Southern Jesus. Jay Stevens - Full Special

A southern Jesus isn't something you hear about every day, but according to Jay Stevens nephew Jesus was born in Alabama. In this hilarious full Dry Bar Comedy special Jay Stevens breaks down what it's like to be a dad, what it's like when Jesus is from the south and a whole myriad of other funny situations.
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[@stevenzin5834]

As I get older, I appreciate clean comedy more.

[@natashafaith_24_7]

Wisdom

[@justin5002]

Same

[@LaVieEn-Rosee]

Everyone can make a dirty joke. But it takes talent to keep people entertained without lowering the standards. I’m with you!

[@karenmccafferty5528]

Amen.

[@Kiko_mirai]

Maybe it's cause I'm young but I appreciate both clean and vulgar humor. Idk. Vulgar humor can be ok. But it's only really good when your creative with it

[@AlishaArlene]

I love this guy! He genuinely seems like someone who would be fun to be around because he'd keep you laughing all the time. 😂

[@joemyers83]

This guy brought up so many memories from my childhood that I forgot about. Thanks for flashbacks.

[@johneagle7842]

you know your getting older when you drop something and bend down to get it and then suddenly the earth's gravitational pull seems stronger than ever,because it's hard to stand up again.

[@ariesrule2001]

😂😂😂😂no lies told here

[@techdiesel4026]

I remember my mum helped me with my history homework once and we were both wrong 😑 All the questions she helped me with were wrong. The next day the teacher was like, “why didn’t you ask your parents for help?” And I was like,”well....”

[@JustActNormal]

🤣

[@DC-8-8-8-]

😂😂

[@msrasras]

😂

[@Beya_C]

😅😅😅

[@AeliaM16Lake]

Must have been a bit of a sting for your mom. Even more so for grandparents, hypothetically. Imagine living a long life and being told by educators that you are wrong about happened "back then".

[@charlenegriffis5900]

Love you Jay! You're so funny. You are spot on about our bodies letting us know we're getting older. When I drop something on the floor, I look at it and say Do I really need this? Or what can I pick up while I'm down here. Lord, it's awful getting old. Lol 😂

[@just_me_marla7310]

This is not a joke. I work in a hospital and one of the other nurses picked up our emergency phone and said : "What is this?!" The supervisor just happened to be in there and said, " It's called a 'land line'". 🤣 She was so young, she had no idea!! It was push button. I'm the age where not only do I remember landlines, I grew up with a rotary phone and party lines!

[@singingwindrider9881]

& the phone from "Green Acres" where you spoke direct to operator to make a call. When we got a party line phone, we thought that was something! 😆

[@wardharrah55]

Party lines were awesome!!! Unless you wanted to make a call…I remember that’s how the old ladies stayed up on the current gossip! 😂

[@just_me_marla7310]

@@wardharrah55 yes!!!

[@ThatGuy678]

She's never seen a movie? Or been to a waiting room?

[@just_me_marla7310]

@@ThatGuy678 guess not, and she's 20! Probably doesn't pay that much attention to old movies.

[@terriarheghan3676]

Still funny in 2022. And not a swear word in sight.👍🏽❤️

[@alexandralenzinger8482]

One time I was being put under and the doctor was telling me to count backwards from 10 so I did, and then I was like... now what? And he’s like... idk no ones ever made it this far. Then he asked me another question and then I woke up and my wisdom teeth were gone.

[@bobthebuilder-gu1jh]

Felt they just looked at me like the hell cause I just started counting up again

[@bethmerryfield7186]

Me, too. When I got my wisdom teeth pulled, I began counting, then my eyes crossed, then woke up and began crying I was so relieved it was over.

[@GailColeman]

The doc had to give me that second dose too, with the wisdom teeth. He looked a bit surprised.

[@greatmindsthinkalike1378]

Good thing they used anesthesia! 😊😊😂😂!

[@beardedbeastmetalmilitia4604]

I am that way whenever they have to numb me at the dentist! Takes 6 to 7 shots to feel numb in just a small area!

[@dawinalexander9433]

"you love food so much cooking breakfast thinking about dinner" 🤣🤣🤣

[@jessicaaudate]

Baby I'm the same way. Soon as breakfast over my son ask what we eating for dinner. I'm so proud 🤧 😭😂

[@dawinalexander9433]

@@jessicaaudate 😄 I like that, that's awesome 😄👍🏾

[@Animebryan2]

-liking- *thinking

[@dawinalexander9433]

@@Animebryan2 thanks man👍🏾, corrected

[@robertchandler5055]

that was so close almost got a down vote

[@thedragonshellfire]

23 minutes of this man was not enough to funny 🤣👍👍👍

[@hpurey]

3:31 Kaboom! I'm 42 and I still hope to find a random box of Kaboom on the shelves at grocery stores lol.

