American Psycho if it was set in 2024

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Dr Phoxotic

Dr Phoxotic

Күн бұрын

Patrick Bateman gives his thoughts on the modern world
#americanpsycho #patrickbateman #literallyme

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@DrPhoxotic
@DrPhoxotic 9 ай бұрын
Cool it with the Anti-Boomer remarks!
@CowToes
@CowToes 9 ай бұрын
Proboomer remarks are pro terrorism.
@queuedjar4578
@queuedjar4578 9 ай бұрын
I have to return some Skibidi Toilet video tapes.
@bigreaderpike
@bigreaderpike 9 ай бұрын
It's funny cuz I think most of the people that it would be correct to apply the generation Boomer tu are already gone from this world.
@The_Ballo
@The_Ballo 9 ай бұрын
Just how many discords are you on?
@MichaelWilliams-ff7kb
@MichaelWilliams-ff7kb 9 ай бұрын
Thank you sir.
@mysteryconfidential-true-crime
@mysteryconfidential-true-crime 7 ай бұрын
Patrick where are you going? “I have to renew my streaming service”
@ianturnbow7011
@ianturnbow7011 7 ай бұрын
Renewing this subscription service has meant nothing.
@nodrvgs
@nodrvgs 7 ай бұрын
LMAOO
@haoukkax8896
@haoukkax8896 7 ай бұрын
I have to go touch grass.
@timopper5488
@timopper5488 6 ай бұрын
“But you can just do it from your phone right here, right now.” “My battery is at 15%, and if personal history is any indicator of the future, there will be multiple failures in the process, causing the phone to die just two seconds before I was to tap the ‘make payment’ button.”
@ladylestranj
@ladylestranj 6 ай бұрын
I have to go charge my phone.
@Swedishmafia101MemeCorporation
@Swedishmafia101MemeCorporation 9 ай бұрын
I am utterly terrified at how accurate this sounds...
@ryanreedgibson
@ryanreedgibson 9 ай бұрын
You need to get out more.
@Weeeesy
@Weeeesy 9 ай бұрын
​@@ryanreedgibsonwhat?
@ChrisGuerra31
@ChrisGuerra31 9 ай бұрын
I feel the same, though only 25% of it is actually accurate
@SupaMan2122
@SupaMan2122 9 ай бұрын
Dying with the NFT part 😂
@mr.frizzyizz5058
@mr.frizzyizz5058 8 ай бұрын
@@ryanreedgibsonme too…
@piratecalypso132
@piratecalypso132 9 ай бұрын
"After I get banned from the murder simulator for too many bad words." We used to be a society...
@AndreiGeorgescu-j9p
@AndreiGeorgescu-j9p 8 ай бұрын
It's what happens when you don't gatekeep who gets power
@joemama1831
@joemama1831 7 ай бұрын
@LeaveChildrenAlone83 dont ask me how but i knew you'd be on an American Psycho video
@doitright5819
@doitright5819 7 ай бұрын
I remember when we first got mics on our Ps3 and my older brother had the mic and would just call everyone “f*****” until we got kicked out of every game. Yea had to enjoy that one without him in the room 😂😂😂😂
@adamlolbonus4977
@adamlolbonus4977 7 ай бұрын
​@LeaveChildrenAlone83 nah what is that pfp
@adamlolbonus4977
@adamlolbonus4977 7 ай бұрын
@LeaveChildrenAlone83 what?
@elwayen20
@elwayen20 6 ай бұрын
Impressive, now let's see Paul Allen's pronouns.
@AlekzanderTamayo-ln8bf
@AlekzanderTamayo-ln8bf 6 ай бұрын
Ohio grammar lol
@search4wisdom
@search4wisdom 6 ай бұрын
😂
@alexf3036
@alexf3036 6 ай бұрын
I think he would purely symbolically use he/they or he/him, so that he could put them on his carrd.
@kojinko
@kojinko 6 ай бұрын
This is too clever!!
@mexicanson
@mexicanson 5 ай бұрын
Yes, let's see.
@rivershadix2781
@rivershadix2781 7 ай бұрын
Patrick Bateman was never supposed to be a relatable or agreeable character. Now I have to spend the rest of the day psychoanalyzing myself to make sure I haven't gone insane.
@mordie31
@mordie31 7 ай бұрын
Actually, collectively, we have. It's very hard to argue that any of us are sane anymore. The few that are don't use technology and live their lives out near nature.
@titanomachy2217
@titanomachy2217 7 ай бұрын
@mordie31 Frighteningly accurate.
@bryanmack4054
@bryanmack4054 7 ай бұрын
Bret Easton Ellis admitted in recent years that a bit of him is in Bateman. Ellis was frustrated with the shallow social conformity around him, so much so that he started to dislike himself.
@godzillazfriction
@godzillazfriction 7 ай бұрын
​@@mordie31bruh, you're equating 'now' because of technology and 'socIal mEdIA' as if it's never been the same since the dawn of the Human existence... now we have contrived concepts such as 'morality' and equating Humanity to being a 'Good' thing to be deemed as which goes for terms such as 'Humane' to equate it towards something 'moral' with positive and righteous intent when compared to 'immoral' then it's set to create a moral high ground to those who are deemed not fit for the 'social norm' that surrounded around Morality, even though that's all a BS modern narrative that was derived from trying to separate and differentiate from those who are deemed 'different' to the social norm and how Humanity cannot be this way despite that goes against the 'nature' aspect of it which is where 'change' comes along as it contradicts with 'nature' itself...
