Bike locks should be illegal. Kellen Erskine - Full Special

[@xmasterdipperxj4385]

This guy gives off chaotic neutral energy

[@787brx8]

It's the neutral ones that you have to worry about.

[@VictoriaSobocki]

787brx8 Why

[@duncanrobertson6472]

@@VictoriaSobocki unpredictable

[@Good_Hot_Chocolate]

We are perf-... actually no you're right. Look out for Chaotic Neutral especially.

[@proguyorigins]

DUDE YES!

[@leanmeangreenbeanmachine3347]

I’m glad that this is an actual routine and not just a 3 minute excerpt.

[@FriedTendi]

Right

[@2beJT]

Such a shame he had everyone yelling out random stuff for too long. The material seemed great.

[@archived-iron2343]

we need more of these

[@laurenescarcha3246]

Green Bean has the best screen name

[@stephenkohl9789]

yes

[@kirov830]

when the audience laughs he looks like he is being sang a birthday song.

[@yeetuslefetus9465]

Wtf is your profile pic

[@bigchief939]

@@yeetuslefetus9465 Just a man and his bathtub AR you clementine

[@zeke2048]

MoistBeens wtf is that pfp, I don’t know how I feel about it

[@groovywombat]

Sung

[@nem-ef]

this couldnt be more true

[@rockreader4298]

"Dry humor" is my favorite kind of comedy. Kellen delivering very original, dry humor in (appropriately) a dry bar. The bit about a bike lock and Baskin Robins was hilarious, then every joke after that just got funnier. I thoroughly enjoyed this, couldn't stop laughing. Thanks, Kellen Erskine for the short vacation and Thank you Dry Bar Comedy, for featuring him.

[@CosmicCourtOfLaw]

I think he gave us some ideas with bike locks! 😁

[@viktoriahart3627]

(Dry)^2 humor Dry squared. Yes!

[@kidkique]

what's 'dry' humor? humor on antihistamines? how is this 'dry'?

[@user-xi4gt4mb8u]

A lot of comedians can say funny things and evoke a laugh, but there's something so innately funny and original about the concept of putting a bike lock on someone else's bike that tells me this man has that real natural funny bone

[@appa609]

It's not that original. He probably saw someone do it.

[@rubyy.7374]

Bill Kong He’s probably done it.

[@mikeyfreeman5776]

@@rubyy.7374 You haven't?

[@neolord1215]

@@mikeyfreeman5776 you're a danger to society as a whole.

[@diobrando9685]

It is not that original. I saw other people do that joke too. That does not mean that he or the other people stole it, but it is not too hard to come up with especially this joke. Kinda like almost anybody can come up with a joke about washingmachines eating socks like Seinfeld did.

[@JN-dj7do]

Wow, never heard 100% original material that last 30 minutes. This guy is destined for greatness

[@get6149]

His voice will be his limmiting factor

[@austin3665]

Look at Bert Kreischer for funny original content as well

[@Fedico7000]

Count for the pausing

[@BizVlogs]

Yes. Except for the one joke about amazon-shopping at best buy, I've heard that a million times

[@user-xz6pz6ll6d]

The maroon 5 joke was a recycled joke about Kanye West from like 8 years ago

[@preston4815]

“You could just walk by the Baskin Robbins and be like ‘Pfft, you’re closed.’”

[@jacobsan]

Gotta try that

[@lescobrandon8443]

@@jacobsan You know you could get arrested for that, right?

[@baron17]

I would change the delivery. "Are you guys opened?" "Yes!" "I highly doubt so."

[@funy0n583]

wow dude you really just put subtitles in the comments good job

[@Certifier]

Ah, I see you watched the video too.

[@kuromiloveu]

He’s like the human embodiment of a house cat. I love his comedy it’s so funny.

[@bajaborracho9139]

That's a pretty good analogy!

[@willgarlick7734]

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[@patmaurer8541]

You're right! 😂 Totally a cat person 😊

[@-LightSmit]

Wow excellent 🤘

[@carolynlewis5623]

Perfect analogy

[@Ancienregime8090]

This man is just unique with his jokes. The fact that you can close a store with a bike lock or take someone's grocery cart is something so easily is just innately funny.

[@criztu]

He's in the vein of George Carlin with his "looking at a pillow with one eye closed" or "you ever walked down the stairs and thought there's one more step, but there wasn't?"

[@Jarmezrocks]

@@criztu you look so stupid when you nearly trip over your own feet. I just tell myself I'm the Schadenfreude to give people something to laugh at.

[@beemo9]

You might like Steven Wright and Mitch Hedberg

[@thehighpriestess978]

@@criztu very much so. In fact George Carlin did " other peoples carts". I think it was on the Class Clown album.

[@mitchellmcglamry2074]

@@beemo9 Mitch Hedberg is the GOAT

[@bensonbrett30]

"How about the bears?" "Wooooo!!!" "Wow...That guy thinks high school mattered." Excellent timing!

