Never Marry A Crafty Woman. Jamie Lissow

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Dry Bar Comedy

Dry Bar Comedy

Күн бұрын

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@dariam6216
@dariam6216 4 жыл бұрын
this guy is hilarious... I laughed so loud my boyfriend came running to see what's going on and the second he heard 'craft store' he run away even faster
@anonymousalien9800
@anonymousalien9800 4 жыл бұрын
🤣
@jkindred2494
@jkindred2494 4 жыл бұрын
😂🤣😂
@lizcrowson7333
@lizcrowson7333 4 жыл бұрын
😂
@joeyriddle
@joeyriddle 3 жыл бұрын
😛
@lorraineevans8062
@lorraineevans8062 3 жыл бұрын
Hahaha okay that made me laugh even harder than the comedian had me going. I enjoyed him immensely!!
@drshrimppuertorico8894
@drshrimppuertorico8894 4 жыл бұрын
My girl took me to Michael’s one day and I swear I’ve never seen so many women look so happy but at the same time so indecisive
@Magnum-qw8su
@Magnum-qw8su 4 жыл бұрын
First four words of your comment points out who's the boss 😳, guilty as charged 🤷
@drshrimppuertorico8894
@drshrimppuertorico8894 4 жыл бұрын
357 Magnum my gf said to tell you that I wear the pants in this house
@leaderofnow
@leaderofnow 4 жыл бұрын
Dr Shrimp Puerto Rico 😅
@DjinnsĘnigma
@DjinnsĘnigma 4 жыл бұрын
@@drshrimppuertorico8894 so you have a pantsless wife walking around the house? Y'all need any contractor work done? Maybe I could swing by if you're sellin a boat or somethin.
@Magnum-qw8su
@Magnum-qw8su 4 жыл бұрын
@@drshrimppuertorico8894 very witty sir 👍🤣
@amechealle5918
@amechealle5918 3 жыл бұрын
About 15 years ago I was assistant manager at a craft store. I felt so bad for the Husbands who’s eyes would glaze over as soon as they entered the store. I decided to make a change. We brought in a couch and 2 chairs small coffee table and got subscriptions to outdoors, woodworking, men’s fitness and a sporting magazine. Total game changer. Hubbies would get a snack at the register and head to the man corner.
@lindsaycarr4354
@lindsaycarr4354 3 жыл бұрын
That's a great idea.
@user-yt3uq9jc8q
@user-yt3uq9jc8q 2 жыл бұрын
I don’t like to segregate but I would happily find my way to the man corner accordingly so.. only to be picked up later after a few disoriented hours of socializing with other nomads. Don’t let me near the glue aisle.. *SNIFF* *SNIFF*
@jimmy-et1pm
@jimmy-et1pm Жыл бұрын
Prolly should have gotten a liquor license...bars would be in BIG trouble....
@michaelmoubarek1178
@michaelmoubarek1178 Жыл бұрын
You did a public service right there
@amechealle5918
@amechealle5918 Жыл бұрын
@@michaelmoubarek1178 everyone was happy and the boost in sales was nice too. 😁👍🏼👍🏼
@stevenryle5709
@stevenryle5709 4 жыл бұрын
I really enjoy a comic who is funny without the swearing and grossness that some think is funny. This guy is funny, period.
@amandawilliams2266
@amandawilliams2266 4 жыл бұрын
Same , honestly it takes more intelligence to make a good clean joke then just be nasty! Anyone can talk stupid . Dry bar gets people who are actually funny
@thames_music1219
@thames_music1219 4 жыл бұрын
@Marksman King Milked them how? By milking, do you mean he said them for comedic effect? Because in that case, I believe he was doing his job as a comedian
@tomasarico880
@tomasarico880 4 жыл бұрын
Dry bar is in Utah county, there are a lot of LDS, people who don't allow cursing, it's a wonderful place to live..
@sbrown8937
@sbrown8937 4 жыл бұрын
Yes!! Same!!! That's talent!!
@amandawilliams2266
@amandawilliams2266 4 жыл бұрын
@Marksman King Wow you must be highly educated as well ,taking the time away from all you do to be nasty to a complete stranger in the comments section on KZbin! To what do I owe this honor ?
@stardotstar2393
@stardotstar2393 4 жыл бұрын
Love craft stores. I don’t ask hubby to go. In fact, I’d rather go without him. With him it’s like hunting with the game warden.
@Decster4everer
@Decster4everer 3 жыл бұрын
Brilliant
@sunrisehollowfarm
@sunrisehollowfarm 3 жыл бұрын
Hahaha so true!!!
@aimeecollins7644
@aimeecollins7644 3 жыл бұрын
Lol true story!
@cathyhellen5519
@cathyhellen5519 3 жыл бұрын
@@aimeecollins7644 Chuckle 🤭
@claraborisov01
@claraborisov01 3 жыл бұрын
Lovecraft stories are the best. If you have the stomach for it.
@gabriellef3351
@gabriellef3351 4 жыл бұрын
I am this woman. My partner and i died at this. I absolutely drink a ton of coffee and want to take on a bunch of projects. Some of these punch lines are now catch phrases in the house.
@Fizz-Pop
@Fizz-Pop 4 жыл бұрын
Poor guy..