@ragamuffin98
@ragamuffin98 7 ай бұрын
Not agreeable, yes. But he WAS meant to be relatable in a way. I can’t believe I’m explaining this, but the film was an allegory of modern American society
@kroolini3678
@kroolini3678 7 ай бұрын
Getting banned from a murder simulator for using bad words is just the perfect metaphor for online culture
@Mariannalivingston999
@Mariannalivingston999 7 ай бұрын
I think everyone loved that part
@deaconschwarber5142
@deaconschwarber5142 7 ай бұрын
I think is important to note it's a virtual murder simulator and you can still say bad words. Also that not a metaphor
@BlazingOwnager
@BlazingOwnager 7 ай бұрын
@@deaconschwarber5142 No you can't. AI is policing games, including GTA V on console, now. If it decides you are being 'toxic' you will be banned, by a machine. Your entire existence is following the herd in a performative act. In the end, you might be the most Bateman of all of us.
@kroolini3678
@kroolini3678 7 ай бұрын
@@deaconschwarber5142 it is a metaphor, and you completely missed it
@deaconschwarber5142
@deaconschwarber5142 7 ай бұрын
@@kroolini3678 if it is a metaphor what is it comparing to?
@alexhanson449
@alexhanson449 7 ай бұрын
"New card, what do you think?" *Patrick Bateman, he/him*
@xxromanovaxx6682
@xxromanovaxx6682 7 ай бұрын
lol
@angelbotagi
@angelbotagi 7 ай бұрын
“It’s very cool Bateman, but that’s nothing.” *David Van Patten, they/he, genderqueer, heterospecial*
@alexhanson449
@alexhanson449 7 ай бұрын
@@angelbotagi *Jealous stare* Nice...
@mastermitser5693
@mastermitser5693 7 ай бұрын
​@@alexhanson449let's see Paul Allen's gender identity
@batmansmith7422
@batmansmith7422 7 ай бұрын
@@angelbotagiheterospecial. Losing my fucking MIND laughing
@brandonburke9578
@brandonburke9578 9 ай бұрын
This should be a series of its own
@BIG_CHEESE_MAKE_ME
@BIG_CHEESE_MAKE_ME 7 ай бұрын
It IS a series. Every episode is a day, and every day is the same. For more episodes, rewatch the video
@liamnacinovich8232
@liamnacinovich8232 7 ай бұрын
@@BIG_CHEESE_MAKE_MEthe only difference between each day is him becoming a millionaire and losing everything from crypto 💀
@calleocho2107
@calleocho2107 7 ай бұрын
@@BIG_CHEESE_MAKE_MEdamn that’s creepy
@2ksoulja
@2ksoulja 7 ай бұрын
2023 bateman is actually a more tragic figure than og bateman
@deaconschwarber5142
@deaconschwarber5142 7 ай бұрын
Do you have a nail in your brain because you have to be lobotomized to actually think that
@BlazingOwnager
@BlazingOwnager 7 ай бұрын
@@deaconschwarber5142 Nah. OG Bateman was apart of superficial corporate culture existing as a hollow shell going through the motions to put on an image. Now *everyone* is apart of an superficial culture. No more critical thinking. No more disagreement with the tribes. They do all that for you, or at least, you have to pretend. But down deep most of the people pretending, probably even the people freaking out in these comments, are hollow husks. Everyone is Patrick Bateman, now, one way or another.
@deaconschwarber5142
@deaconschwarber5142 7 ай бұрын
@@BlazingOwnager so you're agreeing with me? It's the same idea of modern culture,.of putting up toxic images to get up the fake social ladder. Everyone's been part of it for decades, why do you think a character like Bateman was even created? Because people were already going through that stuff.
@apzzpa
@apzzpa 7 ай бұрын
Agreed, it’s inaccurate representation. Fun though
@DanielJones-ok8cn
@DanielJones-ok8cn 7 ай бұрын
@schwarber5142 The original one is rich, this one is most likely broke
@danielhansen9614
@danielhansen9614 6 ай бұрын
I think you can even go as far as to say that Bateman would be an influencer in 2023. He’s literally the influence blue print (morning routines, “fake” social activism, materialism, everything being aesthetically pleasing). Bateman was the first influencer.
@a2empo
@a2empo 9 ай бұрын
"I can't believe that Bryce perfers Van Patten's skibidi to my rizz."
@Bornstellar071
@Bornstellar071 7 ай бұрын
Good god
@sebmeister67
@sebmeister67 7 ай бұрын
what's skibidi?
@rafarafa3604
@rafarafa3604 7 ай бұрын
Did you just speak demon?
