Nobody Cares About Their Second Kid. David Dyer - Full Special

[@aaronburratwood.6957]

I love these (not yet real famous) comedians. They’re funny because they have to be, I’m glad talent still exists.

[@aaronburratwood.6957]

This dude is funny as all hell!

[@elliottpaine9259]

True, its good stuff. I subscribed. Ron White is awesome as well

[@Vincent-ke5zn]

Great point and you're right

[@michellekeith5602]

Well said! My fave from here is Kabir Singh Cam Bertrand Kay Lewis and Jose Sarduy

[@ramakanthreddy1204]

Absolutely. Undercelebrated but so refreshingly original.

[@rosemariealmero1214]

Thank you for snapping me out of my misery. God blessed you with humor and wittiness.

[@sixxygrrl]

"There are some days I really don't care what kinda world they are left with...." 😂🤣😂🤣😂

[@njk9989]

🤣

[@badartgallery9322]

Hysterical.

[@robertchandler5055]

26 seconds in and THIS GUY NEEDS A TV SHOW!!!

[@myfamilymatters]

Wow! He is such a good comedian. The stories and his comedic timing were amazing.

[@jenniegochnour4584]

I’ve loved every comedian and I love how clean it is!!!

[@shonchristopher1385]

The most consistently funny channel for comedy which I have comfortably recommended to friends and family. Lots of original.

[@roguecyphernetwork2938]

actually LOL'd. for real. this guy is funny. 24 mins well spent.

[@kathykeller1552]

Oh my. What hysterical material! This guy is funny! The entire set made me laugh out loud. Great delivery too! Great job!

[@ElCid48]

they do not care unless it is the first granddaughter in both sides of the family. after that it is just child

[@zerohasnovalue1681]

I feel his anger funny!❤️

[@aaronterrell3452]

Dave is very funny. He kept a smile on my face! Thank you!

[@cornfusedatbest6693]

1st kid; OH MY GOD YOU'RE BLEEDING, ARE YOU OKAY??!! 2nd kid; Don't bleed on the carpet ...

[@beckykamau5465]

🤣🤣🤣🤣

[@graceamerican3558]

🤣🤣🤣

[@ylx4219]

Gold

[@bernitacenteno1326]

@Confused Atbest The 3rd child may be told " You are accident prone." Always the only one that gets hurt, hu ? Why is that ? CHILD NUMBER THREE, can't blame the parent, even if they were an irresponsible parent at times. That would be "sacrilegious" or " displaying your dirty laundry in public ." If we survive with our self esteem in tact or we somehow can recover our self esteem through healing, we are OKAY !

[@McL0VINNN]

These are better than Netflix specials.

[@michaelrief4424]

This guy is hilarious. I don’t have any kids but most of my close friends do and they are mostly proud of their family but I also can sense their pain and anguish.

[@danceswithtwins8048]

I’m the youngest of 3 kids, and by the time I was born, my folks didn’t event bother to take pictures of me!

[@denasharpe2393]

But you remember that when you have a family!! Keep the camera at the ready!!

[@bernitacenteno1326]

Dances with twins. I told mom the same thing that you said. There were few photos.

[@hijabibeautiful]

I’m second to youngest of SEVEN! I’ve never seen a pic of me younger than 6 lol

[@Earthy9025]

Aww 😔

[@danielhobbyist]

Dang

[@mamacatselliot]

When we were kids we lived on a lake in the summers. Every family around the lake had a different way to call their kids home. My dad called us home by using a conch shell. It could be heard everywhere and the sound echoed off the mountains. Ahhhh, great memories.

[@nicolevahai5982]

They used a conch shell at my two daughters charter school to announce the school day was beginning in hawaii. My mother yelled “Biddles” “Dinner”-she named my twin sister and I a common nickname. I don’t remember the whole story but it was that when we were little we spoke our on language that she called biddling. I think there was a fictious family on SNL.

[@UncleNath]

Keep em coming DRY BAR love em.

[@benjaminsowrheaver3990]

Keep me coming, that sends a whole different message. Comment if you watched that episode 😂

[@316bonnie1]

I am so glad I found this channel I wish I would have found it in March it would have made this ride heck of a lot easier thank you

[@ljones98391]

@Socorro Sandoval Ordonez. Agreed. I'm using this as my "isolation recovery therapy." Humor desperately needed here.

[@scottnofrendz3567]

I really felt the whole whistle thing. My mother raised all my siblings and all my first cousins with a whistle. As soon as she whistled, no matter where and what we were doing, we all would stop and head towards the whistle LOL

[@rosegreenwood6925]

Same

[@lifesahellofaride]

thats disturbing

[@rosie9205]

This is how my father located me in a store. Awkward.

