What Men Are Really Thinking About. Steve Geyer - Full Special

[@tracypolselli1464]

Best marital advice I ever heard was from a cousin: The problem with marriage is that women think men are going to change and men think women are going to stay the same.

[@Dr.Pepperdave]

Oh my...

[@HAHA-kk2xy]

Lol

[@BreezyArcher]

This should be pinned lol

[@_RenasAli_]

Isn't true!!!!! They change and women can't stand men's ignorance!

[@hummuna69demetz29]

I like your anecdote. What's funny is that it was MY COUSIN as well that gave me the good advice ☺️!

[@JumpinJimJetmore]

I went to high school with this guy. He's started out great and just got better. And I saw his show in a church too!

[@StatusWorld-pe6me]

You're lucky man

[@maibalzitch4086]

Superb delivery, too.

[@skinnerman100]

Stop stalking the guy for God sake

[@ichigo9990]

@@skinnerman100😂😂

[@cheek238]

To a church - confessing to stolen jokes? Seriously, thanks for sharing.

[@shirleylake7738]

My mother who passed away in July at almost 90 said," Your father was always my harbor in the storm of life." They were married 58 years before he passed away from bladder cancer. DDT from WWII South Pacific 2yrs 2mos and 2days. On his death bed he said,"If I had it to do all over again I'd marry the same girl and have more children."

[@christinelaloba8869]

Wow! Lucky women to have her man still love her after all that.

[@gayledimitri5887]

That’s so incredibly sweet 🌸🌸🌸❤️❤️❤️

[@Nate1984Mac]

Absolute stud!

[@swiftkarma4436]

You are blessed to have had wonderful parents

[@lindadoriaactor]

A dream that hasn't come true, yet...

[@us4damons]

It took me yeeeeeaaaars to accept that when my husband says " nothing"... he really means it.

[@Cocodrillo18]

Im proud of u 😂😜

[@immasehgemini496]

🤣🤣🤣

[@GJAkuo]

Ur a real G.

[@GabbieCh]

@@creationcraft5948 I understand it, I think a lot and when people ask me what I think about, I kinda don't really know because I'm sort of meditating and also thinking about like 10 ideas at once, so I can't really reply. Thinking is pretty weird.

[@Ace.0.0.0.]

That is true most of the time. For the rest of the time, if he WANTED to share his thoughts, then he would share them. Period. Paragraph. End of story.

[@Arkhs]

Being able to think of nothing in someone's presence is actually the ultimate compliment to someone. Your vigilance around them is so low that for a brief period of time you can experience peace.

[@monaebreak561]

Agreed! 🤔

[@matthewquinn7991]

Beautifully spoken!

[@ellenmarch3095]

Thank you for putting this in perspective. 🤩

[@lifesironic389]

Exactly!!!!!!!! Being comfortable in each other’s silence. That is it

[@sohnjakrivenski4242]

That Is How I Feel About Being In The Presence Of God And Why I Love To Be There And Need To Spend Time With God Alone In His Presence

[@cugrngneer]

"Marriage is a great institution. Love is blind...Do you want to live in an institution for the blind for the rest of your life?" Marriage wisdom from my dad.

[@SatumainenOlento]

Hahhhaaaa 😂😂😂 Wisdom!

[@Thisismycomment.]

Smort

[@owlblocksdavid4955]

I'd rather live in the institution than out in the street, tripping over things ;)

[@toshamccarty5115]

Yes, yes I do! Cause I still long for love and marriage.

[@keithnorris8982]

I love the way your dad thinks. lol

[@nathanharmon8971]

This guy deserves a better audience. My wife and I laughed harder than all of them combined

[@yellow95111]

He wasn’t THAT funny

[@inhizownimij]

I laughed hard. It was great. And so relatable.

[@KittyClark4433]

RIGHT????!!!

[@stephengeyer2519]

@@yellow95111 well my wife thought I was funny. 🥰

[@stephengeyer2519]

@@inhizownimij next time we fill a special, you are invited!

[@matthewrossilini5808]

This guy used to be one of the pastors at my old church.

[@lynn6221]

Was he funny then??

[@NatandGeorge]

he looks lke every youth pastor I've ever met!

[@keithaddy6333]

Wait is that what he mean by marriage cousellor😂

[@azhotmom]

Matthew Rossilini what church?

[@SophiaAyaan]

I want him to be my pastor he is SO FUNNY

[@kitsune8143]

Love is blind. But marriage is an eye opener. 😂

[@phantomfist1831]

Can I use this joke / facts

[@blu3j00Ls]

Naise.

