Dry Bar is a GODSEND! As an European I have discovered so many incredible comedians!! Thank you so much!
@avivaainbinder9236 Жыл бұрын
Same!
@kbme50472 жыл бұрын
This was waaaayyyyyy funnier than I expected!!!! I cried laughing the whole time
@kumari6004 Жыл бұрын
Maybe watch Fred Klett too..
@missybliss43573 жыл бұрын
Awww.. I love that his family is the focus of his work. It’s so heartwarming. Bless. I giggled the whole time.
@juliegreene18443 жыл бұрын
Giggling along with you ...hahaha hehehehe
@nicholasfrancis83813 жыл бұрын
That way, he can truly say that they are his whole life and if he ever complains that one of them isn't doing their part at home, the can say "if it wasn't for me, you'd be unemployed" 🤣
@LisaGemini3 жыл бұрын
He is hilarious. I love the paper shredder joke!
@abrokenandacontriteheart13083 жыл бұрын
He is hilarious! And is probably very loving but his wife most likely has something to do with it. Lol
@abbygailaji31533 жыл бұрын
It's to bad I can't press like over and over love his jokes
@livinginvt112 жыл бұрын
Jim has just the right amount of family love and snarkiness.
@commonsense1243 жыл бұрын
The shredder advise is pure gold. So true.
@tigerlily1025113 жыл бұрын
I can't shred any of my daughter's art. She is too smart. She would know. So I have a tote and every once in a while we go through it because she gets nostalgic. ❤
@tina8492 жыл бұрын
@@tigerlily102511 When my kids were little I made the laudry room into the laundry room/art gallery & hung all their artwork on the walls & even the ceiling. Every now & again I would switch out some of the older stuff with new masterpieces. They loved it & really enjoyed showing it off to family & friends.
@fdaniel52fd2 жыл бұрын
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@TD-dn1jo Жыл бұрын
😂
@theresalance86732 жыл бұрын
I have loved Dry Bar ever since I first found it on KZbin. Mr Colliton is one of the funniest I've seen so far 🤣 😂
@antonburger013 жыл бұрын
This guys is an absolute pro! Great material and great timing from beginning to end! Comedy of the highest standard. It's guys like these who keep me exclusively coming back to Dry Bar Comedy!
@direwolf62343 жыл бұрын
as a veteran of marriage and children i endorse this guy's message... too funny..!!
@imacloud113 жыл бұрын
"I'll do ya one better, idk where we even keep the paper towels" 😂😂
@anthonybroadnax49873 жыл бұрын
And I was waiting for, “and I don’t even care...” very funny. I also have to say, as a “math person” I couldn’t stop laughing at the bit about the train word problem.
@amycory24952 жыл бұрын
Absolute gold! This man is a gem and truly loves his family, you can tell. I love Drybar in general but this set is one of my top two or three of all time. An aching chest and tears rolling down my face from LAUGHING so hard is so appreciated, especially in this day and age! Thank you, sir! Don’t ever stop being you!
@graceanthony3 жыл бұрын
Jim Colliton has a creative way of relating everyday family occurrences, good for you Jim. You were a refreshing pause to my hot tired day.
@Xraygirlie1003 жыл бұрын
OMG, that line about the wife in bed “rollover” was hysterical. Lol!
@tootstoyou13 жыл бұрын
Listening to this while making dinner. Divorced, living alone, but still …. miraculously happy 😄😉
@junkyard-p1s2 жыл бұрын
Me too...
@thegregitto2 жыл бұрын
go you!
@tatianasouza23612 жыл бұрын
Happiness comes from God being within you.
@vanekirk2 жыл бұрын
I think that when you are truly happier after divorce, you were married to absolutely the wrong person. No question about it.
@junkyard-p1s2 жыл бұрын
@@vanekirk 🤔I can see that..Thats logical.
@TheBLT163 жыл бұрын
Sir just keep doing what you are doing. You are an amazing comedian, you need to do another show for DRYBAR. Please! 👍
@conchitach14663 жыл бұрын
I Agree!!!
@Sailingbill13 жыл бұрын
THAT is classic 100% Boston humor. Thank you Jim for adding humor to my day!
@megangarcia69913 жыл бұрын
I love his accent! It makes the whole bit feel more grungy and funny!
@Antonio-ti2he3 жыл бұрын
Boston accent I believe...
