Germans Are Arrogant. David Crowe - Full Special

[@jefflindeman]

Ok, this seems like the right place for this old joke: A German tourist arrives at customs in France. After handing over his passport, the French official asks, "Occupation?", to which he answers, "Nein, just visiting."

[@patz470]

Ja, der ist gut! Dein Witz ist um längen besser als die vom Typen im Video.

[@jefflindeman]

Pat Wal ~ Vielen Dank! Schön, dass es dir gefallen hat. Ich spreche kein Deutsch, aber Google Translate hat Ihren Beitrag perfekt übersetzt, sodass ich nur hoffen kann, dass es anders funktioniert. Prost!

[@patz470]

@@jefflindeman "Prost" best word i have heard today!

[@thefloatedartist3563]

Can you explain it..? Please 😅

[@jefflindeman]

Floated artist ~The Nazis "occupied" France during the Second World War.

[@sislau]

This whole set was just awesome. What a combination of imitation, physical comedy, sound effects, story, timing, and absolutely laugh out loud jokes! Get this guy back again!! :D

[@marjamada]

This guy covers an amazing amount of material and is very good at creating mental images - he's hilarious and unique. This was great fun.

[@susanbrekke1405]

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[@rouxchat6033]

This is the 3rd time in 2 weeks that I've rewatched this. He is hysterically funny. Love the German relative, the hobbit, and the ostrich best but the whole routine is so, so funny. David Crowe is extremely talented with a fabulous gift of imitation.

[@graceamerican3558]

The ostrich ride 🤣🤣🤣

[@barbaramullins4233]

"when you get half tired, turn around and go back" unless you are a hiker, you cannot appriciate just how funny that is. The times I went further than half tired I thought I was gonna need emergency rescue

[@WiseManDude]

I can listen to his German accent all day. I just find it hilarious.

[@injesusnamewepray46]

Your name is so cool! I sing a song to my dog called "dudemanguy" and he loves it! Dont know why thats relevant, save for your name being so similar. (Ohhhhh, hes a guymandude he's a dudemanguy, he's a manguydude, he's a dude.... 🎼🎶🎵 And the refrain is just "he's a dude" over and over) I hope you appreciate that as much as i do, after seeing your name.

[@GearZpin]

😂😂My stomach's sore, my throat's sore.. The ostrich story killed me!! This guy's my new favorite! ☺️👍

[@wardharrah55]

I hadn't heard of this guy until KZbin made the suggestion...I'm so glad it did!!! He is hilarious!!! It was great to hear genuine self made material without the F bomb being dropped every minuet or two...GREAT set Mr. Crowe, can't wait to see and hear more of you in the future!

[@shelbz2802]

How does this have an downvotes. I have watched him twice and about peed myself laughing each time.

[@barbaramullins4233]

Snowflakes who are woke and can't laugh at the obvious

[@MonarchsOfBrotherhood]

Probably because of the slavery jokes.

[@barbaramullins4233]

@@MonarchsOfBrotherhood you're right. Still, there is truth there. The laugh is from the irony of it

[@mlucas7837]

Peed yourself at that? You need to get out more. The bread behind him was more interesting.

[@barbaramullins4233]

@@mlucas7837 and you think your opinion matters to me because....? Have fun insulting people all day. You are clearly a miserable person.

[@ShawnHaning]

This was outstanding! I've watched it 3 times now, once with the wife. She loved it too. The physical comedy, impressions/accents, everything was outstanding. David Crowe you have one more solid fan!

[@ajjohnson5046]

I first read the title as “Germs are arrogant” and I was extremely interested.

[@CinemaDemocratica]

Smug Covid bastards.

[@taminy2051]

Of course we are arrogant - we do everything right! But please do me a favour and NEVER google the new Berlin airport BER!

[@hanszimmer9224]

@@taminy2051 berlin is not even german

[@mjulanegandee3656]

I got a 3 day ban for hate speech on fb for the title of video

[@AneGaarden]

@@mjulanegandee3656 THAT should've kind of warned you that the video is crap.. 😉😉

[@Canlyn62]

When we were "stationed" in Germany, in the 80's, we went to a "wildpark" and fed the animals. I got spit on by a llama and our eldest son... About 4-6 years old was bitten by an Ostrich! To this day, he hates those birds!! I could see him riding one, for spite! I laughed so hard, listening to this guy, I cried.....

