Drill Sergeant Mean For No Reason

[@MCHH-ml2qq]

Civilians will watch this and laugh as if its a parody while actual Army soldiers and veterans watch this and get BCT flashbacks of all the times they were smoked

[@DTG_LOCKETT]

These videos are more realistic about basic than the the actual Army videos

[@LeroyLegacy]

🤣🤣🤣 bro it's true. All of it.

[@jimmyingram4953]

Hell yeah we do

[@samhall5956]

I was in the infantry fo ten years when I watch this and laugh. I laugh because females in the military are a joke. Thank god I never had to deal with split tails. This is hilarious. It’s a joke just like the modern army.

[@wolfchief7952]

Yep👍

[@joeyhensley9199]

"Call me drill sergeant Corona Virus, 'cause I'm about to lock it down" 🤣🤣🤣🤣

[@brnxpinstripes]

🤣🤣🤣🤣 i lost it!

[@Brezziana_36]

Am dead 😂💀😂💀😂😂😂

[@BLUECHET]

Hilarious!

[@Nyotakikora1]

🤣😂🤣😂🤣😂🤣😂💀💀💀💀💀💀🤣😂🤣💀🤣💀

[@DevonCosmos]

Still fuckin' funny.

[@darankanga5110]

Cadet - "Drill Sergeant" Sarge - "Half-Right?" Golden

[@Ctreo7]

Had me rolling!!

[@b.r.fowler785]

I’m gonna use this as my response if I ever become a drill sergeant. 😂

[@Nyotakikora1]

Hahaha🤣😂🤣😂🤣😂🤣🤣💀🤣💀💀🤣💀😂💀💀🤣 done!!!

[@Nyotakikora1]

@@b.r.fowler785 Hahaha

[@KariandDustin]

“Drill Sergeant?” “Half right?” “Nevermind, we got it Drill Sergeant”😂😂

[@darielgods_servant5398]

“Walk away walk away walk away” “we dont want it”

[@DatBoiHamp]

🤣🤣🤣🤣☠️☠️☠️☠️

[@delpasen]

The "Most feared" word in Basic training, "HALF RIGHT!"😂

[@The97Moose]

I called my Drill Sergeant a ma'am, but I'm grateful to not get smoked that day. She spoke to me at a calm manner because she saw that I was raised by my mother most of my life.

[@jec020468]

I got held over because I broke my foot and had to wait on the pt test. We had a female first sgt and she used me to watch the females on profiles do what ever detail she put them on. We had the Ma'am discussion I explained that the army had had me for 6 weeks, my mother, grandmother, aunts, etc had had be for 23 years in the south (GA). We worked it out so I would do my best to call her First Sergeant or Top if we were around people, but if we were in private she kinda ignored a Ma'am or two.

[@LeroyLegacy]

I called my DS "Drill SGT Dysinger" and he was like "what you know me personally now? We buddies? I know my name, pri'te, beat your face"

[@robertmack6144]

Glad to see you back in action. Missed you battle.

[@stephenbrown9042]

Yes

[@bobg873]

Female drill sgt always like that they are the scariest

[@rickmartin3053]

I met a female drill Sgt. One time and I remember my Drill Sgt. Laughing their selves to death as she smoked the life out me for saying lady on the floor. I never had seen a female Drill Sgt. till that day and I was glad that I never seen another

[@The97Moose]

"Drill Sergeant, my name is Covid Nuhteen Johnson 💀☠💀☠😷😷😷😷

[@God365nonstop]

☠️☠️☠️😢😢lol

[@katyrebel18]

"Come down here" lol. The "Hurry up waiting on you" brought back unwanted and forgotten memories . 🤣🤣

[@MsSasha0529]

🤣😂🤣 man...memories won't ever go away😂🤣

[@gallaghergirl121]

*Getting smoked in formation* Me: *aggressively yells louder and more angry the longer we're all stuck down there*

[@keracampbell9764]

I just finish basic this is funny as hell cz this is the same things we go through. Lol! 165th 339 Cco

[@keracampbell9764]

@@gallaghergirl121 me too lol

[@kingdaveiv05]

What was the recruit doing in the tree?

[@b.r.fowler785]

I’ve watched this video five times now, and I still cringe when the trainee accidentally calls the drill sergeant "ma’am." Addressing drill sergeants as "sir/ma’am" is definitely a _major_ no-no in the Army, especially at basic.

