Stupid Mother Gives Her Kid a Stupid Name

[@TheRealDoggoCEO]

*Squire Sebastian Senator* when he's older: *I AM THE SENATE*

[@MikeIce4SG]

Holy shit DIO

[@roadroller8851]

Father?

[@MikeIce4SG]

@@roadroller8851 hahah xd

[@aidankeys8534]

The one good part

[@danthestatman8444]

Senator Squire Sebastian Senator

[@grandarkfang_1482]

Oh, we won't change his name. He'll do it when he turn 21. *_If_* he lives that long with such a terrible name.

[@grandarkfang_1482]

And an even more terrible mother.

[@russellhunter363]

You can change your name at age 18.

[@grandarkfang_1482]

@@russellhunter363 even better.

[@davidcortes4022]

If he can afford it

[@Ephra_wangai]

@@davidcortes4022 as I recall it's only a couple hundred, at least where I live. Though... his mom may try to hoard his money so he can't.

[@rainbow_vader]

Abcde: I have the stupidest name Squire Sebastian Senator: *hold my sippie cup*

[@idiejdbfkskdkdbdj5671]

Trent Keller, Lord of Cringe Underrated comment

[@justyourlocalwitchhunter9184]

Hold my batik Bionet Aldi Putra Djumilan which mean BAYONET Aldi SON of Djumilan yeah that is my actual name

[@grimdarkAngel]

Sippie cup XD That deserves a like

[@adromea5628]

@@justyourlocalwitchhunter9184 F

[@videogameunderappreciateda8174]

I think the kid literally named Dovahkiin has the worst name really.

[@axzzystar3775]

14 years later: *Squire Sebastian Senator finally finds this video*

[@karma1507]

I'd like to see the reaction video

[@bigbutter7783]

Atleat he's named "Squire Sebastian Senator" and not "Sebastian Senator" so he can't be named SS but this name is just one of the stupiest thing on the internet I have seen in this year

[@Memerproductions]

He prolly will have been committed suicide by then, with a name like that oh god

[@OHWHATSTHAT]

​@@bigbutter7783Super Supreme Straight

[@JonTheVGNerd]

@@karma1507 I also have to wonder if his mom's name is ever revealed, or if her husband has long left her.

[@Eggiku]

She’s right, she wasn’t drunk. She was drunk and high at a strip club when she named him.

[@tastyloaf5487]

And when she conceived him.

[@HeCometh232]

So she got drunk and high at her job

[@hk8393]

she was high on heroine

[@ZacksRockingLifestyle]

HK She likely thinks she is a heroine for doing this, but she comes off as foolish as a heroin user. Also, please mate, remember the difference between heroine “hear-o-in” and heroin “hare-o-in.” A heroine is often just badass, where heroin makes you feel like you’re a badass until it kills you or at the least makes you super sick (and not in the cool way).

[@hk8393]

@@ZacksRockingLifestyle thanks for your reply

[@MS-nb2zg]

“This should be child abuse” Looool so true

[@wandren912]

In norway it is illegal

[@georgetichon5038]

Nah it is child abuse cause if I had a name like that I would kill myself

[@zanebugembe1107]

in germany it's illegal

[@doo_lissdu_lighost6133]

Sadly, this shit is legal in the U.S. Like, why?

[@aimerboy69]

hey man do u know whats the game that used in the video ? '

[@EPL-bp4cd]

Y'know how mothers call their kid by their full name when the kid does something bad? "Squire Sebastion Senator Mark Twain Musk the Third, Son of Fat Cow...COME HERE!"

[@laamada1348]

The third? Holy fuck the grandfather has the same name?

[@juloris2]

Lol

[@notverybreathtaking3631]

Jesus Christ, that is hilarious and sad. I've never felt both giggly and upset at the same time before.

[@zachary5759]

EPL7268 you ruined it with the "fat cow" the way this man said "... You Stupid Cow..." speaks for it's self

[@ghotlygamer]

Honestly wh0 gives a shit

[@hddavidvee7691]

X Æ A X-ii: *finally a worthy opponent, our battle will be legendary*

[@duckway4733]

Jesus condom: pffft, get a load of these idiots.

[@stinkymonke3622]

P.Ennis: am i a joke to you?

[@muanofuny7457]

Mister America:Impossible

[@tunaboi12]

Audio science: amateurs Yes I shit you not someone named there fucking kid audio science

[@thecharizardchampion1055]

@@stinkymonke3622 yes

[@thischannelisajoke6810]

mum: happy 18 bir- squire Sebastian senator: *walks out the door* mum: what are you doing? squire Sebastian senator: I'm changing my name

[@ryananderson7805]

Absolutely

[@zekezzekekan2144]

Precedes to only change the senator part to president.

he's going to name himself joe

[@vietnamtoday9573]

connor .brühmoment do not recite the evil spell to me, I was there when it was written

[@jonathanallard2128]

@@zekezzekekan2144 Proceeds* Precede = to come before something.

[@jukesdtj656]

Mother: I'm gonna name my child Squire Sebastion Senator. His FIRST name. Kid at 14 years old: Pumped up kicks plays in the distance

[@jukesdtj656]

@Lemons & Limes Thank you, I try.

[@jacobbeall1022]

He said pumped up kicks bro 😂

[@kayleeteehan7062]

That's my favorite song. I love Foster The People.

[@luigimario2382]

I feel like multiple people missed the joke.

[@kayleeteehan7062]

@@luigimario2382 who missed the joke? I feel like everyone in this comment section (replying to Duke Jokes) got the joke. I'm not trying to be rude. I am just confused about who you're talking about.

[@grimchameleon0546]

Xx_squireSebastian_senator_xX Has joined the party.

[@Sebas-847]

EndurableVids Gaming welcome Ex-Ex-Underscore-SquireSebastian-Underscore-Senator-Underscore-Ex-Ex.

[@sophiacristina]

Let the troll begin!

