Drunk Japanese INVADE Ubisoft Meeting (Plus News and Comments Review)

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[@DashBlue]

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[@RaiosSephi]

Throw that on the hat design

[@RaiosSephi]

F

[@FritzOFN]

MUGA = Make Ukraine Great Again - Already in use, but good idea 🙂

[@HattaTHEZulZILLA86]

4:25 Samurai ERO fantasy?

[@Differentialify]

F

[@afelias]

I'm so surprised you got a real ass recording of a Ubisoft meeting. With the "why is your hair not blue" checks at the door and everything.

[@DashBlue]

yeah they almost didn't let us in because we didn't look like Concord characters! thank you for watching!

[@bubuphase]

How much satire do you want ? DashBlue : Yes

[@DashBlue]

every all the satire yes thank you for watching!

[@Eeiiaane]

Can't wait for more people to see and react to this, this is GOLD 😂

[@DashBlue]

thank you so much for watching!

[@The_Quiet_Kiddo]

*"Respect the rice"* is a great slogan ngl

[@cipherthevcuber]

Omg. I follow a lot of news channels so I thought it was literal when I saw your title. Before I noticed it's your channel

[@DashBlue]

LOL sorry to throw you off! thank you for watching!

[@norikoma4661]

ゲームをどう直せばいいかというレベルはもう通り越しちゃってるんですよね 会社の体質が今の事態を生み出してるのは明らかなので しかもUBIが会社の経営不審を見てユーザーが喜んでるのはオカシイみたいな発言してるので 事ここに至って認識のズレを理解してないUBIは、何をやっても小手先の修正になりそうなので期待は出来ないですね。 世の中UBIが無くなってもゲームで溢れかえってるので困るのはUBIだけなんだけど被害者ムーブがWokeのそれですよ。 「殴ったら殴り返された！暴力反対！」客であるユーザー相手にこれやっちゃってるんだから見放されて当然です

[@DashBlue]

コメントありがとうございます。 そうなんですよね。助言でもなんでも、自分たちを称賛しない人は敵扱い。しかもこの流れがゲーム業界に浸透しているのがまた救えない所。 ポリコレじゃないと資金繰りも難しいとか、そういった話も聞きますし、根が深い問題なんでしょうね。他責思考でゲーマーを敵扱いして、しかもゲーマーが欲しくないものを売ろうとしても失敗するだけだというのに。UBIが「目覚めて」いただける日は来るのでしょうか…

[@asaka616]

You could delay it as long as Duke Nukem Forever, and it wouldn't be enough time to fix this train wreck.

[@DashBlue]

I agree, there are WAY too many core issues lol thank you for watching!

[@iateotw000]

You two are hilarious. Totally the kind of people it'd be cool as hell to hang with. Easily my new favorite channel. Peak based, funny and educational content.

[@DashBlue]

thank you for the kind words!

[@sagarasousuke3757]

“Why is your hair not blue” they are asking the real questions here 😂

[@senzodupinnotch103]

Bro, if they add Terry Crews, Chris Tucker and Jackie Chan in the game and call it Assassin’s Hour instead. I am 100% preordering it.

[@DashBlue]

yo I'd be all over that thank you for watching!

[@chinoshiru]

UBI「城主の前で、完全武装をして、脇差の鞘に打刀を納めるのは歴史的事実です」

[@DashBlue]

「打刀の鞘には脇差が入っていますので、お辞儀をすると出てくるのは仕様です！」 コメントありがとうございました！

[@SystemErrorGaming]

Ya'll deserve the recent Surge in views you're getting. These videos are gold

[@DashBlue]

thank you so much for the kind words!

[@Shayman94]

Ubislop had 1 job. Make a decent AC game in Japan with a ninja protag. They could've used Hattori Hanzo who btw was an actual Assassin in AC lore affiliated with the Creed. People would've ate it up. But noooo, they just had to bring in the bbc LGBTHDTV samurai and fucc things up. It's like they're allergic to making lots of money smh.

[@DashBlue]

LGBTHDTV LOL thank you for the comment, absolutely agreed

[@kitsunekounderasacoco1887]

Ubi with notebook in the corner: Humu-humu, sounds like a plan=_=

[@nexgen6249]

new video let's go another peak i already know it without even watching the vod lmao.