[@TheNormExperience]

I’m still sad no one in the audience went to UC Santa Cruz. The Banana Slugs has to be the only example of a college mascot showing how little they give a sh*t about athletics, and I absolutely love that. My brother joined the ‘Banana Slug Track Team’ just to give me the free t-shirt. He got access to a free track, and I finally got a shirt that realistically reflects how fast I run. My high school PE teacher was the only one nonplussed by it. But what else do you expect from a middle-aged guy who paints his entire face like a tiger every Friday night unironically?

[@voiceofwisdom3408]

Where I live we have three high schools. The Bruins, the Trojans, and the Kewpies (their mascot is a naked baby).

[@voiceofwisdom3408]

Do you know where Sam Walton went to high school?

[@jenynz5334]

Mine was the Bearcats. To this day I don't know if that's a real animal, and I still don't care.

[@Interdacted]

Mine was just our couch yelling at us to win

[@deegeeas6644]

He's monotonous voice and his jokes. Priceless...

[@susanpremo8068]

Monotone

[@gilph3]

His deadpan demeanor really hits it out of the park

[@vincentjames7210]

He's got that Demetri Martin quirkiness

[@tomsmarkovs1946]

at 1.25 speed he sounds normal

[@emmanuelreynoso5770]

@@tomsmarkovs1946 Oh God it does.

[@SWBStX]

I've actually had my full shopping cart stolen from me while waiting at the deli twice recently. I blame Kellen entirely

[@jamesmcinnis208]

"actually"

[@vincedibona4687]

Sorry 'bout that.

[@whirlhoof5117]

😂😂😂 that's awesome 😜 Sorry but that is at least a little funny ☺

[@JessicaL085]

Dude, you didn't learn the first time? 😆 never walk away from your cart. If I see an abandoned cart blocking an isle, I'm putting it 2 rows over. 🤣

[@jamesmcinnis208]

@@JessicaL085 Emerald or British?

[@hornedlobster]

This guy needs a netflix special. Great material and great riffs with the audience.

[@dewdop]

No

[@AdfasSSBM]

@@dewdop Thanks for sharing!

[@dewdop]

@@AdfasSSBM naturally m8

[@Uouttooo]

I thought they paid for the special and got money back if the special sold well.

[@dewdop]

@@Uouttooo I'm just saying, screw Netflix/Brand(tm).

[@maryofbears6252]

This man exudes the calmest chaotic energy I have ever seen, and I deeply respect that.

[@mads_fairy1]

Chaotic Neutral

[@PistonDriven]

That's the exact phrasing I was looking for..! Kudos..

[@elliott614]

xanax?

[@yunggoblin2695]

Ok band kid

[@maryofbears6252]

@@yunggoblin2695 .... explain please XD?

[@timermech]

This guy is so good. Really deserves recognition. Interaction with the audience is comedy GOLD.

[@havanaradio]

hes like if an advanced ai doing stand up...

[@Warbaman]

I thought he was good but every time he interacted with the crowd was not funny at all and like a beginner whos never done audience participation

[@oodlynoodly9148]

Warbaman idk I liked it but oh well

[@Dravis0101]

i was just going to say this, how is this dude NOT doing this professionally?

[@RicoCosta317]

His timing and understated delivery were impeccable, his improv skills when he worked the audience were impressive and every joke landed. I mean I actually replay the baby monitor joke three and four times like a song I really like. One of the best sets I've seen by any comedian ever.

[@lmichelle80sbaby]

This was soo funny! Have you ever seen Shayne Smith's 'alligator' story on Dry Bar? You'd prob like that one too!!

[@RicoCosta317]

@@lmichelle80sbaby I will definitely check that out!

[@wrAIth-AI]

I've finally seen the face that belongs to the voice in the back of my head.

[@leviswenson2367]

I agree

[@non-binarynerdtrash7729]

Lmao same

[@mikecranapple8878]

That's brilliant.

[@EnjunJo3]

Breh. . .

[@redjasper1100]

AMEN!!!!

[@claudedossantos3302]

The pure chaos this man gives off is insane.

[@IAmNotYourProblem]

He truly would just watch the world burn. And he would be bored of it

[@diligentsun1154]

deadly accurate description.

[@NemesisConfirmed]

He's just a cat.

[@x-mess]

He reminds me of those "mayhem" commercials

[@absolutelybagel2218]

I love how his voice is insanely monotone but his face shows so much emotions

[@henrydouglas3284]

N64M4y2h 5

[@samcegler470]

I almost liked this but 69 likes

[@teaguejelinek4038]

@@samcegler470 huh?

[@turqoiseillinois9955]

Hey you are Pepe.

[@_RobBanks]

Has hardly any facial expression

[@frankdehaan3980]

This is the quiet guy at the party who rips the whole room apart with 1 line when there is a moment of silence, love his humor 😂

[@shirleyclemmer3299]

That was my husband. We would think he was napping. We’re all trying to be very clever and funny. He’d come out with the one-liner that killed.

