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@mjremy260511 ай бұрын
"You want to go to Salford? Well first you need to get out of here!" 🤣🤣🤣🤣
@tasosdiaforetico73779 ай бұрын
Salford is ok
@azankan673410 ай бұрын
i dont think the drunk guy was arrogant he was drunk but harmless
@pauljordan44529 ай бұрын
Muslims have to be sober.
@MohammadBeg-w8w9 ай бұрын
I 💯 agree with you.
@steveroperfilms9 ай бұрын
He certainly didn't cause any 'havoc'.
@aishwaryaaishwarya26617 ай бұрын
He was more funny than arrogant😂
@billyshane38045 ай бұрын
He needs rehabilitation and help to stop his drinking and the drugs.
@MrDanbecker10 ай бұрын
Arrogant ??? When?? .. I find him polite and funny.. 🙂
@reddiver729310 ай бұрын
Another bogus title to a boring video.
@MohammadBeg-w8w9 ай бұрын
@@reddiver7293Well said 👏 👍 👌🏼
@donnaberube54809 ай бұрын
I find these officers pleasant and lenient
@charlottefx71639 ай бұрын
yup😂
@geraldbrown28755 ай бұрын
I wish all people handled their alcohol like the first guy. He was a polite, happy-go-lucky guy, I hope he finds his passport! 👍
@elevlogic9 ай бұрын
9:17 "I need people to give me money to run my business." That business strategy never came to me - this guy is genius! 😎
@laurenurban39429 ай бұрын
Nothing wrong with asking people for money. It’s perfectly legal to ask someone for money. Panhandlers do it all the time and I’ve seen people on the side of the road holding up a sign asking motorists for money. Nothing strange about asking people for money for the growth of your company. It’s better than working the usual low paying labor job and getting no where for your hard work. That’s depressing…..and those jobs make you want to off yourself after each shift. That’s no way to live. I don’t blame the guy for trying to be his own boss. Who wants to work for someone else. That gets most people no where.
@floppycockjamboozle53828 ай бұрын
It sounds like a seed investment but he definitely did say it in a weird way.
@TheSocratesian6 ай бұрын
That guy is about as British as I am Martian.
@mancebo74 ай бұрын
It depends on the Martian area you're considering...! 😀
@j.d.469711 ай бұрын
"A bit of fruit" Just 1 piece. As big as a baby elephant. 😳
@abstract70739 ай бұрын
That is a Jackfruit! Sweet, sweet, sweet
@Listopia105 ай бұрын
That is not even fully mature bro. There are jackfruits twice or thrice its size
@davidthuks21284 ай бұрын
Its only found in Asia
@walkertongdee10 ай бұрын
Arrogant? He wasn't arrogant quite polite, obviously not a drinker but had a couple and was not used to it, he needed help and was having problems with the English language that's all.
@ladida834910 ай бұрын
He’s not arrogant. He’s over friendly tho 😅
@minzygreen11679 ай бұрын
he could be scared of flying....my friend can't fly without taking a drink either....😅
@ladida83499 ай бұрын
@@minzygreen1167 drinking ease the nervous. 😄
@glennchua90439 ай бұрын
@@Sabry1212 Thanks goodness that officer is fine. You can never touch and an immigration officer, not even a hand shake.
@reneemarielong679811 ай бұрын
I'm really diggin' that Michael Caine is a customs officer!
@juliestark348411 ай бұрын
I'm so glad I'm not the only one who thought that!
@maxxim177111 ай бұрын
Well, he does actually appear in an another episode.
@ascensionvaldes141210 ай бұрын
yes, Michael Caine to mee too😂😂
@musicalme2710 ай бұрын
Yes! That just came to me about Michael Caine.
@donnienicholson60629 ай бұрын
Michael Caine is a good Customs Officer.....dealing with Secondhand Criminals trying to act like lions.......My comment a month after yours.
@yvonnepagan991211 ай бұрын
Why don’t these obviously, deliberately dishonest travellers, get large fines for their efforts to deceive!? It’s just incredible!
@CanMoose10 ай бұрын
Big deal..they got a nicotine addiction ..not worth a large fine.