[@Salty-kz8mg]

B.R. Fowler everyone does that and it sucks, at least they have manners

[@b.r.fowler785]

Salty 24112 Yeah, I caught myself almost addressing my drill sergeant at AIT as ma’am. Luckily, she didn’t care. (She was getting bored working under TRADOC anyway.)

[@KariandDustin]

I did it once in front of another DS and he swung at me like he was going to hit me😂 boopsies

[@b.r.fowler785]

Kari K. Damn. 😂🤣

[@beastmaster415]

Damn.. for real?!?.. So what r you supposed to say?

[@MsSasha0529]

"So we just going to ignore the fact that she didn't cover her mouth" 😂😂😂😂

[@Rogers_Ranger]

Half right !

[@cloudkicker06]

“Why does it smell like Joe’s Crab Shack and COVID19 in the bay?!”😆😆😆

[@keiko909]

Hahahahaha!!! ☠️☠️☠️☠️☠️

[@evilryu290]

Lmao

[@krojones9270]

Hahaha

[@on2wheels378]

I enlisted in the 80s. Our AIT Instructor once yelled at us because the barracks smelled like 'ASS CRACK, CORN CHIPS and, SOUR ARMPITS and FEET!!!!' then he smoked us for a hour. 11B 1985-2009 11Z retired

[@blackwaterrepair10]

Sounds reasonable

[@jd3953]

18Z Retired MFFJM

[@blackwaterrepair10]

I don't even want to put my mos on here, y'all had too much hooah for me. I could get you where you had to go good slow and safe with whatever you need if there was water though.

[@on2wheels378]

@@blackwaterrepair10 Bro, you served, you went to the sandbox or the south asia theater or worked the gate at Ft. Polk. It don't matter, you'll always be called 'Battle' to me.

[@malcolmboy21]

Only an hour smoke session in basic? How lucky you were. I remember we got it for 4 hours. 1 he actually smoked us. The other 2 hours they had a meeting and the last hour he forgot he even had us in the front leaning rest. We never fucked up again. 😂

[@ladymessenger1586]

“Soldier, You look like Cardi B’s your role model”. “Aoww” “HALF RIGHT”... I AM ON THE FLOOR. NO LIE 😭😆🤣🤣😂😭😭😭

[@mikevanroy9356]

WAP

[@museme6309]

I’m dying right on the floor with you

[@l01j99]

"Are those your natural eyelashes?" Lmao! I cannot!😂😂😂

[@itskbraazy4143]

that “excuse me ma’am” IS GONE GET ME SMOKED 😂😂 that’s all you hear in Texas

[@chrismc410]

Might as well keep saying it. You're going to get smoked for one reason or another and sometimes no reason at all.

[@aturner711]

No I'm a savage...half right 😳🤣

[@jayduong9838]

I'm wheezing hahahaha

[@itskamai6885]

🤣🤣🤣

[@drej7505]

I said bless you one time to my Drill Sergeant . He asked me “Are you a fucking priest guy” then made the whole company do pushups and made me watch . This video is to accurate .

[@cynicalmute85]

"Get in the bay and get them eyelashes off! Walking round here looking like a bunny rabbit! If you blink hard enough, you gonna lift off the ground!" I'm shrieking right now, lmao.

[@niyahkelly7983]

“I’m a savage-“ “NO IM A SAVAGE!!!!” 🤣🤣

[@b.r.fowler785]

HALF RIGHT-!!

[@Sulls2Cold]

“That’s just yo face.” “This is just my response.” 😂😂😂🤣😂🤣 Epic!

[@Tree_Dee]

So glad to see you back at work. I'm sure your roomies are too(?).

[@KayTheVet]

That half right at relaxation Jackson made me reflect on life a lil bit but we made it thru 🤣

[@traetee]

Bushmasters

[@KayTheVet]

@@traetee Punishers

[@b.r.fowler785]

@@KayTheVet You were in A Co 1-34 too? Punishers lead the way!

[@KayTheVet]

@@b.r.fowler785 I was Delta 1-61

[@jayr4485]

From the Navy, keep it up shipmate!! Praying for your success through your fight.

