Vegans Don't Have Friends. Collin Moulton - Full Special

[@ItsDeebs]

It's always good when you randomly pick a comedian you haven't heard of and they turn out good.

[@livvlivetv7662]

Same Here

[@jasonruggles4236]

Love it

[@firebythewater4477]

This guy is top ten in my opinion. Love to hear more from him.

[@choppertimberland139]

Yeah dudes cool af

[@choppertimberland139]

I hope he has some adult stuff

[@averyjoycelynbarakudablock4139]

I'm old enough to have logged so many years of seeing and enjoying (or sometimes not) the work of many comedians. When they are this good you are warmed, you actually feel the kind of radiance that glows after a night out to theater where you saw a great play. A work of art that you want to share and something that you will remember. But this is rare. I find this massive talent an absolute treasure, and myself fortunate to have been in his company. Oh The the bonus of nonstop, sometimes tortuous laughter. (I could only hope that Simon could see this).

[@vich8810]

This guy was killing it. He wasn't just telling jokes, he put on a whole performance.

[@anhweinacht439]

Haven't cried this hard in a while! Holy cow this guy is funny

[@notsure1969]

I like your comment but I don't want to ruin your like count. It's at 69 right now.

[@connorcmedia]

You can become a comedian too! Just win an argument and start saying what you think!

[@kathyr2626]

@@anhweinacht439 r

[@CD-so1vi]

🤣🤣🤣🤣

[@Concetta20]

“I’m water boarding the squirrels to find out what time the deer come around to eat my carrots.” “Bill Clinton is more than Hillary’s wife.” 😆

[@briangalloway3684]

I know right lol too good

[@j.michaeljefferson60]

I wonder if Bill has stains on his neck and jacket lapel or did he get Hillary to clean up

[@notsure1969]

"If I see a rabbit looking at my carrots I will punch his entire family."

[@alexparris7769]

Gold, absolute gold. Please post more of this man

[@ricklett1688]

Out of all the Dry Bars I've seen this guy is the best. Laughed the whole 45 minutes and want MORE!

[@ruthyk7083]

Try Regan! He's so low key that it feels like the you're being sideswiped from left field. This guy and Dennis Regan make me laugh no matter how many times I listen.

[@biker5662]

100% agree

[@chrissydavis4547]

@@ruthyk7083 I saw his Dry Bar special. Super funny stuff.

[@heavnxbound]

@@ruthyk7083 “Are you dense?!” “Uh, it’s Dennis.” 😂

[@ruthyk7083]

@@heavnxbound yup! one of the best lines in the routine!

[@AveragePinwormEnjoyer]

I would definitely binge watch "Crazy Old Parents That Can't Remember Why They Hate Each Other"

[@veganvocalist4782]

😂

[@jm2511]

Collin Moulton is VERY clever and VERY funny. Loved it!

[@alternavent]

... most uncommitted home invasion robbery ever! Lol

[@mannyguerra2028]

This is my favorite Drybar comedian, authentic and simple, a genius

[@beautiful80sladies22]

Gotten to the point where I enjoy clever humor vs the rough stuff. This guy is really clever

[@VestigialHead]

I agree. But if you can find someone who can combine both that is pure gold.

[@beautiful80sladies22]

@@VestigialHead you've got a point 👉

[@VestigialHead]

@@beautiful80sladies22 I have been really impressed with the quality of comics on dry bar though. Top notch.

[@beautiful80sladies22]

@@VestigialHead with age...good content is appreciated

[@2hard2knock]

They need to deliver clean jokes in Utah-so they have to write intelligent material. Thoroughly enjoyed it.

[@YossGold]

First I've ever heard of this guy ... most I've laughed at a comedy show in a long time. Will def be looking out for more Collin Moulton material.

[@JOMOPressureWash]

The old man voice is absolutely gold

[@RalucaPamfil]

Funniest dry bar stand up in my opinion, I laughed out loud more times than I can count. Very clever and funny

[@CinemaDemocratica]

My other favorite so far is Kevin Erskine.

