Drunken Squirrel

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This video was shot in San Francisco Botanical Garden by chance. In fact I went there for a walk an to take pictures of flowers. I was a bit disappointed due to heavy overcast that day. I think was close to lunch time. Perhaps, squirrel lunch time, since there were quite a bunch of squirrels all over the trails : ) Some were eating wild apples, others were begging for food and so on. However, few squirrels were on a different diet, as the "special ones" were eating magnolia petals.
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[@drunkensquirrel7545]

It looks like my Sponsor just fell off the wagon. Again. 🐿️🍸

[@frightbat208]

He’s actually searching out the good fermented petals. He knows what he’s doing😂😂😂

[@Mike-vr4lw]

Wow, party squirrel 😂

[@kawasakiwhiptwo5821]

It does seem that way.

[@chromicapop4595]

lk the way he stumbles around like a pro drunk "im a functioning alcoholic"

[@grantodamax]

I used to have an ornamental pear tree next to my house and every year once the pears fell off and fermented on the ground hundreds upon hundreds of birds would show up and chill in the tree and eat the fermented pears on the ground and get completely trashed stumbling on the ground and making an unbelievable amount of noise.

[@mslee4722]

I hate loud drunks

[@grantodamax]

@@mslee4722 That is exactly what it sounded like but with birds.

[@NotSoCrazyNinja]

I would love to see a drunken bird party. Too bad you didn't get video of it.

[@grantodamax]

@@NotSoCrazyNinja Sadly I did not. But it was usually a 3 day party

[@DanielDavies-StellularNebulla]

@@grantodamax screachy?

[@UmatsuObossa]

If you notice, he's specifically looking for the fermented one.

[@cosmopolitanwonder9675]

It like that guy in the pub, can’t walk straight, who’s had too many beers but still asking for more.

[@toddbridgesx]

Someone get this squirrel to rehab

[@toddbridgesx]

On this episode of Intervention.....

[@SneakyCheeseThief]

Falling over drunk, but still looking for food. Been there.

[@guardianangel31]

lol same

[@evefaustin4444]

Thdxbll3 ...me too. Shamefully way too many times.

[@michaelwashington2682]

Yes indeed!

[@Aganaden]

Its the food that cuz him drunk, just like how you crave for alcoholic drinks

[@UmatsuObossa]

He's purposely grabbing the fermented ones. Notice how he has no interest in the fresh ones.

[@Argumemnon]

"I'm not drunk. I only had three petals!"

[@cosmopolitanwonder9675]

My

[@VictheChick]

It's all fun and games until that squirrel gets behind the wheel of a tiny, toy automobile...

[@jonathansingleton9246]

That squirrel is hammered! 🤣

[@janetremsing6988]

🤣There's always that one squirrel at the party who doesn't know when to stop!😂

[@xgreenjacket]

I can confirm sadly that’s me 🙁

[@btrswt35]

Hes like, "damn, the ground keeps moving!"

[@edlima209]

Drunken Squirrel is the WORST kung fu style.

[@BookProX]

HaHaHA...

[@youngmasterchu]

I must learn this style, pls teach me Master Si Fu

[@williammitchell1864]

@@youngmasterchu Master Si Fu, What about learning the art of Fu Man Chu?😁🥴😎

[@Zzazs]

yeah cause everyone but you cant find your nuts

[@srinathhm1998]

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[@kevinchambers17]

Used to have a family of five greys come into our garden in Roborough, suburb of Plymouth, UK - one of them even used to bang on the back door when he wanted us to throw him nuts ! Then we got our shaggy sheepdog Barney... squirrel was not happy at all - used to sit on a branch just above dear old Barney's head, flapping his tail and hissing at him. Presumably negotiating a boundary issue ! Barney would never have hurt him - he used to kiss kittens and rabbits - but of course he was curious !

[@nicholasc.5944]

That one uncle you never talk about in the family

[@CAMacKenzie]

Looked to me like he was looking for more fermented flowers. This little guy isn't just drunk, he's A drunk!