[@kenyasmith1995]

Recruit: *Excuse me ma'am* DS: *ma'am?* Me: *Uh oh* 😂

[@Samantha517]

It was at that moment she knew, she fucked up

[@ClaytonQ45]

I got up out of my chair, found some space and assumed the half right.

[@brandonarnold3686]

Awesome video DS Amuse. Glad to see you back on action.

[@mikevanroy9356]

WAP

[@oompalumpus699]

Man, must be a riot to be there personally and see her tear people's sensitive feelings to shreds. Subbed!

[@anactualfingbottleofranch747]

uhm this was acted out

[@Ghost2024-t7o]

BCT is all about following instructions so yeah they had it coming.

[@Me2times]

"I don't like the way you're standing at attention!" I'm dead

[@jamialaird6578]

Lol, thats my favorite one

[@brandoncutler09]

2:54 Recruit 1: Drill sergeant... DS Amuse: Half-right?! Recruit 2: Walk away. Walk away. Walk away. Recruit 3: We got it, drill sergeant. Oh man. That was funny. 😂 They have been trained well.

[@robertmack6144]

Me: My favorite Drill Sergeant is back!!! DSFC Muse: Half left face! Front leaning rest position, MOVE!!! Me: Damn, I knew I should of joined the Airforce. DSFC Muse: Now take the telephone pole up the hill.

[@hobbitpsi]

it's Half Right face and just DS Muse, Army don't use their full rank when we address Drills. Hell for non Drill NCOs unless they're a Master Sergeant or a Sergeant Major we usually just say "Sergeant" no matter if they're an Staff Sergeant or a Sergeant Fiest Class.

[@robertmack6144]

@@hobbitpsi 1st off I did serve in the Army (Queen of Battle). 2nd It's a little thing "we call respect for the rank". That's why I stated her rank/ Drill Sergeant position. 3rd Before correcting me, which is a combat veteran, spell check your own word man. 4) If you need a hero to look up to..... "RANGERS LEAD THE WAY"

[@hobbitpsi]

@@robertmack6144 1. I served in the Army as well. 2. Unless you're sucking up to a senior NCO then no... Nobody calls them by their full rank. Unless you were a private who was brand new. 3. Spell check what exactly? "Sergeant"? that's how it's spelled, but for only needing 30 on the asvab for infantry it's understandable you'd get that wrong. 4. before you go all I don't know what I'm talking about that it's about respect for the rank BS... In my last duty station before I got out was in fact TRADOC, and can say with pure confidence, considering I had to deal with the trainees on a daily basis.....Nobody...and I mean NOBODY refers a Drill Sergeant by their full rank. Hell we'd just call then Drill, or Sergeant or Battle...one or the other. 5. You served. You were Infantry and yet you still said "Half Left" lol you're a lying ass pos.

[@robertmack6144]

@@hobbitpsi You spell first wrong genius, when you spelled out "Sergeant first class" aka SFC. 1st to deploy to Iraq from my AIT in 2008 when it was a real war, last to get back on the plane. But hey I'm not going to argue with you because sat on base enjoying AC weather, while others got to fulfill their sacred duties and/ or sacrifice their lives. BTW, it's whatever facing position the leader that is in charge of the group or multiple soldiers that he or she is giving instructions to. So in other words.... it doesn't matter what position their going. As long as there following instructions. Hints the the title "Queen of Battle" "Follow Me" WOW.

[@chrismc410]

@@hobbitpsi to be fair, some do say "HALF-LEFT...FACE!!!!" Against those who try to get "smart" and "anticipate the commands" even though in the instances of smoking, 90% of the time it IS "HALF-RIGHT...FACE!!!"

[@JamesTaylor-vh4dq]

Absolutely murdered it. Made me laugh all over.

[@DatBoiHamp]

Drill Sergeant....👀HALF RIGHT?😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

[@thekentuckyrifleman]

It's a full moon somewhere right?! 🤣🤣🤣🤣

[@twinman3539]

I was made as hell when they took my candy out the MRE 😂😂😂😂

[@hruiz3308]

you weren't missing anything. I got to keep mine. The Skittles were so old and stale, I chipped a tooth when I tried to bite down on one.

[@jec020468]

I don't even remember getting MREs in basic or AIT. We had food from the chow hall and had to V tactically go through the chow line. Would have loved an MRE.

[@hruiz3308]

@Venegeance Seeker um, fuck you I guess?