[@vasoconvict]

Xx_squireSebastian_senator_xX has been banned from the party. Reason: omg you so stapid u name bad itwa SSS: what the fuck and why did my shitty mother name me this

[@pixelmaster9964]

666 likes, I’m scared to leave one

[@YumPaint]

That name would now survive a modern warfare in game chat back in 06-09

[@F1restorm66]

Mother: **gives her kid a stupid name** Mother: **is made fun of** Mother: **surprised pikachu**

[@jonathanallard2128]

..face

[@F1restorm66]

Jonathan Allard yes

[@a_randomanimationyt4205]

I knew You will say that

[@DrShaym]

I emphasize that Squire Sebastian Senator is all only his _first_ name, and she expects people to say all that every time they talk about him.

[@FuneralSpear]

Luckily here in germany we have laws against this sort of bullshit. When you name your child the registry office has to approve of it, focusing on how it affects the child's well-being.

[@KeitaroHirochi]

I hope he'll just be called Seb.

[@t1mmypsp]

or triple s in this case since it had all "s's" in the beginning

[@topazzz1546]

Squire Sebastian Senator has won the battle! Gains 7 EXP 15 Gold Found a herb! Keep? Yes < No

[@lordinquisitorsec7532]

I'd call him Sebastian only. Yes this woman's insane.

[@feesh8551]

"Cloudy Cloudshoes McFingledopper" *And that's just his first name*

[@deadbrain2548]

FEESH that’s actually his middle name and you don’t even want to know his last name. My-mama-named-me-cuz-my-dad-doesnt-know-i-exist-so-he-couldnt-rescue-me.

[@elihescott5055]

His full name is "Cloudiuth Prositute Shoemaking FinglingDopper"

[@SnippedThemCherries]

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[@princepauncey325]

His full name is Cloudy Clownshoes McFingledopper Boofy Dooperson Shn'lyy Abcde Loopsterossa Kalshloop.

[@ripclawt0627]

The only reason why I like this comment is because of his name. FEESH

[@humanratteler9760]

“Not be allowed to have a nickname” You know by the time this kid is in middle school or maybe even elementary, he’s going to use a different name, case closed.

[@subzero4190295]

@Im not racist I swear you're racist

[@ASmartNameForMe]

My name is jack English, so my friends (well even beyond just my friends) call me jenglish. Its not even a joke anymore its just my name now. But god why did I have to have english as my second name living in ireland?

[@polarbear6479]

Considering Ireland’s history...... uh oh. I’m sorry man

[@JonoZaidi]

My name is Jonathon but most people call me “Jono” it’s practically my name now I’m quick to respond to Jono rather than Jonathon

[@Fiery_Latina_Goatchan_GF_681]

@@ASmartNameForMe i like it^^

[@stephenjones101]

My stepson named his son "Zelon". Since they are Chinese, I thought it must be some common Chinese name, but my wife never heard of it either. Turns out it's the login name of a millenial gaming friend of his that he only knows via League of Legends. I have no faith in future generations!

[@bloatedblitz]

Welcome to the internet ig

[@donslink9885]

Zelon is actually a pretty nice name

[@covalent7772]

I mean... Zelon's a good name, it's unique isn't it, even though it's a login name it's still good, i mean i made a story character's name Monix and now i'm planning to name my child Monix

[@theonethathungers5552]

Zelon isn’t that bad, especially if they’re Chinese. Because most people might make the assumption you did that it’s something Chinese. At the same time, they probably won’t forbid them from having a nickname. There’s also middle names or even last names that people will go by. It also depends on whether it’s pronounced “Zeelon” or “Zelon” like melon with a z. Plus, the past generations aren’t exactly full of faith either. Kids get instructed in school on how some of the biggest fuck ups in history have those responsible either alive or have only been dead for a short while. Maybe you’d have a point if the comparison points weren’t having bad names and almost starting nuclear winter and still having the threat of it overhead resurge every so often.

[@Mr.Bazamo]

Monix and Zelon are actually pretty neat, at least compared to mine (Baszil, lol)

[@Dr3Mc3Ninja]

Selfish parent. There is no justification for naming them something that long and ridiculous. They will be bullied relentlessly. Job applications will seem like a joke. These people think they are doing their child a favour, yet they wouldn't legally change their own name to be something so ridiculous.

[@HighGuy69]

See a name that long wouldn't even be a problem... It's just so ridiculously stupid...

[@willt2007]

It's funny, this kid, once he's 18, is probably gonna cut off connection to his mom after he changes his name

[@dragonicbladex7574]

@@HighGuy69 I adversely think its fine but too long, like 3 words long for a first name? Wow.

[@ladycrystalr-u.s.a]

With a name like Squire Sebastion, he'll never be a Knight.

[@BaldTorment]

a damn shame too

[@carbonreptile5437]

that's a good play on words ngl

[@doosin8696]

We are evolving backwards. Again. Edit: I didn't even mention feminism once and there's already a bunch of comments about it.

[@emilengen7825]

Yeah, since feminism was born.

[@myusbisbroken7898]

@@emilengen7825 1st wave and 2nd wave feminism was a good thing and then 3rd wave feminism is flushing it down the toilet.

[@manganistDIMITRI]

3rd wave feminism ruined everything that real feminists fought for.

[@goldenangel158]

Yea feminists in the past did some good things for both genders but now the feminists are destroying their past and making people what to stay away from them now

[@crazycactuar1465]

Whis don't jump to conclusions.

[@reb-dom1ne]

well technically, he can say *I AM THE SENATE* and it will be true.

[@islandbrad3497]

my name is marlin and i get bulled i now this kid will be bulled

[@semolina__]

Did someone say my name?

[@gyga4906]

@@semolina__ did you make that account just for this joke or have you always been named that

[@simplySwag7567]

not. yet.

[@reb-dom1ne]

@@simplySwag7567 uh oh

[@Demonslayre]

Parents who give their kids "Unique" names are telling the world "I don't believe my child will be unique or be able to stand out so I'll give it a name to make it stand out!"

