Drug Commercial (Jon Lajoie)

A commercial for a new pharmaceutical by the name of Retaphin. By Jon Lajoie. www.jonlajoie.com
Special thanks to Brandon Dermer, Margo Murphy (margomurphydesign.com)
Hilary Helding, and Meghan Mathes.

[@cabbageguy6243]

I was 14 when I first saw this, now I'm 23. More nostalgic than I expected.

[@imExTeL]

Same

[@tr33ck]

here too

[@TheTimeLord444]

Damn we had the same childhood. Now we are all fucked up

[@mannygetar95]

dude same 8th grade was when this dude blew up i ended up watching all his videos and got into The League lol

[@Kobe242x4]

Me

[@Mayhemzz]

I had a terrible case of Punched-a-Lesbian and Retaphin cured it!

[@AndyRoss97]

that was just not funny

[@ryant282a]

@@AndyRoss97 Found the lesbian he punched!

[@wolfeusmc2011]

@@ryant282a this right here needs more likes!

[@Andy-Bodhi]

Hella racist... Jokes clearly KZbin where sarcasm gets u harrassed Guess it needs Retaphin

[@keeprollin9911]

many peeps think I lesbo so the punch I hurt ='(

[@Nostaw03]

I need one of those buttons for Kanye

[@slayerzmoody]

I was just thinking, P diddy and kanye would be good friends.

[@SheriLynn1127]

Me too

[@lanceuppercut_]

To make him sneeze?

[@nathanedwards4355]

NEED MORE RETAPHIN!!!!! TASTS LIKE CHICKEN!!!!!!!!

[@sunshinesunny9518]

i asked my doctor about retarphine...... he commit me to an asylum

[@The11thDimension91]

i recently hurt my neck and got prescribed some pain killers my 1st worry was that they were going to be way too weak and do absolutely nothing to me as i have a high tolerance from being medicated heavily for 10 years but they ended up being really strong plus my house is really hot where i live so i have pretty much 0 energy when i combine my meds with this shit weather but the problem is i am a bodybuilder and i went to the gym today and felt embarrassed because i was much weaker than i normally am; my question being should i stop taking them immediately once my neck pain goes away? or stop taking them immediately right now? and i could just save them for when i am taking a day or 2 off from working out too just kick back and catch a buzz

[@SeraphBunniel]

also my previous reply was a reference to his song not an insult

[@Ithyas2]

Yeah, I'm sorry. Vodka is sold out.

[@fetamean]

DON'T MOOOOVE! REMAIN MOTIONLESS! REMAIN MOTIONLESS! DON'T MOOOOVE! Get DJ Paraplegic on WTF Collective 4, Jon.

[@martiskasmarta4055]

que madre foca!

[@rsauce6343]

I am dying. 11 years later still funny af

[@BoyProdigyBaby]

It is sooooo funy.

[@naturegirl1999]

Agreed

[@NoYoutubeName1]

Who’s here after the Diddy raid?

[@etspacejams]

he should have used retaphin and it makes that bit even funnier

[@Bethsabee_Sheba_Newrose]

😭

[@MyNameIsB0aty]

Don't move remain motionless remain motionless ;]

[@04youencpro]

from this comment to disabling donations, what a glow up

[@yourlocaltransgendermom953]

@@04youencpro Dang bro this is legendary

[@yourlocaltransgendermom953]

Legendary post... Give me 1b now pl0x

[@sonictheedgehog5360]

Don't move! Remain motionless! Remain motionless!

[@ThePainkiller9995]

Ryan Duff oh so you watched the video too

[@asasin4576]

Jon, you're probably the best damned entertainer out there man. Hope you never stop.

[@drewhaberthier-mills6832]

Unfortunately he hasn't posted anything in 6 months. He's probably busy with his acting carreer. Hope he comes back...

[@heartdisciple]

andrew haberthier Girlfriend probably

[@sminkycorp]

SpiritBreath The secret society of women (s.l.a.g) had a meeting and dispatched a Yoko operative, methinkz

[@michaelharrison2442]

He is dead

[@Cheezy_Bunz]

Whos gon tell him ?

[@sssesoj]

"If You are experiencing all, some or some of none of this symptoms".... best part

[@UpsidedownLlama]

THIS IS ICONIC! What are you waiting for? The bus No you're not! Yes I am THEN WHY AREN'T YOU WEARING PANTS?

[@HallyVee]

Paraplegic needs to make an appearance in WTF Collective.

[@tonytattletaleliano956]

Notmi Relnam na its for mcs not djs

[@youwhatmadeidk]

turtle piggy racist

[@LGDXJawsdakiller]

1:49 It's so hard not to move during that fuckin' song...

[@allensyverson6720]

I know right!

[@kovyiscool]

don't move don't move

[@Qpaist]

+kovyiscool Remain motionless! Remain motionless!