[@RalucaPamfil]

@@CinemaDemocratica I must watch it immediately! Always on the lookout for good stand up 😊

[@RalucaPamfil]

@Daniel Nunez Nope, but now I surely will! Thanks! 😃

[@cameronmassie642]

Bengt is awesome too

[@EbonyPope]

Yeah and the impressions were spot on. That's rare.

[@domnguezcarlos]

This guy is unbelievably funny, he should do another special, I was laughing so hard I woke my wife 😂🤣🤣😂😂🤣🤣😂

[@SeidmannRavn]

Same here! She had to check up on me, wondering if I was okay!

[@johnallen9242]

I know!!

[@jenniferpiper4293]

Totally just woke my husband the same way! Hahahaha 😂😂🤣

[@rebeccahherdener2068]

All the yeses!😂 Totally agree! My husband told me to shush cuz i was bein so loud. Called it "gaffawing".😂

[@chilli-iceolive-abode2447]

We get it you're all happily married. 🤫

[@discoveryoutdoorskcfishing236]

Excellent stand up! Got funnier and funnier all the way through. The last bit about the cop with the stutter had me crying

[@kistuszek]

Same here! 😂

[@norabrandt4078]

The stuttering cop joke made ,e laugh so had that I snorted.

[@Americanwoman74]

Me too! I fell out 😆😆

[@JUST-UK-JAY]

I have 2 friends with different stutters .... trust me YOU NEED that in your life ! One stutters like bu bu bu bu bbbb bikes and one cheek wobbles like its going out of style, the other stalls his whole words for a full on tongue out like (say blaaaahh) that's how he stutters,always has a wet chin. It never stops being one of the funniest things I ever witnessed lol True story

[@pattimcintosh7274]

I was crying too. While i was driving. Lol

[@Indicteronomy]

Good heavens! I've watched a lot of the dry bar comedians, and this guy really takes the cake. Well done!

[@LordTenma]

I don't think he'd take the cake he's vegan so there aren't many options for him :/

[@draconshot928]

@@LordTenma ahh yes but he has 10 different options of milk to add to said cake

[@Indicteronomy]

@@LordTenma Except ... vegan cake.

[@cbrinton71]

This guy almost beats Zoltan Kaszas. Definitely #2 and next in line for the King of DryBar Crown. And my opinion for 3rd place has to be Andy Woodhull. Watch him next if you haven't seen him yet! Step dad winner of everything hands down 💪😎👍 OMG I love you DryBar!

[@suzannehoulden3632]

@@cbrinton71 Thanks for the tips! I'll check out Zoltan next. Can't believe I just discovered Dry Bar a couple days ago. I'm hooked!

[@ms.stillbored_me]

This is, BY FAR, my FAVOURITE Dry Bar comedy show ever. I've watched this so many times now that I have memorized the entire special. I now repeat it to my friends at lunch hahaha. And yes, I credit Collin Moulton.

[@V8Dakota]

And here we have, an ESFP

[@AdreeThompsonLMT]

I do this too. I’m an ENTJ. GO FIGURE! 😂

[@martin-1965]

Dry Bar Comedy has surprised me with the quality of the performers in what I imagine is an alcohol-free venue, This really seems to bring out the best in both the comedians like Collin Moulton and the audience. Highly recommend for everyone to check these videos

[@IntellectuallyKurious]

Sugar-free also. I've watched 20+ vids and not one cuss word. Love this channel

[@VoiceYourSoul]

I dont have any issues with cussing but geez i been over women being called out of their name, the n-word in every sentence. I can go on and on. Cuss words dont bother me at all its how you use them. I do feel like Dry Bar sets the standard to really being a creative comedian and using life as comedy without the excessive cursing which pushes the comedian to be good. Cussing makes a comedian lazy not being tested to their potential as a comedian. I beinge watch these videos. Im very selective anyway in the comedians i watch even if they cuss but it refreshing with dry bar.

[@TristanSZ]

Got any other great dry-bar recommendations like him??

