California Is Full Of Double Standards. Jeff Applebaum - Full Special

[@jennifergersch9126]

"Be as righteous as you want, just be consistent." I couldn't agree more.

[@williammason9789]

Exactly. I've actually heard people say,"Be kind, you sorry bastard!" And, saw a kid hit his sister. Mom knocked him across the head and with each word hit him again,"WE (whack) DON'T (whack) HIT (whack)!!!!"

[@bigdickpornsuperstar]

That statement applies to EVERY Christian I have ever met.

[@adamgardener8624]

How about just leave people alone. Live Ya Life !!!!

[@dawn8542]

After saying vegans buy leather. No we don't. It's incredibly shitty to do so.

[@adamgardener8624]

@@dawn8542 yo dawn. Loveya. I would eat ya meat.

[@CrimpKeeper]

“It actually sends email to your parents first for approval” 😂

[@craighiebert3384]

My kids and I use that word "Prii" (plural Prius). Very funny and accurate for California.

[@sonandsanford4963]

Ohhhh.... Now I get it, lol....

[@1VaDude]

Pria?

[@newyorknight]

This is some kosher comedy right here🤓 Dry bar needs to bring him back again👍

[@AviViljoen]

They don't.

[@billy1673]

Applejack!!! So proud to say I went to high school and played basketball with this funny man!!! This bit brought back such great memories!

[@carisabaird6529]

How come you're WHITE??

[@nenaelliott8058]

Thanks Jeff Applebaum, that was hilarious. Humor is the only thing that's gotten me through these last couple of years since the whole COVID thing started and clean comedy like Drybar is my favorite. Thanks Drybar for inviting Jeff and other great comics like him to keep us entertained. It's truly been a lifesaver for me.

[@majoroldladyakamom6948]

Huge hugs from your eternal sister in Christ somewhere near Seattle. God loves you, and so do we. YOU MATTER. ⚘🙏❤🙏⚘

[@kevinbain7730]

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[@nenaelliott8058]

@Viktoria Fadey yes, go ahead.

[@DrPhilGoode]

@Viktoria Fadey please scam me next!!

[@gabrielolofsson7462]

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[@anniesue4456]

...Brooklyn to Provo would be witness protection .... LMAO hysterical 🤣 😂 😆 💀

[@xtremefight]

Back in the 90's, some Brooklyn guy opened an exotic game restaurant in the small California mountain community I lived in. I was told I should meet this guy because he seemed "like one of you business guys" (yeah, you can guess what they meant). I stopped by his place, enjoyed dinner, then chatted with the guy grilling him on what part of NYC he was from. He was being rather vague so I asked him "What, are you in the witness protection program?". The guy looked terrified. Two days later, the place was closed and he was gone. It turns out the owner was Henry Hill and he thought he got made. I found that our a few years later when I heard him on a talk show telling his version.

[@sageunix3381]

This channel really brightens up my day in the morning. It's a part of my routine at this point: get up, drink coffee, watch dry bar on the toilet.

[@kathymoreno667]

'Steve' is hilarious .. thanks I needed this laugh... 😄🤣

[@kathe.o.]

He cracks himself up so much it's hilarious. A crisp Spanish broadcast! No duh, all my local channels blown out by a rainstorm & there is la Espanol channel.

[@globetrekker86]

Your wedding ceremony must’ve been a blast, Jeff. I’m glad you and your wife were able to defy the superstition about broken glass being a bad omen in Chinese culture. Congrats on the anniversary, you two!

[@reidate7274]

About the bad omen: it actually ain't, some regional traditions do try to avoid broken glass on weeding days/important events, but it's more like just a scare (cuz you dont want your guests get cut on wedding day), but in general there's always a person there to turn it around into "sui sui ping an" which is a pun for "stay safe", and thus all the commotion gets ignored and everybody go back to being cheerful again. However if you have one or two extra grumpy guests that may be a different story where they make a big deal out of it...

[@lim7lim]

@@reidate7274 The glass that gets broken at our weddings is always covered before in aluminium foil, so there are no shards. We don't think it's fun to get cut at a wedding either 😉 Cheers from Israel.

[@roguerebel2947]

The best part was watching him grin and try not to crack up and his own jokes😁

[@DailySource]

That’s a total act on his part to try to make the material seem funnier than it is. He’s told these jokes between 50 and 200 times.

