The Joys Of Eating Ice Cream For Breakfast. Steve Simeone - Full Special

The joys of eating ice cream for breakfast according to Steve Simeone are far to numerous to mention, or at least thats the vibe we get in his first ever Dry Bar Comedy special. In this brand new Dry Bar Comedy special from Steve Simeone, Steve talks about everything from ice cream for breakfast to what the worlds biggest problem is. Whether you're someone who eats ice cream for breakfast, or you're just someone who has always dreamed of it, this full Dry Bar Comedy special from Steve Simeone is sure to have you laughing from start to finish.
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[@joseahrobinson4726]

The funniest comedian talking about food I have ever heard... so energetic he can fuel the Ice cream making business just by himself ;) Love him.🤣😂

[@wakawaka8257]

I threw a party just for being alive earlier today..... It was awesome 😎. Just blasted music that made me feel good....danced around the house....played my guitar.... Watched my cat run back and forth around the house while I ran after her with the broom.... Turns out life is good 😊 even though the cat is now mentally scared. 🙄💯

[@TheOldHippiebilly]

"That guy never thought about suicide...." Dude, that's Comedy Gold!

[@brett4264]

You HAVE TO get this guy back for another, longer, special. I loved listening to him. Great story teller and funny as heck. Please! More of him!

[@AllenMadeNC]

I love that he is truly a family guy @heart (so relatable) Well done. I would love to collaborate with him to bring a comedic spin to Integrative Pediatric Health and the rock star families that are doing the hard work, making dietary changes and reversing “diagnoses” of eczema, asthma, constipation AND things are always best navigated with a bit of comedy ! @SheilaKilbaneMD check this guy out!!

[@brenna960]

I second that!

[@malikabrahim123]

Agreed! He was so genuine, like a little kid. Yes, his storytelling was great!

[@kcl060]

I LOVE this guy! His humor, his empathy, his personality! I want to be his friend!

[@luranetee]

Lol...yeah

[@lilyr6755]

Yeah he is real. One of few best ever seen not famous in a while. Glad found today.

[@bouquettee]

That’s exactly what I was thinking. I wanna be his friend 🧡

[@brenna960]

Same!

[@marysoares8336]

Oh my gosh, same here! Even if I have to take a huge handful of lactase pills to eat that ice cream with him! He's definitely positive friend material. A great guy!

[@vanessamarie6405]

This son of a fish was hilarious Lol 😂

[@majoroldladyakamom6948]

This guy is beyond funny. He's a true gem, handsome, hysterical, articulate and knows how to bring an audience right along with him... 10 thumbs up - definitely! Thanks, once again, for being the great DryBar that you are. ⚘ 🙏❤🙏 ⚘ P.S. Now, we just need to Google him. Anyone else going to?

[@youdeservethis]

Laughed and smiled all the way through so hard I had to give him money--my ultimate compliment!

[@Cure.treat.comfort_Hippocrates]

The authenticity of His Love shines through his humour. I was inspired to give too!! 😂🤗

[@christmascarol8139]

You know he's just going to buy ice cream, right?! ❤😂😋😂😋😂❤

[@Cure.treat.comfort_Hippocrates]

@@christmascarol8139 😂😂😂 you're so probably right!! haha hehe but that's ok with me plus it's also how he and I are twins (so to speak) - I so L♥️VE icecream too!! And he simply loves making people laugh for the joy of making them laugh - thats BEAUTYful. It's the circle of Life at its best - kinda like Jimmy Stewart's movie "It's A Wonderful Life" With all the Love flowing through his heart ♥️ every bit of ice cream he inJOYs will be a blessing to him (and to me too!! 😂 ) - ZERO calorie ice cream!! 🍦🙏 "Never Forget To Laugh" 😂🎁🌈🦋🕊😂

[@youdeservethis]

@@christmascarol8139 Ha! He will be right behind me and my half gallon of mint chocolate chip :D

[@janetslicer3637]

This guy is hilarious. I get it with the ice cream!

[@JonathanAyers]

This was seriously one of the funniest I've watched on here!

[@cityofmarigolds2982]

Love him!! Unique, honest, dark without it being dark, and hysterical!

