The United States Hate Each Other Jonnie W. - Full Special

The United States hate each other, or thats what Jonnie W says in his first ever Dry Bar Comedy special. Whether it's Tennessee talking down about Alabama or everyone making fun of Mississippi the united states aren't really that united at all. Whether you're someone from Utah, or someone from Iowa chances are you have a grudge against another state and this full Dry Bar Comedy special from Jonnie W is sure to keep you laughing from start to finish.
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[@TheUnatuber]

11:49-11:58 - "We've adopted a highway.....We have one son, Miles. He's very tall." Went right over the audience's heads!

[@majoroldladyakamom6948]

Not mine.

[@1jwc]

@@majoroldladyakamom6948 Ditto.

[@timokimm]

came here for this comment

[@CarlGorn]

Perhaps they weren't...high-minded enough? 😄

[@rp-wn5or]

Miles

[@TheOJDrinker]

"you get a chance to go to Iowa, go ahead and skip it" - as an Iowa resident... I agree.

[@devonghoulmob1007]

I feel offended as a fellow Iowan he didn't even talk about the farming and the country boys

[@jlyo1991]

What about maid-rite?! I miss it. I am not from there though.

[@dragonsoldier1829]

Same here

[@THEREALBLU13]

Same

[@danikaleuenberger6634]

What about blue bunny? We are the ice cream capital of the u.s. cause if blue bunny

[@skykincaid5644]

Q-tip: "Do not insert q-tip into ear canal". Me: "Isn't that the entire reason for your existence?"

[@TophinatorStreams]

Too many people were scrambling their brains, so they had to mark it as a warning and send off the initial victims to Paraguay

[@guest0407]

Man...this guy deserved a better audience. The "I would like to thank the academy" joke was GOLD.

[@abigailtapia2714]

OH MY GOD YES I WAS *CRYING*

[@Kiyomoto657]

I thought they were generous. He was awful.

[@krisquigley4497]

@@Kiyomoto657 He has nice things to say about you.

[@Chris-wb3qe]

Nice pun

[@REALfish1552]

He was okay IMO. I might have smiled once or twice, and I enjoyed it, but I honestly can't say I actually laughed audibly. He wasn't bad - I've watched a few bad ones on this channel. Now, the Jose Sarduy one about his mom being crazy where he talks about the White Glove Inspection while in the Air Force Academy? Yeah, I laughed so hard my sides hurt.

[@christypoe4538]

I was rolling at the joke about the old lady saying her husband would b blocking her 😭😭😭💀

[@claryp1509]

Me too. And I love the Lord Jesus Christ

[@jimmyyorkshire4495]

I missed that, gonna have to watch the whole thing again.

[@norma1406]

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[@samsonhendrixiii3933]

A sign of a Good comedian (For Me personally) is when I’m disappointed they’re Act is near the end... This guy definitely made me want more. Good job

[@Ceini]

And he can sing.

[@lissaharre]

So glad I saw your comment before I heard him say it. I might have missed it.

[@JonnieW]

Thanks for watching!

[@lynneshively3790]

@@JonnieW Love your show. You are truly a gifted comedian. Hope you will be in Los Angeles someday once they start opening up.

[@angelapooh4911]

Very sad when it ended😥he is hilarious 😂can actually sing as well!

[@KittySnicker]

“That’s just science, y’all.” 😂

[@stevenboykin116]

As a Mississippian I laughed so hard at that Paraguay joke.

[@katejmendoza]

Same!

[@mechengr1731]

I was waiting for Florida 🤣🤣🤣

[@ella5319]

We Southerners can take it & not get all bent out of shape, other folks can't.

[@stacymoore7348]

Being from Alabama I'm glad to know what Tenn thinks. Also Thank God for Mississippi has come up in more conversations about Bama being at the bottom of every list.

[@purplelove392]

Everyone forgets New Mexico, NM & Mississippi trade places regularly for the bottom 2 states on education statistics.

[@teaganna5970]

"This isn't a raccoon. This is a McRib." 😂👏 Okay y'all, I always knew that sandwich was a little sus.

