World War II has been RUINED with Bad Translations... (Review)

[@suomiperkele7]

The translator went crazy after his wife was captured, so after recieving his $0.50 plane from his aunt, he said hello to someone then killed them before moving to Odessa. The perfect storyline.

[@kapitan_mada]

AI did it better than any mapper

[@mavenliu517]

Most normal AI be like:

[@robinchesterfield42]

Even more "I" lore: According to other bad translations videos, he also wants to go to Kazakhstan, and "can't wait to watch the new anime series 'Naruto'!" Also, they're mad about not being able to go to the beach. :P

[@LancerIHR]

​@@robinchesterfield42which one(s)?

[@hachsstuff]

Did HE do that?

[@sabliath9148]

Oddly, the part about a battle between American and Australian forces was correct. It was called the Battle of Brisbane.

[@Deviser22]

Essentially was the largest bar fight to ever happen in the southern hemisphere

[@Kors117]

Bro this is what teachers actually think that Wikipedia is like 💀💀💀💀

[@joshuabessire9169]

1942: "The sun is stronger at night." Strong foreshadowing for the events of 1945.

[@jaredjosephsongheng372]

It also talks about how the Japanese that although they didn't have radar. They were actually able to perform better in night raids against the Americans in the Early parts of the war due to the insane amount of night training that was done.

[@ReadyKiloWhat]

1939 1940 1941 1942 1943 1944 1945 is the war time for how long ww2 is so ya

[@kronsbanntin2201]

💀

[@rhodeislandballproductions8781]

@@ReadyKiloWhatyes and?

[@galaxiamilktastic8547]

Drew finally reacted to it! Now he will finally learn about He lore. Edit: also in StarvHarv's earlier translation video referred mustache man as Autism or Liverpool. Also, the buddha was strangely mentioned throught that video. Edit 2: 24:10 NOOO! NOT MY BOY JEKYLL!

[@noahn627]

Him is he who did it

[@Mehak-dq2xw]

I was waiting for him to react to Starv. The question is, who is HE? Is HE the Buddha? Or is HE just HE?

[@Ocoro_]

@@Mehak-dq2xw According to an historian it might be Patton in the US military, since He led an army from Alexandria to Moratus and Patton did that irl

[@history-jovian]

​@@Ocoro_well considering in the sequel, HE flies several miles without a plane and goes to moon and battle Jovians, it is clear that is not human

[@Mehak-dq2xw]

@@history-jovian HE also died once and remarried. SHE is also part of the lore. HE has a British uniform. Is born in Spain (Ottoman Empire). Is the youngest son of the Soviet revolution. This is really a head scratcher

[@gernhard.reinholdsen]

"at what point did they confuse 45 or what he was with 56" *Shmitler actually being 56 in 1945*

[@theeternalsuperstar3773]

I don't know what Drew was smokin'.

[@marcor3843]

​@@theeternalsuperstar3773maybe he got Hitler's age mixed up with Himmler's?

[@patrickt601]

​@@marcor3843i think he confused his age with the year

[@Serenity_x.]

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[@XolbEulb]

i mean he was a soldier in ww1

[@LaNiBlackLight]

Im so happy to see that those bad translation videos are getting so much more attention

[@514232415]

The StarvHarv and Drew Durnil crossover was not expected, but gladly welcomed

[@grahamradcliffe]

A suprise to be sure, but a welcome one.

[@andylinmax2065]

10:14 I love how 150 miles is translated as 62 feet.

[@frederickbrousseau-gauthie3663]

“the sun is stronger at night” is probably a very bad translation relating to battles in the pacific theater where the Japanese navy had better night optics than its American counterpart (which allowed them to win the majority of night engagements during the Guadalcanal campaign).

[@braindeadwaffles8329]

I'm so happy StarvHarv is getting so much recognition. I've been subbed to him since like his 3rd video and its amazing to see how far he's come

[@grimreaper6939]

Thank God people are acknowledging StarvHarv

[@jezierskioliwier2212]

A history teacher reacted and now a professional countryball reactor is reacting

[@jezierskioliwier2212]

Holy how is this so popular already

[@PenhamedPelah]

I love vlogging through history he is my favourite youtuber with drew and jacksucksatgeography

[@collinpeeler]

Same

[@nonomanius]

Hilter was actually 56 when he died.

[@harshulvikam1971]

Love how starvharv launched this video and went absolutely viral

[@jhypyro]

Discovering that dude has been one of my best moments this year

[@Mehak-dq2xw]

I was actually a fan of him before he released the history the WWII translation videos. Reason: The Buddha.