@j100013 жыл бұрын
He grew up outside Boston in Bedford, MA. Lives in Wakefield now. So his accent has a North Shore flavor.
@ppumpkin32823 жыл бұрын
@@j10001 i came from the same area, but i can't hear an accent. sounds normal to me.
@mewregaurdhissyfit77332 жыл бұрын
I LOVE comedians that make fun of real life!!! The BEST!!!
@zakboor3 жыл бұрын
This guy cracked me up! Great material.
@Amanishakheto3 жыл бұрын
Is your cat by any chance... depressed? 😆
@myles20193 жыл бұрын
I did the same for my kids, when they got out of the bath or the pool they would have a warm towel
@lonewolffisherman70923 жыл бұрын
Huge belly laugh listening to the word problem bit. I hated word problems. I remember the train thing and asking my teacher if nobody had a schedule.
@danceswithtwins80483 жыл бұрын
Marriage can do these things to a couple. Once menopause starts, any additional heat source is to be avoided at all costs for a woman. Sorry, but it’s true....even a warm breath is too much to tolerate.
@petermachiela54413 жыл бұрын
Get separate beds problem solved
@yaakovina3 жыл бұрын
@@petermachiela5441 but it doesn’t last forever 😉
@Its6string2 жыл бұрын
I’ve been on the couch ever since menopause, especially during the summer months-LOL!!! Poor thing, she’s like a Hot-Potato!!! BUT, whatever it takes👍🏼
@isay2072 жыл бұрын
I hear you he's got 4 blankets Ive got a sheet🥵
@careyashley8309 Жыл бұрын
Menopause sucks! I've told my husband "sorry in advance". 😅
@Brijilelias2 жыл бұрын
Watching your routine actually brought my husband of 25 years and I closer together…laughter has a way of doing that, right? It is refreshing to see how transparent you are about long-term marriages, how common our experiences are…and, more importantly, we can still see the good and press on together. Life is tough and our partners should be viewed as allies and not enemies. As we age, we need more of those allies. Thanks for keeping your material relevant and fresh!
@feralkat93703 жыл бұрын
Havent laughed so hard in awhile! So effortlessly funny! His whole set was about his family, yet it was so classy AND entertaining, unlike others that make one cringe when they put down their wives or kids. Hope to see more of him!
@mx_lei3 жыл бұрын
The best routine about family life I've come across 😂😂
@peteroz73323 жыл бұрын
try Jeff Allen... 👍 he's good too and a bit more experienced 😉
@lmm15862 жыл бұрын
Clean humor never goes out of style😀👏🏻
@michellesanjuan18983 жыл бұрын
Love Love this guy! Talented, spontaneous clean family humor!
@livenotonevil82793 жыл бұрын
Love the accent! To me it increases the delivery factor by 50%
@karenlowes78023 жыл бұрын
What accent?
@livenotonevil82793 жыл бұрын
@@karenlowes7802 I'm guessing you're from the Jersey area.
@imchayanger95263 жыл бұрын
Agreed
@sanaioelu8263 жыл бұрын
@Edward Telles I heard him say ‘mum’ a lot, and I was confused.. ‘I thought Americans say ‘mom’.? 🤷♀️
@ryotaarai38163 жыл бұрын
He sounds American Italian from New York/Jersey
@stariadreamtea3 жыл бұрын
This was a pleasant surprise. 👍Based on the name of the set I was worried - but he's actually a gruff guy with a heart of gold. You can tell he loves his family. Loved the part where he was prepared to pay for a really expensive college for his daughter even when she wasn't sure what she wanted to do. That's really patient and supportive of him. He's an involved father.
@rebekahweber24133 жыл бұрын
I agree he loves his family. But I think it was more about the wife. Notice the wife was not against the expensive college with no major in site.
@jamest35523 жыл бұрын
Why would you be worried? It's a comedy show, sit back and enjoy, no political correctness needed.
@TymP3213 жыл бұрын
Yeah... Totally proving stupid is as stupid does. Get $100,000 in college debt to whine about with no career path.
@luckyb45412 жыл бұрын
He’s making it up, he’s a comedian, they are jokes, do you know what embellishing is
@barbsnyder13523 жыл бұрын
Absolutely hysterical!
@avanellehansen45253 жыл бұрын
Seamless transitions. So funny without swearing.