[@jamespike5161]

He’s gonna go home and compose a squirrely little ballad in honour of the petals that get him blitzed.

[@Alaskanman]

This little guy was having the time of its life

[@wolfhurricane897]

"W-what do you mean i'm *belch* drunk? I-I'm not drunk you're drunk...now gimme my keys..."

[@nina1522]

"Problem? I DO NOT have a problem! I can quit any time I want!"

[@CosmosProvider]

after this last one...

[@nina1522]

hadri1a1 LOL

[@Tlactl]

I'm a robot, I can quit anytime I want

[@chrismayer3919]

Are you kidding, lil' guy? You're more blitzed than a German offensive! So potted, we could grow you next spring! a box of nails aren't as hammered as you!

[@Dowlphin]

- "Well, when DO you want to quit?" "NEVER!!!"

[@dathyr1]

I dont think that squirrel should be jumping from tree to tree today after his tasty snack with magnolia petals. Great video.

[@BookProX]

I always heart funny comments.

[@bigchef290]

That Squirrel looking like your drunk uncle on a Friday night.....lol.

[@joansimmons2044]

Oh my goodness this is just too funny this little squirrel knew exactly what he was eating!

[@notaspy8944]

what shall we do with a drunken squirrel? what shall we do with a drunken squirrel? what shall we do with a drunken squirrel? early in the morning

[@darylwhite2526]

I’ve heard of drunk as a skunk 🦨 but I’ve never heard of drunk as a squirrel 🐿 lol

[@Wildicon19]

Human "I'm Gonna get drunk!" Squirrel "Hold My Nuts..."

[@ohmygodbecky6829]

A part of me believes this squirrel has eaten these before and knew exactly what it was doing

[@temmie9430]

You can see it searching for the fermented ones lol

[@sarahwesson3011]

poor guy, give him some water! that's what my roommate does for me when I eat too many fermented magnolia petals.

[@TheJurnalyst]

He need some mewk....

[@CosmosProvider]

Poor? He just can't stop eating it, i'm pretty sure he has the benny hill theme in his head and actually enjoys this. Let the animals have some fun too, geez

[@bhawthorne5654]

hadri1a1 too funny. the Benny hill theme song was what I was hearing watching this lmbo

[@ThatWeirdDude40]

+Sarah Wesson I give him a headshot. I know that meat gets more tender if you slaughter and prepare drunken animals. It's the alcohol.

[@LumosVeil]

Freyja Njordsdottir The Joke. ------ Your head.

[@kazs6529]

Squirrel you're drunk. Go home. Oh...wait! :P His hangover gonna be nuts :D

[@charliefreeman5132]

KA ZS that was ACORNy joke

[@user-gv3kk4ts9b]

KA ZS The squirrel looks poisoned. What came next?

[@jasonlor9735]

Good one.

[@JosephM]

👏👏👏👏

[@siksikaitsitapipeople5379]

😆

[@bettythebutcher]

Wow, considering how excellent squirrel balance is, this case of the spins boggles the mind. Hope she found somewhere safe to sleep it off -- on the ground and away from sober predators.

[@pineapplepenumbra]

1:38 "I'll just sit here for a bit, to see if the world will stop spinning."

[@michaelcochran5005]

If he had been a flying squirrel he could have gotten a job with Delta Airlines! lol

[@AnnetteMurphyger]

Michael Cochran thats very very funny. Why Delta Airlines?

[@xssweetness]

😂😂😂

[@nirmalkrish4113]

Lol

[@chesswarlock9384]

Forest's closed. You don't have to go home, but you can't stay here.

[@musikkanal1255]

Alcohol is not a solution squirrel

[@COJ.Island]

Alcohol IS a solution - it's kinda liquids 😁

[@ThatWeirdDude40]

+Musik kanal125 and here's the problem. Chemical point of view, alcohol IS a solution.

