Alligator Boys. Shayne Smith - Full Special

[@w.a.k.3692]

Shayne has definitely undeniably been one of Dry Bars most iconic, notable and not to mention VIRAL comics. He deserves success and I wish him the best.

[@Badger1776]

100%

[@Av3rse5309]

See my earlier comment and back him up. I'm with you.

[@rendajones7368]

Absolutely!!!!!!!!

[@christophergreen2328]

I've watched several of his specials multiple times and have laughed so hard every time

[@maphoid]

Yeah he’s amazing, listen to the laughs! The crowd is crazy!

[@KP-no9hb]

“Oh so Pam left and you just snapped?!” 😆

[@EchotaisHealing]

This was NOT long enough! Shayne is always so funny, he is such a great storyteller.

[@willpayne7726]

Couldn't agree more.

[@lindsaychambless9815]

@@willpayne7726 I agree

[@HussyHarryet]

You need to listen to his podcasts!

[@bobbobert9473]

He's definitely not long enough. Its why he talks about how tough he used to be and has all those tattoos.

[@Incandescentiron]

Shane's ability to stretch a headline into a long hilarious story is amazing.

[@soul.stealing.lifting]

He said he bought and read the article.

[@kiraweaver8039]

"I hit that deer like my step dad was riding it" can't breathe 🤣🤣☠

[@cheepymcpeepy]

"Nobody likes you, Joe!!!!"

[@onelove5095]

McKayla Simpson smells Octavia Morales thong...

[@randomgamer4458]

@@onelove5095 what the fu

[@lucydiamonds3878]

Do you ride a horse and the alligator throws you??

[@annap7678]

The Australian Shepherd, with every good intention, probably tried to herd the deer. It’s what they do. And the deer did not like it.

[@js78910]

Shane is a wonderful comedian. You know a comic is great when they can truly crush with clean material.

[@USRM1810]

Crushed it harder than the deer

[@FancyUnicorn]

Idk about clean 👖

[@heavnxbound]

@@FancyUnicorn Good point.

[@TheRepublicOfJohn]

Shayne is a top 5 stand-up comic, and the fact that he can work clean when required is so technically impressive. Buddy checks all the boxes.

[@MsObeyy]

he really does

[@DudeEM]

Clean comedic material, got it. Poop in pants otherwise….nope. 😂

[@lorismiley]

I love how he tells funny stories rather than give a bunch of one liners!! Top notch and i wish he was my neighbor! 😂😂can you imagine the daily stories??!!!

[@angrybob8126]

He is definitely not too 5 but he is goos

[@DudeMan-xs3db]

Top 5? So I guess you don’t know any other comics?

[@powersurge7]

We need Netflix special for Shayne Smith.

[@sweetmissypetuniawilson9206]

I'm not getting Netflix for nobody!

[@cadenbariekman8851]

@@sweetmissypetuniawilson9206 what’s wrong with Netflix besides them taking family guy and more than half of the good shows that used to be on there off? I don’t think you should either.

[@sweetmissypetuniawilson9206]

Eddie?

[@JacobTyler1776]

He doesn't make enough references to vaginas or wear tight enough leather to be "good enough" for Netflix.

[@powersurge7]

@@JacobTyler1776 hahaha,... okay.. I've seen far worse in netflix.. I hope he gets a special

[@anthonyfregoso1204]

I love how he says "a grown man, with a driver's license". He is one of the most underrated comedians of there. I love that he can do clean comedy like this. So personal.

[@trading4waves]

i blew up when he said that too. so outta left field, but right on the mark

[@jesseclark7105]

That line always gets me, along with "just CLOBBERS a deer, for NO REASON."

[@bobbobert9473]

No. Nope. He's WAY OVERRATED. This guy sucks balls. All social platitues, no clever set ups. He's trash.

[@dfdemt]

“Places have more money than someones”. 😂 Best line of the special.

[@me_for_real8577]

Maybe the best scripted line, but “I’ve been pooping my pants for 32 years” is my favorite.

