I'm already crying to the thought of it.

[@ethanotoroculus1060]

1:00 - 1:11 Those clips just speak so much louder when put back to back with each other. This story is a freaking tragedy.

[@torchens]

I feel like even though Eret said it first, Wilbur's "It was never meant to be." Is more popular. Eret said a joke but I guess Wilbur said it louder

[@watergrowsifwatered8048]

"It was never meant to be"

[@mizorae]

Eret is pissed

[@Barack_Obama_Gayming]

Technoblade and Wilbur are basically INFINITE source of quotes

[@HPKuro]

There is one more I can think of, but they didn't add any from him I don't think (I'll rewatch and check, I have a bad memory just like him...) Ranboo. He has some pretty great quotes as well. Some that really deserved to be in here...

[@mrsuperst9081]

There’s a reason for them being quote generators. Technoblade was an English major. I think even Wilbur soot is one, but he’s also a singer.

[@l_2745]

“Bruhuhu” -techno blade

[@zzzaprxy1361]

Fundy: If gods can bleed, gods can die Technoblade: hEh?!!

[@noshitha3534]

"Tubbo the discs,the discs were worth more than you ever were" Wow this one hurt rly hard more hard after stating tubbo and tommy as the best of friends

[@zyke02]

This is just the real clips of the sad-ist animatics' dialogues and I like it

[@kveld9893]

These are so fuckin raw, they shouldn't be from a minecraft server and yet they are

[@snorkyuzumaki6001]

You're also missing the "If you can't kill me Tommy, Does that make me a god?"

[@Jijiluvskz]

"Every Hero has an origin story right? Batman had his parents, Spiderman had Uncle Ben, You have Tubbo." DREAM WAS A MENACE.

[@maggie8215]

"it’s never my time to die" hitting kinda different after the prison arc huh

[@nofaithhere9730]

The last one where Tommy says "what will I be without you?!" And how Tubbo just says "yourself?" That one. That one hits the most.

[@alessia_squidcelestino5383]

"NOT EVEN CLOSE BABY, TECHNO BLADE NEVER DIES! " -Techno

[@malibumal2993]

racists after the world cup finale: 0:01

[@aliyahorourke1002]

I don’t care how the whole thing is scripted, it was sooo entertaining

[@Misced]

Technoblade: doing amazing speech Punz: *casually looting someone's body*

[@c31l]

Techno to the Butcher army - "Don't make me kill you"

[@dababyvr2336]

"if gods can bleed, gods can die." HOLY SHIT

[@pikloo4631]

"If gods can bleed, gods can die" WELL-

[@minecraftasian3084]

I am listening to each of these quotes over and over again while reading the comments from everyone, and it just makes my heart warm to see this community, to see everyone’s love for it, it makes me truly happy. The Dream SMP and it’s community has truly changed my life, thank you. 😊

[@itisindeedtangle]

"You want to be a hero, Tommy? Then die like one" is my favourite Dream SMP quote but I still die laughing when Techno places the wither head in the wrong place

[@buzzybeeboi]

POV: you hyperfixated on a block game and got emotionally attached

[@isha9300]

"I have a pickaxe, and I'll put it through your teeth" -Technoblade

[@NOIZZYT]

That relatable moment when you tell your friend that music discs mean more than them

[@caidencampbll4223]

I really like the simple “if gods can bleed gods can die”

[@froz771]

“Violence is the universal language in this world and we’ve had that conversation, we’ve spoken that language.”-technoblade

[@Art3mis28]

0:23 Schlatt:*Rambling about the war* Wilbur:*playing with chair*

[@Kommo-othedub]

“THE DISKS THE DISKS WERE WORTH MORE THAN YOU” that’s a wild quote

[@liammcfarlin3923]

"I would have fought them all for you Tommy..."

[@theincredibleauraaa133]

The fact that a minecraft roleplay server has more emotion and more beautiful quotes than most movies is crazy

[@callieeee.7123]

"If i can't be the next Schlatt you can't be the next Wilbur"-Tubbo

[@Constantine_xP]

"History doesn't repeat itself it rhymes" - someguy

[@Silly_n_Miley]

“IM A PERSON THE DISC AREN’T PEOPLE TOMMY!!!”

[@ataimoor313]

"You wanna be a hero Tommy? THEN DIE LIKE ONE" "I CHOOSE BLOOD" "WELCOME HOME THESEUS" *most evil laugh every heard* -Technoblade Hardest quotes on the server.

[@Omega-1]

"if gods can bleed, gods can die"

[@ShreeGour]

I fucking screamed techno's quote My sis was like what happened

[@raaidahmedbaloch8996]

I love how all the characters just say something with such meaning and then fundy is like screw you all imma turn into kratos

[@gravint3294]

“I have a pickaxe! And I’ll put it though your teeth!” Lol that caught me off guard and now I can’t stop laughing

[@derpyshark3305]

You forgot techno saying “I AM A PERSON”

[@DiamondCat908]

Why did this have to pop into my recommended....damn it im crying again...

[@coolsindy3457]

Honestly dream, wilbur and tommy were really good at making memorable quotes , ghostburs lines stood out alot tbh

[@austin-on4rk]

i was talking to a friend last week about how Dream, Wilbur, Techno, and Quackity carry the dsmp, and this video just proves that😂

[@thepowerfulmusic8572]

I straight up cried when Tommy said the disc were way more important than tubbo

[@eliot_playzzz9340]

Heres one: There is no Good in Evil neither Evil in Good Fundy..

