“Why do you think I would want a watermelon for desert??” “So no watermelon?” “…. Damn you, I’ll take the melon”
@aaronjia98703 жыл бұрын
lolllll
@ObservantAlchemist3 жыл бұрын
😂
@murmelstudios62953 жыл бұрын
XD
@Zen-zt4uk3 жыл бұрын
Sounds accurate ngl
@yamnjam3 жыл бұрын
I'm one of the rare people who hates watermelon (and cantaloupe and honeydew).
@MGood-ij1hi3 жыл бұрын
The motto of Awkward Puppets should be `If we did not make fun of your race or ethnicity please forgive us , we'll get around to you soon`.
@tiffanymichaels24293 жыл бұрын
Equal opportunity offenders 😉
@kawaiifun4kiddiesgames3 жыл бұрын
😂
@datkidDre423 жыл бұрын
Yeah that's too long
@eduardot.h.monreal16213 жыл бұрын
Now that you mention it, I think we haven't seen asians in Awkward Puppets series
@DeadbeatDuder3 жыл бұрын
Is there a video about Italian Americans? 😆
@manuelcaveira88823 жыл бұрын
The voice actress is amazing, every time she says "na, I sill want it" it cracks me up. Hope to hear her more often 👍
@ammaraldobaisofficial28282 жыл бұрын
Do you know who she is ?
@nishanthk53062 жыл бұрын
@@ammaraldobaisofficial2828 i think Tiffany haddish
@ArabKatib2 жыл бұрын
Same here!
@ToniaMontana2232 жыл бұрын
@@ammaraldobaisofficial2828 Lou Lou gonzales shes a comedian
@j.r.wilson97032 жыл бұрын
@@nishanthk5306 that was not Tiffany😭😭😭
@escribe1543 жыл бұрын
"I don't need no of this 'Brunch Crunch White People Hawian Punch' bullshit" had me dead.🤣🤣🤣
@kirishima35613 жыл бұрын
FAX
@christopherjones80442 жыл бұрын
YESSSSSSSSSSSSSS, sooooooooo funny. ya beat me to it
@tonyscott1066 Жыл бұрын
😂😂😂😂😂😂❤
@AutumnDogID3 жыл бұрын
life is awkward and this channel shows it
@ducky0nqu4ck943 жыл бұрын
U speaking fax
@mariecampbell33733 жыл бұрын
Life is funny.....you just gotta find the funny moments. I do so everyday.
@jayteethepuppetguy Жыл бұрын
@@mariecampbell3373i do the same, it can be hard sometimes but when i find those funny moments life can be so much more amazing!
@SmashingBittys-wo2ci Жыл бұрын
NO its not. YOU is awkward.
@rodystam35193 жыл бұрын
I feel like this is real. It would explain obesity rates in the states
@user-mg7wh8zq6v3 жыл бұрын
Coincidentally most fast food chains starts from America
@LegoCookieDoggie3 жыл бұрын
Yeah because poor people have nothing else to eat because all the groceries are robot delivered and there’s no one supporting grocery chains. It’s called food desert.
@madtrucker09833 жыл бұрын
Art imitates life.
@punkrocka96003 жыл бұрын
@@LegoCookieDoggie poor people should grow their healthy food for cheap. There are plenty videos on yt how to. But they CHOOSE to waste their money on garbage
@infinito40343 жыл бұрын
@@LegoCookieDoggie fastfood is higher in price then normal food.
@Big_Tasty063 жыл бұрын
Awkward Puppets uploading is what makes a day great.
@ducky0nqu4ck943 жыл бұрын
Fax
@mrexcelsior14143 жыл бұрын
Always!
@kawaiifun4kiddiesgames3 жыл бұрын
True
@1eV3 жыл бұрын
True
@jad22902 жыл бұрын
How sad your life must be.
@spectorx113 жыл бұрын
"Nah i want it" and "nah i still want it" best quotes by kisha
@AuthenticGogetters3 жыл бұрын
Literally as I thought that, I seen this comment
@Malacite3 жыл бұрын
I love how she gets offended but then just gives in to the stereotypes anyway >___>
@sjudas35843 жыл бұрын
Yah its funny how she gets offended while also stereotyping herself. These puppet vids are class.
@thecodmonster1853 жыл бұрын
Ma boi has been on youtube for 15 years
@basicallystupid70803 жыл бұрын
@@thecodmonster185 dedication
@OneRadicalDreamer3 жыл бұрын
To be fair she was bringing up race in the first place, whether stereotype or not, it's there lol
@markjosephbacho56523 жыл бұрын
What? Fried chicken is a bomb! 😆
@oneandonlysound993 жыл бұрын
"Who doesn't love fried chicken" is simply reality.
