Lmao. I swear the judge looks like he wants to laugh but holds it in
@gordonsmith65394 ай бұрын
I've been in front of Judge Simpson before, he's definitely seen himself a bunch of wackadoodles, but I think this one might be a new first place for the Stupid Stuff listing.....
@mrwodabe4 ай бұрын
@@gordonsmith6539@highlight @everyone 🤣🤫🤫"Your Honor, it's the Lead in the Water. I'm Retarded🤪 with mental 🤯features" 💯👈🏿 Big, Fat, AND dumb. A big waste of protoplasm 💯 PLEASE DON'T BREED🤣🤣🤣🤣
4 ай бұрын
@@gordonsmith6539 I've watched plenty of his SovCit cases. He is brilliant.
@claudiamg16584 ай бұрын
😂
@by-rc3nl4 ай бұрын
this is just too good, the look on the dude's face is priceless!
@perrymason42084 ай бұрын
I like the long period of silence and disbelief followed by the defendant’s “hello?”
@serenaDM4 ай бұрын
The hello had me 😅😅😅
@claudiamg16584 ай бұрын
😂😂😂😂 no way to defend himself there is nothing to say 😂
@garethwilliams68604 ай бұрын
The suspension of his license was lifted 2yrs ago. kzbin.info/www/bejne/bWLVan6npJibqdksi=cCakUi4oFVLCx-oK
@xtreme10020034 ай бұрын
@@garethwilliams6860Actually he never had a drivers license to begin with.
@abstraqtphilosophy73574 ай бұрын
Someone said "he'll probably drive to turn himself in". Well, he's got nothing to lose at this point.
@milesjohnson54874 ай бұрын
If he was smart he would have said, " I am in a Tesla, and the car is driving itself."
@sillybollox22444 ай бұрын
Nothing to lose? What if he has an accident on the way? - His insurance would be invalidated, and he would lose everything and more. Edit: There was an error, and his license was supposed to have been reinstated - sorry for his embarrassment!
@WickedStories5074 ай бұрын
@@milesjohnson5487 🤣
@garethwilliams68604 ай бұрын
The suspension of his license was lifted 2yrs ago. kzbin.info/www/bejne/bWLVan6npJibqdksi=cCakUi4oFVLCx-oK
@Rovsau4 ай бұрын
Lost his license, but gained an Oscar.
@emanuellawton79424 ай бұрын
DWS (Driving While Stupid).
@jujutrini84124 ай бұрын
Too many of these people on the roads.
@graydenhibbs4 ай бұрын
That is just too good haha the Guys face he is lost for words 😮😂
@PrograError4 ай бұрын
"ah sheep..."
@ChosenCarter-ln7xs4 ай бұрын
The way the judge threw his pen down trying to hold back laughter 😩😭
@TFM-xk7wg4 ай бұрын
Pure comedy gold, everything about it. The way she puts her hand to her face. Oh america thanks for that one.
@pablangas844 ай бұрын
Defendant lawyer: "My God, i went to college for 76 years for this..."
@alitlweird4 ай бұрын
Dude believed in his heart that he was being super responsible by making it to his dr appt _AND_ his court appearance at the same time. 🏆 God bless him. 😇
@claudiamg16584 ай бұрын
😂
@RIDGEMATIC4 ай бұрын
😂😂😂😂😂
@BradiKal614 ай бұрын
"Hello?" I busted up laughing
4 ай бұрын
Yeah, after two "Er's". I mean, WTF did he think was gonna happen!
@juanblanco78984 ай бұрын
I can't believe this isn't a comedy skit. Had to check if this was "The Onion" channel.
@IsmaelMoualdi-os3kk4 ай бұрын
check the update about him youll understand why he was so confused
@deecal10214 ай бұрын
No one ever said…. reality can’t be comedy.
@serenaDM4 ай бұрын
This cracked me up no end today 😅😅his face when he realized what he'd done 😅😅 comedy gold
@DavidBozek921094 ай бұрын
OMG. Idiocracy has become reality.
@lovelybitofbugle67624 ай бұрын
Life imitating art.
@mrwodabe4 ай бұрын
@@lovelybitofbugle6762@highlight @everyone 🤣🤫🤫"Your Honor, it's the Lead in the Water. I'm Retarded🤪 with mental 🤯features" 💯👈🏿 Big, Fat, AND dumb. A big waste of protoplasm 💯 PLEASE DON'T BREED🤣🤣🤣🤣
@SA-xj8po4 ай бұрын
😂100%....
@rudolf911874 ай бұрын
bLM😂😂😂 for what.😂😂😂
@lovelybitofbugle67624 ай бұрын
@@rudolf91187 B people are great. Everybody should have one.
@SSNBN7774 ай бұрын
Not many people give the whole world a good laugh.
@mztweety13744 ай бұрын
He made that judge question his entire career.
@CheersDits29794 ай бұрын
The judge trying to hold back his laughter 😆
@abstraqtphilosophy73574 ай бұрын
Indeed he was. Had to be professional but it was worth laughing.