@OneTequilaTwoTequila10 ай бұрын
@@CanMoose Nicotine addiction? They smuggle them to sell for profit. It's racketeering.
@peterkonitzer44109 ай бұрын
How often do you travel if ever ?
@CanMoose9 ай бұрын
@@OneTequilaTwoTequila big deal!
@veronicacrabtreehill66089 ай бұрын
@@peterkonitzer4410Who are you referring to ? I am sure people are curious.
@teddybeara192310 ай бұрын
The older white haired customs officer reminds me of Michael Caine
@chairlesnicol67210 ай бұрын
@teddybeara Maybe it was Michael Cain doing his side job! Lol
@graceava893411 ай бұрын
Nigeria is not in East Africa but in west africa
@Pacifique.k0111 ай бұрын
Had to rewind, to make sure what i heard is correct!
@siminamann127511 ай бұрын
🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣 perhaps the person who wrote the script was having a little joke but to be honest I wouldn’t have known if you hadn’t said😂
@terranceparsons518510 ай бұрын
As my dad would have said to my mum, East Africa, West Africa, it's all the blo8dy same keeping on!
@anthonynjatha324010 ай бұрын
It's laughable but it could be worse. Some say Africa is a country..
@gittenielsen9510 ай бұрын
I was just about to correct it myself.
@djpome9329 ай бұрын
Hahahahaha he was feeling good. Sipping a few drinks. 😂😂😂
@reb_d114310 ай бұрын
"On the plane they have drink. Obviously I have a good time and a nice flight" 🤣🤣
@aldaamaral81219 ай бұрын
Not arrogant at all, a little touch but very nice person. Does not speak well English but the officers understand that and were nice too. There are a lot of Bangladesh people here in Portugal and they cause no trouble, just came for better life like all imigrants. The person from Nigéria I do not comment, but the officer was very professional.
@donnienicholson60629 ай бұрын
Arrogant?? No just ignorant of the fact high altitude cabin pressure intensifies the effect of alcohol and an obvious casual drinker couldn't handle 2 or 3 drinks.
@jessiejames74929 ай бұрын
I think we behind a computer can easily say this or that regd the professionalism of the officers. I think its a different story if we do their job. Often they have towork on their hunches and what theyre taught to see and be aware of. Theyve got to do their job and they do it as best they can. Its not easy i am sure.
@jeanaprewitt96588 ай бұрын
I'm sure your English is much better than my Portuguese and that's why I wouldn't say anything about someone else's Portuguese. (You could've said, "(He) does not speak English well..." Also acceptable would be, "(He) doesn't speak good English..." The latter is more casual and wouldn't be accepted in academic writing.)
@CsykKrit11 ай бұрын
Those agents take it very personally 🤣
@markh98759 ай бұрын
It is natural to identify with your job. Even if you hate your job and think it is pointless, over time, you can't take the cognitive dissonance and you come to identify with what you do. (No, I am not saying customs is pointless - just saying that even if you THINK it is pointless, you will eventually come to see the point if you are in fact responsible for it.)
@donnienicholson60629 ай бұрын
Mainly young females impressed with themselves.
@markh98759 ай бұрын
@@donnienicholson6062 Perhaps they should be. They don't want to go home at the end of their shift and think, "Oh well, I guess a bunch of people fooled me today. I guess I'm lame at what I do".
@samp40505 ай бұрын
😅 I really love this first guy who's a bit sozzled, but so well mannered and entertaining. Kind of guy I'd like to be friends with. Really nice young man. 😅
@BobBlumenfeld6 ай бұрын
I'm amazed they're not fined in addition to the confiscation of the contraband.
@karthi701610 ай бұрын
What happens when a passport is lost in transit.. He lucky not to be detained
@falconheavy5956 ай бұрын
Are you okay ? He definitely had his ID, but lost his passport. It’s alright
@snakeslayer83110 ай бұрын
A bit of fruit= a 30 pounds jackfruit .Wouldnt want to see several fruits,😂
@christiaancoetzee296410 ай бұрын
Did not know Michael Cain works for customs. 😂
@dennykeaton97015 ай бұрын
It must be his twin brother
@sulaimandev8 ай бұрын
I'm addicted to these videos. I love it
@eddiediesel903510 ай бұрын
They shoiuld ban alcohol on flights.