@Rohit.Gaikwad
@Rohit.Gaikwad 7 ай бұрын
​@@sebmeister67stupid toilet thing
@Markeplier23
@Markeplier23 7 ай бұрын
“Let’s see Paul Allen’s gyatt”
@GODLYNXofficial
@GODLYNXofficial 7 ай бұрын
This is literally scarier than the original American Psycho
@BlazingOwnager
@BlazingOwnager 7 ай бұрын
It really is. This might have been a comedy sketch but it's honestly a template for the perfect reboot. No one really IDENTIFIED with Bateman in the original. But now.. now this is most of America.
@deaconschwarber5142
@deaconschwarber5142 7 ай бұрын
​@@BlazingOwnagerpeople eat soy, invest in crypto, like saying slurs in GTA, and think like psycho paths? Do you go outside
@deaconschwarber5142
@deaconschwarber5142 7 ай бұрын
You shouldn't be allowed to have an opinion on the original tbh
@BlazingOwnager
@BlazingOwnager 7 ай бұрын
@@deaconschwarber5142 And... why is that?
@GODLYNXofficial
@GODLYNXofficial 7 ай бұрын
@deaconschwarber5142 Anytime someone says "you shouldn't be allowed," I automatically know u ignorant, so thanks for confirming your ignorance. Go to China bro. Ull fit in there.
@grugnotice7746
@grugnotice7746 9 ай бұрын
Defining a generation with this one, Phoxotic.
@deaconschwarber5142
@deaconschwarber5142 7 ай бұрын
You seem like an incel
@deaconschwarber5142
@deaconschwarber5142 7 ай бұрын
Have you been outside before?
@grugnotice7746
@grugnotice7746 7 ай бұрын
@@deaconschwarber5142 I'll have mine...SKINNY.
@deaconschwarber5142
@deaconschwarber5142 7 ай бұрын
@@grugnotice7746 I'll take that as a no
@grugnotice7746
@grugnotice7746 7 ай бұрын
@@deaconschwarber5142 Nobody cares, except when it's funny to abuse you.
@DunkYTP
@DunkYTP 7 ай бұрын
This is absolutely amazing. Everything was perfect. Why is this not at millions of views
@DakotaDogProductionsAk83
@DakotaDogProductionsAk83 7 ай бұрын
The sheeple be controlled by the youtube, that’s why 😢
@thugborea
@thugborea 7 ай бұрын
@@DakotaDogProductionsAk83>sheeple Oh my reddit…
@tomhanson4008
@tomhanson4008 3 ай бұрын
For real, the maker of this video did a great job
@barmbailey6934
@barmbailey6934 7 ай бұрын
"And although you can send me a text, and have data communicating with other data; I'am simply not there......"
@Perunslav1
@Perunslav1 Ай бұрын
100
@IsaacFoster..
@IsaacFoster.. 7 ай бұрын
He was literally me. Now I'm literally him.
@Spurdospaerde692
@Spurdospaerde692 7 ай бұрын
But only figuratively.
@antoniopalmiero6761
@antoniopalmiero6761 7 ай бұрын
Sure😅
@CausticSpace
@CausticSpace 7 ай бұрын
These words are incomprehensible to lovers of consumption
@deaconschwarber5142
@deaconschwarber5142 7 ай бұрын
Look I think you would be a complete loser if you actually think this.
@amritas2400
@amritas2400 7 ай бұрын
Not "literally". Lol Tell me you're a kid without telling me you're a kid.
@Tokmurok
@Tokmurok 7 ай бұрын
"After getting banned from the murder simulator for using too many bad words" 😂
@johnanon658
@johnanon658 6 ай бұрын
Relatable
@Ping0309
@Ping0309 6 ай бұрын
i mean it's really accurate
@nikolaosboukouvalas449
@nikolaosboukouvalas449 9 ай бұрын
"Who would have thought that an asset with an infinite supply would lose value like that?"
@jmsessn
@jmsessn 7 ай бұрын
whereas the original bateman being one hell of an expert of the investment markets would have known that the exact opposite of this statement is true
@Theevil6ify
@Theevil6ify 7 ай бұрын
​@@jmsessn Ah, but this is Patrick Zoomman, with little to no knowledge of investment or financing because his father never taught him anything, and everything he knows is gleaned from youtube shorts and forums
@jmsessn
@jmsessn 7 ай бұрын
@@Theevil6ify ahhh, fair enough 😄
@vicrattlehead69
@vicrattlehead69 7 ай бұрын
inflation be like:
@johnanon658
@johnanon658 6 ай бұрын
Buy BTC only. All others are infinite, and scams.
@mattmattmatt131313
@mattmattmatt131313 7 ай бұрын
2:01 "After getting banned from the murder simulator for using too many bad words." Damn man... too accurate!
@hehehehahah3817
@hehehehahah3817 5 ай бұрын
😅
@ModestCube100
@ModestCube100 Ай бұрын
“Something wrong Patrick? You’re not mewing.”
@decoy139
@decoy139 9 ай бұрын
He looks not just like Patrick Bateman, but also as a Norman Bates😂
@dimancor2925
@dimancor2925 9 ай бұрын
Yea, i see that too)
@dimancor2925
@dimancor2925 9 ай бұрын
In Starbucks especially
@acardinalconsideration824
@acardinalconsideration824 7 ай бұрын
He morphed into a Norman Bates/Ted Bundy, Patrick Bateman hybrid
@floppaeditz123
@floppaeditz123 7 ай бұрын
YO I WAS THINKING EXACTLY THE SAME THING
@Jaesdaes
@Jaesdaes 7 ай бұрын
And Jim carrey
@ArcanePath360
@ArcanePath360 7 ай бұрын
"My Nihilism rationalizes my bad choices" This hit me hard for some reason.
