When They Know Your Name At Arby's | Christian Pieper | Dry Bar Comedy

[@EthanStore]

My dad has gotten a christmas card from McDonalds the last 2 years. They also let him pay the next day if he left his wallet at home

[@BaldMancTwat]

That's really sad and pretty worrying. I would keep that to myself if that was me.

[@Kurse_of_Kall]

I mean, not really. I know some people who go to McDonalds for breakfast/coffee every day, and who knows, maybe OP's dad is just super friendly or noticeable.

[@Bobby0wnz]

@@Kurse_of_Kall going to McDonald's every day for anything is sad tbh.

[@johnscott8405]

bobby harris Warren Buffet goes to McDonald’s every day.

[@Bobby0wnz]

@@johnscott8405 lol so?

[@nunyabusiness4904]

I worked at McDonald's for a little under a year and a half and we had a regular, real old dude who's name is Charlie, dude came in twice a day every day for something like 20-30 years, always got the same thing so when people would see him walking up the road someone would call out "Charlie's coming" and we'd drop a fresh filet-o-fish and fries for him. Now I haven't worked there in 4 years (4 years today strangely enough, thanks Facebook memories) I ran into him a few months ago while visiting home and Charlie recognized me. Charlie has got to be the fittest old dude I've ever seen, can't understand a word he says but you'd never guess he eats McDonald's twice a day every day.

[@joseichoshow9846]

I work at McDonald’s now and there couple that comes in with there baby. And they are white people. I yell willie your family here. He my manager that is black. That baby his always happy to see him. So I consider them family.

[@Andy-vx7xf]

Cool story zzzzz

[@MetaKnight964]

@@joseichoshow9846 Why do peoples skin color matter to you?

[@blushingfrieza]

@@MetaKnight964 jeez, chill... Let the man tell his story how he wants.

[@fivestring65ify]

@@MetaKnight964 Why does it matter to you?

[@gracefulfish]

Thanks!

[@gracefulfish]

Sent this tip remembering your wonderful routine about intercepting the would-be flirt bothering a waitress. LOVED it! Sorry to be so late with a little appreciation.

[@emackb1457]

“Wanna make some of you medium fat people nervous for a second” lol

[@BigstickNick]

I had to make sure, and I'm on KZbin.

[@cn9630]

william sewell haaaaa

[@yourgirllaurk]

He's talking about me.😅

[@TheCyberwoman]

I'm a regular at taco bell...I get off work at 3 am, and I'm a vegetarian. There are no other options at that time of night. They know my order and just tell me to pull through when they see my car. It's kinda great actually. Not glamorous, a little sad, but crazy convenient and they're super nice at the taco bell I go to.

[@Munchos420]

TheCyberwoman I mean you could buy groceries ahead of time and make food at home.. taco bell is not "the only option" I'm sure

[@TheCyberwoman]

Kush Blunts you are absolutely right. And I totally meal prep 6 days a week, but Friday night, I'm tired, I don't feel like waiting for leftovers to defrost, and I have a couple extra bucks. As far as, fridge is empty, need something now options, it is just about the only one in a lot of places

[@nicholassmith6019]

what? lol, i think its great that you are a vegetarian and all, but wth does taco bell have for you? Such an odd choice.

[@Munchos420]

TheCyberwoman wow such a civilized reply for the KZbin comments. Score one for humanity. I thought you meant you eat there like everyday because there's no other options lol.

[@TheCyberwoman]

Nicholas Smith beans, and more beans. Taco Bell is super clear with their ingredients list, and it's easy to sub beans for meat dishes ect... They even have a section on their website for vegetarians. Their black beans are pretty straight forward, and while their refried beans contain added sugar and some other less than desirable things, animal biproducts are both one of them.

[@abcd123906]

"Do these bits look fit to you?" LMAO 😂 1:39

[@koi2945]

Dixon Adair DED

[@darkapothecary4116]

All fun and games till it gives you a notification. Zap.

[@JIFAMPodcast]

🤣🤣🤣🤣

[@AnimalLover101195]

There's a chicken and waffle place right next to my apartment...They know my name and my order. I pray it's because they don't get many customers.