[@ericataylor5967]

ONG hes just spitting facts

[@steviewoo9876]

I tried it many years ago and thought it was odd..was def not like an authentic rib would be...in prison they shape strange things into the shape of real meat to try n trick u; it's called Mystery Meat...the sauce was the only reason I ate it..never have ordered again

[@teaganna5970]

@@steviewoo9876 I can only imagine what other delicacies were served. Oof

[@marisawalker4400]

He's got a great voice besides being funny

[@steviewoo9876]

@@teaganna5970 😂

[@thewayhobibrokeitdowninhan6083]

His delivery and timing are immaculate 😂😂😂

[@marksmall8462]

1442

[@donteven5712]

Apparently you don’t watch many good comedians. His delivery is rushed, his timing has no rhythm, he uses no segues, and to top it off... his material is not original AT ALL!!!

[@donh.2630]

And funny too.

[@thewayhobibrokeitdowninhan6083]

@@donteven5712 stop doing drugs. you make no sense whatsoever.

[@donteven5712]

@@thewayhobibrokeitdowninhan6083 At least if did do drugs it would be an excuse for being and absolute tool. What’s your excuse?

[@JoshuaArrieta]

I award Jonnie W the "Best Comedian I've seen on dry bar Comedy this year" award. Very strong set

[@bkurtz8770]

Have you seen Chad thornsberry

[@JoshuaArrieta]

@@bkurtz8770 I have. He's alright, he made me laugh. but not as hard as young jonnie here

[@JonnieW]

Thank you, kind sir!

[@JoshuaArrieta]

@@JonnieW you are welcome! keep up the good work!

[@SarahLizDoan]

“Apparently carbs are what’s holding civilization together…..the whole North Korea problem could be solved with a cressant roll..::he just needs some pancakes” OMG 😅😅😅 one of the best jokes ever!!!

[@JRPittman]

I’m guessing a short stack?

[@ravencassidy1979]

😂😂😂😂😂😂

[@dorothymcmahon9995]

Great joke

[@anurse4025]

Truer words have never been spoken 🙁

[@dauntevivone3578]

He's Hangry

[@Xraygirlie100]

The story about his nephew turning shiny gold, and then “I’d like to thank the academy...” put me straight in the floor in laughter. I hollared out loud. Truly funny skit.

[@dovie2blue]

That's such an uncle thing to do

[@GriffinPearson]

very underappreciated joke

[@pitchforksdragon1252]

Same.

[@rally4reel77]

As someone with a nephew who would turn himself gold as well, I too cackle shrieked at this

[@meaghanm2152]

I had just taken a bite of biscuit and it almost came out of my nose

[@BeComingNyrell]

Carbs keeping civilization together 😂😂😂

[@darcy5823]

This guy should write commercial jingles at least if not have his own singing career! Not to the mention he's one of the best comedians I've seen. Love him!

[@coloraturaElise]

Yes, such a great voice!

[@LittleDogsOnThePrarie]

I agree!

[@JonnieW]

That’s very kind. Thanks for watching !

[@blugreen123]

"Booze & snooze" LOL! The bit about the unsaved husband in the double decker grave blocking his wife's way to Heaven is genius. 😂

[@kevinbacon5142]

I’ve heard a lot of good comedy on DryBar... and this guy was.... Hilarious!

[@soulgazer11]

This dude is so witty and hilarious 😂. And he actually has a great singing voice! He's clearly very talented and passionate, I had a great time laughing, watching this. 🌟🙌😁

[@dipchips34garvis68]

Ok great for you

[@soulgazer11]

@@dipchips34garvis68 indeed. Thank you for your amazing sense of observation.

[@jamesmcinnis208]

"actually"

[@beth-annrock237]

I have never heard of Johnnie W. before!! Absolutely hysterical!!! I am definitely a new fan!!!♥️

[@harrygeorge3220]

Hello Beth How are you doing today?

[@k.c.8345]

This dude is too funny! And talented... The uncle on his father's side had me trying not to choke on my food. He became his uncle once removed. Let's just say, I had to clean food up afterwards...😤🤣😂 Good job 👍👍👏 Delivery, style, quick switch-up and all!!!

[@paperclips4113]

I liked him finding somebody to glare at in the audience about that.

[@LittleDogsOnThePrarie]

That one was hysterical!

[@01testigo]

I work at a funeral home. That 4 in one joke is genius! We're totally going to implement it!