[@kunal726]

Truer words were never spoken

[@vusimayhem7003]

Then divorces must be throwing shades😎

[@TheVoxbox13]

Sage advice. Facts.

[@herpermike_]

Women spend more time wondering what men have been thinking about than men actually spend thinking!

[@justicejoycetv]

😮 Whoa.

[@mrs.w8193]

Meh maybe when you are single or Childless. I don’t give af I’m too tired with three kids to worry about that ish

[@LisaGemini]

I just don't ask. Pointless!

[@Afterlife_Podcast]

Yeah that's why we've created societies, philosophy, medicine, defined generations with Christian values, all while thinking about nothing.

[@Alphacentauri819]

@Mikhail Dukem and what would those only male specific thinking points be? Pray tell.

[@The1morningstar]

One of the things my husband and I enjoyed was watching comedy together and i know he would've loved this man. My husband passedaway a year ago, he was only 42 and we have been together for 7 years married for four. I love you honey and I miss you so much. 🖤

[@marycampbell8855]

😥 I'm sorry for your loss.

[@The1morningstar]

@@marycampbell8855 Thank you lovely.

[@24get24give]

so sorry for your loss

[@giorgianephillips8065]

May God comfort your heart

[@shalveneburrell7543]

May he sip

[@Me-ju6gp]

“Well then one of you is unnecessary. That’s kind of borderline narcissism marrying yourself.” 😂💀😂💀

[@mayziglar37]

Well, sometimes us women don't have a choice. God bless.

[@Potato_Juice.]

@@mayziglar37 women have more choice in men than men in women .

[@stealthpanther]

He isn't wrong 😆

[@poetic292]

🤣🤣🤣That one was 🤣🤣🤣

[@Austenite762]

"Why he is in the mood??" "Cuz u r in the room with him" 😂😂😂😂

[@Rozemarijn97]

"Why is he in the mood? Cause you're in the room with him!" 😂😂

[@VoiceOfValidity]

He'd be a good actor for a Western film, he has the face, the voice, and he can do the accent.

[@randyrawdingii5135]

"...there have been times when I've walked into the bedroom and my candle has been blown out"😂😂🤣🤣

[@SonGoku-777]

Killed me

[@st0ryt3ll3r8]

"I'd never owned a toilet brush before in my life! And to this day I still prefer toilet paper." I'm dying 😂🤣😂🤣

[@nicolea5796]

What does that joke mean, I didn't get it 😂😭

[@fzoid3534]

@@nicolea5796 he even explained it. You need to pay attention ;) He prefers to use toilet paper over a toilet brush.. for his.. tushy You know? After work is done.

[@nicolea5796]

@@fzoid3534 I know he said that but I don't find it funny which is why I don't get it.

[@fzoid3534]

@@nicolea5796 hm.. fair enough. Comedy is very subjective but why don't just say "I don't find it funny"?

[@nicolea5796]

@@fzoid3534 because I thought that maybe I was missing something, that the joke meant something more than what he said. And given that I didn't know the "missing" component, I wanted someone to clear it up for me but since it's just what he said, I don't find it funny or get why it's funny.

[@caitlinrl630]

Higher-libido wives who feel rejected, disappointed, confused, and hurt because their husbands aren’t constantly bothering them for sex: I see you. I used to hate bits like this. I know that is the usual dynamic and all but I felt like such a freak! (The situation worked itself out over time and things are much better now. Don’t give up!) I do identify with the rest of it though. My husband totally can switch off his brain and just go to sleep. 🤯

[@a.mom4life]

This spoke to me! Thank you!!

[@supernova11711]

What’s strange to me is that women with high libidos often end up with men that have lower libidos than the norm. I wonder if it has something to do with wanting what they can’t have? Who knows but it just seems like every time I’ve ever had a friend confide in me that she has a high sex drive, the man she’s with has almost zero. Opposites attract on every level I guess lol

[@debbielove5993]

@@supernova11711 It usually doesn't start out like that. My husband used to desire me all the time and now he hasn't touched me in over a year. Drives me crazy that he claims he's in the mood all the time but yet never wants sex with me and he seems to have more reasons not to have sex than reasons to have sex. I've resigned myself to not getting it anymore.

[@MrsRildaReads]

@@debbielove5993 🙏

[@supernova11711]

@@debbielove5993 Awe! I don’t even know what to say. Physically that would be hard but psychologically it would be pure torture. I don’t know you but never forget that you are a beautiful and desirable woman! Whatever’s going on with your husband are HIS issues and a reflection of HIM, NOT YOU. Sending well wishes and I hope things get better for you soon.