[@themostdiabolicalhater5986]

@@me_for_real8577 you’re extremely gullible if you think that wasn’t intentional

[@amusedapple4933]

@@themostdiabolicalhater5986it’s not unreasonable to assume.

[@jimbubbatube]

When I was a kid, I remember listening to Eddie Murphy’s Delirious album over and over again. No other comedian has inspired me to listen to the same special over and over again, until Shayne Smith. Brilliantly crafted stories! I can’t wait to see him live.

[@NativeOfTheLand97]

Check out his podcast cowboy boys. Its not clean like dry bar but its a frickin gem

[@gmonay2k]

That doesn’t set expectations high at all. 😂

[@theboogeyman9813]

Check out Andrew Schultz’s Crowdwork Special

[@ivanadriazola1991]

Me too, check "bike locks should be illegal" also from dry bar, its another one that Ive been listening to sporadically.

[@RobHowell1]

No you did not 😂😂😂😂😂

[@jasonalegg]

Worked with this guy years ago in Salt Lake City. Always a great guy. Love to see him thriving!

[@cameronsnyder1246]

That is awesome! He just filmed another special for Dry Bar last week!

[@MesaGuitarGuy]

I laughed so hard. I'm glad they didn't cut out the part he wanted to have cut.

[@johnsmith8981]

Which part?

[@UncalibratedAimbot]

​@@johnsmith8981 The part around the 27 minute mark

[@sweetmissypetuniawilson9206]

I'mma have to agree!! 😂🤣😂🤣😂🤣😂 I've been pooping my pants for 32 years! 😂🤣😂🤣😂🤣😂

[@jillianholderfield1295]

I don’t think they could have. If they did, it would’ve been him normally flipping to him laughing so much he almost falls. It would’ve been obvious that they took something out.

[@weetzybat]

Why did he want it cut?

[@animatedaboutlife]

"He didn't even take the time to build a relationship with it!" Lol why is shayne me. Exactly the things I'm thinking about. 🤣

[@gronkgrunk]

Shayne's delivery is killer! Crying + stomach hurts now 😂

[@faiththomas1749]

@gronkgrunk the ugly cry , when you laugh so hard you start crying

[@dbandfriends]

The deer story with the family. Real tears. I have not laughed this hard in a long. Time. 🤣👏🏽👏🏽👏🏽👏🏽👏🏽

[@madhavendranegi7949]

"I didn't poop my pants freestyle for the love of the game ...... I had a reason" - the man the myth the legend

[@patrickhandyside9490]

This guy is the first comic in years that has made me laugh out loud. I am sitting alone at home howling out loud. I thought the last one I watched was good but this really made me love dry bar comedy more than any other. I hope this guy gets huge because he deserves it!

[@williamdowling7718]

Idk how I went so long without hearing if this dude... But he's awesome and I wanna watch all of it. Great timing and pacing, just enough self laughing to sell a point without being obnoxious. And the ability to turn one story into an entire set is amazing. Protracted stories are my favorite kind of standup set, especially when several tangents are followed just long enough to kind of make you forget what the main story was. Shayne is really good at digressing back to the topic in a funny way. Good stuff.😊

[@jerikeeley1361]

48 year-old Mormon mother of 8 here. You're basically one of the only people keeping me together through this stupid pandemic. Thank you so much! I love your comedy 😂

[@vranimirvranov4082]

Why do you need to mention you're Mormon? You must be fun at parties

[@AA-wc3tw]

@@vranimirvranov4082 For some people, their religion (and being a parent) is their whole identity.

[@Fctsdntcarebouturfeelings]

​@@AA-wc3twok, it seems to be the norm today, for some reason, EVERYONE mentions their "identity"! It doesn't make sense but there you go. Deal with it.

[@gmy33]

​@@vranimirvranov4082for me its good .. I learned something ..

[@judyllewellyn2040]

Shane is one of my favorite comics. He is so funny I start to laugh when I hear his voice say "alligator". I would love to see him in person or hear more of his material.

[@ivancruz5407]

SHAYNE IS A BEAST,HE KILLED THIS SPECIAL AND HE HAD ME CRYING AND OUT OF BREATH,OMG THIS GUY IS AWESOME, THANK YOU DRY BAR.