[@thatguycarlos]

A master class in how to deal with an audience response that isn't expected.

[@jschnei3]

He spent four minutes just working the audience between his expensive granola joke and his valentines day joke

[@amalyahelizabeth5470]

There ya go buckaroo

[@user-tj5yg5pk8v]

He handled that flawlessly

[@bryan0x05]

Think Steve is better

[@beasticle1199]

I think he put it best: "A comedy obstacle course."

[@nikku1166]

this guys is legit. love a comedian that's super funny without swearing or telling sex or race jokes the whole time. not that i don't like that kind of comedy too, i just think it's so much harder to make "clean" comedy funny. but Kellen kills it easy without resorting to the usual way to get crowd reactions.

[@user-qs6lh2vd6x]

I agree 100% with that entire statement.

[@kiwipalace]

thats why i appreciate dry bar. this channel genuinely refreshing

[@weaponxjediofthelinkueicla6445]

Yeah first time hearing this guy but yeah a fresh breath of originality, already like him more than 85 percent of comedians

[@stuart1001]

Agree, I have the same perspective with hip hop. Take out profanity and the n word. What does that leave you? With not much content at all. That's how I distinguish talented from non talented.

[@giacomootto4857]

Ok boomer

[@2HellWUtube]

He actually had the balls to ask a question to the audience. That means he has to improvise. Not a lot of comedians would do that.

[@brianwalendy3735]

@@TMinusRecords idk he's riffing on a comment that seemed fairly random, while still using it as a bridge to his joke. Kinda seems like a success to me.

[@terrydriggers5217]

@@TMinusRecords anyone can tell endless scripted jokes. Anyone.

[@watchspotting]

Well yeah but most of the time I imagine comedians hire people to sit in the audience and give a predetermined answer the comedian can write a joke about. I was watching a Jimmy Carr special and someone said they were afraid of spiders. Jimmy followed it up with a picture on the screen of someone who had been killed by a spider, and the spider was right next to the person in the picture. How would he have known to put that picture in the slideshow if the answer to his question. was random?

[@JustinShaedo]

... There's a clear point where he doesn't get the answer he needs and just says so and does his line anyway ('what did you do for Valentines? ') .... Clearly he's a comedy genius but maybe watch what happens again?

[@abijo5052]

@@terrydriggers5217 Yes but not so that it's actually funny. Plus comedians write their own material (apart from Amy Schumer), so I don't really get your point.

[@endrankluvsda4loko172]

Dry Bar has a ton of acts I love, but I've watched this one several times and laugh all the way through it every time. This is one of the best stand-up acts I've ever seen. The pacing, the jokes, everything about this is perfect.

[@xyzct]

What I appreciate is how authentic and heartfelt the audience's laughter is.

[@emilydurkee8664]

Drybar has pretty good audiences but this one really loved him

[@sciencenate]

Emily Durkee why didn’t you just agree with him? It’s like you corrected him to say the same thing he did...

[@yep_2431]

And recorded.

[@ericjennings7583]

@Nate Hill, Emily Duke just said what xyzct said.

[@listenlearnlovelinkup6253]

So we got two people in this thread disagreeing with someone’s choice to agree with someone. You just said, “I disagree with your agreement.” Guess what? No one fsking cares what you think!!! Geeze the irony.

[@papertwo609]

Let’s just admire how at one point he could say anything and the audience would burst out in laughter

[@dudebro8811]

Once you get them going its hard to shut them down.

[@basillah7650]

because they want to pretend to be smart to get the jokes lol.

[@Jay_Sullivan]

@@basillah7650 , almost all of his jokes are very simple. It's quite believable that they were all understood.

[@MissAmesha]

@@basillah7650 OOOR he's like, idk, actually funny

[@Scarletraven87]

It's a brain mechanism.

[@natedicamillo3440]

He's so good the audience's laugh becomes annoying. Lol

[@travisera1]

The audience participation and the comedian playing off of the were the best parts.

[@AMH79]

it's the cackles that are annoying. That and they need to tone down the high frequencies of the video it would mute down the dude and the chick.

[@aussieas.9296]

Turn your phone down ...👌

[@noland5345]

Nate DiCamillo I honestly think it’s fake I’m not even laughing like there laughing at shity jokes like tf oranges cones tf

[@lotusauer4785]

Not even half way through and I’m right there with ya

[@RicoBurghFan]

Lord the baby monitor joke , absolutely priceless. I haven't laughed that hard in a long time 🤣🤣🤣

[@oliversamsanderson2372]

he has this energy that makes you feel like he's coming up with every joke just before the audience stops laughing

[@CleverGirlAAH]

@@jessebensen3569 It's Mitch's deadpan, but Seinfeld's setups.

[@AFreakishFarmerMC]

I laughed at this comment

[@oliversamsanderson2372]

@@AFreakishFarmerMC I'm glad

[@jacobl6714]

@@jessebensen3569 Yasss. I miss him so much and I've always been saddened that he never got to live out his career and potential, same with geraldo and ralphie may etc. Your comment really cemented to me why I like him so much, it's definitely that big Mitch energy E>

[@Anuskasv0]

Never heard of this guy before and now he's one of my favorite comedians.