[@HiLoveLeighs]

I absolutely adore this guy. Many blessings to him…

[@huldaherna3935]

You are very funny, I cannot tip from my country, it does not support the payment. But I can tell you I watched this at 2 am and set my alarm at 5 am because I have icecream in my fridge and taking a nap for an hour after before going to work, booyaa!!

[@LadyVoldemort]

Same here. I wish I can tip him to buy some more chocolate chip mint ice creams to continue making more people laugh with his hilarious, contagious energy!!! ❤👍👍

[@zoltancomedy]

A killer set, Steve is always one of my favorites to watch

[@sheilamiller6435]

I love when this guy comes on SiriusXM’s comedy channel #98 His family stories are the best and I can visualize them in my mind. I’ll be watching more. Thank you Steve, because yes you made me laugh!!

[@robmc120]

Keep this guy coming on, he's SO animated & funny. Y'all a son of a fish if he deosnt come back! God bless you Steve!

[@catherined6960]

Oh my gosh the energy of this guy!! Ice cream for breakfast and a nap- I literally did that a few days ago!

[@twirleymae]

Absolutely hilarious! Thanks for making me smile Steve!

[@FleaChristenson]

Two good comedians in a row! Y’all rock.

[@curiousing]

Never stop being positive, Steve. This is such a refreshing change of pace in comedy. You are unique!

[@judylandry302]

Steven, love your energy and contagious animation. Good set!

[@childoftheeternalking2041]

That's exactly what came to me as I was looking at him deliver his jokes; he is quite animated. It was a great performance.

[@jamesfox2857]

Yes , Waiting till we were grown ups wasn`t all we thought it would be , but we made it and here i am watching this with Blackberry Cobbler ICE Cream , Gallon Size !

[@jurgenvonjessica4656]

This is the type of motivational speaker we need! Focus on the every joy, attainable goals and embrace the mindset many left behind in childhood! LOVED THIS SET!!!

[@youdeservethis]

YES! Attainable goals! Not, "You can have your own private jet," but, "You're going to have the best day if you start it with ice cream and a nap!" I wonder if private jet owners live as a contented and fulfilled life as he does--probably not. I root for him.

[@popcornthemagictalkingcat7996]

That laptop story was so great and moving👏👏👏 it's rare to hear a positive feel-good story from a comedian (coz I find that comedians usually complain about something), it was refreshing, thanks...the ice cream for breakfast was pretty funny too😂

[@LoveGuruBlaire]

Loved the computer story and such great delivery!

[@petuniaromania6294]

I loved the routine, thank you for making me laugh and smile :)

[@hhairball9]

That was wonderfully entertaining! Family thought I was crazy, or close to it, because they found me giggling in bed. Thank you, Steve, for reminding me to be a kid again!

[@layasaul28]

Pure joy. Lighting up the world with humor! Thank you.

[@erikadunne]

My sister, when she was in kindergarten, every morning begged my mom to have ice cream for breakfast, and every morning my mom said no. But one morning, after my sister asked yet again for ice cream, my mom said "ok, for special treat". Later in the morning, the teacher decided to ask the students what they had for breakfast. The look on the teachers face was priceless when my sister said "I had ice cream!"

[@southgeorgiacousin]

I luv his energy!!

[@fatgirlhiking6250]

So funny! Ice cream for breakfast! It is the best. Here's another tip. Chocolate milk in your cereal. One morning my youngest son and I were making bowls of cereal. He had Marshmallow Mateys (because he refused to eat Lucky Charms lol) and I had a bowl of cinnamon life cereal. As I'm about to pour the milk in our bowls he says Can I have chocolate milk in mine? It's early it's the weekend and I'm like that sounds like a fabulous idea! I love Cinnamon Life in general but with chocolate milk it's the best thing ever!!! The sugar milk at the bottom is AMAZING!

[@hdsd1604]

Way to go Steve! That was flipping hilarious bro!!! 🤣

[@kellyberggren2007]

Steven....I had to watch your special twice! I loved it! I kinda think your still a little kid! Which everyone wishes they could be! Thank you!