[@robinchesterfield42]

@@Mehak-dq2xw Yeah, I thought this voice sounded familiar, and then realised I'd actually seen something from him before: His FIRST bad translation video. The one where Amharic Wikipedia says that British and American folks are all descendants of fallen angels, describes the Big Mac as being made of BEEF CUBES, and tells you how to make a fruitcake at the end. ("STRIKE the egg!" etc.) I'd written a comment on it months ago and everything. :P

[@thethreerailwayengines825]

In response to what was going on at Hogwarts in WWII, well Tom Riddle first opened the Chamber of Secrets in 1943, and Dumbledore's duel with Grindelwald happened in 1945

[@Seriouspugfellow]

What would happen if the wizards helped the allies in WW2?

[@KDraws10481]

Drew can now finally learn about the HE lore!

[@MikosTurtle]

As he should

[@AltraHapi]

We can't fault him, we never learn about HE in schools

[@Darwidx]

HE was amazing general, figth in both eastern and African front on Allies side. HE is a real chad.

[@potato3457]

​@@AltraHapii mean HE can time travel maybe HE removed most of the information

[@FrostyGerardo-kr7xs]

And HE never lost.

[@Take-aim-and-reload...]

_"27th April, the German national team will face Finland and Norway in the final."_ That's awesome. I wanna see such football match.

[@remixgameyt1172]

Petition for Drew to map all of the events listed here out

[@FrostyGerardo-kr7xs]

Yes. UK destroyed by He. ,Germany and France. France defeated by he. Germany destroyed by Pepe. Poland defeated by Germany but still invades other countries.

[@FrostyGerardo-kr7xs]

He. Defeats the UK,France,Germany. Stablishes a new kingdom

[@robinchesterfield42]

YES. It'd be like one of his attempts to map out an abetterworldblue timeline, only on CRACK.

[@glowpro2532]

Do the Cold War with bad translation next, it is even better!

[@Notpies]

He, Will apear In that video

[@robinchesterfield42]

@@Notpies OH BOY will He appear in that video. EPICALLY. He basically turns into Superman or something. We also get the debut of SHE, who has a strong start, first appearing as President of the Philippines. :P Also Ronald Reagan apparently goes Commie in that universe and EVERYTHING is turned upside-down. Everyone's attacking the wrong side, the Cold War immediately goes hot...it's amazing.

[@mathguy37]

the ending where after ukraine declares independence america is the only country in the world is hysterical

[@jclid]

ah yes shinzo abe the man who announced the independence of europe in ww2

[@thekidandhimself]

ah yes

[@Aolc_AideNYT]

I don’t know how we didn’t learn about that in school…

[@jclid]

@@Aolc_AideNYT yea1!!1🤯

[@peng_1221]

I hope we never forget HE’s actions during the war, HE’s bravery and valor arguably won the entire thing.

[@ikosaheadrom]

HE saved the entire country of Belgium

[@prussiaboi707]

20:42 his facial expression makes it even funnier

[@pyronuke4768]

This translator reads like he's a hostage trying to send hidden messages.

[@thechronicler1453]

Drew, H*tler was actually 56 years old in 1945. Don’t rob the AI of the one thing it got right 😂😂😂

[@MichealClarkMC]

I was looking for this comment

[@erinsgeography3619]

If Rommel died in a traffic accident, his corpse was still there. He was not moving, so he was easier to capture

[@inspector_beyond]

He lore is the most accidental and yet popular thing that came out of StarvHarv's videos.

[@elementalcreeper2419]

23:25 that is a litteral war crime

[@jdj8168]

This is so much better if you pull up the actual wikipedia timeline. You get an idea of where the translator got its inspiration from

[@KingCarbon72]

15:38 While this seems like a mistake, you could argue that the translator is a very, VERY, Basic Artificial Intelligence

[@Garcia_in_Blackpowder]

23:25 Drew… IDK if you know but that’s a war crime

[@Ukiro-]

It's not the Geneva "Convention", it's the Geneva *Suggestion*

[@jaredjosephsongheng372]

There's no thing as a war crime whenever you're in a total war. Could be a good plan for ww3

[@Garcia_in_Blackpowder]

@@Ukiro-even then they still signed the treaty of the Geneva conventions so that means they can still be prosecuted

[@Ukiro-]

@@Garcia_in_Blackpowder Ever heard of a "joke"?

[@TheBombShelter-TBS]

“Germany invades Israel” was quite a line

[@Kingdom_Of_Dreams]

HE becomes godlike in the Cold War bad translations video. It's insane.

[@gengarzilla1685]

And fittingly, HE's kinda lame in the WW1 video.