[@HurricanesKing]

Huh. I actually sat next to this guy on a flight years ago and he told me he did stand up, but I never remembered his name until I saw this video. Pretty funny guy

[@richardhead2281]

Uniquely, awesome comedian. Love the characters, the action told so well as he unfolds the events. I'll be watching this guy again and again. 🙃

[@lopezelba1]

OMG I was dying! He's hilarious. All the accents were perfect. I work for Germans and I never thought I would enjoy the accent this much! He's great.

[@843292]

This was one of the best I've seen! David Crowe is awesome!

[@markiahendrix60]

That was a Great routine... I laughed A LOT 😁👍🏻 And it held my interest for all 49 min. Bravo... to David Crowe ! 👏🏻👏🏻👏🏻

[@MrHodoAstartes]

I'm sorry, but calling a Jetta a German car is a reach. It's a Mexican-produced clanker for the American market that's all but unsellable in Europe.

[@markrobson8747]

It's still a german car ya!

[@axelboltz3077]

And Converse resp. NIKE didn't produce one single shoe on american soil for almost 20 years. Still considered to be an american brand/shoe. Even worse, still considered a Basketball shoe (Chucks). And as a shoes they tend to be pretty shite, beside being a 'Style icon'.

[@frenzyg.7010]

Axel Boltz, but that’s different because they’re still sold in the US and people there wear them. They‘re even part of American Pop-culture (which is why people still wear them regardless of quality issues). The Jetta is (pretty much) non-existent in Germany/Europe. Most Germans have never heard of it. Not saying I disagree with you but your example is just invalid.

[@iknowwhy7896]

@@markrobson8747 This reminds me of my; "Made in America... by Mexicans" joke.

[@mart_en]

@@markrobson8747 No, that's the point, it's not a german car anymore. It's designed, engineered and produced in Mexico for the American market. The only german about it is its badge.

[@SummerSwan50]

This is one of the best Dry Bar Comedy specials I have seen.

[@kg3185]

I laughed so hard I cried and nearly peed my pants at the "ride an Ostrich" story. You are too funny!

[@SuperStarDIY]

I have listened to this probably four times in the last month and it's still just as funny. He is fantastic!

[@TLGmuse]

As a South African listening to you your accent is off, but your discription of this madness was spot on 😂😂😂

[@vzain3082]

OMG I don’t know why I waited to watch him. He’s brilliant! All of his stories were spot on funny and his impersonations of everything were all hilarious! Great job and thank you for the laugh!

[@lyndahammond8883]

This guy is so funny!!! I love his humor! His voices add so much to his work! He also does physical humor extremely well. Very entertaining. Love to see more. Thanks for bringing him to us Dry Bar.

[@yanifree114]

Cheers Dave! I'd pay the big bucks to see you Live & In-Person! You're definitely doin' what you were meant to..make people laugh and look oh so comfortable doing it. Thanks!

[@chloepeifly]

the bbc bit was the best “we seem to have found ourselves in some kind of pit, out of which i do plan to climb! the moment i find my leg,”

[@caroliner2029]

Hahaha!😂

[@wmnoffaith1]

Yes, it really is; I wonder if some British people are genetically formal, lol. My family was. My grandmother didn't even believe in nicknames; everyone was called by their full name. Robert, Joseph, etc.

[@bastesque]

We invented the Jetta to get rid of all the parts that didn‘t make it through Qualitätskontrolle 🤣.

[@babygerman2800]

Ja das stimmt

[@Uouttooo]

You meant couldn't cheat its way through Qualitätskontrolle?

[@TremereTT]

American Jettas are Mexican! And Jetta realy is a pure American model of a car.

[@kennethirgendwas4616]

@@Uouttooo only need to lie about the gases our machines eject.

[@natebalcerak1659]

How is that Germans make parts that cannot pass quality control? HA!

[@Steelhorsecowboy]

He's got my German relatives down to a tee.

[@Snipergoat1]

Too bad the cant fight.

[@Steelhorsecowboy]

@@Snipergoat1 On the contrary. They can fight very well. The problem is that they are the size of New Jersey and they take on adversaries that are exponentially larger. Maybe it's their arrogance.

[@canadiansdoitbest2188]

@@Steelhorsecowboy without a doubt it is arrogance haha I should know, thats my entire family haha

[@Steelhorsecowboy]

@Mrssewhardtoplease I didn't know that there was such a thing. My German relatives may be arrogant but they are not poorly educated.

[@hayati6374]

Steelhorsecowboy what that person says is truer if they migrated a longer time ago

[@Melodic_Soul_87]

Had to use my asthma inhaler because I was laughing so hard!

