The Best of: Iliza Shlesinger

[@OfficialLaughSociety]

What is your favorite Iliza joke?

[@AllTradesGeorge]

Probably the whole Party Goblin sequence. I don't drink, but I have a lot of friends who do, and that whole sequence sounds so, SO familiar...

[@creamsaroyan6666]

This ain’t makeup sweet heart it’s war paint LET’S MAKE A BABY 🤣

[@alltoohalliwell]

We aren't in the middle of heart surgery 😂 and if a guy says his stuff will get backed up...uh nah bruh, it gets absorbed back into your body. Men with vasectomies aren't exploding all over town LOL so go take a hike

[@jarlgreen1630]

All of them

[@michellep4296]

"What's a garter?" The whole speech about the garter is the fucking greatest.

[@lisapierotti2396]

"You're really gunna leave it like this?" - said every guy ever 🤣

[@AllTradesGeorge]

I love the energy and pace of her presentation--the way she incorporates physicality and vocalizations, along with the pacing. One of my favorite comics, and I can't believe I'd completely missed her until just a few months ago.

[@Jess_Smith0903]

You worded all my feelings!

[@bekindtoyourmother]

Ditto. How did I not find her before now ??

[@evsrax9556]

If this is her best set, she is less than the cm punk of standup. Not to mention how out of touch she truly is......

[@newyawkgiants5877]

She’s up there on the rankings in MO

[@ashleywilkonson386]

She's not going to see this and hook up with you bro

[@terryroth428]

I have watched this video countless times. I love Iliza, she is a comic genius. Whenever I want a lift and need some laughs, I watch this again. The sign of a true comic genius is never getting tired of their routines. She is a blessing to this world.

[@michaellambert5062]

She got the hiking thing dead on. Almost all the online dating profiles I've seen say "I like traveling and hiking". Yes, you travel to and from places, and while doing that you are technically "hiking". Very creative

[@eskylover65]

Those of us who live in Idaho hike every weekend and yes we have hiking poles

[@HyperactiveNeuron]

But tormenting dogs is cool

[@HyperactiveNeuron]

@@eskylover65 do you like to torment dogs? Your name suggests it

[@eskylover65]

@@HyperactiveNeuron What are you talking about?

[@BenMJay]

As a person that walks a 5k every day. And plans a 4hr off the street “hike” on the weekend, i must say; a lot of people call themselves hikers, but little are.

[@linnaewillis8975]

"Lobster is the sexual contract from the sea" That joke gets me everytime 😂

[@its-MK...]

I really respect that she works in serious points during her set without being condescending or offensive. Like when she makes a joke about nipple tassels she adds this side bar: I am the woman who has said and will always say that you can wear whatever you want, and that does not give a man the right to touch you. No always means no. ♀️❗

[@kimcantswim174]

Oh shut up

[@jeanponce2017]

That's because she isn't in to sex with men so she feels funny talking about it.

[@its-MK...]

@@jeanponce2017 Sure, Jean. I'm sure all those specials & books about sex & dating were a total fluke that you happened to miss.

[@jeanponce2017]

@@its-MK... No those are just what drove her to be her way now

[@robbybee70]

if you tell a guy you like coreographing naked cheerleader routines you are already married before you tell him the rest

[@emmanuel9546]

Even if

[@harleydavo1099]

She had me 30 seconds in.

[@blakepittman6679]

Yeah, women don’t realize how weird guys are. Those are the types of hobbies we like to hear about. 😂

[@thefairybug40]

Blanche looks like she can understand every word, it's all true, and she's deeply embarrassed.

[@danevitch9196]

The delivery is pure fire. Laugh my ass off every time. The demonic noises add the perfect amount of Satan to her jokes. 🙃

[@yabeeba_com]

haha the dog bit was brilliant and so cute

[@RAtW7]

She makes sense..a lot of sense

[@OfficialLaughSociety]

💯💯💯💯

[@Rioja1992]

Airport Boarding.... a masterpiece of stream of consciousness physicality.

[@tellsitasitis]

Her goat noise shows up in every show and it kills me.

[@beinghuman4304]

The reincarnation of George Carlin. Keep it up.

[@angelaengle12]

I love how real she is! lol! xD

[@faperito2389]

When she does those long winded "monologues" she reminds of the great George Carlin. She's so good.

[@andreas_kuenster]

Her mind must be fucked up to come up with these - Oh my god I luv her. hahaha

[@its-MK...]

And we're just as fucked up for loving it! 😂

[@CC-Gemini]

Drives me crazy when chicks call a walk hiking!!! 😂😂😂 Dying here!

[@richardtaylor8595]

This lady is the best standup comedy since like forever.

[@HeSoKlutch_84]

Slow down lol

[@Dwade32]

@@HeSoKlutch_84 She is not even remotely funny. A requirement for standup.

[@moonandstars4690]

I just found her today, She is so funny, Her jokes are so on point! Lmfao

[@WouldntULikeToKnow.]

The vanilla spray on the pillow is GENIUS

[@nrdsantos-qe7sw]

One (if not the) best standup female artist for quite a while now.

