Drunken Slurring Dwarf sings 'Cutie Patootie'

[@rossfromfriends8468]

Here because of nick Mullen

[@boulofrice587]

You and me both brother.

[@starsz7304]

Hell yeah brother

[@Ben-rq5re]

It was even worse than he made out

[@gunshow86de]

You are good friends with him as well? Nice.

[@Mark-of8ni]

I blame Nick for how many times I’ve watched this

[@choc113]

The best bit is her Mum desperately looking round for someone to share the cuteness or whatever and finding nothing but barely disguised loathing.

[@kharnifex]

Stavlaugh.mp3

[@kennypyne7821]

Hell yeah dude

[@Jimmy-H]

"no description available" No description possible.

[@grahamramsay4226]

Savage

[@Jimmy-H]

@@grahamramsay4226 woah thanks for bringing me back to this.

[@grahamramsay4226]

Mate so funny

[@birthcrisis1]

Drunken slurring dwarf gets me every time

[@julie_stjames]

i love how the women in the back are staring at her like shes a freak while the mom thinks shes the greatest thing in the world.

[@jimmystrudel687]

please god, send down another merciful comet, ya know, the same one that wiped out the dinosaurs. please i beg you.

[@BeBetter26]

hahaha

[@inkoinfinity2]

Asteroid is coming in our direction, will be here by November.You got your wish kinda.

[@barrybenson4158]

@@inkoinfinity2 Fuck you where is it?

[@ZolFox]

For some reason, I started literally laughing out loud uncontrollably like 15 minutes AFTER I saw this. So...yeah. I really don't know what to say about this...

[@wordtoyourmothership]

Guantanamo Bay plays this on repeat for torture.

[@versuskid4232]

😂😂😂😂😂😂

[@kaylareid6160]

Mom: “why didn’t you do your chores” Me: “cuz I’m a cutie, cutie patootie”

[@FANKANable]

Respect

[@MrRyans35]

DEAR GOD DO NOT PLAY THIS AT .25 SPEED, I THINK I STARTED A SPELL TO OPEN A HELLGATE

[@sethjohnson411]

Ohhh man I almost peed

[@ben89422]

need to check my pants after that

[@Boofin_Tobacco]

Literally sounds like the band Daughters lmao

[@saramuoz]

OFFICIAL LYRICS They call me Cutie, Cutie Patootie Walkin' on sunshine, shakin' my booty Cutie, Cutie Patootie I'm a little somethin' girl, no I'm not snooty Slum face in magazines, paper Gandhi's racist dreams CNN, TMI, got my own face paint Pretty hair, pretty eyes, itchy as a crackpot Books on DVD and known drugs keep it real I'm a Cutie, Cutie Patootie Eatin' with showgirls here in the movies Sweetie, Sweetie Pateetie I'll be intense but no, I'm not needy Thanks Shantelle for paving the way I got a sun patch for you here today Same little power girl fly but not Looks like Oprah Winfrey's doin alright I'm a Cutie, Cutie Patootie Squeezy, Swiss and cheesy A smoochie with some blue cheese A snuggle mmhmm dog boy

[@neomajora1207]

My IQ just decreased by 20.

[@SirRorschachJack]

+Neo Majora Na, it heightened my spidey-senses by about 5%

[@SirRorschachJack]

+Neo Majora Na, it heightened my spidey-senses by about 5%

[@oli4735]

Watch it again, it will decrease by 40.

[@brodieyake7735]

Julie Chen is probably thinking, "You know, I used to interview presidents" at 0:26, while Sharon is thinking, "My husband is the singer of Black Sabbath, and I'm here" at 0:44. "Satan's little puppet" at 1:04. At the very least, she's self aware.

[@cindy8205]

Brodie Yake lmaoooo

[@bearsaremonkeys]

1:24 "SNUGGLE snnnn GUGGLE... yeah!"

[@satomiwa]

When I saw Leah Remini's face, I realized that I was making the exact same face.

[@leenbean14]

Oh god, everyone else looks soooooo uncomfortable. Hahahah.

[@tydude64]

this disturbs me less than the actual version, so much, in fact, that i came running back to this version

[@JayLeePoe]

this is like Xavier: Renegade Angel but real life

[@cheerymike6166]

Chris Chan's dimensional collision has begun

[@brockbaker]

The reactions are priceless. Haha!

[@tomasrosa1793]

Fuck you Brock

[@AnnieSezify]

🤦

[@nouseragreement1471]

Shout out to my good friend Nick Mullen for personally showing me this video.

