Drunk Kronii Becomes Unhinged, Making Innuendos, and Crying for Her Jerky

[@cursedboyir]

Drunk Kronii: - Dirty mind - Laugh's at anything remotely funny - Rambler - Can't read properly - Agrees with her own thoughts that no one can here Truly a perfect yabai holomember. Now running on par with Drunk Bae!

[@michaelkimberling7307]

She reminds me of my sister when she’s drunk funny as hell to watch, but a terror to interact with.

[@AplReach]

- Can’t keep an eye on her Jerky

[@Dragoon1809]

Also one point: Time starts to unravel itself with alcohol induced paradoxes.

[@2yoyoyo1Unplugged]

Also slowwwws doooowwwn

[@spartan1010101]

She’s so bubbly it’s adorable

[@NeoMatrix77777]

Normal Kronii is perfect, drunk Kronii is beyond perfect

[@1khaitoh]

yeah, it's perfection perfected.

[@northstar6920]

x1.5 Kronii almost sounds normal.

[@-Raylight]

*"Your mother calls me mommy too"* Ame would be proud xD Drunk Kronii is the definition of -unhinged- cute and gap moe. Hope we get to see her like this more

[@Speed001]

Ame Kokoro 🔍 💛

[@KeebeThePlush]

She’s a completely different person when she’s drunk

[@nakedpotato9894]

Duh

[@Dubs22005]

she spent like 2 minutes laughing at the words "cast down"

[@tlk889]

if alcohol is supposed to remove barriers, then this is what she has to deal with in her mind all the time 😅

[@vasago125]

​@dubs2437 as good as a sober aki 5min rant about pineapple on pizza

[@ShigeBoye]

Drunk but still in character

[@Nvenom8.]

Drunkeronii is somehow charming despite how high-maintenance I can imagine her being IRL.

[@kylethecherry-nosesanalite1723]

We need a Kronii Bae drinking stream. It'll be perfect since they'll only need one beer between the two of them.

[@Vadigor]

Fun AND economical!

[@gitamic2287]

2 girls 1 beer. Yabai.

[@TheSlammurai]

@@Vadigor What a deal!

[@KaoretheHalfDemon]

That would need a supervisor otherwise they may go on some kind of very yabai tangent.

[@madeupalias1667]

All the lightweights and one heavyweight, who would win?

[@pikky3688]

It’s funny to imagine her getting kicked out of a bar for causing a ruckus after only 3 cans of 5%

[@Brian_Tabor]

She is almost exactly 25% slower when she is drunk. So if you play it at 1.25 speed she doesn't sound drunk.

[@warpstarrogue3554]

Omg your right

[@AzureIV]

She is so perfect that she can slow down exactly 25%.

[@FoxDog1080]

Sorry, doing the math for you That's 20% slower

[@mercenery1232]

Hahaha. S😂

[@tan_ori]

*20%

[@cas9564]

We have now confirmed that HoloCouncil is home to *two* extremely lightweight drinkers. God rest their souls and livers if they ever drink with Calli, Lamy, and/or Aki.

[@jasonkeith2832]

If they were smart, they wouldn't be the ones hosting that collab.

[@emib6599]

Fauna said that she consider herself with high alcohol tolerance. Anyway who is the other one that can get wasted with 2 beers 🍻 ?

[@Sheriff_Curtis]

​@@emib6599Bae

[@Zackrobotheart]

I disagree that shes necessarily a lightweight because, she said its cider so its a bit stronger than a usual beer, she implied some cans were oversized or stronger than others, and she seems to have been drinking on an empty stomach. IMO she drank about the equivalent of half to three quarters of a bottle of wine in a couple hours under less than ideal circumstances, is probably not usually a drinker, and is probably a somewhat tall but not very heavy woman. This is par for the course, not even close to bae tier of lightweight.

[@jamasa007]

​@@Zackrobotheartwhere i'm from cider and beer are both basically always around 5% which isn't a lot

[@bigthecat4276]

*sees Nerrev upload this half hour monster* Alright, time to strap in and relive the escapades of the Drunkronii: The Warden of Cider EDIT: Seeing her transition from completely composed to a giggling, haphazard mess is something to behold. God love her for being able to overcome hangovers so quickly because she did a number on herself. Bless this sozzled, self destructive mess of a woman. Don't drink and stream, kids. Because you'll never know where that jerky might end up lmao

[@NeuronActivation]

Drunkenronii is what's its all about, it makes it so that she becomes 200x more unhinged. Cried for her jerky only for her to throw it up after the stream, pain.