[@nb7524]

Okay….. he is HILARIOUS!!!🤣🤣🤣🤣 My husband and I would happily pay to see him in person! Thank you for having him Dry Comedy Bar!😁👍🏽

[@cUser691]

@N B Agree- his content + delivery is next level. His storytelling skill is awesome. We’d pay too to see him in Chicago.

[@dtschuor459]

@@cUser691 I think I might drive the 200 miles to Chicago to see him live. He is hilarious. I rarely find things funny enough to actually laugh out loud…and I have been laughing nonstop , despite having heard the alligator story before. 🥰

[@morganseppy5180]

So sad he's not coming here

[@adamritchey4209]

I've watched this special like 50 times and laugh every time. He has the best delivery for his stories/jokes. Would love to see him live sometime.

[@timeisstandingstillforme]

You are soooo funny! I was still laughing my butt off about the kid stuck in the claw machine joke ten minutes later. Thank you for making me laugh!

[@Radiatoron88]

I live here now. I have all the prizes!

[@66Sixxy]

Weird thing is, he got me thinking about my oldest child, now 30. She was sooooo the kid who definitely would have crawled into the claw machine had it crossed her mind. She was, & still is, a tiny little thing too. I told her & she totally agrees.

[@nospam3327]

"She's from Florida, so she's not afraid of death or whatever" is objectively the best line. 🤣🤣🤣

[@punkyreggaeparty8786]

One of the most rewatchable comedians on Dry Bar. Absolutely laugh out loud hysterical.🤣😂🤣😂

[@beatricebongiovanni2307]

The best storyteller, he captures you, he could talk about his groceries and still be funny, one of the best!

[@willpayne7726]

Such a great special! Can't wait to see more from Shayne.

[@772amanda237]

He actually just put a video out 2 months ago on his own channel!

[@BrandonBurch]

I've watched this special I don't know how many times, but I love this so much.

[@sabinrawr]

If that "I've been pooping my pants for 32 years" slip-up wasn't accidental, it was genius. If it was accidental, it should become a permanent part of the bit. I died lol.

[@Xiy114]

Me too

[@jordynroberts8753]

I cannot express how excited I am to see this new Shayne content coming out recently! Hope it continues!

[@tonyacosta4574]

U r gorgeous

[@Jen-zz7nv]

I don't think I've laughed this hard in years! Love this guy!

[@jessicatatum2869]

I love this guy , he's hilarious, the personality and the look, with his comedy is perfect

[@wowjaina]

This never gets old, I'm always on the floor wheezing by the end 🤣🤣🤣

[@GF-nm1cl]

As a Floridian I'm not surprised at all,.I've seen this whole story play out (minus the robbery, but including the alligator going through the drive thru window)

[@jennifernordberg-rj8im]

My husband and I drove 5 hours, one way, across Wisconsin to see Shayne Smith. Made a weekend trip of it. Totally worth it!!!

[@blazingdance3612]

Shayne's stories are seriously the best! I never heard stories that are as crazy as his are and that makes him so much funnier! He is just so casual in the funniest ways about expressing them. So far, the one comedian who has me laughing all the way! He needs more specials!

[@omarhussein738]

Omg I have been crying through this whole routine. This guy is sooooooooooooooo funny

[@ThinkOnerandProdigy]

This is one of the funniest specials i've ever seen. Give him all the money!

[@kiitaclyzm]

Shayne's one of my favorites, seems like such a cool guy

[@theautumnalcyclist7629]

Shayne's gift for telling a story is fantastic, I'm from the UK and comedy doesn't always travel well. This guy has me in stitches ever since I Angry Anton...

[@K.A.TaylorWoodworking]

His understanding of how to work a crowd and use the microphone to illustrate a barrier or distance is incredible

[@andrewkelly6828]

Man, I usually avoid clean comedy for some reason, but this guy just absolutely kills. I can't stop laughing long enough to notice he's not swearing.