[@ceciliaseiber5507]

I forgot my tablet at the grocery store. Got it back

[@edithdlp8045]

I live in Los Angeles and sadly he is not lying when he says that people here are extremely superficial.

[@Silver_Stitcher]

I laughed from a really good place. Kudos to this amazing guy! Outstanding material, delivery and energy.👏🏼👏🏼👏🏼😁

[@moonstoned55]

I love his storytelling abilities, and his enthusiasm for humanity. It gives me hope. Thank you, Steve!

[@mrmeekcreices]

I've totally had ice cream for breakfast. This was hilarious. Thanks for the laughs 😂😂

[@muddyboots7753]

This guy really loves his life

[@RachaelsRoadtoRecovery]

You never skip a beat 🥰 Our sweet Steve, you are still so captivating, charming, and as hilarious as ever😂.You always exude such positive energy. We are so proud of you and luv you so very much Steve❣️ We still watch your videos and talk about you all the time🤗 Keep shining ☀️☀️☀️❤️🥰💖🤗❤️❤️💖

[@roseannatorresyamashita2196]

I love the stories about your brothers. So funny.

[@justyoga5118]

I've never re-watched a comedian, but love this guy 3x over!!!

[@mamadeborah1999]

This had me crying laughing! They say laughter is the best medicine. Really needed this!

[@lauriepeters5936]

He is hilarious!! Oh man..I laughed so much! His energy.. his facial expressions.. his story-telling.. just great! I would love to see more of him, for sure!!🤣

[@barbaraletterly4884]

This is awesome! His Spirit really shines through.

[@cosmicsciencewitholiver7328]

Halfway through and I am definitely a fan! Love his energy

[@annh.1519]

Delightful. Lots of energy!

[@subsonicbass]

Dude should legitimately write movies 😂

[@gardenbun]

How uniquely funny, thoughtful, and wonderful!

[@jaredevildog6343]

So funny and fun to watch

[@jeffreymatejka2903]

Thanks! You are amazing sir!!!

[@LadyVoldemort]

He's adorable, knows how to make life good, and uses his time and voice to give great advices while making people laugh! I love this guy! 🤣👍❤❤❤

[@annwarneka868]

Genius. He's teaching universal laws with joyful humor!

[@pthelynese]

I will now adopt "son of a fish" into my vocabulary.

[@abovenbeyondlimits81]

Hilarious , I just can’t with this dude and his ice cream 🤣🤣

[@Live4theblacknote]

Loved your show! Laughter was obtained!

[@Thunderybeans]

Seriously one of the best comedy specials ever. With such a good feel good message. This guys is bringing light of the brightest kind into the world.

[@janetbrammer4054]

Laughed out loud--excellent stories- will Watch again when need laugh out loud.👏👏👏

[@laurieelliott3791]

YES, You supply Enjoyment 💗

[@Cure.treat.comfort_Hippocrates]

Thank you 🙏 Steve Simeone - you AND your humour is BEAUTYful 🤗🕊🌈🦋 much L♥️VE to you and your ONEderful family too!!

[@realemonful]

In the beginning, I thought Nah but after a little while, he gets interesting because he tells funny stories lol

[@kathyhollenbach7413]

@@grumpyoldguy584 see, that's what I'm talking about; itching for a fight.

[@kt_cv5546]

@@grumpyoldguy584 there ya are 😂

[@nadt5547]

Very funny, warm and compassionate. Great set. Need to see more of Steve Simeone.

[@lggig534]

Thanks!

[@ernesttong8836]

Recovering from covid and looked for something uplifting. This was it. Thank you.

[@insernet7457]

This guy is funny

[@astridgalactic9336]

Oh, yes. I eat ice cream for breakfast on occasion. Sometimes it's even mint chocolate chip.... the green kind.

[@teresayeates3437]

A friend of mine thought the one expression was doing things "half fast". Which made me laugh as well as made me think was rather clever.

[@angelacarlson8274]

Love the positives vibes!

[@syd2248]

LOVE this guy. I generally find excitable/loud comedians to be obnoxious, but you can tell this guy is just expressing his true self. Nothing put on. Just trying to give the audience his best. And he definitely did here. A genuine entertainer.

