No One Pretends To Be Religious. Aaron Woodall - Full Special

No one pretends to be religious, because as Aaron Woodall says you can't impress anyone with that information. Whether it's finally breaking down how Harry Potter is just a cheaper version of Star Wars, or what it's like to be Tom Brady, this full Dry Bar Comedy special from Aaron Woodall is sure to keep you laughing from start to finish.
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[@MSBLS721]

"I'm a Ravenclaw. No, you're an adult Sara!!" 😂🤣😂🤣😂🤣

[@liliarosales1961]

That was my favorite line too. 😂

[@appletinImom0f5]

I’m a hufflepuff oh yeah!

[@DragoX7]

*looks at the slytherin banner above my bed* ...... Uh... Lol

[@byusaranicole]

Yeah... I feel personally attacked. Ravenclaw for life!!!! :)

[@joshuawschenk]

Gryffindor for life!!! Lol

[@ericcarve4476]

That Harry Potter vs Star Wars comparison was amazing!

[@RhizometricReality]

Why do i feel like I've heard that exact joke before

[@gavinscarborough4207]

@@RhizometricReality you have, don’t worry about it.

[@LadyVoldemort]

I've read that somewhere too, along with Lord of The Rings vs Harry Potter comparisons too.

[@ye.katerina]

@@RhizometricReality que

[@redfonzie21]

He said it 4 years ago... maybe other people you heard it from got it from him?

[@ChinchillaQueen]

I personally own three of those human size duffel bags. Great for moving...but I'm also aware the government actually is watching me

[@ShytPump]

This guy is brilliant and funny. I love offensive humor but it takes a lot of talent to have it be clean and clever without boring the audience. He's a great comedian

[@jmatoske]

So true. Witty observations about culture and society are a sign of intellect. And in this case courage. That was one scared little audience!

[@marshwetland3808]

@@jmatoske The audience was just too empathic, for the Taiwanese, for Sadaam, for anyone.

[@deborahscott5463]

I am sorry, but it is not clean. There is too much people that won't stand up for what should be clean enough for children.

[@latulip100]

Truer words have never been said about IKEA. I swear 1 trip almost led to the breakdown of my family unit. Tears, screaming, exhaustion....of grown adults, not kids.

[@rimas3266]

Really??

[@ruthvansandt9713]

Not all women! I think it’s stupid and looks like shop mart from Veggietales. Also he forgot the part at 19:58 where they were out of the item you so painstakingly tried to find 😆 😭

[@marshwetland3808]

@@jackoh991 I hate IKEA and I love maps, and I'm female. But as to your question, which gender has to put the stuff together later?

[@aftersexhighfives]

The Tesla lets you change the horn sound to anything you want anything. My neighbors says bruh. In a disappointed tone. It's the best and worst thing.

[@ame6547]

That's dam brilliant

[@vicious_cycle]

Your neighbors are amazing.

[@steventicknor8059]

Love his willingness to joke about the hardest topics and even play the audiences response into his set!

[@elenas3571]

Whenever I need to use my car horn I use the “roadrunner” technique. Aka two short pulses so it makes a “beep beep”!

[@danielmartin6894]

That is the nicest way to use the horn. I'm always too afraid to try it though because I know I'll get it wrong, so I just do nothing.

[@roguecyphernetwork2938]

There was a car in the late 60's that actually had this from the factory. My Grandfather had a '69 Plymouth Roadrunner...made the "beep, beep" sound.

[@sobreaver]

The day that you fk up your two horn shots and your last one lasted longer than expected, and the driver comes out of his car :P

[@crystalfrost1330]

I try that (my old car used to do it), but in my current car, it just sounds like two really angry short honks. And I'm not sure where to practice.

[@monicarenee7949]

I try so hard to do this and it either is too light to make the horn make a sound at all, or just ends up sounding like a regular horn. I have seen it be done successfully though

[@michellejohnsen912]

I love his rant about ikea! So funny 🤭

[@j.r.4893]

"Consumer salmon" 😂

[@RudeAlert]

I feel like that crowd was kinda flat; they didn't seem to react much but I thought the guy was great.