[@Matt-ir5be]

Yes but why is the child "it"

[@Demonslayre]

@@Matt-ir5be because the kid doesn't stand out. More specifically, both boys and girls get "unique" names and i have neither the care nor inclination to give the made up one a gender

[@pointingsoyjak4271]

So true

[@oimeuchapa6995]

(I know im one year late, but i have to say...) Im Brazilian and here spanic and portuguese names are the more common, but i found in my school someone named "happy birthday" but he was from northeast, a poor area of country, obviously people there have no idea about english so the name was f#k1ng "RepiBârtidei"... literally...

[@stefanospsorakis2561]

Or they are from foreign places even then you can translate to the closest word in said language to yours

[@galaxystar3450]

This mom: my son's name is a revolution!! John Jacob Jingle Himer Smith: hold my beer

[@beastwarsFTW]

Oldman Finnigan: Hold my tinnigan.

[@chanchitojr3398]

Galaxy Star but, his name is my name too

[@sheldon-cooper]

Whenever I go out, the people always shout "there goes John Jacob jingle himer smith"

[@benjistida007]

Nananananana

[@gamecarnival2024]

That's not even a bad name

[@botelladeaguamediollena4885]

Squire Sebastian Senator.... at least she didn’t name him X Æ A-12

[@bacht4799]

He sounds like a Spongebob Squarepants character with that name..!

[@lovelydolltime8006]

And that's only his 1st name.

[@gravity-fy2gh]

How tf u pronounce that

[@m0dp1g21]

@@gravity-fy2gh jennifer

[@bestbechara8682]

The name looks like it's on fire lol

[@CrabbyMcCrab11]

Nobody: People bullying this kid: I am inevitable.

[@זהסודי-ה7מ]

This dood clutching a fist fight against them: and I am Iron Man

[@JR-vt7rb]

Bullies hear his name Bullies: Damn im not mocking this kid, im a bully not a monster

[@goldenalbatross9462]

Back in 4th grade, a student was named “Senator”

[@Matt-ir5be]

Ahh so he didnt make it to 5th grade. Im not suprised

[@ptitecame6688]

@@Matt-ir5be 👌

[@wilhelmburgdorf9309]

He is the senate

[@Assadul-Naml]

Lil palpy

[@alexkhaid]

At school apparently we have a kid called Private Jet, only kids at my school understand

[@leonlynoe5784]

My sis is disabled so im gonna call my child disabled jonothan denmark

[@boognish9869]

That's just the first name though

[@leonlynoe5784]

@@boognish9869 lmao

[@sfsaviation]

Cameron Nelson last name would be Wheelchair Timmy Colorado

[@emmabb2076]

What about Cain?

[@emmabb2076]

@ if I had twins they would be called Des and Troy.

[@someguy1576]

That’s only good if you want your kid to have a job at Fruit Loops

[@CybernikTheHedgehog]

Or a good name in a RPG.

[@sheriffaboubakar9720]

huh?

[@newhandlewhodis]

some guy 1 or Disney

[@MeatEatingVegan777]

Sounds like a fruity villain in a weird kid's cartoon.

[@ConnorSharp333]

some guy 1 isn’t it technically “froot loops”?

[@cryptid-artha]

My mom used to work at Juvenile Hall, helping to teach the kids there. There was one kid there whose name is, I kid you not, FIRST NAME, Trout Fishing in American. And his parents wonder why he ended up in Juvie....

[@littleoreo7717]

And I thought celebrities naming their own children was bad

[@Kairos_Akuma]

I mean Celebkids have stupid names yes... but there mostly set for life and dont have to rely on getting a job (as sad as it is), but this...just no.

[@fcjokesss9625]

Tu Morrow

[@JediGamer1977N.A.I]

never forget apple

[@mikeoxlong1395]

@@JediGamer1977N.A.I MoonUnit

[@dtbristol]

It reminds me of mothers that make their child sick so they can get attention. The name she has given this child will just get him picked on. Then the mother can go on social media and claim victim status. Look at what is happening to me and my son! People are so mean and intolerant!

[@cavejohnson4306]

And then the kid kills his mother and shoots up his school, what does she want him to do?

[@williamgray7268]

Next episode of Oprah

[@patchchrist]

You mean the ones with munchausen?

[@LuciferXFallen290]

That's a mental disorder called munchausen syndrome by proxy

[@teamreincarnationleadereme7572]

@Y. vazquez loosend?? What does that mean

[@jacobmonks3722]

Playing F-Zero X? A true man of culture I see.

[@MrOof-ob8uw]

@@liamwarkentin5913 im a 2000's kid i have no idea captain falcon was born here

[@executorarktanis2323]

I missed it born later 4 years

[@openjcd]

I say the same.

[@dragringer1480]

There was a JJBA ver sion of F-Zero X Its called F-MEGA

[@fordz3781]

​@@MrOof-ob8uwFirst F-Zero was on the SNES. So he wasn't born here.

[@JonnyCrackers]

She clearly sees her child as an object to put on display rather than a human being. Real piece of work, this one.

[@whis3791]

I remember meeting a kid who's 1st and middle name were "Lettuce Pray"

[@zaptheking3942]

Toots Magotes L e t t u c e S p r a y

[@kanishkakamble5186]

L e t t u c e p r a y

[@whatafak7141]

Ľėťțůćę Přäý

[@wandren912]

Also someone that was called Abcde...

[@eggplant7008]

Was his mom a vegan?

[@rexmundi3108]

Ever notice how "inclusive" actually means "exclusive"?

[@jurtra9090]

Its different

[@hifai1176]

Yo frl

[@gyga4906]

Why everybody gotta be exclusive of inclusive why can't we just be clusive

[@SUPEREV4Nyt]

*"No I wasn't drunk"* was the first part of the quote. The rest of it is, *"I was simply on cocaine. Well. And... Meth? I think"*

[@doo_lissdu_lighost6133]

And Marijuana. Don't forget Marijuana.