@margieinnes46383 жыл бұрын
Great to be able to enjoy the humour without constant swearing:)
@mwinchester662 жыл бұрын
This was funny from start to end. Loved it and belly laughed the entire time! 😃
@alicerose80573 жыл бұрын
My parents used to warm my clothes up in the dryer on cold mornings when I was a teenager to help me get up and get to school 😉
@nieczerwony3 жыл бұрын
You are lucky. I was taking cold shower every morning and im winter my grandpa and my dad were taking use to the yard aomwe can brush ourselfs with snow. 🤣 But to be honest I miss this a lot.😔
@delorasledge24923 жыл бұрын
That is adorable
@Sundayschoolnetwork3 жыл бұрын
Awesome love memory
@shar85283 жыл бұрын
My mother after she just finished washing my blanket and pulling it out of the dryer would bring it to me fresh and warm. My cat then would come lay with me cause he loved it too.
@alicerose80573 жыл бұрын
@@shar8528 awe so sweet ❤️
@brett42642 жыл бұрын
Hes funny. I wouldn't mind seeing more of him.
@yvonnealmassi89573 жыл бұрын
Wow!!! I loved every minute of your show . Got to share this with my son and spouse of 31 years . Thank you . I love comedy, you are great!!!
@murieltainter59363 жыл бұрын
Sarcastic...... just the way I like it.
@jamesonbornholdt73023 жыл бұрын
I can sense the sarcasm...
@cashcreators3 жыл бұрын
@Darren Munsell r
@imacloud113 жыл бұрын
This guy is golddd 😂😂
@Trudloops2 жыл бұрын
This was so funny. The "watching you breathe" segment was LOL hilarous. Someone's peeing on the spark ...the tennis skirt that holds the balls 🤣🤣🤣
@williamwomack31533 жыл бұрын
“So true!” Said every married guy who ever hears this…awesome lol
@maryanne99273 жыл бұрын
His joke about the aerosmith song🤣🤣🤣🤣thinking about it, he makes alota sense
@Djshade5273 жыл бұрын
This is my first time watching a comedian and I chose this one. Thank you Dry Bar.
@kimcasem2 жыл бұрын
I like your double-space style
@m3technologies2362 жыл бұрын
Gotta say I love Jim Colliton. Glad I watched this. I'm looking forward to hearing more from him!
@davern_nyxgaming65843 жыл бұрын
The lunch part got me dead😂😂😂
@lararomont83483 жыл бұрын
My favorites were his answer to the college, his two year old, the shredder, and trimmer. 😂
@Cristianomedinaramos3 жыл бұрын
Man he killed me, so funny. And love that accent, like he's a gangster from the 20's
@anthonymarachev43753 жыл бұрын
I'm not hearing it at all
@jbyepitsme43303 жыл бұрын
HOLY OMGOSH HILARIOUS!!😂🤣😂🤣😂🤣 hands down awesome stand up. Had me laughing super hard till my face and ribs hurt from start to finish😂🤣for sure one my new top favorite comedians👍🤣😂😄😁Thank you so much for sharing.
@nancyanderson64043 жыл бұрын
Thank you for the laughs!!
@mwametallic76683 жыл бұрын
I enjoy comedy....it makes me happy! Thanks for being funny man
@michellelansky44903 жыл бұрын
He really captures exactly what everyone's gone through. Exact examples.......sending the older kid to take the younger to the bathroom.
@williamharris37073 жыл бұрын
Truly funny. May me thank back when i had kids in the house. Memories
@jjjjomy64473 жыл бұрын
Seeing this at 3 am in the morning it's just too dangerous 😂😂😂😂😂😂 laughing myself out without making a sound 🤣🤣🤣🤣this man the best
@toniy55153 жыл бұрын
Hilarious, love the exaggerated family stories, the LL Bean one, too funny!
@pc6461 Жыл бұрын
3:20. He’s right about the art work. I’m still crushed😞
@MariaKGrace2 жыл бұрын
Thanks!
@reginahandley8112 Жыл бұрын
Great show!! Best I have seen in a long time.
@missrob45382 жыл бұрын
This is a darn good family man I just love his clean concept very good enjoy this to the max
@gailwilkinson88482 жыл бұрын
Sat here with tears rolling down my face and my back hurting with 😃 😀 😄 laughter..
