Drunken Florida Woman | Sal Vulcano & Chris Distefano: Hey Babe! | EP 123

[@NoPreshNetwork]

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[@bertusbob]

BetterHelp shared users sensitive health data!!!!!!

[@tayhans1551]

Chrissy TRUST YOUR GUT. Something is telling you not to go so don’t.

[@mdd0101]

That immediate zoom when Sal mentions ass implants was a masterful choice

[@Court1999]

The way Sal holds the mic is so endearing

[@tinaisrad]

Basically everything that man does is endearing! He's such a gem

[@zped4484]

He's a real cutie patoots

[@Magnificent_Mustang]

“He’s a buddy of mine. I forgot his name.” 😅😂 Really, Sal?!?!😅😂😂

[@jasminetaveras2281]

Sal singing into the mic "Diarrheaaaaaaa" 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

[@benogrisek4379]

A lil anne frank

[@esotericleigh]

He slayed.

[@diana_agosta7058]

Chrissy looking like he stole one of Vinny’s rompers 😂😂

[@Stiiizyz]

The first zoom out was a jump scare

[@jolenestiteler5215]

Sal saying the camel girl was probably "trotting around the house" took me out 😂

[@benthompson2395]

My wife's boyfriend loves this show so I do too!

[@stoneguy223]

Wtf...no

[@Germeezy]

@@stoneguy223 hey, if it works for his wife and her bf and their sex slave, let them be 🤣

[@jeffc5202]

Wives are overrated

[@JenManning371]

Hey stein

[@samanthaorick2280]

I had to read that twice 😂

[@joshkkg1519]

I'm in prison and use my one hour of computer time to watch this show!!

[@kylegordy113]

😂😂😂 worth it brother. Keep ya head up

[@Tstasi93]

What you in for my guy?

[@joshkkg1519]

@@Tstasi93 involuntary manslaughter. total BS!

[@esotericleigh]

You have KZbin in prison???? That’s wild

[@courtney2590]

Set the play back speed to 1.5x

[@melrest3453]

I love when Chris shouts out the random stuff for Pimp to google. “Harry Potter Hottie”

[@meghanxox]

I’m having a bad day. And I just saw the name of this episode and was like yes def tuning in. I identify as a drunk FL lady as well. But really thank you for all the laughs, the podcasts have gotten me through so many times and days and remind me it doesn’t matter. Just laugh through it ❤🎉

[@chris-og9wz]

Snoop 100% improved that and it was the best thing ever 😂 shout out Shane’s quad/knee

[@kellymurphy6418]

You babes are my absolute favs! I cannot thank you enough for getting my through my anxious and depressed days. Love yous! ❤❤

[@jacobhelmstetler8985]

“The power of insecurity repels you?” 😂😂😂😂😂

[@Clarkillustrations]

"They all look like Bratz dolls" 🤣😂😅😆

[@inbostonasitisinheaven]

the power of insecurity repels you 😂 that was so good 😂

[@justthedecoy4687]

The intro says don't be a flake, but Chris just flaked an entire continent

[@bluesing3082]

DAHMER GLASSES ARE BACK BABYYYYY 🎉

[@wutflex]

Diarrhea🎶 where my this is important fans at?? Shoutout the workaholics guys😂

[@LuckyLuch1]

This shits important!

[@mmmarlee]

39:23 why does Chris’ leg look COLOSSAL 🤣🤣🤣🤣

[@josef2012]

"Dada,I gotta shit." 🤣💗

[@chucklecucker]

Dude. DiStefano was on fire in Tampa. He was so good.

[@Mmksen289]

The more I listen I slowly realize these are the two most feminine men in comedy. Ps love u girls

[@melissaeager3410]

Can't wait to see my BABES share clips from the Comedy Mothership!!

[@Sunburst_000]

Love my Hey Babe T!!!! Can’t wait for new merch ❤

[@HighFive212]

Monday, one day. Tuesday, 2 day, Wednesday, huh, who, what day? Thursday, hey babes.

[@NoPreshNetwork]

YASSSSS

[@keithbrockway5759]

Crissy Commitments, Babe. U already committed. U cannot acquitted. My gf does this kind of shit (flying by the seat of her romper, too) and im like "Babe. U gotta think of this before u commit."

[@sharonviera9036]

I absolutely love you guys and your synergy together. Please never end this podcast together. Also, Sal, absolutely love you are a WWE fan! The Charlotte Flair and Rhea Ripley match was the best🤘🏼

[@AmandaPanda889]

Omg they just posted this 10 mins ago I feel so special

[@NoPreshNetwork]

You are!