@macforme7 ай бұрын
TOTALLY agree...unfortunately it brings in a boat load of money for the airlines and they are not keen to stop it, despite the abuse the crew has to take from people who over do it.
@tanyasimon5957 ай бұрын
And in airport bars, where they get toasted before boarding their flight.
@wouternieminen8445 ай бұрын
Have you guys lost it. Banning alcohol. Shall we implement shariah law as well?
@macforme5 ай бұрын
@@wouternieminen844 No, you don't have to go overboard, just the alcohol will be enough. It causes DUI, and death, it causes spousal abuse and death..... can't say much good about it.
@billTO3 ай бұрын
I can remember three golfers on the way to S Carolina. They were drunk and obnoxious. The police came aboard at Savannah Airport and hauled them off to sober up in jail.
@michaelmartens77289 ай бұрын
Jackfruit in gift wrap 😂 quite expensive...
@helwigtwin6 ай бұрын
Jackfruit has a very strong unpleasant smell!
@jehanariyaratnam28746 ай бұрын
Would love to see this guy trying to get through American customs
@philgray10239 ай бұрын
I trained with some Nigerian service men. At the age of 26 they had never had alcohol. A few pints and they were like this. They were veterans of a brutal war and were very amiable but not to be trifled with. My experience with British customs is that they were arrogant, informal and not wearing their uniforms correctly. I pointed this out to them and they apologised. I should point out that was only on one occasion at LHR. In all other instances they have been professional and efficient.
@aabb-up3jn5 ай бұрын
I was shocked to see LHR. Crowded and disorganized. More like a third world railway station.
@goodrobby11 ай бұрын
How many cigarettes? I don't know.. May be just a few more.. I don't know how to count.. In fact, I don't even know my name... Where am I???
@apolloniasakae455111 ай бұрын
you are hilarious 😂
@brodylehman17067 ай бұрын
I didn’t think you could pass go without a passport.
@artistjoh10 ай бұрын
I had no idea that Oxford is so down on its luck that it only has 25 students. This guy has no idea what Oxford is, but it is the only British school he has heard of, so he went with it. Had he ever been to Oxford he would have known that you need to do some research before you talk about something.
@HerculePoirot-lr6kp10 ай бұрын
I'm not British and I know what Oxford looks like. I have watched plenty episodes of "Morse." (This is supposed to be funny. Not sure you'll agree)🤣😂😅
@HerculePoirot-lr6kp10 ай бұрын
I finally got the Oxford student and he said Oxford College not University. I only know of Oxford University. Guess I don't know that one. Not in the Morse episodes.😂🤣😅
@dianapeek69365 ай бұрын
@@HerculePoirot-lr6kp You're forgiven and one of many who say the same.
@pugscaniche78667 ай бұрын
" I" 😂😂😂😂😂 he definitely stayed in Manchester
@fergus1664 ай бұрын
Great video. Watched it a couple of times. The older border guard reminds me of Micheal Caine.
@stefanvollmer397310 ай бұрын
The "best" thing about these clips is the name. This destroys the tension completely. What's that supposed to mean? We like the show, but we HATE spoilers!!!!!
@Pondpaddler11 ай бұрын
Nigeria is in WEST Africa!!
@carlo694405 ай бұрын
I wish we can have that big Airport like yours.
@fredklein38299 ай бұрын
Thanks to the hard work of these British Customs officers, I can hold my head up high, stroll into the tobacconist's and say in a clear and steady voice "Twenty Rothmans, please."
@stellarossaCPCU6 ай бұрын
Back when the biggest issue was someone smuggling cigarettes and a jackfruit. Happy days.
@antonioneftl64305 ай бұрын
Excellent good work God bless you
@juliestark348411 ай бұрын
That one officer looks and sounds like a younger Michael Caine
@phillipvietri878611 ай бұрын
A plane has arrived from Nigeria, and East Africa is a known source of drugs. Nigeria, however, is in West Africa!