@mammamia86162 жыл бұрын
Funny!!! Absolutely pulls off every joke perfectly. ⭐️⭐️⭐️
@russhamel3 жыл бұрын
Best Dry Bar yet. I really enjoyed this guy. 😄
@happysmurfette3 жыл бұрын
You’re clever and witty🙌🙌🌟Thank You JC for sharing your talent🔥🌪💎
@Prosch233 жыл бұрын
not ONE bad joke!!!! He is a comedy master!!! This is on level with Gaffigan and Seinfeld!
@romeooscaryankeelimaoscarg98983 жыл бұрын
If only Seinfeld was funny.
@Prosch233 жыл бұрын
@@romeooscaryankeelimaoscarg9898 it is funny if dry deadpan humor is your tickle feather...most who think he isn't funny don't share his comedic perspective.
@romeooscaryankeelimaoscarg98983 жыл бұрын
@@Prosch23 Jerry Seinfeld is an it now?
@Prosch233 жыл бұрын
@@romeooscaryankeelimaoscarg9898 Jerry is a he...Seinfeld is an it. Seinfeld the SHOW.
@romeooscaryankeelimaoscarg98983 жыл бұрын
@@Prosch23 I thought we were talking about comedians.
@croatiansensation60622 жыл бұрын
What a great performance from beginning to end! A+ Comedy
@TheUSHERKAN2 жыл бұрын
Some jokes are usually lost on this Ugandan girl( that's me) But this particular set... made me literally LOL. Thank you DB for these uploads. You've got a subbie and nightly 'watcher' here in Uganda. ❤
@Rosie_C3 жыл бұрын
Three year old asking, “What are you doing?” I most often answer sarcastically. I’m changing sheets on the bed, so I say, “I’m riding my bike and eating a pickle.”
@charlenegriffis59003 жыл бұрын
😂😂😂 I love him. He is so funny!
@venitha112 жыл бұрын
Oh. I Laughed so hard 😅😅I’ve been married for 28 years n I can relate to some of those things😂😂
@cheyennemundy96813 жыл бұрын
Lol, the part about kids' home work really got me! I home school my kids, and was just teaching my five year old about geometric shapes today. I kept forgetting the name for what half of a Hexagon is. My Google history today, is a lot of searching for half of a Hexagon and the word Trapezoid, over and over. I think probably the last time I ever had to use the word Trapezoid was my own math assignments back in second or third grade.
@0Hillbilly3 жыл бұрын
Marriage... the number one cause of divorce.
@patriciaque1973 жыл бұрын
😅
@jayboogie79563 жыл бұрын
Facts
@majoroldladyakamom69483 жыл бұрын
Old joke. Another old joke? Marriage is a wonderful institution... if you like instutional living... ⚘😋⚘
@0Hillbilly3 жыл бұрын
@@majoroldladyakamom6948 good one!
@aalynnodell98093 жыл бұрын
Indeed! 2-25-21 after 3 yrs waiting im finally free from a cheating narcissist. Best feeling in the world!!
@mookyyzed22163 жыл бұрын
This guy is great!
@edgarflores55693 жыл бұрын
I enjoyed it very much! Loved the final joke
@feyswiftie133 жыл бұрын
Man you are hilarious, my stomach hurts and the common sense joke had me dying 😂😂😂
@thomasgustafson1852 жыл бұрын
DRYBAR has some of the funniest comedians I've ever seen and, wait for it, little or no curse words. Holy smokes what NOVEL idea.
@craftsandstuff33493 жыл бұрын
I love the lack of offensive language. I get tired of "edgy" humor.
@georgetrevino35322 жыл бұрын
Why?
@nikkijohnson73322 жыл бұрын
Yes! I agree.
@svietka2022 жыл бұрын
actually there is nothing edgy about using bad language it just shows a lack of intelligence and actually a lack of ability to be edgy
@georgetrevino35322 жыл бұрын
@@svietka202 do you think Chris Rock and Dave Chappell have low intelligence? Do you think both men lack “edge” in their acts?
@svietka2022 жыл бұрын
@@georgetrevino3532 Cris I enjoy but haven't seen him in a while so can't really comment on how bad his language is. Chappelle I don't enjoy at all. i do not find him edgy that's for sure. he's definitely no dummy but wouldn't exactly put him in a category of intellectuals either.
@ShannonTheMojito3 жыл бұрын
Now I don't mind sitting apart on the plane but if my man is in first class and I'm in coach, he's definitely not seeing my ankles anytime soon.