[@pixelboy1192]

Her next childs name: Bethamphetimene the drunken

[@ivoryghost7080]

Your forgetting the space cakes, she had at least 5,6 yeah let’s go 5 5 of those

[@ThatControlUser]

Lsd

[@malwareshop]

Imagine waiting for like 8 months and then deciding to name your son like that

[@theblackcladbadass8]

It’s abusive to name a kid like that.

[@acn1813]

Russia Ball thank you

[@stupid9533]

I feel bad for her poor kid tho Like, how tf is he supposed to lead a happy life with that name?

[@theblackcladbadass8]

Cliff Wilson exactly

[@acn1813]

Wait do you know Polandball?

[@theblackcladbadass8]

RangeCommander 15 sadly no

[@buttermoose7078]

Teacher: "All right class, let's list the alphabet. A, b, c, d, e,---" Abcde: "Did you call on me?"

[@ajarofpickles2826]

How much do you wanna bet the kid will legally change his name when he gets older? I mean hell thats what I would do

[@feedthemeat543f]

Honestly the mother should be charged with child abuse. The poor little basdard is going to be tormented his entire childhood.

[@SteveMasterPL]

i dont think someone with that name will live that long. id kill myself honestly

[@TinkerTailorSailorTy]

A jar of pickles that's if his crazy mother hasn't brainwashed him into liking his name which she probably will do. This is how kids become weird.

[@erddun]

€100 I bet he Will chanche name

[@bananek1208]

My life

[@juliascaesar484]

Squire sebastian senator isn't tha- That's only his first name. *Spits out coffee

[@warriorpax5760]

"Squire" doesn't even sound like a name, that sounds like a title.

[@omaewamoushindeiru584]

@@warriorpax5760 It IS a title. Its the title for the servant+apprentice+weapon-carrier of a medieval knight.

[@theonethathungers5552]

Dudes gonna go by Sebastian and change his name to whatever name his mom hates the most when he’s an adult

[@zacharythomas8485]

Why do you think she's called Meg, it's short for Megatron.

[@jakubdura828]

Autobots assemble sorry

[@ZS05]

Robots in disguise!

[@highground7923]

As a transformers fan, I approve

[@castiron2844]

Zachary Thomas read that as megaton

[@greatleader4841]

its a family guy reference...

[@aidanreid2551]

Imagine in like 20 years we’re all calling our kids squire Sebastian senator and names like Luke and John are weird and controversial

[@jonathanallard2128]

Luke!! OMFG LOL!!! Where did you make that up!??

[@johnmonroe8557]

yea soon shitty mac shitterson is gonna be a normal and my name a simple common 4 letter word name J-O-H-N is gonna be considered stupid

[@theoozemen3646]

Welp I wouldn't be surprised at this point with all the dipshits dictating how we conduct ourselves

[@goku-sangreen4510]

No that is generally possible

[@covalent7772]

I'll name my child Monix, does it sound like a good name?

[@IndigoEuphonium]

4:04 So by that logic, would it be okay to name a black child "slave"?

[@AllStarNate]

Uh-oh. What have you done?!

[@konga8246]

Make sure his last name isn't Black

[@oquitbootz]

Slave sounds nice, Imagine a guy spent his own life tormented by his own name “Slave” then became so successful, redemption story, then at the time he went to change his name he accepted himself; would make a really nice book

[@brookalynn]

Oquit Lopez im going to name my first child slave in hopes of this happening. thank u for inspiring me

[@quarthmeat1884]

Slave sabastion servant

[@deathtousernames]

Someone once told me they had to ask this person what her name was because her name tag said “Shithead”. She told him “Shi-thee-od”. I told that to someone else and she said she’s actually seen people with that name as well. She went on to tell me she saw someone with the name pronounced“Ash-o-lay”, spelled A-S-S-H-O-L-E. I swear to anyone reading this, this is a true story.

[@Mr.Bazamo]

F

[@thedemongodvalos4965]

That name is terrible. But not as bad as Moe Lester would be.

[@notjustaperson2259]

XD

[@notjustaperson2259]

Or ray pist

[@cossaizy6309]

My fucking parents thought it would be a good idea to name me after a despots son... and if my if pronunced just right it would mean pussy in my native language, not to mention its ugly sounding... i wish i could change it rn

[@tastyloaf5487]

My mum knew a chick named Sue Ridge. Say it out loud and you'll get it.

[@Ashegao]

@@tastyloaf5487 well uh the joke flew other my head there buddy

[@cantthinkofaname5046]

A feminist named her boy vagiana

[@RyuFuzen]

Bryan Is A Noob of course the child abusing bitch would, because she hates all men

[@majinbuddha5392]

Do u have link?

[@cantthinkofaname5046]

Majin Buddha I can’t remember where I saw it.

[@homemadepasta3208]

Lol

[@soviettoaster_9323]

Bryan Is A Noob I remember that like it was yesterday

[@dasolemnvizitah4473]

"Famous people don't have weird names." Benadryl Slumbernap

[@doo_lissdu_lighost6133]

Doris Day

[@tommerker8063]

benedict is not a weird name though.

[@lorettamowell8764]

Engelbert Humperdinck... I rest my case.

[@CheeseYourself]

A close friend of mine is called Ziggy, apparently after Ziggy Stardust. I've asked him and his parents if it's just a nickname, but no, it actually is his real, legal name.

[@warriorpax5760]

Hey, at least "Ziggy" actually sounds like a good name. "Squire Sebastian Senator" sounds like a joke-name that you'd drunkenly name the Fallen Child in Undertale or something like that.

[@olivercrespo2329]

That’s at least a cool name based on a culturally iconic piece of art.

[@valhatan3907]

That actually sounds cool. And you know what is funny? There is actually a teenage writer named "Ziggy Zezsyazeoviennazabrizkie" 😂 its a legit name

[@983dbleu2]

Squire Sebastian senator 9th god of the moon, slayer of the night, leader of life come here right now your in deep trouble

[@mr.correct8475]

69 Likes, nice.

[@jonathanallard2128]

You're* go back to fuckin school.