[@hollyhayes6863]

Nice meeting you can we talk on whatsapp

[@dracosxroses4368]

@@hollyhayes6863 hello, just wondering why you ask so many people to talk on WhatsApp

[@hollyhayes6863]

@@dracosxroses4368 just looking for a real friend that will talk with me.. Feeling bored

[@hollyhayes6863]

@@dracosxroses4368 I will appreciate it. if you accept talking with me

[@iiMaJellYb3aN]

This is one of my favorite ones. Plus i showed it to my mom and I’ve never heard her laugh so much in my life. This guy is awesome.

[@esahcaeeneiradgbo2464]

DryBar Comedy is the best any and everyone can watch this ☺

[@donteven5712]

Everyone can watch any comedian. And Drybar is the worst of them all.

[@krisquigley4497]

@@donteven5712 Thanks so much for your important imput.

[@MarleneHen]

I've watched a bunch of DryBar, and this guy is definitely one of my top favorites. 🙂

[@greg_216]

"I would like to thank the Academy" is such a solid joke.

[@juliao1255]

solid gold!

[@mariewagner5283]

"I would like to thank the academy...." 😂😂😂

[@hollyhayes6863]

Hi 👋 Marie Baillie nice meeting you can we talk more on whatsapp

[@that_auntceleste5848]

My favorite joke in this set! Runner up is the unsaved husband & the double-decker grace...

[@catherinegilliam4202]

This guy is a master at one- liners! 🤣😂😆

[@eagleeye2300]

He is fabulous!

[@shannansmith2188]

Oh my word! The Q tip part almost killed me, I was laughing so hard I started wheezing!

[@harrygeorge3220]

Hello How are you doing today?

[@mopaditi1737]

This is one of the funniest acts on Dry Bar. Hilarious start to finish. Polished. Timing is brilliant. Wow.

[@allthingsnu4673]

Jonnie W. is really funny and talented! As someone who is eating a reduced-carb diet, I agree that carbs are holding civilization together! It's very astute of him to recognize this. 😂

[@bjbo72]

Yes..but u can't lose weight with a diet of carbs and he knew that...

[@Gngrcpl]

How’s that fad diet working for ya now lol

[@globetrekker86]

“Kim Jong Un just needs some pancakes” 🤣🤣🤣 No maple syrup, tho

[@benjaminstowe9017]

“He’s just hangry” 🤣😂📝

[@UNCFIPP]

So he can just float away?? 😂 😂 😂

[@Lavenderrose73]

That was _my_ favorite, freaking hilarious! 😂

[@hollyhayes6863]

@@Lavenderrose73 hi 👋 can we talk on whatsapp

[@Cardiacmoment]

fun_paparazzi - “No maple syrup …” What? Are you Canadian? 😏 🤣 🍁

[@Mhelikerart]

I married my husband after knowing him 4 months - he was 22, I had just turned 19. That “Young Love” song is PERFECT. Lol 😂 Almost 12 years, and 5 kids later, we can really laugh looking back at how dumb we were then. Your whole set is fantastic sir! 🤩🤣

[@LAppleDumpling]

Seriously CONGRATULATIONS 👏 🙌 just remember when someone's grass looks greener just water yours more! ❤

[@masterson0713]

When two good hearts meet ❤

[@sigynlaufeyson3631]

We were 19 and 22 too. Knew each other less than a year. I got his name tattooed on me after knowing him 3 weeks (insanity) but this November will be 31 years married.

[@jacob.tudragens]

@sigynlaufeyson3631 Congratulations! Until almost 4 years ago, I'd been married around 40 years. Unfortunately, that was distributed over 4 women. I wasn't a great husband, I guess.

[@stevecotter6883]

Dang this guy impressed me with his jokes but he blew me away with his music. Dude’s got talent!

[@dakaliajohnson5831]

I had seen a portion of his work but not the full thing and I'm not disappointed he's hilarious honestly 😂😂

[@majoroldladyakamom6948]

Right?? 🤣🤣

[@Handqun]

Facts. This guy's hilarious. I love the name Dakalia also, I'm just now seeing that it's your name 👀 That's phenomenal

[@donteven5712]

@@Handqun can you get any creepier?

[@Handqun]

@@donteven5712 All I did was say I like her name... go cry about it.