@annamariavalatka63611 ай бұрын
Wow
@HerculePoirot-lr6kp10 ай бұрын
I was wondering why they stopped the guy from Nigeria.🤔
@phillipvietri878610 ай бұрын
@@HerculePoirot-lr6kp Perhaps the little grey cells are in need of a rest.
@TL....11 ай бұрын
i remember seeing this episode about 10+ years ago
@dianapeek693610 ай бұрын
That's why warnings are so out of date.
@Arltratlo9 ай бұрын
imagine, now the EU and its citizens are the enemy.... but funny, we dont need the Brits that much anymore!
@MarleneWarner-r1n9 ай бұрын
THE CIGARETTES WILL BE !! DESTROYED !!!????? THAT'S A JOKE. 😂😂😂😂😂
@falconheavy5956 ай бұрын
All shared among homies or sold in Auction
@MikeHudson-px2gc9 ай бұрын
He wasn't arrogant at all.
@doncamillo4119 ай бұрын
Try going through customs in Changi being 3,000 over the cigarette allowance....
@solcarzemog52324 ай бұрын
What over-zealousness whith regular, compliant passengers! Maybe it's easier just to arrive in a migrant boat, no problem there.
@veronicaroach366711 ай бұрын
Why is he allowed thru with no passport ??? - I thought that was the one thting you CANNOT lose else find yourself held somewhere until they know who you are !
@jennifergoodman752810 ай бұрын
Has to have passport to board first flight. So they know he had it initially. He will have to apply for another while he is there.
@falconheavy5956 ай бұрын
He’s a British citizen. They have to allow him in.
@ccattery5 ай бұрын
Call to embassy in the departure country . He entered the flight with a passport, I am sure.
@royfr813611 ай бұрын
If they blur the face then they were not prosecuted
@PaulaDautremont11 ай бұрын
It can also mean that the subject did not consent to using them in the segment unless their face is blurred.
@WavesofJava11 ай бұрын
he’s hiding something
@natetv149410 ай бұрын
@@WavesofJava no
@michealosho28511 ай бұрын
East africa, wrong teacher
@duncancallum9 ай бұрын
When one arrives in Australia, you are allowed to bring in 50 cigarettes. Thats your lot.
@hangemhigh706911 ай бұрын
In Sweden they throw away the passport in the plane toilet and say i'm a "refudgee" and they are welcome to the Paradise!
@GeeEee7511 ай бұрын
Perhaps, but presumably not those who are Swedish citizens.
@hangemhigh706911 ай бұрын
@@GeeEee75 Have I say that?
@GeeEee7511 ай бұрын
@hangemhigh7069 You're commenting on a video where a man with British citizenship has been allowed to enter the UK without his passport, so it's a fair assumption for me to assume that you are referring to people with Swedish citizenship being allowed into Sweden without a passport. Otherwise your comment is entirely irrelevant. As a separate matter, related to your comment, I would remind you that claiming asylum is legal and a valid thing for a person to do. Perhaps it's harder for them to be extradited without a passport, but that doesn't mean they have broken the law.
@liamjohnhawkins421210 ай бұрын
@@GeeEee75that was only part of the video. He was just saying that a lot of asylum seekers destroy their documents when they Enter European countries before they get to passport control.
@GeeEee7510 ай бұрын
@@liamjohnhawkins4212 Thanks, I believe I addressed that point.
@fredm524511 ай бұрын
Can’t be right, no passport and welcome welcome….
@zipjay11 ай бұрын
He is a UK citizen so he doesnt need a passport on the trip back to the UK.
@jacquelinebutters120111 ай бұрын
How do they know he's a citizen?????
@zipjay11 ай бұрын
@@jacquelinebutters1201 He probably has a drivers license or some other form of identification
@dianapeek693610 ай бұрын
This was at least 10 years ago.!!!
@asaeed24849 ай бұрын
@@jacquelinebutters1201 fingerprint reader or some other biometric recognition system matched to database when the passport was issued.
