Craziest Marathon Story You've Ever Heard. Matt Knudsen - Full Special

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[@pingpongball9167]

"Thank you for unplugging" *me just sitting here watching this on my phone*

[@Watchingthesim]

It's that perfect tempo when you just need tone things down and have chuckle

[@barbaragoode1818]

I get caught up myself I was looking for a recipe but here iam

[@elazarpimentel5340]

' I don't want to be cremated but still want to be scattered over the beach '. Got a belly laugh :)

[@papahansel3136]

"Are you tired of all your unwanted gold?" lol

[@raanianna4455]

Loved this! Bursting out laughing so many times unexpectedly... 😊 Read many comments that criticised his slower than usual style, but that's one of the reasons I really loved him. Can't stand comedians that rush through their set, practically shouting out the jokes, completely hectic... Can only listen to about 2 seconds of that kind of comedy before quickly turning it off. This for me was perfect... Everyone has such different taste, especially when it comes to humour. 😊

[@22.NUU.DRU.22]

Happy as can be that we're still getting the comedy we need right now. Thank you Dry Bar!

[@aon02b]

The way he's talking about his Hungarian relatives is too real. I dated a girl who moved to my country from Romania. First time she ever flew with an airplane was to my country. I met her 2 weeks after she moved here. And we started dating a couple months after that. It was so surreal to watch her get amazed by things we consider to be perfectly normal. She had never been to a dentist before. She said I was so proper and well-mannered because I used a fork when I ate food... One summer I went with her to Romania to the tiny village she grew up in. Nobody used forks. They would cut their food with a knife and eat it with their hands. And if it couldn't be eaten with your hands, you used a spoon. Also, nobody spoke a word of English. She had to translate everytime someone wanted to say anything to me. You really become humbled when you experience something like that. We tend to forget how well off we actually are

[@dannyr333]

Whoa that's an eye opener so true Being a white man born in the USA you got dealt a very good card heck even woman

[@dianaasberry2849]

Z

[@pavolhorvath7850]

OK, this is all just straight made up. People in Romania live pretty much the same way you do in USA. Also, nobody lives in trailers or wooden homes.

[@Cryobolt]

Why do I get the feeling that he could do a perfect Spongebob impression?

[@pingpongball9167]

Because he sounds exactly like spongebob's voice actor when they're both talking normally

[@chewface]

"I'm not rich, but....I don't bother trying to open stubborn pistachios."

[@makeminemint]

His style feels a little slower and laid back, which is a welcome change. There are some gems of lines in there with solid humor. Would like to see more from him!

[@elazarpimentel5340]

And the piano was a welcome gem, wasn't it?

[@JRod788]

I watched this at 1.25 speed just so he’d speak at a normal pace 😂

[@dannyr333]

Dude the part hes ordering "buffet style meal" to the waitress omg I cant breathe

[@watchlistener]

That was my favorite part too!

[@alienonion4636]

The marathon thing is totally true. One marathon I was in I had three friends smiling as we went to my marathon. I tried to talk them out of it telling them how long they would be standing wherever they could find space until I maybe crossed the finish line. They were so very supportive no matter how I tried to discourage them. And yep, I had a mishap and it took me longer to find them to go home... This was precellular so if any one of them was at home I would have someone to call. Instead I limped for blocks and still had to wait for a spot in line for an announcement that they may or may not hear so I would not have to limp even further to a bus stop. I never entered a marathon again but it's a great experience especially if you run in several different cities.

[@michaelscott1573]

I like how the audience are exceessively supportive👍

[@theorganicway2go]

This set was like a breath of fresh air no pun intended.

[@dannyr333]

I had to revisit your comment to check I read it right LoL

[@theorganicway2go]

@@dannyr333 heh it was a dumb reference to the set itself

[@dannyr333]

I liked the set... just my opinion..the nick cobb is hilarious

[@1secondsense]

I'm in my 30's, American and I live in Hungary....One thing that is nice is that companies have to give you vacation time based on your age and family size. So note Milos can probably take a 34+ day vacation every year. In the U.S. I got 14-20 at most based on my ability to negotiate with the company.

[@aaronterrell3452]

Matt is very funny . His humor is subtle. I loved his marathon story .

[@blue39503]

Some fella asked me a year after Katrina , where a particular place was. I replied that I wasn't sure. He says " Aren't you from around here ? " Yes I am" I said "and last year that place was right over there."

[@kunivanu22]

CHANDLER BING! hahaaha, this guy is clearly him!

[@honguocngo2086]

This guy looks like a discount Gordon Ramsay from a timeline where he's a professional comedian.