[@TheAdatto]

Woman thinking: He's staring at the bedroom ceiling. He must be thinking about his cheating and about me getting fat. He must be thinking i look like my mom already!!! Men: How the f€£k did that fly land upside down??

[@KitsuneFyora]

This is seriously the best comment on this video 😂

[@theoneandonlyowl3764]

Oh, Christian... I had one of those. Sad but true. I hope it's not gender wide, that is a crushing thought.

[@rebekahpavlova532]

that's actually a good question!

[@jennapowell2278]

🤣🤣

[@lazygrizzyt9112]

Wow now thats something worth thinking about xD

[@Tracy-xe9zu]

Man, I *wish* I could think about nothing. Between the anxiety and ADHD my brain is running a million miles an hour all day, every day

[@rochellee.pigman6495]

Ikr. My husband says he thinks about nothing. HOW!?

[@latinainwpb]

Take magnesium, a deficiency can cause racing thoughts and anxiety.

[@Variety_Pack]

I'm a dude and I've never identified with that joke. It's funny, sure, but it ain't me. The best I can do is focus on tapping out drum beats, and even then I get thoughts intruding.

[@morehn]

Shut your phone off

[@nirfz]

I think there is often the misconception that thinking about nothing is a willful decision. It's not like one decides to think about nothing at a certain moment and "bang" it works. At least in my case. It's most likely to happen when i am comfortable listening to music for example, or have some mildly challenging activity while being comfortable. (doesn't work without feeling comfortable to some degree) And it's not the same as when i have a challenging activity that needs 100% concentration. This also feels refreshing and relaxing to my mind and mood. But it's not thinking about nothing it's thinking about the activity so intense that all unrelated other thoughts get no recources during that time. (i trained on that ability long ago while being in hospital reading books. I focused on them so much that i wouldn't hear the idiotic conversations my hosiptal-roommate watched on the tv the whole afternoon. Took me almost a week to master that. And almost 20 years later i still can't read anything in a waiting room as i won't notice if my name is called 🤷‍♂️)

[@katies_cuties]

I love how every guy in there goes "nothing" right on cue 😂

[@carlaaustin6054]

He's so hilarious and honest. He has a great voice and his delivery is spot on.

[@johnnymcbee5375]

You are very Funny without being vulgar. I appreciate that!

[@yourgirllaurk]

This is both hilarious and helpful. As someone who is a church goer myself, I am ready for people to drop the fake happy and just give me the real truth of what's really going on in their lives. Like, if I ask you what's going on and how you're doing, I am genuinely wanting to know how you are!

[@localforestwitch7215]

Agreed, and cute profile picture

[@yourgirllaurk]

@@localforestwitch7215 Oh, thank you so much!

[@pagmeetingmoi]

Most people are not doing ok. So stop asking them. They don't want to explain especially to church goers. and they will say they are fine for just being polite. People usually deal with it themselves and mostly they do with time.

[@JJoy-bk8yr]

People might be in church to worship God, not to spill their guts to nodding acquaintances. It is not fair to consider them fake for not "sharing" on demand.

[@auntie.shannon]

I think as people get to know each other, they feel more free to share what's really going on with them. Our church has a trustworthy prayer team for anyone who is hurting. Our pastor's often say not to leave with the burden you brought in.

[@amandidilshara3029]

"Love is blind, but marriage is an eye opener " 😄

[@judyingram4846]

This guy is so funny. Wished he had more lively people. He deserves it. Love his jokes.🤣😅

[@eveseldercare]

Steve is a great Motivational Speaker....Paster...Counselor...and Comedian....and may have done a bit of acting I am guessing....very well rounded....person...What I like about his routine, he keeps you interested, and can include most everybody...He doesn't hesitate...and leave a long silence in the audience. He is a Professional... very good guy.

[@Alex_P]

Men's brains and women's brains... Nothing box and wired everywhere...

[@yazajag]

😆

[@tsarkist1]

Direct quote from Mark Gungor

[@rockyhennessey2134]

Men can tell all about a game and women can talk about their friend's hairdresser's sister's bf and both parties believe what they are saying is really important

[@Alphacentauri819]

@@rockyhennessey2134 that’s a generalization though... I’d be careful with narratives like that, because then you’ll end up categorizing ALL women or ALL men do XYZ. Not true. I’m a woman and I’d 10x’s rather talk about plays of a game, ref calls and such, than what you said...boring gossipy stuff. I don’t need anyone to explain anything in football or basketball to me, EVER. I’ve shut down guys approaching me in the middle of a game at a bar too. Way to ruin your chances!! Interrupt a key play. Please open your mind a bit, that not everyone of one gender is the same.