[@blazingswayze5518]

@@TristanSZ brad upton

[@thh5799]

@@TristanSZ Josh Blue is hilarious as well

[@tribeofbenjamin6]

“Grandpa, what was paper..?” “It was made from treEEEs!” 🤣🤣

[@veganessence5270]

"Grandpa, what's trees?" 🤣

[@veganvocalist4782]

Don't, nearly got tummy ache here 🤣

[@dianedavid3052]

I’m actually crying laughing and my whole face hurts! Not even halfway through, this is a great core workout 😭😭😂

[@jermusicays]

I couldn’t sleep due to anxiety. I’m so glad I found this, I haven’t laughed that hard in a really long time. This guy is a genius comedian, I completely agree with those who said it’s the funniest Dry Bar routine ever. Thank you Collin Moulton!

[@hopemccubbin8661]

Genius? You are kind.

[@BrokenRecord-i7q]

👍

[@jermusicays]

@@hopemccubbin8661 The wording I chose conveys the overwhelmingly positive impact this comedian had on me during a very difficult time.

[@Saavycupcake]

Comedy is wonderful for coping. My dog just passed and was the only true love I’ve ever had. Here I am mourning and trying to cope with drybar. Glad it helps you, too

[@PsychoIceBear]

Brilliant. A comic who knows his audience and celebrates people laughing out loud, together.

[@wolf1066]

Definitely the funniest Dry Bar Special I've seen in ages. Actually had me hooting with laughter rather than just chuckling.

[@interestinglyenough7601]

Glad I “waltzed in” and saw this one. Good work.

[@OuchingTigerLimpingDragon]

Someone please applaud that man's accents! Hilarious! The audience is slacking, man...

[@brozxheadshotz7238]

Ooo

[@OuchingTigerLimpingDragon]

@@chilli-iceolive-abode2447 They were laughing, yes, but not applauding. Also, I realized that I hadn't given any indicators that I was taking about the first 5-10 minutes. The whole "vegan" shtick and beyond.

[@merima333]

👏👏👏👏👏👏 great actor

[@shinebright2079]

Ouching Tiger Limping Dragon some people honestly - it just goes right over their heads-

[@thespicyrose]

A comedian rarely makes me laugh out loud. But this guy did it multiple times. I couldn’t stop laughing 👏👏👏

[@jamiejensen321]

I laughed so hard at the part where he's picking up his daughter from preschool, I almost threw up.🤣

[@JoseGarcia-eg1om]

This guy definitely had me crying after the first few minutes of the show. Nonstop laughter

[@MsLenepigen]

"They run towards the sound of crying." Marine Moms lol That's funny, true AND a nice compliment for moms everywhere.

[@ImportKT]

So so happy this came up as a suggestion, I was not prepared for how funny I found this whole routine

[@way2sh0rt07grad]

His old man voice is priceless

[@starrjohnson5525]

Literally a top 10 stand up. I cried so hard. 😂

[@josephestes7076]

I'm laying here with the flu laughing so hard at the last 15 minutes of this that my entire body hurts. But it's so hilarious I dont care.

[@mrsbigmamayas3765]

Awwwwwwww Take care, dude👍

[@eternalreign2313]

Flu? It's 2020 so that doesn't exist. You had covid19.

[@josephestes7076]

@@eternalreign2313 🤙🏼 be safe

[@tinawindham6958]

I hope it’s the flu and not corona virus👍

[@josephestes7076]

@@tinawindham6958 nah it was flu. I'm good thanks for checking.

[@CireSway28]

"I'd have a whole herd of Daddy long dogs" had me rollin

[@ZIEIaou]

dude.. doggy long legs...

[@Supersonic]

i seriously lurched forward laughing, then looked up and the cameraman was showing 5 other people lurching forward laughing XD

[@rebeccahherdener2068]

That hurt i laughed so hard at that one!😂😂💀

[@jekku4688]

Me too omg the mental picture!

[@nicolarollinson4381]

The world needs more guys like Collin Moulton. Thanks, Man 😁🧡

[@Impossibly-Possible]

The last 15 minutes had my stomach hurting.