[@charloud107]

actually the jetta is the car we make for Americans. It's not even sold in Germany. Never seen it in Europe

[@arturkumissov2054]

Asian market has some jettas too )

[@juliuslentz3026]

Doch klar wurde des in Deutschland verkauft is bloß paar Jährchen her

[@robokopp]

My father drove a Jetta in the late 90s in Germany. Very nice car.

[@gnutscha]

wtf are you talking about, i owned one in the 90s in germany...

[@xetinc5356]

@@juliuslentz3026 seit 2018 garnicht mehr und davor auch nicht wirklich. Keiner kauft ne Golf Limousin.

[@peterpan8147]

An American farmer happens to sit in a small German town pub. There he boasts: "When I drive around my property in my car, it takes me three day!" And a German farmer replies: "Oh, I know! I once had such a car, too!"

[@noreenmacuga1866]

😂😂😂

[@lamontmelrose7640]

27:40 - as a black man, I must confess, that was funny as hell!! You really need to loosen up and laugh at that joke! It was hilarious!!

[@a3s1r1986]

I love how he exhausts the entire list of things he could think of to lead into the joke. He did his best to make it awkward and disarm the audience at the same time.

[@lamontmelrose7640]

@@a3s1r1986 it was absolutely genius...I love it...disarming stereotypes and such is so refreshing, smart, and sarcastic too!

[@wmnoffaith1]

thank God someone still has a sense of humor

[@jborrego2406]

Look the ceo of black ppl is talking

[@mishak6175]

@@jborrego2406 are you black?

[@tara_hysteria]

He's fantastic wow thank you so much I laughed the entire time!!!

[@kailahelene7169]

This guy’s HILARIOUS. 🤣🤣🤣 Laughed the whole freaking way through!! Very unique material too lol. Great stuff!

[@flachzange1614]

The Problem with german cars in america ist, that they get produced with American standarts. So they are way worse than the european once. Also ford cars in Europe have a higher quality of production because they have to follow higher standarts.

[@M1ch43l33]

*ones

[@haustierone]

*standards

[@robertw.1499]

Not quite true. All the BMW X-Range of cars are made in Spartanburg, USA, and sold in Europe. I drive an X3 and the build quality is excellent. Oh yeh, I’m English but live in Germany.

[@flachzange1614]

@@robertw.1499 But when they wanna sold them in the EU the cars have to fit the EU standarts.

[@FFM0594]

@@robertw.1499 Ask Mercedes about their M series. A pile of junk built in the USA.

[@itgetter9]

That walk, representing the pick-up truck . . . perfect! LMAO

[@andrewradloff1282]

"Deserveses" is now a word in my vocabulary...

[@sykottic6siccnss]

Had to pause n comment. "We brought black people into this country". Earned a true fan. Thank you for not being racist and delivering a hell of a laugh from the hardest guy to make laugh in America.

[@godschildyes]

I hated it! Was rude and disrespectful!

[@AndragonLea]

Amazing performance, the ostrich story had me in stitches and as a German I can confirm that the ingrained belief in our engineering is present and accounted for! Why buy a dubious foreign product if precision German engineering is available? >_

[@weizenobstmusli8232]

Until cheap Chinese crap is availible at the supermarket Grabbeltisch.

[@AndragonLea]

@@weizenobstmusli8232 Indeed, but those are usually bought by the people that can't or won't afford better, at least where it counts. That and impulse buys.

[@AndragonLea]

No I don't, which is why that stuff usually breaks when you sneeze at it. ;)

[@dnalord77]

@PiatequilaYou got incomplete information. Europe does contribute greatly to technology but it is not evident. When you open an iPhone or some other piece of technology, a lot of the design of the microprocessors as well as the machines used in the assembly and industrialisation of these devices are from European origin. Europe may not build high tech devices, but it makes high tech device industrialisation possible. Same as the US, CA, AU, CN, etc. Each has its own technological contribution.

[@bort_1265]

@Piatequila If you really start to take "produced in" as a measurement of technological advancement, there would be no "high tech country" other than china. Practically all of consumer electronics and high tech is made in China. I don't really get what you're trying to say

[@liezelyoung3817]

I loved it, welcome to South Africa. Your spot on with the description.

[@mamakarma7576]

Liezel Young he however sounded like a Durban Indian

[@windywind6110]

He is very skilled...can listen again and again : )

[@gatekeeper65]

Awesome ! You tube really needs to come with a better system so I can give this guy more than just one like.

