Teen Moms Have the Right Idea - Nate Bargatze

Nate Bargatze realizes that he envies the girls of “Teen Mom” and admits to being incredibly easy to prank.
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[@miskysharif4985]

he looks 20 and 40 at the same time

[@SirSaintMatt]

MiskyMighty thats what 30 looks like

[@kupcakemafia5763]

He looks like 40 yearold guy from hunger games

[@Sushipapi.]

Yeah. It's called looking 35.

[@jennj3452]

That's what 30 looks like...😂

[@sophiarodriguez3706]

BWHAHAHAHAHA!

[@juanlopez5843]

“He got to the phone quicker than he usually does” 😂

[@kramer3d]

LMAO!! im dying!!!!

[@clifjr954]

Jc penmu was the touvher one to get out of

[@InfinityReptar]

I must be dumb like Nate because that is the only joke i didn't get.

[@kennygerberich4985]

@@InfinityReptar Lol funny thing about that is you're overthinking it, probably. It just alludes to the idea that they try to answer the phone before him because his gullibility tends to gets him in trouble.

[@InfinityReptar]

Kenny Gerberich ahhhh that makes sense now haha. Thanks!

[@madimeyer2862]

Why does he look like Josh Hutcherson and Buzz Light-year combined?

[@DRS0395]

bruuuuuhhh!!!

[@Tallie602]

How is this so spot on?

[@peacefultripp6294]

Lol. He does. Nice one.

[@oscarwilde9581]

It's the chin. It's like the lower half of John Hutcherson's face got stretched downward like that game in Mario Party.

[@rylanz1664]

I was thinking the same thing!!!

[@ricky71787]

“I would go back in time and do worse than I’m doing now.” Lmao

[@thebigtimechannel9927]

Maybe he's from the future

[@derPetunientopf]

Would happen to me too. I mean i know a lot of stuff but maybe not that much that would help me in the 20s.

[@dagda3000]

@HIF1alpha But it is a low job. What are you talking about?

[@dagda3000]

@HIF1alpha There is no reason to be ashamed. But there is also no reason to pretend that it is not a low job.

[@wesleywallace4426]

HIF1alpha It is a low job. If it was possible to go from being a waiter to owning your own restaurant franchise then I would agree with you. But it’s not, there’s pretty much no upward movement.

[@armando1is1great]

Nate has always been funny, the calm delivery is killer

[@Eutangclan]

armando1is1great nooo that’s Hannibal Buress

[@armando1is1great]

@@Eutangclan yea but buress does get excited and loud, don't know if Nate ever does lol

[@fdub301]

He’s been reworking the community college bit for a long time now & it’s always new & funny

[@user-jd4qy1fd6m]

armando1is1great he's ok...

[@wallacegrommet9343]

Just try and deliver his material with that same, calm, matter of fact tone of voice. It’s almost impossible!

[@autumnlea97]

“I almost joined the army when I was 18, just because they called. I thought I got picked! I was like wow, this is an honor.” 😂

[@tsspeak5]

“I like what MTV is doing right now” lol that’s so good

[@sonquatsch8585]

exactly what i meant with my comment.

[@enzerabowenzu5340]

Wait I think that one flew over my head. Can you explain?

[@tsspeak5]

Enzera Bowenzu MTV began as strictly “Music Telivision or M-TV” back in the 1980s. Since then it has changed to be all about reality tv shows and no longer about the music. Most people who grew up with it hate where it is now lol

[@tristanmoller9498]

What is MTV doing right now?

[@intrup5648]

Fuckkng died

[@jonmcd13]

This guy just told the truth for 9 minutes and we all laughed at him...

[@onkelpappkov2666]

Comedians make people laugh, yeah. It's a radical concept.

[@KingOfDarknessAndEvil]

@@onkelpappkov2666 it's a joke

[@onkelpappkov2666]

@@KingOfDarknessAndEvil I feel entertained.

[@fadedslackers9762]

Better than the other way people react to people telling the truth...... with violence.

[@P0lkoli]

How do you know he was telling the truth?

[@dexgray4581]

That “too dumb to prove he’s from the future time travel joke” was really funny and ironically smart👍😆😆😆

[@jasoncaldwell0613]

Awwe he killed me with that!