[@kimfernandez330]

My favorite dry bar comic!! I’ve heard the alligator 🐊 bit several times but I still laughed so hard

[@u4ea-841]

Aahhhb yes! I've been waiting so long for this to be released! So, I've been killing time hanging with Anton

[@jasonh6919]

Hello, wonderful person!

[@mikschubbycheeks1407]

We need more of him here at Dry Bar! This felt kinda short, we hope to see longer specials for Shayne. He's dope.

[@azrigal87]

That breakdown of the deer story and the family tho 🤣🤣

[@chrisclark165]

When he circled back around to every joke he made one after the other and had everyone laughing was incredible. Fantastic way to connect all details of the story and have everyone cracking up. That was masterful. Keep going!!❤

[@markmorris2517]

I have rewatched this (my favorite Dry Bar routine) so many times and it cracks me up everytime! Fantastic storyteller. Thanks for the great clean comedy!

[@abbielexington7849]

We need a news app that covers Florida man ONLY, these Florida stories are gold.

[@Norikoavalon96]

Might be a lucrative business idea for you.

[@RomulusA]

It’s an unintended consequence of Florida’s sunshine laws. Police departments are required to disclose arrests to the public, so lazy reporters just comb through them for interesting stories.

[@JustAcommenter29]

By far, the best Dry Bar comic. His delivery is perfection.

[@jamesmcguire9155]

Shayne Smith is Comedy Gold. Thumbs up if your ribs hurt from laughing so hard watching this. outstanding performance!

[@irynpatience]

He almost killed the crowd with laughter. This was hilarious

[@misternull4753]

Doing better with the crowd than with the deer...

[@Designsy-wl9nr]

Perfect blend of comedic outrage, great stories, and poop jokes!

[@wolfhodgkinson6866]

Definitely need to do another show, Shayne. I have watched this three times and laughed my butt off every time.

[@caseyparchman8633]

This guy is instantly one of my top 3 comedians

[@quinnieschannel8003]

What a character, Shayne represents all the outliers of the world rockin' it in true badass fashion. Someone needs to make a documentary movie of this man's life and or book with Shayne narrating the audio version seriously! He would make an awesome history college professor , some college needs to be the first to give him an honorary degree. Some of my most memorable teachers are the G.O.A.T. because of their sense of humor! How many of us would pay to take a class if Professor Shayne Smith was teaching it?! Raise your hand! 🙌

[@robintaylor321]

One of my favorites! I have the biggest crush on this guy. Happy that he isn’t stabbing folx anymore. He still kills though.

[@sportsboyjon]

Shayne is a top notch story teller! Very animated and paints such a great image. The deer story and the cerebral palsy one are just fkn wild!

[@JLynn72788]

He's the only one I've watched multiple times. Ever since his first appearance, I'd been hooked!

[@porfiriodiazcarrillo7551]

when i saw him walk in with his FunHouse merch i thought: "man!! Laurence had it rough this last couple years!!"

[@corneliusarmstrong5018]

Scrolled through comments till I found someone mention the shirt

[@reaperkollyns6495]

So excited! Classic. I can't look at Wendy's the same ever again.

[@esmewitch]

This video comes up every few months on my timeline. I'm delighted each time, and watch each time. and laugh just as much each time. 😂

[@xXOFrannieOXx]

Ive never had so much fun cleaning my house. Dude is hilarious and i had to stop many times to catch my breath. Thx so much

[@XanderHage]

He didn't even curse right? For "that guy." Wow. Best special I've seen in a long time. Hats off to you Shayne. Great comeback!

[@ZapDash]

I'm so glad this full special is finally out! Shayne is the best!

[@erikbrantly4015]

I love how he's never actually "minding his own business". This guy is a great comedic storyteller.

[@1TheMelonhead]

One of the funniest comedians I’ve ever seen this was awesome

[@Meganmama]

Omg, I’m watching this while trying to put makeup on my face. It’s not going well. 😂😂😂

[@DinosaurSpiders]

Your hair, your glasses, your tattoos, your clothes, Shayne, you are a beautiful and entertaining amalgam. Your material and delivery amuses the hell out of me

[@jameshudman403]

" We're gonna cut that part out. " But they didn't. 😂 😆

[@KaiLucasZachary]

pretty sure that was part of his routine...