[@andrewgates9333]

He is from around San Jose, CA.

[@andreamaiorana8490]

Same here

[@willgarlick7734]

Same tho!

[@arnbrandy]

It's amazing how well he can react to feedback from the audience. Most comedians could not think that fast about the divorce or high school team name responses.

[@joshuaclark9425]

You think he was quick on his feet after the divorce comment?

[@staceymenheart8353]

This guy is hilarious but he isn't nearly the quickest if you want a quick comedian who doesn't even have sets he just interacts and riffs the audience then check out Andrew Schultz

[@uncletacosupreme7023]

I love a lot of dry bar shows. But this one has remained my favorite. Its timeless.

[@natheannzbar7925]

"you can shave your legs faster if your arms are shaved" that was good 😆

[@stephenstrang590]

I didn't understand that.

[@justsomeguy5470]

@@stephenstrang590 it's a joke about air resistance

[@BeyondMillennium]

It was my favorite joke lol

[@Arendill]

That one had me ROFLMAO for a while

[@lucybecker8985]

Would you be able to shave your arms faster if you got your hands shaved tho???

[@emmaporterukulele]

His eyes show that this man has seen the depths of the universe and was not amused

[@158-i6z]

GOD: "and now, my son, I will show you the meaning of life." This guy: "okay, sure."

[@Imgonnakmsstg]

Ugh fine

[@colincraft2765]

Jesus is the meaning of life. ✝️

[@debarshidas8072]

@@colincraft2765 Seems pretty anticlimactic to have one word as the meaning of life.

[@colincraft2765]

@@debarshidas8072 It doesn't make sense until you get to know Jesus for yourself. If I could explain it with words, I would, but I can't find any that work. I can just point you to Jesus, who can explain.

[@ataylor4489]

"You can shave your legs faster if your arms are shaved." 😂

[@joethestrat]

That one got me good lmfao

[@mikestepp9403]

I like that 1 too

[@a_micro_world]

but can you shave your arms faster if your legs are shaved?

[@pctechquickie2561]

shaves off another 2 minutes

[@Exarhadsgfds]

I don't get it... Explain pls?

[@rommierox]

Thanks!

[@themightysquid]

“Celebrated divorce” “Let’s dig into this.” - Brilliant!

[@robertgoss4842]

How true!

[@davidschmidt6013]

"A comedian is not a man who says funny things, a comedian is a man who says things funny." --Mark Twain This guy is exactly that.

[@TheGadileck]

Exactly!! Delivery is everything.

[@hanzflackshnack1158]

Wanted to find the quote for context. Is the real joke that Ed Wynn wrote this and Twain was just the first author you could think of?

[@djones1770]

I think a lot of comedians might take issue with that just cause it sounds like their material doesn’t matter, which is definitely not the case. But I get what he’s saying, you definitely need both material and delivery

[@SkylarGlider]

I agree

[@kathcasey2090]

His comedic timing is impeccable! Especially when interacting with the audience.

[@maddie9602]

It sounds like "celebrate divorce" as a Valentine's Day activity legitimately threw him for a loop. Took a moment for him to get his rhythm back.

[@JasminMiettunen]

Applemoose I'm pretty sure it wasn't, it was just his way of working through the situation organically instead of trying to ignore it. There was nothing to allude to gold-digging.

[@maxwellschultz4784]

@@JasminMiettunen Nothing to allude to gold digging...except the lady's comment.

[@kirstenbaisner215]

ethreldur TOO FUNNY lol

[@lemaygaming6952]

@@maxwellschultz4784 I figured she was celebrating getting out of a bad or abusive marriage.

[@LadyVoldemort]

But his loop is still funny and I laughed at every small uneasiness in his limited gestures. I think he's brilliant!

[@UldisBiz]

Re-watching this multiple times. One of my all time favourite standup specials.

[@Dattdudebadd1]

His cadence is interesting. He sometimes cuts jokes down to the point that he even skips words but it still works.

[@brenttanner9889]

He reminds me a lot of Steven Wright. Similar delivery but in his own fashion and without ripping Steven Wright off.

[@atuvelman]

@@brenttanner9889 Reminds me of Jeselnik a little bit too

[@TheSighphiguy]

@@atuvelman nah. Jeselnik just tries to shock you with how absurd what he is saying is. once youve seen 1 show, there is no need to see another.

[@shkrosse]

I love how he is just fighting back his own smile the whole time.

[@kucheriya1]

Where are all these great comedians coming from and how is dry bar finding them ? Loved your set and delivery style, simply superb.

[@mamalupine7604]

This guy is really above average 😂

[@earthling_parth]

This comedy set is forever etched in my mind. It's so original and a good set, whenever I think about original comedy material on YT, I search Bike locks should be illegal dry bar comedy from time to time. I love this set.