@amandawilliams2266
@amandawilliams2266 4 жыл бұрын
Same ,but I prefer to shop alone lol
@joseville
@joseville 4 жыл бұрын
Lol. I was just wondering was there tension before about this and is the tension less now that it's taken on a comedic spin?
@gabriellef3351
@gabriellef3351 4 жыл бұрын
@@joseville nah its an ongoing joke for us.
@gabriellef3351
@gabriellef3351 2 жыл бұрын
@John Smith hahah! No, just unmarried! We're too old for terms like boyfriend/girlfriend which seems like for young people and young relationships. Partner does get questions though. My best friend said it makes them think we're business partners :)
@musicchickart7046
@musicchickart7046 4 жыл бұрын
I can’t imagine taking a man in with me. I would rather go alone than have someone completely miserable with me.
@TheYakkis
@TheYakkis 4 жыл бұрын
Are you single ? Call me
@fpsserbia6570
@fpsserbia6570 4 жыл бұрын
@@TheYakkis 😂😂😂
@cerberus3610
@cerberus3610 4 жыл бұрын
Can you wikileaks that in the women meetings plz. Mankind will owe you one 😂
@stephanied6711
@stephanied6711 4 жыл бұрын
I agree
@darylcarter2796
@darylcarter2796 4 жыл бұрын
Good girl!
@Ashly178
@Ashly178 4 жыл бұрын
8:33 "what do ya imagine my role would be, at the craft store?" Same as my husbands role, how else can I use a 40% off coupon twice !
@nicolecourtney8688
@nicolecourtney8688 4 жыл бұрын
He should add that to his joke 👍👏👏👯 i am a chronic crafter LMAO it started with art class in highschool and then had 3 kids went into stage makeup then just beimg a makeup artist wasn't enough so now i do nails, make steampunk jewelry and...also have way too many empty pasta sauce jars, coffee cans, empty tp rolls, 15 pencil boxes with crayons, colored pens, pencils, gel pens, paints and a full shelf of diff adhesives 🙊i have everything for ANY craft you could ever make😲😂😂😂
@nieslicznotka
@nieslicznotka 3 жыл бұрын
You're a genius! I've never thought about this! Thanks!
@cazkiwinz4300
@cazkiwinz4300 3 жыл бұрын
Pity they doing away with your 40% off vouchers now aye :(
@SaltLifeGypsy68
@SaltLifeGypsy68 3 жыл бұрын
They took away the coupons because too many men started showing up with the wives. 🤣🤣🤣
@vikingirl7849
@vikingirl7849 3 жыл бұрын
That’s me sometime I take my husband and daughter lol
@lw3269
@lw3269 4 жыл бұрын
"I still only have the five senses, still". Comedy gold.
@toscatattertail9813
@toscatattertail9813 3 жыл бұрын
need to develop the 6th sense that warns you someone is about to touch something they shouldn't
@lindafielder8344
@lindafielder8344 4 жыл бұрын
My husband is a sweetheart, he just says buy whatever you want. It usually means he’s wanting a new tool for his shop. 🤣
@matydunn8830
@matydunn8830 4 жыл бұрын
Oh my gosh yes!!! Mine is a mechanic I'm a crochet freak. He actually hand me a check every pay day he says is cheaper and I know what's on the checking account. Hahaha
@Pebblesmas
@Pebblesmas 3 жыл бұрын
MINE 2 😂, SO WE ARE BOTH HAPPY
@hahna77
@hahna77 3 жыл бұрын
You're all very blessed
@mskerriboberri
@mskerriboberri 3 жыл бұрын
So much yes! My husband doesn’t say anything about my craft purchases...he collects and restores anything with wheels.
@tinagelven4988
@tinagelven4988 3 жыл бұрын
Mine usually wants a new guitar!
@susanellis3001
@susanellis3001 4 жыл бұрын
I confess, Im that Crafty Wife. I thought it was hysterical and so true. My husband always throws away things I set aside to craft with as well. You nailed it. So funny
@browncoatgirlmjm
@browncoatgirlmjm 4 жыл бұрын
I guess I'm lucky. My husband and I are BOTH crafty. We actually got together in art class in high school. Married almost 20 years. We could spend DAYS in a craft store together. ❤❤❤ Ladies, find yourself a man who is an artist and you'll never have to drag him into the craft store! 👍
@alaysiakayebutler6299
@alaysiakayebutler6299 3 жыл бұрын
Sounds like the plan to have, as an artist. Raised 2 families, a Grammy now and the only males that can compete with my private comfort zone, and win every time, are under 3 ft tall and love to rock, literally, to Super Simple Songs..lol. And they LOVE doing crafty messy stuff!!
@OldHag73
@OldHag73 3 жыл бұрын
Can't find a man like that, they are all taken so I stay alone and can shop what I want 😆😆
@patricianelson8
@patricianelson8 3 жыл бұрын
My husband has his own craft. Welding, and mechanic work. I sew, jewelry making, and crochet.
@julieb737
@julieb737 2 жыл бұрын
You’re a very lucky woman .
@jeffstumpf9129
@jeffstumpf9129 2 жыл бұрын
I am an artist and craft isn’t art.
@JG-fe1gx
@JG-fe1gx 3 жыл бұрын
My town has it figured out. Right next door to the craft warehouse there's a place called Sportsmans Warehouse.