[@andyev2558]

@@Alphacentauri819 A 'wOkE' person on a comedy channel... I never thought I'd see the day. Still don't know what context is but its a step in the right direction I guess.

[@christianjay9199]

We do think of nothing🤣🤣🤣🤣 Omg!!! I forgot u were in the car. Raise ur hand or something🤣🤣🤣

[@josephbarnes2681]

​@God IS Love 'Cuz when you lie you get creative. You'd hear somebody telling about when they got in trouble for thinking about nothing, and then you'd make up a new story on the spot. When lying the goal is to avoid getting caught, stay out of trouble, and be creative enough to avoid whatever happened to somebody else. Instead, the story is universal, no matter how much trouble it gets us in. If we had any other answer to give, we'd have tried it by now - even if we aren't sure if it's a better answer or a worse one.

[@mrichards6795]

Congratulations on 31 years of marriage.

[@angelacalderone9608]

Mmnn...isn't it interesting how we congratulate others for the quantity of time their married?🤗 Quality vs. Quantity A blessing in itself is real Love of any kind.....they are blessed with each other 😍

[@juanfarias764]

For the time they hold each other

[@juanfarias764]

For the hours they spend together

[@juanfarias764]

For the laughs they shared together

[@devilsoffspring5519]

Congratulations on reaching the three-decade mark in prison! :) hehehehehe

[@AkSamurai69]

My wife had a colonoscopy at 24. Never once did she "let the air out" in front of me. But the results of that test was she has crohns. So when she was in the bathroom, that is in our bedroom, for a while... I know what's going on. I'd ask if she was OK, she would say yes, but I checked up on her. That's love

[@AkSamurai69]

@Greynold Godrig well thank you. One of my best friends in the world has MS as well. Hope your sister is being taken care of

[@AkSamurai69]

@Greynold Godrig well thank you. One of my best friends in the world has MS as well. Hope your sister is being taken care of

[@juanfarias764]

I'll pray for you and your wife

[@AkSamurai69]

@@juanfarias764 that's sweet. But those no saving her

[@SomeYouTubeTraveler]

Asking a man what he's thinking while he's staring off into space is like asking someone what they're watching while they're scrolling through their KZbin suggestions, or asking who they're talking to while they're scrolling through Facebook. Sometimes we just haven't landed on a thought yet. We're scrolling!

[@kaputt_jay3873]

Haha honestly though Like Are we not allowed to THINK without being questioned?

[@thecabinetninja5637]

I listened to Steve on cassette when I was in high school, and saw him live in 1993. Until today, I didn’t even know that he was still performing.

[@kj7792]

Marriage is great. Best friend, lover, and counselor for the rest of your life. Making little tiny ones just like you is a bonus😁💏 props to 31 years man💪

[@randomrandomjer7372]

"Love is blind, marriage is an eye-opener" So much truth in this one

[@laughteraddict1003]

When I was 15 I lost my virginity. I found it after I got married

[@kimberlylittle281]

Thanks!

[@ioannak.4690]

0:09 Men can think about nothing 1:03 Testosterone kills some brain cells 1:44 Men & Women are different 2:12 Men love to be intimate 2:22 Women love conversations 2:40 Infatuation Vs In Love 3:13 What actually being in love is 4:59 Men like Intimacy 5:14 Women like Romance 5:58 Guys think about intimacy a little different

[@user-ml6hj1vt9x]

What's the difference between church goers and night club goers? Nothing, both are batch of liars 🤣🤣

[@ioannak.4690]

@@user-ml6hj1vt9x 😂😂

[@cherryangel4u]

Where's the rest!

[@auntie.shannon]

I'm so happy to "find" Steve Geyer again. I bought his comedy albums on cassette when they first came out and thought he was a hoot. I played them until I wore them out. As soon as budget allows, I'm buying the albums again.

[@mikedeloach6849]

You might need to explain to the younger viewers what a "Cassette" is. :)

[@auntie.shannon]

@@mikedeloach6849 I know. 🙃

[@TakeTheRedOne1st]

This guy is hands down one of my top 5 all-time favorite comedians! 👏🤣 I can’t believe I’ve never seen his work before, he is completely outstanding!