[@SyndicateTheLonelyGun]

Sounds like y'all would make it home to a mean pecan pie. "Peekan pah" sounds more delicious than "pecan pie". Wait...now I gotta run to the store. 😁

[@cayannap6752]

Based on sound of music I learned not to respond to whistles....

[@globetrekker86]

Dressing up for the job you want is a classic! Dave’s comment on capes instantly reminded me of this line: “My boss said to dress for the job you want... So I showed up to the conference, dressed as Batman”

[@MJ-fm4wy]

"I could've sworn it was the two gun shots that killed him but, He's full of liquid cheese"... Lol

[@Brngrojoy5315]

😂😂😂😂😂😂

[@graceamerican3558]

🤣🤣

[@dovie2blue]

Me too.

[@D.Antony]

Wow, what a winning set. Phenomenal!

[@Alcatraz18ify]

"So how's your 401k?" "Well its about 399k short, that's why we're here" 😂

[@roberthouston3824]

And, Dave doesn't have $20.00

[@diamondgrrrl572]

Okay so... Definitely one of the absolute best of Dry Bar! I laughed from beginning to end 😂😂😭😂😂

[@sunkissedbydrksknhypergamy3347]

Whoever said one must curse to get a chuckle never heard a truly talented comedian!!! HANDS DOWN 👋🏾🤚🏾🖐🏾✋🏾🤏🏾✌🏾💅🏿👐🏾🙌🏾

[@OttomanWarriorWoman]

Shout out to all the second kids! I'm a second kid. We practically raised ourselves.

[@denasharpe2393]

But you are really self sufficient aren't ya??

[@bernitacenteno1326]

IT'S SAD IF YOU PRACTICALLY RAISED YOURSELF.😐

[@jomelo7692]

@Reehan Taj I'm a 4th child by the 4th child the 2nd child is tutoring the younger kids on how to survive 🤣

[@ahashdahnagila6884]

@Reehana Taj You look like you did alright! Change your name to Reehana Taj Mahal: you'll get better room service at hotels, that way. Trust me!

[@dianacassinelli3600]

You are exaggerating....you sound just like my daughter...gosh...but is true....lolololol

[@mkm6458]

Love this guy, funny all the way through. Need to see more 😅

[@adiib945]

"I told you 2 weeks ago what I wanted from Santa" LMAO x)

[@goriaakash]

DRY BAR IS THE BEST COMEDY CHANNEL EVER

[@bwhite9589]

Lol the whistling part confused the hell out of my dog 🐕 😂😂🤣😂

[@jansteinvonsquidmeirsteen2256]

That's hilarious!

[@NickvonZ]

VERY FUNNY! Ear hair connected to the spinal column had me rolling!

[@jimvarnier7931]

My first time catching Mr. Dyer's act....surely not the last. A really funny set that was big time entertaining. Stay high, Jim V.

[@larrylane9872]

I catch myself watching the same comedians twice!! Still laughing like 1st time!!! Thank you!!

[@b1_ferg]

This guy is awesome. Definitely one of the better ones on Dry Bar.

[@continuousself-improvement1879]

As a 2nd child, I can vouch that all of this is accurate.

[@raradis]

Reading this I felt sorry for my 2nd daughter.. :) that's indeed accurate. (I'm a 1st child but it was the opposite for me.)

[@Niels357]

2nd child learn quick have to do everything themselfs! 1st child is the dumb goldenchild!

[@shardz_skies5000]

Me too

[@graceamerican3558]

Try being the middle child. Now THAT sucks. 😅

[@internalscreaming4074]

Yee

[@shortboy1366]

One of the funniest guys I’ve ever heard. Busted a gut throughout the performance

[@MrTPF1]

Hysterical from start to finish!!

[@piazee3460]

he’s hilarious! thankful I wasn’t eating when I watched him

[@kerflop]

One of the best sets on this channel.

[@oliverbonilla3189]

Solid.......smooth delivery. So Funny. woke up my dogs at 2am laughing too hard :)

[@TeamCat1128]

I see this guy going places. Definitely needs a special!

[@MamaTtoB-P]

Oh my gosh David is hilarious. Love this

[@lisalorenzo7451]

Oh my goodness the ear hair joke is priceless. My family must think I'm mental. I'm in the kitchen with earphones on laughing to myself. This guy is AWESOME 👍🏽👍🏽😂😂

[@113dmg9]

That was great! I listened to the entire thing, and I wanted more! Great job! It was hilarious!

[@CoachShaunie]

😂😂😂The best I've seen in a while. Great job!!