[@KosekiKobo]

At least she's not an expensive date. A subways sandwich and 2-3 cans of beer.

[@My_OshiOri]

that's why she's perfect

[@Sonicmaster2008]

She really becomes different when she gets drunk. She really got unhinged in that stream, especially about Inarius. She really lost it on "Overflow" and "Cast down from the Heavens". Her reaction when getting disconnected and locked was funny. God bless ya Nerrev. This must have took a while.

[@lostbread8389]

I love that she gets philosophical after losing a jerky

[@halfblue2678]

So time slows down when it's drunk. It's so funny how she's like really on 0.75 speed

[@Flaregamesz]

For the ppl who told her to drink, I thank you. This was entertaining lol

[@steampunker7]

Kronii's got some big christmas cake auntie energy when she's drunk.

[@SLC97]

Drunk Kronii is a international treasure

[@Zeryther]

19:50 when you put her on 2x speed she just sounds normal

[@AndreB23]

Drunkeronii, my beloved.

[@Dubs22005]

she spent like 2 minutes laughing at the words "cast down"

[@lyn6254]

for the rare occasion we do see drunkronii it makes the stream more special

[@Antzk3]

30 minutes of banger unhinged Kronii content, Drunkeronii is a content machine

[@insanity9329]

Solid Beef Jerky: "Overreacting scream of death" Colonel Ham: Jerky, are you okay?! Jerky?! JEEEEEEERKYYYYYYY!!!!! Kronii: "CHOMP"

[@Shark__Sunny]

Her reaction to finding the Jerky was actually adorable. She was genuinely so happy and elated.

[@aname7721]

I guess it would make sense for the embodiment of time to be in slow motion when drunk

[@flacsa636]

I don't drink alcohol except on rare occasions because I fear that something like this will happen to me, but even on those rare occasions when I actually do drink I am hardly affected at all. This was definitely an experience. She is so cute.

[@agsiar]

I'm actually sad about the jerky... Knowing that she "puked rainbows" after the fact means that the jerky did not get to form part of Kronii's Perfect Body™.

[@MartyrPandaGaming]

I have to hand it to Kronii's tracking. It picked up her cringing from the alcohol when she took that first drink.

[@jjalmasi]

First time seeing her drunk, this is so hilarious glad she had a good time honestly 😊

[@sk31370n]

nothing like drinking alone to the point of puking while talking to yourself

[@chaoticclonestudios]

Kronii seems like she's having fun

[@fellowman8796]

Don't usually watch streams as much as I used to, but it seems kronii and the rest of the kronies are still a delight to watch. Coming to the stream to have a drunk kronii be my greeting wasn't on my cards, but it was something Also, congrats on being followed by time herself, nerrev!

[@Nerrev]

Fear: 1 T-thank you

[@manuel6585]

21:13 the blessed laughter warms my heart

[@OhWaker]

3:13 That VA reading was so good

[@nadie154]

Diablo streams are my favorite, but damn, drunk Kronii wakes my "must protecc" instincts up.

[@AquaticLettuce]

The perfect compilation, thanks nerrev 🙏

[@Nerrev]

Enjoy, brother

[@neoshinji18]

Man she's simply so cute when drunk. I love her even more now! Super funny stream!

[@ihvdrm]

We need Kroni and Calli drinking stream with the bois

[@macaddict1337]

calli seems to act a lot happier on stream recently, at least from the clips i have seen, i hope she has her alcohol problem under control, its a little concerning seeing people encourage her drinking

[@machinronii]

Kronii too light weight to go drinking with Calli, Bae is more like at her lvl

[@ihvdrm]

@@macaddict1337 cool , very nice

[@Skottomania]

​@@macaddict1337 says the dingus with "addict" in their username

[@guiltyspark7308]

Kronii seems to be more drunker with three cans than Nogla and Vanoss with one bottle of whiskey 😂

[@jacquesver]

kronii is so happy about the jerky lol

[@afraidofbiscuits7259]

Nerrev usually uploads a couple of minutes for clips. When I saw this, I ran to the kombini and grabbed a few snacks and a tall bottle of vodka. This will be a long night.