@bintlooda
@bintlooda 3 жыл бұрын
Brilliant lol
@ladistar
@ladistar 2 жыл бұрын
Bahahahahahaha awesome
@gregsage1605
@gregsage1605 4 жыл бұрын
My wife took me to Michaels once. I retaliated and swung by Home Depot on the way home. I like living in the shed.
@firequeen2194
@firequeen2194 4 жыл бұрын
😂
@kimmemarker974
@kimmemarker974 4 жыл бұрын
My husband has to supervise me at Home depot. To me its an 'extreme crafting' store
@rkmcc551
@rkmcc551 4 жыл бұрын
Lol my husband and I used to (when we were younger) walk through Lowes or Home Depot dreaming and making "Home Improvement " grunts!
@BrazenFinesse
@BrazenFinesse 4 жыл бұрын
I like home depot
@jacke8847
@jacke8847 4 жыл бұрын
Eeeeeeeek, I hate stopping at home depot. I go to the plant section till it's over.
@moniquehorton88
@moniquehorton88 4 жыл бұрын
This is soooo funny I’m in tears. Told my husband to listen, he also heard the word craft store and went in the other room...
@barbarajames8610
@barbarajames8610 4 жыл бұрын
My husband asked me once why I took a large piece of fabric, cut it into small pieces, then sewed it back together to make a quilt.
@Carolmaizy
@Carolmaizy 3 жыл бұрын
So true! I love quilting, though.
@KingsDaughter1957
@KingsDaughter1957 3 жыл бұрын
Good one! :)
@deborahprkn
@deborahprkn 3 жыл бұрын
😂 ❤️
@barbarajames8610
@barbarajames8610 3 жыл бұрын
Since Covid-19 started, I’ve done 65 quilts, although nine still need binding😂
@bellbird
@bellbird 3 жыл бұрын
Just ask him how his clothes were made. Or would he prefer being wrapped in a toga?
@shackman9566
@shackman9566 4 жыл бұрын
I must be out of my mind. That's what I say every time I volunteer to take my wife to the craft store. It doesn't happen that often and some how I seem to forget how terrible the previous trip was. But it does finally end and my feet stop hurting and my head ache goes away and my eyes stop bleeding but she's worth it and it makes her happy and you know what they say happy wife happy life.
@kenbellchambers4577
@kenbellchambers4577 4 жыл бұрын
That, unfortunately is bullcrap.
@amandawilliams2266
@amandawilliams2266 4 жыл бұрын
@HEAV¥HAND nah he's not a servant ,he just cares enough to go with her how's that make him a slave ? We're talking about one little slice of the whole relationship.
@amandawilliams2266
@amandawilliams2266 4 жыл бұрын
My husband is like you , and I tell ya I appreciate him so much ,so I also will make those trips with him to the home improvement stores that make my feet hurt and bore straight to death lol 😊☺️
@jenniferpearce1052
@jenniferpearce1052 4 жыл бұрын
@@amandawilliams2266 Love goes both ways, right?😊
@HeatherB..
@HeatherB.. 4 жыл бұрын
He's just a good husband, and im sure she's a good wife, otherwise, why would he try and make her happy... cheers to a happy marriage!
@paulmoore7064
@paulmoore7064 4 жыл бұрын
Abandon all hope when you enter Hobby Lobby.
@Angel-rq3pi
@Angel-rq3pi 4 жыл бұрын
This comment works on sooooo many levels lol
@MacshaddyMarie
@MacshaddyMarie 4 жыл бұрын
😈😈
@hopeharrison1792
@hopeharrison1792 3 жыл бұрын
So true...hard to not want to buy everything there 😂😂
@japanesemangalover
@japanesemangalover 3 жыл бұрын
I was just there for a return and came out with 10 things. 😆🤣
@maurissakeller5059
@maurissakeller5059 3 жыл бұрын
And besides entering a Hobby Lobby, I’d get lost in one because I can’t see over the walls. 😁
@TheDailyConnoisseur
@TheDailyConnoisseur 3 жыл бұрын
"The egg carton is the bitcoin of Pinterest" 😂😂
@mkaay1204
@mkaay1204 3 жыл бұрын
Isn't that the best?!
@doll2607
@doll2607 3 жыл бұрын
Only the real crafters understand that! Lmao! Egg cartons are so useful!
@cliffmiles8862
@cliffmiles8862 Жыл бұрын
Thanks!
@sassyinscrubs5206
@sassyinscrubs5206 4 жыл бұрын
When i go to michaels and i see a man i wonder what he did to get in trouble
@kenbellchambers4577
@kenbellchambers4577 4 жыл бұрын
Easy, he threw away the egg carton.
@EASpiritualOracleSports
@EASpiritualOracleSports 4 жыл бұрын
🤣😂
@kathie9823
@kathie9823 4 жыл бұрын
My husband went to Michael's to buy me a special picture frame for Christmas. It was for our son's military photo and he was proud that he went in by himself and picked it out.😆
@u.p.woodtick3296
@u.p.woodtick3296 4 жыл бұрын
Pamela Travis its where I get my art supplies
@KyraDestinyCR
@KyraDestinyCR 4 жыл бұрын
I only ever go to Michael's to get things for my decidedly not-crafty husband. Hobby Lobby? You couldn't pay me enough to go in there. LOL
@monicavidal2616
@monicavidal2616 3 жыл бұрын
Brilliant, watched this with hubby and laughed so much. Scrapbooked and quilter. We live in Toronto, Canada and all stores are closed, I used to cross to Buffalo for Joanne and Hobby Lobby, miss that so much..crafting is great therapy, especially these days. Stay healthy and strong everyone.