[@tonejames2182]

There’s a restaurant by my job and whenever I’d walk in I didn’t even have to order. They’d just give me a certain look and I’d nod. 15 minutes later, Voila!! My order was there

[@itskamay4217]

Detroit Tone2x voila

[@tonejames2182]

Oh! LMAO!! Thank you!

[@alban4220]

Theres kebab place on my way home, I've been there so often, whenever I walk past it without buying something I get this stare, like : "You traitor"

[@aking3624]

Christy Smith same here!!😃

[@adams3627]

I work at a Chipotle, and true story: there's a guy who literally comes in every. Single. Day. And he orders exactly the same chicken bowl every time! He doesn't even get any extras! We're at a loss, bc the new hospitality policy is that we're supposed to reward our regulars with free extras so we have nothing to offer the guy!

[@redlupo6193]

Offer him his choice of free extras!

[@scotthull2141]

xtra pollo güey

[@mtaylor7307]

@@redlupo6193 very Chick-fil-A of you.

[@rubyd3745]

Give him extra chicken. He deserves it and you know how he likes it.

[@bobtreduis2737]

Alright, I'm convinced. My humor spectrum is evolving.

[@Sticksheriff]

His voice is exactly as I imagined

[@almamataboy4567]

I'm a big fan of clean comedy, and I know that with DryBar I'm not gonna be ambushed. Love your channel!

[@Aschuu]

When I worked at Dunkin' Donuts we had this little old man come through at the same time everyday, I always wrote a positive affirmation in his cup everyday. He ended up moving, I was pregnant and he gave me a bag with baby clothes, a hat his wife knit just for my baby and a sweet card him and his wife wrote in. I never met his wife, but I realize now it must have meant alot to him for him to tell his wife about it. I love knowing that I've had a positive impact in his life, even in such a small way. 😊🥰

[@Onorrie]

10/10 looks v huggable would recommend

[@lunasea4309]

Owen N. yeah :D

[@curtisnucmed]

Yessir. Cuddle bear for sure. And make you laugh? Husband materiel there.

[@WillSnipeForSkittles]

It’s funny how this channel can do a set without cursing or gratuitous jokes and still be funnier than the majority of big names. Shows the crutch they lean on lol

[@Ruben.Perez0]

This guys really funny and has a lot of personality I hope he blows up

[@rkhound247]

Ruben Perez ummm....you might want to reconsider that expression

[@Philtabit49]

Oh my!! 😎😎😎😎😎😎

[@abhisohal4556]

💥

[@TsunamiHead62]

This whole thing was funny but that flight attendant joke had me dead 😂

[@vnleao]

3:07 absolutely brilliant, I’m personally offended that more people didn’t laugh

[@reginaldjean4852]

Preposterous agreed.very crafty joke

[@Mentohs]

Yeah was good

[@BaldMancTwat]

I didn't laugh because I thought he said "Bussle memory" I was like wtf is that.

[@aijiexi]

As a black lady and a big girl, you were totally justified in that response!!😄Funny

[@sirchris6047]

for you

[@TBland-ir8kl]

@JiexiAi You don't have to be black(though I am), that was hilarious. Lol. Something I'd say.

[@TechReviewTom]

As a cup of jello, I find your comment offensive.

[@ckron23]

How being fat is a choice, being a black lady is not, 2 different things. 1 is funny cause you don't have too be. The other is beautiful witch is being black.

[@hurfdurfy8167]

@@ckron23 Wanna try that English thing again?

[@PickleAllergy]

DryBar is the best, the comedians who can do awesome work without being gross are the truly talented comics. Anyone can be vile, through in curse words, sexual innuendos,etc. But again, the real talent is seen on this channel, thanks so much!

[@Timetraveler1111MN]

I can’t Stop listening to this guy am watching every video I love his voice he sounds so sweet and nice and just like genuine same time I could listen to his stories all the time he should come over for a bonfire

[@SKF358]

Arby's = R.B.'s = Roast Beef. Now everyone knows.