[@globetrekker86]

Jeff, you took the “D’you mingle?” joke right out of my mouth! A truly hysterical set, man

[@reme001]

I enjoy listening to drybar before going to sleep,Clean, funny. No foul language. Love watching you laughing at your own jokes.

[@everythingelse3086]

This is the first dry bar comedian to make me laugh in a long time.

[@specopbookie]

HILARIOUS, this dude knows his audience. Amazing set. Tailored for these people IN Provo. Great job, Jeff.

[@Jmortonvids]

Agreed…some heavy hitting material here!

[@cameronstone1611]

You're awesome Steve 🤣🤣🤣🤣

[@trishamcclaren3792]

Nut free zone. I don't think so 🤣. Starting off strong! Can't wait to watch the entire special.

[@markusfreund6961]

It is such a rare occurrance to see a comedian who's not only funny but actually witty. Great material, great delivery, and nothing beats a comedian constantly trying to not burst laughing at his own jokes. Just brilliant!

[@jredlive8616]

💯

[@mikenixon2401]

One of your better performers. Thanks

[@jeanniebell9493]

Great job Jeff ! Loved it !

[@paulawarren4013]

I love this guy! I listen before bedtime and have fun dreams!

[@natalienelson8681]

That’s my plan as I type..

[@tigq1430]

Appreciate the Maxwell Smart tribute!💜

[@josephalbrecht7799]

Hilarious! Hope to see more of Jeff!

[@AkSamurai69]

I recently went to a birthday party of my friend, who is a Christian priest, and all the other attendees were church goers. I explained to them that my wife is Jewish, but hey, you guys worship one, so she's in good company. Well done, Jeff. Seriously crying of laughter over here

[@jennifermizrahi98]

One of the best I’ve seen. Thank you!

[@jayg1438]

thank you Jeff and Dry Bar for a good laugh!

[@MeJaneEntrprsz]

Love that this popped up in my feed today. Always funny. Thx for the laughs Jeff. Hope to see you live again.

[@valoryj5603]

That was LOL funny! One of the best I've seen. Earthquake thoughts --- *Wait, I bought this table at Ikea...* man that's hilarious!!

[@cazstreet5893]

I sometimes do facetime while shopping if I dont know what brand to get...lol

[@im_ur_huckleberry8998]

Absolutely hilarious!! A must watch!

[@kristinashea17]

I’m a (sane) Californian and those Cali jokes were so accurate lol.

[@danielwetmore6907]

👋 i hope you're safe over there? I hope this year brings happiness prosperity love and peace 💞❤️🕊️🕊️ all over the world 🙏🌍 I'm originally from Forth Worth Texas currently. and you where are you from if i may ask

[@Kaidkb]

I gave you a thumbs up just for being a sane Californian.

[@kristinashea17]

@@Kaidkb thank you lol

[@LDM805]

​@@edithdlp8045 But, you just had to let us know you were vegan!

[@kaypee4704]

Vegan in California: lunch is chicken salad, or Fish tacos…. Environmental Cali: save water, but the sprinklers on 24 hrs and it’s pouring rain…. Green Cali: cut down the trees, get rid of the Vineyards, and Citrus groves and replace with concrete and cement buildings…..hahahaha…..😄😀😁😂🤣🤣🤣

[@razieljohnson5445]

One of the better sets on dry bar.

[@kennymik1509]

Ahhh....made my day. Good stuff!!!

[@stephanies231]

Awesome! Very funny!!

[@danielwetmore6907]

👋 i hope you're safe over there? I hope this year brings happiness prosperity love and peace 💞❤️🕊️🕊️ all over the world 🙏🌍 I'm originally from Forth Worth Texas currently. and you where are you from if i may ask

[@robertmeyer7836]

GREAT SHOW!

[@KristenKras]

I love the B&W TV joke, amongst others but I totally relate :P

[@teresacardell9492]

Funny, so spot on relatable.

[@penknee3094]

Good job Jeff. Excellent set!