[@josephinejimenez4368]

"This is war paint let's make a baby"😂

[@joeshmoe6686]

Brilliant. So talented and natural. Bravo!!!!

[@petesneeringer599]

This woman she just kills it she cracks me up she is so funny thank you so much it's good to laugh

[@jakubviskup977]

I dont get it. Like if she funny then Im from totally not from this planet. Most of th time I tried to understand what she talkin about. And it s not first female "comedian" I dont get 100% of things they say honestly.

[@paulajuarez3251]

@@jakubviskup977 Yeah, you're probably not from this planet cause there is a whole comment section talking about the jokes but you dont even understand what she's talking about

[@alex-internetlubber]

I love that she exists, she's such an interesting person

[@meganfenton4189]

The thing about something being so cute you want to hurt it is an actual phenomenon called "cute aggression." It's when you see something cute and small and it sends all this love hormone coursing through your body, then your brain counteracts that with testosterone so you can protect it if need be.

[@jasmineparker253]

Thank you for explaining!

[@OrdellRob]

It's called mental illness. Should probably get that checked out.

[@specialk9424]

13:48. That's a pretty good Predator noise.

[@LeahIsHereNow]

She’s my anger translator! 🥰🥰🥰

[@wadeclark5088]

Hilarious, smart and gorgeous. The perfect woman☺️

[@davefranklin4136]

Most of the time when I see a dog wearing that "please kill me" expression, it's because their owner has dressed them up in some ridiculous outfit...

[@robertguster9650]

The ending was hilarious AF! When Iliza says, oh I gotta leave. The dudes like you're going leave it like this. Iliza states. " I ain't a doctor, but it's not heart surgery. But walk it off champ!"

[@nevermindmyname9153]

08:48 The Dog: "What the F*** did my Agent get me into now....?"

[@spomusmo2349]

That is the saddest dog I've ever seen and I'm talking ever but I have never laughed so hard either 😂😂

[@donaldaxel]

I didn't laugh at the dog jokes, it made me hurt. But the dog was well trained and cute, yes. I had hoped that Iliza would caress it in the way you caress a dog and support the back better, but no, she didn't. Anyway it was clearly a good dog, and well kept.

[@brandonbadgett595]

Gonna see her live July 16 can’t wait

[@thatguywillt]

Her delivery during the flight boarding bit was epic, reminds me of Carlin. Just boom boom boom. And that goat noise she makes gets me every time.

[@miriamwilson9542]

oh she is marvellous! I LOVE the bit with cute Blanche. God bless the pair if them.

[@stevejenkins9984]

I've never been more attracted to a woman she's downright awesome! Intelligent witty with a sense of humor and she's easy on the eyes to top it all off! That's the kind of weird that I want to go home to I don't know what kind of guys she's talking about LOL

[@oksana8575]

The bear part aged nicely 😅😏

[@scottcates]

She is confident AF

[@lcifermorningstar191]

I was raised by a psycho woman who literally blew up her X's conversion van. Today we call her Grandma 🧨🧨 Dynamite.😁

[@gregdamario5808]

To be able to conceive of, write and then monologue Iliza's fantastic presentations is Master Level Comedy. She is the Yabba, Dabba Dooooo of comedic excellence.

[@jjenk911]

Funny thing about the war paint bit, makeup is derived from war paint. Women put on makeup to get guys; it's their war paint.

[@magnarcreed3801]

What about women that wear actual war paint?

[@nehesimazoi3776]

There’s a school of thought that makeup was medicinal in Egyptian society and became fashionable.

[@-_-SpongeBob]

1:12 had me 😂 😂 😂 😂 😂

[@milfordjohnson2289]

she could say f****** anything with that mocking voice and walk and itd be funny 😆🤣

[@diroysama8558]

Iliza is so refreshingly unique you'd think she's a different species. And she's quite beautiful ☺ What a finish? 🤣🤣🤣🤣

[@TrollMeister_]

A very high energy gal and endlessly entertaining

[@charlesdignam780]

Iliza, Your airline bit, was right on. The airlines don’t want you to fly, and they let you know it everyday.

[@kallyehammond9832]

She is hilarious and one of the most gorgeous people I have ever seen.

[@danielkampf3732]

Ich hab schon viele Ihrer Auftritte gesehen und kann immer wieder über ihre Art und Weise lachen, wie sie die Themen beschreibt. Absolut gut zum Lachen…, gibt kaum was von ihr dass nicht witzig ist

[@ericawasser253]

You can’t just walk out of a spider Web 🕸 haha love her physicality that blood will return to your system walk it off champ 😭

[@einundsiebenziger5488]

... kaum was von ihr, das* nicht witzig ist ("das" bezieht sich auf "was" - kein Doppel-S)

[@creamsaroyan6666]

I love her so much 😂😻😀

[@ericawasser253]

I honestly Love hiking 🥾 anything outdoors Nature lover tree hugger Hahaha this isn’t makeup it’s war paint wanna mate Love how she changes the tone of her voice for a voice and the speed at which she tells the airline joke I’ve never seen anything like it Iliza is my favorite comedian Love her always makes me laugh out loud

[@sarahharris9506]

Poor Blanche her face was like this shiz is getting old really fast.😂😂

[@michaellusk2856]

Iliza is funny as hell and easy on the eyes!

