Drug Commercial (Jon Lajoie)

[@cabbageguy6243]

I was 14 when I first saw this, now I'm 23. More nostalgic than I expected.

[@imExTeL]

Same

[@tr33ck]

here too

[@TheTimeLord444]

Damn we had the same childhood. Now we are all fucked up

[@mannygetar95]

dude same 8th grade was when this dude blew up i ended up watching all his videos and got into The League lol

[@Kobe242x4]

Me

[@FRVCTALZ]

“The appreciate P. Diddy button” Is aging phenomenally

[@TheBanana93]

Hahaha literally, just rewatched this for first time in probably 10+ years haha. Aged like fine wine

[@rsauce6343]

I am dying. 11 years later still funny af

[@BoyProdigyBaby]

It is sooooo funy.

[@naturegirl1999]

Agreed

[@fetamean]

DON'T MOOOOVE! REMAIN MOTIONLESS! REMAIN MOTIONLESS! DON'T MOOOOVE! Get DJ Paraplegic on WTF Collective 4, Jon.

[@martiskasmarta4055]

que madre foca!

[@asasin4576]

Jon, you're probably the best damned entertainer out there man. Hope you never stop.

[@drewhaberthier-mills6832]

Unfortunately he hasn't posted anything in 6 months. He's probably busy with his acting carreer. Hope he comes back...

[@heartdisciple]

andrew haberthier Girlfriend probably

[@sminkycorp]

SpiritBreath The secret society of women (s.l.a.g) had a meeting and dispatched a Yoko operative, methinkz

[@michaelharrison2442]

He is dead

[@Cheezy_Bunz]

Whos gon tell him ?

[@RandolphDuk]

Don't move! Remain motionless! Remain motionless!

[@ThePainkiller9995]

Ryan Duff oh so you watched the video too

[@sssesoj]

"If You are experiencing all, some or some of none of this symptoms".... best part

[@UpsidedownLlama]

THIS IS ICONIC! What are you waiting for? The bus No you're not! Yes I am THEN WHY AREN'T YOU WEARING PANTS?

[@MyNameIsB0aty]

Don't move remain motionless remain motionless ;]

[@04youencpro]

from this comment to disabling donations, what a glow up

[@yourlocaltransgendermom953]

@@04youencpro Dang bro this is legendary

[@yourlocaltransgendermom953]

Legendary post... Give me 1b now pl0x

[@HallyVee]

Paraplegic needs to make an appearance in WTF Collective.

[@tonytattletaleliano956]

Notmi Relnam na its for mcs not djs

[@youwhatmadeidk]

turtle piggy racist

[@vladbpootin3122]

"my arm is so itchy" "please don't shoot me, I have kids" Best lines ever xD

[@naturegirl1999]

I read this as these lines were said

[@kovyiscool]

don't move don't move

[@Qpaist]

+kovyiscool Remain motionless! Remain motionless!

[@wikt3r]

it's a don't move dance!

[@rorc]

+Qpaist Ensure that a severe lack of movement is constant throughout this period of time, ensure that a severe lack of movement is constant throughout this period of time!

[@LGDXJawsdakiller]

1:49 It's so hard not to move during that fuckin' song...

[@allensyverson6720]

I know right!

[@mikemerrill8054]

Remain motionless, remain motionless!!!

[@Mayhemzz]

I had a terrible case of Punched-a-Lesbian and Retaphin cured it!

[@AndyRoss97]

that was just not funny

[@ryant282a]

@@AndyRoss97 Found the lesbian he punched!

[@wolfeusmc2011]

@@ryant282a this right here needs more likes!

[@Andy-Bodhi]

Hella racist... Jokes clearly KZbin where sarcasm gets u harrassed Guess it needs Retaphin

[@keeprollin9911]

many peeps think I lesbo so the punch I hurt ='(

[@TheBamChug]

Dude called out P Diddy 12 years ago. Retaphin apparently increases psychic powers.

[@tparty4]

I bought true lies on Blu ray. Where's my retaphin

[@SIMULAN7]

The video clearly states "blue" ray, that's how they get you

[@SeanVito]

So many years later, still funny. I love ya jon

[@Stormeris]

I already have nipple mustaches, i don't think i need it.

[@zachaliles]

In that case, you definitely need it.

[@triggerprimary1283]

You need retaphol then

[@Tricker1266]

Not sure how I feel about the appreciate P. Diddy button anymore, but the sentence that comes with it seems accurate enough.