@nathalieli76173 жыл бұрын
Fried chicken is fucking delicious
@jasjeetsinghplaha49513 жыл бұрын
Bruh I don't, a vegetarian in the house baby
@b.r.17913 жыл бұрын
Vegetarians like me 🤣 oh and I'm guessing people with allergies lolz
@knvxxx3 жыл бұрын
Yeah and the perfect quick response to get out of a racist comment
@oneandonlysound993 жыл бұрын
@@knvxxx lol, seriously. Face facts, not victimhood nonsense-that everybody is a racist NOT. Burst that bubble and immediately return to the real world. Also laugh sometimes.
@thatguyhere90853 жыл бұрын
“So would you like a watermelon for dessert? -God Dammit!” That got me so bad! 😂
@cristianorezende39753 жыл бұрын
I started laughing out loud for real! That was hilarious!
@JamalDaou-w6v Жыл бұрын
Watermelon for dessert feels like meh! It should've been milkshake or frozen yogurt or ice-cream,something like that!
@luigizoid69973 жыл бұрын
Dude anyone would loose their temper with a guy taking your order like that lol
@LordZevv3 жыл бұрын
I would have driven away after the second upgrade offer
@luigizoid69973 жыл бұрын
@@LordZevv I would have thrown him a heavy object and have told him to f*** off
@akumabazooka91693 жыл бұрын
lose*
@gregrowe11683 жыл бұрын
No fast food place could afford to all those cheap upgrades anyway. You'd end up getting like 5 extra meals for an extra $5. I'd keep taking all the upgrades. I'm not eating all that food but I'd have enough leftovers to last a week lol.
@geek4u8692 жыл бұрын
@@CharlesNauck So you're saying you like those things? Yeah I bet you do.
@zeezee32633 жыл бұрын
"Would you like a watermelon for dessert?" Yo that had me dying cause I'd hella accept that watermelon
@gregrowe11683 жыл бұрын
And its only an extra 50 cents. Who wouldn't take a 50 cent watermelon, those are like $5 at walmart lol.
@DamarisJohnsonnakomiah3 жыл бұрын
That was a hilarious end joke. I screamed 😂😂😂😂
@neon_zm89173 жыл бұрын
This went south real quick Buh fried chicken is bomb asf
@mrmccrunchymcdonald29663 жыл бұрын
Clever bastard...
@casual76963 жыл бұрын
Black people love fried chicken I personally love fried chicken idk about grape soda never tried it
@fuzzysgaming79053 жыл бұрын
Fried chicken is good but grilled chicken 🤤
@thewatcherinthecloud3 жыл бұрын
Best fried chicken comes from the south.
@goodbye66763 жыл бұрын
@@casual7696 I'm sure people of every race does..
@BigTeddy8993 жыл бұрын
“You starting to sound like Dr. Seuss” I died 😂
@Azio6662 жыл бұрын
You forgot the “god damn”
@EEsYouTubeChanel2 жыл бұрын
he was though
@ComicalRealm3 жыл бұрын
Fun fact: McDonald's has its restaurants in 126 countries and in them over 35,000 restaurants. But it is not the biggest chain. Subway, a sandwich shop franchise, has over 42,000 restaurants around the world.
@AnObliviousCelticsFan3 жыл бұрын
Thanks...?
@istanformarzipan3 жыл бұрын
Subway bread is gross
@bigfellaoo73 жыл бұрын
@@istanformarzipan why
@LaNguyenBTong3 жыл бұрын
@@istanformarzipan try wraps or flat breads, original breads are so mainstream.
@jessewalruff26643 жыл бұрын
I Like Subway
@basetsanankgage85683 жыл бұрын
“Don’t start that shit ! I had enough !’l” But at that time, hun is persuaded like shit crazy !
@supermarioscrazyadventures1713 жыл бұрын
1:50 when she said “You started to sound like Dr Seuss” I felt that
@manuelmercado34593 жыл бұрын
Woke up having a shitty morning, still do, but at least I laughed. Thank you awkward puppets ❤️
@dgerdi3 жыл бұрын
Hope the day is getting better right now
@danieljm26083 жыл бұрын
Yo same! This video made my day
@m.a.l.e81823 жыл бұрын
Love the awkward silence between orders.