[@m.e.1367]

I remember one day (when I was still taking care of my aging Dad) and I asked him what he was thinking about, and he said, "I don't have thoughts." It made me laugh, and I said, "Dad, you couldn't even SAY that if you didn't have THOUGHTS!" Because in my mind, how could he string those words together without thoughts? But now I have a different perspective on what he meant! Bless his heart!

[@jenniferdriver6902]

I cannot believe I have never heard this man’s comedy before. Oh I was in tears laughing. The accuracy😂😂😂😂😂.

[@JD-dh7bk]

My husband and I were engaged 2wks into dating. 3months later married. 26yrs later still together ❤ We went through all the ebbs and flows of marriage.. Definitely hasn't always been easy. Unlike the kids today that give up quickly we are in for the love and forever.

[@emmjohn714]

i sure miss my husband who passed. We would have laughed so hard at this guy together!! Very funny.

[@gayledimitri5887]

He’s laughing with you from above 🌸❤️🙏

[@Michael-bf1dt]

@@gayledimitri5887 Hi Gayle how are you. Greetings from Ireland ☘️. It’s a good video. That’s a beautiful comment you left. Best wishes for a lovely day 😊🙏 Michael

[@rjay7019]

Mine too 😢

[@brendamcondliffe476]

LAUGHTER is the best medicine. 😃

[@thegregitto]

I love how he puts the whole "I'm thinking nothing" to words. Yeah, it sound like a lie, but we are literally thinking nothing sometimes 😂

[@lyzettesalazar]

I can so relate on alot of these. We've been married for 34 years. We met when I was 14. Loved this set.

[@josie4065]

I can't believe I just found this guy now. He's amazing.

[@kismet6309]

Today my husband was driving; an hour drive to our destination; and we’re 15 minutes leaving the house...I ask in a ... possibly high pitched voice....! WHERE ARE YOU GOING? ( heading to the ditch ), “Ohh... I was just looking “.😳 I question the brain cells of all men....😜. Did I mention... I still love my husband.🤗. For the last 48 years!!

[@epauletshark3793]

Wait... you think we have brain cells?

[@blkgm7005]

😂😂😂 My bil has done that several times. Actually got into an accident when my sister was not in the car with him...zoned out😂😂😂

[@solokom]

Him describing how it would be if you just told how you really are - he is just describing being German. 😆 We Germans don't like small talk, we are just gonna say what's going on.

[@lolawants2008]

I need to date a German then!

[@lolawants2008]

Because if a woman can deeply relate to this guy’s jokes- I feel sorry for her 💯

[@danwaggoner5123]

@@lolawants2008 ...noooooooooo! Don't do it!!!!!

[@kaputt_jay3873]

@@lolawants2008 Haha same Like I just like people getting to the point ya know?

[@southrnbygrace]

There will never a time I will not LOVE Steve Geyer. He is one of my favorite comedians along with my husband and sons. His "Pea Man" story is hilarious!! I wish he'd told it on this video.

[@toshamccarty5115]

Enjoyed his show! Tactful, honest, and funny!

[@darkvisiongothacked]

oh man that toilet brush line killed me. i hurt something i laughed so hard superb delivery.

[@nadineknows29]

I choked on cookies 🍪

[@sarahberkner]

My Mom says exactly how she's doing. I appreciate people who can do that but I always just say fine.

[@buggyapp]

When someone says "Fine" to me, I tell them fine is a four letter word, how are you really doing. I called my sister and her daughter answers. "So how are you doing?" The obligatory "Fine" is her reply. "Come on Sheri, how are you doing?" No kidding, she replied " OK" and actually cut stupid in half!

[@localforestwitch7215]

@@buggyapp actually trying to work on saying how i *really* feel, and its hard tbh, I look up to you people who can do it easily, and can sure you really care to others, it's nice

[@Alphacentauri819]

@@buggyapp while I hear what you are saying... to many people, being vulnerable is scary. Just pressuring someone into opening up and sharing isn’t going to do it. Calling someone stupid, or the like, for not opening up...just shows profound lack of awareness of human nature. Vulnerability is learned. It is also earned. More than the questions, if you demonstrate safety, lack of judgement, and genuine care and curiosity...people will feel safer to be real. There are many defense mechanisms at play when people don’t want to open up. Being cognizant of this is imperative to being a trusted confidant. Lastly, attachment styles are huge in understanding people’s comfort with disclosing their personal, deeper, realities. For example, a dismissive avoidant person is kind of stuck in fight/flight/freeze mode. Even if they appear aloof, closed off, they are very self protective and won’t disclose much at all to anyone. It takes extraordinary patience and understanding, for them to open up even a little. And there are so many different types of people...those who have no boundaries and share too much... The perfect blend is one who can tell who is safe to share with and there is reciprocity in disclosure. Brene brown has great info on who it is safe to share with...and it’s not everyone.