[@jca7310]

I was sitting at my desk crying bc I trying not to laugh out loud 😂😂😂 Oh Lord, I was dying!

[@nayosilver1180]

It was something you ate? Try not to eat from steet stands.

[@luckyfishbone4822]

@@nayosilver1180 Those tacos man

[@OliverFlinn]

probably because of the shitty vegan food

[@AkSamurai69]

Omg absolutely awesome. That email/mail bit was killer!

[@JennaGetsCreative]

Most accurate chicken impression I've ever seen! When you make a short clip of this guy, use that!

[@Cerinaya]

Dude has been around a lot of chickens. I think they did use that section in one of the shorts.

[@gewgulkansuhckitt9086]

I hate it when people doing a chicken impression just say, "Bok, bok, bok", like they're reading it out of a book.

[@janesejohnsen6750]

My mom. She could di a perfect chicken dance!

[@chrisperrywv]

Specifically looking for this joke to show my brother and I can’t flippi’n find it.

[@KoriMasho]

The best part was that he was 100% right. XD

[@Grace-ij5mq]

I love that he looks so so purely happy when he makes the audience laugh

[@daneguitarist1]

hahahah "quit sending me messages with human handwriting ... its creepy" hahahahaha

[@WickedWest512]

Omg I couldn't stop laughing.

[@daneguitarist1]

@@WickedWest512 hahaha this guy is so awesome haha so are you!

[@amandawilliams2266]

That was probably my favorite line 🤣🤣

[@daneguitarist1]

@@amandawilliams2266 haahhahaha I love your and that

[@amandawilliams2266]

@@daneguitarist1 you love that and what?? Lol

[@randomtroglodyte7272]

This has to be one of the funniest specials out there. Pure genius

[@Katsotomo]

The last 30 seconds had me rolling on the floor. The rest is good, but that last bit was gold

[@renseal475]

THE CHICKEN IMPRESSION GETS ME!! XD Love you man, you are amazing... as well as the stone carve scenario for the LI'L FELLER

[@saiyan_princestudios9790]

Haha my roommate George seriously thought his dad invented all of these famous sayings, he was heartbroken and in shock when he found out his dad didn’t invent all of these famous phrases.

[@adcreel9079]

Poor George

[@heidimarie2095]

I have been so stressed it's been making me sick and this video was a stress relief.. I'm crying laughing listening to it. Thank you 🤗

[@eshellebennett]

he was the best. omg i loved this video. wish i couldve been right there in the audience he was awesome. my family walking past stopped to get a few laughs cause they heard me cackling like a hyena. he held his funny the whole show. his quietest moment was when he drank water. I really hope he goes far and makes a lot of money.

[@Bulldogg6404]

So many excellent impressions on top of great jokes. Get this guy another special

[@fivegonefishin]

This guy is excellent funny. Haven't laughed so much in years. Would love to see him in person.

[@sherryclark6691]

One of the best dry bar comedies. Hilarious!

[@mygo2girls697]

Can't breathe... Tears streaming down my face... Please don't stop

[@spexx24]

Sift through lots of dry bar when bored.....This is one of the absolute golden comedians that rock!!!! Wishing an amazing future!!!!

[@traceen.goodman8774]

When he called the Post Office a "dangerous uncomfortable place" I nearly choked to death lol

[@JJStetson]

I agree. THAT was a hilarious bit! “You’d wait around for hours in the body oder and lack of eye contact until you finally got to talk to an angry misshapen man”

[@ACGNikki]

"What were trees, grandpa?" 😂😂

[@TeamLegacyFTW]

Sad future😪

[@Deillum]

The "Get on your knees" part killed me.

[@ArmchairDeity]

The Wolf Pack “ya had to be there” was never funnier! 😂😂😂

[@duramaxdad]

Peeps under 20 like why is this funny. I Laugh again

[@amberfillmore3517]

Gotta admit that joke took me longer than I would like.

[@mikefoehr235]

Monica

[@roberthouston3824]

@Laughing Gravy yeah, he was. Just like Ahab was Jezebel's wife and queen.