[@nobodyspecial6513]

Never made the connection. Either you're really smart or I'm really dumb. 50/50 odds here lol

[@falcon989]

For a while in the 80s, they also tried: "America's Roast Beef, Yes Sir!" as the basis for the acronym ARBY'S.

[@mattmier204]

Actually it’s R.B. for the owners name

[@jimmymackinnon8474]

Cj T That’s stupid, no wonder it didn’t catch on.

[@TheOneJokeWonder]

Roast beef's

[@handynastypanda3635]

4:30 I almost choked on my Poptarts. Thanks, y'all.

[@clumsiii]

2:58 road hypnosis and muscle memory aww man I feel ya

[@stravickovmahn]

"If we're just throwing around adjectives then lets do this" there is no wrong way to read this that would make unfunny

[@brad3950]

Challenge Accepted... - John Kearns

[@1Corinthians6Verses9thru11]

Freakin' hilarious

[@Grapesauce314]

Oh man, I've enjoyed all of dry humor videos I've seen so far. This one is by far thr best xD

[@cindygiesbrecht3146]

When I see a customer twice in the same shift it usually means trouble. Like they want to complain to get free food or something. Or they're drunk and crazy.

[@McScott76]

Or that you got the order wrong and they drove all the way home before realizing and then had to return to get the order corrected. But hey... who doesn't enjoy sitting in a drive through line for 15 minutes, then driving an extra 20 minutes round trip to get "fast" food?

[@maxsharpe2194]

hi drunk and crazy here, thanks for the mozerella sticks. Im hungry and sad and you're my only friend in this new city.

[@Dirtbag-Hyena]

@@McScott76 Ive always loved the term "fast food". The irony in the statement is real😆

[@mzzodiacc]

@@McScott76 That's why you CHECK your order-B4 you pull off.. To avoid the long, unnecessary trip_back!💡😕

[@curtisnucmed]

I love your comedy Christian! Fellow Ohio county boy here. I'm so happy to see a home town boy who dares to dream the big dreams. In Ohio county that's a big risk. The county is full of old beat up trailers where folks who dared to live their dream wound up living.... though many of them had the dream of running the most successful meth lab in the tri-county area.... so... you know, that dream comes with a cost. That cost is usually all your teeth and living in a beat up trailer in Ohio county. (Hehe)

[@connorscapers]

Thats called a life coach

[@echoseven8580]

It's even worse to walk in and order 25 burgers. When I was younger, my dad decided to have me get 5 burgers per family member so we could eat those throughout the day. I went in alone and the guy laughed when I ordered.

[@David-qf7zl]

lol, XDDD

[@nunyabusiness4904]

When I worked at McDonald's a woman came through our drive through at the peak of post Friday night football game from the high school next door and ordered 100 McDoubles and 50 McChickens and then came into the store to complain about how long we were taking.

[@nunyabusiness4904]

@@youtubebitchcenter1463 The regular dollar cheeseburger with two pieces of meat.

[@lawrencegenereux8567]

Don Imus did a great live radio call about ordering 1200 hamburgers for an Air National Guard training mission. Funny as SH!T.

[@Dirtbag-Hyena]

We did that alot in the 80's when Arby's had the 5 for 5 deal & they actually put enough meat for 2 sandwiches, so we actually got 10 for 5$. Anyone who got the job to pick it up got lots of looks & my poor mother was heavy due to other health issues so 6 bags full of food............

[@RonZanderful]

That was a great set! Good job Big Guy!

[@enlightenedidiot9552]

I'm a personal trainer and I love Arbys...lol :)

[@guthoriantony]

Thought this was Tom segura...

[@susboi8211]

Do not ever insult Tom like that again

[@FatManVSWild]

I thought it was burnt chrysler

[@leolopez3088]

it basically is

[@barryk2297]

high and tight bro x

[@RealsChannel12]

Anthony Chavez 😂

[@cn9630]

You're not the saddest person on the planet..... You're funny and cute and so you could stand to loose a few....WHO CAN'T

[@notacultbear449]

Largest collection?that's rude.

