Marriage Ruins Everything. Jim Colliton - Full Special

[@Holymaneli]

Dry Bar is a GODSEND! As an European I have discovered so many incredible comedians!! Thank you so much!

[@avivaainbinder9236]

Same!

[@commonsense124]

The shredder advise is pure gold. So true.

[@tigerlily102511]

I can't shred any of my daughter's art. She is too smart. She would know. So I have a tote and every once in a while we go through it because she gets nostalgic. ❤

[@tina849]

@@tigerlily102511 When my kids were little I made the laudry room into the laundry room/art gallery & hung all their artwork on the walls & even the ceiling. Every now & again I would switch out some of the older stuff with new masterpieces. They loved it & really enjoyed showing it off to family & friends.

[@fdaniel52fd]

@@tina849 I

[@TD-dn1jo]

😂

[@kbme5047]

This was waaaayyyyyy funnier than I expected!!!! I cried laughing the whole time

[@kumari6004]

Maybe watch Fred Klett too..

[@missybliss4357]

Awww.. I love that his family is the focus of his work. It’s so heartwarming. Bless. I giggled the whole time.

[@juliegreene1844]

Giggling along with you ...hahaha hehehehe

[@nicholasfrancis8381]

That way, he can truly say that they are his whole life and if he ever complains that one of them isn't doing their part at home, the can say "if it wasn't for me, you'd be unemployed" 🤣

[@LisaGemini]

He is hilarious. I love the paper shredder joke!

[@abrokenandacontriteheart1308]

He is hilarious! And is probably very loving but his wife most likely has something to do with it. Lol

[@abbygailaji3153]

It's to bad I can't press like over and over love his jokes

[@theresalance8673]

I have loved Dry Bar ever since I first found it on KZbin. Mr Colliton is one of the funniest I've seen so far 🤣 😂

[@antonburger01]

This guys is an absolute pro! Great material and great timing from beginning to end! Comedy of the highest standard. It's guys like these who keep me exclusively coming back to Dry Bar Comedy!

[@livinginvt11]

Jim has just the right amount of family love and snarkiness.

[@graceanthony]

Jim Colliton has a creative way of relating everyday family occurrences, good for you Jim. You were a refreshing pause to my hot tired day.

[@amycory2495]

Absolute gold! This man is a gem and truly loves his family, you can tell. I love Drybar in general but this set is one of my top two or three of all time. An aching chest and tears rolling down my face from LAUGHING so hard is so appreciated, especially in this day and age! Thank you, sir! Don’t ever stop being you!

[@direwolf6234]

as a veteran of marriage and children i endorse this guy's message... too funny..!!

[@mewregaurdhissyfit7733]

I LOVE comedians that make fun of real life!!! The BEST!!!

[@imacloud11]

"I'll do ya one better, idk where we even keep the paper towels" 😂😂

[@anthonybroadnax4987]

And I was waiting for, “and I don’t even care...” very funny. I also have to say, as a “math person” I couldn’t stop laughing at the bit about the train word problem.

[@tootstoyou1]

Listening to this while making dinner. Divorced, living alone, but still …. miraculously happy 😄😉

[@junkyard-p1s]

Me too...

[@thegregitto]

go you!

[@tatianasouza2361]

Happiness comes from God being within you.

[@vanekirk]

I think that when you are truly happier after divorce, you were married to absolutely the wrong person. No question about it.

[@junkyard-p1s]

@@vanekirk 🤔I can see that..Thats logical.

[@Sailingbill1]

THAT is classic 100% Boston humor. Thank you Jim for adding humor to my day!

[@TheBLT16]

Sir just keep doing what you are doing. You are an amazing comedian, you need to do another show for DRYBAR. Please! 👍

[@conchitach1466]

I Agree!!!

[@megangarcia6991]

I love his accent! It makes the whole bit feel more grungy and funny!

[@Antonio-ti2he]

Boston accent I believe...

[@j10001]

He grew up outside Boston in Bedford, MA. Lives in Wakefield now. So his accent has a North Shore flavor.

[@ppumpkin3282]

@@j10001 i came from the same area, but i can't hear an accent. sounds normal to me.

[@zakboor]

This guy cracked me up! Great material.

[@Amanishakheto]

Is your cat by any chance... depressed? 😆

[@myles2019]

I did the same for my kids, when they got out of the bath or the pool they would have a warm towel

[@livenotonevil8279]

Love the accent! To me it increases the delivery factor by 50%

[@karenlowes7802]

What accent?