[@smilesnluvd6526]

I saw this just as he mentioned it.

[@melissasaint3283]

It was discontinued in 2010, but you can get a badly outdated box in eBay😃

[@mariafrias2500]

Really funny. Great how he played to the crowd. Comedy connoisseur and I never watch to the end. Great set!

[@POKECINET]

You’re absolutely hilarious! Thank you for sharing your experience and bringing me joy through it.

[@kolourfulneco]

"Get out of my yard. Ya'll go down the sleep and play." "But Dad, we live here!"

[@BikeDoctorJosh]

*street

[@newlifenowife3522]

@@BikeDoctorJosh ..oh,, i thought he said stripjoint....

[@laraking804]

He is brilliant. Exciting discovery

[@carlaaustin6054]

I agree with you.

[@mikealalee2889]

I just had my first child this year at 26 and even I'm learning alot. My mother passed at a young age so I didnt get alot of the teaching I woupdv hoped to. Thankfully the father has alot of experience because his sister had children at the age of 13!!! ( yes we know she was very persistent lol) and as siblings him and his brother did alot to help her care for thechildren. So grateful to have him and his family around to help teach me what I needed to know to start raising our baby healthy and safe! Somehow we are all children until we become parents! Very beautiful thing.

[@mikealalee2889]

Your just as bad if that's the kind of entitled attitude you have about your religion. That attitude goes against everything religion is about. Absolutely disgusting when I see people act this way. :P

[@ms.win_]

Yes, indeed. Beautiful thing to have a child! Blessings

[@JordonDev]

Lots to learn good luck on the journey

[@JordonDev]

Jimi Crespo Make some videos on this

[@mikealalee2889]

I have more important things to worry about than your comments or confusion about religion. Stop commenting on my stuff lol. It's really just annoying. It's weird to assume when someone says father theyr talking about god and not their actual father????

[@caryhanson1450]

Hey Jay....thanks for making me laugh today!!

[@pamelameckley5040]

I really enjoyed this comedian. Jay Stevens, we want more from you, thank you for the laughs!! 🔥👍💯

[@southernladyish]

“I didn’t know Jesus was from Alabama” 😂😂😂

[@Auburn34]

Were in Gods Country

[@peachmelba9333]

Well he was able to wear sandals year- around. Can't do that up here in the Frozen 6-9 months of the year North.

[@rogersledz6793]

Thank you so much Dry Bar for uploading this video. It is helping me to get through the pandemic!

[@annmarie7721]

I laughed out loud! Great guy and FUNNY!!😅🤣😃😅🤣😂😆😃

[@keyannaparker1784]

He is hilarious 🤣🤣🤣🤣

[@katandpapa]

Very funny guy! I hope he reads these comments...You're hilarious! Great job!!

[@globetrekker86]

Had kids at 16... with his wife. That’s beautiful!

[@chuckybang]

I feel sorry for people that have kids so young. That must really suck.

[@PP-uv1kw]

@@chuckybang NOPE.....GREAT LIFE...

[@wikiwoof9590]

Some people really do want that family life and aren’t missing out on the party life. But again I was always disappointed by the mentality that a child automatically equaled a mistake, so many people pray and dream for a child and just can’t do it, even adoption is difficult. It just depends on ones worldview

[@acmcbride-olson9320]

I love his voice! If he was the voice on the gps thingy on my phone, I might actually listen to it now and then.

[@Lv4music1luv]

Great set! Whenever I drop things, I say "Yep, that's where that goes." 😜

[@tranquilitytravels2994]

So FUNNY from beginning to end!! 😂🤣😂

[@articiankabwe1603]

His energy goes a long way

[@richardmarksjr.1114]

BLESSINGS to you Jay! Great job

[@positivibeespreadingpositi6439]

The passing gas fart, er, part! 🤣💚

[@melliemel32]

Jay is from Northeast Ohio like I am! He is hilarious! 🙏🏽✝️💙 😂😂 the rotary phone! He is so right, if you got a number wrong, you had to start over.

[@bellaw2510]

The crowd is a bit dry. He deserved better because he was funny.

[@DarthPoyner]

Mormons.

[@demeraragold4644]

Agreed

[@nickisnyder3450]

They're in Utah.....mormons

[@LuisVillalobosYT]

It’s not “Mormons” lol I bet you 90% of the people their are ex Mormons or just happened to live in Utah. Lol

[@createwithkas]

The 4.38 mark - omg I cannot stop laughing 😂 Alabama!