@ArcadiosMarino10 ай бұрын
Only 2 drinks ehhh? 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂
@HerculePoirot-lr6kp10 ай бұрын
One or two. Right there we need to question the number!😂🤣😅
@HerrMau4 ай бұрын
The nigerian guy was never ever doing vacation. One day England, one day Amsterdam (the city alone is sus enough), one day Zurich, then back London one day. What kind of vacation shall this be? Correct suspicion, but in the end, he can do whatever criminal things he has in mind. Or "business" related. Especially with 16k USD in cash which he wants to mail. Sure. Anyways, I think we can all agree that it's not a vacation.
@florenceitalia6 ай бұрын
Drunkenness is the quintessence of being British. To me the first guy is British, passport is just a detail!
@ccattery5 ай бұрын
Not really speaking like a native Brit
@Bebedollie11 ай бұрын
I didn't know they could search bags like that before the people get them
@josephhodges981911 ай бұрын
If you ever fly there will be times when your lock is cut and sometimes a paper saying ti was searched by customs before it even gets to the carousel.
@ClayGGOR9 ай бұрын
"Where did you lose your passport?" If I knew that it wouldn't be lost?
@senianns95229 ай бұрын
' Is it a British Passport'? They all have British Passports nowadays!
@Barbara-u5h4 ай бұрын
Thought alcohol was forbidden in Dubai?
@jeffreyadams6484 ай бұрын
He has lost his passport, so how did he get this far?
@michaelmetzker96945 ай бұрын
Why do thieves always smile or laugh when they get caught lying? There was absolutely nothing funny about any of this?
@Toffeeman174 ай бұрын
No passport? No problem come on in.
@teddyroon4 ай бұрын
Just what I was thinking. Any other country and he’d be out on his ear.
@maxheadroom150610 ай бұрын
I guess in UK they do not know it is illegal to mail US currency and 16K in cash not declared is over the 10K limit and can be seized. The passenger is also an idiot for saying he is travelling several countries with just staying 1 day between destinations.
@Arltratlo9 ай бұрын
i do sometimes, too... to avoid touching UK soil... but i know a pretty little hotel outside of Dublin, so i dont mind anymore! did you know, for traveling in Europe or to the USA/Canada, you dont need the UK!
@SloverOfTeuth9 ай бұрын
It was a cheque.
@mortenjohansen57819 ай бұрын
What's really baffiling is that people don't think that exray will pick up things.
@deonstrydom84604 ай бұрын
How did he get on the plane without a passport....
@troyball791710 ай бұрын
They already know, they illegally went through your bags without you knowing.
@mikegaskin55429 ай бұрын
It’s not illegal for customs to search bags
@romeoramos66509 ай бұрын
How did he get into the aircraft, don't they check on the gate prior to boarding from country of origin? And how was he able to pass customs?
@falconheavy5956 ай бұрын
Lost it in the plane
@threethrushes9 ай бұрын
My man is studying Part II Lorry Driving at Leyland College, University of Cambridge.
@addistedla4 ай бұрын
Nigeria is not in East Africa
@markh98759 ай бұрын
It is entirely plausible that the guy doesn't know exactly how many ciggis he has. He obviously knows he has way too many, but asking him how many exactly he has is a bit pointless.
@GetZappéd19749 ай бұрын
No, you went 45.7 not 45.5 mph in the pedestrian zone. How do you count for that 0.2 mph?
@AS-ug9bt9 ай бұрын
How do they let that "student" guy go for "one day"? He's never returned, and never been removed, I bet. Probably still driving his lorry years later - and claiming benefits. UK law means they get taken for mugs.
@rogergroot66419 ай бұрын
Albert Einsteins famous quote would be applicable here.When something happens over and nothing changes,this is next to unsanity!
@DIDYOUSEETHAT1729 ай бұрын
2:09 Only one or two, ......................... dozen. 😜😜😂😂
@globalnomad4509 ай бұрын
Emirates getting good publicity this week 😂
@Crazy_Cat_Lady7777 ай бұрын
Do they not call them cartons of cigarettes? Saying 200 cigarettes just sounds odd.
@willsullivan70749 ай бұрын
The man wasn't arrogant at all. Why would you lie?
@cocobunitacobuni87386 ай бұрын
Í love how their command of the English language suddenly disappears when they are caught.