[@RCMartin27107]

Dry Bar has the BEST comedians, period. But Shayne is the King of Dry Bar. PERIOD!

[@002wpatrick]

Laughed the whole way through...he is funny, and I am very hard to please when it comes to comedy! He's going to make it to the top!

[@lusterwings]

This guy turned my day around and now I'm happy and smiling. I wish to thank him for making us all laugh.

[@shaec3405]

He's my son's favorite. We watch this over and over. He's 9. Lol.

[@silvergray2345]

I don't know how many times that I've watched this but wow!!! Too funny! Thanks Shayne👏🏽👏🏽👏🏽👏🏽👏🏽👏🏽👏🏽👏🏽👏🏽👏🏽👏🏽

[@erixouther]

Great crowd, they were here for it! Makes the special even better.

[@katherinec6031]

His delivery is incredible 😂

[@shirleymoore1596]

This guy is hilarious and brilliant! Laughed so hard I cried. When he said "a grown man with a driver's license", that was the icing on the cake.

[@DeltaDawn22]

Bravo! 👏👏 And I live in Florida and I remember seeing the Alligator thrown on the News! Funniest thing ever! 😂

[@krystal625]

Love him so much. He has so much energy and great material. I laughed out loud watching this by myself

[@deeznotes1359]

Shayne is one of my favorite comedians and This set is exactly why!

[@bryanjensen5357]

You are the visual reason as to why it is a good reason to not judge a book by it's cover! Keep up the great work tatto neck!!ol

[@mysteroads5598]

Oh lordie... I laughed so hard I cried. I was supposed to be asleep fifteen minutes ago, but I had to finish

[@someAholeComment]

I'll never understand why this guy isn't huge already. How does he not have a special yet?!

[@simgirl118]

The "I need to worry about what I look like when I'm older? You need to worry about what you look like right now." Bit sent me. Oh my gosh, I needed that laugh

[@pedrohernandez287]

I’ve seen this before and still laughing out loud!!!🤣🤣🤠

[@brandonhale698]

Absolutely one of the funniest specials I've ever listened to. Get this man a Netflix special, pronto. My sides hurt.

[@UKinQ8Gaming]

I remeber this guy. He is class. The school trip sketch was outstanding.

[@ejyounggun08]

So many times I was crying from laughing so hard. Dude killed this.

[@goldeneagle2066]

The blunder. "I've been pooping my pants for 32 years" had me dying.

[@satsumamocha9843]

the hysterical " he palmS AN ALLIGATOR?!!!?!" kills me every time

[@NovaLeeNation1687]

This guy made me belly laugh so hard! He’s super talented and I love that his content is clean but still hits the spot. That’s real skill!

[@angelreynolds8783]

Definitely one of the best comedians out there, and I can listen to him in front of my kids❤❤ would love to see more of him

[@rowenatucker7983]

I have watched this one so many times, and it is still soooo funny.

[@aaronaustin7760]

This guy is an amazing storyteller.

[@StoneAquatics]

Is this the same special I’ve seen reposted constantly ? Yes yes it is

[@johnsmith8981]

Lol right? Everybody is here talking about how excited they are for this finally to be posted and I'm just sitting here having a crazy cases deja vu. Like, literally every single drybar video intro for like a year was the alligator boys clip LMAO

[@jasonh6919]

Thanks, Covid!

[@integritystudiosinternatio5004]

A rerun ... posted as a new video. 😡😡

[@chaseholstein7083]

They posted clips...not the full special, until now...don't like it then don't watch and quit bitching.

[@rukijo]

Hmmmmm but you still watched and left a comment eh? Shuttup nerd

[@music4thesoul491]

This dude needs a netflix 2hr special. Cant stop laughing. Great story teller

[@Kokomadeta]

Shayne Smith is so funny! I loved his other Dry Bar specials.

[@lightofthejul]

I never get tired of this guy ! He is hysterical , his story telling snd his self deprecation and his timing is spot on ! One of my all time favorite stand ups ! 😂😂😂😂😂❤