[@karlstormguard]

I can tell this dude gots some skillz!!

[@gwenbergeson4825]

He was incredible, one of the best. He really should have his own special😌

[@dawinalexander9433]

🤣 I love this dude

[@luciendelaney8975]

I think I know him in real life but I'm scared to comment it in a real comment because I might be wrong, so I'm putting it on your comment. Sorry!

[@dawinalexander9433]

@@luciendelaney8975 lol ok that's fine ones it ain't bad

[@4klhowell]

He is hilarious!! I was crying…at work!! 🤣🤣🤣

[@UNCFIPP]

I had the anesthesia thing happen at the dentist. Woke up counting... Me:"7...6...5..." Dentist: "bro... Were finished. Now try & stand. " Me:🥴🥴🥴🥴🤤🤤🤤

[@pncc9032]

I dance when I eat 😂😂

[@tykeishecaldcleught6105]

Laughter from beginning to end!!! Gold!!

[@gk6993]

Yeah. This guy's good.

[@scott9043]

Jay Steven's should go on AGT. He's so funny!😄

[@relaxingnaturesounds2339]

Excellent, THANK YOU!

[@singingwindrider9881]

Lol....fasted a LOT when I was growing up, for extended periods. Ppl thought I was anorexic (83 lbs at 16 yrs age). I was just starving. After a year tho I got used to eating only twice a week.

[@truthlove1114]

Somehow you made it through. Bless you. Hope things have worked out for you. :)

[@dawinalexander9433]

Yea bro I look at my outfit on my bed before I shower yup😁👍🏾

[@majoroldladyakamom6948]

You LOOK out yo outfit? Could have sworn that it was called TOOK out... I usually plan my work outfit the night before the next work-week day... Standard drill. For special occasions? Just look into my ~ 20+ feet of closet pole space, not counting the 4-feet of coats. Always prep the night before. Clothes, nylons, jewelry, shoes, overcoat, weather predictions, etc. Hmmm. Not so keen on peeps who cannot complete a sentence properly structured. Dunno why, dewds and dewdettes... lol! Something about lazy eloquence, articulation on a superlative level, eXpecially failure to complete a sentence properly structured, bragging about being poor or playing the black card. ALL LIVES MATTER ASK JESUS... RED AND YELLOW, BLACK AND WHITE... ALL ARE PRECIOUS IN HIS SIGHT... ALL, NOT JUST BLACK. ALL Lives Matter! ALL Lives Matter! That's why He went to the Cross... for ALL of us. If God and His only Son came to save us ALL, then why is there so much hatred still in existence??? A HUNDRED YEARS FROM NOW, WE'LL ALL BE THE SAME COLOUR! Yay, and PRAISE HIS HOLY NAME! G.O.Y. It rhymes with boy. Stands for G ET O VER Y O-SELF. DOES ANYONE ELSE HERE HAVE "JESUS GLASSES", where we can actually see each other through His eyes, as He hangs on His Cross in agony for our sins... ? We ARE ALL loved by Him. Can I hear an AMEN? Anyone? My heart and soul are breaking for the hatred consuming our Nation. Stand strong, my eternal brothers and sisters in Christ! Stay safe, ok? 😪 ⚘ 🕯🙏❤🙏🕯 ⚘ 😥

[@dawinalexander9433]

@@majoroldladyakamom6948 ok primary school teacher I didn't ask for a correction but thank you, and all the other stuff that you're talking about, nope not in this comedy content so have a good night..... Hope that was good word structure and sentencing for ya.

[@constanceskalecki4928]

@@dawinalexander9433 , she cannot spell correctly herself. She also tells everyone her life story, like this is an AA meeting. She’s very strange.

[@carlaaustin6054]

I really enjoyed him. I laughed so hard.

[@daprofessanixon]

This dude is hilarious!

[@ChristineMarie29]

Excellent performance !

[@annadoyle2947]

One of the specials that I WATCHED THE ENTIRE SHOW!!! HILARIOUS!! I wish I could see this guy live!🤣🤣🤣👏👏👏

[@ashleyzviitei]

From tighty-whities to loosey-lavenders😂😂

[@Vixxen_Viktoria]

Great set!!!

[@B00mB0xxswaQ]

Just the right amount of corny-ness I love it!!

[@shinebright2079]

Very funny and clever!

[@mbirbaamuasi]

Great voice for a funny guy! Really enjoyed this!

[@KennethSee]

Goodness that crowd was dead. He was hilarious! Get them some life support stat!