[@ohmyblindman]

It will cost you a buck, I'll take five.

[@msrasras]

So true

[@abbie_joan]

*KZbin

[@jimbeam5560]

That 1989 Ford F-150 was built in CANADA!you're welcome.

[@folou9199]

To the rest of the world, Canada is America's next door neighbor, just a little weird.

[@lenkacfk7155]

And the Volkswagen Jetta was built in Mexico, so not our fault! 😉 I've left my German cars unattended for a month while I was on vacation, and none of them have ever refused to start!

[@jimbeam5560]

@@perpetualmori yes now,not in 1989.

[@senza4591]

Ayy free healthcare and maple syrup gang unite! Politely and without being a bother to others, of course.

[@TremereTT]

@@senza4591 The American prime directive is pretty similar to yours. "Impolitely and without beeing a brother to others."

[@misssoderini65]

I am sitting here, home alone, at 2 am watching this. Laughing hysterically, trying not to disturb the neighbors and holding on not to pee from how much I am laughing. This is the best comedian I ever watched.

[@amd65ak47]

It's crazy you don't see more of this comedian he is hilarious he has me laughing the whole time

[@1erinjames]

Can a duh....you just broke the mold!! Brilliant! Very funny comedian!

[@mylittleninjapony7147]

A can is So-duh.

[@1erinjames]

@Al Gee i was stuck trying to figure his shirt out too! Lol. Hilarious!!!

[@DraculaCronqvist]

As a German, I can honestly say, hilarious special!

[@bartsshorts]

pat your back will ya

[@DraculaCronqvist]

@@bartsshorts Got nothing to do with that. Just wanted to say that I do not find this offensive, to maybe put a lock on some special snowflakes who can't take a joke. Evidently, you can't please everybody.

[@bartsshorts]

@@DraculaCronqvist hey, why are your german cars so ugly in my country?

[@brapamaldi]

@@bartsshorts probably the drivers

[@lenkacfk7155]

There are weird people in this thread... I'm a bit miffed that he considers the Jetta a German car, though - was produced in Mexico and sold exclusively in the Americas - never on the German market 😉

[@stitchface008]

You were killing me with the ostrich bit!!

[@carolyntalbot947]

Excellent set! One of Dry Bar's best!👏👏👏

[@alexanotfromamazon]

LOL The jetta talking to itself cracked me up

[@bilindalaw-morley161]

Alexa Not from Amazon yes, I felt quite sorry for her. However I then got a mental picture of him coming home, and her bursting out hysterically,”Where *have* you been for two weeks? TWO whole weeks? Do you have ANY idea how worried I’ve been?” etc

[@alexanotfromamazon]

@Jimmy Rustling one, I can't tell if you're being sarcastic and joking. Two... I'm Italian. Like actually from Italy, born and raised not the way people say they are " Italian" .... So..... I'm not sure what you are getting at...

[@Mighty_Mini]

@Jimmy Rustling 2 things: firstly that indeed should not happen after 2 weeks or you have too much current still used in your car during standby, or an old battery. Secondly the Jetta had quite a few new models since the 80s and the most recent model is even being sold exclusively on the north American market since 2018. A lot of people outside of the US don't disconnect their batteries either for a few weeks, going on vacation. All the best A german engineer 😁

[@anaderol5408]

@@alexanotfromamazon Calma calma Alexa - anch'io - nata in Italia ecc. What is interesting is that there is always one or two people who watch videos like this one but they don't have a sense of humour. I'll never understand why they waste their time. Humour, irony, wit and sarcasm are all beyond their intellectual capacity. Did you read Patequilla's comment above?? Another individual who needs an injection of humour. Hope you are keeping safe. Saluti.

[@alexanotfromamazon]

@Jimmy RustlingNo haha the point I'm trying to make is you're calling people "smug American" without really knowing who they are. It's the world wide web for a reason so your responses to me make no sense.

[@kyleziggy3203]

"We brought black people" Ballsiest joke I've ever heard

[@jerkylover3896]

I died man

[@Free-SpokenMedia]

I get your point but there's way ballsier jokes

[@alejandrobarboza2004]

Wow....este gringo....lol..

[@richardcranium3417]

Just funny.

[@godschildyes]

Yeah and also murdered Natives to build America with a constitution that didn't apply to blacks or Natives at the time. Nothing to be proud of there. A sour sweaty balls joke is what it was!