[@tafadzwamunezvenyu7623]

NotaCult Bear hahahaha

[@patrickOboyle]

Only if your NOT part of the collection :)

[@lordoshower3478]

Robert Denham looks like he wasn’t the only one offended

[@nigelcarren]

Always the place for imaginative comedy with imaginative backdrops! 😂

[@bettyloureny7173]

Your Great!!! Made me happy, Thank You...

[@sum-tingwong121]

This guy has it

[@garronjohnson483]

I work at arbys and this is great

[@Ben-rz9cf]

i actually enjoy the crap out of arbys. its the sauce man, its so good

[@tylerdurden4392]

My company orders Arby's for board meetings.

[@davidbresnahan5986]

I work there as well

[@rongriffith625]

Normally I hate it when fat comedians do fat jokes, but this is pretty good.

[@nobodyspecial6513]

You would probably love John Pinnette. He was a heavy guy and his routine was hilarious. Probably the funniest comedian I've ever watched. Sadly he died close to 5 years ago after losing a huge amount of weight. Look him up here on KZbin, you'll enjoy I promise

[@clarity9405]

check out josh sneed on dry bar if you haven't already (this is way late i know)

[@CartoonLab]

Me and my parents are regulars at the local pizzeria and diner. Our town is pretty small, so it’s not that hard. But, at the diner and pizzeria, we always get the same drinks, and I always get the same thing, so it’s not hard d for them to just ask if we want the usual.

[@mariahricks8524]

I work at McDonald's and I don't notice unless it's within 30mins

[@bkrawciw]

Yeah... the time I spent working at McDonalds was pretty hazy. I’m fairly certain there’s something in the air or the food that lowers higher cognition to keep customers and employees pliable servants to the burger overlords.

[@cipher88101]

+Mariah Ricks I bet, with the sheer volume of people that go every day while they all claim to hate the place. LOL

[@conradbennett1656]

I get Christmas cards from my local Chinese place, it's nice to know they care

[@bestmusic33]

I got my order from bk one day and the lady said "see you tomorrow." Atleast i got a smile boys!

[@jadamathews4984]

My friend double trip a fast food place in the same shift all the time. Cashier double takes and says "back already?!"

[@stormydavis8546]

Arby’s ROCKS

[@jenleeboo]

I worked at Arby's and we would have daily regulars. One guy would always order his sandwich without a bun, not that odd. One lady came all the time and always ordered 4 cheese sticks no sauce but four packs of mayo, yuck! One old lady came in and ordered a roast beef sandwich and freaked out on us because it had roast beef. Another lady had a full on panic attack because her sandwich didn't have the right sauce on it. When I asked her what sauce it was suppose to be she said I don't know.

[@trellified]

A-List Comedy Stamp of Approval

[@randomonessb3302]

Bruh this hits home cuz I work at an Arby's lol! 😁

[@otakumomma2196]

Literally a convo between my bro and I lmfaoooo

[@WildOutdoorLiving]

I got to the point where the college kids at Taco Bell knew my name and my order! ... At that moment I knew it was time for a change.

[@stinkbugdesigns]

So great. Love this guy!11

[@inyerd123]

Hahaha i love this guys enegry, great bit

[@jayndough68]

Thanks so much.

[@cn9630]

DEFINITELY GREAT HUBBY MATERIAL❣️

[@MrFoxUltima]

Reminds me of kyle kinane and tom segura! I love it

[@ringoharris8678]

This guy is hilarious.

[@LadyVoldemort]

LoL Brilliant!!! 😂😂😂

[@magreen85]

I was a regular at Arby's for so long, the manager asked me out.

[@beckybrynjolfsson]

I work at Arby's and I know our regular's names.

[@itscsteph]

I was a regular at a Jimmy Johns near my school. I went there so much that they instantly knew who i was just from the voice. I had feeling if i stayed any longer they would know my order and just have a hot key for it lol.

[@thejasonbischoff]

I think potato cakes works better for the Arby’s bit. Try it.