[@MyEndoJourney]

Clean comedy...rare and needed in today's world

[@gingerriviera3654]

This is good clean humor. I loved it

[@BryMoks]

4:55 when the teacher says "bethlehem", the auto caption says "before the hell" 🤣

[@cmclem1959]

He has never been so truthful when it comes to getting old, last week Tuesday I bent down to pick up a sack of potatoes and pulled my back out, that went away but the next day my right leg started hurting, four several days now, I ended up having what is called Iliotibial band syndrome, which is a pulled muscle on the side of the leg between the hip and knee. It will heal with ice and rest but it hurts, did I mention that I'm 62?

[@dimesonhiseyes9134]

I love this dude

[@melishaweston6774]

I would give this man 10 thumbs up if I could

[@mosiarmstrong]

Find 4 more people 😅

[@jasmindrace]

This ended too quickly. Quality performance 😂

[@chimmy___]

Can't go wrong with a good fart joke! 😁

[@dashcamcreate1587]

Very funny!

[@NikkiBriar]

Fantastic!!!!

[@schadowolf]

Hilarious, laughed the whole special! Unfortunately, watched it at 3am and wife was not thrilled when woke her up with my laughing hehehe. Great Special!

[@thilliard337]

I had a Strawberry Shortcake lunchkit and whatever beverage that was in that THERMOS was all on your plastic sandwich bag 🤦😂😩😜🎯

[@SensSword]

Anytime they say 'hey Timmy!' I'm hooked 😂

[@newlifenowife3522]

pretty good old man, there s a lot of mediocre comedians out there ,, but you re good. thanks.

[@chim7741]

Imagine being on welfare with a coupon queen! Yeah we had 100 boxes of cereal at all times!

[@patriciafetter23]

Too funny!

[@TC-gx3qn]

I enjoyed this-funny!😁 I've had older people tendencies since my twenties. Pajama days are the best! Introvert things.

[@observationsofanINUPIAQ]

Hahahahahaha that was funny 😄

[@maryksnyder1155]

Awesome!!! 👍🤪🤣😂🤣🤪😂

[@jerryturner2310]

Also, as you get older, you've earned the right to make a noise as you go to sit down or get up.

[@keyannaparker1784]

Smart phones take forever to try n just hang up on somebody ..... wait til this phone light up I'm going to end this call.... phone freezes... ugh I can't even hang up i have to turn my whole phone off 🤦‍♀️🙄

[@tajmahal4056]

🤣🤣🤣 Why is this me

[@alanmott-smith9358]

Jay, one of you is worth more than one hundred of me.

[@kahealanikagawa8023]

You we’re pretty hilarious

[@faizai228]

That's it, I'm watching Sandra Lee... Lol...

[@discobikerAndRosie]

My sister in law used to love Kabooms. We all did, but she loved em. She went to the doctor when she noticed her pee was green. Doc asked what she'd been eating. Peg said, "Kabooms". Well, there ya go. Your pee is green from eating Kabooms! 😅😅😅

[@bleachpasta]

his voice got real Chuck Taylor for a moment when he was dabbing

[@SonicX6400]

Good clean comedy. I love it.

[@GailColeman]

Southern Jesus, born in Birmingham -ya gotta love that!

[@irenemarmelstein6220]

Loved it!!

[@terrence8059]

Funny guy good material ☺️☺️

[@user-kp1ei7mn3x]

Wonderful!

[@dnae760]

21:33 the grass stumb tho..... HA!

[@ekdaufin1485]

Wait until the kids go to sleep!

[@seahawkdragon9355]

As you get older... He's 43. I'm 70, 71 in less than 3 months. I could seriously top his "as you get older"!. But, yeah-- he was funny!!

[@stoegerstewie8351]

18:10 Melatonin gummies

[@brookesmith7359]

For real! Melatonin and a bedtime story, goodnight!

[@cmbhey8164]

Lunch box? We were po, we got a bologna sandwich in a paper bag and a quarter to buy milk.

[@MiguelRivera-cs2tk]

Kaboom hells yeah

[@hanzohasashi1116]

When they show an audience member right after a lunch line I like to pretend the joke applies to them 😂

[@j.d.529]

So funny!

[@420JRMan]

Lol.

[@cauliflowerpower41]

A lot of the jokes were excellent but I think that it's cultural that they did not understand some of his jokes in the meantime us black folk were rolling🤣🤣🤣🤣

[@janamerican]

Amen! jesus

[@kokonutisagiantnut8381]

I suddenly want to be his daughter or niece ._. gonna be so fun having him as uncle or father

[@wossenalemu7488]

I was so poor growing up we eat cereal with fork to save up the milk