@graceamerican35583 жыл бұрын
rofl 🤣
@stevedmytrusz83473 жыл бұрын
You win the internet!👍 😂
@nicholasfrancis83813 жыл бұрын
Awesome honey! Full hijab for him😂
@feyswiftie133 жыл бұрын
😂😂😂😂
@bridgetdraper51463 жыл бұрын
I had to let go of my husband yesterday. I needed this! Thank you💖💐
@yvonneiwasa65073 жыл бұрын
Bridget, not sure if you’ll see this 3 months later, but I’m so sorry for your loss. Keep finding ways to smile.
@bridgetdraper51463 жыл бұрын
@@yvonneiwasa6507 Thank you! I am resilient. I appreciate your kindness immensely!🌻
@toomessy3 жыл бұрын
So sorry for your loss. Take care and have a nice day! You deserve the absolute best.
@bridgetdraper51463 жыл бұрын
@@toomessy Blessings upon you and all you do always!
@roxy41582 жыл бұрын
Bridget i hope that you are well. Broken heart is impossible to mend even over time. Goodbye is so difficult to express because it means forever in this life. I said goodbye to my first and only love of over 60 years together. Laughter is a healer.
@laquishalida35692 жыл бұрын
love this guy with clean relative natural family jokes
@mamastern3 жыл бұрын
In the wife’s defense, Tupperware is crazy expensive 😂
@lempweiroiie73773 жыл бұрын
My wife and I have 8 kids and we let our walls the spots for their art pieces... till the youngest started ECE, then I repaint the walls back to white again. When they looked at the photos of walls, they couldn't believe that they did all those... and that to me was a good parenting. LOL!
@lui96953 жыл бұрын
What is ece
@ismailowino28663 жыл бұрын
@@lui9695 Early Childhood Education
@brianclemons53752 жыл бұрын
Dope. Doing that today
@tolvera29365 Жыл бұрын
Satin paint and magic eraser. They can do art for years
@joycebates63082 жыл бұрын
This guy is spot on!! Very clean entertainment.
@mangafq83 жыл бұрын
As a happy widow, I warm up my own pjs in the dryer.👍
@japanesefunnyshorts85842 жыл бұрын
That's gotta be the most Bostonian accent I've ever heard outta Dry Bar. Great set, really love his caustic wit.
@caethgarner49683 жыл бұрын
Love this special!
@sheilastahl633 Жыл бұрын
Jim what a great fun time hearing you.
@tclemons4693 жыл бұрын
Absolutely wonderful😂😂😂😂😂
@drbbass3 жыл бұрын
Hilarious!!!!!! Everything is so true and spot on!!!!!!!
@MegaSnow1213 жыл бұрын
Funny! Loved this guy. Thanks for laugh after laugh. :-)
@pennyb2245 Жыл бұрын
So funny! Great show! 😂😂
@kristyvest25362 жыл бұрын
Best show ever! Laughed my butt off!!🤣🤣🤣🤣
@carrissamcwilliam57578 ай бұрын
Love love love this man. Funny, relatable and brilliant execution. Please bring him back 💗😂🙏
@CommentingTheTruth3 жыл бұрын
Spot on about driving and grocery shopping! SPOT ON!!
@adriana271003 жыл бұрын
He sounds just like Vince Vaughn! Anyone else hear it?
@cristinamartinez91863 жыл бұрын
Omg!!! I loved this guy!!! I laughed so hard.. you know the ugly silent laugh 😆
@AprilHart3 жыл бұрын
I was crying from laughing so hard within the first few minutes...omgLOLOLOL
@annieslat92143 жыл бұрын
You are awesome very few from the dry bar make me belly laugh. THank you
@dianaspy67333 жыл бұрын
Enjoyed this! Ty😂
@gemspiritmessages27543 жыл бұрын
That was hilarious 😆
@davypig5712 жыл бұрын
One of the best sets out there. Nonstop goodness!
@cosita91123 жыл бұрын
This was AWESOME thanks ♥️♥️♥️♥️♥️♥️♥️♥️♥️
@marisawalker44003 жыл бұрын
Hilarious! Great delivery
@innerjourneysascendingnow79373 жыл бұрын
He is really good! Laughed so hard! Really relatable subjects. Great 👍👍👍😊👍😊😂😂😂
@alexalex-r8o3 жыл бұрын
Hilarious!! Loved it 👏🏼👏🏼👏🏼
@altheamcnabb28293 жыл бұрын
OMG nonstop entertainment...please come back. I loved ya!