[@swine13]

Same, I reckon some of his better punchlines got a pretty disappointing reaction from the crowd. I suppose it comes with the awkwardness of being religious and making jokes that toe the line between being about religion but also relating to those more shocking things like sex offenders and stuff. I think sometimes religious people aren't quite sure if its ok to laugh at certain jokes... moreso than the average person, anyway, because they have that extra social group to conform to Shame - this guy is funny. As someone who used to be religious, I appreciated the direction he took with his material because it obviously was related to religion but it still felt relatable to me as a set

[@LadyVoldemort]

I didn't laugh because I can't relate to him at all. I'm a non religious 40 year old Ravenclaw who also happens to love Star Wars. When he started talking about Ikea, I decided to stop watching because I can't relate and I'm not even chuckle a bit on that 20 minutes times. 🤷‍♀️ This is the first comedian that didn't make me laugh at all at Dry Bar...and that's fine, because everyone got their own preference cup of tea, right...?

[@floriancazacu4504]

@@LadyVoldemort I mean if you can't put yourself in his shoes, whatever your belief system is or isn't, I guess that says more about you than him.

[@LadyVoldemort]

@@floriancazacu4504 🤷🏻‍♀️

[@theshire101]

His delivery and attitude reminds me of Daniel Tosh, only cleaner haha- great set!

[@donimate]

Not even a little close.

[@itrainfitnessgroup3458]

I’d say more tosh sonically.. like if you close your eyes you’d swear it was Daniel

[@jeremymanuel174]

@@itrainfitnessgroup3458hop pop llplpllm Mmm I was in my line with a a couple couple on now I’m bout a call to get out my work schedule for a few minutes I’ll talk with him about to o o o

[@jeremymanuel174]

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[@jeremymanuel174]

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[@cassandraalls5633]

He’s got great flow😀. Don’t have to laugh at every joke to be good a good comedian😉

[@sharilynmccracken5933]

Every Sunday in church there are people pretending to be religious.

[@swine13]

They pretend at various points during the week, too. Thats actually why im not religious any more. I kept catching myself pretending, just to fit in with people I wanted to fit in with. So one day I was like "this is silly" and just accepted that im not inherently religious 🤷‍♂️

[@dansilberstein326]

What is it that you thought was silly? Because there’s a difference between faith in God and being religious. I don’t go to a church or follow any man made religious traditions but I believe Jesus died for the sins of the world and rose again. Often times religious tradition is the opposite of what the Bible teaches. I could probably list 100 examples of this off the top. Most people seem to think they have to act a certain way in order to believe a certain way. The Bible is pretty clear that we are ALL sinners, that there is none righteous, NOT ONE. Simply recognizing that good and evil do exist puts you half way there.

[@flamingpieherman9822]

@@dansilberstein326 people feel going to a cong is religious, but really it's what keeps us strong spiritually. And the apostles commanded it be done. The whole reason the apostles started congs in the first place...and then said at Hebrews 10:24 incite each other to love and fine works, Do not forsake the gathering of yourselves together as some have the custom...but so it all the morso, as you behold the day drawing near.

[@saltrock9642]

Too many people wear a church like a cheap suit. All about the optics.

[@dansilberstein326]

@@flamingpieherman9822 the church is not a building, but rather a body of believers. As a believer you are part of the church, and body of Christ. Acts 17:24 God that made the world and all things therein, seeing that he is Lord of heaven and earth, dwelleth not in temples made with hands; 1 Corinthians 3:16 Know ye not that ye are the temple of God, and that the Spirit of God dwelleth in you? 17 If any man defile the temple of God, him shall God destroy; for the temple of God is holy, which temple ye are. Matthew 18:20 For where two or three are gathered together in my name, there am I in the midst of them. I was turned off from “churches” very early on in my walk when I was refused baptism until I attended religious classes for weeks before. As if believing in Jesus Christ for my salvation was not enough. Acts 16:30 And brought them out, and said, Sirs, what must I do to be saved? 31And they said, Believe on the Lord Jesus Christ, and thou shalt be saved, and thy house. 32And they spake unto him the word of the Lord, and to all that were in his house. 33And he took them the same hour of the night, and washed their stripes; and was baptized, he and all his, straightway. I’d go as far as to say most “church” leaders believe the traditions of men over what the Bible clearly teaches. 501(c)(3) churches especially. Jude 4:4 For there are certain men crept in unawares, who were before of old ordained to this condemnation, ungodly men, turning the grace of our God into lasciviousness, and denying the only Lord God, and our Lord Jesus Christ.