[@dipchips34garvis68]

@@Handqun what's so phenomenal about her name you only saying that because she's a girl lol

[@nylanelson8660]

He made mad laugh so hard. He is really good & Im glad he’s a clean comedian that doesn’t cuss or talk about sex. There are very few of these that aren’t offensive as they think the only way to make people laugh is be disgusting. Thank you for the clean humor

[@jjohnston94]

That's exactly what happens. My grandfather and grandmother are top-and-bottom, separated by 4 feet and 23 years. Saves a lot of money in a crowded cemetary.

[@kimberlyholstein3544]

Fr, I thought he just made that up?!

[@cassieberringer7427]

Yep. Was really surprised that he was so surprised by that concept. I was like... yeah... that's a real thing. Why is that weird? But I guess it isn't super common. Around me I've only heard them as "double plots," but it a sorta common thing for couples to get. My parents have that type of plot, although both are still alive right now.

[@peasantsoul]

“Turns out, carbohydrates is what is keepin civilization together.” Lol

[@mistermack4987]

My wife walks into the Mancave trying to figure out why Im both bawling my eyes out and shaking with laughter

[@queenieqt2033]

Tell wife she not belong in cave Shout angry word at wife. Wife pinch pecker and say she is boss Wife now belong in cave.

[@mistermack4987]

@@queenieqt2033 She calls it that not me. Just like before we got married, I called her my wife because she called me her husband

[@katiedrew4708]

ANOTHER DRY BAR KEEPER! Lots of giggles!

[@kelliecornatzer3411]

He is one of the funniest comedians I’ve seen on dry bar. He is Fabulous!

[@Surfer041]

HIT IT WITH THIS!

[@EternitysSlave]

"What...is an exercise mat?" Hahaha! XD

[@barbie3139]

He has a great singing voice!

[@briancleary7708]

My company is in Ft Smith. Every new employee picture is a guy in camouflage who likes to hunt and fish. True.

[@SaraStJames]

I haven’t laughed this hard at a comedian in years…absolutely love his style, material, and perfect delivery! Thanks for a great time!

[@harrygeorge3220]

Hello Sara How are you doing today?

[@curtbarnes4294]

Paraguay literacy rate for 2018 was 94.02% Mississippi: 84%

[@samychispas6966]

Omg really? Hahahaha

[@RUAmplified]

Ooofff 🤣

[@nancyschmitt733]

I can’t believe Mississippi is that high.

[@rhodawatkins4516]

You think they would know that in Mississippi? Lol

[@sarawinardi6745]

😂 😂😂😂 what???

[@angelaOnFiya]

This guy is hilarious! Original material. Love the guitar too. Super talented

[@Sentientdreamer]

Wow! The timing is impeccable! Love how he lays it out. His timing tho...🤩

[@bwar05]

**immediately goes to search for more of this guy**

[@WilliamtheWorst]

Jonnie is one of the best clean comedians out there. Really good dude in person as well.

[@davidwvalentine8024]

This guy should be way more famous. Excellent

[@armadilllo]

worlds worst comedian?

[@QueMusiQ]

Where is his ALBUM??!? I don’t even LIKE country, but he was GOOD!

[@EroticPlatypus]

Lol agreed, he's got a good voice and the wit for lyrics obviously

[@speaktruth9989]

I K R

[@davidschwartz3427]

Any Matchbox 20 album

[@Rainmaker6302]

I need his album now because I haven't laugh this hard in years. He's outrageous 🤣😂🤣🙃🤣‼️😂

[@britir.1322]

It sounds more like folk music kinda like what Ed Sheeran used to make. But, I guess it’s a sub-genre? 🤷‍♀️ Idk I’m not a musicologist

[@anthonyzullo]

"in highschool I was someone you wouldnt call, someone youd call." Bruh i died!!! Too good!

[@UKLeonie]

"Hold your inhalers up" 😂😂😂😂

[@esahcaeeneiradgbo2464]

So hilariously true. My stomach hurts just from laughing. Wow I had so much fun just watching this comedy short! 👍😂

[@majoroldladyakamom6948]

Isn't a short around 3 mins? This was 25:24. Just saying...

[@pryncessyanni]

Timing and delivery unmatched. More, please!