@johnanon658
@johnanon658 6 ай бұрын
I feel attacked, lol. Seriously, tho, op, call out to Jesus. See if He doesnt answer, in His way…
@mrnice7570
@mrnice7570 6 ай бұрын
Buddha loves those that love others my friend
@ArcanePath360
@ArcanePath360 6 ай бұрын
@@mrnice7570 well he won't love me then
@tripptank
@tripptank 6 ай бұрын
​@@johnanon658 Asterisk "in his way" lol. Translation: wait for something slightly related to happen, and find a way to attribute it to what you believe.
@Warlord_Megatron
@Warlord_Megatron 6 ай бұрын
He knows what he's doing
@ArsxnIV
@ArsxnIV 7 ай бұрын
"I didn't know blue whales could survive out of water" 😂
@Lemantra
@Lemantra 7 ай бұрын
Ong 💀
@skyr4tMusic
@skyr4tMusic 7 ай бұрын
Bro murdered her blood line with that one
@Lemantra
@Lemantra 7 ай бұрын
@@skyr4tMusic She most likely murdered her own bloodline way before that
@YourCapyFrenBigly_3DPipes1999
@YourCapyFrenBigly_3DPipes1999 7 ай бұрын
That's where I fell out 💀💀💀☠️ 😂 Need halp
@Bossanova.
@Bossanova. 7 ай бұрын
Where are the Japanese whale hunters when we need them?
@SMG516
@SMG516 7 ай бұрын
Patrick Bateman has been mewing since 1985, no wonder he looks so good
@joesamson26
@joesamson26 6 ай бұрын
LinkedIn is the new business card flashing.
@yaelz6043
@yaelz6043 9 ай бұрын
The doc went from making memes to documentaries.
@knight-mares
@knight-mares 9 ай бұрын
This was... the scariest video I've ever seen in my life... and it's all true. We are all American Psychos.
@etsequentia6765
@etsequentia6765 9 ай бұрын
Welcome. We're one big happy family over here.
@ryangreene270
@ryangreene270 7 ай бұрын
And yet we’re much more sane than everyone else out there
@Im.Smaher
@Im.Smaher 7 ай бұрын
Who’s we
@cartoonsketcher0819
@cartoonsketcher0819 7 ай бұрын
He said it! He said the thing!
@seantylerfermin4927
@seantylerfermin4927 7 ай бұрын
​@@ryangreene270really?
@richardplinkett4956
@richardplinkett4956 6 ай бұрын
I feel like Bateman would be the one with an OF account, not a subscriber. "I checked my OnlyFans account, I have over thirty thousand subscribers. I feel dead inside."
@ValentinoVitez
@ValentinoVitez 7 ай бұрын
Just noticed that Bateman and Batman are only one letter apart from each other
@calebbean1384
@calebbean1384 6 ай бұрын
He also kills the guy who plays the Joker in the movie
@dapperninji646
@dapperninji646 7 ай бұрын
That Generational Tribalism line, fucked me up. 😭🤣
@Tere999
@Tere999 5 ай бұрын
Very accurate.
@cazecomic
@cazecomic 7 ай бұрын
What I love is that it seems like you’ve genuinely read the book based on these descriptions and what he says to people he describes as lesser
@doomsdayatroosevelt
@doomsdayatroosevelt 7 ай бұрын
I read the book a couple of years ago. It was a one and done for me. Let's just say the movie is toned WAY down compared to the book.
@cazecomic
@cazecomic 7 ай бұрын
@@doomsdayatroosevelt oh definitely, and I love the movie too
@itsgood7036
@itsgood7036 6 ай бұрын
I initially thought it was a reworded segment from the actual book
@namansawhney9013
@namansawhney9013 6 ай бұрын
This is ai can't you tell lol
@cazecomic
@cazecomic 6 ай бұрын
@@namansawhney9013the script is not lol
@JustinCage56
@JustinCage56 7 ай бұрын
This legit reads like the novel. I always wanted see what a Modern Bateman would be like and this is the best example of that. Evening the ending feels like something Bret Easton Ellis would write. Like that one chapter where Bateman was on a drug bender and the chapter just abruptly ends
@badbot223
@badbot223 7 ай бұрын
That book is sick. I mean SICK. The movie looks like an episode of "The office" compared to the book.
@DumbFuckStudios
@DumbFuckStudios 7 ай бұрын
Which chapter, I feel like there was several of those 😭
@DumbFuckStudios
@DumbFuckStudios 7 ай бұрын
@@badbot223 oh absolutely. The book makes the movie look like a toddler show by comparison, it’s that bad
@0aghost0
@0aghost0 7 ай бұрын
@@badbot223 It’s the most gruesome and disgusting book I have ever read, but also the funniest! I love his drug-induced ramblings and the way he constantly humiliates himself (nose bleed scene, coffee cup, and the entirety of “A Thursday in August” the aforementioned drug bender chapter).