[@misterclownman1895]

@@jonathanallard2128 fuck off?

[@jonathanallard2128]

@@misterclownman1895 yes

[@misterclownman1895]

@@jonathanallard2128 yes

[@ElfenThorne]

Kids First Name is Squire Sebastian Senator

[@nofty_]

fucking fire ass name.

[@ericakooistra1967]

The SSS..hm that reminds me of the nazi SS

[@FRD357]

What about Karl Kallum Konrad

[@cjnewman7550]

Cute profile pic. What is it?

[@flawless_Cowboy]

nofty fucking fire ass meme 👌

[@candicoated2001]

Instead of naming him squire she could named him something associated with knights like Arthur, Lance, Lionel, Richard, Alexander. The list goes on. Instead of naming him senator. Choose names associated with it if you love it so much. Like Benjamin, Thomas, Robert, James. Again plenty of options.

[@theshocker7637]

She could also use Palpatine instead of senator

[@karrotkek9352]

Arthur Sebastian James isnt as bad as that but isnt the most easy thing to say either though

[@mj-cd9fr]

@@karrotkek9352 Definetly better then Squire Sebastion Senator though

[@reneebevere7590]

Genius Genius it's brilliant I say

[@isaacling6560]

Arthur Sebastian Benjamin? Sounds kinda weird cause that's just his first name

[@dedikpurwanto9842]

Mom: Smithywebberjaggermanjensen. And is that your first name.

[@pinksywedarnoc8017]

Nice spongebob reference!!!

[@DanTheReaperMann]

Imagine the kid in the medieval era as a actual squire. This is squire Squire Sebastian Senator, we just call him ssss for short. Years later when he becomes a knight, this i knight Squire Sebastian Senator, we just call him ksss for short.

[@1billionbees]

Imagine if it was only Squire Senator and he was a jew during WWII...

[@thetophatkin006]

Thats how he proposed to his wife "Molly will you ksss me"

[@sqaddin1225]

lol I thought this was gonna be about ABCDE (pronounced Absiddy), its great to see more stupid mothers, really inspires my hope for society!!!

[@russellhunter363]

Oh lord, I've seen some worse names than that. Nastylicious comes to mind.

[@CelicaSNC]

Well... Name you provided a actually sounds great

[@rupertdriggs8104]

@Digicraftmon the Crystal Gem that's like a name for an animal.

[@adeviantsponge7328]

I actually like how Absiddy sounds. But SPELL IT DECENTLY!

[@ShotzInTheLight]

@@adeviantsponge7328 Yeah, that's what I'm saying. I actually think it's a nice sounding name, but the spelling is fucking stupid.

[@Mastershibe]

Why does this name remind me of a nerdy ass character either in yugioh or beyblade

[@noname97q93]

How about naming your child Yugioh Virgil Beyblade?

[@laputin5958]

Whats wrong with Yo-Gi-Oh?

[@chillvibes_Official]

@@laputin5958 I'm asking the same thing man

[@RUSTYCHEVYTRUCK]

La Putin nothing but it’s guaranteed to get you bullied in school

[@natebmcfc9279]

Dont know why but "it's the reason why this country's going down the f*cking tube" line kills me every time 😂

[@eiansmemesanddumbstuff9710]

Ok my child will be metalworker Stan barbecue

[@cboyaustin90337]

I’m in the army and I met a guy who changed his name to Soldier 4thelord. Yes. Soldier 4thelord is his new legal name and was on his name tapes on his uniform 😂😂😂😂😂

[@wokedog1799]

That guy is a legend. Massive respect to both you and him.

[@BalakeFisher]

More people NEED to see this

[@dr.stronk9857]

what a legend

[@chilleddrivingchannel2167]

better than squire sebastian senator

[@Yakubstopguy]

Absolute mad lad

[@wolfblade31jones55]

His name is Squire Sebastian Senator. Me: That isn't so bad. That's his FIRST name. Me: . . . I have several questions, first of all why? Second how did this get inside her head?! Thirdly, HOW DID SOMEONE HAVE SO SUCH A TINY AMOUNT OF BRAIN CELLS TO THINK OF THIS AND STILL FUNCTION ENOUGH TO NOT BE ON THE DOC'S RADAR?! Seriously, was she doing all the drugs? Did she open a child name book to S, found three and go hmmmmmm, why not all for a GOD DAMN FIRST NAME! Because why pick one, that's expecting too much.

[@Mario-gn6dd]

She said: I have more chromosomes than you

[@vigdisjonaarnadottir6491]

Also, did his father approve this name?

[@jeremyfeldmann7969]

@@vigdisjonaarnadottir6491 i dont think the dad is around. If he is he a bata chuck

[@Unjustly_Confident]

I had a teacher literally called Jane Goodenough. She wasn’t good enough, she got fired for hitting the quiet kid because he wouldn’t explain the answer to the class even though he had written more then anyone else, and was deathly afraid of public speaking. Disgusting woman

[@bruhdealer5208]

Wtf?

[@Neko-gs4ip]

bruhhhh

[@minimaster0328]

I thought this was gonna be a pun

[@theodoreroosevelt1858]

husband: so what do you want to name the baby Wife: *ABCDE* husband:what how is that even spelled? Wife: *A b C D e* husband: ... get out im sending you to honolulu

[@thealmightybucket5930]

why Honolulu xD

[@AmaryInkawult]

It IS child abuse in some state laws. There have been dumber name selections than this and each time it was deemed abuse.

[@Dualbladedscorpion7737]

Few years ago someone wanted to name their kid adalf hitler, fortently the cort didn't allows this to happen.

[@williamfree7927]

@@Dualbladedscorpion7737 I also recall hearing about someone wanting to name their child Facebook.

[@danieldeak9141]

At least he is not named: "Herr Schnitzelnazi" But seriously that kid Will commit suicide the first chance he gets.