[@wishwarajinduliyanagama5810]

Musik kanal125 YES. MORE HAPPY IN HUMAN BODY DRINK. THEN. MORE. QUSHIONS. I DON'T SAY WHAT ARE THEY. IT IS SAME. DRUGS. AND. ALCOHOL. SIGARAT. DRUGS. GANGA. LIZEN. GOOD. NO VERY. GOOD. THERE ARE MADET BY COMPANEY. K. SELL. K. NO LOVE. K. HUMAN. THERE. ARE. ONLLY. K. LOVE. MONEY. K. NO LOVE. K. HUMANS. K. THEN. B Y E . .

[@gladysjeane6925]

Freyja Njordsdottir lol 😂😂😂😂😂

[@TehMorbidAtheist]

Musik kanal125 What's a "solution squirrel"?

[@cynthiastretch844]

Laughing so much of all the comments.that to cute and laughing so much watching it.thanks for sharing 🌸💮🐿️

[@BookProX]

Glad you enjoyed it

[@Orlov-vsyakaya-vsyachina]

The funniest part about that for me as Russian is that in Russian, delirium tremens is informally called “belochka” (similar to the word “belka”, which is squirrel in Russian).

[@ryanjacobsen9557]

Looks like me in the refrigerator late at night after some drinks LOL

[@PyroFalcon]

I once saw a squirrel eating Psilocybe cubensis mushrooms under an oak tree at a pasture in central Florida.... animals like to party just as much as we do

[@DivineFalcon]

My cat loves magic mushrooms. She gets high on them if she can find some in the forests nearby.

[@pawsmcgraws916]

U should have filmed it

[@Sonicsgirl13]

Hence the term "Party animal(s)"

[@annamay2921]

Oh my Lord! XD

[@guitardogg8438]

Did you call the cops?

[@Cognetto]

Now that is a party animal!!!

[@shananagans5]

I had a Love Bird back in the 1970's. My mother let it drink wine out of her glass once. After just a few drinks it was drunk. After that, it wouldn't let my mom have a glass of wine without trying to get into her glass. If it was locked in the cage when mom got the wine out it would pitch a fit until it got a drink. No joke, that bird liked to get drunk. Luckily mom only drank once or twice a month so it's not like the bird was drinking every day but yea, it knew where the wine was kept, it knew what a wine glass looked like and nobody could have a glass without sharing. It didn't seem to hurt him, he lived 13 years which is about average, maybe the long side of average.

[@aryehbenyehudah9965]

A.A meeting: Hi I am Mr. Squirrel and I am an alcoholic😂

[@CarolynTainter1]

Love that comment, I'm laughing really hard ! :D

[@AJ-qn6gd]

Aren’t you supposed to use an alias, I thought that was why it is Alcoholics Anonymous ! 😜👍🏻🇬🇧

[@gardenia24sugarfoot.36]

'gee wee one only humans are supposed to be drunk slobs.' I have never seen that before & it is priceless. I hope it did not wake up with a hangover? thank you 4 sharing, adorable wee squirrel..

[@hlcepeda]

Drunken squirrels are definitely cuter than squirrely drunks.

[@MrAvengersTV1]

lol the lil guy wasted 😭.. when he tries to eat the flowers but is too drunk I felt that

[@glennmiller816]

Always happens to me too when I eat fermented magnolia petals

[@brianhudson7822]

Not the leaves or flowers that got him drunk. it was the fermented ginko seeds shown in the opening scene.

[@paulbrown1585]

I think so too...

[@WildInKY]

Yup

[@richardgrier8968]

Jeez how could he stand the smell?

[@haroldclark3201]

I thought the same

[@WildInKY]

@Lee Z Exactly

[@marshdweller01]

I just discovered this video; very amusing. I think it was the fermented fruit he was eating at the very beginning of the video. The magnolia petals are newly fallen. Once saw a squirrel drunk on some kind of fruit, spinning like a top!

[@llm5726]

The fruit looked like crabapples, which can become extremely fermented.

[@VincentVanHorn]

The only thing missing from that was a squirrel monologue done in an old style, rich but drunk Irish accent. Lol

[@excalibur493]

He's gonna be king of all the land before we know it.