[@DashBlue]

I hope it's up to everyone's standard! thank you for watching!

[@Bexmate4]

​@DashBlue, it's gonna be uuuggghhhh. One of the best. The greatest ever. Make ubi great again 👍 👌 ❤

[@kageshira]

Needs more Gundams and Saint Clothes to be fully historically accurate

[@seyd5912]

I have a genius idea for UBI. They should remove Yasuke, but in exchange to not be called racist in black history month they turn Naoe Black and when they're asked about it just say it's a parallel world./s

[@DashBlue]

bro I wouldn't put it past them to try something like this thank you for watching!

[@Jordan-Ramses]

Issekai is too Japanese for Ubi. Unless BL Issekai exists. Then Ubi might know. Yasuke being in Japan is kind of an Issekai already. He didn't belong in that world.

[@RoihuPuu]

Best Wife in gaming history

[@jones368]

My man Chris Tucker didn't deserve to be done like that

[@noseify]

We Indonesians also use rice as main food resources so i can understand the necessity of taking care and respecting your rice lol, you're not gonna feed your population rice that is not properly managed anyway. Also great content as always, looking forward to another drunk japanese review!

[@DashBlue]

Thank you so much for the continued support! Yeah I feel a lot of cultures don't exactly understand just how important rice is to Asian culture. To other cultures it may seem ignorant, but to Asian cultures it's downright disrespectful

[@dood52751]

​@@DashBlueIn Taiwan and Mainland China, rice is seen as life blood of a people LOL

[@Jordan-Ramses]

I don't know why they keep the sword as an object when it's sheathed. That is just asking for trouble. The sword and sheath only need to be separate objects when the sword is out. They're doing it the hard way. Or maybe that is easier but it's going to cause problems.

[@DashBlue]

exactly, kind of a boneheaded move thank you for watching!

[@1Grainer1]

damn, i can see that ubi got some concord devs at their headquarters

[@blehbleh1260]

That Chris Tucker/Jackie Chan bit was unhinged!! 🤣

[@DashBlue]

I shot a bit hard lol I LOVE Chris Tucker though, the Rush Hour movies are some of my all time favorites thank you for watching!

[@Smaxx]

Absolutely. I was about to suggest them adding Uncle Roger, too. That would help with the rice, probably!

[@magicboyartindonesia8976]

lets go! my favorite Japanese couple are here to protect the culture!!!

[@WayStedYou]

6:06 Ubisoft: seems the same to us!

[@DashBlue]

there's a difference? thank you for watching!

[@JboyAbanes]

UDEISOFT is dying... Squeer Enix is following suit.

[@holymaggots70]

Wife is an extremely accurate depiction of what of what us foreignes think of american n their politics just maybe not as polite😂

[@WayStedYou]

The MUGA movement, bigly. Yuge even.

[@NightSlinga1304]

They should just replace the instrument with the most influential Japanese instrument. The "Otamatone"... with kintsugi!

[@くろ-u1i]

マジで舞台を西暦2314年の日本とかにして織田信長13世に仕えた黒人侍弥助6世とかにしてたら日本人は何も文句言わんかったよな… 西洋人が日本を舞台にしたバカゲー作ったぞで終わったのに。

[@NebulaMonk]

MUGA😂 ( jojo goes muda muda) UBI goes MUGA MUGA

[@abruptdemise2691]

The Sekigahara Teppoutai banner is still in the game? I thought that got removed instantly. It's crazy to think Ubi's just ghosting them when the solution is as simple as swapping out a texture.

[@DashBlue]

they removed some of the smaller issues, and have note disclosed what was done to the other more egregious parts they've also told Sekigahara Teppoutai that they can't make changes because of the November release date well well well, how to turn tables.. thank you for watching!

[@danielsuguwa746]

Let's go!

[@DashBlue]

thank you for watching!

[@danielsuguwa746]

@@DashBlue You're welcome! 😊

[@seacoloredsky]

It was the 'royalty free' line that finally broke me 😭 Thanks for cheering me up after work!

[@DashBlue]

Thank you so much for watching!

[@dowzer609]

I love that wife with no name exactly know the ubisoft playbook. I can actually see ubi blame people for being racist if the sales are low on black history month

[@DefNotCriss]

Absolutely roasted. Good video, I enjoyed you guys taking the piss at ubi. Now all that is left is a narrated video about growing rice.