[@ryanmartin1810]

This guy is unbelievably sharp. He did an entire spontaneous comedy bit off the "celebrate divorce" comment and was fricken hilarious.

[@KD-rs6xx]

AND he really didn't say much while keeping the vibe up for several minutes....

[@IAmTheDoctor00]

I love the "next holiday" line it's just so perfect to the context.

[@ZenZill]

That WAS his joke though, he was waiting for someone to say something bad about Valentines Day, then roll with it. It's the magicians bait and switch.

[@unclenoob3062]

@@ZenZill Exactly, the give away is when he asks the crowd "what else" fishing for what he needs. It's an old trick but it checks out.

[@roxaskinghearts]

As a door knob you know people have been crushed by sliding doors actually crushed

[@jeffweaver955]

Everything he says is gold. His delivery is priceless.

[@ianalderson5133]

@@nill5217 I feel bad for anyone that has a social interaction with you

[@gombie72]

His improv is too good. seems to have anything lined up against the audience

[@vox2245]

*Amazon Prime*

[@jerielnunez3450]

“If you push hard enough, they disappear” This man is evil 😂

[@fritzwilhelm8258]

...but in the good way!

[@ExistentialIntrovert]

Imagine working on the other side of the fridge, the mess

[@alexanders2669]

Silent Skream I have no idea why I find that so hilarious

[@generalguy6211]

@Brice Manthei Well, there is no such thing as evil in itself. Evil people usually want good... for themselves. That's why chaotic evil is often seen as chaotic neutral.

[@kardiaclark8111]

So so good 😂

[@supermegaawesomeultragal7820]

Bro! This guy was so funny, my cheeks were hurting from how much I was laughing and smiling! I yelled with laughter at some and even genuinely applauded at one of his jokes! He's amazing! 🤣🤣🤣🤣👏🏼👏🏼👏🏼👏🏼👏🏼

[@monomeesh]

I've never seen a comedian use their audience like this. It shows how talented and genuinely funny he is!

[@kinnymane8593]

You’ve never seen a comedian do crowd work?

[@kaydenacorn5080]

Andrew schulz does good crowd work check him out

[@robertgoss4842]

Watch Paula Poundstone.

[@Ervinabrahamian]

@@kaydenacorn5080 Big Jay Oakerson's another crowd work master

[@johnedwardkerr7814]

"Of course, I love the syrup from Georgia. "

[@Guitarmaster7272]

The way he delivers is insane. It's incredibly subtle, but the design of the joke hits you like a truck. The Battleship bit is absolutely hilarious. "They should just call it number-letter. It's bingo with toys on it" So good.

[@k.y.6148]

Part of his success with crowd interaction is his slow delivery from the start. It gives him time to think and you don't notice the difference.

[@rapunzaln1]

Omg I was absolutely dying! 😂🤣

[@lynzybeast2555]

" I occasionally stand in ur baby's room and talk to him,," effin lol

[@saipuakivikaupias]

I laughed out loud on that one.

[@annikalund2329]

1:14 There is one man in the public laughing so infectious! I love it! And it was a good joke, about the orange cones. 😂😂😂

[@onstr]

asking the audience a question and then actually using what they gave you in such a way as the valentines question is masterful. Love his pace and timing.

[@steveflow1332]

Bruh really kept that divorce thing going Funny as hell

[@michaelkolber]

I thought it was a tad overdone

[@OrchidAlloy]

A bit loo long

[@lynzybeast2555]

"you didn't clap long enough for me to take a drink"

[@IAmNotYourProblem]

How rude of the audience to not spontaneously burst into applause long enough for the man to take a sip

[@ahmadmomenai1154]

That was a really clever bit and i dont deny that, but you can see him a moment before picking the bottle just holding it on the table waiting for the clapping to near the end to make that bit.

[@hildia5439]

I just love that delivery. dry, informational, deadpan, and insanely funny.

[@RAAAAAAAAHHHHH1111]

If you push those other milks far enough they just disappear

[@amyliaclenny1866]

Mix Zombo the grocery store workers nightmare customer 😵

[@mrgummygod]

That one really got me

[@weelo123123]

Why attack him like that man 😅😅😅😅😅

[@williamsharpnack5534]

So cool.

[@hhhhhhhhhhhh7846]

He sounds and looks like a math teacher

[@PureBeauty511]

I wouldn't be surprised if he is a math teacher. A lot of his jokes had numbers and statistics in them.

[@neilbradley9035]

Yeah I got funny highschool teacher vibes.

[@JonReremy]

He looks like he's going to interview a rapper while eating hot wings

[@stephanlasley5781]

Micah Stephens lmao I thought he was Sean for a sec too then I took a second look at him.

[@lynayahernandez]

He literally was a teacher.

[@sjnhelado]

This guy is so quick on his feet

[@ogopogoman4682]

He's just standing there.

[@Flower-kn8wg]

Ogopogo Man 😂

[@3nertia]

@@ogopogoman4682 BAZINGA!