@gst2800
@gst2800 3 жыл бұрын
I took a male friend to Joanne's to buy bedding, one time. After about an hr, he stretched his arms out, buried his face & upper body in a pile of pillows, and said: ' I don't like this store anymore.' 💯🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
@jameeljames2338
@jameeljames2338 4 жыл бұрын
Wouldn’t be surprised if comedy is a form of therapy for him and his marriage lol
@Magnum-qw8su
@Magnum-qw8su 4 жыл бұрын
It's been said that some ppl w/traumatic experiences/childhood use humor as self therapy, comedian Robin Williams had a bad isolated childhood, used different characters in his childhood as friends if memory serves me correctly 🤔
@Kayenne54
@Kayenne54 3 жыл бұрын
Was thinking the exact same thing. Hopefully his wife feels the same way.
@dianaspy6733
@dianaspy6733 4 жыл бұрын
I would want the husband to stay home with kids. So I could shop alone or even forage for the pine cones! 😂😁🖖
@kimberlylewis7948
@kimberlylewis7948 4 жыл бұрын
Ditto. I don't think I've ever gone to a craft store with my husband. There's just no point.
@kerrybrown2890
@kerrybrown2890 4 жыл бұрын
I agree. I am in Heaven when I am in Michael's ALONE! No grandkids, parents or anybody else who annoys me and interferes with my fun. Lol
@skinnyway
@skinnyway 4 жыл бұрын
right! why bring a snot-nosed whiny brat along - he should stay home with the dog!
@alaysiakayebutler6299
@alaysiakayebutler6299 3 жыл бұрын
@@skinnyway stirring it up much?
@ekunina5410
@ekunina5410 3 жыл бұрын
Me too. I love Pine Cones!
@maryksnyder1155
@maryksnyder1155 5 ай бұрын
Hysterical! 🤣 Laughed too hard! Thank you!!! Love DryBar!!
@TheCraftyMagnolia
@TheCraftyMagnolia 4 жыл бұрын
I am a crafty lady and I nearly laughed my craft off at this. So harsh... but oh, so funny. LOL
@lukequigley121
@lukequigley121 Жыл бұрын
Jamies facial expressions are 50% of the impact..The eyes roll , left to right..
@mydanshi9683
@mydanshi9683 4 жыл бұрын
I’m crafty and single. Best for everyone I think.
@alaysiakayebutler6299
@alaysiakayebutler6299 3 жыл бұрын
Freedom of expression, lol. Only way Ive found. Priceless..
@jennylynn9668
@jennylynn9668 3 жыл бұрын
Crafting, so one gets murdered...
@maurissakeller5059
@maurissakeller5059 3 жыл бұрын
Same....too many projects.
@lisamendoza7844
@lisamendoza7844 4 жыл бұрын
I'm a crafty woman and oh my goodness I laughed so hard! This was super funny. I feel the need to apologize but I can't. "I'm holding the glue gun. I wanna see Michael right now. Sir there is no Michael. I thought so. He wouldn't do that to his own people." lololol!
@mkaay1204
@mkaay1204 4 жыл бұрын
I LOVE IT!! I've had days where I've gone from Michael's, to Joann's & wrapped it up at Hobby Lobby!
@bresev8958
@bresev8958 3 жыл бұрын
I did that today😂
@stephaniedurham6999
@stephaniedurham6999 3 жыл бұрын
Oh the amazing Trifecta
@bnjmnwst
@bnjmnwst 3 ай бұрын
Man, Jamie needs a sitcom. He's awesome!
@trackingstationneillindsay
@trackingstationneillindsay 4 жыл бұрын
We just found this channel and we've been laughing consistently for at least 4 days!!! Thanks so much! ---- MRS Neil Lindsay
@sophiej5392
@sophiej5392 4 жыл бұрын
Same here 😂
@HeatherB..
@HeatherB.. 4 жыл бұрын
😂
@christopherbrubaker2070
@christopherbrubaker2070 4 ай бұрын
Finally I laughed the whole way through. Listening to those woman laugh at themselves was priceless. 😊 Jamie Lissow “funny” comic. Well done. ⭐️⭐️⭐️⭐️⭐️
@yellowswallowtail33
@yellowswallowtail33 3 жыл бұрын
You had me laughing the entire time. I love it when husbands talk about their lady, polk fun but always make sure the crowd knows how much you love her...nothing better than laughing at our strong relationships! "I don't know, maybe your making a poop quilt!"🤣 You have a new fan!
@sarahbrooks4016
@sarahbrooks4016 4 жыл бұрын
My husband goes with me and just finds weird stuff to play with. I left him alone with a toddler find him 20 minutes later and him and our daughter are having a sword fight with these giant flowers
@merrileebauman8941
@merrileebauman8941 3 жыл бұрын
That's great. Hilarious. Smart, good husband.