[@KevinMTV]

Woahhhhh the sky on the south park drawing blends RIGHT in to the wall! Makes the painting look cooler!

[@BoilerRoc2002]

Whoa, Chrissy Kneecaps wearing the short shorts!!! This has been Hey Babe! ❤

[@awake8256]

Sal, I could not love you more ❤️

[@dustingarn1768]

I felt bad for Chris when he said he added more shows...God bless her but you know jazz probably wants to remodel the bathroom or something. 😂😂😂😘😜

[@joelav91]

We all sittin crissy cross bulging print sauce watching the show babes

[@tical0187]

24:00 there’s waters in the fridge 😂- Sal

[@Tomhanksgiving]

Mark Normand will be in Australia at the same time so if Chrissy Cancels doesn’t go then this will help Mark’s ticket sales 😂

[@ccosta4349]

Well that’s a better show anyways 😂

[@goodlooksmediagroup]

Definitely going to Newport RI. soooooo dope!!!!!! 🐐🐐🐐🐐🐐🐐

[@miggy_chagon6630]

31:00 If Chrissy hurts himself on the way to the stage, just get a stool and become Big Chrissy Oakerson

[@weeba06]

trotting around the house 😭😭😭😭😭🐎🐎🐎🐎🐎

[@darasmith9475]

😂😂😂😂 love the Florida story... That's so me .... I'm latina soooo but y'all loove us lol

[@christinapistocco6159]

Yay Hey Babe Day!

[@yoochewb]

honestly super love that venetia is more talkative in these episodes. lettur know!!!!!!!!

[@laurenreese3217]

Hey Babes, thanks for putting me on new people. After listening to Ryan Sickler last ep I went to watch his special because I’m not a shitty person.

[@NoPreshNetwork]

God bless ya babe

[@samueldonaldson2226]

Watch his podcast with Shapel Lacey! Both of those guys are as genuine as they come

[@sharonbull4303]

I watched it too and it was hilarious! I’m now a fan since the Babes introduced us

[@abbeydabbey3771]

Australian fans watching the end of this episode must’ve been brutal LMAOOO

[@courtneyjorgensen4516]

It made me hate his family

[@codyhammond8401]

It made me like Chris less

[@ExitStatement]

I’m not even Australian but it convinced me to never buy tickets to see him, lol.

[@ms.l3392]

I think the werewolf guy looks fly as fuck. It’s majestic

[@maccalhoun4764]

Thanks for keepin it fresh yall❤️

[@3Tacos1coke]

“Trotting around the house” lol GD Sal.

[@nimbus9125]

"Thats where i can see a go fund me" 😂

[@kendallleingang]

Chrissy's fit is immaculate.

[@Holycow94WoW]

The number of people that either don’t know what a BBL is or that think it’s an implant astonishes me considering how prevalent they are in our media

[@justalyssamarie]

i'd go gay for the hey babes..im a straight woman

[@NoPreshNetwork]

YASSSSSS

[@Sarahgreeneyes32]

Lmao makes no sense they’re men

[@ifael1]

@@Sarahgreeneyes32 DiD yOu JuSt AsSuMe ThEiR gEnDeR??????

[@Sarahgreeneyes32]

@@ifael1 omg who cares 💀

[@Sarahgreeneyes32]

@@ifael1 she said she’d go gay & is a woman & is straight. Hmm makes no sense.

[@cat_Martinez_]

Every episode “this should be the name of this episode” …. Every episode, not the name of the episode 😂

[@dannybalboassauceco7594]

That green get up is outstanding 😮😮❤❤❤

[@lilliandebroux504]

Chrissy is such a metro! Don’t ever change! ❤

[@EdselHernandez-tm3dk]

There's no way she lost that card on the way to soho house lol

[@courtneytripp2526]

Living for the fit, Chrissy

[@H3H3HEE]

Jazz is literally me 😂😂😂

[@bustakeats1416]

Hide that scary picture of that lady somewhere in Sal’s house. 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

[@KelTheGroovyHuman]

I was listening to just audio for most the ep...when I finally looked I audibly gasped at sal's OutKast shirt. I've wanted one ever since I attended the Players Ball in 94..

[@phillipcassady6607]

🎶if you have nausea, heartburn, indigestion, upset stomach, Diarrhea. Yeah Pepto bismol!