[@acemanhomer1]

"road hypnosis and muscle memory." lol.. I think that's about right lol close at least

[@ghostridergunship]

1:34 those audience laughs! Sounds like a couple of nasty perv laughs XD

[@southsportsoutdoors7522]

I’ve eaten Taco Bell 3 times in one day. The same dude was there every time. And to make it worse I got the same thing all three times. He looked at me like” bro are you have trouble going to the bathroom? Why you eating here so much?”

[@JM-jq7ft]

This guy had me teared up

[@ReelCajun]

I laughed so hard at this.

[@codystewartsinger]

That last joke had me laughing out loud in the middle of Denny’s LOL 🤣

[@rubysparrow479]

Dang it, they do know my name at Arby's, lol. My favorite place, because they have the Meats, lol. Ruby*

[@Michael-zp6zq]

Everytime I go to the Dunkin donuts near my house the person behind the counter has it made before I can even pay for it

[@mrhaider6343]

😂😂 he is too funny

[@micahdavila45]

Rex: "AHH!!, IT'S THE CHICKEN MAN!!!". -Toy story

[@roebuckpayne]

Tom Segura + Burnt Chrystals + Kyle Kinane’s voice

[@ianmaloney5667]

I want more of him 😂

[@stormaurora3027]

So his “ideal” personal trainer must be living the life. Eating pizza on his card. All he has to do is “ENCOURAGE”

[@kyram123]

I'll be your trainer, $50 and hour and you buy the pizza.

[@roebuckpayne]

OMG! This guy is like, Tom Segura’s TWIN!

[@LoveStarRecords]

the "largest" collection of clean comedy?

[@Maxid1]

He even has pie in his name. Poor guy never had a chance.

[@concussionhead5164]

I work in fast food, and there are people that come through several times a day... And get the same thing every time. But they're usually pretty cool.

[@devinblack20]

Coincidence this popped up in my reccomended right after getting arbys?

[@mzzodiacc]

*ReLaTivity* 😀🌌

[@alanmalcheski8882]

they based a recommendation on what they say it is based on, for once. That must seem weird. It isn't all based on your watch history. If you push Why this ad, it will say based on time and location.

[@forgottoremembertofo]

I’m a regular at a McDonalds by my job, they know me on a first name basis 😕

[@juggiebonebrain3383]

He still calls her Mommy, aw.

[@creflot]

This guy gets it.

[@coolguyb3311]

too funny! i joined a gym the other day...not because i wat to lose weight ...i go for the free wifi.

[@GigglewithFelix321]

"Whatever you say, black lady" 😂🤣😂👍🏾

[@thejasonbischoff]

I don’t normally like fat/obese comedy, but this guy had me loling.

[@alicehrazdira]

Hilarious 😂

[@quinnwolf817]

I work at McDonald's and I have so many regulars it is crazy and I see people multiple times in a day every day

[@nightlysobbing]

I work at Sonic and same

[@larrylane4802]

Worked at BK for years, knew the customer's name, his wife's name, his kids' names, his grandkids' names and his minister's name

[@NoGMOGod]

Just this title made me laugh

[@HiNinqi]

I wanna watch his special but the link doesnt work anymore :(((((

[@SarahWells777]

Hilarious!!

[@Lavenderrose73]

"Whatever you say black lady"? I'm sure _that_ went down really well! 😂

[@DryBarComedy]

You have no idea...

[@ravex24]

So this is the guy eating Arby's and keeping them in business? I've always wondered who went there and how they have stayed around. Been a mystery to me for years.

[@Jbird1978Qqqqqq]

He is a winner, I think we would be friends

[@Lauren-gs1eh]

I went to the McDonalds the same shift once and they called the manager on me

[@KittenLovens420]

Ive gone twice in one womans shift she was pissed XD I just wanted another sausage mcmuffin

[@Spintechfilms]

He should of worded it "on a personal level, i dont like personal trainers"

[@samsonhendrixiii3308]

Some of Us Are That way... probably why I’m Not currently a personal trainer right now.

[@telecasterbear]

So funny, and so handsome.

[@jakeacton2371]

Bert has really let himself go