[@savage22bolt32]

I def remember the sugar milk at the bottom of the bowl!

[@globetrekker86]

“Son of a fish!” I’ll be using this expression now. Thanks, Steve!

[@dollyandsandy]

I love this! I was laughing out loud and SMILING. I love your attainable goals!! ♥️♥️♥️♥️♥️

[@globetrekker86]

Steve, your special is the most uplifting one at Dry Bar, yet. Love the laptop scenario! Also, my family and I are gonna throw a good-to-be-alive party tonight 😀

[@wsinbad1356]

Counting my blessings: 1) Sitting here eating Green Mint Chocolate Chip Ice Cream when Steve suddenly does a bit about eating Green Mint Chocolate Chip Ice Cream. 2) Maybe I'll have some more for breakfast tomorrow. 3) Then a nap. I really am blessed.

[@gr8whtape]

Thanks! Love it that you can relate to my childhood memories 😆

[@randomappreciator4329]

Thanks! Ice cream for breakfast is the best! 🍨

[@akuuucheng6809]

LOVED EVERY SECOND OF IT!!!!

[@Paladin1873]

Funny and expressive. Now I need some ice cream.

[@Luisdgs2]

Thanks for the laughs!

[@anio1349]

I loved his set, but I won't lie. I only started watching because I had ice cream for breakfast today!!! ROFLMFAO

[@hansamstel]

Life's observations in conversations very apt and funny.

[@JamesBond-lt5tr]

Just by 2 ice creams, one for the ride home and one for breakfast!

[@JoshPhoenix11]

"Like mother love n sugar milk, take away the pain" hahaha he was so originally hilarious

[@rohypnotist6263]

Hey Steve , doing it right now .9 am and I'm having a bowl of coffee flavored ice cream with my coffee .It's PEFECT !Thanks for the tip so I'll leave you one : don't ever eat yellow snow .

[@Designsy-wl9nr]

Epic bit! So many good laughs and an even better message =).

[@christopherbic7688]

This is funny and enthusiastic. Thank you Dry Bar

[@Anna_Stetik]

Positive, uplifting comedy. I love it. As for doing things I wanted to do when I was a kid, but was never allowed, I didn't wait years. I started the day I got my own place, and haven't stopped since.

[@davekintz]

I've had that same feeling, after finishing a 48 oz. carton of Chocolate Chip Mint Ice Cream, while in my car.... more than once...because I keep a spoon in my car...just in case. One more thing: Chocolate Chip Mint is the green kind, Mint Chocolate Chip is not.

[@kristinesmart3134]

Oh my, I thought.i was the only one who thought, "It has to be green bc it doesn't taste the same." The magic of the childhood brain! So many thoughts linger into adulthood.

[@beatricepaje7980]

So wholesome and funny. Love it. Thank you❤❤

[@ondinebelacqua]

This is my new favourite person in the whole world. It's the strangest feeling... I think they are almost a decade older than me but all I could think about was: I hope if I ever have a son, he'll be just like him. He just radiates the most wholesome joy, reminds me of my brothers; magical innocent mischief in that twinkle in his eyes lmao 🤣 like a Terry Pratchett book personified

[@allenplant1702]

That was amazing! 😂

[@LynnIPoor]

You are very funny, I wish your special had been 45 min as I could've kept listening to you.!

[@Thunderybeans]

I don't know that I have had such a good hearty good natured good hearted laugh from a comedian as with Steve. This guy... divine. Really, really good stuff.

[@gorikuri]

Thanks! Loved your comedy 😊👍

[@patrickgallagher9069]

That guy is hilarious!! I needed that. I absolutely relate to the white mint chocolate chip ice cream. I felt that way too! Well done!

[@RhondaKennedy63]

Love that bit!

[@melsuperstar6292]

I watched this special twice today! I love your energy and passion for ice cream. Ice cream don't ask questions it is just their for you 😁🍦

[@victoriaschroll4324]

This one is the best special yet!!! Love his style and humor!!!!

[@shalacarter6658]

Preach, Brother!

[@EvilSatanson]

He's awesome, so alive!

[@louisaisthankful4603]

🤣😂🤣😍😂 What a blast of hilarious joy!!!