@gAmEOvEr1013
@gAmEOvEr1013 3 жыл бұрын
That's awesome!! 😂
@nancyelia3022
@nancyelia3022 3 жыл бұрын
I shared this with my whole family, laughed so hard. I wonder who the people were that gave it a thumbs down? Michael and Joanne?
@KingsDaughter1957
@KingsDaughter1957 3 жыл бұрын
That's funny :)
@rhondafrederick4049
@rhondafrederick4049 3 жыл бұрын
Probably paper quillers... I hear they're pretty uptight
@DariceDavisjprocks94
@DariceDavisjprocks94 3 жыл бұрын
@@rhondafrederick4049 Funny! I'm ready to learn this art to use in my scratch/art Journals. Quils would never be as satisfying to me as acrylic in pouring, abstract paintings. The scratch/art Journals give me a small, quick format to practice ideas, new skills, color combinations and composition & perspective. I'm taking self-designed classes in drawing and formal 2D & 3D design to expand my pouring skills, as well as my imagination and my understanding of artistic language. It's fun! Doesn't have to be anywhere near perfect; enough is good enough.
@dustchip8060
@dustchip8060 Жыл бұрын
All men for even bring up the subject.
@starrayon
@starrayon 4 жыл бұрын
His definition of "crafting" is spot on! LMBO!! 😂😂
@marytillman372
@marytillman372 4 жыл бұрын
My daughters and I made all the stuff for their weddings. (Weeks apart). My friend at work asked me - are the things cheaper to make? I told her - hell no!!! She missed the point entirely. Not a crafter...
@alkggkla5643
@alkggkla5643 4 жыл бұрын
I worked ina craft store for years and this is HYSTERICAL! 🤣🤣🤣 We always had the older ladies shop and their husbands generally waited in the car lol
@wendycatsdotcom
@wendycatsdotcom 3 жыл бұрын
There is a WONDERFUL, huge yarn store out in western MA that has set up comfy chairs in the front of the store for husbands. My husband always has a book (or 2 , or 3) with him, so he was very happy to sit and read while I happily browsed.
@daynashallenberger6256
@daynashallenberger6256 3 жыл бұрын
09
@jessicasmith6873
@jessicasmith6873 4 жыл бұрын
Try knitting a blanket it ends up costing over 100 bucks
@MsLunaWica
@MsLunaWica 4 жыл бұрын
Help😲 I think need a yarn intervention!!!!!!!
@taitano12
@taitano12 4 жыл бұрын
Oh, gosh yarn it. Knot again!
@NW-rc2kw
@NW-rc2kw 4 жыл бұрын
What was your girl doing that the blanket ended up costing a hundred bucks? I crochet my husband a 6-ft by 4-ft blanket and it only cost me about $25.
@melanietempleton2605
@melanietempleton2605 4 жыл бұрын
Lol ! The good yarn?
@Mexicobeanpole
@Mexicobeanpole 4 жыл бұрын
😂😂😂😂
@debrajenkins1622
@debrajenkins1622 4 жыл бұрын
ahhh but crafting is much cheaper than doing drugs, drinking, gambling, smoking, buying endless stuff from Amazon. 😸
@Decster4everer
@Decster4everer 3 жыл бұрын
I buy yarn, probably (definitely), too much.., BUT my guy buys scratch tickets..... no more arguments!
@czntrm
@czntrm 3 жыл бұрын
I don't know the price of drugs, but I DO know about my favorite yarn brands! If you're into several crafts, you can blow quite a bit of money! I justify it by gradually transitioning from knitting to crocheting with fine yarn to tatting to embroidery to sewing to book binding to scrapbooking to journaling... I just alter a few tools and I'm in a whole new hobby! I've probably spent a small fortune in my lifetime without stepping foot in a casino! 😂
@LovinglfDesigns
@LovinglfDesigns 3 жыл бұрын
Except when you buy endless craft supplies on Amazon
@Kayenne54
@Kayenne54 3 жыл бұрын
Yeah, what about those guys who are "fix 'em up" car crazies? thousands of dollars later, and THAT CAR is still sitting in the garage. It will never go anywhere. Because...the hub caps cost more than the house, so taking it out of Fort Knox is a big no no...
@melissasmith8592
@melissasmith8592 3 жыл бұрын
No matter what hobby your into it's expensive, we find ways to cut the cost. Men love to collect tools , we like to craft. I like to do both 😁
@linkbelt111
@linkbelt111 Жыл бұрын
He’s so funny, great delivery. His studio apartment bit is beyond funny.
@Tsadie1
@Tsadie1 4 жыл бұрын
How I’m surviving 2020. Grateful for the laughter.
@cynthiaesquibel3191
@cynthiaesquibel3191 4 жыл бұрын
This guy is great! It's all true! I'm a crafter and he had me laughing til I couldn't breathe!!
@sue7309
@sue7309 4 жыл бұрын
This is the funniest comic ever. This is me . I laughed out loud so much! Thank you we can all use a good laugh in these crazy times.
@devdawg22
@devdawg22 3 жыл бұрын
I NEVER take my husband to the craft store. That's like hunting with the game warden.
@susanisrael9779
@susanisrael9779 4 жыл бұрын
Where do you find craft-friendly husbands? Asking for a friend.