[@jonathanwood8847]

I remember watching this when I was younger. Some of the jokes don't hit so well now, but some of them have held up superbly

[@jacob4920]

The "Tiger Woods" segment still tears me apart, even though Tiger Woods is no longer really a thing anymore.

[@Tru3xGamingx]

That guitar tune sound at 1:02 sounded just like the opening of Bad Meets Evil.

[@wescameron8308]

Had to come back all these years later because I finally watched "True Lies" 😎👍

[@creeperponys]

I have this whole thing memorized

[@EclipseXIV]

To me, personally, this is the best video Jon has made so far - even though there are so many great ones to consider. I'd just love to know where he gets ideas like these from. I mean seriously... nipple mustaches?!

[@willmarsden7657]

DJ Paraplegic should be in a WTF collective.

[@naturegirl1999]

This is the first I’ve heard of WTF collectives

[@Toersk1]

I still come here when I need a good laugh 👌

[@GreeceKelly]

I see only old comments.. please tell me I'm not the only one who keeps coming back to this video 8 years later

[@Citrus3000]

Please make more commercials, they are the funniest thing ever :D "I can't think, my eyes hurt so much" "What are you waiting for? The bus" "Whad abaut the husbends!" :D

[@NoYoutubeName1]

Who’s here after the Diddy raid?

[@etspacejams]

he should have used retaphin and it makes that bit even funnier

[@Bethsabee_Sheba_Newrose]

😭

[@Nostaw03]

I need one of those buttons for Kanye

[@slayerzmoody]

I was just thinking, P diddy and kanye would be good friends.

[@SheriLynn1127]

Me too

[@lanceuppercut_]

To make him sneeze?

[@thechecker111]

The P. Diddy line is godlike

[@charlyschramm5333]

12 years and I’m still crying 🤣

[@ThenameisAntti]

...lift weights, lift Tom Waits (workinf your biceps), tune a guitar, tune a human (ow).. fucking brilliant xD

[@ThenameisAntti]

What are you waiting for? Umm, the bus. xD Jon, you're insane...

[@TheRockwrecker]

Now my silly 80's robot body is gone, THANKYOU SO MUCH JON

[@TehLambOfAwesome]

I haven't seen stuff that actually makes me laugh in a while... Thank you!

[@SteampunkTigerlily18]

I lost it at nipple moustaches

[@CookieM0nster76]

He needs to do more videos like this. I'm laughing so hard

[@irissumi]

love this part with tiger!

[@Musistics]

Good stuff Jon. You look great.

[@VarxenCore9]

2:14 ...you don't need that anymore

[@JulianRoedner]

came back to this video specifically for that comment

[@fukyomammason]

"Don't Move" sounds like a song from Rick and Morty.

[@aprofessionalwstandards1587]

2:00 is Young Ants-In-My-Eyes Johnson

[@pastelsparadox]

Omg its TRUE lmao

[@femboy.fisticuffs]

tbh this whole video sounds like something from interdimensional TV

[@AutomaticDuck300]

I suffer from silly 80s robot body, where can I buy this stuff?

[@gregorcollins]

It has all aged masterfully especially the P. Diddy button

[@PisforPols]

Too much nonsensical genius in less than 3 minutes. We love you Jon

[@GusPotato]

"What are you waiting for?" "The bus." "No you're not!" "Yes I am." "Then why aren't you wearing any pants?" "Damn you're good!"

[@arturbalyan6752]

sometimes i fart and some times i experience tiger in the woods o.O I need this!!

[@sbacana]

this is the best la joie video ever, Cant believe i havent seen it before!

[@Biodeamon]

Does Retaphin also work on not dead parents?

[@Phoenixm88]

+Biodeamon lol

[@amirp040]

This guy is just awesome..sry cant think of sth funny to post. He made all good jokes already.

[@CRoweMusic]

Who’s here in 2021

[@scottyfrognsock2396]

2024

[@saintessa]

Yeah I am here now too​@@scottyfrognsock2396

[@Trekkie155]

I lost it at the Tom Waits impression 😆

[@iancolthart6676]

How high was Jon when he made this?

[@Zealant]

af

[@tnmoe-]

@@Zealant - As Foretold?

[@triggerprimary1283]

184cm

[@gumballguy34]

Did anyone else get a Tim and Eric vibe?

[@General12th]

That's a really hot lesbian. Like, really hot.

[@themagicman2010]

Hot lesbians don't exist.

[@toad7333]

+themagicman2010 not tru tho :v

[@777dude7777]

+Jordan Shank i dont get it

[@cordellr5175]

+Jordan Shank bruh, I was thinking the same thing.