[@MsKittenLips]

Finally, someone who makes Mormon's look cool! I laughed so much, he's completely off the beam!

[@aprilsilvers381]

I think because he isnt pretending to be perfect and innocent. My sister is a mormon and she insults my religion none stop. Her son says to me Mormons are more forgiving then other religions. No religion should ever say that. I'm ok with them being mormon, I respect their choose but they should respect mine as well

[@nathanstokes9013]

@@aprilsilvers381 I'm a Convert to the LDS church and I am disgusted by people who attack anyone's beliefs. I usually find my brothers and sisters to be less vocal about others but I know those groups exist in the church. I'm sorry for your experience but please don't judge us all on a few bad eggs.

[@jazhar1111]

Unfortunately it didn't last because he is no longer Mormon.

[@queeniemarigold]

@@jazhar1111 I was born and raised into it until i moves to Utah as a teenager, and then i wasn't lol

[@edithdlp8045]

@@nathanstokes9013 people shouldn't be judged for their beliefs but for their actions.

[@IQsveen]

"Someone write that down before we hang this dude!" - I think that phrase has been said alot more than we think it has 😂

[@timl.b.2095]

Gotta be the edgiest Mormon around. Also, actual politics in a Dry Bar gig. (But it is four years old.)

[@elizabethharrison8942]

You sure? Says it was uploaded 1 month ago..

[@Safeara397]

@@elizabethharrison8942 yeah, they're right, it's four years old. at 24:24 he says "president we *just* elected"

[@ladybug591]

@@Safeara397 Yes - Lol... This man is a Mormon Prophet! Here we are in March 2021 with the mad old codger Biden who has the nuclear "football" in his vague doddery hands. At this very moment both political parties are trying to remove any authority he has with such power and destructiveness. (This guy is just irritated because Mitt Romney was the worst of the worst, a weakly Republican switching from one party to the next because of hatred and ignoring the American people's safety.)

[@ladybug591]

Also has to be a Mormon Prophet too. He's right! Ol' Joe will blow America up, given half a chance. Lol.

[@Safeara397]

@@ladybug591 Don't know what you're on about. Dude was clearly talking about Trump in his stand up, and everything you just said has nothing to do with the video or this comment thread.

[@xiqueira]

Kept a large smile on my face the whole time. Totally enjoyable and original material. loved it.

[@celesterosales8976]

Right!

[@delicedeluna1629]

"You're 31 Sara, your letter's not coming" 🤣😂

[@Wade.Stikmann]

Finally a Mormon person that I can relate to, what an awesome comedian

[@Me-do5tm]

"oh I'm a ravenclaw" "NO YOU'RE AN ADULT SARAH"

[@RandomBoxingGuy]

“We lettered in 2 World Wars, handed out wedgies left and right… even a couple ATOMIC ones”… 😂 Genius!!!

[@RandomBoxingGuy]

This crowd was wack!!! Dude is hilarious… great original material, excellent delivery too! If you read this, We’ll done Sir and thanks for the laughs!

[@joshuawschenk]

This is actually one of the funniest dry bar's I've ever seen. Definitely top 3!

[@joshuawschenk]

The Harry Potter joke really made me laugh. I know a girl having an entire Harry Potter themed Wedding. Like what is wrong with you? Lol.

[@QueenBoadicea]

I always thought Harry Potter was overrated because there was nothing original in it. Witches, warlocks, giants, mermaids, dragons, dwarves, gnomes, werewolves, vampires, zombies, etc. Haven't we read about these things in other books? What was so great about J.K. Rowling's versions? But now it sounds even less original than I thought.

[@theuzumakikay8647]

Nothing is wrong. She’s just enjoying something she likes

[@NeoReactionary]

@@QueenBoadicea ❤

[@zoolucinka]

The question is what is wrong with you that you can't let anybody enjoy what they like.

[@zoolucinka]

@@QueenBoadicea yeah, we've read about a murder, Agatha Christie has written many books about that though. We've read about romance, yet there are so many romance novels. Nothing new in Harry Potter... Yeah sure 🤣

[@jamisondeeley9080]

The harry potter and star wars comparison was mind blowing I didn't realize until he started to point out the similarities and now I can't stop seeing them

[@ShadeZ061992]

This guys is like the real life version of Marshal from "How I met your mother"

[@brittanysmith1050]

I really thought I was the only person that noticed this LOL!