@sandij.1888
@sandij.1888 4 жыл бұрын
Susan Foster- I don't think they're just "out there" waiting to be found... I feel like they're... MADE. I also think the key is to just find a "good one" who just REALLY wants to make you happy. Then... just let him!! To keep one forever tho... ya have to remember to "return the favor". (Be the one who just "wants him to be happy" too.) Ok. THAT sounds a little more serious than I intended, but it works! Meanwhile.... THIS. GUY. IS. HYSTERICAL!!🤣🤣🤣🤣
@kcibarra7269
@kcibarra7269 4 жыл бұрын
They're all under a hood somewhere or in the Harbor Freight lookin for tools. Men craft differently...
@davewinch6029
@davewinch6029 3 жыл бұрын
Marry an artist and make sure your craft store carries art supplies. :-O
@Pebblesmas
@Pebblesmas 3 жыл бұрын
Mine is! Just tell the man hecan spent as much money and time on HIS hobby as you are on crafting, and suddenly every man loves a crafty wife
@sunnycharacter
@sunnycharacter 3 жыл бұрын
Haha, I totally LOLed just now!
@garandjopen643
@garandjopen643 3 жыл бұрын
This is my #1 favorite Dry Bar set. I've watched it multiple times, and it's still funny. 😆
@abjectt5440
@abjectt5440 4 жыл бұрын
My wife would start projects around the house but never seemed to finish any.
@jennifervantassel4571
@jennifervantassel4571 4 жыл бұрын
Yes, we get very excited to start a project then if it takes too long we get bored and get a new idea. I have so many 1/2 done craft protects too.
@stephanied6711
@stephanied6711 4 жыл бұрын
That's my husband 😂😂
@MacshaddyMarie
@MacshaddyMarie 4 жыл бұрын
Me buying a sewing machine 😆😆
@amandakelley1665
@amandakelley1665 3 жыл бұрын
I love to redo furniture but I have made myself finish one project before starting another
@deanb024
@deanb024 3 жыл бұрын
abject T We agreed to a guideline. My wife can have one house project going at a time. Otherwise, I can't actually get my work done...
@sandraveltri2492
@sandraveltri2492 4 жыл бұрын
Hey!! I’m a quilter and you can’t buy what I can make. (Yup, it’s expensive but it keeps me sane - which is priceless!!) happy wife, happy life. ☺️☺️☺️
@individualismincarnate6467
@individualismincarnate6467 4 жыл бұрын
"I wanna talk to Michael.." 🤣🤣🤣
@catbradley282
@catbradley282 4 жыл бұрын
🤣🤣
@tugboat2
@tugboat2 4 жыл бұрын
“...I didn’t think he would do that to his people...”😂😂😂
@KingsDaughter1957
@KingsDaughter1957 3 жыл бұрын
"I'm waving around a glue gun" :D
@sarahbailey522
@sarahbailey522 4 жыл бұрын
“You know that shelf?” Lol
@maremiy9007
@maremiy9007 3 жыл бұрын
“ WHY WOULD YOU THROW IT AWAAAAYYYYYYYY?!?!?!” 🤣🙌🏻
@patriciapuchelt4663
@patriciapuchelt4663 3 жыл бұрын
Omg this is legit a 100% on point... and this is coming from a chick that loves to go do crafts.. i used to drag my husband to the stores but i learned that We are both happier if I go alone lol.
@aggierowe9574
@aggierowe9574 4 жыл бұрын
‘the egg carton is the Bitcoin of Pinterest...” I busted a gut
@smalltownusa3124
@smalltownusa3124 3 жыл бұрын
FYI - As a crafter, I can attest to the fact that NOTHING good ever came from using an egg carton in crafts. I repeat - NEVER!!
@aggierowe9574
@aggierowe9574 3 жыл бұрын
@@smalltownusa3124 😂 so true
@ElsonFernando78
@ElsonFernando78 3 ай бұрын
That was great and funny storytelling!
@IshaniScards
@IshaniScards 3 жыл бұрын
I am a crafter and very lucky to have my man ask me, what I want from the craft stores if he is visiting US. But am sure he will LOL, if I show him this video 😂 but he is a blessing ❤
@christiangibbs1482
@christiangibbs1482 4 жыл бұрын
The Bitcoin of Pinterest. Brilliant.
@Violet-qf8dr
@Violet-qf8dr 3 жыл бұрын
That just reminded me to look up crafts to make out of my stack of egg cartons. I think I'll search it up now.
@LILRHONDALEE
@LILRHONDALEE 3 жыл бұрын
I KNOW...RIGHT?! ROFLMFAO!!!
@kittysparklr6626
@kittysparklr6626 4 жыл бұрын
I loved this but, while watching I realized tomorrow is Saturday and now I think we are going to the craft store.
@ITGirlll
@ITGirlll 4 жыл бұрын
Has literally taken every ex-boyfriend to the craft store...explains why they all hate me now 🤣
@HosCreates
@HosCreates 4 жыл бұрын
If they can put up with your crafts they're a keeper 😉
@bluehammy1
@bluehammy1 3 жыл бұрын
I second what Amanda H. says. You just haven't found him yet. You have an excellent idea for weeding out the wrong ones!
