We've Been Doing Easter Completely Wrong. Dry Bar Comedy

We've been doing Easter all wrong, or at least thats how these comedians feel in this Dry Bar Comedy compilation. In this compilations some of your favorite Dry Bar Comedians talk about their easter experiences and what we've been doing wrong as a society. Whether you're someone who is confused by Easter celebrations, or you're just someone looking for a good laugh, this compilation of Dry Bar Comedians is sure to have you laughing from start to finish.
Comedians featured in this compilation include: Bryan Cork, Mike Burton, Lee Hardin, Mick Thomas, Jason Love, Lamukweri Guluka, Moody McCarthy, Bob Zany, Helene Angley, Luke Thayer, Myq Kaplan
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[@seaknightvirchow8131]

When I was in college and still Pagan, I was hired to be an Easter bunny downtown. The night before, I was sworn in as a new fraternity pledge and I had my first liquor which was two milk glass of cheap wine. I had a vicious headache, muscle aches, and I was sweating in the bunny costume. To make matters worse, the eye holes which were about three inches from my eyes were giving visual problems. There was this five year old who kept following me and demanding more after I gave him his candy. He was pulling on my tail and I gave him more candy about five times. Finally I had it and I told him no more candy and don’t pull my tail again. Guess what? The urchin jerks my tail again so I threatened to kick his backside, not the real word I used, along with other imprecations. Unbeknownst to me, his mother had come up behind me at that point. She reported me immediately to the manager at the Junior Chamber of Commerce who fired me on the spot for which I thanked him profusely. It turned out to be his snotty kid harassing me.,

[@Real_Michael_Jordan]

Hahah that's awesome

[@elsablue54]

Great story ! Thanks for sharing your lovely memories lol sounds a lot like mine 😅

[@darcibennett9061]

With The guy that played the Easter bunny after he graduated college and he said he was asked where do you see yourself in 5 yrs? All I could think if was his shirt " in a van down by the river" 😂😂 ahhh. Anyway. Made me laugh. 😂😂

[@residentgrey]

WU-TANG! lolol

[@hippoguy17]

I have read the BIBLE several times and I don't remember where JESUS said "Have the bunny hide the eggs."

[@blisterbeetle01]

What's the Irish guys name? I wanna see more from him!

[@factsoverfiction7826]

Mick Thomas 🎉

[@blisterbeetle01]

@@factsoverfiction7826 ahh perfect, thankyou!

[@Lavenderrose73]

Yeah I want to find his entire show.

[@cedarpoplar]

Someone had to say something bout it 😅😂🤣

[@nicolehubbard3536]

New tradition: Easter tacos. 😂

[@Raybo-68]

Happy Scheduled Ishtar 😅

[@aloysiusmaina2625]

"I have got to get new friends," 😅😂

[@Extermination_Activated]

I LOVE when I hear that laughing lady in the audience. She goes to a lot of these Dry Bar shows. There is no mistaking her.

[@serendipity1237]

They probably pay her to come when they’re recording.

[@analaliens7096]

Probably lives next door, this is the only bar for miles.

[@jeffconquest3350]

I find her abhorrent.

[@SgtTheile327]

Ever hear of "canned laughter"? Google it, for God's sake!

[@ChubbyChic]

LOVE the Chris Farley shirt! @ 1:37

[@mechelledesigns]

Judas actually betrayed Jesus after the last supper. However still funny.

[@socialsodaentertainment]

1:53 Easter Bunny 🐰 at the mall > 9-5 job 😂😂

[@ScarriorIII]

So does harden live in a van down by the river?

[@its_me_flee8188]

Mike Burton is HILARIOUS!!!

[@isaackitone]

I enjoyed this. 👏👏👏👏

[@MarySmith-oi7us]

😅😅😅😅😅Thanks

[@alex16cole]

Nice really good compilation

[@eldonhoward7925]

😂😂😂

[@lowlightevangelist9431]

Every Passover there were two sabbaths ordained. Looking in Strong's Concordance when Mary went to the tomb after the sabbath.... That sabbath word is plural. Je'sus was in the grave 3 days and nights, like Jonah was in the fish.

[@benjaminmishler5585]

5:45 Judas is dead dead.

[@DoctorQuackenbush]

Consumer Value Stores.

[@revbud3123]

Actually the resurrection of Christ is Passover not easter so we screw up in failing to recognize that. Some years (this year) they aren't in the same month.

[@niconico4114]

what i have learned from this video is that easter is not a very funny comedy theme.

[@NewWaveGirl30]

Great comedy but we ALL need to realize that it is Resurrection Day and that Easter represents the Springtime and new life of eggs hatching and flowers blooming Loving God and all of God's creation ❤😊

[@donnabuckalew-wagner6431]

Great points, Easter is about the resurrection of Jesus, as most said....not Bunny's, maybe lambs, cuz He is the lamb of God also....but not chickens or bunny's

[@TeslaEVolution]

CVS=Constant customer. Sugar & alcohol will ensure continuous sales of RX drugs!!