[@morehn]

It's fine to say fine at the first go round. It's just the beginning of small talk. You say fine. Fine. What's new? Good. Good. SO, did you go to that thing this week you were so excited about and told me about? Yeah! It was amazing! Blah blah blah... You can't dive right into real conversation so fast. It's terrible for developing rapport and warm connection.

[@lolawants2008]

@@morehn actually, you can lol. You’re just scared to.

[@crystalthornton2528]

Steve... my husband came home one day and said... " now I KNOW what real love is ... real love is colonoscopies... we are there baby" ... you are sooo right sweetie. Lol

[@24get24give]

I want my money back I was not asleep for my first colonoscopy and it was agony and expensive!

[@TheRealVodun13]

The whole Beanie Baby bit was brilliant, the buildup, the punchline, the shoulder angel, man this guy was funny as hell

[@robadams5799]

I remember a skit were a man actually asked his wife what she was thinking about. Smiling sweetly, she said "I'm thinking about you, dear." Then a glimpse into her mind revealed about a dozen plots to murder him.

[@lisasmith7474]

Not am untruth. 🤣🤣

[@stanis8431]

It's called the Nothing Box, and it's a blessing for us men 🙏

[@SorosPhuvix]

It took me a while to learn that not everyone is passive aggressive in their "nothing." That some people actually can just zone out and find peace. But I think it mostly comes from anxiety and growing up in an abusive household, just waiting for that bomb to go off.

[@womaninwood9177]

True.

[@LAURENAURORA31]

“I would drive like 45 minutes just to see Kathy for 10 when we were dating; &+ in our 31 years of marriage, there are times I won’t go in the kitchen if she’s in there.” 👏🏼😂🤣😄 THAT’S HILARIOUS!! Also amazing for them being together for 31 years!! Wooh! I’m happy to hear that the people that come into DryBar that are married are usually together a few years! 👏🏼😁 It’s awesome! Makes me happy! 🥰🤗❤️💖

[@majoroldladyakamom6948]

Really? We heard it in the vlog. Pete and Repeat were walking across a bridge. We heard it the first time... from him, when it was funny. Really? Yup. End of story. You/Repeating? Funny? Not so much.

[@LRTrack]

@@majoroldladyakamom6948 Dear Karen Let them enjoy the moment. -Dad

[@gigigem5631]

@@majoroldladyakamom6948 my mom also said it's overused somewhere and a joke someone not married would say

[@BlinkinFirefly]

My boyfriend must be an exception. He's always thinking about something. But usually it has to do with work and programming. It's equally annoying though because he's not focused on the present moment *sigh* :(

[@bluntlyme2286]

Every Capricorn I’ve dated have been like this & it’s so weird lol, They constantly plan & think about work, & sex....Like wtf

[@lukey1989]

He's not the only one, i have bipolar disorder, I'm always on the go, can never switch off, it's both a blessing and a curse, sometimes i worry that my partner will get fed up with it, because i can be quite intense, especially if something bad has happened during the week etc. So i try to limit the contact during my episodes for want of a better word.

[@rbrtck]

It's not so much an exception among men, as most men I know (myself included) are usually preoccupied with thoughts, it's just that men and women tend to think about different sorts of things. This is a stereotype, although like many stereotypes there is some statistical truth, and generally speaking men tend to think about things and how to do things or how to accomplish certain goals, while women generally tend to devote more time to thinking about other people, what they're thinking, and how to interface with them socially. The comedian here is just using the old comedy trope of "Ugh, men dumb, women smart". Or maybe he has a lot of dumb, unthinking male friends, I don't know. In my experience, the difference is a lot more about what than whether.

[@mister_bush]

Ah ... yes ... programming, one of the things in life which keeps you awake at 4 a.m. by making you come up with random ideas and solutions.

[@lolawants2008]

@Mikhail Dukem funny you don’t seem concerned with making sure he is as present for her in the relationship..

[@steeldriver1776]

The last time I shared a thought with my girl, I saw the light die in her eyes. I spent 3 months trying to discover the perfect size slices of bananas cut up into frosted flakes to give it that banana taste, but not overwhelm or break down in milk.

[@jocomfiresin6982]

Share your findings.

[@steeldriver1776]

@@jocomfiresin6982 standard bowl is 2 cups or 16 oz in volume. For this amount of cereal, you need 1.5 bananas cut to .25” thick. Add milk to one half inch below the rim line.