[@jokerraton8183]

You can tell Leah's going through a lot. God bless her.

[@09999abc]

Awkward! Eden's Mom was the only one who wasn't looking confused.

[@SirRorschachJack]

+09999abc Was that the one in the middle smiling and actually moving to the beat? haha

[@sdcs85]

Thank you EGiNcontroL for exposing me to this piece of art.

[@Lemoncloak]

Thanks for this Incontrol.

[@OohYeahThatGuy]

the end of starcraft

[@lbutt6450]

I just want to express my gratitude that this exists and that it was given this genius title. I have been coming back to watch this video for nearly a decade. It’s the only thing I can count on in this life.

[@anatotitan]

Same. It's my constant.

[@31Meadows]

Fabulous performance! It is art like this that makes the world go around and around again a few more times. :)

[@MJW238]

Look at those hosts sitting there acting like they’re all superior, and not themselves partially culpable.

[@sanaaboarook7660]

ahahahaha lol her voice I couldn't stop laughing

[@tomdaltodmom]

Sharon looked really thrilled. LOL.

[@Budhudnut-ol2yc]

@tomdaltodmom Even she knew there was something wrong going on.

[@annienguyen9211]

Better than sweatshirt

[@MrOctopus16]

i like how the blonde in the back is the only person that seems to be clearly enjoying this

[@TheEnglishWonder]

"no description available" fucking right

[@NoiseArtJerk]

I've watched this so many times. Top 10 funniest videos. Call Bob Saget!

[@GrifCannon90]

0:45 "could really use by big red X button..."

[@stanley8441]

Sharon dont look impressed

[@jumbosilverette]

I've watched this 6 times today, and forwarded it to 2 others. Don't know why it's so friggin' entertaining...but it is.

[@jrgilbert]

This is repugnant. It's not the child's fault it's the pathetic, deranged parents. Sickening.

[@DisgruntledPigumon]

Or it's just some kid having fun singing a song.

[@streetfucker911]

that would look pretty different ...

[@VioletVoorhees]

obviously she has fun, when you're trained, educated like that. all the baby girls love to wear makeup and pretty clothes but... there's a thin line between play and be what your parents want you to be. I really think that for a bunch of $ those parents could sell their children to some pervs... like it was the first time that happens. I'm exhausted about hearing those stories, pretty good hidden from the media because too many vips are involved in. inform yourself. stop with this baby shows... this is disgusting. give that girl a doll... please. she will have her whole twenties to have fun with her body and makeup.

[@beavisbonce]

The funniest thing i have seen all year. Inventive and hilarious. I cant stop listening and crying with laughter

[@bigspooky7377]

i listend to this in the car earlier

[@OkieMikester]

Hilarious! I love the look on the co-hosts faces!

[@scottstark5656]

Upvoted for the title.

[@thombone]

Now THAT is effing hilarious!

[@peterlohnes1]

its slowed down...whoever thought to do this is a genius

[@babylonian]

excellent point peter

[@stoddardsuperman]

i like how she keeps it real

[@daleithgribbleshire2092]

Thanks Nick

[@soupofthenight]

ayyyy lol

[@xblueblaze]

LOL at the title, a drunken slurring dwarf indeed

[@MrBlondieZero]

This is the best song ever.

[@SirRorschachJack]

+MrBlondieZero Sarcasm is a beautiful delicate flower. Crushed by the winds and bad vocals of this perilous earth.

[@jamesbrincefield9879]

This video will never get old.

[@Aesthetics604]

1.5x speed. Try it

[@andrewsobotka]

+Aesthetics604 You are the hero that this video needs.

[@TheMelamia]

This makes me realise I need a drink!

[@cryptogirl7230]

Oh god haha Incontrol I hate you

[@Stian1342]

HAHAHA ME2

[@632waldo]

Sharon Osbourne's reaction was hilarious ! She had that face like wtf did her mother do to her lol

[@elliottwhitaker5800]

Who watched this incredibly high?

[@SgtGir10]

Fantastic idea.

[@ZolFox]

Awful idea. I think I'd end up blowing my brains out or something.

[@jeanabeana01]

Probably 190 times.

[@kellygurl5]

Definetely how I discovered this video lmao

[@jessicakennon]

LOVE how the only one excited and into it is her mom.

[@flipskaterdave]

this is what happens when you give a group of women their own tv show

[@MichaeLovan]

Sexist comment of the day

[@BlueEye096]

Michael Lovan Yeah because this... this is quality entertainment.