[@livenotonevil8279]

@@karenlowes7802 I'm guessing you're from the Jersey area.

[@imchayanger9526]

Agreed

[@sanaioelu826]

@Edward Telles I heard him say ‘mum’ a lot, and I was confused.. ‘I thought Americans say ‘mom’.? 🤷‍♀️

[@ryotaarai3816]

He sounds American Italian from New York/Jersey

[@Xraygirlie100]

OMG, that line about the wife in bed “rollover” was hysterical. Lol!

[@brett4264]

Hes funny. I wouldn't mind seeing more of him.

[@lonewolffisherman7092]

Huge belly laugh listening to the word problem bit. I hated word problems. I remember the train thing and asking my teacher if nobody had a schedule.

[@feralkat9370]

Havent laughed so hard in awhile! So effortlessly funny! His whole set was about his family, yet it was so classy AND entertaining, unlike others that make one cringe when they put down their wives or kids. Hope to see more of him!

[@avanellehansen4525]

Seamless transitions. So funny without swearing.

[@margieinnes4638]

Great to be able to enjoy the humour without constant swearing:)

[@mx_lei]

The best routine about family life I've come across 😂😂

[@peteroz7332]

try Jeff Allen... 👍 he's good too and a bit more experienced 😉

[@yvonnealmassi8957]

Wow!!! I loved every minute of your show . Got to share this with my son and spouse of 31 years . Thank you . I love comedy, you are great!!!

[@lmm1586]

Clean humor never goes out of style😀👏🏻

[@michellesanjuan1898]

Love Love this guy! Talented, spontaneous clean family humor!

[@stariadreamtea]

This was a pleasant surprise. 👍Based on the name of the set I was worried - but he's actually a gruff guy with a heart of gold. You can tell he loves his family. Loved the part where he was prepared to pay for a really expensive college for his daughter even when she wasn't sure what she wanted to do. That's really patient and supportive of him. He's an involved father.

[@rebekahweber2413]

I agree he loves his family. But I think it was more about the wife. Notice the wife was not against the expensive college with no major in site.

[@jamest3552]

Why would you be worried? It's a comedy show, sit back and enjoy, no political correctness needed.

[@TymP321]

Yeah... Totally proving stupid is as stupid does. Get $100,000 in college debt to whine about with no career path.

[@luckyb4541]

He’s making it up, he’s a comedian, they are jokes, do you know what embellishing is

[@mwinchester66]

This was funny from start to end. Loved it and belly laughed the entire time! 😃

[@Djshade527]

This is my first time watching a comedian and I chose this one. Thank you Dry Bar.

[@kimcasem]

I like your double-space style

[@Brijilelias]

Watching your routine actually brought my husband of 25 years and I closer together…laughter has a way of doing that, right? It is refreshing to see how transparent you are about long-term marriages, how common our experiences are…and, more importantly, we can still see the good and press on together. Life is tough and our partners should be viewed as allies and not enemies. As we age, we need more of those allies. Thanks for keeping your material relevant and fresh!

[@m3technologies236]

Gotta say I love Jim Colliton. Glad I watched this. I'm looking forward to hearing more from him!

[@barbsnyder1352]

Absolutely hysterical!

[@danceswithtwins8048]

Marriage can do these things to a couple. Once menopause starts, any additional heat source is to be avoided at all costs for a woman. Sorry, but it’s true....even a warm breath is too much to tolerate.

[@petermachiela5441]

Get separate beds problem solved

[@yaakovina]

@@petermachiela5441 but it doesn’t last forever 😉

[@Its6string]

I’ve been on the couch ever since menopause, especially during the summer months-LOL!!! Poor thing, she’s like a Hot-Potato!!! BUT, whatever it takes👍🏼

[@isay207]

I hear you he's got 4 blankets Ive got a sheet🥵

[@careyashley8309]

Menopause sucks! I've told my husband "sorry in advance". 😅

[@williamwomack3153]

“So true!” Said every married guy who ever hears this…awesome lol

[@Trudloops]

This was so funny. The "watching you breathe" segment was LOL hilarous. Someone's peeing on the spark ...the tennis skirt that holds the balls 🤣🤣🤣

[@alicerose8057]

My parents used to warm my clothes up in the dryer on cold mornings when I was a teenager to help me get up and get to school 😉

[@nieczerwony]

You are lucky. I was taking cold shower every morning and im winter my grandpa and my dad were taking use to the yard aomwe can brush ourselfs with snow. 🤣 But to be honest I miss this a lot.😔

[@delorasledge2492]

That is adorable

[@Sundayschoolnetwork]

Awesome love memory

[@shar8528]

My mother after she just finished washing my blanket and pulling it out of the dryer would bring it to me fresh and warm. My cat then would come lay with me cause he loved it too.