[@Shaggy8419]

Roman emperor Constantine converted to Christianity 'cause it was "popular". He "converted" pagan holidays to Christian holidays. The bunny represents goddess of fertility. Check out roman history. A LOT of our Christian traditions and holidays are taken from roman pagans.

[@Arulane]

Or Celtic. They co-opted the holidays of the local religions everywhere they went.

[@jeremybirdsall1404]

Christianity was popular? The Romans had been killing them and burning literature related to it until this Emperor “popularized” it. It’s still hated especially by governments that want total control.

[@chrisppraefecti373]

It actually wasn't popular. He converted due to a dream. And oh no they replaced having drunken pagan orgies with something deep and meaningful how awful

[@TheDragonHoard_com]

Did you just "umm actually" on a stand up KZbin channel?? These are jokes.

[@sstanford1331]

​@@LadyCaroline123So, it's a farce.

[@MG-iy1oh]

Happy Easter. Sorry, I am Jewish; we don't believe in happiness!

[@dechinta]

For some reason, I just imagined Dr. Joel Fleishman from Northern Exposure saying that! LOL And that made it doubly funny.

[@skirtonbear1]

Great compilation. Love Holy Week. Can’t stand the bunny. The ridiculous American traditions added to the holiday are embarrassing and they confuse everyone.

[@MG-iy1oh]

Easter, just like Christmas, is originally pagan. There is no corruption of Christian holidays; those holidays were never Christian in the first place!

[@singingwindrider9881]

​@@MG-iy1oh..yes, and I really wish the church would put things right 😐

[@wereproductsnotconsumers8179]

Jesus loves you. Happy Easter.

[@perrysmith3961]

Bots love you...

[@wereproductsnotconsumers8179]

@@perrysmith3961 Naa, but you're saying you're a bot?

[@amnaarcade7702]

Bot

[@perrysmith3961]

@@wereproductsnotconsumers8179 😊 that line Jesus loves you. Happy Easter is peppered through the comments all over. I ignored it the first dozen times...

[@wereproductsnotconsumers8179]

@@perrysmith3961 Ahhh gotcha. Ya I hear ya. It does sound generic.

[@warren52nz]

But wait! The Easter Bunny is a manmade invention and Jesus is..... 🤔ummm... never mind.🙄

[@marshwetland3808]

Pagan fertility rituals are where the easter bunny comes from. All makes sense in springtime and the Catholics had to co-opt it and ruin it with their creepy crucifixion story.

[@SpotofTeaGirl]

Hey brain trust, the crucifixion happened in the spring. You don't have to be religious to have an understanding of history. The Romans documented it.

[@marshwetland3808]

@@SpotofTeaGirl Pagan rituals pre-date the crucifixion. Your comment is nonsensical. And parties are for brainless drunkards as far as I can tell.

[@Shaggy8419]

Roman emperor Constantine converted from paganism to Christianity 'cause is was "popular." He "converted" pagan holidays to Christian holidays. The bunny represents goddess of fertility.

[@chrisppraefecti373]

How is having drunken fertility orgies so much better? I'm sorry you lack depth

[@MsMarple]

Which is disgusting in God’s sight, especially the adoption of the pagan crucifix as the emblem of Christ’s death and its significance. Pagan rituals have nothing to do with the true God or his Son, and often involved degraded, murderous and demonic practices. That’s okay - ALL false religion is about to get a worldwide condemnation from the very nations they’ve been trusting in, and that includes false Christianity. People won’t be laughing then.

[@mikehorton3664]

constatine started it around 400ad. G-d bless,matthew6:33,proverbs3:5

[@RumorHazi]

Constantine died in 337 AD. He also brought together a COUNCIL of Bishops in 325 AD at the Council of Nicaea. Did he invent the Bishops that came to the Council too?

[@residentgrey]

GOD is not the name. It is Hashemsheorath.

[@MsMarple]

@@RumorHaziActually, he invented the Man of Lawlessness that Paul foretold would come as an apostasy from true Christianity! It ushered in an Empire of false Christianity based on false teachings, twisted doctrines and very UnCHRISTIAN rituals, practices, symbols and more. Yet, as with any powerful individual in history, it takes more than one man to build that house!

[@MsMarple]

@@residentgrey It is Jehovah, a name removed from the Bible over 7,000 times, yet still found at Psalm 83:18, as well as engraved on older churches around the world. Sadly, this scriptural unfaithfulness has led to the Trinity doctrine where God’s Son is proclaimed to be God himself - NOT a Bible teaching!

[@Real_Michael_Jordan]

​@@MsMarple "I and My Father are One" "Before Abraham was I am." And they picked up stones to kill Him for blasphemy (claiming to be God) It ABSOLUTELY is a Bible teaching. "In the beginning was the word, and the word was with God and the word was God.... And the word became flesh and dwelt among us."

[@royzalias8660]

I m 3 minutes in and no laughs . See ya

[@MsMarple]

@hippoguy17 and@RaybosPulPit - Exactly! (Interesting that they didn’t give me an option to respond easily to you, but I did anyway!)