[@jarmom4033]

😲now I can't unsee it😅

[@huldaherna3935]

Ohh noo I gave my son a calendar with inspirational quotes🤣

[@barowt]

Thank God for the Dry Bar channel. Getting ready for work, bed, cooking, anytime is a Dry Bar time. It's always 5 o'clock at the Dry Bar!

[@stevendorsey4850]

Cars need a neon sign on the roof that reads, "I'm sorry, that was an accident." for those moments when you're in a drive-through, and you're trying to scratch some funky debris off of your steering wheel and scratch too hard.

[@wilrasmussen6667]

As a Norwegian person I can certify that sweets do in fact and every sentence with hjuva hjuva

[@howlinwaters]

his haircut is called the 'Opie Taylor' ✌😅

[@More13Feen]

He was actualy pretty good but I don't think the audience realy got him...

[@QuestionYourWorld]

If this was in Oakland, he would have killed it in Provo.

[@Anne234ful]

His humor confronted and challenged others' behaviors while still being hilarious. That is a difficult act to pull off! Bravo

[@jemiebridges3197]

Not as funny to them cause they are surrounded by mormons

[@samanthacharlton4123]

I didn't either

[@Milfuelle100]

No one pretends to be religious? I did for 4 years. Willingly. Eagerly. religion gave me such an identity crises 😂 I was born to and raised by a secular Ashkenazi Jewish-Canadian mom and a “barely religious” Iranian-Canadian Muslim father. In Judaism, being Jewish is passed through the mom. In Islam, being Muslim is passed through the dad. Can you imagine what it was like for me growing up?????? My parents were wonderful and *NEVER* pressured me to choose, but the rest of my family?? Ugh, almost all of them were like “you’re Jewish/Muslim because of your mom/dad and no one can change that reality.” I had such a bad identity disorder and was so pissed off at my family that I *converted to Christianity* and convincingly faked being a devout Anglican for a little over 4 years 😂 this was between the ages of 15-19. Bless my parents for supporting my conversion. ❤️ They had no idea I was faking cuz I was an angsty teenager. Eventually I outgrew my teen angst and told my relatives to mind their f***ing business and stop telling me how to identify.

[@billable1861]

What are you now?

[@TheHoriginal]

@Billable I know I’m dying of curiosity about that too!

[@Milfuelle100]

@@billable1861 Secular Jewish :) I celebrate Chanukah, Passover, Sukkot, Shavuot, Rosh Hashanah, and I observe Yom Kippur. Unlike possibly all other religions, Judaism is cultural as well. So I can be Jewish without being religious.

[@Milfuelle100]

@@TheHoriginal I replied to Billable :)

[@marmeemarch7080]

@@Milfuelle100 is there anything you liked and miss from your four years as an Anglican? Great story, btw.

[@charlottestockham9529]

I’ve been watching Drybar for a couple years-ish. BEST standup EVER!

[@TymP321]

Tip for your horn. Have another installed. Get one from a train or ship. Then use your regular horn. When they flip you off... Use your other 😬🤣 It's time to pick up this game

[@nermalsturf]

Oooo...I like that idea...

[@deadmeatdec2164]

I put a train horn on a little silver Cobalt. It gets people moving lol. Guess they think a semi or something is behind me blowing it's horn.

[@DragoX7]

Being a casual fan of a popular franchise doesn't make you a nerd... Going to a lingerie party and getting into an argument with the one girl that has a legend of Zelda tattoo about the chronological order of the Legend of Zelda games... that makes you a nerd. 😅

[@rachelsharp7495]

Dude the part where that person makes that weird noise after he asks "how everyone's christmas" killllled me. That's how you know this guy is hilarious. He can make a joke about anything, like that wasnt planned or even part of it lol. I love this guy he is too funny! I like how he doesn't care about offending anyone either. Pretty savage

[@ZomBeeNature]

I have never seen anybody do a breast feeding joke before

[@metallboy25]

I have. Most women dont find them funny though. xD

[@xiqueira]

It was spot on.

[@shondalesstudio]

It was great!

[@KaityPea3]

LOL omg as he was talking about Harry Potter, I was like "but I'm not obsessed with Harry Potter anymore,... Now it's the Hatchet series... 😳. And then he said "Hatchet" and I died a little bit inside...😩

[@taylorwarren2000]

That would be me as a comedian... I would say things and the crowd would go "oooh, ouch" and I would be like "What? What did I say?"