[@globetrekker86]

“I like birds!” 😂 Dave’s daughter can join the kid from the news segment (“I like turtles”), and the two can launch a podcast about wildlife preservation 🙂

[@roberthouston3824]

Turtles, and ducks are birds...I'm seeing the beginning of the Super Mario gaming empire, just sayin'.

[@Everything_Animal]

This legit made me feel like trash for actually being in college studying to be an ornithologist xd

[@awedbyhiswonder]

That's funny😄

[@a.r.r.i.9841]

I love Japan.. said number 4 kid 🤷🤦🤣

[@susanrodriguez2926]

I am a mother of two children. They are 7 years apart. My son is the oldest. I did all the things a first-time parent does. I would talk about how I was so looking forward to when he would start walking! Well, he started walking and talking at 8 months old. He not only walked, he was running around everywhere, yelling and screaming in delight. I realized I had gotten what I wished for but was so stressed out. My daughter is my second child. I remember her as a baby (so beautiful and soft spoken) sitting no the floor playing with her toys. Someone asked me when she would start walking? My response was, I didn't mind if she started walking until she was 18. There is a big difference between the first child and the second child. My son is 54 years old and has two children and a beautiful wife. My daughter is 46 years old. Has two children and a new grandson. I am a lucky woman. I love hearing about funny things parents go through through because I relate to them

[@andreatrue3054]

Thank you for the laughs!!!

[@valerieking5265]

I love this guy; he's hysterical!!!!

[@chriselenz]

I could listen to him for hours. Hilarious!

[@tedereTSSK]

Good delivery. Lots of laughs. Deserves more views.

[@allisonleggett1803]

Love this. So glad my family is not the only ones to use whistles to talk and get the others attention😂

[@lifesahellofaride]

what a sad thing to be glad about

[@dann5268]

My dad does not like to yell in public so he uses his great whisle. Much better than screaming for sure.

[@anitawhitacre2377]

Absolutely hysterical! I laughed so hard at this! Thanks for making us laugh!!!

[@lanageorge4014]

I needed this laugh! One of the best!

[@merima333]

EXCELLENT David Dyer

[@CrumbsDM]

Great take on being 50. Life really is like he says a lot of the time. Funny guy 😆

[@ponderosapondhomestead4344]

I’m not dad today 😂😂😂 No money, no rides

[@fry6344]

HILARIOUS, I love this dude 😂

[@bazinga9473]

My mom lives 10 minutes from the $20 helicopter ride business hes talking about... I've never even thought about pulling in for that exact reason 😂

[@MissMog]

The autopsy bit killed me 🧀

[@oliviajae298]

He is really funny. I needed this stream of laughs today. Thank you

[@joatkinson04]

My bird start whistling when he did the dad whistling bit..very funny 😂

[@joatkinson04]

@David Ringlein oh my ..Thank you ..I knew I was not doing well when I had to change cockatiel to bird..lol

[@kbs8586]

Jo Atkinson 😆😆 well reaponded

[@ingenuity168]

😂🤣

[@anaaverescu5419]

Hilarious material, loved every minute of it! This guy is ace

[@lucasbpaiva]

Great set!! This guy is really funny!!!

[@barrett5540]

Funny guy David is🤣 I laughed & giggled throughout his entire set! Thank You man. I’ll be looking to see more of his comedy!😂🤣😆

[@MRR_Shadowolf]

Hysterical! Laughed the entire set! Had tears in my eyes at several points laughing so hard, may have sprained a rib!

[@Hklbrries]

13:22: “Those are cuffs.” 13:38: “My Dad was a whistler.” 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

[@timetosparklewithrowenabry7526]

This was absolutely brilliant!!!! I'm obsessed with Dry Bar... downloading the App right now!

[@denasharpe2393]

Welcome to the light side!! 😊

[@valerieshealy741]

He's one of the funniest I've seen in a while. A natural !

[@janekiceniuk1578]

My dad had his whistle call. We knew when it was time to leave or come in the house.

[@graceamerican3558]

We had neighbors that swore we had the hearing of dogs. Heaven help you if you missed that whistle for dinner. You could hear it for BLOCKS.

[@yourgirllaurk]

My dad.....he called us to dinner with a pig call...true story. Now I do it too. 😅🤣

[@lifesahellofaride]

conditioned to leave the house when hearing a whistle. thats sth the cps would like to have a look at

[@SuperBenJacob]

Excellent. Thank you!

[@VioletJoy]

He's pretty funny. Drybar usually delivers. 😅 And you know what else? The crowds are the best.

[@CausingChaos.]

Yeah I’m also subbed to Comedy Central and they usually don’t deliver the type of comedy I like. Drybar for the win

[@VioletJoy]

@@CausingChaos. Yep. Same here. Consistently good comedy.