[@Mistah_Boombastic_BiggieCheese]

@@gengarzilla1685these timelines are He’s hero story development

[@noskill4510]

When they said that something happened in Hogwarts it probably wouldn't have been due to Voldemort but due to Grindelwald, who was german (at least I assume due to his name and the 3rd Fantastic Beasts movie being partially set in germany) and Voldemort being only a student then... (That being said, it was more or less the same year the chamber of secrets got opened the first time)

[@robinchesterfield42]

Actually yeah, when it got to that part of the video, I was kinda like "Wait, wouldn't that be roughly during the 'Fantastic Beasts' movies timeline?" So yeah, we do kinda know SOME of what was going on in the Wizarding World, during that time period.

[@fawfulfan]

To answer your question about Hogwarts: Voldemort was 12 years old when World War II started. He had only just learned he was a wizard a year before. He didn't have a hand in it. Dumbledore's evil ex-lover Gellert Grindelwald did though.

[@idcgaming518]

14:04 fun fact. Minus the war part, yes, that did happen.

[@zvimur]

If you mean Karachi, it was actually the Kerch bit of the Crimea peninsula. Apparently a battle lasted for 5 months!

[@geochonker9052]

Ain't no way he called the language lao "Le Ocean" 🌊🥖

[@Chronar.]

Honestly, Drew is one of most underrated KZbinrs out there. He is a basically my teacher

[@GreatestMinecraftPlayer]

Mrterry history

[@Sumirevins]

Casual lectures, Blueray, real life lore, MrSpherical

[@Mehak-dq2xw]

He is lol

[@jaredjosephsongheng372]

​@@Sumirevins Oversimplified, Simple History, Kings and Generals, HistoryMarche and Extra History

[@jaredjosephsongheng372]

​@@GreatestMinecraftPlayer Also with Vlogging through History.

[@arthurjohnson9982]

Yes, Drew! You reacted to StarvHarv! Do his Cold War, World War I and Modern History videos next! (His Cold War video is even better than World War II!)

[@Mehak-dq2xw]

Yea and HE becomes more powerful and stops a Soviet airport, Ronald Reagan becomes a communist. Krushchev isn’t allowed to go to Disneyland and America becomes the only country in the world.

[@xthriteenx]

The bhudda (you may not get the reference)

[@marlonherr8013]

"Eat Salami and bravely declared war on Finland." I laughed so hard

[@jonathanbowers8964]

WWII was the era of Grindelwald (the big bad before Voldemort). They tried making a Movie series about Grindelwald fighting against a Young Dumbledore to explain what the wizards were doing during WWII, but the Fantastic Beast Series completely flopped and wont be continuing any further.

[@robinchesterfield42]

In addition to the bad translations, I love what a whiplash of tones this whole thing is. It's like: "This country bombed that country, killing thousands. The French love Italian clothes!" or "So-and-so declared war on such-and-such. Here's how the sports match went!" like what. XD (I think my fave example of this was: "The MAGIC of the NIGHT was in full swing in Coventry as *the city center is totally destroyed.* " wat)

[@uchihaamar4024]

"HE" was unstoppable

[@AarishKhan-l3w]

Ribbentrop: To hell with it 💀

[@lennomusi.2183]

I've always known my history teacher is lying to me... Thanks for telling me the truth!

[@SamJMWay]

21:56 He was 56 when he died lol

[@aungpyaezaw2600]

As a Burmese🇲🇲 I can definitely say that GOOGLE translate does that almost every time

[@MahsaKaerra]

"He" is only going to get more powerful as the Cold War happens.

[@ToniMeliZeli]

The "He" Lore is priceless

[@elvengador5144]

He came. He saw. He conquered

[@trappergroupyt]

4:50 Did he say... WWE2 😂 In multiple instances actually

[@sonofhades9349]

I love how no one but me noticed how at 10:14 it said "150 miles (62 feet)"

[@Luna_YT]

You have seen StarvHarv… NOW YOU HAVE BEEN INTRODUCED TO HE LORE

[@Tylerfan15]

30 years later made a ww3 version

[@someguythatexists2952]

At 9:10, if you didn't know, during the time of WWII in the Harry Potter series, was the reign of terror of Gellert Grindelwald, the predecessor to Voldemort which was, in fact, German. So during that time, Grindelwald was killing people and other things before eventually being killed by Albus Percival Wulfric Brian Dumbledore, making Albus the owner of the Elder Wand.