@themisfitwrangler
@themisfitwrangler 4 жыл бұрын
The sauce jar story was a lie. Husbands don't throw out empty containers, ever. 😹
@aleanufopilotftlcertified5663
@aleanufopilotftlcertified5663 4 жыл бұрын
Wow, you're psychic. I just can't bring myself to throw away any type of container. Especially coffee cans and shoe boxes. Dunno why... Do you?
@Magnum-qw8su
@Magnum-qw8su 4 жыл бұрын
Screw the lid to the cellar ceiling, store stuff/small parts in the jar, screw on to lid on ceiling, out of the way easy to view storage 🤔👍😎
@dsmith8263
@dsmith8263 4 жыл бұрын
Actually this depends on the person. Some guys do and some don't
@Magnum-qw8su
@Magnum-qw8su 4 жыл бұрын
I throw the hotdog down the hallway, is that the same ? (Hung like a field mouse🤣)
@mommabearlisa4510
@mommabearlisa4510 4 жыл бұрын
@@aleanufopilotftlcertified5663 lmao I was DYING..... My husband is out of town and I had to forward this to him. Lol. I've got like 942 empty containers. Lol. ALLLL organized! Lol
@dandelion1239
@dandelion1239 3 жыл бұрын
Hilarious! And clean so even funnier! Plus it all fits us so well!!
@debispilker4392
@debispilker4392 4 жыл бұрын
Thanks for the videos!
@yvonnealvizo
@yvonnealvizo 3 жыл бұрын
🤣😂 Too funny!!! In the beginning of my crafting career many, many, many years ago, I saved and reused a lot of our recyclable items. Since my hubby retired, he is now the one that cannot throw anything away because he feels either he or I will be able to reuse it in some way down the line....🤣😂 My hubby often tags along when I go to Michaels because Home Depot and Sportsman’s Wharehouse are next door. But when I’m ready to check out, I send him a text and he shows up and stands in line with me ready with my extra coupons!! When I show him the receipts and he sees how much money I saved for the items I purchased, he congratulates me with a high five!!🙋🏻‍♀️🤣😂
@AnneWilkynson
@AnneWilkynson 3 жыл бұрын
I had to hang out at a hunting store for over 2 hours while my boyfriend picked out a salt lick for deer hunting ....
@ekunina5410
@ekunina5410 3 жыл бұрын
I stay out in the car and KZbin or eBay or play my games.
@SC-fu9if
@SC-fu9if Жыл бұрын
Love Lissow on Gutfeld! but never watched his standup--this was a lot of fun!
@nathanielanderson8507
@nathanielanderson8507 4 жыл бұрын
OMG And I haven’t even married her yet! 🤣🤣
@asadams88
@asadams88 4 жыл бұрын
Marry her 😅❤️🙏
@smalltownusa3124
@smalltownusa3124 3 жыл бұрын
Make a deal with her now. You don't go with her to the craft store and she doesn't go with you to buy tools.
@jimmcgee5873
@jimmcgee5873 3 жыл бұрын
Jim's crafty wife Melissa here You are HYSTERICAL!!! Loved this. And I will tell you those three words every man LOVES to hear! "You are right!"
@patriciachamberlain1135
@patriciachamberlain1135 4 жыл бұрын
The "egg carton" got e LMAOROTF. I'm a collage artist, and don't you dare throw something away around here. Bwahahahahahaha.
@rubyfisch5077
@rubyfisch5077 11 күн бұрын
Hilarious! And so true. That's why several years ago, my husband showed me the ultimate expression of love...... he went to the craft store and bought watercolors, brushes and paper for me. They were all terrible quality, (I would never tell him that) but the fact that he went into that store and looked around because he knew I was getting into painting showed me how much he loved and supported me. Love seeing Jamie when he's on Gutfeld!, so I was really happy to come across his stand up videos. He's one funny guy.
@kateruterbories2692
@kateruterbories2692 4 жыл бұрын
Yup!! My husband laughed so hard, I started to feel bad!! 🤣👍
@debrauski3010
@debrauski3010 3 жыл бұрын
Jamie is really funny. Husband & wife jokes are the best !!!
@hazeldecker622
@hazeldecker622 4 жыл бұрын
Annnnnnnd now I need googly eyes!
@janshelton1893
@janshelton1893 4 жыл бұрын
🤣🤣
@ekunina5410
@ekunina5410 3 жыл бұрын
Me too. I cut out 🐟Skeletons and hang 4 or 5 from the ceiling. They look better with Googly Eyes.
@marylangner6994
@marylangner6994 7 ай бұрын
Gutfeld never lets him be this funny! Way to go Jamie!
@RabbiSteve1
@RabbiSteve1 13 күн бұрын
Agreed. And the few times he does, I know I want to hear more from his stand-up.
@stephenlevine1929
@stephenlevine1929 4 жыл бұрын
I LOVE this guy! His delivery is hilarious
@kevinsands6769
@kevinsands6769 4 жыл бұрын
You know what you find in the bowl in my living room? Pine cones!!
@nancymcshane3501
@nancymcshane3501 3 жыл бұрын
Mine are on the back of the toilet! I have balsam cones too!