[@jocomfiresin6982]

@@steeldriver1776 What do I do with the extra half a banana? Do you add other ingredients such as sugar? Dash of cinnamon 2 parts milk 1 part eggnog and a pinch of black pepper... And then what you wanna do is thinly slice some ham before dicing it up and mix that in there after your done with that top it all over with brown mustard ontop... Congradulations... You've made vomit... I laughed myself into a coughing fit on this...

[@steeldriver1776]

@@jocomfiresin6982 ok

[@nonyabidness5708]

This was hilarious!!!

[@carolelowery8078]

This guy is hilarious! I'd pay to see Steve Guyer anyday. I discovered Dry Bar comedy a month ago and love it! First comic I watched was Leanne Morgan "girls are mean", and I'm hooked on Dry Bar now. Proof that comedy can be clean and still be hilariously funny 😂

[@Erin-uz2gf]

another funny guy on DryBar is Joe Devito, his Middle Aged Dating set is great.

[@MS-tm2yz]

Brilliant. Hilarious, so true to life as a middle aged man!!

[@sussybaka551]

Hilarious therapy session. This guy is great, clean comedy!

[@PaladinHeart]

I have a suggestion about the candles. She gets both candles because you don't need one. That way you save on your candle expense.

[@yazajag]

Or just one candle and she lights it instead so he knows because his is already metaphorically lit 🤭😅🕯

[@user-jv8zo3wl1q]

I was thinking one of those electric lights that looks like a candle and just have it on permanently. You may have to point out though that when the power goes out, she'll have to imagine it's still on.

[@CombatVetTom]

Awesome funny AND TRUE! I have told my wife same thing - about how me and other men and have moments that we just DO NOT think of anything.

[@mangafq8]

I read the title and the first thought that popped into my mind. . .NOTHING 🤪😂😂😂

[@natanluiza2936]

This guy gets away with laughing at his own jokes. Genius

[@robadams5799]

I've been a fan of Steve Geyer for years. I've even used that "testosterone poising" excuse. Nice to see him on Dry Bar. Look for his album "Slow Men Working."

[@chocolatefrenzieya]

I didn't want this to end!

[@jcmottern]

My wife's gas smells so bad it should be a chemical weapon used in war.

[@srushtikotangale2064]

I hope she finds your comment.

[@jodidavis6595]

😂😂😂😂

[@gunniquickservice]

Change her food. Look for FODMAP there are oligofructoses which gases to a very odd non regular farty smell.

[@lolawants2008]

Yeah I know this isn’t cool for a KZbin comment, but you should actually care about that. Healthy people don’t have super smelly farts on the regular, so from a health standpoint I hope you guys figure it out LOL

[@ghhm2705]

Funny but she needs to look into food sensitivities. That’s not normal!

[@wordsofhis1799]

Not really a "new" DB Comedy video. Seen this one before. Watched it again, 'cause it was so good!

[@DocteurSnow]

Unfortunately a lot of the recent videos are re-uploads. But I'm glad they're finally putting some of the comedians that were only in the Dry Bar app.

[@WinsomeWinslet]

The beanie baby thing was no joke. I gave a friend the chihuahua one and he set it in his dashboard only to have someone take a freakin sledge hammer to his car to steal it!

[@baaloulou]

What a beautiful man💕 You feel masculinity and no complications. Just a man a real one ❤️ And funny ❤️

[@AdrienneLawrence1]

Hilarious! Totally dig the real humor, and real look at what love actually is.

[@kanekaiser63]

I like how I would agree to this guy about relationships and I'm 15

[@Thisismycomment.]

Same.

[@LivingfreewithSophie]

In Denmark, when people ask you, "how are you doing?" it's the norm to actually answer with a couple of sentences. It throwed me off, when I first started talking with some of the American exchange students at my university, since it was used as a greeting only 😅 To danes it would be really passive aggressive not to answer and kind of "I don't want to be your friend" if the person just answer with "good" 🙈 But I could tell I broke the expected norm for them, when I actually answered with a little life or day update 😆

[@Canny-Octopus]

These days I'm hearing more Americans who are done with the toxic positivity of "fine" or "great". We're not fine. It's still short and vague ("gettin' through", "making it", and once just a confusing but funny "yes"), but it's real enough that if they really cared they could use that to follow up.

[@myyou7335]

I dont like saying fine or good but yea if Im feeling passive aggressive. Dont want to talk to people I'd give them fine with no daily updates. I only do daily updates with friends.