@yepitsme999994 ай бұрын
I swear I heard crickets chirping a couple of times when everyone was amazed...... LMAO.... Wow! EPIC FAIL!!!
@milesjohnson54874 ай бұрын
Ummmmm Waaaaah.🤣 KZbin always delivers.
@Noble5704 ай бұрын
The man didn't know he was driving
@izajasz1234 ай бұрын
Outstanding move
@alvaro7014 ай бұрын
Lmao
@prezdentraygun87904 ай бұрын
How will he explain this to other inmates is what I want to know?
@noeltarr88344 ай бұрын
The judge thought the defendant was pranking the court.
@noneyabizz83374 ай бұрын
Guy needs to never again have a license.
@user-fd5qx9hr6q4 ай бұрын
won't make a difference, he'll still be driving.
@mrwodabe4 ай бұрын
@@user-fd5qx9hr6q@highlight @everyone 🤣🤫🤫"Your Honor, it's the Lead in the Water. I'm Retarded🤪 with mental 🤯features" 💯👈🏿 Big, Fat, AND dumb. A big waste of protoplasm 💯 PLEASE DON'T BREED🤣🤣🤣🤣
@rudolf911874 ай бұрын
Like in Africa. No license no poblem 😂😂😂😂
@billtomson57914 ай бұрын
He might lose a few pounds...
@JohnSmith-ti2kp4 ай бұрын
Your honor sir, "is there such thing as born an idiot excuse?'
@anchuto4 ай бұрын
The comedic timing in this is just perfect
@ep38654 ай бұрын
Omgggg this will go down as the best video of 2024 😂😂😂
@metoo65994 ай бұрын
Sometimes, i feel like this guy driving.
@stupid7374 ай бұрын
Also driving wit a phone in his hand
@liatris694 ай бұрын
He steered his case in the wrong direction.
@phillwainewright42214 ай бұрын
Look up 'Idiot' in the dictionary, and there's a picture of this guy.
@adam-fm9lk4 ай бұрын
💯
@iobyoj4 ай бұрын
But his license was reinstated in 2022. The system failed. Why is everybody so quick to judge this man?
@SeanP71954 ай бұрын
Yes, this is real, this is Washtenaw County Courthouse (Ann Arbor/Ypsilanti) which is 30 minutes from me. He’s a well known judge and now the defendant is a well known moron.
@bud1ner4 ай бұрын
There are no words.......
@jad81234 ай бұрын
Well, to be fair he almost got away with it. I blame Zoom. LOL!!! The final OMG gets me. Hysterical!!!
@TheGeorgeous4 ай бұрын
The hustle is real.
@noneyabizz83374 ай бұрын
The iq is low
@rakiceskyler4 ай бұрын
The "yes I am" took me out, hilarious
@Ahgsb4564 ай бұрын
This can’t be real
@ToniaColeman-g3g4 ай бұрын
#CLOSE YOUR MOUTH "MR HARROS"🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
@AngryKittens4 ай бұрын
1:55 birds cawing in the silence. Crickets were still asleep.
@Hastur8054 ай бұрын
His face @ 1:26 got me weak 😂
@hoosierdaddy80024 ай бұрын
Please drive in later and surrender yourself . LOL
@SeanP71954 ай бұрын
Now that…….was an uncomfortable silence.
@Squeeze_Arabenz4 ай бұрын
1:14 the silence was loud asf 💀😂
@jsksjdhdjjsjsnsnsn18734 ай бұрын
Some are afraid of artificial intelligence, So far a natural idiocy is still bigger threat.
@ariochiv4 ай бұрын
The two are related.
@jsksjdhdjjsjsnsnsn18734 ай бұрын
@@ariochiv I what way? Elaborate please🤔
@bible1st4 ай бұрын
He was clearly only driving to his doctor because of a medical emergency your honor, this poor man is obviously insane.
@lawrencegoldman18234 ай бұрын
I blame his lawyer. I'm sorry to laugh at his misery, but I can't help it.
@grimdavid4 ай бұрын
This man has just replaced himself with the actual word called "stupid". What a mad lad. Lol 😅
@loujon1914 ай бұрын
That is correct your honor 😂
@Nathan93Baker4 ай бұрын
Easiest paycheck the prosecutor ever received.😂
@billtomson57914 ай бұрын
"Actually, I'm pulling into the neurology clinic, right...nnnow."
@dmg85304 ай бұрын
I don't get tired of watching this, brilliant! 😂😂😂
@ChosenCarter-ln7xs4 ай бұрын
Judge Simpson wants to laugh so bad & I bet bro court hearing was hilarious cause he's viral 😩😭
@DannyGarcia-jc1dv4 ай бұрын
This is how a meme is born people 🤣
@FearedCast4 ай бұрын
1:15 the judge holding that laugh in 😂😂
@OmarBenjumea4 ай бұрын
The officer who granted this guy a driver license should also be put in jail.