@hmcredfed1836
@hmcredfed1836 4 жыл бұрын
I love this guy! watched this show twice now, still laughing so hard :D greeting from germany! grate humor
@ayemiksenoj5254
@ayemiksenoj5254 4 жыл бұрын
I just took my husband to Michael's yesterday!! He was as indecisive as me!!🤣🤣🤣🤣
@jimmyboy131
@jimmyboy131 4 жыл бұрын
Probably because he didn't know where he was or why he was there, poor guy.
@Animebryan2
@Animebryan2 4 жыл бұрын
Hey Dry Bar! Upload the FULL Special next time!
@SharoninKentucky
@SharoninKentucky 3 жыл бұрын
I’m the type of crafter that likes to buy everything I need for my new craft. By the time I’ve got everything it’s out of style or I want to do something different.
@lumpydump1375
@lumpydump1375 4 жыл бұрын
Love this dude, glad we got more material from em
@AlexanderRoseTz
@AlexanderRoseTz 4 жыл бұрын
Man, I’ve seen his full special a couple of times already. So bring more clips! Can see much more
@frandavis7727
@frandavis7727 3 жыл бұрын
Wait until she takes you to a bead store! Michaels is peanuts compared to that 😂🤣
@mkaay1204
@mkaay1204 3 жыл бұрын
I can't even take my crafty friends to the bead store, if you don't bead/make jewelry they're not as into it, and I methodically go around the perimeter, then head down 1 aisle after another so I don't miss a thing! :))) Takes awhile!
@shirleywilson492
@shirleywilson492 4 жыл бұрын
My daughter and I are crafters I could relate to all of this 🤣 you really put good clean humor in my day😆 thank you so much 👍🏽 I really needed this laugh 😆😉
@created2bless322
@created2bless322 3 жыл бұрын
I needed this! Oh can I relate on so many levels. This guy is hilarious 😂
@alishal.176
@alishal.176 3 жыл бұрын
This is beyond fantastic! This is the perfect example of male and female brains. Although, if you think a trip to the craft store is bad try living with our brains for a day.
@maxwellspeedwell2585
@maxwellspeedwell2585 4 жыл бұрын
Up an hour before him? My wife is up at the crack of noon!
@stellashepherd844
@stellashepherd844 3 жыл бұрын
Is she up half the night crafting. :)
@KingsDaughter1957
@KingsDaughter1957 3 жыл бұрын
Hysterical! Watched it twice and may come back for the third time. SOOOOO funny!
@valeriemyers6596
@valeriemyers6596 4 жыл бұрын
OMG! Hilarious! I remember my Mim making us ‘hunt’ for pine cones when we were camping.
@dyanegelston6502
@dyanegelston6502 4 жыл бұрын
This is a good and clean and funny channel! Im so happy! I love to laugh!
@marisolpearls9276
@marisolpearls9276 4 жыл бұрын
I am a crafty wife. And this is hilarious!! 😆😆😆😆😆😆👍👍👍
@maryannmazur9643
@maryannmazur9643 3 жыл бұрын
Hello my name is Marian major and I'm up from Audubon Park New Jersey I enjoyed your video I am a crafter and I sympathize with you having to go to the craft store and you just made my day have a great day thank you bye for now
@unapologetic4859
@unapologetic4859 4 жыл бұрын
“Maybe both of us could be happy instead of you again.”
@dwofeg
@dwofeg 3 жыл бұрын
This was hilarious, and I like his facial expressions when explaining why he threw stuff away. I am not crafty, so I spend more time at Home Depot than any craft store. My husband keeps everything, and I am the one to throw away or donate stuff when he's out of the house. 😀
@psssstyeahyou
@psssstyeahyou 4 жыл бұрын
The bitcoin of Pinterest. I’m crying.
@libbyadams1965
@libbyadams1965 4 жыл бұрын
Yes me tooooo🤣😂🤣
@AmyBowlesBTDTO
@AmyBowlesBTDTO 3 жыл бұрын
Me tooooo 😂😂😂
@priscillatorres3677
@priscillatorres3677 4 жыл бұрын
I was impressed at how funny he is. I enjoyed his show.
@hopeharrison1792
@hopeharrison1792 3 жыл бұрын
My mom and I are very much the crafty people in the family. A spontaneous trip to Michael's or Hobby Lobby is dangerous! We're the same way, saving things for crafts...though I tried to save egg cartons and after a while, I couldn't stand them anymore 😂😂 This is so relatable!!!
@deannastevens1217
@deannastevens1217 3 жыл бұрын
LOVE IT!!! My Family and Husband Can SOOOOO Relate!!! Thank you for understanding what is going on..... or not.....
@RomanDiaries
@RomanDiaries 4 жыл бұрын
This guy has this Ray Romano + Larry David vibe, I hope he gets a sitcom one day.
@Marie-tf8ug
@Marie-tf8ug 4 жыл бұрын
He’s on the Netflix show Real Rob
@songbird2g2
@songbird2g2 4 жыл бұрын
With some Adam Sandler in there...
@MultiProudMother
@MultiProudMother 4 жыл бұрын
And some Tim Allen
@kimmemarker974
@kimmemarker974 4 жыл бұрын
I see an older Charlie Puth
@GamerVenomX
@GamerVenomX 3 жыл бұрын
I'm thinking Tim 'the Toolman' Taylor' - also known as Tim Allen.
@lnc-to4ku
@lnc-to4ku 3 жыл бұрын
This guys material and delivery is hilarious!! 😂
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