[@KrisRatliff75]

Jeff the bit about the grocery store and the guy texting a photo of the frozen pizza to (presumably) his wife to get conformation... SO TRUE MY FRIEND! Can't tell you how many times when to make thing easier on my wife, I've offered to go to the grocery store for some staple items, I've done that very thing, because HEAVEN FORBID I should get the wrong brand of cheese, yogurt, pasta sauce, or avocados. "We'll... thanks for "helping" me honey. You tried." Crap. :(

[@chorlton14]

I saw him last year. He's got a talent for comedy that has to be seen to be believed - the world needs more Jeff!

[@singingwindrider9881]

Hilarious! Thank you!! 😊

[@MrMaster2262]

I'm never going to see the teardrop tattoo in the same way after watching this 😂

[@johnniet.7820]

Enjoyed the set. Love the Jewish/Asian contrasts and his insight into many different personalities, religions, and cultures. I too grew up in a suburb of New York City and understood the amalgam of cultures living side by side. Would love to see him in person.

[@linksywu]

Very enjoyable 🤣

[@rachellebowman8421]

This is the funniest guy I’ve come across on Dry Bar in awhile. Love it.

[@oralsmith2901]

Great show Steve 😅

[@jennifergersch9126]

I love that Provo gives a standing ovation to the Jewish comedian. Well done!

[@danielwetmore6907]

👋 i hope you're safe over there? I hope this year brings happiness prosperity love and peace 💞❤️🕊️🕊️ all over the world 🙏🌍 I'm originally from Forth Worth Texas currently. and you where are you from if i may ask

[@rodneyjaynes2485]

This man is outstanding!!!

[@hxhdfjifzirstc894]

This guy is way funnier than any late night 'comedy' or SNL.

[@majoroldladyakamom6948]

And cleaner jokes, as well. 👍👍

[@hxhdfjifzirstc894]

@@majoroldladyakamom6948 Good point.

[@MsLenepigen]

Well… to be fair SNL hasn’t been funny in about 2 decades.

[@2511jeremy]

Yeah but that bar is low

[@smythharris2635]

That why he wrote, way funnier😋

[@kbme5047]

This was perfect

[@Norman_Fleming]

Another winner!

[@carolynnaumann2306]

This guys good !

[@danielwetmore6907]

👋 i hope you're safe over there? I hope this year brings happiness prosperity love and peace 💞❤️🕊️🕊️ all over the world 🙏🌍 I'm originally from Forth Worth Texas currently. and you where are you from if i may ask

[@robertkeating5887]

Great set. Very funny. Bravo!

[@WCDavis-cl7si]

That was great, Steve. Tell me your website again.

[@kathigee]

True story :: outside of NY, bagels are just bread that is round. 😂😂 This video was SO right on and hilarious! Thanks for the fun morning (I watched through twice).

[@maythao3977]

Great set! Thank you!

[@jamesfizer5150]

You my man are hilarious thank you for the many laughs

[@judiecrawford2588]

You are very funny, Steve. 😁

[@B-Moye]

Steve crushing it!

[@LadyVoldemort]

Should've got at least 40 minute duration, he's funny!😄👍

[@danielwetmore6907]

👋 i hope you're safe over there? I hope this year brings happiness prosperity love and peace 💞❤️🕊️🕊️ all over the world 🙏🌍 I'm originally from Forth Worth Texas currently. and you where are you from if i may ask

[@donnacook5552]

The truth is hilarious Steve! 🤣

[@heathermiller5765]

I couldn't tell he's from Brooklyn but NY for sure. My boyfriend is also from Brooklyn so I picked up on the accent right away. Also the witness protection comment made me think of the movie _Mobsters & Mormons_ lol 😊

[@KITTENMPD]

Omg this guy knows about earth day!

[@sonandsanford4963]

Wait... I bought this table at Ikea! Lol...

[@alkinkade]

Jeff you are not right in the "HEAD" !!! LMAO

[@yarnmotivated-joyceswensso9744]

So freaking funny 😂🤣

[@tangellabetty365]

This was honestly hilarious

[@TM-gu6bp]

Another hilarious Bay Area comic! Great job Jeff!

[@flipperpete]

Excellent set Steve! You killed!

[@1bestfriend2u18]

He's funny 😂

[@mkhuntstreasure3192]

Very funny man.