[@hruiz3308]

@@jec020468 We got MRE's twice while in the field during basic. You're better off not having to know how much they suck. lol

[@Salty-kz8mg]

When the heat cat had the waffle gear on it cracked me up

[@evanb1470]

Dam she is good! I went half right face in my chair when she called it.

[@Jabol2388]

I was there at Ft. Jackson in 2011 when you went ham on a female soldier for wearing her waffle gear doing an obstacle course when she passed out. this just brought all those memories back lmao

[@shinijoker42]

I was there in 2006. Lol.

[@usa-rb5fi]

2007 for me, female DS were worse then the male ones as I remember it lol.

[@33-vertebrae]

I was there in 2008! Ha.

[@beastmaster415]

Damn so she was really a DS?...I mean not that I didnt think she was but i wasnt sure....😂🤣😂....was she anything like her videos or say some funny shit....I love this lady...her and Yusha in the mail call videos 😂🤣

[@beastmaster415]

@@shinijoker42 so she was actually a DS? 🤣

[@dreshawnpate2390]

“Excuse me Ma’ am “ 😭😭🤣🤣💀💀 The instant look 👀🤣🤣💀💀💀💀😭😭

[@zacharypowe]

Brings back memories 😂😂😂😂😂😂

[@eqcicil]

Sgt. Muse can be my mother any day of the week! Love you!

[@SEEPHUS1]

Great to see you Sarge! ❤️ Love the memories...too real!😂 Keep getting healthy...Hoooah

[@jeffjr84]

she said half way down and i audibly went ughhhhhhh without thinking about it.

[@johnrobinson2868]

🗣FOR HIS FACE! 😵🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

[@niyahkelly7983]

And the “define natural” 🤣🤣

[@hiphopapotamus7274]

Yeeoooo That "Half right?😐" took me out, I missed these. Glad your back "sarn"😂

[@luistorres673]

Thank Amuse I will go to the military soon hope I see you often I Love You and God bless you sister🙏🏾💪🏾🔥

[@ssgwright7419]

🗣HALF RIGHT!! That was one of my favorite prepatory commands when I was on the trail back in 19**.😂 Ft. Sam Houston, Texas Home of the Medics!! 91B, 91W, and 68W 🚑👩🏾‍⚕️

[@coreyblue2314]

“Come! Down! Here!”

[@SEVAAH]

The mfkn ACCURACY!!! Lawd this gave me flashbacks 😅😂🫣😬 whew chile! That gotdayun damn "HALF RIGHT!!!!" I have been out of the service for over 20yrs and my ass almost got up to drop, smdh🤦‍♀️

[@joecastellow8008]

I sent this to my brother and dad who served and my brother laughed and said u were his DS.

[@gabynum1919]

“I don’t like the way y’all standing at attention.” 💀💀💀💀🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

[@reubenjohnson8563]

That half right face...damn the memories of basic at ft Jackson d 1/61 back in '96😂😂😂

[@ForsakenArchAngel]

“Look at you now. Dying” 🤣😂🤣😂

[@tsampson38]

I had a female drill SGT just like this!!!!! Lol

[@neenareadsalot7563]

"No! I'm a savage." And you gonna learn today.

[@tamarkaia]

💜😂🤣 Hard work work!!! Let's get it!!! I'm one of the old school that miss BASIC!!! Oh the days at Fort Lost in the Woods, MIsery!!!

[@kelvincalloway5968]

“Mack truck built!” 😂😂😂 Had 4 female DSs like this, and it was shark week multiplied by cancer for weeks. Needless to say I earned their respect by staying in my lane. One even commended me for having my platoon push with me when my family and friends came out during graduation day when I pushed for them for most of my platoon’s screwups prior to.👌🏽

[@samuelsmith393]

Young lady you are the best,,takes me back to 1979

[@paradoxical247]

"That's what we say in the south." I'm joining soon....i am fucked. I will say that at least a few times. It is inevitable. Pray for me.

[@xxfire07]

I don’t know how I got this in my feed, but I loved it!!!! 😁😁 I miss those days.

[@The_Nickromancer]

"Why you look like you just danced around in 2 pounds of flour" 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

[@robertmarshall39]

"THATS JUST YOUR FACE? THIS BBN IS JUST MY RESPONSE""Half RIGHT"!!

[@anthonypressley198]

Glad to see you Back,God be praised, FRONT LEANING REST Position, hooah!