[@LoriDitchfield]

He had me crying over the ostrich ride. This guy is hilarious 🤣

[@lynnecorsi4100]

Just saw him in Wasilla Alaska, very funny! Had me laughing out loud the whole time!! I would see him again

[@johnnestor7386]

That was so fun. He's incredibly animated in his story telling. I have no doubt he could be a great comedic actor. I'm sure he'll be getting calls. Wow that was great. Thank you sir, and all the best to you and yours!

[@rebeccariordan6391]

The truck & the hiking guide were my favorite images, lol

[@Charlie-sc4kl]

He looks an awful lot like Ed O’Neill. (His facial mannerisms as well.) Oh, and his German accent is glorious!😂

[@CircleB-ig9mk]

I just found this and laughed the whole time!! This guy is hilarious!! 😂🤣😂🤣

[@kevinmcneill7]

This guy has been one of the best I've heard so far, I laughed out loud.

[@greenmeat1270]

Definitely a touch of the Irish on this one, I'm a Crowe and we're from County Claire, spread ourselves all over the world which leads me to my next point, he's nearly the spitting image of Adam Hills

[@mememo3764]

This is one of the best videos so far!

[@dadsfreetimeclassicgaming1220]

Im married to a german and my last name is Crowe. I love this dude already.

[@SuperZytoon]

Such brilliant delivery of fantastic material!

[@GlamourJassi]

His gollum impression is incredible!! 😳

[@abbicarlisle4229]

I've literally watched this five times. Man he's funny.

[@rouxchat6033]

Me too, Abbi. This is the 3rd time in 2 weeks for me and I'll be back for sure. 😄

[@chrisserrific]

Lol! That's exactly why I love the BBC.

[@jaymontealegre143]

I was watching this alone in my apartment and I clapped at the "Can 'a duh" joke. Hilarious spacial.

[@kjo6256]

Oh my god, the ostrich story.. I can't breath from laughing!! 🤣🤣🤣🤣

[@Jaden-up3bg]

He has a very unique script, this was very entertaining!!

[@googleedood9721]

7:53 Shut up! i deserveses it.. I DESERVESES IT!... 😆😂

[@hippolimbicoVIII]

Loved it! It was hilarious start to finish! Great comedian! 😂

[@BiggiN483]

I'm german and i am currently crying and my belly hurts of laughing. Where can i find more of this guy? 😂

[@Freakazoid12345]

Germans are arrogant, but unlike Americans, we have a reason to be.

[@draconariusking8328]

6:19 The Gollum bit was the funniest thing I’ve ever seen and so relatable!

[@pepesilvia2865]

His Gollum impression is perfect.

[@dervakommtvonhinten517]

i disagree

[@Ragnarok6664]

It’s pretty impressive how much stand up this man has done, made me time travel on KZbin 👌🏻

[@nicolehubbard3536]

"Mommy has a toolbox." 😂

[@richardcranium3417]

That’s how they got here

[@seumasmacrae7049]

Love his voices. Thanks, Dry Bar!!

[@marcuslong24]

This guy is freaking hilarious I was crying laughing 😂

[@Runescape.]

yeah but the audience was not laughing tho at a lot of his jokes. i noted a bunch of them fell totally flat with no laugh. i was laughing tho.

[@doctorlolchicken7478]

This guy is one of the funniest guys I’ve seen on this channel. I don’t know why there are so many downvotes. They’re jokes people, not facts.

[@richardcranium3417]

It’s snowing again. Lots of melting flakes out there.

[@Psychol-Snooper]

So I discovered I like looking at bread while watching this. that's something I'll just have to incorporate into my life now.

[@DHorse]

Hmmmm. What kind of bread?

[@Psychol-Snooper]

@@DHorse All of it.

[@carolyntalbot947]

What is the deal with these bizarre backdrops? Lol. I feel for anyone watching this on a carb-restricted diet!

[@Psychol-Snooper]

@@carolyntalbot947 You hit the nail on the head. I went on a low carb diet years ago and it changed me completely. I never liked carbs before. I could care less about potatoes, rice, bread etc, even beer, but the diet changed all of that. After I could eat a bowl of plain rice and my brain just rewards me with bliss! And beer... never liked it, don't like alcohol, now I'm a beer connoisseur. It's really interesting (or scary) how a diet choice can make a permanent change in your brain chemistry/structure.