[@gojewla]

Rae The Hufflepuff No, Gorgon Ramsay is a little more dry aged.

[@pompompurin2006]

That’s what I was thinking!

[@canovwrms2684]

Enjoyed.

[@wolfsbaneandnightshade2166]

He reminds me of Chandler Bing

[@nicholasfrancis8381]

I wasn't a friends fan at all so to compare him to Chandler aka Matthew Perry, I'm going to go with a bit dumb and not funny. Lol that's unfair for this guy, he has some good jokes and is actually funny sometimes at least🤣

[@TheRealJessicaValerio]

@@nicholasfrancis8381handler was hysterical!!! And very smart! Sounds like you got him confused with Joey. But they were all funny.

[@noprogressionisregression6854]

buffet bit had me rollin 🤣🤣😂

[@watchlistener]

One of DBC's best so far imo! Lots of LOLs especially the part about the buffet and the one liners at the end.

[@operationeight-ld5kd]

I completely agree! Great performance!

[@TC-gx3qn]

Such a great set- Flow and delivery were excellent. Had me cracking up. 😄

[@rogersledz6793]

Thank you so much for uploading this video. It is helping me to get through the pandemic!

[@chocolatechunkycookies]

He's one of my favorite comedians in the world. 😂

[@LadyVoldemort]

I love this Chandler Bing look-alike. I found his jokes mildly to highly hilarious. 🤣

[@LadyVoldemort]

@VICTORIA Williams 🤣🤣🤣😅

[@Jules-dn9jl]

So good!

[@ToWhom]

Give this guy a chance, there is some funny in there.

[@operationeight-ld5kd]

I loved him. I thought there was a LOT of funny in there. Definitely one of my favorites so far. I just think a lot of his jokes flew over people’s heads for the time being. To be honest, there were a few times I was like, “Huh?” and replayed the bit and found myself dying laughing. I would love to see this dude perform live. Great work!

[@constancejenkins3867]

I liked him

[@operationeight-ld5kd]

Great show!

[@DataJuggler]

1:30 I have never run a full marathon, but I am at 1350 miles running this year, and March, April and May I ran 300 miles. In January I could barely walk until the 25h, from running too much last year. I have run so much my toe nails fall off, but now all my clothes are too big. Yay!

[@MrsGreen_Apple]

I need these now more than ever. I'm in Las Vegas and I'm glad that people are still coming on vacation like planed. Since nobody personally knows anyone that is affected by Covid-19, people are still eating out and enjoying the day at the parks. The media is just having a ball creating panic, fear & greed. Thank you for the fun shows. Be blessed.

[@codyboudreau2838]

@@factfactory575 great to hear someone with sense in their head. Hysteria Virus.

[@misse2013]

Dude! I've been saying the same thing... I've asked every one on my personal social media accounts... "Does anyone know someone personally who has tested positive for covid19/coronavirus?" and not one person!!! I could be wrong, but I don't believe it's real. Maybe it's one big social experiment 😅

[@Ergmermerg]

People where I live have it and are dying. The store shelves are bare and people I know are losing their jobs because of closures. I'm glad you guys aren't being personally affected yet, but you should seriously do your part in flattening the curve by limiting socialization 🙄

[@TymP321]

Pocket dials freak me out because I'm never sure someone's NOT in a trunk...

[@hunternorth8817]

I got a pocket dial from somebody the other day. The person called me back, wanting to know who I am.

[@forgetyoursecrets]

I wanted to laugh tonight so i came to drybars youtube and watched the newest video. Ive been dying laughing! I wasnt quite sure at first but this guys pretty hilarious haha give him a chance.

[@frogsoda]

Okay I'm 9 Minutes in and ready to give up. But I'll give him a few more minutes because of your post.

[@dannyr333]

Hes I came for funny and got some cool laid back brotha

[@runsontrails3091]

Very funny. I have these types in my family.

[@Carmel明慧]

Very, very funny!!!!

[@RestingBitchface7]

The end is hilarious.

[@phasm42]

Woodchipper oughtta do the trick.

[@maythao3977]

Hope to see more of Matt K.!

[@thefunfactory61]

laid back humor,,,, love it . not like others fishing for the audience all the time,,,,would love to know what that tune is,,, so relaxing

[@mznaeture]

At least according to his wife's diary 😆 TRUST

[@kemi1916]

The way he pronounces his last name wrong 😂😭 Norwegians know

[@SnukieCoffee]

The North Dakota jokes hit too close to home.