[@Sleepingcrusader]

You two better spent Valentine's day being love dovey in Assassin Creed. :^)

[@DashBlue]

oh bro you know it thank you for watching!

[@vitruviuszhang5057]

Well, standing near the master with his blade out, that's the 'assassin' spirit 😂

[@hiroyukisatoh5406]

「日本の歴史を学習する事が出来ます」といいつつ、作品の内容は雑・嘘・蔑みの日本 間違え探しゲームといったほうが良いよ。 UBI says that you can learn about Japanese history, but the content of the work is a messy, lie, and derogatory Japan. It would be better to call it a spot the difference game.

[@DashBlue]

UBIの考える「アジアっぽいもの」と低クオリティのシステムが相まってひどいことになっていますね。しかもウォーリーを探せって間違い探し本より見ていて疲れるんですよね… コメントありがとうございました。

[@samtisfaction]

YAY WIFE!!! XD love you guys

[@DashBlue]

thank you for the kind words!

[@ねこねこにゃんこねこにゃんにゃん]

Yoooooo another peak!!! Love your videos man

[@DashBlue]

thank you so much for watching!

[@lewiskellett5654]

Cant wait for the absolute tidal storm of shit in February

[@DashBlue]

it'll be an event to remember thank you for watching!

[@danegerausbayern]

Are we gonna get a chance to buy that MUGA hat?

[@DashBlue]

if the people demand it, we will do it! thank you for watching!

[@eldeisone7855]

F ! You guys make me laugh so much, please never change ! love from France ^^

[@DashBlue]

your rice is now fully riced, buy the booster pack to double your output! thank you for the love from France!

[@Robb_in_Oz]

i need more videos of you guys ripping Assassins Creed Shadows apart

[@DashBlue]

oh we got plenty more shots to take don't you worry thank you for watching!

[@AEsir_Goji]

3:17..... I'd buy that hat.

[@beaviewatching]

I actually started playing Sakuna after you introduced it to us in a previous video. I genuinely enjoy it so much so that it sits as one of my favourite games of all time. I learned a lot about growing rice even as someone who has a background in farming corn and root vegetables. Now whenever I sit down and eat rice, I make it for certain to finish all from not only in my plate/bowl but also in my rice cooker. Thank you for showing me the Way of the Rice 🍚🙇‍♂️

[@DashBlue]

Your comment fills me with joy, I'm so glad you were able to experience the game! Thank you very much for watching! RESPECT THE RICE!

[@zeensky0432]

めちゃくちゃ笑ったwwwお気に入りは"I identify as moose"ですwwwww でもクリスタッカーの起用は実際とても良い案だと思います。フィフス・エレメントのルビーがIsekai-Tenseiして弥助になって暴れまわるとかめちゃくちゃ面白そう

[@wewel5949]

1:12 sad japanese wife noises

[@Jameskaimuki]

Oooo Danmachi game coming out in February! I'm excited.

[@EziosBladez]

Look at that MASSIVE open world with nothing in it and nothing to do. Let's pick a time period where we can have the BIGGEST AC map EVER, and fill it with trees and no activities. -_- Same issue Valhalla has, the map is too large for the purpose.

[@meh_so_what8943]

peak content here dash and wife

[@DashBlue]

thank you so much!

[@Mini_Valkyr1e]

Absolutely hilarious!😂 Imagine if some of your suggestions come to pass? Time will tell. Now I really can't wait to see how this trashy game will be at launch. 😂

[@1Grainer1]

i've heard that they moved release date to fix bugs, one of those is that Global Illumination doesn't affect one of the characters in game 🙃

[@zackmillers550]

Nice vid, I like your editing

[@DashBlue]

thank you so much for the kind words!

[@Dodanos1]

lets go

[@DashBlue]

thank you for watching!

[@Ani-valentine]

Dash Research Unit should be the next generation Japanese game review channel!

[@DashBlue]

DRU Team rise up!

[@Ani-valentine]

@@DashBlue That's something out of Kamen Rider!

[@peekaboo1575]

Since you're 'Dash', your wife could be 'Dasha', but I guess that's a black/indian name, so whatever. 'Wife' works too.