[@luked.4131]

"...and that's when the blackouts started. I knew then that I had a problem."

[@Bo_Mia]

This is very cute and sad at the same time 🥺

[@reginakasakevics7891]

Haaaa he’s got the blind staggers as my grandma would say. 😆😂🤣

[@Mrius86]

Ahh, this brings back so many good memories from back when I too used to eat stuff from the ground.

[@privatebubba8876]

The squirrel knows what it's doing. Hilarious.

[@IrishManJT]

That’s me every Friday, Saturday, Sunday, Monday, Tuesday, and Wednesday. Thursday is my day of rest.

[@78deathface]

“Jus one more, man, jus one more *hic*... you dunno the kina pressure *hic* I’m unner... man...”

[@charlesroberts3650]

Elephants and monkeys are known to frequent fruit groves when they know that the fruit has fermented. It's not accidental, it's documented as a phenomenon. They have a great old time but I wonder about next mornings :)

[@NorthernMouse52]

Yep the Marula fruit, also used to make the world renowned Marula fruit cream liqueur which is soooo nice, especially at Xmas!

[@lanaecall921]

We used to get deer ànd pigs in the orchard in late fall eating the dropped fruit. 😅 the pigs especially were hilarious..

[@LelynnsSquirrels]

omg... look how CUTE it is!! 🥰👍 i luv all the lil squirrelies of the world. 🌲🏡🌲

[@denelll.bennettsurvivorwar8224]

So Funny! I didn’t know squirrels could get ‘drunk’! HILARIOUS!

[@LessTalkMoreDelicious]

“If you're going to Saaan Fraaanciscoooo, be sure to wear some flowers in your haaair” 🐿🥃🍄

[@austin1839]

This squirrel would fit right in with the other residents in my building.

[@Tenskwatawa4U]

When he gets home the lock to the nest will have been changed. You can't keep coming home in this condition, Rusty!

[@lisacollins5868]

🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

[@fuzzamajumula]

😂😂 Underrated comment!

[@jennifernguyen4375]

Lol that squirrle is adorble!

[@BookProX]

Thanks! :)

[@jennross6466]

+Jennifer nguyen Okay step away from the fermented magnolia petals- your speech (typing) is sounding drunk. :-)

[@gallopingalumphus5390]

Will you all PUH-LEEZE learn to spell? It's "That squrl's adoorbell." DING DONG!

[@Rorschach003]

Too bad he’s an alcoholic..

[@kilterkaos1]

I’ve seen a lot of drunken squirrel videos. This is one video of the squirrel that is actually drunk.

[@Mega_Mikey]

1:40 he’s even got the drunken sway but in fast motion

[@r.6731]

Poor lil buddy! If I'd seen him like that after I just got drunk, I'd make him sit and sip on coffee with me. 😂

[@antoinettehines6106]

I think that squirrel should call a cab. But drunk squirrels can't call cabs.

[@BookProX]

Antoinette Hines Actually, his friends call him a cab… After all, what are friends for? :) Thanks!

[@antoinettehines6106]

hahaha...

[@TheJurnalyst]

+BookProX Yeah, because his friend sucks at insults and wound up calling him a cab.

[@thebalder9634]

G Money But the squirrel was a good boy! He don do nothin wrong. He was gonna grow up and be a dentist. He was gonna go to college.

[@polikwaptiwache397]

Rick Jones LMAO!!!

[@abzebel]

Ahhh eating petals while being totally drunk, i thought i was alone... 🍻

[@stupor_mundi]

I know what you're thinking... why is a petal like me eating a squirrel like this?

[@freebirdh604]

Oh priceless... the drive to get wrecked and not know when you have reached your limited must be in our animal genes. The thought of such an agile animal trying to jump from branch to branch now with severely impaired judgement... and no one spiked its drink, it’s all self inflicted. You wait until it gets back to the drey and finds its spouse waiting....💙☮️

[@MrFlextor]

Can you imagine the headache this poor little guy has to suffer the next day 😥

[@bogsmarvintv3280]

Amazing squirrel, he's drunk,hahahah,I can't stop loughing.