[@JJoh4040]

Indeed! Jesus Christ loves you🌻💯💜😊

[@VioletJoy]

@@JJoh4040 I don't believe that Jesus ever existed, but I appreciate the sentiment.

[@M_SC]

The crowds are the best? They totally fall apart when the performer isn’t a mainstream suburban straight person.

[@GiftsbyChosen]

Her only source of income was her teeth😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

[@mkm6458]

There are a lot of days I really don't care what planet they're left with.🙂

[@mikefinn]

One of the best routines I've ever heard. And, I'm really old.

[@1luv1life47]

My sentiments exactly.. 😁✌️🤟

[@karaa7595]

"Her only source of income was the tooth fairy..." 😄

[@nikoloscecere8277]

This guy is hysterical! A couple of times I had to stop the vid b/c I was bent-over-holding-my-sides laughing at his bits. Intelligent, wonderfully off-kilter comic genius.

[@NoGMOGod]

He's GREAT. I dont give many compliments. But he deserves it.

[@jinratensei8988]

"Nobody Cares About Their Second Kid." My parents seemed to be pioneers than, because despite of the apparent trend, they started practicing not caring already with their first kid. ^^

[@kbs8586]

🙃😭😫

[@traceyroyer993]

Ditto here... First born here... Straight As, athletic, No encouragement, no enthusiasm, no direction, only the bare minimum to survive & not look like a geek at school... But, anyway, I realize, I am blessed to have turned out as well as I have... wonk wonk 🤪

[@lulabell79_31]

🤣😂🤣 I'm DEAD! You may need your own comedy special, too!! Lmao!!! 🤹‍♀️

[@SteveFrenchWoodNStuff]

Good stuff!

[@rawill1958]

The whistling thing; awesome...

[@jessicaevans2564]

Really funny, really laughed, really going to retell some of these jokes. I would pay to see him.

[@denasharpe2393]

Surely would!!

[@nikoloscecere8277]

I'd pay above market rate to see him

[@susanjohnson9795]

Made me laugh outloud. 👍

[@luChewy8458]

Me too!☺

[@KowboyUSA]

His sense of timing is superb.

[@nosaedokpayi2446]

He is so funny 😅 everything he says just hit

[@lindakemer4950]

Oh my this was hilarious!🤣🤣🤣

[@landerson4319]

The whistling 😂

[@nenaelliott8058]

Laugh out loud hilarious. Keeps the laughs coming.

[@HeasieInvests]

This guy low-key funny as hell

[@teaganwindago3132]

David Dyer is amazing. I relate to every word he says. There's real humor in reality if your opened up to see it. David doe's.

[@drinkwater5766]

1st kid: scraped knee Mom: oh no we have to call an ambulance Me: breaks arm My mom with 8 kids: "here's a band-aid"

[@aliciabauduin1922]

Omg... I got the same. I have 10 siblings.

[@dovie2blue]

Walk it off

[@livmashupmansen191]

My mom has 6 kids (2 girls, and 4 boys). She isn’t overly concerned when we get hurt, also we range from 14-22 years old; she checks to make sure we’re okay and then moves in. Unless in an emergency, she’ll obviously be concerned for us.

[@KiDn0cuDi]

Perfect.

[@lamontyoung3709]

This guy is hilarious!

[@timothyconnecticut1910]

The whistling was spot on!

[@lightfountain]

Funny..my son. 43, still loves capes..made me bust out laughing..

[@mandielou]

Hey grandma 👋💐 no offense but it looks like modern tech has been gracious to you 😊 you've got to be a cool grandma 😘🤗 want to adopt me as your daughter or granddaughter? Lol FYI I'm 37

[@JAVONEETHEMOMMY]

😂😂😂

[@plutoplatters]

and the comic con i'd bet

[@trichardson6824]

His voice is very animated. He should think about doing voice work

[@HopefulBrain-to9fo]

His voice... His voice is LITERALLY how he makes money....

[@elizabethjarrett8473]

Thank you SO much for making me laugh so hard during such a difficult time in my life. You have a gift, thank you for sharing it with us. All the best !!! 😅❤❤

[@boscobubby]

This dude is HILARIOUS 😂 He had me crying, laughing so hard! 🤣

[@curlybill1025]

I've seen this guy live! He's even better in person!

[@rayaguirre2084]

That was an awesome job of Comedy. Thank you

[@cassandraprice-edwards9401]

Omg!! I laughed so hard🤣. My dad used to whistle for us when it was getting late and it was time to come home. It could be heard for blocks away.

[@dann5268]

So my dad had a great whistle and didn't like yell.