[@OnALivingSpreeLLC]

Indeed .. you want to. Have a zoom date

[@Rood67]

Heckling the audience member for laughing early at the “my father was a co-joined twin” joke. 😂🤣

[@consciousnessrenaissance7804]

He is so funny and a great singer. Deserves a Netflix show of his own

[@TheSuperappelflap]

i nearly spit out my drink at that uncle joke

[@jbyepitsme4330]

Freaking HILARIOUS!!🤣👏🤣👍🤣🤛😁He's so talented just brilliant 👏Another new fave comedian

[@dillonrohe4988]

The "Adopt a Highway" sequence was lost on the audience. Really funny - didn't want it to end! Reminiscent of some of Stephen Wright's deadpan humor.

[@chrisameen9981]

This guy was one laugh after another… he was so very funny. Bring him back.

[@celiashen5490]

Oh, the look of horror when he talked about sit-ups.

[@tspks2128]

I like him. Laughed at every joke! His comedy is very family friendly! 😆

[@dustantraver6829]

He's from Tennessee, where reverse cowgirl is illegal, because it's wrong to turn your back on family lol

[@jjwalden93]

And he’s performing in Utah, where if you have two wives you’re underachieving. You’re thinking of KY.

[@effu9593]

OH MY DUDE YOU KILT IT

[@louisagardner2242]

1¹

[@d.7040]

This is great! I laughed out loud repeatedly. Thank you, Jonnie W.

[@nenaelliott8058]

Jonnie W, you're awesome. Had laugh tears rolling down my face. Funny funny stuff.

[@jasonlawrence6290]

Who are the 30 that gave a thumbs down. This guy is hilarious 😂

[@songsofalifetime8508]

The ones who couldn't lose weight...

[@inthenameoflove2962]

@@songsofalifetime8508 lol

[@inthenameoflove2962]

@BIDEN’S LARPING MINIONS right 🤣

[@shannansmith2188]

They're the ones currently on the Keto diet!!

[@mikemcgoveran1457]

I don't know, but I think they need carbs

[@fireballxl-5748]

Congrats for a great set. I so remember the "suicide" runs in gym class!

[@downysleep7829]

I’m allergic to bread. He’s right, my life hasn’t been the same.

[@buddha6920]

This guy had me in tears, awesome need more.

[@athena7042]

Did he write that "Young Love" song? It sounds like a great song. He is also a talented guitarist and singer.

[@JonnieW]

He did. Thanks for the kind words!

[@kateyjulius7197]

I agree!!

[@patrickgichini1754]

@@JonnieW Man, your comedy is brilliant and so is your singing!

[@skkk352]

@@JonnieW wow dude . u rock!

[@johnjones2341]

Yep, didn't come across as just a gimmick. Got my respect for that and the clean comedy.

[@jeannikolich9128]

His wit is great! 😂

[@JustJanitor]

Allegra needs to pay this man. Funny and sings like an angel

[@soulgazer11]

*I wanna see this guy's special on Netflix at some point.*

[@dipchips34garvis68]

It's not special if anybody can just achieve it what work has he put in to deserve a special on Netflix lol

[@soulgazer11]

@@dipchips34garvis68 so what, you're just that naturally funny? 🤔 you think anyone just has a good sense of humour and creativity? If it's not your cup of tea, that's okay bud. But don't go around putting down people because you don't like their work. I don't get why haters gotta do that, like, if you don't like it, just click off the video and watch something else bud. 🙄

[@pulcinetto3]

Excellent standup comedian, full of wit and no cussing! The joke about naming a star after a loved one for free comes to mind :D

[@SarahLizDoan]

Wow sincerely one of the best comedians I’ve ever heard!!! My favorite is Bill Engvall and he’s very reminiscent of Engvall but with his own pace and words. Absolutely brilliant! I literally LOL the entire time!!!!

[@harrygeorge3220]

Hello Sarah How are you doing today?

[@eagleeye2300]

LOVE THE TURKEY SONG. And bwahahaha, "Depends with Benefits." He is hysterical.

[@CrabbyO]

A German girl once taught me that they have a saying which roughly translates to "You can't live on just love and air." In other words, "I love laying here with you,... but I gotta eat eat something!"

[@igzuniga]

CrabbyO, that saying is common in Peru too...it is just in castellano 'el amor te dara de comer?"