[@WilliamYuliusss]

the jerky moment is top content

[@samipanini1209]

NICE!! 30 minutes of drunkeronii? Never expected it but appreciate it nonetheless

[@Zackrobotheart]

After some math and thought, kronii is not really a lightweight shes just not usually a drinker. This is a fairly standard amount to get a bit drunker than intended from I think. Heres my logic, three cans of cider that are tall is probably at least 4.5%abv and 473ml each, which if you do the math is an equivalent amount of ethanol to drinking two thirds of a bottle of wine, 750ml at 11.5%abv minimum. If you reduce the cans to a normal size, its still over half a bottle of wine. If you compare it to beer, the duration of consumption of such an amount of alcohol is greater, so more is metabolized. This was not a long stream and over half a bottle of wine for a non-drinker, especially an average adult woman, is actually a lot in a couple hours. Add to this the mitigating factor she ate spicy jerky to upset her stomach more. If you compare to spirits undiluted or mixed drinks, its too complicated to really write about that here, but the point is this is the 3-4 glasses of wine range that would have most women pretty wasted assuming averages. Maybe it hit her fast because she was fairly empty stomach to start. maybe she got sicker because she was not well hydrated, drank fast after a long time not drinking alcohol, and then factor in upset tum tum from the jerky and even the hangover and being sick isn't all that surprising imo. Shes maybe a little bit of a lightweight if shes tall and weighs over 160lbs, but imo shes just an average person who does not drink. That said, ciders can be higher than 4.5%, or occasionally lower, and larger than that cans also exist. She said one was stronger though so odds are theres no consistency in exact volume or abv to this. Given that, it was at most comparable to an entire wine bottle of the lower end average of wine's abv. That would be enough to make most men who drink at least occasionally probably wasted and potentially sick after.

[@netomoreira3525]

You are an extremely knowledgeable person unraveling the alcohol limits of an oshi. You deserve respect and happiness.

[@jhawley031]

My estimate is 5% per cider and tall means a pint. 3 pints of cider is 4.5 drinks. Thats enough to go past tipsy into straight up drunk for me (a freakishly lightweight man) and I assume for an average woman it would as well). My estimate is 4.5 standard drinks if you know about standard drinks. Thats equivalent to 6.75 shots of tequila/vodka/whiskey. (Note: im using a standard 1 oz (30 mL) single shot of 40% (80 proof) here. Although, things get complicated with the third can. It shoulds like she said the third can was stronger (ive noticed this usually means ~7%-11% for ciders and beers) but she also said she barely touched it. To complicate things further, Ive seen man tall cans in north america that are 25oz (750 mL) (see four loko for easy example) and ciders can vary quite wildy in strength (

[@davidwusoftdev]

Don't worry about the late upload. Quality can't be rushed!😎 Especially if it's almost half an hour of well edited Kronii moments.🤩

[@Cipher4109]

We experience Deja Vu because the Time Warden gets drunk and messes with the timeline again

[@R_Caine]

The Mandela effect might be a result of Drunkronii.

[@geminicrest]

God bless you Kronii. And you too Nerrev because god damn, what a great clip.

[@Krmiby]

Always glad to see streamer's drunk side

[@CommerciallyViableUsername]

Her drunk laughter is giving me life

[@FuwaNekoNya]

My alchoholic aunt can't be this perfect!

[@joelluna3386]

I love how at some point of the video you need to change the speed to x1.25 and then at some other point to x1.5

[@iMacho1300]

This was such a fever dream of a clip

[@bloodiwolf]

I love her laugh, and her humor.

[@Dargorthverse]

lol I don't know wherever to feel happy or sad that my only reaction to even lightest alcohol is feeling extremely sleepy...

[@sleepyarcheremiya955]

**Slowly chomps on a pocky**

[@dreamhollow]

She's so much fun when she's drunk, oh my word.

[@BloodyMobile]

I love story time with drunk Kronii. So entertaining

[@stevenjohnmandaya6732]

So this is what "Time Dilation" is...