[@alyssalunsford9342]

Bruh- that car horn joke! Felt that on another level😂

[@LukenUSee]

Banana bread... Whipped you up a loaf! Lol

[@AizAmaze157]

26:45 was hilarious, I love when comedians interact with the audiences.

[@diyeana]

He was hilarious! What was wrong with this crowd? Nerd here to say, I'm fine with sharing the nerdy things I love, but I remember when "nerd" was used against me as a bad thing. It's weird to see it glamorized. Ha

[@redfonzie21]

Nerds rule! I'm with you, that crowd definitely had a stick up their nethers.

[@monicarenee7949]

I thought their mics were muted until he said the “no, you’re an adult” joke. Can’t believe he didn’t get laughs like that the whole time.

[@nomadicam]

"china couldn't even repossess Taiwan!" 😂

[@jmatoske]

This audience was pretty lame. It’s like they’re afraid to laugh at China!

[@DrGeorgeAntonios]

Funny indeed, but that joke won't age well in accuracy.

[@shadowknightgladstay4856]

I am a nerd all thees people trying to make needs cool are just making all the neet nerd stuff more expensive.

[@Dontreply39573]

@Shadow Knight Gladstay I feel the same way about thrifting. It used to be when you go to a thrift shop you could get a great deal now you go post "thrift shop" song and everything is marked up bc everyone wants vintage(TM)

[@Apocalypse4162]

Right!? You seen the price of older Pokemon cards lately?

[@shadowknightgladstay4856]

Magic the gathering cards d&d books / dice ect.

[@camojoe83]

It's made writing completely out of reach for you as well, yeah?

[@nyccowgirl4720]

"Daddy a good puppy!" Original, clean and with really good timing. This Morman guy has a bright future!

[@jackson01357]

Some jokes are hilarious. Others were meh, but he really got a tough crowd. I thought several were very funny and the crowd gave him next to nothing

[@Mario-ur8ti]

Some of the jokes are insensitive. Thumbs up to the audience.

[@OliviaMoon91]

Hahaha! Yes!!! "You're an adult!" That's perfect! Thank you for saying that!

[@billschlafly4107]

Never take candy banana bread from a stranger.

[@bree9016]

This dude is hilarious 😂

[@cristiepel]

I think the audience is a little extra horrified because he is a Mormon. This is one of my favorite Dry Bars so far.

[@jeanpeter6391]

This got dark really fast lol

[@akgypsy9274]

Loved the car horn bit! : "He-e-e-e-y!"

[@x31omega]

That crowd had no sense of humor. This guy killed it. I laughed so hard i nearly pissed myself. 👍👍

[@samanthacharlton4123]

I'm with the crowd on this one. I guess everyone's taste is different

[@globetrekker86]

“We do that, but no one’s making us”... Hey, that’s my favorite South Park episode! That and Chinpoko-Mon

[@emilyfaith556]

my dude, you are hilarious. great delivery, perfect timing

[@nunyadamnbidness2531]

"I don't know where your mind is going" Nowhere sir. My mind was there the moment you mentioned banana bread. and now i'm going to go watch some bananas.

[@yestermorrow3223]

Mmm.... banana bread...

[@cherylcarlson3315]

This Cheryl seldom writes inspiration, usually groan on awakening... again. Appreciate how you tie one bit to another so well

[@TC-gx3qn]

This was so good! He is very witty and has great delivery and timing. 😄

[@KyChristensen]

Didn't know there were so many Chinese Nationalists in the audience tonight

[@cjpittman6189]

The fact that he starts off sweet and mild mannered just to drive in cynical sarcasm is mastery at its finest

[@johndodson8464]

This dude is awesome.

[@stevenrichards1539]

My first son was just like that with the eyeballing when boob snacking.... Hence I couldn't go in the room anymore when he was being fed.....

[@U.F.O_0908]

THis guy's edgy AF. Aaron Woodall, you got it bro! Thought you were gonna be straight, but oh man was I wrong.

[@mightymouse4143]

"Boob snack" really hit home harder than I'd like to admit lol :'(

[@jennifersmith7352]

Its hard to find good, funny comedians now days... but this guy was great!!!!