[@mircat28]

No he isn't. He wasted invaluable material by doing nothing with the woman in the audience. Paula Poundstone can make an entire joke several minutes long ad libbing with the audience before ever getting back to her set material. This guy got nothing out of it.

[@Ryfinius]

Good for her. You should pick up her newest cassette tape at Woolworths.

[@chillvibes9022]

Laugh out loud with tears rolling down your face during the entire set funny. Kellen is my favorite comedian. His sarcasm let’s us see how hilarious everyday things are & is totally relatable. His delivery, timing, and interaction and improv with the audience take stand up to the next level. Pure genius comedy gold. Can’t wait to see more from him.

[@mc_lolFig]

“Actually I don’t have a cordless phone, I just stand in your baby’s room and talk to him” 😂😂😂🤣🤣😂💀💀💀☠️☠️💀☠️

[@McKada]

m.c_l.o.l F: ig yasssssss perfect clap back😂😂😂😂

[@redArtemis316]

Least the baby is real

[@newperve]

What would have been great is if he said "... and I use two voices.".

[@looshkin66]

Someday, when the aliens land, they'll read your comment and decide our whole race to be retarded simply by your overuse and incomprehensible emoji usage.

[@7star7storm7]

@@looshkin66 mabye they wont make it that far and leave when they realise people choose names like "Tittyfish" 😎🐴👽😂🔥

[@cy8125]

I love how he moves from saying that leaving a cart in a parking spot is the "most selfish thing you can do", to telling us to take someone else's groceries that they have "gathered".

[@bonbonpony]

It's payback time :J

[@weebjeez]

@@bonbonpony Y'see that's a totally different concept to me. Like, rather than, "people are selfish, let's steal their groceries" to "I think leaving your shopping cart is selfish, and I take other people's gathered groceries. Like, his words are clearly indicating the former, but I can't help but think he's saying the latter. Even though I KNOW he's just being spiteful, in that example.

[@Jarmezrocks]

C'mon now you are being too literal

[@weebjeez]

@@Jarmezrocks Highly agree. But readign too much into something innocuous is fun.

[@Vann_Scale_Modeling]

His little half smile is so chaotic. It's like he's trying not to laugh, but also trying to resist the urge to just rip someone's arms off. I love it. Major middle school science teacher vibes.

[@johnedwardkerr7814]

I made my pregnant middle school science teacher cry. She asked why I was always late to her class, I said "because I hate your voice more than you hate your child." Wasn't even a good insult, she just cried for like an hour.

[@johnedwardkerr7814]

When she asked me to explain why I thought she hated her kid, I got real mad and said "its because you know where the world is headed, and how we're all gonna die, and you barely make any money, your husband is a piss-poor truck driver, and you both decided, yeah, this is a good time to bring life into the world. "

[@Jess_ica2927]

@@johnedwardkerr7814 yeah I'd advise you to not talk to people again

[@Ykmaso]

@@johnedwardkerr7814 Sounds like you have a pretty severe case of Aspergers.

[@staceystrukel1917]

@@johnedwardkerr7814 what is wrong with you? And no one cares about your opinion of their life. She's crying from hormones.

[@kirky3051]

Buying out a Maroon 5 concert and booing after each song is wild 😂😂😂

[@GerardIrvine]

First comedian in ages that has just been funny the whole way through. Hope this guy makes it to the top.

[@RW-ob4en]

Agreed

[@Smegma_pirate]

This guy is funnier than any of the Comedy Central comedians that have been shovel fed to me by the KZbin algorithm over the last 6 months

[@luca-yv4ww]

this

[@mygoodness2041]

He doesn't even act like he's trying to make anyone laugh

[@atrapdr6251]

YES

[@evanstanek5838]

"every time we fire a missile, we need to ask them how it went."

[@unitedwestanddividedwefall4029]

Im 67 years old and ive seen many stand -up comedians both on tv and live, and this guy made me bust up laughing more than any of the comedians ive ever heard before! He's a natural!

[@radicalxedward8047]

The funniest parts were the improvised stuff. “I’m getting heckled by Wikipedia” LMFAO

[@gevadiva20]

I feel like making a dnd character inspired off of this dude. A chaotic neutral bard, who is a comedian.

[@skyguy713]

Tell me how it goes And always carry extra locks

[@bib4eto656]

This sounds like an amazing idea! Do it!

[@TheRoyjernstadt]

Should be collage of eloquence.

[@thatspoonybard8013]

Same.

[@macmuggo5459]

Definitely not a copy of the other comment made 2 months earlier which says the exact same thing

[@Zatarra69]

That was probably the best analogy for the lottery I’ve ever heard

[@thedailywin537]

I've watched this show several times now. Erskine's laid back delivery seems fresh, and consistently funny, every time.

[@leeroyjenkins1127]

"if you don't get that you shouldn't be allowed to vote" bro I almost died!!!

[@gmosiej]

Can someone explain this to me, I am not from US. Seriously so want to understand.