[@alicerose8057]

@@shar8528 awe so sweet ❤️

[@missrob4538]

This is a darn good family man I just love his clean concept very good enjoy this to the max

[@pc6461]

3:20. He’s right about the art work. I’m still crushed😞

[@mwametallic7668]

I enjoy comedy....it makes me happy! Thanks for being funny man

[@jbyepitsme4330]

HOLY OMGOSH HILARIOUS!!😂🤣😂🤣😂🤣 hands down awesome stand up. Had me laughing super hard till my face and ribs hurt from start to finish😂🤣for sure one my new top favorite comedians👍🤣😂😄😁Thank you so much for sharing.

[@Cristianomedinaramos]

Man he killed me, so funny. And love that accent, like he's a gangster from the 20's

[@anthonymarachev4375]

I'm not hearing it at all

[@imacloud11]

This guy is golddd 😂😂

[@gailwilkinson8848]

Sat here with tears rolling down my face and my back hurting with 😃 😀 😄 laughter..

[@toniy5515]

Hilarious, love the exaggerated family stories, the LL Bean one, too funny!

[@croatiansensation6062]

What a great performance from beginning to end! A+ Comedy

[@murieltainter5936]

Sarcastic...... just the way I like it.

[@jamesonbornholdt7302]

I can sense the sarcasm...

[@cashcreators]

@Darren Munsell r

[@jjjjomy6447]

Seeing this at 3 am in the morning it's just too dangerous 😂😂😂😂😂😂 laughing myself out without making a sound 🤣🤣🤣🤣this man the best

[@MariaKGrace]

Thanks!

[@thomasgustafson185]

DRYBAR has some of the funniest comedians I've ever seen and, wait for it, little or no curse words. Holy smokes what NOVEL idea.

[@nancyanderson6404]

Thank you for the laughs!!

[@cheyennemundy9681]

Lol, the part about kids' home work really got me! I home school my kids, and was just teaching my five year old about geometric shapes today. I kept forgetting the name for what half of a Hexagon is. My Google history today, is a lot of searching for half of a Hexagon and the word Trapezoid, over and over. I think probably the last time I ever had to use the word Trapezoid was my own math assignments back in second or third grade.

[@williamharris3707]

Truly funny. May me thank back when i had kids in the house. Memories

[@japanesefunnyshorts8584]

That's gotta be the most Bostonian accent I've ever heard outta Dry Bar. Great set, really love his caustic wit.

[@michellelansky4490]

He really captures exactly what everyone's gone through. Exact examples.......sending the older kid to take the younger to the bathroom.

[@mammamia8616]

Funny!!! Absolutely pulls off every joke perfectly. ⭐️⭐️⭐️

[@reginahandley8112]

Great show!! Best I have seen in a long time.

[@russhamel]

Best Dry Bar yet. I really enjoyed this guy. 😄

[@laquishalida3569]

love this guy with clean relative natural family jokes

[@happysmurfette]

You’re clever and witty🙌🙌🌟Thank You JC for sharing your talent🔥🌪💎

[@carrissamcwilliam5757]

Love love love this man. Funny, relatable and brilliant execution. Please bring him back 💗😂🙏

[@lararomont8348]

My favorites were his answer to the college, his two year old, the shredder, and trimmer. 😂

[@davern_nyxgaming6584]

The lunch part got me dead😂😂😂

[@joycebates6308]

This guy is spot on!! Very clean entertainment.

[@Prosch23]

not ONE bad joke!!!! He is a comedy master!!! This is on level with Gaffigan and Seinfeld!

[@romeooscaryankeelimaoscarg9898]

If only Seinfeld was funny.

[@Prosch23]

@@romeooscaryankeelimaoscarg9898 it is funny if dry deadpan humor is your tickle feather...most who think he isn't funny don't share his comedic perspective.

[@romeooscaryankeelimaoscarg9898]

@@Prosch23 Jerry Seinfeld is an it now?

[@Prosch23]

@@romeooscaryankeelimaoscarg9898 Jerry is a he...Seinfeld is an it. Seinfeld the SHOW.

[@romeooscaryankeelimaoscarg9898]

@@Prosch23 I thought we were talking about comedians.