[@thedestroyerofchairs9156]

That's an interesting name

[@stuff5757]

I mean, that's natural selection. She takes care of her kid and when he's around 16 he kills himself thus ending his mother's line of stupidity

[@einfachno6730]

Schnitzelnazi? 🤔

[@phoqueewe7230]

@@einfachno6730 Key and Peele

[@demon_xd_]

He will most likely at least TRY to change his name

[@lasa9595]

"If you name your kid a stupid name they should be taken away from you' Elon Musk : 😳

[@HeRRydeRR]

Well, at least his name can be prononced normally (if im not wrong, Elon said the name its pronounced Sam or something like that)

[@dr.garretsshow]

@@HeRRydeRR he said the name is pronounced X Ash A-12, there is nothing normal about it

[@JamMonsterFrfo]

well but Elon is a shorter name and its pretty easy to roll off the tongue so even though its uncommon it also isn't literally 25 characters long

[@user-ni7ui1nk8p]

@@dr.garretsshow the kids first name is X. That’s not a bad name. Also, he isn’t setting up the child for failure, because if he applies for a job people will know it isn’t a joke. Also, I doubt people will bully a celebrity’s child. It is a strange name, but the context makes it not as bad.

[@dr.garretsshow]

@@user-ni7ui1nk8p that is a ridiculous name, I might like Elon and SpaceX, if the child was just named Ash it would be normal, now if you go to a school and tell people your name is X A-12, what people would think? Sure, people would be afraid to mock her in fear of being sued by Ellon, but the fact the kid is named X Ash A-12, remains

[@GunsAndRoses871]

She is a real life Peter Griffin.

[@hentaihaven2843]

Rose and Rise I was just thinking of that seen where meg was born and peter wrote “Megatron Griffin” on her birth certificate.

[@somekid2500]

Rose and Rise Violets and fall This kid’s guaranteed To be bullied by all

[@reaperclutz7170]

I love that channel

[@samlandry4033]

Megatron

[@mastermuffles7097]

she's fricken worse. At least Peter allows her to be called Meg.

[@wexfordbuccos_7161]

There’s a girl I went to highschool with named. “Crystal Chan Delier” The last name is Delier, middle nam Chan, first name Crystal

[@BlueBD]

That what happens when you have punsters for parents

[@cavejohnson4306]

There was someone in my high school who named their kid “Diamond Destiny Dunkin Smith”. Diamond grew up to burn her school down with copious amounts of weed injuring dozens, really sets a good precedent doesn’t it,

[@TheKyrix82]

...that's actually kind of clever

[@lilkxdude5659]

At fucking least her first name is only Crystal

[@lordinquisitorsec7532]

Her parents hated her. It's the only explanation I can think of.

[@rhydianjones1739]

He probably won't even be vaccinated

[@Metalman200xdamnit]

And the downside is?

[@percyreiling]

Rhydian Jones for the child it will be ok to die at age 3.

[@Metalman200xdamnit]

What Rhydian is saying is that the kid would not be vaccinated because his idiot mother would believe vaccinations cause autism.

[@Snailsxd]

@@Metalman200xdamnit forgot to change accounts?

[@josephinebecker7410]

@@Metalman200xdamnit who pretends to be someone else just to feel smart by explaining something to yourself for attention? That's honestly really pathetic get a life.

[@voltekthecyborg7898]

Really, his name change is really simple. He doesn't even have to use squire and senator. He can say, "Just call me Sebastian"

[@Dilbert1999]

"How can you judge an unborn child?" Unborn children are under threat of having their lives taken from them at any time by their own mothers, I think they can handle a bit of judgement.

[@mamabear1394]

Ooooooooooooooo

[@hahahaha-yw9ot]

Dayum..good point

[@hahahaha-yw9ot]

@Kel Rowland I didn’t ask

[@afflixzockerz5383]

@@hahahaha-yw9ot legit nobody did

[@unbacked0397]

That name makes the name Darkdeath Evilman sound normal. And that name was a joke from a video game.

[@Pixel_Rocket23]

I shall obey the Prinny.

[@chlaco8739]

Damn...he got really pissed this time...god damn...

[@xypnosii]

X Æ A-12: *ima pretend i never saw that*

[@JDMOON55555]

Lmao

[@JDMOON55555]

Thats the spirit

[@jedrzejklakowski1820]

No he would say finally a worthy opponent

[@eliasthesarcastic8707]

10:10 follow the word rival on the race. That is basically how she drove before getting to the hospital.

[@atownicpepperoni7217]

Elias the Sarcastic Make sense

[@whatisupmyfellowamericans8808]

I find this personally funny because something similar to what happened in the video happened to my mother while she was carrying me. Wait am I mentally retarded?

[@bigchefdylan4802]

Her alphabet soup spilled and she sat there and pondered like The Thinker "this would be a good name" Edit: I thought this was mainly gonna be the "Abcde" name cause the title and made this joke, still applies tho

[@loneronin6813]

Originally, my mother wanted to name me Boris, and my father wanted to name me Rasputin. I don't know where my mother got the idea for Boris from, and I have precisely no Russian ancestry. You would be right in thinking that I wouldn't want to be named after a historical figure who was allegedly a sorcerer on top of his many other unsavory activities and his influence over royalty, but I actually prefer it over Boris. Luckily, my mother thought better of it and decided to name me Chris, which is what her sister wanted to call her son, but I was born first so I dodged a serious bullet...twice lol :P

[@Matt-ir5be]

I was almost called reuben

[@goofygoober7248]

Boris is a nice name

[@u9477]

@@TheMillerChild you didnt dodge a bullet, you dodged a fucking nuke

[@TheBluePhoenix008]

Hi Chris

[@loneronin6813]

@@TheBluePhoenix008 Hey how's it going? :) I hope you're doing well and that everything is going well for you.