@boop004
@boop004 7 ай бұрын
@@DumbFuckStudios A lot of detail can be lost from a book to a film. Jurassic Park went that way as well.
@P4RK3R1Z3D
@P4RK3R1Z3D 7 ай бұрын
The fact that it went in a circle is so perfect.
@TheStrangeHermit
@TheStrangeHermit 6 ай бұрын
"...and made sure to look her dead in her eye as I said the word 'Skinny'." Fuckin love it!!!
@venom_lowrider
@venom_lowrider 7 ай бұрын
The artwork, the music, the voice, the script...all perfect! Props to the creator! I'd watch a whole movie if he made it
@CrazyGamer1541
@CrazyGamer1541 7 ай бұрын
there were multiple moments when the art had improper anatomy
@TheGumbyGuy
@TheGumbyGuy 7 ай бұрын
​@@CrazyGamer1541 the art is ai
@pluto9000
@pluto9000 7 ай бұрын
CrazyGamer1541 the script is also written by LLM like ChatGPT
@qwopiretyu
@qwopiretyu 7 ай бұрын
"If HE made it" ahh clever
@jackdavis455
@jackdavis455 7 ай бұрын
No need to watch a movie bud. You’re living it! We all are😔
@anonymousbakasussy
@anonymousbakasussy 9 ай бұрын
“It was perfect.” - Homelander
@deaconschwarber5142
@deaconschwarber5142 7 ай бұрын
I don't you should be quoting a character that's literally a white supremacist
@BlazingOwnager
@BlazingOwnager 7 ай бұрын
@@deaconschwarber5142 Signal harder, signal into the sun, nobody will care in the end. I'd quote Butcher instead, but, I'm sure youtube would block that comment.
@alechboy3578
@alechboy3578 7 ай бұрын
​@@deaconschwarber5142 Your ideology is basically stupid. Also being white is better
@segismundosaulalex3065
@segismundosaulalex3065 7 ай бұрын
​@@deaconschwarber5142 Cute bot.
@miketacos9034
@miketacos9034 7 ай бұрын
“I make sure to update myself regularly on whatever trending topics I am required to have an opinion about, and proceed to choose the opinion that my peers would most likely agree with, although I know almost nothing about it, as I lack the motivation or self-discipline to read anything more than headlines before making my conclusions.”
@SOBEKCrocodileGod
@SOBEKCrocodileGod 7 ай бұрын
“Well, we have to end apartheid for one. And slow down the nuclear arms race, stop terrorism and world hunger. We have to provide food and shelter for the homeless, and oppose racial discrimination and promote civil rights, while also promoting equal rights for women. We have to encourage a return to traditional moral values. Most importantly, we have to promote general social concern and less materialism in young people.” Damn he was this guy back in the 80s too just without social media lol
@ladystardust1483
@ladystardust1483 7 ай бұрын
​@@SOBEKCrocodileGodvery true! I've always thought this ❤😊
@tripptank
@tripptank 6 ай бұрын
Patrick Batemans cadence, but not his personality. Hahaha
@lenaalt2387
@lenaalt2387 6 ай бұрын
@@ladystardust1483 you're being sarcastic
@TheSlicingSword
@TheSlicingSword 7 ай бұрын
"I didn't realize Blue Whales could survive out of water" 💀💀💀
@JoseRamirez-vj1gg
@JoseRamirez-vj1gg 5 ай бұрын
Omg me 2 cuz
@wolfgangl8797
@wolfgangl8797 6 ай бұрын
I sent this to an older coworker and he responded: "When the original American Psycho becomes quaint, we have entered darker times."
@ercoleborgiano
@ercoleborgiano 9 ай бұрын
The Zoomer Psycho is dangerously accurate 😳
@jamesthelamenter5464
@jamesthelamenter5464 9 ай бұрын
Let's see Paul Alan's Memes.
@maczek_1892
@maczek_1892 7 ай бұрын
NFT *
@james5995
@james5995 7 ай бұрын
Big Chungus, the tasteful thickness of it
@TopicalEssay
@TopicalEssay 7 ай бұрын
Ah yes, Paul "Alan"
@johnanon658
@johnanon658 6 ай бұрын
@@TopicalEssaywas “alan” a jew trying to pass?
@ParrotMan01276
@ParrotMan01276 9 ай бұрын
I've heard that the writer of the book would have set it in Silicon Valley if he wrote it today. This is a very interesting take.
@schoo9256
@schoo9256 6 ай бұрын
In American Psycho, Patrick knows he is empty and surrounds himself with superficial things he thinks give meaning to other people, then wonders why he does not also find meaning in them. He has no capacity for feeling anything, but is intelligent enough to know he needs to connect with something, but because he doesn't feel he doesn't realise he won't be satisfied with shallow pursuits. I don't think this video is about the same thing, it seems to use Patrick Bateman as some kind of relatable everyman, when the whole point of American Psycho is that he isn't, he is like an alien trying to understand what makes humans tick. Most people reading this have both intellect AND the capacity to feel. In conclusion, yes social media is fucked, but just because you relate to the sentiments in this video does not mean you are Patrick Bateman.