[@SusiFroggy]

I don't know how I haven't heard of this guy before. He's hilarious. Just love him.

[@abhilashprabhakar2736]

He is a vegan, so give him that 😜

[@KayleeGridleyLimitless]

Omg this guy had me ROLLING! What a great set!

[@ragnarharraldsson6850]

Oh my God this guy is hilarious!!! I watched the whole thing two times back to back and laughed just as hard the second time. I especially liked what he said towards the end about people not being able to agree on anything anymore, but his audience had agreed to all come there and agree on something and to laugh together. That a was a beautiful moment. I'm really glad I took the time to watch him.

[@vickielawson3114]

This guy is really funny! He has that great mix of funny material combined with excellent physical and vocal expressiveness and range. Can't wait to see more!

[@dyanegelston6502]

Dry Bar is king of clean comedy!

[@kathyyoung1774]

A woman got out of her car and started browsing through my son-in-law’s tools while he was cutting down a tree in my yard. She thought it was a garage sale. He had to ask her to leave.

[@michellebarnhill5130]

☺️

[@StartFromScratch1]

so interesting, where I live we dont know garage sales. doesnt exist..

[@veganessence5270]

I know it's archaic now but aren't people suppose to read a "garage sale" sign first? I guess not!

[@kathyyoung1774]

@@veganessence5270 You would think so, wouldn't you? We definitely did not have a sign.

[@kathyyoung1774]

@@StartFromScratch1 Here in the USA, when people want to get rid of junk and make a few $$, they set it all out in the front yard on a Saturday and put up a sign, often an ad in the paper. Most people who drive by will stop, just in case there is something they might want at a cheap price. It becomes a social event to some extent. Bargaining is part of the fun.

[@Man.Well93]

MASSIVE set man, highly apprecciated, cheers from Germany, more from him, really the top of what's on Dry Bar!

[@Tommy69deluxe]

seh ich mir mindestens einmal pro Jahr an ... einfach zum schreien lustig , der Kerl!

[@paytondean1339]

I want to play monopoly with this guy

[@llamasugar5478]

The best part would be when he gets the Go to Jail card and has to sing “Bad Boys.” 🎶

[@chakaula8642]

I'm 75 and go back to George Burns, Jack Benny, Milton Berle, Steve Allen, even Ernie Kovacs and THIS GUY is right up there! He commands the stage and has an original method of voice control that is spellbinding! A-1 STAR!

[@aixpert291]

It took a few minutes, but he gets pretty funny.

[@JD_79]

Agreed. By the time he gets to mailing the envelope I was dying.

[@jakehix8132]

This comment got me to stick around longer than 0:30. Worth it. PS. corn on the cob tastes better, i don't know why. I stopped getting KFC cuz they started taking it off the cob xD

[@SagaciousSix]

When??

[@danielalvarez0]

Thanks!

[@SumNutOnU2b]

Takes a while is right. Several whiles if you ask me. 45 show, and there's about 12 minutes of actual funny. But if you have the patience, there's at least 4 minutes of absolute hilarity, so that's okay

[@MSBLS721]

Oh. My. Stars. I have laughed so hard my entire drive to work (listening not watching!) that I can barely breathe and nearly wet my pants several times! Thank you!

[@ChrisKidder]

I soaked them 3 days to get the farts out hahahahaha best line ever!!!

[@docflash1635]

I loved the accent 🤣

[@rebeccathumper9128]

exactly I was on the floor with that one..😂😂😂😂😂💀

[@ZIEIaou]

really?

[@whitetiger432]

Collin is one of the funniest comedians I have ever heard...

[@delorasledge2492]

He's hilarious. When my 4 yr. old tells you to "GO TO BED" he's basically calling you a "stupid hate", LOL.

[@RealityMilitaryTV]

By far one of the funniest specials I have seen in yeeeaaarrrrsss!!!!!

[@violetbuzea2012]

Haven’t laughed this hard in a long time ! How come I’ve never heard of this comedian ! Great stuff 😂😂

[@ericcawith2cs11]

This guy deserves WAY more views. I about passed out from laughing.