[@nonmagicmike723]

+themagicman2010 -- ... outside of porn.

[@jefferyson34]

by far the funniest commercial u made so far

[@Purraxxus]

1306 people hate condoms

[@breakdembitches]

DJ Paraplegic :))

[@feedthemonkey83]

Best ^^

[@bigb00tyslayer20]

i suffer from condom hate!!!

[@beax7136]

This is still a masterpiece in 2022

[@ABC-wq1nn]

Actually that lesbian he punched was pretty.. for me xD and i like her lol

[@jedlaned]

It's a boy

[@DJYungHoxha]

jedlaned do boys have tits now, or what?

[@TealRochelle]

Believe me this has so much timeless inspiring energy. The art of perspective and its ridiculous possibilities being one of the 9 wonders of the toe, has a great deal of exploration still to do and masterpieces like this inspire fellows like myself when channeling the 9 toe wonders of toeisum for my psychology paper. Thank u for this.

[@miroslavalaucikova9350]

So timeless ...😅

[@HungryTacoBoy]

I fully agree with this statement. I've been waiting since this video was released for him to make this into a full song...

[@ChristelSouth]

Best song ever!! "Don't moooove, remain motionless! Remain motionless!"

[@matt-oo6fu]

ngl this still holds up

[@bandguy360]

Its 2019 but im just relivin my highschool days

[@farinurlaub2]

I can't even tell whats my favourite part since this whole video is just hilarious!

[@Seth_Stewart]

Jon, this never gets old…

[@lebowski3748]

Sometimes my brain randomly goes: NIPPLE MUSTACHES

[@coolL1CHman]

love his voices!!!

[@Yerburdsabam]

Thank god, I thought I'd always have my silly 80s robot body

[@idk-mi1kl]

First time I saw this I was 15. Damn I feel nostalgic.

[@commanderchair]

haven't laughed this hard in a while, i love you so much.

[@Thelast4Hope]

some of the best comedians ever ! i wish we had someone like him in germany :/ .... Keep on your vids :) .

[@davidbrock8998]

MY FAVORITE KZbin VIDEO YET............

[@HarvesterOfEyes91]

HOly shit I just realized I'm subscribed to this guy.....for a good reason.

[@LiquidShamanMan]

I would play this video in an endless loop if I could.

[@klumzeejeff]

Lol. The P Diddy line hits way different these days.

[@iamdb1990]

seriously, where's my sneeze button? i watched friends and i've been waiting over 9 months now

[@chuwantmybuffet6822]

This type of comedy is awesome

[@MaxHohenstaufen]

Why isn't this individual famous? He is good.

[@Itsmethemaniac]

His videos never get old

[@DirtyToenailZ]

this is my favourity jon lajoie's video

[@almajohn9092]

I am so glad I ran into this Video. I was on the floor, laughing!!

[@89derpaderp]

omfg this is defiantly one of my favorite vids he has almost pissed myself

[@eilujjulie]

I was afraid to laugh too loud because I didn't want to miss any part of it!

[@Theminecrafter462]

Why is my arm so itchy? Please don't shoot me I have kids!

[@mr.karabulut3865]

Jon has always been ahead of time

[@creeperponys]

I have this whole thing fucking memorized

[@creeperponys]

And I still can

[@icecreammann97]

I'm sideways walk swimming so well right now. Thanks Jon!

[@jacobburnell3792]

I walked away from my thesis writing project for my masters degree of which I'm writing on Jean-Paul Sartre's book Bening and Nothingness because I couldn't concentrate. I saw this gem in my recommended and remembered it was hilarious. Only to see that the very same book I'm writing about is what he is reading when it says that Retaphin helps you concentrate. Guess I need Retaphin. Jon can you hook me up?

[@geekymetalhead5112]

I remember being 12 watching this a bunch 😂😂 I'm 24

[@alucardlolxd9377]

I laughed my ass off the 6th time I watch this you are a genius

[@D0NH]

this man is the best internet comedian of our time.

[@Gigatless]

Joe has that Smosh energy. He should contact Ian cause Im sure he would fit their crew just perfectly.

[@MrSquigglesPencil1111]

Still love this 2024

[@Weyk47]

A work of art.

[@miguelalfonseca5696]

I fell off my chair laughing when he got to the "have you ever stopped peeing because you thought your face was on fire?". Jon is hilarious.

[@leiriaroyal]

i told my doctor i was experiencing climbing a no tree and feeling a tiger in the woods, he gave me the same advice as jon