@calebbean1384
@calebbean1384 6 ай бұрын
I think this video is making fun of the "sigma male" types that relate to this kind of character. At least I hope so 😅
@joedoe783
@joedoe783 6 ай бұрын
1 minute in absolutely nails the hypocrisy of being against racism and sexism while being a racist and sexist.
@rene2106
@rene2106 9 ай бұрын
A full movie from this would be amazing
@donkeykongisbetterthanmari7495
@donkeykongisbetterthanmari7495 7 ай бұрын
nah just watch Whiplash
@gie51917
@gie51917 7 ай бұрын
@@donkeykongisbetterthanmari7495 Whiplash is not that good.
@thetriathigamer1544
@thetriathigamer1544 7 ай бұрын
​@@gie51917 The court finds you guilty of heresy. You are hereby sentenced to eating a Popeyes biscuit with no bev.
@mickmockedmack
@mickmockedmack 7 ай бұрын
​@gie51917 Whiplash was pretty good, at least as a musician. The message was weird though. "Work yourself to the bone to become great so you can die young and your teacher feels vindicated for his illegal teaching practices."
@gie51917
@gie51917 7 ай бұрын
@@mickmockedmack "while he (i.e. the teacher) plays the most generic, NPC jazz in a club because, after all, it's a Hollywood flick. I'm a musician, too. Chazelle obviously isn't. But hey, if you enjoyed Whiplash, that's fine with me :)
@leandromadeireira8840
@leandromadeireira8840 7 ай бұрын
This doesn't even looks like a parody, is just too good.
@подэмерон
@подэмерон 7 ай бұрын
0:17 Hand with 6 fingers out of nowhere...
@Bruno-by8pb
@Bruno-by8pb 7 ай бұрын
Probably ai generated.
@tommymurphy459
@tommymurphy459 7 ай бұрын
Let's see Paul Allen's fingers...
@Amiraa615lav
@Amiraa615lav 6 ай бұрын
​@@tommymurphy459😂
@davejlh4988
@davejlh4988 6 ай бұрын
Very good but there is no way Bateman would order a caramel Frappuccino, he was already obsessed with his body in the eighties, imagine how competitive he would be in today’s society of image obsessed men.
@Alphaa-vd3ww
@Alphaa-vd3ww 5 ай бұрын
Agree
@jgonz1325
@jgonz1325 7 ай бұрын
It starts with deleting all socials. Escape.
@jgonz1325
@jgonz1325 5 ай бұрын
@BigJacques69 pick up a book and read! That’s what humans have done for the past 2000 years. You can still use socials as a tool. I personally still use snap only for FAMILY, and Twitter is my diary.
@Kris.G
@Kris.G 5 ай бұрын
@BigJacques69 just delete them all and after a week or two you will never want to go back
@patrickbatman141
@patrickbatman141 3 ай бұрын
I deleted them at 14. I'm now 24. I don't understand how people can be on those things lol. They either make you feel inadequate or turn you into a narcissist who's life revolves around admiration from people who don't care about your life at all because they are focused on their own.
@xXBarracudaXx
@xXBarracudaXx 7 ай бұрын
This is hilarious and a believable interpretation of what America Psycho would be today
@boop004
@boop004 7 ай бұрын
It's more tragic than the original, too, regarding how much of a personality shift he'd outwardly have to achieve, to jump through all the illogical hoops of today.
@croonyerzoonyer
@croonyerzoonyer 9 ай бұрын
Impressive, very nice. Let’s see Paul Allens version.
@sketos_d
@sketos_d 7 ай бұрын
2:42 bro is literally me for this line 💀💀
@democracy.superiority.enjoyer
@democracy.superiority.enjoyer Ай бұрын
The fact that many men look up to a serial killer shows just how right this movie was in analysis of what men need, to be not just a cog in the machine to have purpouse, to be free from the limitations of the superficial superimposed irrational public perseption of him, designed by the habittus ,which subconciousely controlls our every move
@justwannabehappy6735
@justwannabehappy6735 Ай бұрын
For real. It's really cringe that people think it's a good thing that they relate to such a miserable fictional character.
@iesha3703
@iesha3703 5 ай бұрын
Now, lets see how Paul Allen's day goes.
@paulsaulpaul
@paulsaulpaul 9 ай бұрын
Wow. On point and perfectly executed.
@trime1015
@trime1015 9 ай бұрын
1:00 Pure gold
@mamaluigi1438
@mamaluigi1438 7 ай бұрын
Lmao what incel made this
@ManCity-5Peat-Loading
@ManCity-5Peat-Loading 7 ай бұрын
It is so spot on it hurts lol
@patrickbatman141
@patrickbatman141 3 ай бұрын
I love fact she hates him for the colour of his skin but she is also a white person. Literally half of americas population for the last 5 or 6 years in a nutshell.
@Nobody-re6ow
@Nobody-re6ow 8 ай бұрын
1:05 The way Patrick is looking at her like: "Seriously?"
@patrickbatman141
@patrickbatman141 3 ай бұрын
Hilarious.