[@wikt3r]

it's a don't move dance!

[@rorc]

+Qpaist Ensure that a severe lack of movement is constant throughout this period of time, ensure that a severe lack of movement is constant throughout this period of time!

[@vladbpootin3122]

"my arm is so itchy" "please don't shoot me, I have kids" Best lines ever xD

[@naturegirl1999]

I read this as these lines were said

[@tparty4]

I bought true lies on Blu ray. Where's my retaphin

[@SIMULAN7]

The video clearly states "blue" ray, that's how they get you

[@Stormeris]

I already have nipple mustaches, i don't think i need it.

[@zachaliles]

In that case, you definitely need it.

[@triggerprimary1283]

You need retaphol then

[@AutomaticDuck300]

I suffer from silly 80s robot body, where can I buy this stuff?

[@CRoweMusic]

Who’s here in 2021

[@scottyfrognsock2396]

2024

[@saintessa]

Yeah I am here now too​@@scottyfrognsock2396

[@ThenameisAntti]

...lift weights, lift Tom Waits (workinf your biceps), tune a guitar, tune a human (ow).. fucking brilliant xD

[@ThenameisAntti]

What are you waiting for? Umm, the bus. xD Jon, you're insane...

[@BorisTheWanderer]

need more dj parapalegic

[@Biodeamon]

Does Retaphin also work on not dead parents?

[@Phoenixm88]

+Biodeamon lol

[@mikemerrill8054]

Remain motionless, remain motionless!!!

[@General12th]

That's a really hot lesbian. Like, really hot.

[@themagicman2010]

Hot lesbians don't exist.

[@toad7333]

+themagicman2010 not tru tho :v

[@777dude7777]

+Jordan Shank i dont get it

[@cordellr5175]

+Jordan Shank bruh, I was thinking the same thing.

[@nonmagicmike723]

+themagicman2010 -- ... outside of porn.

[@iancolthart6676]

How high was Jon when he made this?

[@Zealant]

af

[@tnmoe-]

@@Zealant - As Foretold?

[@triggerprimary1283]

184cm

[@willmarsden7657]

DJ Paraplegic should be in a WTF collective.

[@naturegirl1999]

This is the first I’ve heard of WTF collectives

[@creeperponys]

I have this whole thing memorized

[@fukyomammason]

"Don't Move" sounds like a song from Rick and Morty.

[@aprofessionalwstandards1587]

2:00 is Young Ants-In-My-Eyes Johnson

[@pastelsparadox]

Omg its TRUE lmao

[@femboy.fisticuffs]

tbh this whole video sounds like something from interdimensional TV

[@FRVCTALZ]

“The appreciate P. Diddy button” Is aging phenomenally

[@Tru3xGamingx]

That guitar tune sound at 1:02 sounded just like the opening of Bad Meets Evil.

[@ChristmasPterodactyl]

Will Retaphin give me nipple moustaches on my breast eyes?

[@breakdembitches]

DJ Paraplegic :))

[@feedthemonkey83]

Best ^^

[@squibbelsmcjohnson]

I love the internet gifts this amazing guy🤣🤣🤣

[@wescameron8308]

Had to come back all these years later because I finally watched "True Lies" 😎👍

[@bigb00tyslayer20]

i suffer from condom hate!!!

[@jonathanwood8847]

I remember watching this when I was younger. Some of the jokes don't hit so well now, but some of them have held up superbly

[@jacob4920]

The "Tiger Woods" segment still tears me apart, even though Tiger Woods is no longer really a thing anymore.

[@Citrus3000]

Please make more commercials, they are the funniest thing ever :D "I can't think, my eyes hurt so much" "What are you waiting for? The bus" "Whad abaut the husbends!" :D

[@EclipseXIV]

To me, personally, this is the best video Jon has made so far - even though there are so many great ones to consider. I'd just love to know where he gets ideas like these from. I mean seriously... nipple mustaches?!

[@Yerburdsabam]

Thank god, I thought I'd always have my silly 80s robot body

[@amirp040]

This guy is just awesome..sry cant think of sth funny to post. He made all good jokes already.

[@Toersk1]

I still come here when I need a good laugh 👌

[@GusPotato]

"What are you waiting for?" "The bus." "No you're not!" "Yes I am." "Then why aren't you wearing any pants?" "Damn you're good!"

[@SteampunkTigerlily18]

I lost it at nipple moustaches

[@gumballguy34]

Did anyone else get a Tim and Eric vibe?

[@arturbalyan6752]

sometimes i fart and some times i experience tiger in the woods o.O I need this!!