[@big_numbers]

Grindelwald wasn’t killed by anyone iirc because he’s still alive in the main books

[@nicholaspratt8473]

BRO 10:00 the Germans only made it 62 feet Soviet might 😂

[@N7x_]

man these translations were crazy 🤣🤣🤣🤣

[@GORULLA]

Can we just all appreciate how drew never fails to to tickle our nipples

[@jclid]

🤨

[@MrWoman_III]

🤨🤨🤨🤨🤨

[@riazortho]

Yes he does it to me every night

[@Cardinalium235]

🤨 🤨 🤨 🤨 🤨 🤨 🤨 🤨 🤨 🤨 🤨 🤨 🤨 🤨 🤨

[@samanyupalthi]

WTF

[@scaryespacio285]

21:00 it isn’t actually called that but it is actually called Operation Blackrock

[@kp4n]

“The shaft is ready” 💀💀💀

[@FewVidsJustComments]

“How did they confuse his age” Drew, do the math. 1945 - 1889 = 56. They got it right

[@cameronkedas3375]

The mention of the Belgian ship Leopoldville with ~800 casualties off the French coast actually happened. The 262nd and 264th Infantry Regiments of the 66th Infantry Division were on the SS Leopold when it was torpedoed with 763 men killed. It was actually the majority of the casualties suffered by the division during the war.

[@barancemcesme3903]

This was by far the funniest video I watched this week.

[@JDWatkins-ws4jt]

Voldemort is on the Axis side

[@doraaliciarodriguez1204]

Bro i was trying to do a ylyl trying to hold water and “he lord” got me☠️

[@dinopetricevic7582]

I cannot believe neither of them, after seeing i killed a man, started singing bohemian rhapsody. It was there... you had your chance

[@macngeeseyt6029]

if you translate it enough the good guys and bad guys will switch around.

[@robinchesterfield42]

Which is exactly what happened in the Cold War Badly Translated video--Reagan turned into a Commie and went around attacking South Korea, making a policy to PREVENT the collapse of Communist regimes in third-world countries...etc. The second the Korean War even started, everyone switched sides perfectly in that version. It's amazing. XD

[@averagemaverick9848]

I had to pause and rewind alot because I couldn't stop laughing 😂

[@maozedongcat2198]

Day 13 of asking Drew to react to Possible History’s, “What if WWII was re-enacted in the modern day.”

[@ParasaurolophusEwan]

Thanks for the laughs. Helps when i have Covid.

[@josuaerick9670]

I think what makes translation tools hard is that in a language there's usually 2 things, formal and informal and im sure that factor plays a huge role in making the translation a little sus

[@tarmok3756]

HE is clearly the winner here

[@reneeplayzgamez263]

Am i the only one thinking the translator is now Tony Stark 🥲

[@TheStickCollector]

Now we need the entire series done. We need *HIM*

[@Gr84me]

20:48 Drew's laughter is truly phenomenal

[@ArmyChansue]

At 13:12, I accidentally heard “we have to troll this city”, which was way funnier.

[@AUS_Cyclops]

The main reason that the translations are like this is because some languages have some words that mean different things based on context. This causes the translator to get a bit confused. This is especially seen with languages such as Japanese, Korean, Laotian, etc…

[@PretzelGuy]

8:07 i can confirm he did

[@nu-metalfan2654]

“What’s Going On In Germany?” is the title for a Spoof WW2 movie.

[@reefiredale5668]

14:04 - that actually happened - the battle of Brisbane

[@noma989]

"He" can beat Goku and no one will tell me otherwise.

[@IvaanSingh-z6e]

Germany invaded the State of Israel. Oh god...

[@kingmonsterely4063]

It’s crazy how WW2 took the I fear no man meme to the next level with Him

[@EnderBros5000]

The best part was that the translator is accurate to Harry Potter because the Chamber of Secrets was opened in 1942 and there was chaos at Hogwarts.

[@toxicpat117]

You NEED to review the Cold War one Drew!

[@pyrobeingpyro]

VTH, Mr. Terry and now Drew Durnil. It's expanding...

[@boko1564]

What my dreams are like.

[@stefanpetrov2756]

This was epic. I would absolutely love to see you watch the other translation videos that he made they are also extremely funny.

[@miscellaneoussarnian5282]

Another day of asking Drew to put up the Guernsey flag

[@witex_craft683]

12:00 TF 141: Italian edition

[@apexcybernetics2191]

Yesterday, i was literally thinking what if drew reacted to this wideo.

[@jeffreyw901]

There was actually a battle of Brisbane in which American and Australian troops attacked each other- 1 Australian soldier actually died in the end.

[@gernhard.reinholdsen]

Pepe defeated the German republic, some may say the Weimar republic, on January 30th 1933 to be precise.

[@Britishadow]

I laughed so much thanks Drew XD

[@bradleysharp5028]

This has to be the funniest stuff i have ever seen, i was laughing so hard the entire time

[@angelicart.6]

4:39 didn’t know that! thanks frenchies :p

[@infinitystone8523]

9:11 not to be that guy, but at the time of WW2 Voldemort was still in Hogwarts. If anything, it would be Grindewald

[@montypython4ever]

Truman gave nukes. The british shot them. They were like tf is that, kill it with fire😂😅

[@patrick_j_lee]

"He" is the hero we need, not the one we deserve.

[@CattyG2]

He should watch the civil war one.