[@6squall9]

pretty sure i've heared that joke quite a few times now, but can't name from where

[@TCt83067695]

@@6squall9 me too

[@matteoferrante7177]

@@6squall9 I think Louis CK had a similar routine

[@ArayaLight]

Agreed!

[@comfi3038]

His dad is a magician who spoke to my class and showed us cool tricks. Found this because he brought up that his son was on comedy central and told us about his special

[@genevievewalsh2007]

Wow what a coincidence

[@funny88988]

What's the dad's name? I'd like to look his act up too!

[@ellahappel3128]

funny88988 pretty sure his names john doe

[@comfi3038]

@@funny88988 Stephen Bargatze

[@mario6sic6]

Didnt he die?

[@cowboymouth6429]

I love that he's clean. You don't have to curse to be funny.

[@MaxBeecher]

*watches teen mom* "Those girls, are nailing it..."

[@DJ-ys9pv]

Max Media underrated joke 😂😂😂

[@chrisanthemum7]

Telling the truth tho

[@yCherkashin]

@@chrisanthemum7 if the girls' girls decide to go that route, and the third generation too, and so on; theoretically they would never move out the house, but you'd hit G^9999 Grandpa eventually

[@nicholasbyram296]

The teen boyfriends are the ones who are nailing it. Everyone else is paying for it.

[@1MinuteFlipDoc]

@@nicholasbyram296 now the teen boy fathers just need to get "fixed", so they don't have any other "happy little accidents"

[@dustandashes3]

He looks like a lego.

[@JB-bm1to]

I'm way too stoned and can't stop laughing at this 😂😂😂😂

[@REALAmERicANTigER]

Sad eyes

[@mariobertino7865]

Its the haircut. That is a lego man haircut.

[@GaryMillyz]

OMG that is so good

[@reginaldimbert2979]

🤣🤣🤣 he does

[@jobo4681]

I know this is a weird takeaway, but I’m a construction worker, and I lowkey do like seeing the sunrise every day in my truck on the way to the job site. Dammit Nate you charming bastard you’ve made me grateful

[@RiRyn27]

I used to work the night shift or into the night shift in fast food: sun rises or sun sets are absolutely beautiful.

[@victoriamilonas1942]

What a lovely comment! It didn't sound bad AT ALL when he said you'll be working outdoors and see a lot of sunrises.

[@billyin4c514]

Being awake at the beginning of the day is amazing dude.

[@andrewlawson573]

Easily the best part of the day

[@jaekn]

I don't believe that a construction worker would say "low key" not even 2 years ago.

[@howardwayne8288]

"Who's the next president?....." -"Oh boy....😬" 😂😂😂😂😂😂

[@SirTootsAlot]

That whole bit is so on point

[@ryanm9105]

I’d need to be like “who are the candidates again?” Then I got a 50/50 shot lol

[@wesleywallace4426]

@@ryanm9105 Doesn’t everybody have a 50/50 shot?

[@psto7501]

@@wesleywallace4426 (that’s the joke)

[@helenhilton2158]

“Abraham Lincoln?”

[@HaloHighlightz]

“Phones are going to get smaller?” “How?” “I don’t know” *I’m just the messenger* 🤷🏾‍♀️

[@jblue1622]

And then they got bigger

[@Brandknob]

I was in remedial math my senior year of high school, and we actually did change my teacher's tire during class one day.

[@mei6044]

Ha

[@cgill914]

Wow, that’s actually cool that you learned a useful life skill in high school honestly. I can’t change a tire to this day!!😩😅

[@45Ize]

"We're about to have a conversation, so I'm just tryna give you a heads up" lol love it.

[@ladypaz]

He reminds me of Bob Newhart…dry humor, calm delivery…hysterical! Love him!

[@marthawall3318]

Yes! I see that now that you say it!😂

[@dennischiapello7243]

Great observation. Newhart had a slightly nervous edge. Nate has no edges at all! 😅

[@matbroomfield]

Self effacing is always one of the most charming types of comedy. Much nicer than attacking other people.

[@mario10027105]

This dude is straight fire . His standup is clean and family friendly and still super funny for a mature audience

[@screwuk]

Masterclass in comedy, silent killer. He just does the technical stuff so elegantly and subtly

[@kellylyons1038]

Teacher: "you'll be working outside" Nate in 2020: makes comedy special outside due to covid

[@lilchadaldrich]

I loved the helicopter bits 😂

[@benderrodriguez7372]

Lol facts

[@enzerabowenzu5340]

Yo almost every single one of his jokes were masterful. He deserved a better crowd honestly. Great stuff. Great work.