[@ps_n_sq5]

I feel like drunk Kronii is like a light version of drunk me. And I love every bit of it.

[@thadzdingo]

kronii's gap is the moe that keeps on giving

[@NuGeeX]

From perfect Idol to perfect comedian

[@-.MICHAEL.-]

19:36 In the lowest depths the highest heights~ Through the shortest days and the longest nights~ The warmest fires, the coldest ice~ Through the brightest place and the darkest times~

[@CJODell12]

Kronii’s alcohol tolerance is almost as low as Bae’s

[@PeiceofNick]

A whole new meaning to telling the time your drunk amirite?

[@SohmaSatori]

I adored all of this, bless Kronii xD

[@KirayVacuo]

to her friend, take note, dont let her get drunk. or you'll have a adult baby to take care on the street later.

[@floatingpasta8099]

Guys. Idea: Mumei taking care of drunk Kronii...

[@Butter_Warrior99]

The hangover must’ve been crazy.

[@shayne.7770]

Even drunk she still has the most monotone voice

[@sugipulaboule]

I was already dying at 3:58 It was like the alcohol kicked in, along with all the other happy brain juices

[@notSusNugget]

I love watching Kronii antics. 1:20 Jerky foreshadowing

[@tomwatts703]

The difference between regular and drunk Kronii is amazing 😆 love this funny clock lady

[@OhWaker]

0:29 that laugh was so cute wtf

[@zyxaqc]

The account locking was the game trying to save her from herself

[@Luiszelada22]

So what you’re saying is time CAN be rewritten, we just gotta make sure she’s drunk 🤣🤣🤣🤣 Surprised she didn’t have blended subway ready to go lmao she’s so adorable, her drunken laughter sounds wonderful

[@theshenanigans3463]

The missing jerky bit, the urge for hug and headpat was strong

[@tyncho3566]

Aight she's dangerous when she's drunk, now imagine her getting drunk with other members ☠️

[@blankbear782]

Why drunk Kronii reminds me of Hiroi Kikuri (Bocchi the Rock), all of sudden while I’ll watched this cool edited video lol (anyway nicely work! 👍)

[@LucidFlameX]

Good Lord, I thought the Warden would be a bit sturdier. Lol.

[@Gobrus]

shes like in slow motion lol it's perfect

[@vman103]

Kronii's roast of Inarius is pretty funny, ngl

[@boringbone]

I knew she was gone when she said the words 'litty Tuesday'

[@Speed001]

18:00 she has lost it

[@sleeplessindefatigable6385]

Either Kronii's drinking on that Bhutanese shadow garden pressed dark evil cider or she's got the alcohol tolerance of a child. Either way is great to watch.

[@darkgod3698]

I wish my name was "Jerky" or "Beef Jerky" in this case. Surely it must be the most amazing thing.

[@Gingy786]

I love when she’s like “on only tipsy so I can still act normal” and proceeds to fail. I’m glad to see that so now I know how I look when I do just that lmao!

[@RandomDefaultGuy]

23:51 KroNPC doing her thing again 😂

[@BigBoyMemeZone]

0:17 literally the most drunk white girl thing i've ever heard

[@ren_03]

Normal Kronii: 1x time Drunk Kronii: 0.5x time

[@DarukaEon]

I would've been like, "Ooh hoo hoo! That's spicy... Not drunk enough! Kanpai!" XD

[@xerxesray2812]

i listened to this while studying

[@PaceBreaker]

What an adventure that was!

[@MichaelVincentGChua]

Of course Nerrev would take the full advantage of his oshi, that's a black gold content right there.

[@smolchungus9213]

I love how she read "barracks" as obama's name lolll

[@jhawley031]

Kinda wished chat voted no on the 3rd can. I think shes had enough. I genuinely felt worried when she got to can 3.

[@cortesyes]

I thought yuzu was the bottom of the barrel in regard of being drunk, I take it all back. Kronii is on another level

[@tunabones5534]

Kronies will never forget this

[@jamesvivian2855]

The heartbreak in that no when she lost her jerky

[@sirlagsalot8474]

She has a point on inarius though, my man cant keep it in his pants 😂

[@raythelog]

im convinced that the vtuber anime that was made not too long ago was just for kronii LMAO