[@deborahduthie4519]

“I’d have a whole herd of Little Doggy long legs. “ The audience were in fits of stomach cramping belly laughter. Just like me

[@diamondxoxoxo]

The dancing jokes slayed me!!! 123 your curtains are hideous...

[@evenlyanxious]

I laughed through this entire thing, it's epic LOL totally relatable to me

[@chakaula8642]

I've never given 2 comments before for the same comedian but this guy is SPECTACULAR! So much original content and delivery! He had them in the palm of his hand... very impressive!

[@soumilsingh8530]

Been waiting for this one for so long. This guy's one of my favorites.

[@antonburger01]

This channel has exposed me to some of the very best comedians out there, better than so many boring comedians on other way more mainstream channels (like CC). And this guy is one of the very best! This is some of the best content on the ENTIRE INTERNET!

[@torgiebride8558]

This is not a joke, I have been WAITING for this! As soon as I first saw the individual clips, and then saw other Full Specials, I just started to hope/wait. Thank you, Dry Bar! 😅❤

[@triciakelly5333]

The "We Had Email and the Post Office" bit had me in tears. Oh God, my sides hurt. Worth it; this guy is terrific!

[@kristyrodriguez5220]

It's been a few days but this one is making up for it. Very hilarious.

[@Shimahon]

One of the best DryBars ever, laughed hard many times, great energy man!

[@shawnspencer702]

I've never laughed so hard! Stopped it several times to catch my breath.😂🤣😆🤣😂

[@neillconroy2183]

Amazing! Awesome! The cop and the perp that both stuttered was the funniest routine I saw this year.

[@Verowatches]

I give my highest complement: I peed a little.

[@TrollHiddenCave]

Eww wtf

[@laustin2832]

😂😂😂

[@stanis8431]

I fell off a chair

[@roselyneleclerc332]

Me too...

[@BrokenRecord-i7q]

😂

[@lendog203]

I'm Friggin Dyin'... "Bill Clinton is known for a lot more than just being Hillary’s wife...”

[@GiftsbyChosen]

Let me see if there's anything in here worth going to prison for😂😂😂😂😂😂😂 Bill Clinton: Everyone on your knees... Me: 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀 ______________________

[@flicklepickle7611]

This guy had me in tears. This was PHENOMENAL!!!

[@cheriseelliott9230]

Forty-five minutes well spent. Thank you!!

[@robertbrokus2123]

5 minutes in. Very unique presentation and score. Refreshing. Funny! Thanks I needed that.

[@BoilingDietCoke]

He is better than 99.8% of stand-up's right now! Get this man a special so he can get paid! The stuttering part had me in stitches.

[@GODissgood7]

I’ve seen this several times now and I end up laughing harder all the time

[@lesleyclaster6878]

He got on such a roll, I couldn't catch my breath

[@Sara-lf4fb]

Oh my gosh, Collin Moulton is hilarious!! Good way to end the work week!

[@life.unrestricted.withmere7354]

OMG, I just died from the most delicious mixture of brain and belly stimulation. "I waterboard the squirrels to find out when the deer come around." Dead.

[@pattimcintosh7274]

There are so many brilliant bits in this special. He's my fav dry bar special.

[@monamohammad3494]

His chicken impression is so priceless 😂😂

[@tara_hysteria]

Insanely funny, pure genius I couldn't stop laughing! Thank you Collin and thank you Dry Bar!!!!!!

[@merrewyn]

I haven’t laughed out loud this many times in a good while

[@TheBlackAxe1]

37:32 "Daddy Long Dogs" I was laughing so hard that I had to pause it.

[@spookygamer4550]

Best old man voice ever!

[@LocoRosannuh]

"THAT IS A COW THAT WILL RUIN YOUR HAIR..... everybody knows that" - HAHAHHAHAH

[@riverratrvr9225]

The day care thing was hilarious...saving lives! LOL!

[@louisfkoorts5590]

Good crazy, crazy good. Thanks man. You really got me, I now have the sniffles. (from laughter) 😁👍🏻