[@charlyschramm5333]

12 years and I’m still crying 🤣

[@geekymetalhead5112]

I remember being 12 watching this a bunch 😂😂 I'm 24

[@SeanVito]

So many years later, still funny. I love ya jon

[@PisforPols]

Too much nonsensical genius in less than 3 minutes. We love you Jon

[@TheRockwrecker]

Now my silly 80's robot body is gone, THANKYOU SO MUCH JON

[@ButByAI]

1306 people hate condoms

[@irissumi]

love this part with tiger!

[@CookieM0nster76]

He needs to do more videos like this. I'm laughing so hard

[@Musistics]

Good stuff Jon. You look great.

[@ABC-wq1nn]

Actually that lesbian he punched was pretty.. for me xD and i like her lol

[@jedlaned]

It's a boy

[@DJYungHoxha]

jedlaned do boys have tits now, or what?

[@jacobburnell3792]

I walked away from my thesis writing project for my masters degree of which I'm writing on Jean-Paul Sartre's book Bening and Nothingness because I couldn't concentrate. I saw this gem in my recommended and remembered it was hilarious. Only to see that the very same book I'm writing about is what he is reading when it says that Retaphin helps you concentrate. Guess I need Retaphin. Jon can you hook me up?

[@youtubeiscancer]

I remember dying laughing at this in highschool, I've been to college for two years now, having a loving girlfriend and I'm still immature enough to laugh my ass off this video still today. Always loved your stuff Jon. ~ Nipple mustaches.

[@zaflatwarudo2590]

The don't move dance sounds like something out of rick and morty

[@lebowski3748]

Sometimes my brain randomly goes: NIPPLE MUSTACHES

[@HarvesterOfEyes91]

HOly shit I just realized I'm subscribed to this guy.....for a good reason.

[@Adam-cj2jg]

Punched a lesbian LMAO

[@bandguy360]

Its 2019 but im just relivin my highschool days

[@MrWIWARD]

this could be on interdimensional TV from Rick and Morty

[@Trekkie155]

I lost it at the Tom Waits impression 😆

[@kraigphobillifee4018]

dj paraplegic is my jaaaaam

[@billydeekid420]

Ever suffer from......... STOMACH PUNCH!?!?

[@LVMorpheus]

...and now for something completely random.

[@midnightstrike3625]

in b4 Jon gets cancelled for DJ Paraplegic

[@greenmanatee3368]

Note to self: don't watch this while drinking Sierra mist in public

[@DavisGB84]

What about Sprite?

[@Ares_gaming_117]

I am Polish American!!!...and James woods

[@LucjanKucharski]

Polish American looks good, I will take that.

[@WeAllLoveToast11]

It's been 5 years since this video and True Lies still isn't on blu-ray :(

[@hyperactivenotactive]

2:34 Yoooooo did he just *predict* Tom Green on Last One Laughing?!

[@YoFxlconOfficial]

lmfao

[@choke666]

I am 31 and it is still makes me laugh and literally every time i see a ridiculous drug commercial i think of this... especially if you have all, some or some of none of these symptoms. (Husbands account cuz im lazy and dont want to use my own)

[@GreeceKelly]

I see only old comments.. please tell me I'm not the only one who keeps coming back to this video 8 years later

[@idk-mi1kl]

First time I saw this I was 15. Damn I feel nostalgic.

[@Sanguine420]

You, Sir, are a genius. There's nothing more to be uttered, for YOU, Sir, Are a--- WATCH OUT FOR THAT AARDWARK! RUN! RUNAWAY! Purple-coloured, Sanguine.

[@KG-th3cr]

I'm experiencing some-all of those.

[@TheJasmine172]

1:50 How the fuck does he dance so good?

[@beax7136]

This is still a masterpiece in 2022

[@adrianmargean3402]

This is so fucking random.

[@TehLambOfAwesome]

I haven't seen stuff that actually makes me laugh in a while... Thank you!

[@creeperponys]

I have this whole thing fucking memorized

[@creeperponys]

And I still can

[@rhipleyhornbacher5373]

It's the don't move dance 😅

[@lil_shy_pie9911]

Lmfao laughed harder than I have in years

[@bosshosssports9929]

2:14. I’m coming home Jones

[@brandonb5298]

Oh man the p.c. World of today would have a strock if this came out today.

[@matt-oo6fu]

ngl this still holds up

[@celeste6762]

“It doesent work!”

[@tamere3]

1:49 🤣🤣

[@isnipefilms2613]

For a long time I suffered from climbed a not-tree and retaphin cured it!

[@runlarryrun77]

How could I have forgotten about DJ Paraplegic?

[@NoYoutubeName1]

+runlarryrun77 He needs to get back on the scene

[@runlarryrun77]

no youtube name REMAIN MOTIONLESS, REMAIN MOTIONLESS!

[@danielmarsden4563]

DONNNTT MOVE!

[@ChristelSouth]

Best song ever!! "Don't moooove, remain motionless! Remain motionless!"

[@miroslavalaucikova9350]

So timeless ...😅