[@ocn_palm]

I feel like “I sowed the seeds for peace and yet I’m the one that pays for war” belongs in an anime or something

[@AidenAimeeLeach]

Why do dream smp quotes hit so hard? And also there was one where ghostbur was saying to Phil after Phil blew up l’manberg where he said ‘you knew friend was is your house’ and it hit me harder than it should have because it looked like Wilbur was crying

[@deodusk]

The thing is theres just so much emotion in their words

[@bakon3]

Another thing u could say to someone you don’t like is that “if respect is protecting me from killing you, then you should be dead.” Also someone you don’t like in a game please don’t tell that to someone irl

[@EMinch-gi8xt]

my favorite is "I sold the seeds of peace yet im the one who pays for war"

[@Days-ru8jh]

I like ranboo’s one speech where he was like “I care about people” or something like that

[@olivialeger3647]

Techno: "I'm a person, Tommy!" Tommy: "Yes you are, but so are we!" I love that exchange.

[@Clover.Kay.]

"What am I without you?" "Yourself."

[@justalula7151]

This made me miss the continuos lore steams Also heres a list of underrated quotes cuz why not (mostly from Wilbur): "Whats the point in doing anything if we've lost all hope ?" "If it pleases the court, my opponent is talking SHIT" "Look at what you've done! How can you look at this and still see yourself as a hero?!" "Calm yourself, have a carrot" "What are you-why are you in my drug van ?! What are you doing in my drug van ?! It better not be drugs!" "The end of civilization by Wilbur Soot and Technoblade" "I sowed the seeds of peace, and yet I'm the one who pays for war." "I know I'm forgetful.I know I'm an amnesiac and I know I'm the comic relief in all your stories but I STILL FEEL THIS, I still FEEL things! And I try my beat yo make sure no one else feels it!" "Apologies mean a lot." "An eye for an eye makes the whole world blind" "Right and wrong depends on which side you are. right and wrong isn't a really fair way to describe things." "I told him I was pregnant" "I don't need you to be loyal to me. I need you to be loyal to my nation." "I've started baking again" "You've changed the world and all you have to show for it are scars." "We're all bad guys. everyone messes up. You learn from your mistakes." "It was meant to be" "Are you saying the Dream smp is filled with unreliable narrators?"

[@swimsanity4736]

Tommy to Tubbo: "The discs! The discs were worth more than you ever were!" Also Tommy to Tubbo: "But what am I without you?"

[@Razeacc]

kinda sad the "It was never meant to be" line wasn't in this. It's legitimately one of the saddest quotes I can think of. Put it on any depressing situation, and it gets double depression

[@papa_silky]

OMG IM CCCC-C-C-C-C-C-CRYING BECAuse this was so deep

[@Razeacc]

@@papa_silky lol I didn't say it was deep. It just sounds sad

[@samfromtheshire6761]

“I never wanted this. I never wanted this.” -Badboyhalo also from the same stream “I’ll be sure to get in your way.” -Quackity

[@miah2612]

dream low-key always had the best delivery…….

[@smd-xf6ip]

The way they say it with so much is amazing

[@itsbabytomato]

"You want to be a hero Tommy? THEN DIE LIKE ONE!" -Technoblade

[@RoyEastmanKodac]

If you didn't see the gameplay. You'd think this was a speech in the middle of ww3

[@kaiwa7916]

''I'm a person Tommy!, Disc aren't people!"

[@Alicat01]

I like your funny words, magic man

[@kellyg2635]

Proof that the DreamSMP's peak was between August 2020 and January 2021.

[@maddendeal1610]

My heart, mind, and soul all displayed in one video.

[@sleepykyofu8086]

That one random quote by fundy hits hard

[@Gonee_]

I never heard techno being so energetic while doing lore 1:52 Only thing techno puts mor energy in is screaming PHILZAAAAAAA WATCH OUTTT!

[@papa_silky]

omg so many dream stans

[@Gonee_]

@@papa_silky stfu with that phrase it's so annoying I been hearing that everywheare

[@papa_silky]

@@Gonee_ omg, baby raging dream stan

[@Gonee_]

@@papa_silky welcome to the collection of people that said dream stan such an unoriginal comment you're exactly the same as the other ones smack-talking right after looking for a fight in the comment section

[@papa_silky]

@@Gonee_ cry about it lol, would you like me to call a dream no life? thats what you are. your pfp and your channel name is Dream_Junior. basically you just invited people to call you a dream stan. grats

[@meowers7funny]

*"DONT YOU SEE HISTORY REPEATING ITSELF?!"*

[@arinnn9289]

"what am i without you?" -"yourself"

[@jambo1184]

There was a really quiet quote and nice and then techno comes from with ‘I’ve got a pickaxe and I’ll put it through your teeth’😂

[@FiLuBe]

0:26 + 1:07 Im not crying, my eyes are just cosplayling as water 😭

[@mcaroacegirl7476]

These all are meant to hit that hard. Also, who else is dying of laughter when quackity traps Techno in prison to kill him. He literally has to cross a giant pool of lava to reach him. It's just a terrible idea.

[@aadi2260]

"I am a person Tommy, not a weapon"

[@cough-finn]

0:42 My L'manburg, Phil MY-