[@Trid3nt861]

He just came back from the Nutty Bar ..... has never been the same squirrel since.

[@kathydoyle9939]

Halloween pumpkins that have frozen, thawed, make squirrels drunk, too! LOL Don't assume they're rabid: They're just a bit....tipsy. ;)

[@carolynallisee2463]

I saw one pickled squirrel this evening, but at least that one could still jump about: this one is so plastered it can't even stand up on four feet!

[@Shazzadut1]

He reminds me of the drunk who staggers around with a full glass of beer, falls over, and never spills a drop....

[@michaelschmidt5702]

this is soooo cute! next I will go out with this fluffy sweet squirrel to have a drink in a cocktail Bar!

[@toybonnieblueberrybunny4896]

Looks like Conker had too much to drink..

[@cillapeiser3479]

Man this is paradise I’m dancing like never before

[@williamsaloka9043]

He's havin' fun!!! Even Squirrels like getting a Buzz.

[@ilove2929]

Wonder if the squirel remembers anything after the third petal

[@LelynnsSquirrels]

this vid had me crackin up. 😆👍 i watched it twice in a row & i'm gonna play it again, for my Hubby, when he gets home from work. ♥🐿♥ (we luv the ALL lil squirrelies) 🥰

[@TheWorldOfThoseWhoDoNotSpeak]

Super cute and funny!

[@angelawheeler7825]

I really love this video so much and I love 💕 the beautiful squirrel 🐿️.i love all animals 💕 so much.

[@peteredwards338]

"Show me the way to home I'm tired and I want to go to bed I had a little drink about an hour ago and it's gone right to my head "-All join in !

[@plan7a]

'But officer, I AM only going in a straight line! No officer, I HAVEN'T been drinking, hic!'

[@keje45]

friends don't let their squirrel friends walk home drunk!

[@monicapushkin3274]

ha ha this is one of the funniest things in nature ... he certainly won't be making any flying leaps from branch to branch 50 feet up in the air in that condition.

[@ashleypurrs]

So cute! I've never seen anything like that!

[@1leech]

He'd be great at parties...🤓

[@1gramps4julian]

That one moment the squirrel stopped in his tracks... thought it was gonna go into the dry heaves. 🤯🤣🤣

[@BookProX]

😂

[@TitanFormEren]

Squirrels are like an everday super cute animal

[@wavemaker2077]

It's still day time and he's already drunk. Such a drunkard!

[@tygershawn9258]

Where's the squirrel police when we need them? Because we have a squirrel going....Nuts hah hah

[@nem-otteraj7569]

Tyger Shawn idk where there at Ik there slacking off *prob on there coffee break*

[@guardianangel31]

lol

[@jacksimmers1016]

Ha ha haaa **slow clap**

[@katiequill8388]

When u just really love squirrels

[@OfficialUSKRprogram]

Thank you, next time I go on flower munching I'll remember to try some xD

[@UmatsuObossa]

Funny it's actually looking for the wilty ones, even while it's this drunk. XD

[@WOLFGANG634]

Female Squirrel: What the heck is this, you were supposed to quit drinking Jerry!!! Jerry “The Squirrel”: I don’t *hiccup* have a problem *hiccup* , I can quit anytime I want! Female Squirrel: I cant believe this... You know, my mother was right about you! ~ *Fin*

[@stevenwilson5737]

This is my inner animal. Your doing fine little man.

[@amills3271]

For the kids out there the squirrel was eating fermented fruit off the ground. It's one of the first ways man made alcohol 😀

[@Nallanyesmar]

Cute creatures. That one might need rehab.

[@psk-dh7iz]

This is how I do at the end of the party 😂😂 😂

[@paulmiller676]

He's trying to roll that rose peddle up to smoke it.keep the buzz going😂

[@chrismayer3919]

I just CRIED with laughter at this!