[@franilovic4139]

"Your name is not what determines how special you are. *you superficial bimbo"* Lol i cant agree more on this

[@buildawall5803]

I used to know a girl in my old day care Brittney Cewed and (her last name is forgot) but her middle name pronoused SEA WEED and I told her what do fish smoke and I sayd Sea Weed and she cried

[@cossaizy6309]

Ur an asshole harry

[@alrineusaldore6764]

Lmao

[@lautheimpaler4686]

Did you become friends though ?

[@svefnhnuturthorgeirsson]

Did you smash

[@kennastout7621]

Brittney Cewed Forgot? Lol

[@VeebsterTV]

I can speak from experience having a silly unreal sounding name does diminish confidence and vastly increase the risk of bullying at a young and impressionable age

[@VeebsterTV]

@@CanYouDontirl No, thats just a handle, but equally as unrealistic sounding

[@bigcheese165]

Can fuckin relate, i had to become the school bully to get all the shiteaters to shut up

[@ratchetdora4479]

This sounds cruel, but I hope that A. The kid gets taken away at an early age B. The kid comes out mentally disabled. ( so that he can’t comprehend when he’s being made fun of) Or c. She dies close to her due date so that the baby can survive while she dies, leaving the child to a capable family.

[@lilkxdude5659]

Only you would hope that a child is mentally disabled. Only you

[@diogo.9782]

You forgot to add name change

[@Inksanity]

I hope he gets taken away and his new parents legally change his name

[@squawk4391]

@@lilkxdude5659 I mean, they've got a point. The kid would probably kill himself before his 15th year if he was conscious enough to understand the situation.

[@lilkxdude5659]

@@squawk4391 I'm pretty sure the kid has a better chance to make a change if he's smart, than disabled. If he's suicidal, then he should be helped.

[@serpentinious7745]

I once heard a story about a girl who's 1st name was something like "Lulu does the hulu in Hawaii". She hated the name and just told everyone her name was Lulu. Then her parents divorced and during the custody hearing when the judge saw her full name on the papers he got pissed and ordered the parents to change it on the grounds that it was child abuse.

[@Lestifer]

I would cry

[@grape_soduh]

Souds like a name i'd give to a pokemon or a character in a rpg

[@FamiliarGecko]

Nah, you can't give a name that long to a Pokémon! :P

[@officialcehro117]

"name already taken"

[@johhada9304]

Squire sebastian senator the pikachu

[@matthewplayspiano7053]

I’d call him triple s

[@lordinquisitorsec7532]

I'd name it Settra (of many titles that take 2 hours to list them all.)

[@Metalman200xdamnit]

Squire Sebastian Senator? Was she high when she came up with that name? That kid is going to get the shit kicked out of him repeatedly.

[@Diortelon]

More like in and out.

[@ihavethehighground8697]

Me: **randomly writes abcde in the death note** News: "300 named abcde girls has mysteriously died" Me: hol up, yo wtf?

[@elimoser7546]

One problem. You have to visualize the person's face when you write their name. That's to avoid unintentional deaths

[@chrismcdowall05]

@@elimoser7546 And their full name, so you couldn't try to kill Luke after he drank the green milk unless you knew he was a Skywalker. So do I have to call he Rey Skywalker or Rey Palpatine? These are the important questions.

[@topazzz1546]

You know when they say they're not crazy... And using that cross eyed lady in your thumbnail to represent the mother, is an insult to that cross eyed lady.

[@claritey]

I actually know someone who named her daughter Abcde. The girl is 10 yrs old now and seems to like her name. As far as I know she hasn't gotten teased over it but then again she isn't the only one with an unusual name/odd pronunciation in her class, for example there's a boy named Lestat after the vampire in the Anne Rice novels. This seems to be becoming more of a widespread phenomenon, having an unusual name might turn out ok as a kid but I can definitely see the point about their resume not being taken seriously because the employer thinks it's a joke.

[@ArtfulCosumDust]

Naming kids stupid/childish names was always an issue but they were at least cutie names which can be translated. Rosie-Rose,Jamie-James. The hell can you fix Squire Sabastion Senator?

[@bluebatmanvk5535]

Tbh pronouncing is as ab-se-dee doesn't sound too bad, though it looks like the person who named her is abit on the unoriginal side.

[@thebr3310]

If i have a son I'm naming him Sam, Dean, or Castiel, and if i have a girl I'm naming her Ruby, Meg, or Lillith

[@coltonwilliams4153]

I have no problem naming someone after fictional characters in successful novels. That’s how culture develops. I can’t imagine how many boys were named Beowulf or Siegfried when those stories first came out centuries ago just because of storytellers spreading them around. I think that the name Arya got really popular because of obvious reasons in the last few years. I honestly like the thought of uncommon names. It’s the combination of uncommon and unimaginative that I have a problem with. Seriously, Sebastian is an excellent name that makes me think of sophistication and culture. So why did she go and ruin it?

[@floridaman2806]

@@thebr3310 what about Mary or John

[@orilachman8853]

Me: Squire Sebastian Senator doesn’t sound too crazy Shaym: that’s his first name and he cannot have a nickname Me: oh damn there’s a twist!

[@agenti4734]

Same thought. I was like oh boy someone took their weed again.

[@JR-vt7rb]

And there's the twist 😂😂😂😂

[@eggnde6090]

My friends mom went to school with a girl named “A-a” pronounced “uh dash uh”

[@BigManOzzie]

My mom worked with someone named Shithead. Pronounced Shi-Thead

[@brotherthomas278]

It's perfectly understandable if a parent wants to give their child an uncommon name for thesakeof being unique, but giving your child a name like that? You might as well just tattoo the words "please make fun of me" on their forehead and then get upset and wonder why all the other kids are making fun of them. Children are cruel to one another, and will gang up in single out other children for being different, it's awful, but that's just how it is, and how it always will be. People are going to ridicule you and ask what the hell is wrong with you for giving your child such a ridiculous name because they obviously understand that you are setting up your child to being picked on and made fun of, which the mother obviously doesn't understand, and that's sad. As I said there is nothing wrong with wanting to give your child a unique name, but if you don't take that into account that children are cruel and are going to pick on them, then you need to work on that low IQ my friend.