[@rainbowlarva3026]

@@gmosiej The states on the west side, the left, are much, much larger than the right. the joke is basically saying that as you go further to the right its like they ran out of room to make states, so they started squeezing them in.

[@AlexanderSmoljanovic]

@@rainbowlarva3026 haha. OK, I didn't get it either and was also wondering. Thanks :)

[@shawnnardi7344]

Well I judge the votes so what's your opinion now

[@timw6546]

thank you it's funny now. I didn't get it cause I learnt history

[@mikefrazier8409]

Good show, I like how he uses the audience

[@IfckedBrian]

@G Soap have either of you seen Andrew shultzy?

[@metamutualguruist65]

Or Big Jay oakerson? This is not good crowd work, fairly average or below

[@ILikeCHEEZ9]

@@metamutualguruist65 We got an expert folks. Be on the look out for the youtube vids of Kevin Campbell's master crowd work

[@PhotonBread]

This might be the single greatest DryBar episode available for consumption

[@jestersage44]

Def top 3. Watch the "gen Z roast"

[@RandyStoker1964]

I love this guy, he’s so funny! And I can’t remember her name It is a blonde hair woman talking about her bad kids. She’s hilarious! God makes your kids really mean in high school so it’s easier to let them go off to college. Accurate statement… Lol!

[@risingmermo]

@@jestersage44 that's an awesome one

[@insomniapetals4424]

I believe you should watch the special Alligator Boys. Kellen is AMAZING, but Shayne Smith is a whole different vibe. Still outrageously funny, just a different spin.

[@chowchow2386]

Robert Mac, Fred Klett are pretty funny too

[@TheRexGolden]

He has a Steven Wright quality in his delivery. The good crowd work is an added bonus. Funny guy.

[@chemusvandergeek1209]

The snark is _strong_ with this one.

[@ascraeusorange9157]

69th like

[@chemusvandergeek1209]

@@ascraeusorange9157 There, I fixed it.

[@ascraeusorange9157]

Chemus Van Der Geek yikes...what’s there to fix?

[@chemusvandergeek1209]

@@ascraeusorange9157 No longer 69 likes; I liked my own comment.

[@ascraeusorange9157]

I am aware..but how is that something that needs to be fixed? That’s an accomplishment my guy

[@dmondg3281]

"My friend severely underestimates what I would do for 20 million dollars"..."lose 35lbs, I'd get down to 35lbs" 😂😂😂

[@joshuakram]

This guy is a smart comic. He is very good at making his audience feel clever.

[@Arucarmel]

Nothing to do with your comment but God you look cute

[@joshuakram]

@@Arucarmel thank you that's very kind

[@yyxy.oncesaid]

Please,how do you know how that audience feel?

[@greggoreo6738]

Yes!!! Instead of talking DOWN to his audience, he lifts them UP, on wings of laughter . More power to CLEAN COMEDIANS. Gregg Oreo long Beach Ca ("reverse analysis of a fruit bouquets engineering". Just fabulous and fruitiness at your mind's fun zone. ) G.

[@b1ak3m]

Kellen's ability to work the crowd and improvise are exceptional....this dude is really funny.

[@christophersmith2871]

"You could just walk by the Baskin Robbins and be like pfft you're closed."

[@FictionSourceX]

Bike lock crime goes up by *100%*

[@TheNormExperience]

Elias Limitless - I just hope no one ever gives this guy a pair of handcuffs as a gag gift!

[@dionaeamuscipula]

You laugh, but it actually happened to me... Someone locked my bike with his lock.. i tried and called the police to unlock it for me, but since I couldn't proove on the spot, that this old bike belonged to me (I bought it used from a collegue) all they did was add ANOTHER Police-lock to the already twofold locked bike... Crazyness!

[@jessface777]

@@dionaeamuscipula Wow RIP lol

[@brodieroomojo]

its a brilliant idea to any business that screws you over....like booting a cop car after you get a ticket

[@Onomatopoeia4u]

1000%*

[@LaserThemTheGirl]

15:16 This is actually a great way to picture the odds of winning the lottery, never thought of that.

[@jeruakel]

“Perspective” **Picture of dude from “Aliens” meme

[@bonbonpony]

Welp, 13 millions of people don't :J

[@jamisonescott2300]

Good improvisational interaction with the audience. A mark of a great comedian.

[@CinemaDemocratica]

Still my number-one favourite Dry Bar Comedy set of all time, and probably always will be. Kellen, sir, you deserve to be famous!

[@andrewgates9333]

I think he was on last comic standing

[@leland7653]

Honestly same. I loooove this set. he just did a really great job and the audience was really good as well

[@theskyisblue567]

I feel the same way, funniest I've seen.

[@walkingskin2920]

The people who leave their carts out side cost-co probably didn’t shave their legs so they were too tired

[@nathandavids4442]

They needed to shave their arms so it was easier to shave their legs.