@aleksandarilic58249 ай бұрын
British passport 😂
@catherinelee32984 ай бұрын
Everyone tests positive. 😂😂😂😂
@Roastcrackling10 ай бұрын
Catering 😂😂😂😂😂😂
@coralgwyn-williams993311 ай бұрын
no passport, had fruit and cigarettes and they let him go????
@j.d.469711 ай бұрын
Right? The UK is getting invaded by fruit farmers trying to poison everyone with vitamins and nobody is doing anything! What a travesty!!!
@jessiejames749210 ай бұрын
So smusing to watch these experienced officers sometimes. Esp how people think they can con these officers
@annawalsh19049 ай бұрын
Lol I love “smusing”. I know it was a typo but that should be a word
@jessiejames74929 ай бұрын
@@annawalsh1904 :)
@xochitl91619 ай бұрын
Absolutely pthetic border security - no fines for obvious cigarette smugglers who are laughing at them. Shameful.
@swf48415 ай бұрын
I’d love to see the Aussie version of the guy who lost his passport, had too many cigarettes and fruit.
@helwigtwin6 ай бұрын
Why would anyone put a Whole Jackfruit in their luggage! I feel sorry for this Man from Pakistan, he obviously has no idea how severe and serious the UK Custom Officers can be!!
@barbaracameron56109 ай бұрын
Many Americans oversee the oil rigs off the coast of lagos. Gulf/exxon
@Rjl414 ай бұрын
oh, I recognized Officer Lamass!!!
@maxinenall995010 ай бұрын
16:24 The man on a "student visa" traveling with a large dictionary was so funny 😂 Why would you bring a book when you can just use the internet 😱
@charliejb174710 ай бұрын
Many, many people prefer books, especially dictionaries or encyclopaedias to the great variety of misinformation on the internet. I know I do.
@CanMoose10 ай бұрын
@@charliejb1747same here..give me a good book anyday
@Arltratlo9 ай бұрын
i like to read in paper books....they cant get lost because the internet got broken by you!
@duncr9 ай бұрын
A Giant dictionary is essential for lorry driver studying at Oxford 😆🤣
@wolcek9 ай бұрын
Why not? Why bring any clothes, then, there are plenty of shops?
@falconheavy5956 ай бұрын
British citizenship with such great English skills ?! Just wow
@babooll563228 күн бұрын
I have never understood serving alcohol on planes when it just leads to problems later
@aviatorboy198 ай бұрын
All these drama countries like US, UK ,AUS travelers should be interrogated as well at our airports !!!
@Zulu3695 ай бұрын
It's because of some of this behavior that Islam forbids alcohol altogether.
@sylviawilson96889 ай бұрын
He has a British passport but can hardly speak English!
@sick99901019 ай бұрын
as he has a british passport a question is about if he is working "here" unaccaptable. Yes he is drunken but arrogant? And if he had lost his passport how could he get through immigration?
@diancecht45669 ай бұрын
The Brit government sure is heavily invested in protecting their domestic tobacco industry.
@chriscrilly88079 ай бұрын
When did Nigeria move from West Africa to East Africa?
@ivannaicker36499 ай бұрын
The next woman who found cigarettes during those 27 passenger luggage needs to get fired immediately cos she took a bet to her colleagues that she will be getting promoted soon...cant her superiors see that her video was altered..stopped intermittently then suddenly shes on the left taking out cigs without showing us the most important part of opening the bag in front of camera...Her Male colleague is also her counterpart and shes even cheating with him...Scottland Yard ..all I can say ..do urs disciplinary protocol or entire regime will be on social support for eternity 😢😢😢
@MelodyMan694 ай бұрын
Education and Maturity required. He left home without his Mother, so very lost.
@newYorkStories4 ай бұрын
I once was stopped and questioned by DEA agents at HNL airport, I was 22 and had long wavy hair. Funny how that works. I did not smuggle anything and was allowed to exit the airport - nice memories.
@KevBotM9 ай бұрын
3:22 Did the narrator seriously try to imply that Nigeria is in East Africa? It literally borders the Atlantic ocean.