@AsashinDaka3 жыл бұрын
“Would you like a watermelon for dessert?” I think i just woke up the whole house
@piccolomulinosupport19843 жыл бұрын
Honestly I love Monique’s come backs she should get her own “meet (character)” video soon she’s hilarious-
@dr.pepper453 жыл бұрын
Well even though Diego wasn’t in the video I’m glad that they posted after 4 weeks.
@supermarioscrazyadventures1713 жыл бұрын
2:10 « I got a headache » « Haha that’s fantastic » -Awkward Puppets 2021
@FHBStudio3 жыл бұрын
"I've got a headache" "Haha, fantastic!" This guy will never hear that phrase in bed with a reply like that.
@mikecane3 жыл бұрын
That was so hilarious, I had to watch it TWICE! Kudos to the voice artists.
@Tuggg2 жыл бұрын
"Boy, you starting to sound like goddamn Dr. Seuss" 😂 🤣
@mrexcelsior14143 жыл бұрын
This channel holds on to what raw comedy truly is
@mystuntdoublesbodydoublest8213 жыл бұрын
It’s impossible to watch these without laughing
@Netherwolf61003 жыл бұрын
This reminds me of Gabriel's Racist Gift Basket
@tiffanymichaels24293 жыл бұрын
Excatlly what I was thinking 😆
@conscientiousobserver87723 жыл бұрын
And Dave Chappelle's restaurant bit.
@chaveski57603 жыл бұрын
yuh but only this video isn't demonitized, Gabriel's is-
@CH-zp2rh3 жыл бұрын
Fluffy 😂
@deadlykhanivore3 жыл бұрын
" let me see the watermelon really quick " *Me speeding off without the food and taking the watermelon home to eat*
@ImJustNicole3 жыл бұрын
I love how Rudy doesn’t care what people think and he just feels free to let out his opinions about stuff 😊
@thefirstbourne149 Жыл бұрын
I think there’s a difference between not being afraid and letting out opinions and taking a risk by taking a shot to see if it lands.
@Lighted3 жыл бұрын
"Who do you thing i am, nutty professor" This part made me laugh
@Azio6662 жыл бұрын
Ok did we ask if you laughed you didn’t die laughing so why would we care
@tanzimmehran83172 жыл бұрын
😁
@dianettemorales5392 Жыл бұрын
@@Azio666 did we ask for you to comment.
@zacharyriley45619 ай бұрын
She looked like him after her food.
@ComicalRealm3 жыл бұрын
Fun fact: The largest hamburger in the world weighted just over 2000lbs (913kg) and was made by Black Bear Casino Resort from Carlton, Minnesota in 2012.
@user-mg7wh8zq6v3 жыл бұрын
Good God almighty Tarrare would have loved that
@MrJohnylompoc3 жыл бұрын
Is that where the Black Bear Diner chain is from?
@Ch-ew9tm3 жыл бұрын
@@user-mg7wh8zq6v I see you’re a man of culture as well.
@hamddanahmed34513 жыл бұрын
Hmmm I know my next vacation
@gregrowe11683 жыл бұрын
i remember I saw one that was i believe 150 lbs on the travel channel. The bun weighed an additional 22 lbs. It took 3 days to cook it.
@dylanwisener44322 жыл бұрын
Every time I watch this, I can't stop laughing!😂😂😂😂 And I've heard the stereotype of fried chicken and watermelon, but I never heard of the Grape Soda until now.
@jkbose33493 жыл бұрын
The movement of the speaker makes me laugh
@tnt_josh83343 жыл бұрын
"Why would I come to burger land for chicken?
@animebrat763 жыл бұрын
They’re also competing Chick-fil-A
@abdelrahmanmuhammad81653 жыл бұрын
Lol that's hilarious, even before I watch it
@rockythepiratequeen3 жыл бұрын
This is so funny and offensive but so funny 😂😂😂😂
@doingisking88143 жыл бұрын
We are always one laugh away from turning an offence into a joke.
@goodbye66763 жыл бұрын
@@doingisking8814 yes but some things are impossible to laugh at unless you're into sadism or a phycho
@doingisking88143 жыл бұрын
@@goodbye6676 Pirates were cold-blooded robbers who raped teenagers and burned down villages. Now their memory is entertainment for children in amusement parks. Just wait long enough and you'll laugh at anything.
@leonidbegoski39623 жыл бұрын
I'm so glad you're posting again
@bennyl.58993 жыл бұрын
Anytime I get an alert for a fresh release, day stops and won't resume until I watch the new release!! LOL, keep them coming please, you guys make my day.
@TheTibetyak3 жыл бұрын
I can barely get out "Quarter Pou..." "That'll be $3.78 at the window. Pull ahead." I'd like a medium fries to go wi... $5.34 at the window. Pull ahead." Can I get a drink? $6.52atthewindowpleasepullahead!!! Can I tell you what kind of drink? Worst part is there wasn't even a line of cars.