[@flipskaterdave]

next thing you know they'll air a live birth with 100 women in the audience going "awwwwwwwwwww"

[@SnootzDog]

LOLLL

[@jessyd1020]

Funny how the mom (in the middle) is trying to get the others ladies into it but they avoid eye contact with her 😆

[@poooooooooooooop7777]

christ

[@PatstarDeluxe]

This is one of the funniest videos I've ever seen. Haha!

[@austinharris7125]

This is a God awful exploitation of a young, formally innocent child!!!

[@kitten_xbobatea5228]

She’s not a child.

[@samithmordraus20]

That's a drunk woman you idiot

[@rabolli1030]

Dwarf you mean

[@CynicalTake]

sharon is like "wtf is this? who scheduled this shit?"

[@brianadams4728]

Ha ha ha ha, fucking youtube

[@capsulej]

Everybody looks either bored or confused. Imagine if it was a real drunken dwarf.

[@1066sgp]

Welcome to the Trump era....sing along now!

[@motorcyclelad]

steven patterson Hey idiot. This was published in 2010, the obama era.

[@Artress357]

Only one person in the entire room looks to be enjoying this in any way.

[@lucyfur3895]

Wait this is a voice over isn't it? I mean this can't possibly be the actual audio, right?

[@chelseapeyton6868]

It's slo-mo

[@OllieOllieOxenFreak]

the hostess's faces are priceless.

[@justme38ds]

lol I absolutly love MaKenzie! MaKenzie is the best!

[@Dr0ctavia]

Sharon's face is priceless

[@akuma4u]

YES!!!! new ring tone of the month

[@aideenjyc]

Aw Jared...never fails to send us to funny links!

[@nailpolish323]

they seem so impressed.

[@kookoo4gaga]

I like how the mom is the only one clapping and everyone else has an invisible gun attached to their head

[@DianaDash]

This is seriously the funniest thing ever.

[@KilobyteBrain]

Y'know, I still find it funny that the only person in the entire room that seems excited is her mom.

[@molecularchaos]

Best thing I've seen all day.

[@SWSimpson]

I can't stop laughing. Its so great slowed down like that.

[@miaj1073]

Added to my mental list of favourite videos

[@transformersloverjon]

It actually got funny the longer it ran on.

[@Still1luckymom]

I believe the faces on the sofa (with the bouncy exception of mommy) speak for us all. Hope she's able to make enough cash for her manager and then some as she'll need it for therapy. Exactly WHAT IS HER TALENT??!

[@jaisellers]

This is totally hilarious and absolutely creepy all at once!!!!

[@TanisR1995]

Haha, the mother keeps laughing to Sharon and that bother one, then stops when she realises they don't like it

[@LordAvoc]

I love how they just ever so slightly slowed it down and it changed her voice! HAHAHAHA

[@tapupartforpres]

These are the newest funniest videos here.

[@daisypreece]

this made my week.

[@zombienachos]

*wags finger* Someone has been stealing sips of mommy's special mouthwash.

[@stevebob240]

The title of this video is pure gold

[@mjpsy7121]

yaaaaaassssss! i was hoping it would be just like this

[@redmaypril]

The only one not looking uncomfortable is the mom, who looks delighted. Hahah.

[@cee2cee77]

Her mom looks at Sharon like: Yea! My kids the shit! Don't ya agree? haha and Sharon is just like wtf? Lmfao

[@mssjustcuz]

Lol at the person who said 'I watch this everyday '

[@SupernovaProds]

this is why The Talk is aired when everyone is at work

[@JGH]

her mom is all into it!

[@kingdonut6675]

Hello and welcome to the season premiere of BIG BROTHER!!! I’m your new host, Host McFamousperson! If you were expecting Julie Chen, she sadly broke her contract and has said that she will never step on a studio lot as long as she lives because she was traumatized on an episode of “The Talk”.

[@Reonlasbard]

This is an improvement over the original.

[@XenuLordofTheSky]

Brings tears to my eyes!

[@LanceEhlers]

In a perfect world, she would be signing this as a duet with Tonetta.

[@Wanderlust1972]

This is the best thing on the internet.

[@micielo8555]

A guy i dont talk to anymore sent me this shit and 4 yrs later im back cause i cant get this shit out of my head. I miss talking to him, he was hilarious af hahaha

[@vllncor]

I think the title of this makes it even more funnier than it is XD

[@0ctopuses]

the greatest video of all time