[@DashBlue]

hey Peekaboo! thank you for watching as always! I tried to pitch many ideas to her, and she just wants to be called "Wife" LOL

[@peekaboo1575]

@@DashBlue That's actually kinda sweet. Hope life's treating you well.✌

[@canaldecasta]

What about Dogas which is also Koffing's japanese name and we all love Koffing

[@MichaelHarto]

What a nice surprise!

[@DashBlue]

thank you for watching!

[@TOMIGA621]

MUGAひどい😂 ひどすぎて逆に最高です😂

[@DashBlue]

コメントありがとうございます。 人気でしたらMUGAハットとTシャツ作ります。笑

[@quangnhat5345]

The reason of the sword keep poking out of the sheath is that they have big struggle with it in For Honor so they just remove the sheath from Samurai faction all together and leave it be. And that game was released in 2016. And after 8 years they still don't know how to fix it in their engine.

[@yukarimurasaki]

The pronunciation of your wife talking English is so かわいいてすね。

[@DashBlue]

Thank you for the kind comment!

[@Smaxx]

ICYMI "MUGA" hats exist already, the U stands for Ukraine, but they're coincidentally blue, so… 👍

[@DashBlue]

Ohh, didn't know that, thank you!

[@soundhamer]

Great video

[@DashBlue]

thank you for watching!

[@exakelgaming]

There's talk about there being a japanese male character already made and animated but it was swapped out for mr. black dude.

[@johnleabres558]

Uncle roger approve rice respect Fuiyoh

[@gazz3867]

Hello Wife! I'm Viewer.

[@DashBlue]

Hello Viewer!

[@Nico745]

😂 Dash is the husband so Blue can be the wife

[@BevinEG]

Great presentation at the meeting today. Too bad you got fired right after. The NERVE of some people amirite?!

[@DashBlue]

Bro I know, right?! Unbelievable They'll be hearing about this on Twitter! Thank you for watching!

[@buzzsawkhan]

First, congratulations on coming out as a lesbian; please check your post for your complimentary hair dye and side shave starter set*. Great video, looking forward (as always) to more from you two. In all seriousness, I've thought about the question of the hour: what if they actually did fix things? Ubi delayed long enough to move Yasuke from a playable main character to an important quest giver, with a realized pair of Japanese natives as the MCs, fixed the errors (and removed the IP they are not legally entitled to use...). What then? Well, obviously, that would take way more time than they currently have, so an additional delay. The second is... I am betting it would actually sell very well: they have, unironicly, put themselves in a position where removing a Black character would almost certainly generate a huge amount of media coverage and attacks from the mainstream, and be such a meme and "victory" among gamers, that it would sell explosively. I also think there is just about no chance that happens. *As an actual T (as opposed to just playing one on social media), that "surgery scars" toggle from Veilguard is the actual most pandering bit of fetishization I have ever seen, and probably the final thing needed to cement in the public's view that "diversity" of that type is cover for bad games trying to get good press.

[@DashBlue]

Thank you for your comment and continued support! If they did the right thing and fixed everything, absolutely it would do well. Problem is a lot of the problems are within their code in general as well from what we can see lol. Companies will always do what makes them money, they never actually care about anything they 'represent' Disney is good proof of this. If these kinds of things had an actually valuable role to play in the game that wasn't just forced, it would be much better received. Either way, if they break the golden rule of 'make a good game' then they deserve to fail

[@SpeedHTH]

I swear this is the best thing I see for a while. BTW hello from SEA(Thailand) hope JP got AC that they deserve(Ghost of Yotei) lol

[@TastidiousYabbie]

I think it would be funnier if you left in wife's onomatopoeia in untranslated, but gave use captions with parentheses.

[@lowkeyarki7091]

you know what? it wouldnt surprise me one bit if thats how Ubisoft does interviews nowadays.

[@RIOTOVERTURE]

DRU from dispecable me.

[@memphisreines]

The sheet is the one with the invisible texture.

[@gabrielbelmont8013]

Identify as moose LMAOOOOO

[@Sailuv_]

We just need to give ubi time to cook right? right?

[@Dash-HigeDanshaku]

let's go

[@DashBlue]

lets goooooooooo paoooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooh!