[@exoticskeleton1117]

arent carts four tyred

[@walkingskin2920]

Muhammad Hassan yup

[@TerminianLinkVT]

See Aldi made it so either you put your Cart back or the workers/next customer gets a quarter from you

[@CJ-xw4tl]

@@TerminianLinkVT ???

[@yusefendure]

This guy is a brilliant comic.

[@yusefendure]

@Quest Tzecai Name another comic that has a similar approach. Brilliance is about creativity more than hilarious punchlines.

[@CyberCactus]

@Quest Tzecai The man improvised a whole bit from a spur of the moment reaction of an audience member, and delivered it flawlessly.

[@Tech_-on1ou]

@@yusefendure Mitch Hedberg. This guy's a clone. Not that he's not funny, but it's not new.

[@yusefendure]

@@Tech_-on1ou Like I said, who else does this kind of humor?

[@bobbisue313]

@@Tech_-on1ou exactly who he reminded me of. But with a trust fund baby attitude. Siri was nothing compared to Mitch. I bet he's rolling in his grave. This guy was funny tho. Very quick witted. I liked it.

[@annmariemccooey6731]

Why haven't we seen more of Mr.Erskine? There is hope that the finely honed art of delivery is still to be found. He is brilliant.

[@cvn6555]

Brilliant. Incredibly quick and witty. Love how he draws it out and lets it just marinate. You can see in his eyes that he knows he has them and he's wondering just how far he can push things. Love that he works clean. This is a clinic for those that want to do comedy.

[@imnotacat5299]

"next time I'm just gonna get her like 40 pineapples" Found the guy from the math problems

[@CinemaDemocratica]

^ That was pretty frickin funny, dood.

[@kaibishop5465]

Underrated comment

[@Frissdas1207]

Why doesn't this have more views? He's hilarious!

[@maryprice8458]

It was only post a couple hours ago! Lol:)

[@erics9103]

This is reposted. Seen this last year

[@deeb8733]

@@erics9103 Saw. Sorry teacher's kid. ☺

[@livelaughlove0209]

@@deeb8733 shut up

[@burkles4456]

He’s not a famous comedian from the last century. Also no Anti-PC culture jokes, those are hot right now.

[@susannastorytime]

This set is soooo good 👍 it's like the 50th time I'm watching it and it still hasn't gotten old or boring for me 🥳💗

[@tonyacosta4574]

U r a bodacious woman

[@passionfly1]

The people in that crowd should really be proud of how AWESOME they were. This is a Masterclass of a PERFECT comedian set. This is how comedy should be, everyone just having a blast. This has to be the Gold Standard of routines by a little known Comedian performing. Bless these people and this amazing comedian for creating something so very special, rare, joyful and PERFECT!

[@peterlamont647]

I think in this case he established that room. He got them laughing straight off the bat...who wants to ruin it at that point? He was genuinely funny so by the time he started asking questions everyone wanted to be part of it instead of a heckler.

[@garretfinch7745]

Jesse from "Breaking Bad", looks like he's doing well for himself.

[@patrickfeeney1773]

I want to like this but it's so nice!

[@axiomic]

unfortunately Aaron Paul would be too afraid to do standup incase he offended someone's or a groups sensibilities .. he's dullard snowflake

[@ExplorationRandomDestination]

Nah lol he’s making videos of himself crying about his white guilt saying sorry while this man produces comedy gold.

[@garretfinch7745]

@@ExplorationRandomDestination You are correct!

[@mattyboy349]

Hope he sees your comment cuz id love to see the joke he spins up from it.

[@whiskeytangofoxtrot2568]

This guy needs more clicks. He’s funny.

[@feralkat9370]

Great set! Intelligent humour is the best! Would love to see more of his style of standup. Tks DB!

[@wolftamerwolfcorp7465]

This type of comedy is so hit or miss for me but this man had me laughing hard, might be his monotone voice that really got me.

[@lathryx]

I totally see what you mean. XD

[@burntpieceoftoast4148]

If u liked this guy check out Mitch Hedburg. Dude was awesome.

[@DK-zu6tt]

The monotone voice relies a lot on comedic timing. He is brilliant and smart!!!!!

[@DarthGibberish]

Very Steven Wright

[@skdncbdjsjxbdb]

glad to see Jesse Pinkman turned his life around

[@micahbell9093]

So this what he did when he moved to Alaska

[@colin9174]

The "El Camino" we wanted but never got

[@Nasty_Zappa]

I think he looks more like Boyd Crowder from Justified. Jessie Pinkman is good too though.

[@malkybarkid6204]

Jesse Pinkman, If His Parents Didnt Kick Him Out

[@autumnoriard5400]

😂😂😂

[@VictoriaSobocki]

Yup

[@DangerDavis21]

CRACK, not even once

[@surnamnam7604]

If his girl hadn't ODed and they had kids.

[@bobak5126]

He already mentioned a tiny house. All he needs is an RV.

[@RavenCrow-we9cu]

I usually enjoy dry comedy but this guy actually made me laugh out loud 😂 genius!!