[@BattleBladeWarrior]

Yea shes awesome, shes' got 4 specials on netflix i watch on repeat ever few months

[@idris10x]

Iliza can quicken her speaking-pace to "very fast". That's the icing on her Comedy Cake.

[@kellingtonlink956]

Brilliant! Thanks for the video. Cheers.

[@douglloyd9662]

She nailed it. My brother married a girl that said hiking. She couldn’t walk to the end of the block.

[@freestateofjones5042]

If she had thrown in "taxation is theft", I would be finding this woman🤣. She's a keeper.

[@ashleywilkonson386]

Ew wtf creep 🤣

[@bch5513]

"You really gonna go.. " 😂😂 dead on

[@dantheman8279]

Savagely funny!

[@philochristos]

I don't see how she talks so fast without messing up.

[@ImFromIowa]

She remembers the script. That or she’s good at talking fast like some fastest talkers in history & auctioneers (the people that talk fast).

[@jasmineparker253]

Must be from the northeast... new York and Mass girl myself. It's in our DNA or some shit

[@jimcoppa6946]

Totally hilarious hats off to you

[@shinjaokinawa5122]

This is my cat, brilliant.

[@bartsimpson6767]

Hell, I would buy her lobster...if I don't get crabs!

[@allanbuchan6947]

She's got a bit of Carlin flow to her rants .

[@mitchcortez2713]

Please don’t insult Carlin like that. She is more like Dane Cook.

[@jacquelynn2051]

@@mitchcortez2713 Yeah I was like, er NO. Carlin’s Cadence is unmatched as he actually has a radio background.

[@carlaaxelson6338]

Omg. I have a new favorite comedian

[@laprepper]

She is so awesome!!!

[@jewelfrazier5406]

I think you are so beautiful, down to earth and intellically sound. Thank you for being a voice for women.

[@gregbester3855]

It doesn't get better for my money than Iliza and Taylor Tomlinson.

[@honorewife]

Same. Love Taylor Tomlinson!

[@gregbester3855]

@@honorewife they both have the same kind of attitude. Fast-paced, engaging and just raunchy enough to be funny. Their delivery is bar none and their memorization of the material is on par with Carlin, particularly Iliza. Genuine comedy.

[@kaylagarcia8118]

The glitter part got me 😂

[@justing1474]

How beautiful to see a strong woman, strong to be strong n not strong to make men weak, amazingly beautiful, thankyou for being great xx🎉

[@anerdwithglasses7429]

I like to go eat food and go to random towns to find different places that make nice pies and good coffees. :')

[@thejohn6614]

Try going to pie town in New Mexico.

[@FshLyf1]

She's great...absolutely love her...LMAO

[@tapanactivist5644]

SUPER TALENTED BRAIN WITH BEAUTY

[@ERROR.4O4.]

This isn't make up its war paint let's make a baby 🤣

[@dankippert2677]

Damn love a woman's perspective...so true every guy has seen or heard these lines on a date...priceless

[@ZeroT29a]

OMFG, watching some Netflix compilation with this in. I cried laughing :)))

[@fairybeliever4479]

This is my cat 😂

[@lisaa6099]

Thumbs up for that beautiful blanche dog

[@brinistaco1970]

love the dolphin noises

[@judystenholm7443]

She's a comedic genius

[@RailStalkerAdventures]

I love Iliza's goat bleat imitations. THAT'S FUNNY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[@johnhelms8226]

As a man, I think Iliza gets our faults and weaknesses, but she still loves us. And we love her for it.

[@michaelbeasley2085]

While you were off building a birdhouse we were learning how to be annoying. Truer words have never been spoken!

[@ateliersarahanahoryvapaos]

Brilliant the lobster thing!

[@tims.5995]

Great stuff !

[@frankbrodie5168]

"Let's make a baby!" 'get's in line'

[@einundsiebenziger5488]

... gets* in line (third person, no apostrophe)

[@frankbrodie5168]

@@einundsiebenziger5488 I might have been drinking when I posted that. lol

[@karenschroeder1918]

Love IIiza! 😂🤣

[@jessipeppermintz6372]

that doggo tho

[@Kalrak]

link for that dog commercial pliz

[@drSJV]

"Walk it off" xD For once this advice fits!

[@rachaelthorp1056]

Love this chick 😅

[@janetrae4918]

I really enjoyed your comedy expecially the airline boarding 1 through 3 brilliant

[@laprepper]

Omg the dog 🤣

[@gsom7]

3:24-4:02 thumb up for honesty!!!

[@Jeffrey.Seelman]

She is so funny. Had to subscribe.

[@jimkelly2272]

Enjoyed this.

[@wikitywikity2971]

I haven't ever seen her bomb. She is solid gold comedy.

[@Dwade32]

This whole video is a comedic bomb

[@jtrbibleart]

hahahahaaaa this is hilarious. Hiking haha hiking