[@tobiaswedin]

At this point they should just add an opening clip of Yasuke being a modern day american getting hit by truck-kun making the game 100% isekai.

[@Smaxx]

Current day protagonist is actually a black amputee with Japanese origins, therefore missing DNA (I know it makes no sense), so Animus has to fill the blanks, making stuff up. I should apply for a storywriter position, how am I doing?

[@sliceoflife3611]

Oh no, not the ocarina 😂

[@L_Monke]

I bet the mods that change Yasuke into a Japanese man will be banned due to racism. Just like that mod for GoW Ragnarok changing that black girl into white.

[@KisekiFan]

Loving every moment with you two, had an good laugh with your 'interview' and 'ideas'👍. Also remove boob from Naoe? Honey i think thats already done that cause Naoe already doesn't have much of boobs 😂. Oh i forgot to point it out but what if what Yasuke was actually doing calligraphy in the previous few trailers, it would make sense on why he was writing 'Brave' is such large kanji (Open to corrections). Also since Naoe is a shinobi shouldn't she be using a ninjato instead of a Katana since i think ninkato were more preferred by ninjas or maybe i have been playing too much Tenchu and Shinobido. 😂

[@jinxPad]

We Dru bois!

[@DashBlue]

DRU team assemble! thank you for watching!

[@epsilon1670]

So glad I found you guys via asmongold, awesome video keep up the great work also muga hat when ?

[@DashBlue]

thank you so much for watching! if the people demand it, we will do it!

[@gandydaa]

FFFFFF ... ricing is easy now ... FFFFF

[@DashBlue]

instant riced! thank you for watching!

[@ともこともこ-k3r]

Why in DEI, people can change their gender freely, but they don't allow them to change their skin color? 🤔 If everyone could freely change their skin color identity like Michael Jackson did, there would be no conflict or division. Isn't it okay for whites or Asians to have dreadlocks? I think what is important is respect for one's roots and culture. If UBI had respect for Japanese culture, it would not have turned out this sad. Even if theire playing a ancient chinese instrument from around BC.800. I'm tired of the repetition of "blatant" populists being created and criticized by hypocritical liberals, not only in games but also in movies, AD, and politics. they're doing it intentionally. The DEI they say is not DEI.

[@3535km]

Surely they'll blame the Japanese for buying chocolates on Valentine's Day.

[@DashBlue]

"how come you guys get white chocolate? are you RACIST?!" yeah I can see it thank you for watching!

[@Wakingclouds]

MUGAAAAA

[@jabbawookeez01]

i know its a joke. but 100% ubi probably writing all this shit down and the game will be like this. 😂

[@DashBlue]

I'd be their first customer thank you for watching!

[@MgelikaXevi]

comedy gold :D

[@DashBlue]

thank you so much!

[@TroyRubert]

It’s not incompetence it's malice!

[@notYisan]

well they could easily salvaged this by framing it as a psychotic episode from a botched tampered animus operation. that is why its full of glitches and inconsistencies with historical fact of the time period. it will make them looks silly and utterly stupid but its 100% believable and it solve everything. they dont need to fix bugs in fact they should add more as mechanics.

[@adrikstepanov5307]

If you identify as the moose, you are a furry. That's entirely different letter, and it's not represented by UBI despite there is clearly F in UBISO(F)T. Time to fill a complaint.

[@boundlessblade5205]

I cant wait for them to call us racist. For not buying it in February 😂😂😂😂😂

[@spooky6208]

黒人のノンバイナリーのヘラジカは予想外過ぎました！ ジャッキー入れるならサモ・ハン・キンポーもセットにしなきゃ！ これで日本人の（中年以上の）心を鷲掴みにできたのに！ ヘラジカ君、日本の調査が足りなかったねぇ😂

[@HEAVENLY_DEMON_ALPHA]

Good Video _😂_

[@DashBlue]

Thank you for watching!

[@mintl9246]

the wife does sounds like she is drunk? lol

[@DashBlue]

Permadrunk world buff Thank you for watching!

[@thorfinn518]

I love this guy ❤

[@literallyXero]

naah 400 views in 10 mins? fell offf!! nc vid btw

[@DashBlue]

bro I'm washed up already! need to consider switching industries, maybe I'll open a TCG shop thank you for watching!