[@Zivlix]

Tom W I like how the mother thinks it will revolutionize names for kids like is your IQ -156

[@gamezahoy712]

@@Zivlix it's probably the laughable average iq of the average American 90....

[@Zivlix]

@@gamezahoy712 oops I put in a 1 in the front it's actually IQ-56

[@gamezahoy712]

@@Zivlix rip

[@White_Recluse]

People are too lazy to look at uncommon baby names and just make shite up Thank goodness my family didn’t and named me Declan

[@Eggiku]

She’s no longer allowed children

[@LaughWhileItsStillLegal]

ThatDeathbat source?

[@MrCheezyBoi]

They be better off with the creature in your profile pic

[@Froggyman145]

@@MrCheezyBoi I believe that is a beaver

[@MrCheezyBoi]

@@Froggyman145 damn it he changed his profile

[@Froggyman145]

@@MrCheezyBoi Ah

[@theveryhateableowl1991]

If you feel the need to openly state that you weren't drunk when naming your child, that should probably say there's something wrong with what you have decided to name your child

[@derangedhonkler7923]

Last time I read a history book i dont remember squires having much power.

[@coltonwilliams4153]

‘Squire’ is nothing more than a fancy term for ‘knight apprentice’ that the blue bloods came up with to differentiate themselves from the peasant riffraff. They were also the third sons (ie. extras just in case the first two useful sons died.) And unlike blacksmith or merchant apprentices, you weren’t guaranteed a promotion to full knighthood once you’ve mastered what you’re mentor was teaching you. I’m pretty sure it was common for men to be squires well into their 40s, when a blacksmith or merchant is looking to inherit or start their own business as early as their early 20s.

[@tommerker8063]

@@coltonwilliams4153 they were not only apprentices to a knight though, they were also a form of servant. they were there to clean the armor, care for the horse etc.

[@theonethathungers5552]

@@tommerker8063 have you seen what modern day apprentices do for their seniors? The term pretty much includes servant

[@CrissBluefox]

It's all about ego, every modern parent wants to have a super special gifted child. They want to have a little race horse they can parade around and say "Oh yeah that's my kid, I am super mom!" These names are just the wrapping paper on the gag gift. I have no idea why everyone who becomes a parent all logic and reason empties out of thier brain. Oh he will have a happy prosperous life, I'm sure that the insane pressure put on him to live up to your lofty expectations will make him happy. Not resentful or depressed.

[@larrytherustyboii7442]

That "him" happens to be me

[@koletharp7168]

My mom wanted a special name for me so get this she named me kole not cole just kole with a k that’s it it was special enough for her and my dad

[@johhada9304]

Cliff is a first name Hanger is a last name I know what i'm gonna name my child

[@shadowrider7480]

i thought the first name was coat. oops

[@lsswappedcessna]

Name him Cliff Hung so he won't get bullied by all the littledicks.

[@gearz2570]

good one

[@x713xBloodPsychosis]

Ooh the suspense is killing me. Let me know how that goes.

[@chrissalas2540]

Sam?

[@GanonGhidorah]

That woman is setting her kid up to be bullied and it is at a disturbing level. I think what's pathetic is that this lady does the mental gymnastics to think that the people are somehow judging her child...for something that he didn't choose. Nah...they're rightly judging _her_ for the bullshit that she's forcing onto him. It's like in that episode of Seinfeld where George wants to name his first child "Seven" in honor of Mickey Mantle - and Jerry points out how that kid is going to get haunted by the number their entire life. I even confronted my sister trying to convince her to reconsider her daughter's name, because with her married name, the kid's initials would spell out "STD" - what do you think a bunch of Middle-Schoolers are going to do with _that?_

[@SkorpTS]

Seriously, how can a parent be this shortsighted? If you wanna give your child a "unique" name, at least try and be creative. Make up something random. Don't name them after words like storm, butterfly and especially squire and senator!

[@silent_stalker3687]

Poetic Abomination Look on the bright side? It could always be worse

[@SkorpTS]

@@silent_stalker3687 "It could always be worse" is one of the worst statements to make in any context. You could be dying from a fatal wound in an abandoned alleyway, but hey, it could always be worse; at least you're not being eaten by hungry diseased rats. Yet. (I know this is quite hyperbolic, but I think it gets the point across).

[@silent_stalker3687]

Poetic Abomination Look on the bright side, it could always be worse. Keep saying until you manage to become the projection of your own Stockholm syndrome

[@Arvak777]

Hispanic parents often mix both of their names to come up with something "unique". The kid grows up laughing at their own name and how everybody just gave them a nickname.

[@AAHHAI]

Storm shaniqua butterfly

[@thedoctorofpepper5752]

So accoding to this mom I can name a kid McCommuism thats not how it works you can't name a kid McCommuism

[@natadm_5188]

Captain Sharpedo and Hasur the great WE can name a child 😂

[@theempire7006]

You talking about my son

[@isaccalderonsierra9789]

There’s a woman that named her son Nosmoking because she was high and saw a no smoking sign in the hospital EDIT: The name is pronounced Naw-smaw-king

[@jameslindenmoyer9640]

I'm named "cancer" for the same reason

[@LonacSneed]

also a woman named her baby "vagina"

[@junichiroyamashita]

Where did you take that thumbnail from?

[@nedandtheneedlefishvevo575]

When I was in preschool I had a classmate named Blimp. And I don’t mean it’s a nickname for an overweight person. He was perfectly average weight. I once asked his mother if it was real, and she said yes. Blimp.

[@mamasboy7569]

That is an awful name, jesus. And that comes from the guy who wants to name if first born white son Leviournious Tiger Acosta.

[@reaperzeum8730]

pretty badass name if u asked me idk kinda like it

[@birdman6928]

I got an ad for a child abuse victim lawyer during the video, lmaooo

[@QwQw-kk4hg]

Targeted advertising is getting more accurate everyday now I see