[@amazingsupergirl7125]

Hmmm but I’d like to try!

[@athena7042]

This guy is great. Awesome material, perfect delivery and the material is not crude or misogynist.

[@_..-1abby1-.._]

“I’d like to thank the academy” I DIED 🤣🤣 All I can imagine is this crying kid who is literally covered in gold spray paint being held lion king style😂😂😭

[@Surfer041]

I'm also that Uncle. 1. Don't be Creepy 2. Just keep him alive. THAT IS IT!

[@LittleDogsOnThePrarie]

I'm a parent, I should run down there & stop him, but I'm his uncle - let's see what happens 🤣

[@thesparrowsnest8343]

I love this guy! 😂😂😂😂

[@kristinanne6534]

This is the funniest thing I’ve seen in a long time. Bravo!

[@harrygeorge3220]

Hello Kristin How are you doing today?

[@Erin-uz2gf]

This dude is always funny....that one's called "I Won't Let You Change Me" lol....his whole show made me laugh, and his perspective and delivery are perfect.

[@rebekahtablante327]

That was one of the funniest lines! It deserved more acknowledgment 😆

[@Erin-uz2gf]

@@rebekahtablante327 agreed! lol

[@rickyspanish492]

Absolutely hysterical! I loved the rapid fire delivery and puns! And he can sing!?! Thanks so much Dry Bar and Johnnie W. for the laughs!

[@AspiringInterpreter]

It’s so hard to find a clean comedian that’s really funny. This was refreshing!!

[@kreese316]

Fantastic, smart, clean, and great singing to boot. Thank you!

[@upta-q.a.m.p343]

This guy had me in constant tears. Hard to do. Thanks..

[@jamesedwards2237]

Jonnie W set up a meet and greet for me and my friend Mark with Tim Hawkins after his show, shortly after my wife's funeral. Jonnie was the opening act. Thank you sir.

[@sophia4christ]

Such originality and wit! 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

[@troytaylor1123]

First time to see you Jonnie. VERY funny! Not 1 single weak point in your entire set! Also, thank you I can watch this with my teens!! Thank you! Thank You!

[@allispossible8447]

This is what you call a triple threat…freakin funny, great voice and easy on the eyes

[@MamaJLW]

“He’s my uncle once removed” That’s awesome!

[@roguecyphernetwork2938]

Great job Jonnie! Very funny...and very clever. "Uncle once removed...Can't delete Hoarders...Named him Miles." Very clever. Had me laughing out loud for real.

[@thelifeofnikkimarie9445]

This man just became my new favorite comedian

[@SarahLizDoan]

Mine too!

[@kermitdfrogz]

I like this guy, one of the funniest I’ve seen at the dry bar

[@jacklambert2607]

Very enjoyable. He's a very talented comedian/singer/musician. His delivery and timing is impeccable... plus his material is wholesome and relatable. Dry Bar never disappoints!

[@reehanataj2208]

He's hilarious! I've watched this a couple of times now, still a hoot!

[@harrygeorge3220]

Hello Dear How are you doing today?

[@deborahduthie4519]

Fast, Funny, Clear. We’re so lucky he’s not only Funny but can sing funny songs, so well. Congratulations on the weight loss, Mr. W. Excellent Comedy.

[@deborahduthie4519]

I watched this show twice. Just as funny the second time. Lucky he can sing too.

[@harrygeorge3220]

Hello Deborah How are you doing today?

[@deborahduthie4519]

@@harrygeorge3220 I’m very well Thankyou Harry George. I hope you are the same. Have a wonderful Comedic Career. Hands down, blessed funny bones.

[@harrygeorge3220]

@@deborahduthie4519 Glad tohear Where are you texting from?

[@deborahduthie4519]

@@harrygeorge3220 Just outside of Melbourne, Australia., on the Mornington Peninsula. Four seasons in one day. Even summer.

[@harrygeorge3220]

@@deborahduthie4519 Lol 😅 Mind texting me your gmail address so I'd text you on there

[@Yaz1231]

Died laughing at his explanation of a scream 😅😅😅

[@jeannierusso2134]

This guy is so talented not only can he make me laugh he plays the guitar and sings to wow..😄😁 this is Talent all rolled in a big ball thanks Johnny