[@maryanne9927]

His joke about the aerosmith song🤣🤣🤣🤣thinking about it, he makes alota sense

[@edgarflores5569]

I enjoyed it very much! Loved the final joke

[@mookyyzed2216]

This guy is great!

[@Rosie_C]

Three year old asking, “What are you doing?” I most often answer sarcastically. I’m changing sheets on the bed, so I say, “I’m riding my bike and eating a pickle.”

[@sheilastahl633]

Jim what a great fun time hearing you.

[@lempweiroiie7377]

My wife and I have 8 kids and we let our walls the spots for their art pieces... till the youngest started ECE, then I repaint the walls back to white again. When they looked at the photos of walls, they couldn't believe that they did all those... and that to me was a good parenting. LOL!

[@lui9695]

What is ece

[@ismailowino2866]

@@lui9695 Early Childhood Education

[@brianclemons5375]

Dope. Doing that today

[@tolvera29365]

Satin paint and magic eraser. They can do art for years

[@CommentingTheTruth]

Spot on about driving and grocery shopping! SPOT ON!!

[@TheUSHERKAN]

Some jokes are usually lost on this Ugandan girl( that's me) But this particular set... made me literally LOL. Thank you DB for these uploads. You've got a subbie and nightly 'watcher' here in Uganda. ❤

[@annieslat9214]

You are awesome very few from the dry bar make me belly laugh. THank you

[@ShannonTheMojito]

Now I don't mind sitting apart on the plane but if my man is in first class and I'm in coach, he's definitely not seeing my ankles anytime soon.

[@graceamerican3558]

rofl 🤣

[@stevedmytrusz8347]

You win the internet!👍 😂

[@nicholasfrancis8381]

Awesome honey! Full hijab for him😂

[@feyswiftie13]

😂😂😂😂

[@bridgetdraper5146]

I had to let go of my husband yesterday. I needed this! Thank you💖💐

[@yvonneiwasa6507]

Bridget, not sure if you’ll see this 3 months later, but I’m so sorry for your loss. Keep finding ways to smile.

[@bridgetdraper5146]

@@yvonneiwasa6507 Thank you! I am resilient. I appreciate your kindness immensely!🌻

[@toomessy]

So sorry for your loss. Take care and have a nice day! You deserve the absolute best.

[@bridgetdraper5146]

@@toomessy Blessings upon you and all you do always!

[@roxy4158]

Bridget i hope that you are well. Broken heart is impossible to mend even over time. Goodbye is so difficult to express because it means forever in this life. I said goodbye to my first and only love of over 60 years together. Laughter is a healer.

[@MegaSnow121]

Funny! Loved this guy. Thanks for laugh after laugh. :-)

[@susanwebster7663]

This is one funny man. Tks for the laughs.

[@davypig571]

One of the best sets out there. Nonstop goodness!

[@drbbass]

Hilarious!!!!!! Everything is so true and spot on!!!!!!!

[@feyswiftie13]

Man you are hilarious, my stomach hurts and the common sense joke had me dying 😂😂😂

[@caethgarner4968]

Love this special!

[@mangafq8]

As a happy widow, I warm up my own pjs in the dryer.👍

[@charlenegriffis5900]

😂😂😂 I love him. He is so funny!

[@venitha11]

Oh. I Laughed so hard 😅😅I’ve been married for 28 years n I can relate to some of those things😂😂

[@pawsofkurdistaninternation1471]

AMAZING HUMOR!

[@mamastern]

In the wife’s defense, Tupperware is crazy expensive 😂

[@pennyb2245]

So funny! Great show! 😂😂

[@cristinamartinez9186]

Omg!!! I loved this guy!!! I laughed so hard.. you know the ugly silent laugh 😆

[@Im1withU]

I like this guy. Good material

[@altheamcnabb2829]

OMG nonstop entertainment...please come back. I loved ya!

[@tclemons469]

Absolutely wonderful😂😂😂😂😂

[@HG-yo8wj]

My husband ALWAYS gets spoiled on Fathers Day, but the rest of the jokes were spot on!😆

[@mr.laceduppp7944]

He was one of my favorites so far

[@kristyvest2536]

Best show ever! Laughed my butt off!!🤣🤣🤣🤣

[@adriana27100]

He sounds just like Vince Vaughn! Anyone else hear it?

[@marisawalker4400]

Hilarious! Great delivery

[@moviesenthil]

One of the shows that makes KZbin worth it.

[@maryrose4424]

TX for the laughs, really needed and not offended.

[@cosita9112]

This was AWESOME thanks ♥️♥️♥️♥️♥️♥️♥️♥️♥️