[@Sirchingsince]

Sometimes it's wise to answer with one or two words. Not everyone who asks truly cares. Some are fishing for gossip fodder. Others want to compare themselves with you. You don't owe everyone access into your personal life.

[@geeteajay]

True in many relationships: “Do you want to be RIGHT or maintain a relationship?”

[@AleksDanceFitness]

Outstanding❤❤❤ What an amazing company, while setting up dinner😂 Laughed out loud more then 30 times at least🙏

[@jocomfiresin6982]

As a man I feel it's necessary for me to chime in... I've never been able to think of nothing in my life. I got this passive stream of stories going on in my brain so I'm pretty much thinking but in the background and almost entirely unrelated to anything happening cause my brain is just writing fantasy and daydreaming like a raging rapid... I don't exactly have ADHD so much as I brain that works in stories... Even math for me was always viewed as a plot for whatever reason which is how I ended up looking at the numbers a lot in math class then writing down the answer and having no clue what the process was cause my brain was just giving a plot summary. So I've never been thinking of nothing but rarely am I thinking of something...

[@karricompton]

Church-going spouse of 31 years here 🙋‍♀️. Thanks for the laughs.

[@gaywoods5754]

Love this comic!! Can hear that he is a good counselor.

[@danabattisto7634]

Loved this!! Been with my soul mate 36 years and I can say, I can walk around naked or be half naked most of the time and it's just normal😂 my best friend and the love of my life🌈

[@wayneyadams]

I laughed so hard at the toilet brush joke, I couldn't catch my breath.

[@deborahadcock978]

Marriage Advice and Comedy👍🏻2 for 1👏🏻👏🏻👏🏻👏🏻

[@nacyjoe6128]

I was suppose to call my mom then started watching ended up laughing and forgot about the call I loved him made my day

[@l4lintl608]

Finally Real talk about Relationships, this is GOLD!

[@estelarodriguez425]

Love him!!! I haven't laughed so hard in a long time

[@debbieexcell5088]

I love this comedian. I want to binge watch him!

[@KmtNubian94]

all facts we literally think of nadda sometimes

[@taylorjoy1615]

I believe it 😂

[@realworkoutsforrealpeople5041]

I must be a dude then seeing how I'm pretty good at thinking about nothing eh.

[@HueyDaKid69]

As a female, I often am thinking of nothing as well. When asked sometimes I feel ppl def think I'm lying tho

[@flippyfeet2]

I remember learning that men can think about nothing and how shocked I was!

[@staceydi6787]

He made a few references and I just had to google his age. BORN 1950... this man is 71. I'm completely stunned.

[@vixxcelacea2778]

Dude looks 50.

[@danacamp5437]

This performance could be from a decade ago or more.

[@tti3360]

I like everything you've said. You're true to how things are.

[@Thurthof5]

"Honey, what are you thinking?" "adaptation to space and constant loss of gravity would locally split the human species into two seperate subspecies with different cultural developments who possibly would some day stop to be able to understand each other in fundamental questions." "I'd rather you'd just say "nothing"."

[@Thurthof5]

@bitfury I absolutely love The Expanse. But the trope is much older and has been used by writers like Asimov and Robinson.

[@SoulGriever13]

Sieg Zeon?

[@AA-wc3tw]

I love comedians who make fun of religion. There's just SO MUCH MATERIAL.

[@joycebrookshier5840]

Hat's off to ya man!!! I was in tears because of uncontrollable laughing . . .

[@blackmarketarmy]

Its ridiculous how thinking of nothing is always framed as having less intelligence. Often the pinnacle of spiritual practice is to be able to clear your mind for a long period of time and not allow thoughts to overtake the experience.

[@joshuacalkins]

Trying to avoid thinking in words is interesting.

[@victoriaomdahl9890]

That is the goal. I have great admiration for those that can achieve it. 🙌

[@victoriaomdahl9890]

@@joshuacalkins actually that kinda works I've been using numbers it seems to work.

[@aliceangerami1245]

@@joshuacalkins i'd love to be able to have absolutely NOTHING on my mind once in a while.

[@EJames-nm4qt]

I have transcendental experiences whenever my boss talks to me. 😂

[@JenSpen77]

I love this guy!!!!! I needed these laughs. ♥

[@jg7535]

Yup. The man speaks truth!

[@corgipotter6320]

" Chika chika bow wow" thats what it should be called from now on XD

[@edwardpaulsen1074]

... "Brown chicken, brown cow" (say it in the same way...)