[@melvina628]

24:24 He hit the nail on the head with that one. 29:29 And this one, too.

[@tigerlily2941]

Love dry bar comedy. Love this episode

[@terrytaz8914]

Love ya dude!!! Not afraid to speak some truths!! Very cool. Hope you do well.

[@OliviaMoon91]

I totally agree with the car horn! I always thought it sounded too aggressive.

[@danielnavarrete6786]

I enjoyed this thanks. Good comedy!

[@reaping-equally]

The baby staring him down... whole skit I made with my wife in 2012, almost verbatim! Still hilarious! Now, how did this guy steal my material?🧐

[@jhunsuc1239]

I can't even imagine how uncomfortable men feel when their wives nurse. Feel so bad for you guys!

[@angel007sherm]

So the number of rings that Tom Brady has is now up to 7, with 6 of them being won by the time this was posted. Really puts a time stamp on this special...

[@mbarra0604]

He is hilarious!!

[@LynnMTHA]

Hey, don't talk about freaking Doctor Who.

[@Animebryan2]

Who are you talking about?

[@thesmokingburrito9097]

Word

[@DovidGershom]

You know what is funny? I grew up so straight-laced that I HAVE MORMON FRIENDS!!! 😂😂😂😂😂😂

[@JettaRedIII]

Surprisingly good. Steps over the line every now and then.

[@theevilmonk1472]

Genuinely amazing!

[@sharonlevy4549]

If I could I would give hime more than one like, it was awesome!

[@heathermalone9091]

That shoutout to The Hand of Thrawn Trilogy (the best Star Wars books ever!) made my day! As an actual card-carrying Nerd I loved that he went there. I would show up to theaters Cosplaying Mara Jade and no one ever got it. Until one fateful day when I encountered a very professional legion of Storm Troopers (trying to get into the 501st) who immediately snapped to attention. That was one of the best days ever. And this was one of my fav. Dry Bars ever. Thanks for the laughs!

[@lisbetsoda4874]

This guy is HILARIOUS 🤣😂

[@timl.b.2095]

Nerd here: Paulsen's book is "Hatchet," not "The Hatchet." He nailed the Harry Potter-Star wars mash-up

[@elazarpimentel5340]

I want to hear more. Very dearing in a religious crowd, hits the mark though.

[@marshwetland3808]

Loved the IKEA rant and the Saddam bits. You're so attuned to the audience's mood, which seems to be a little weird that night.

[@rose_1016]

Actually one guy was asking me out and I said I cant date because of my religion I'm LDS and he said he was the same.......like dude your obviously not

[@manofculture467]

Lol

[@diyeana]

I had a guy ask me out on a date and claim he was an RM. Nope. Not even LDS and 4 years older than he originally said. I was 16 at the time.

[@manofculture467]

@@diyeana geez

[@diyeana]

@@manofculture467 🤣

[@bobthompson4319]

@@diyeana what's RM?

[@momisntmyname2205]

This dude is awesomeness!

[@thegreatgazoo2334]

LOL It's precisely the opposite. MOST people who claim to be believers are not.

[@shondalesstudio]

"Its feels good to be asked" lmao

[@douglasreeves9938]

The horn you are looking for is in a 1976 Porsche 914. Owned one when I was stationed at NPTU Idaho Falls in the USN as an instructor.

[@defenseagainststalking]

Brutal. Fantastic comic.

[@valerienagle7065]

This sums up my views of Ikea so well.

[@BadLuckFR]

You're the best!!

[@lisa-marieiorfino]

Dude, I'm in love.

[@brimolten]

Tom Brady chilling with his six Super Bowl rings

[@lisafrequency55]

He had me laughing a couple of times.

[@VaultOfTheFuture]

“A couple of times” 😂😂

[@annegeeraerts1669]

Frankly, I didn't think he was all that funny. He certainly isn't a good role model for Mormons. Just my opinion.

[@abigaelrarts2257]

well i certainly hope so! hahah

[@linaj8231]

5 was still too conservative of a number, he’s up to 6 now

[@trusailietazperlinski4717]

The moment when he sounds like our Asian, Italian, and Scandinavian God fathers questioning potential future husbands over their lunch breaks.. lol!! Absolutely hilarious!

[@barlowwe]

Loved this! Clean, smart, and funny!

[@diamondgrrrl572]

One of Drybar's best 100%