[@cjjonez]

gotta luv Amuse shes bout that life😂

[@aishaharris11]

You don’t get to get the candy out the MRE 😂😂😂

[@arthurdavis1978]

DS make sure you half right with them. Lead by example. Thank you for not cursing. God bless America! Let's make the Army Great Again DS!

[@johnjohnson4610]

"Dont bless nobody. Just let em go to hell!"😂😂

[@LEBRONJAMESVICKERS]

We ran out of febreeze drill Sergeant😭

[@beastmaster415]

So then it would smell like Joe's Crab Shack tried to clean up Covid-19 with Febreze?🤔🤦🏾‍♂️😱🤢

[@chrismc410]

@@beastmaster415 DS: HALF-RIGHT!!!

[@robertmarshall39]

Ima SAVAGE!🤣🤣🤣😂😂😂😂😭😭😭😭😭

[@Agapetusnero5732]

It's been 15 years since basic for me and I can still hear DS Jackson yelling at us. I kinda miss it

[@b.r.fowler785]

I had a DS Jackson (now just SFC Brice, Asley) at basic training who yelled at us a lot. She was actually the nicest of the three female drill sergeants from my company.

[@augustgillespie7784]

We are blessed to have you back. God bless

[@georgewashington7312]

They gonna learn today!

[@DrunkManDezReloaded]

Nothing strikes a cord.. like hearing "Half Right!!!"

[@john.mcdonnell]

Omfg the tower ... Priceless. 🤣😂

[@girlinvt]

I watched a protester get right in the face of a Guard member and start screaming in his face. His face never changed expression, he just said sir you never seen a drill sergeant and you dont come close

[@arnoldsherrill6305]

When I worked as a security officer for a trucking company, our dispatch manager at the time was a retired master sergeant in the Air Force. He had a way just appearing out of nowhere without making a sound. I swear on the ground I'm standing on that man could just walk up to you , not say a word and make you want to piss yourself. I swear he was a cross breed between the Lizard King and angry cops on a bad day.

[@craigcolbert9503]

Great to see you back DS🇺🇸🇺🇸🇺🇸👍🏿

[@ptops]

Glad you are back! Hilarious!!!

[@TeresaAlidon]

LOL! Unless you stepped in our combat boots...then step from that eye

[@roneenewton5901]

"I gotta cadence for you....HALF RIGHT" !!! 💀😂😂😂😂😂😂

[@josephholt7425]

Your vids make me laugh. The fact that I believe these are true sanarios makes me want to cry.

[@xGunner1600]

"You look like cardi b is your role model" Lmfaoo

[@Nat-mw3bz]

My name is COVID Nateen Johnson!!! I'm crying 😂

[@ShiggumsDiggums]

That "come down here" was priceless! 🤣🤣🤣🤣

[@realemiele.franco736]

Aghhhhahahaha! I went to bootcamp 1989. My Drill Sgt's favorite cadence went something like this. "In cadence, EXCERSISE!!" You funny as heck!!

[@mattmcdonough707]

Glad to see you back in business Drill

[@Squidbillies1000]

Love you drill sergeant

[@allenanderson4911]

Why are you ashy in my formation? Is now going into daily rotation. Priceless!

[@erikwaterson361]

"Mack Truck BUILT"

[@jamesofori5711]

Call me drill sergeant Corona Virus cos I'm bout to lock it down 🤣🤣🤣

[@lizkalua112]

I am happy to see you back!!!!

[@gntr93043]

This is a winner video" trust me" now back to my push-up position.

[@carlroper2485]

Brought back memories. Luv this.

[@brnxpinstripes]

"No! I'm a Savage!!"🤣🤣🤣

[@TerraFirmaX]

Ohhhh the dreaded half right. I remember those days sooo well

[@galvatron77]

😂😂😂‼️💯 I love you Muse...lol.

[@normanvieira3803]

Love it keep doing what your doing keeper jumping

[@csimonth3s33ker]

This all is deadlyyyyy accurate lmao my time in 2012 to 2015 i heard all kinds of similar stuff 🤣🤣🤣miss them old days!

[@ceegigz5231]

This took me back. 🤣😂🤣😂🤣

[@mervx4822]

"You look like Card B is your role model.....ooooww". Love it

[@brianglenney8642]

God bless these women.