@WellBeSerious12
@WellBeSerious12 7 ай бұрын
"I didn't realize blue whales could survive outside water." Words to live by.
@iloveads123
@iloveads123 5 ай бұрын
In the card scenes, instead of showing off the cards, it would be showing off cell phones, with Patrick having the iPhone 15 Pro and Paul Allen having the iPhone 15 Pro Max.
@mattasticmattattack8546
@mattasticmattattack8546 9 ай бұрын
No joke here , just a masterpiece 😢👏👏👏👏❤️
@johnnysteelalpha7713
@johnnysteelalpha7713 9 ай бұрын
Agree. Just kinda scarily on point.
@mattasticmattattack8546
@mattasticmattattack8546 9 ай бұрын
@@johnnysteelalpha7713 exactly
@TheLordmep
@TheLordmep 9 ай бұрын
The realism is frightening.
@aedalis88
@aedalis88 9 ай бұрын
This is gold. Pure gold.
@A10914
@A10914 7 ай бұрын
Definitely scarily accurate how he portrayed society in the video
@JombysAright
@JombysAright 7 ай бұрын
1:35 That's the Patrick we didn't think we wanted, but we needed..
@the_happykodiak2421
@the_happykodiak2421 7 ай бұрын
This, unlike the original American Psycho, did provide a catharsis. Thank you
@theorangeoof926
@theorangeoof926 7 ай бұрын
In all fairness, it might have provided catharsis back in the 80’s. Very far removed from our tech-crazy time now.
@TheHamburgler123
@TheHamburgler123 9 ай бұрын
Holy shit. This video was super well done and uncanny. You nailed this one, dude. Definitely left me with some food for thought.
@crackhead2734
@crackhead2734 9 ай бұрын
Actual fucking masterpiece holy shit, this is 100% gonna blow up
@trottheblackdog
@trottheblackdog 9 ай бұрын
Terrifying, beautiful, razor sharp, and true. This is art.
@TopicalEssay
@TopicalEssay 7 ай бұрын
This video has opened me up to the fact that thinking deeply after putting my phone away and trying to fall asleep but failing is actually a good thing and I can finally take the time to meditate my life and the choices I've taken
@goblin7404
@goblin7404 Ай бұрын
This is my favourite video on KZbin.
@bigeherb
@bigeherb 9 ай бұрын
Thanks!
@naythanjones2320
@naythanjones2320 9 ай бұрын
Thank you for helping make more of these!
@DrPhoxotic
@DrPhoxotic 9 ай бұрын
Dude you're a freakin legend!!
@Pashaok.
@Pashaok. 7 ай бұрын
Did you make it out the hood or smth
@56jasa
@56jasa 7 ай бұрын
Did you write this?
@yokedss
@yokedss 7 ай бұрын
​@@Pashaok.I mean it's not like $100 is alot lol 💀
@DruuzilTechGames
@DruuzilTechGames 9 ай бұрын
1:13 - LMFAO.
@Bllinker
@Bllinker 9 ай бұрын
Another masterpiece
@andrejohnson6731
@andrejohnson6731 6 ай бұрын
I would LOVE to have Christian Bale revisit this exact script in a sketch.
@DrPhoxotic
@DrPhoxotic 6 ай бұрын
Hopefully he sets up a cameo lol
@Doodlebreadd
@Doodlebreadd 2 ай бұрын
“ When color dyed hair indicated a interest in skateboarding not a mental illness “ I can’t 😭😭😭
@ImbraWolf
@ImbraWolf 7 ай бұрын
sounds like a monday
@saintjewhunter
@saintjewhunter 7 ай бұрын
i read it as monkey , although i didn’t hesitate..
@RedRumOnE
@RedRumOnE 7 ай бұрын
"I want to fit in."
@naythanjones2320
@naythanjones2320 9 ай бұрын
Now this is some of your best work
@monkai666
@monkai666 5 ай бұрын
0:18 The 6 digit hand looks so unsettling.
@ramealium
@ramealium 7 ай бұрын
this is literally the best youtube video ive seen in a year
@daltonrapp8163
@daltonrapp8163 9 ай бұрын
Let’s see Paul Allen in 2023
@jamesbyrne9312
@jamesbyrne9312 7 ай бұрын
What's wrong Patrick,you're sweating?
@joesamson26
@joesamson26 6 ай бұрын
Your retweet was sufficient, Luis.
@jamesbyrne9312
@jamesbyrne9312 6 ай бұрын
@@joesamson26 patrick your sweating?
@jamesbyrne9312
@jamesbyrne9312 6 ай бұрын
@@joesamson26 haaha
@holyshades6462
@holyshades6462 9 ай бұрын
Bro! How does this not have a million views? That was really cool man! Pure art!
@draic890
@draic890 7 ай бұрын
The AI art is absolutely terrific. Proof that it's a phenomenal tool in the hands of a skilled person
@parasitesundinism
@parasitesundinism 7 ай бұрын
Skilled?
@draic890
@draic890 7 ай бұрын
@@parasitesundinism You can't compare a sculptor and a CNC machinist, but you still need someone who knows what they're doing to get good results out of a CNC machine.