[@sallykrouth5714]

Several years ago the month before I turn 60 I walked ran the Portland Marathon. Yep, I actually finished. I had to at least finish there was a couple of ladies in their late seventies that ran by me. 🤣

[@smbrowning578]

Asking for directions: "You can't get there from here. Go back and when you come to the stop sign, turn around and turn right in about a mile." True story 😆

[@russgaudett]

OMG HILARIOUS!!😆😆😆😆😆

[@dannyr333]

14:06 Watch this part until the face he makes LOL Dude the face the person makes when you ask them directions is so funny I had to watch that part like 5 times

[@kathrynkroll5700]

Anybody else like "Chris Harrison's doing comedy?" ? The likenesses yooo...

[@nikiTricoteuse]

4:35 the point at which l begin to doubt the sagacity of my choice of chocolate icecream as a bedtime treat.

[@mjw9310]

Sounds like Jeff Goldblum. 😁

[@thebrokenmicshow1457]

this was too funny!

[@katogaming4741]

I thought I wasn’t going to like this do but he grew on me

[@NeanderSlavia]

"So, enjoy your night, everyone." I rofled like the audience should have.

[@lynthia]

Love the Bob Dylan jokes!

[@nicholasfrancis8381]

So it seems that 5 marathons is not all he tries to work into conversations...so as i was saying, when i was on HBO big love 🙄. Lol

[@aaronp9835]

Now, he is actually funny. Good work. And i eas literally eating dinosaur chicken nuggets

[@terpdaddy2298]

Dude 15 minutes of hims saying i appreciate you

[@samurai_jack_1]

I'm Hungarian!!!!

[@kitti2089]

Milos is not a Hungarian name but otherwise I loved it.

[@GiladGur]

You are right. And that Milos speaks somehow in a German accent. Who have ever heard Hungarian accent, will never mix it with any other one....

[@sterling8007]

This guy definitely hasn’t heard of the original marathon

[@timbassford2736]

...im not going to be that critical... am in self isolation with a fever any entertainment good atm … some classic lines at the end I found some laughs

[@secularmonk5176]

Stay strong!

[@noglenogle]

"Is there anyone here on a last date ?" Ha, ha

[@Water_melon_slice]

His stand up is more like a conversation than a set. Not bad, just different.

[@dannyr333]

That's how I feel about it... like were his family and hes just talking being himself... I liked it

[@juliusforehand1813]

I found him quite funny. But I find most things funny !

[@LadyVoldemort]

Same!

[@ViperCrazed]

Smoking that green huh? Lol jk

[@juliusforehand1813]

Thomas Iman if you’re not you should try it 😎

[@ViperCrazed]

@@juliusforehand1813 I'm always am smoking the green what makes you think I wasn't?

[@juliusforehand1813]

Thomas Iman great 👍 green is good!

[@ray_your_local_gay_1336]

I was also born on January 28th!

[@michaelsmith1481]

I’ll never forget a friend of mine told me I called him yrs ago and all he heard was me shifting gears I guess the gear shift smacked the phone and called the last number I dialed

[@killtime351]

He didn't close on that gold for cash joke I'm on a cliff hanging here. SOMEONE HELP!

[@insertnamehere9154]

He's funny😂 Crowd is Dry

[@lyndahammond8883]

I punched an anesthesiologist in the face post- surgery. I didn't know where I was, who he was, and thought he was trying to kill me! This masked man was pushing something onto my face and I couldn't breathe. I punched him in his face then pulled my mask off. A woman who had held my hand pre-surgery spoke softly telling me everything was fine and that I had surgery that went well. This kind nurse brought me back from wanting to beat this murderous masked to a passive whole person very quickly. That anesthesiologist quickly finished his job without words then boot-scooted as fast as he could. At the time I was a Social Worker Therapist and yet I had punched a doctor and nothing happened!!! When I returned to work I told my colleagues what I did and our head nurse said loudly that i was "living the dream!"

[@donaldreason5664]

Brea 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

[@daetyme998]

the GPS is only as good as the google driver!

[@VesnaVK]

The bagoipe joke was a slow burn.

[@everythingelse3086]

There's an old saying that goes... If there's nothing nice to say say nothing at all. I already said nothing too many times.

[@DarkFlamesDarkness]

I walked an hour home in that -36

[@SyndicateXVI]

3:36 what, like I love you?

[@daniellegillett1636]

North Dakota is awesome.

[@globetrekker86]

Forget unwanted gold. How about *un... claimed... diamonds* ?