[@cindyo6298]

Haha the TITLE 😆

[@SpillingTheTeaPod]

Happy Thursday besties

[@daryldunson7154]

Sal rockin the taste buds shirt

[@kiwi3753]

Thank you sal for teaching me Wrestle Mania

[@porks8947]

is chrissy wearing a romper? LMAO

[@DJPoprocks]

Hey Jude into Hey Babe next please :D

[@Batmanisme]

This

[@Mind-Love-Self]

Best podcast. It's really not even close babes

[@RayRae559]

I love how many Chicks get down with the Babes!

[@stevenkranitis8419]

Melbourne to Sydney is 1 hour by plane Chrissy lol and 1 hour to Brisbane.

[@gymhouston5734]

He’s being a straight puss just made fun of ppl for not working hard enough and then complains about paid trips

[@mckenziekelly4802]

I had sun poison on my back really bad one time, and I tried everything... Ice, aloe, lidocaine, everything at CVS. I called my friend who was in nursing school, and asked her wtf I was supposed to do because it felt like my back was going to rip off. She told me bengay.... I thought she was fucking with me. It finally got bad enough, I went and got some, and it IMMEDIATELY made it stop itching and burning. Was completely gone by that morning. So, if you have sun poison, BENGAY IS YOUR ANSWER

[@AmberSperling]

God you make it sound like we live in a galaxy far far away … 🇦🇺

[@POV18]

I've hungout with Riff Raff at his house. Pure fucking chaos lmfaooooo

[@BSandman]

Chrissy looks like if Gumby was Italian

[@danielpaone6022]

I say go, but bring a lot of butter and a large crab pot for those massive crabs they have there 😂

[@JorginMaPenitz]

There’s nothing I want more in life then to find love in a hopeless place with Sal Vulcano. What an amazing man. Let him I know said hey babe!

[@lilliandebroux504]

It would have to be you, Sal, and his wife

[@castlehorror1]

Lol Melbourne to Sydney flights is 90 minutes... Thanks for cancelling my 3 tickets mate, alot of respect lost from this side of the world

[@ExitStatement]

Honestly. Why talk about this on the pod? Why would I ever buy a ticket to one of his shows knowing how easily he does this?

[@castlehorror1]

@@ExitStatement right!!

[@conh9413]

Chrissy don’t cancel on Australia. I’m flying from Melbourne to Sydney just to see you. Please don’t cancel on us

[@davideast4144]

Again 🎉good night everyone 48:37

[@mattj340]

44:33 somebody should be calling Joe DeRosa right now

[@vegamedina289]

23:03 Chrissy sneak-a-boog aka Chrissy chew a loog

[@Dividend_Investing2024]

Good evening babes! 🌶🌭 PS: Chrissy Dahmer costume looks great Sal looking like a reformed mafia member that now loves taking care of his children 👁🦿

[@mykillmatic]

Just KNOW if you ever get sun burnt on my property, TAKE IT UP WITH BLOOM CAFE!

[@practicepodcast8499]

Thursdays are for the babes

[@Kronikman07]

37:33 that's a great callback sal. song was so catchy.

[@RazorsxEdge]

Love when AEW/ROH finds it’s way into episodes. But that Dante Martin injury was during the Super Card of Honor ppv. Wild spot!

[@matthewt3369]

At least we didn’t talk about AI again this episode lol

[@NoPreshNetwork]

I’ll stop!

[@kwansolar263]

Always trust your gut, intuition never lies .

[@helloxkatieee]

I just love how metrosexual Sal is with his terms haha I’m so impressed when he calls women’s things by the correct names, like clutch; my dad called it a grip. 😅

[@lilliandebroux504]

Sal’s always respectful when he talks about women

[@helloxkatieee]

Such a gentleman and a scholar; the both of ‘em.

[@mattj340]

He could be doing a podcast with real life Wookies

[@MrBobbyfresh]

Thursday is for the babes

[@jeffblack6803]

I randomly had a dream last night that I met Chrissy and he let me try on his glasses. Not only were they comically large on my face, like that of early Elton John, but they weighed like 10 pounds.🤣🤣🤣

[@nahbruh2826]

The workaholics guys did the the diarrhea commercial first on their sound board!!!!! "This is important" podcast. Check it out

[@of496]

Shoutout Thursday

[@pjsw]

The dante Martin was at a ppv

[@kylesimon5160]

Having a great hair-day, Sal!

[@TreyAllDayy]

The glasses are back!

[@pauli7457]

Hey babes!

[@hawyadoin1175]

Chrissy F bombs! This is Hey Babe. Pimps slippin

[@mattj340]

Chris remember it's going to be hard to find Cubans in Australia

[@mattj340]

Guaranteed Chrissy you love my dips and dots🎉