@kittensofdeath4904
@kittensofdeath4904 7 ай бұрын
"once I reach the front of the unnecessarily long queue I am served by a non-gender conforming staff member whose various anti-racism and anti-sexism iconography juxtaposed nicely with her unbridled hatred of me for the color of my skin and the XY chromosome configuration of my DNA" this one is too accurate
@somenothing7914
@somenothing7914 7 ай бұрын
is it really?
@theblueprint2001
@theblueprint2001 7 ай бұрын
@@somenothing7914im gonna guess youre a non conformist 😂
@somenothing7914
@somenothing7914 7 ай бұрын
@@theblueprint2001 im guessing you're a conformist
@V1nVicious
@V1nVicious 2 ай бұрын
It went from "he's totally me" to "he's ACTUALLY totally 90% of people who watched this video"
@GenericProtagonist7
@GenericProtagonist7 7 ай бұрын
"'Good', I think to myself." Maniac
@alecstn
@alecstn 8 ай бұрын
This is exactly where Patrick Bateman became American Psycho
@An00n
@An00n Ай бұрын
"After getting banned from the murder simulator for using too many bad words." Good one, I lost.
@dude9318
@dude9318 5 ай бұрын
The world needs God and will always need God
@Mii.2.0
@Mii.2.0 5 ай бұрын
I'm an atheist *tips fedora*
@AshuraG5
@AshuraG5 7 ай бұрын
2:18 bro looking like Jim Carrrey here
@TheMightyShrimp
@TheMightyShrimp 9 ай бұрын
This is the best video i saw on youtube Well done mate
@hrishikeshnair586
@hrishikeshnair586 7 ай бұрын
The bit about the endless notifications and how repetitive the whole thing is reminds me too much about myself and the lifestyle I currently lead. I have been suffering from a Reddit-KZbin addiction for a while now. I actively despise the former website and the latter does not entertain me much anymore, yet I still overuse both each day for no reason other than habit. Thanks for posting this video. It's very well made and funny, and I relate to it enough that I think I can finally be motivated to make some changes in my life.
@BillimanMCjon
@BillimanMCjon 7 ай бұрын
Dont worry man, i believe you can make It out of this cycle one day
@ethanoptimized
@ethanoptimized 7 ай бұрын
Not trying to be the self promoting guy in the comments but I made a youtube channel about overcoming my youtube addiction, it could help
@SadSoupP
@SadSoupP 7 ай бұрын
Let's put the phone down together gentlemen we can be better than this
@matthewdeklerk3457
@matthewdeklerk3457 7 ай бұрын
just quit. Literally delete your account and block the website. Like just stop it's not heroin my guy just turn off the PC, delete the app, remove your browser. Took me ten seconds to quit reddit, literally hours of time on the site to absolutely nothing overnight. Good riddance, amazing decision, i'll never have to listen to racist piss-drinkers telling me some bullshit they read in the guardian last week.
@56jasa
@56jasa 7 ай бұрын
Same. Although for me it's no longer Reddit. Mostly I just use it for porn. I also e-rp a lot. But same for KZbin. I installed a time tracker several years ago and seeing the thousands of hours racked up is just depressing.
@ozl8259
@ozl8259 5 ай бұрын
The way it went full circle at the end to show how repetitive his life is was chef’s kiss
@Kodeb8
@Kodeb8 2 ай бұрын
There is a moment of sheer panic when I realize that Paul's soyjak is depicting me, and is obviously more gemmy than mine.
@mr.snottybuttztv5530
@mr.snottybuttztv5530 7 ай бұрын
“Is that all you have to contribute van patten? WHAT ABOUT FUCKING FORTNIGHT?”
@ladystardust1483
@ladystardust1483 7 ай бұрын
Ha! Love the homage😂😂😂😂
@Bmadfly
@Bmadfly 6 ай бұрын
A roller-coaster of emotions. Had me laughing hard, but also reflecting on some sad parts. "The nihilism I have internalised reminds me that nothing really matters anyway thus allowing me to rationalise these objectively bad lifestyle choices"
@regzzuse280
@regzzuse280 7 ай бұрын
RIP Dorsia😢
@ManCity-5Peat-Loading
@ManCity-5Peat-Loading 7 ай бұрын
He can try and get a reservation at French laundry now
@northernking2604
@northernking2604 3 ай бұрын
I dont see patrick bateman joining hustlers university😂😂😂
@heroofmalta9158
@heroofmalta9158 Ай бұрын
“After I get banned from the murder simulator for using too many bad words” “We train young men to drop fire on people, but their commanders won’t let them write ‘fuck’ on their airplane because it’s obscene!”
@music0cool
@music0cool 9 ай бұрын
This is hilarious lmao! Would love to see a full movie modern remake
@knight-mares
@knight-mares 9 ай бұрын
you misspelled terrifying
@Der.Soldat
@Der.Soldat 7 ай бұрын
​​@@knight-maresI'm all for good grammar, but they didn't put the word terrifying in their comment.
@music0cool
@music0cool 7 ай бұрын
@@Der.Soldat It was a joke lol, they meant that its terrifying, not hilarious (its both!)
@Der.Soldat
@Der.Soldat 7 ай бұрын
@@music0cool ohh okay! Lol
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