[@elrayoxephier1393]

Stuck with it till the end. geting laughs here was like panning for gold in a cat box. And he mentions rotten tomatoes, well that would have helped, because its like how ketchup Gets You Through something thats hard to eat. But then he pulls out his 80s keyboard ans i thought oh this will be where his strengths are. . . nope. but at least he was honest when he told the crowd just what thay got them selfs into. . . . he puts the dry in drybar. good guy anyway.

[@vickielawson3114]

I don't think the folks in Boston would consider this the craziest marathon story they've ever heard. Just sayin'.

[@Liz-in8lu]

😂😂

[@lapacker]

Maybe, just saying, maybe don't run a marathon.

[@Annikasfaith]

It's a running joke

[@melvina628]

If you like Bob Newhart...like I do...

[@stitchedpumpkin5905]

The first 8 minutes were fantastic and then I fell asleep. More than once.

[@operationeight-ld5kd]

Have you looked into whether or not you may have *narcolepsy?* The show was great. *You* might be a *little* *too* *slow* to get the humor, or maybe just have a *very* short attention span. It’s also a *possibility* that you are *not* *a* *nice* *person,* maybe haven’t developed social cues, etc. *Or,* maybe you haven’t realized that we all have different preferences and opinions but that there are nicer ways to go about expressing that without insulting someone who is doing their job. Learn some tact and kindness, please. Have a nice day.

[@constanceskalecki4928]

@@operationeight-ld5kd , precious little flower. Grow up.

[@OrangeHobbes]

man nap

[@Shawn-ne6ld]

How does his wife’s family such as uncles and cousins become his? They are in-laws but not his uncles, cousins, etc.

[@fredleemh]

First comment. View and like.

[@Mobile-nx2fb]

Your award is in the mail.

[@brasshouse9822]

Congratulations, you did it! Make a video when you tell your family. I can't wait to see their reaction.

[@Shawn-ne6ld]

Why does he think people moving from ND to Cali is clap worthy? Moving from liberal Cali to ND is worth applause.

[@Sean-uv2di]

Corona: *exist* Comedians: Get out there guys, its great. 0.0

[@balwinderdosanjh1360]

I wanted 2 enjoy this set .....but didn't float my boat 😭... I'm sure he's got a massive fan base ! I'm not one 🤣 sorry , tarra 👋👋👋👋🇬🇧

[@GiladGur]

So, your Hungarian cousin has Polish name and German accent. Sorry for ruining it. Probably I'm the only Hungarian among your audience catching you on that.

[@eone8104]

OMG worst bombing ever...

[@bestofbronze]

I liked his jokes, but if you have to ask for applause 3 times in under a half hour you may have to admit that the jokes weren't funny. would be better to just move on than to beg for claps.

[@tikasei8329]

Fox news

[@jennifer9047]

Mmm... Rough beginning. I concur.

[@andrewcovell9692]

I think problem is his delivery I swear to God I heard a different comedian tell these jokes and the told them alot better if I'm right about this guy being a joke theif he knows the joke are good and he's likely just being passive aggressive with the crowed cuz they're not enjoying the jokes as they are delivered by this guy

[@waterslola1]

Archie much

[@DJARACHN1D]

Left at 2 mins. Laaaaame

[@kad3tuk]

I clocked out at the "special friend"...

[@youichiminagawa2554]

his delivery could use some improvement. lost my interest under 5 minutes.

[@Lappelduvideify]

Five minutes more than you could ever muster with me.

[@misse2013]

I'm 20 min in and REALLY hoping it gets better :-( 😴

[@jeremybettis8446]

The beginning of the marathon skit was kind of cringey with the pity claps.

[@sbhb56]

Simply run it at 1.25x, Thank me later o:)

[@rthomp03]

Would be much better if he just let jokes land, rather than explaining them and re-telling the joke 3 more times after the punchline. The begging for applause was particularly awful. The piano added nothing, but somehow got the biggest cheer of the night. And the editing on the video was pretty bad too. Overall, one of the worst videos I've seen on Dry Bar.

[@dannyr333]

Dang I mean totally get what ur saying that he asked for applause but that's him... I feel like he isnt performing he just being himself... like remember he says he likes to have conversations after the show... I bet or could be wrong but if you watched this bit through the eyes of him just standing up there and everyone was his natural family he could say anything and you would think hes being cool and laid back himself... I mean I liked this dude so maybe I'm defending him but I do get where coming from... Peace

[@reneegilbert2544]

Jokes were ok, his delivery was off. Everytime I was ready to give up on him he drew me back in with the next joke.

[@Liz-in8lu]

This comedy or just him telling his life stories. So boring and the cadence is off for me.