@peacewillow3 жыл бұрын
that's a bad employee!! rule #1 of fast food service: upsell thru suggestions!! 🤗
@had-change-my-handle-cos-i84163 жыл бұрын
Only found this channel a couple of week ago and it's literally in my top 3 my favourite things on KZbin 🙃
@NuclearCrowd5033 жыл бұрын
To quote a meme "they had us in the first half not going to lie"
@YoloYester94 Жыл бұрын
1:43 “It’s the perfect compliment to wash down your mega munch double crunch bite a bunch with the fried chicken.” “Boy you startin’ to sound like goddamn Dr. Seuss.” I can’t 😂
@stevemoonm53 жыл бұрын
American society issues look pretty f up for people outside of the US.
@mrexcelsior14143 жыл бұрын
No it is f up period
@krieg15833 жыл бұрын
They are first World problems
@Karma-ml4tt3 жыл бұрын
@@krieg1583 lol funny hearing you say that about America, and I’ll agree as the lgbtq and blm is the one fucking us up
@fuckgoogle47123 жыл бұрын
I grew up in the US, subjected to beheading videos from foreign countries, among other atrocities. Exactly what are you watching? 🤔
@josh_final3 жыл бұрын
Yikes taking things seriously
@cleangoblin20213 жыл бұрын
I love this channel so much. No holds barrred like old school comedy
@LSnium3 жыл бұрын
These never get old, eo clever lmao.
@tapiocamango3 жыл бұрын
"Sooo no grape soda?" "Naw, I still want it" HAHAHAHA
@just_viben073 жыл бұрын
It's only been 17 minutes since this was uploaded and it already has a thousand likes that's how you know this is good content
@bobbymoss6160 Жыл бұрын
LMAO, that order taker is a great sales person. I hope he made manager.
@Touhid3 жыл бұрын
Cool Aid, Watermelon 🍉, Fried chicken, grape 🍇 soda. We just have introduced liquor such as _Hennessy_ . Would you like some? Lady : 🤬
@Drainosk3 жыл бұрын
Ub
@trippymoredd30163 жыл бұрын
A rare sight to see a verified KZbinr only getting 10 likes
@MayorIFH3 жыл бұрын
"Would u like to try are famous Fried Chicken" "Don't start that sh I got enough" "Are u sure its only 1.99 more if u added to your order right now" "Why would I come to burger Town for frie chicken" "uhhh because u like it" "Hold up what?" "Would u like a drink with your order"😂😂😂😂😂😂
@spiderpimp333 жыл бұрын
That’s gotta be my baby, Kamira White! One of the coldest BBWs in the game. Funny as hell too!
@rella2053 жыл бұрын
Thanks awkward poppets for making my day ❤️
@Azio6662 жыл бұрын
Ah yes poppets
@princedinyake97013 жыл бұрын
Sounds like a Multi Level Marketing scheme 🤣🤣
@Rambosacalabazooka3 жыл бұрын
I almost cried watching this. Keep them coming!!🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
@yuorjeks2 жыл бұрын
Who do you think I am? Nutty Professor? HAHAHAHAHAHAHAA 😂😂😂😂
@Bobaso_Soba3 жыл бұрын
This videos are getting weirder weirder but getting absolutely funny 🤣🤣
@Skibidicomalpha452 жыл бұрын
"can i interest you in a watermelon for dessert" this part is so funny
@triplerstudios6108 Жыл бұрын
2:23 that’s what code switching is for 😂😂😂 momma taught him well
@TyTyTyTy2003 жыл бұрын
I wanna eat at burger town
@ducky0nqu4ck943 жыл бұрын
Same
@gregrowe11683 жыл бұрын
Yeah, Id make sure to take my time ordering though. By the time you finish, you'd end up getting one of everything on the menu for like $15 total.
@rachaelwhelchel81762 жыл бұрын
Oh man, I love these videos! It's my guilty pleasure 🙏 please keep doing more....... I'm addicted
@swingin8713 жыл бұрын
The rhymes with the Doctor Seus reference was good
@citycat28503 жыл бұрын
Respect too the man behind these uploads! 😂
@starboysuniverse99563 жыл бұрын
Stereotype jokes are funny as hell🤣😂😂. As black kid growing up i didnt know why i liked watermelon and banana so much but it turned out because my parents always bought them, my mom would buy a water melon like twice a week and for banana almost 3 times a week, there was one time my mom forgot to buy banana my dad had to drive back just to go get it. I think something being your fav is usually what mommy and daddy had around all the time.