@azhupeo4 ай бұрын
If Beetlejuice had a son
@Mr.NorthSacra9164 ай бұрын
Even the judge was shocked at this dudes stupidity, how brain dead do people get?
@Hi-pt2nq4 ай бұрын
The way he said YES I AM😢😢😅😅😅😅
@perrystone8794 ай бұрын
Hope the judge did the right thing and jailed him immediately for violation of enforcement of suspension
@emanuellawton79424 ай бұрын
This is an SNL skit just waiting to happen.
@graemeorr58844 ай бұрын
The lack of self awareness is staggering 😂
@Paul_in_NJ4 ай бұрын
Right? He doesn't even comprehend what's happening until the very end.
@EthanLomas4 ай бұрын
It takes a lot, but I am speechless LOL
@lashandagrant63394 ай бұрын
Hello 😅😅 just a minute sir we were writing up your sentence
@markjballinger4 ай бұрын
What a dohnut
@s-nova92544 ай бұрын
He would gotten out of this jam if he was Neil Degrasse Tyson
@MrJoecool9999Күн бұрын
He turned up at his nest court appearance wearing a t-shirt with "Trust Me" on the front...! 😂
@michaeltichonuk21764 ай бұрын
Hello?
@BV-co7hy4 ай бұрын
God bless America 😂
@abstraqtphilosophy73574 ай бұрын
Oh yeah, the first world jungle where primitive and uncivlizd behaviours reign supreme
@BV-co7hy4 ай бұрын
@@abstraqtphilosophy7357 exactly, thank the lord I’m not American and live 3 thousand miles away
@reecom98844 ай бұрын
Homer Simpson moment DUH!
@trainstar54 ай бұрын
Some people are just oblivious to life.
@jjhkm4 ай бұрын
Absolute legend
@jimthomas19893 ай бұрын
The Smartest man on the Planet 😂 I been laughing at this Joke for weeks now , this never gets old
@jaypity83314 ай бұрын
If i was the public defender, I would’ve walked off
@HD-gw4wf4 ай бұрын
Come to find out his license was apparently NOT revoked but reinstated, but no one knew. Our judicial system is garbage. But man that was kinda funny...
@termite644 ай бұрын
He had his camera mirrored, your honor. My client was a passenger.
@aaronmindiola80064 ай бұрын
Just wondering how many foots in mouth Ill see when ya'll realize the Judge and the system dropped the ball on this one. The license suspension was removed prior to this hearing and he was driving his wife to the hospital.
@danfromtheburgh20 күн бұрын
He never had a driving license tho
@juliusperseus86124 ай бұрын
Going to your doctor's office = *Driving*
@Champdaniel4 ай бұрын
Patrick star in real life 😂😂💀
@Reeldeal8184 ай бұрын
HE NEEDS TO BE LOCKED UP FOR BEING DUMB!
@gmc97534 ай бұрын
He could have at least said he was travelling and not driving!
@ArchiURURU4 ай бұрын
Amazing jail speedrun attempt
@delhog61614 ай бұрын
The penny dropp’s🤪. Doud just remember don’t pick up the soap in the shower 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂
@ysmith4944 ай бұрын
He should drive himself to jail. 😂
@whitefalcon6303 күн бұрын
That's what the Judge asked him to do.
@HenryRyan-il4bg4 ай бұрын
That was sweet
@larssonk224 ай бұрын
surprised Pikachu face 😂
@drivebyok67094 ай бұрын
And I thought I was stupid lol....
@Marcus-pi2jg4 ай бұрын
“YES. I. AM.” 😭😭😂
@Paul_in_NJ4 ай бұрын
The prosecuting team at 0:52 - trying not to laugh out loud...
@TWolfe7774 ай бұрын
SMH!
@deemdoubleu4 ай бұрын
He could have at least pleaded with the Judge that he was in fact in a Horseless Carriage. The horse bolted and he freewheeled into a parking bay.
@happyfatherof51644 ай бұрын
Hello? 😂
@jaypity83314 ай бұрын
Why he wearing a seatbelt?
@ericibola37434 ай бұрын
Bro never graduated 8th grade.
@joysboy65884 ай бұрын
As they say........ "only in America".......🇺🇸
@DaddyBLUE90S4 ай бұрын
Why do this to yourself?
@tinhinnh4 ай бұрын
is that Gandhi
@lamarbennett1004 ай бұрын
Yes I Yamm
@karenfabery89864 ай бұрын
He probably will need a doctor for sure now …..lol
@RoofProtector.Toiture4 ай бұрын
So smart 😂
@sankofaha75574 ай бұрын
Its like a movie 😅😅😅
@jsksjdhdjjsjsnsnsn18734 ай бұрын
OHH DEARY ME
@tcrump212IsLmbrJck_t4 ай бұрын
I mean, I get it, but there’s something about that judge I don’t like. He kind of gave reptilian…