[@DoctorQuackenbush]

This guy is too freakin’ funny! 😆😆😆

[@FieryJuniper]

This is too much! 🤣🤣🤣

[@majoroldladyakamom6948]

From the little giggles to the belly-busting laughs... thanks, Mike. (Sorry, couldn't resist. 😋 ) Thanks, Jeff and the one and only DB crew!! Great set. 😅 👏👊👏 😅

[@annmcnitt8749]

I grew up in the '60s with Jewish New Yorker comedians, and miss them so much. Thank you!

[@AdultThirdCultureKid1971]

I grew up outside of the United States and I can relate to these topics!

[@benswolfpack2855]

Amazing show Jeff. I too am Jewish though I wasn't raised in a traditional Jewish home. I was raised in a Christian home but have more recently started looking more at my Torah based heritage. I believe Yeshua is the Messiah but I believe the Church as a whole misses the fact that Torah was his upbringing and it has value in a well balanced life. Thank you so much for bringing your Jewishness into your show. It made it more close to home for me. Toda raba

[@williammason9789]

My daughter is raising her kids "christian." My grandson has actually said, and BELIEVES that Jesus was NOT a jew, and he was White. WRONG ON BOTH COUNTS. He was israeli (middle Eastern, same as arabic people. They ARE NOT WHITE!!!)

[@scott.moresh7]

Ben's, I have a fairly similar story, tho' I have mixed heritage (Jewish father, French-Canadian Catholic/Christian mother). I agree with your remarks! In recent years I started studying Judaism and early Christianity, and doing genealogy research. I have found that neither Jewish nor Christian people accept me in these regards. The entire Bible, including the New Testament , is connected to Judaism and the Messiah.

[@adrys2656]

Look for a Jewish seventh-day adventist community, I think you're going to like the community and it will strengthen up your faith. If none is avaliable around your place, look for the regular seventh day adventist community. Different culture, but same beliefs. And keep studying the Torah, and the Bible as a whole ;)

[@comcastjohn]

Great job Jeff!

[@blue39503]

Funny fella, right there.

[@graceamerican3558]

Steve that was a great show. Molotov to the next one.

[@cristinalacoste2062]

Love this guy!

[@stefs3460]

Your Chinese pronunciation is very good! I grew up bilingual too and when I grew up it made it easier to learn a 3rd.

[@anthonyhaythorn4256]

I was expecting that last punchline as "Okay. Steve Jeffapplebaum, I'll check it out." The woman thinking Jeffappelbaum was his last name.

[@lukeben8419]

This guy is GOLD

[@dannyandrose]

Thanks For The Laughs... Molotov :-).....:-)

[@warren52nz]

He looks so much like Don Adams (Maxwell Smart) they could be brothers!

[@moserlanny1074]

" My Mr. Potatohead had a face" he shoild have added and he had REAL "EYES" too.

[@luckytahlula6515]

No lie, I don't have cable. I'm over the air TV and every channel that I get can be down and the two Mexican channels are clear as a bell, picture perfect.

[@catherinechaney6882]

😂😂😂❤ really funny, love how he laughs at his own jokes!😅

[@pennyb2245]

Loved the Molotov (Mazal tov) 😂😂

[@purplelove392]

We attend a Messianic Christian Synagogue, he's welcome there! ✝🕍

[@sierrahestum8007]

I had my pink bow case.. quiver with pink arrows while walking to my car… little girl squeeled Daddy look! He looked me over and casually said.. She’s an animal killer honey. Yeap.. got in my car and left (Fremont apartment)

[@bambamermitanyo1049]

Great stuff. Original!

[@maryrosekent8223]

A vegan with a leather bag is a vegetarian.

[@reme001]

No a person who would buy a leather bag can not call herself a vegetarian.😊

[@maryrosekent8223]

@@reme001 I’ll take your word for it-I’ve only ever heard it applied to veganism.

[@dn8387]

Hilarious!

[@yankeesneednotapply6376]

At whomever, I ready for this show, if, y'all ready for Stumpy's BBQ! Hickory, NC!!!!

[@n.ayisha]

i loved him before i even knew that he was from Brooklyn. and, yes... bagels from anywhere outside of NYC suck!

[@LordRustyMcAlpin]

this guy is funny.

[@rdettwyler]

Yo, Jeff! The Molotov joke was a hit for me yesterday, before I saw you do it :-) My wife says I'm funny, I should go on the road, and then she says "there's the door." Yeah, old joke, but I'm 65, so yeah.