@purplecubeman013 жыл бұрын
"Can I offer you a watermelon for desert?" That killed me lol
@xxskabxx3 жыл бұрын
You guys been slacking here recently. Let’s keep Em coming
@kennyakaspud142 жыл бұрын
“Brunch Crunch White PPL Hawaiian Punch bullshit” 🤣🤣🤣
@robertjones17503 жыл бұрын
Gotta say I love these videos cause it points out the fact that we are all guilty at one point or another of saying thinking or doing some really socially awkward and or shitty things
@b75s2 жыл бұрын
LoL, Awkward Puppets are dead-on with this, the only thing missing is the part were you find out they gave you the wrong order.
@anuraggupta12983 жыл бұрын
This has same vibes as the racist gift basket 😂😂😂
@jotax943 жыл бұрын
i need the bloopers, imagine all that crunch-munch-nonsense or if they pulled that recordings in one go, props!!!
@rudra_kamtekar_22303 жыл бұрын
My Monday is awsm now. Thanks awkward puppets!
@nukecharactersstories62073 жыл бұрын
This video has no business being this funny and true
@Unknown-nh2ss3 жыл бұрын
1:43 why did the backround change
@robblequoffle8456 Жыл бұрын
She probably moved
@no-bozos2 жыл бұрын
I'm addicted to these videos.
@bmwmmmbmwmmm19233 жыл бұрын
As an Arabic man i learned how to say racist jokes from you 😂😂
@noellimon453 жыл бұрын
My favorite drive thru one so far.
@kimbananas3 жыл бұрын
Thank you for making me laugh 😊❤️
@aakankshapandey86013 жыл бұрын
New Awkward Puppets episodes are the best thing that happened during the pandemic!
@Mr.Revit403 жыл бұрын
Awkward puppets is the best thing that happened to youtube
@joshtroy24583 жыл бұрын
Yup that’s facts
@jaydenlamay6283 жыл бұрын
Facts
@jacksonmayers62593 жыл бұрын
Favs
@laliwrk60873 жыл бұрын
Please please upload more and more... Im in love with these puppets...
@Glowz_VR1 Жыл бұрын
0:49 she let out her inner packgod
@jarrodhall13913 жыл бұрын
I love you guys, Thank You for all the laughter.
@masongilliam73523 жыл бұрын
He is not being racist he’s just Suggestingwhat he thinks she might like
@highfivemistertorque45373 жыл бұрын
True,he was spot on what she would enjoy too
@ricecrispyhoe7073 жыл бұрын
It literally is racist..that's the whole point of the video
@hhhenry4553 жыл бұрын
@@highfivemistertorque4537 why?
@ultimoyt03 жыл бұрын
Cap
@JeiJohnson3 жыл бұрын
@@ricecrispyhoe707 It's not racist. It's just playing on stereotypes. Racism was the FIRST video where Diego had his order literally changed up from a burger to anything and everything relating to Mexican food, and then being told to pay in money that is from Mexico, and then told to go back there. THAT'S racism. Funny, but racist. [Edit: Kisha saying the white people-thing was racist. Everything else didn't fall into that category.]
@TaraKitahara3 жыл бұрын
The dr suess 😂
@duckpuppetandfriends7293 жыл бұрын
I find this funny, especially as I am a puppet too, so I can relate! :)
@alexduran24513 жыл бұрын
I like this "please hold"🎶🎶
@reyzellgames9113 жыл бұрын
A watermelon 🍉 for deserve I laugh so hard and I got a cough I sounded like an old man dying
@Ookami202 жыл бұрын
“Nah I still want it” 😭😂😂😂 trueeee
@ZTB432 жыл бұрын
2:36 Dod Gamnit
@pointly2 жыл бұрын
Who doesn't like cold Mellon on a hot summer day in the deep south? I sure do
@alexanderthegreat21653 жыл бұрын
Yesssss lezzzz go Diego!❤
@ducky0nqu4ck943 жыл бұрын
My name's diego😏
@999alv2 жыл бұрын
LMAOO I CANT WITH THIS SHIT I LOVE YOU SO MUCH BRO!
@mateoclivio3 жыл бұрын
We need Diego to come in here and ask for "a Coke...but no really...just fill the cup with tequila pelease so my wife doesn't know I'm drinking in the morning"
@tiffanymichaels24293 жыл бұрын
😂😂😂
@Medicman2626 Жыл бұрын
Queen Latifah would’ve been a great candidate for this voice !!!