[@cyoungledesma]

Angry Applesauce haha that’s funny. I noticed the bread and decided I like the fat loaves on the shelf...that’s what I would eat with butter on it! Yummy 😋

[@jennys.8703]

OMG this guy is brilliant, the BBC part and the ostrich story were hilarious, I was laughing so hard all the time

[@eeL_rM]

"Bears don't like Cajun food." Too much.

[@SloppyStroke]

I need to see that ostrich video

[@annegeeraerts1669]

Me too! Hahahahahahahahahahaha! I'm still laughing!

[@9SmartSand6]

After this, I felt the need to Google 'ostrich rides'. There are some funny vids out there.

[@TheKatlnelson]

I've lived in AK for most my life. I carry bear spray on hikes, but never had to use it so far. I laughed so hard about your bear/fish story.

[@kraanz]

You live in a Kalashnikov?

[@TheKatlnelson]

@@kraanz AK is the abreviation for Alaska.

[@kraanz]

@@TheKatlnelson Yeah, I know, Katherine.

[@sashaleman9270]

Car bit is hilarious ! Golum impression is brilliant!

[@k.h.307]

Refreshingly authentic!

[@cookiebandit101]

We wantz ze lemon breads

[@HoneydollYT]

The actual thing about this is that literally the whole world thinks of people from the US as arrogant 🤷🏻‍♀️

[@publicalias8172]

Arrogant, confident, always right whatever your flavor sunshine 🌞

[@taminy2051]

And severly undereducated, or in simple terms, dumb. Don't forget that!

[@publicalias8172]

@@taminy2051 People who rely on formal education to gratify themselves as intelligent are about as interesting as a potato.

[@taminy2051]

@@publicalias8172 I could answer a lot to that, but most would be severly tasteless at the current situation, so I go for: Who wants to be interesting when you can be educated! A bit weak, I know, but to be honest, nothing is so interesting as a walk through the city park with a coleopterist.

[@publicalias8172]

@@taminy2051 Lol to each their own.

[@harleenkour1215]

Laughed way too hard.. He's talented!

[@TheBurnedManGraham]

“I don’t know how to tell you this but we brought black people to this country” 😂😂😂

[@yonkers702lvpride3]

Mike Smith You trying to say white people didn't?

[@mandielou]

@@yonkers702lvpride3 Africans sold their own people black people were already here in America and owned land. The first slave owner was a black tobacco farmer. Before America became America there were a few black people that were part of what they called Congress then including George Washington. ... Shortly after he then became president. The Republicans fought to end slavery and the Democrats retaliated by forming the K-K-K. ... But of course you didn't know any of this because you don't want to know the truth. Truth hurts.. America wasn't built upon racism but the Democrats have always been racist. Planned Parenthood was formed by Margaret Singer who wanted to eliminate black people in America... Which is why they're so concentrated in minority areas. Democrats support abortion under the disguise as a woman's "right" (to murder their child late terms and even directly after BIRTH!). Please know what you're talking about before you go around acting like you do.

[@yonkers702lvpride3]

Amanda Peterson So what your telling me is there were black people in Congress the same time slavery was still a thing ?? Hahhahahaha come on you really believe that ? How could they represent ANYTHING when they didnt even have any rights themselves?

[@TrulyBadTiming]

@@mandielou "I don't know anything about history between 1850 and 1950 so I just assume that the modern political parties are exactly the same as the ones from hundreds of years ago." - you, apparently

[@hayati6374]

Amanda Peterson even in Europe we know more about your history. You are disgusting..

[@phasm42]

That ostrich story is gold 😅😅😅

[@ohmyblindman]

more like platinum.

[@barbaramullins4233]

I know! I almost wet myself for real!

[@hannannah1uk]

OMG this guy is great.

[@RatTaxi]

How am I just now seeing this man? I have been so impressed with Dry Bar!

[@CinemaDemocratica]

"Apparently what this guy's been doing every day ... *never* gets old."

[@lmansur1000]

Very very funny! Enjoyed every minute!

[@katrinavangrouw8843]

this dude is amazing

[@thatotherdebra1834]

How have I never seen him before? He is hilarious! 😂👍

[@kelconway5792]

This is just what I needed after listening to non-stop virus coverage. Amazing stand-up! So funny!

[@cyoungledesma]

Kel Conway and 5 months later I just found this and still in quarantine

[@WouldntULikeToKnow.]

My dad had a 1990 Ford F-150 and that's exactly how he drove it. His name is Tony and he's from NJ.

[@robinraphael]

Hats off to you sir for saying it I'm loving this dude hella funny

[@ellen_thekindtempest]

What a brilliant comedian! 🤩