[@shanezenmusic]

The crowd was solid

[@jaxonarns6360]

Enzera Bowenzu what if I were to tell you... he has a Netflix special

[@soullessgemini7786]

No, he got a good crowd.

[@deuteriumjones]

Not to be an internet douche, but you really can’t get a feel for the room on KZbin. It literally comes down to who (if anyone) mic’d the crowd.

[@jordanwilliams8040]

Hes corny and predictable and not witty. Plain and simple

[@ryanadam1394]

“You think you’re better then me?” 😂😂😂😂 kills me every time

[@DrAdnan]

I’m glad Nate’s getting more exposure. He’s got a unique and funny sense of humor.

[@theeternalnow6506]

He does. I just randomly stumbled on his netflix special and that made me howl. It was hilarious and this was too. I think he's a clean comic? I don't remember that dirty of stuff. He reminds me a little of Regan in that sense. Just a funny dude. Good stuff.

[@teresadalessio1]

This day is just getting crazier and crazier lololol

[@tchombre1992]

I just joined the Army. I guess ill go buy some stuff for that.

[@meatbeansandcheese]

I looked at him and never thought his jokes would make me laugh out loud.

[@DekkarJr]

That must be a good thing that you didn't judge teh bewk by da cover :D

[@mrfetters3332]

Same bro glad I checked him out

[@Unreissued]

i love how dry and nonchalant his delivery is

[@caffeinatednation8885]

He has such a soothing comedy voice 😂

[@user-zy9yg2eu5t]

He has such a soothing comedy voice 😂

[@BurgundyBurrito]

"My loan was $40, I just paid cash" and that is why we go to community college

[@patrickhughes4914]

I just discovered this guy. He's obviously been around a long time, which is great because there will be a lot of material. He's hilarious.

[@kate_6436]

I didn’t get the John/Jane Doe either i was like “Wow that’s so interesting I mean someone has to actually have that name right?” 😂

[@Beepbopboop19]

Kate H 🤣yes same. I would also think later think to myself...”wait a minute...” 🤔🤬🤣

[@shawnthesheep6832]

This would absolutely happen to me 😂😂😂🙈🙈🙈

[@jhen8900]

It's because murdered ppl are referred to as John/Jane Doe prior to their identity is known

[@StevenKombolis]

He got to the phone faster than he normally does was such an amazing low key joke lol

[@stephanie4020]

The Army and JC Penney bit have me in tears. 😭🤣🤣

[@alforeman3297]

"I would go back in time and do worse than I'm doing right now." That's a freakin' brilliant bit.

[@drockvashon8]

"Because you'll all be working outside." I lost it!!! 🤣🤣🤣

[@volcryndarkstar3283]

"Sad to report they were murdered," lol, this guy's not dumb.

[@alex8480]

It's a funny joke but it's not super smart or anything.

[@johnbarron5409]

@@alex8480 bruh I watch a ton of comedy and that is a top tier smart joke

[@alex8480]

@@johnbarron5409 I can't tell if you're trolling or not. I like the joke and I like Nate, but it's not some genius joke to say Jane and John Doe were murdered. You can get the idea for that after 5 minutes of law and order.

[@johnbarron5409]

@@alex8480 just because the joke is easy to get doesn't mean it's easy to come up with. Go on, let's hear a better one from you

[@BigSkippy1263]

I returned to college at 36 and graduated in four years with a Bachelor's degree. I actually graduated from both Junior College and University. Junior college I went to in order to get all of my prerequisites for a whole lot cheaper. It was fun because I had amassed Twenty-Two years of life experiences to draw from.l was required to take a Health class. I didn't need to study for anything pertaining to the class which drove one of my classmates crazy until I explained that while he was still in highschool I had been working in a hospital. He was fine after that. The worst part of Junior College is that it is, basically grade thirteen. It's a lot like being in highschool, again.

[@windsofmarchjourneyperrytr2823]

"I hope you guys like sunrises. Because you're going to see a lot of them"

[@BlueTaylor88]

He does a great job at keeping a clean set while being hilarious. That's hard to pull.

[@RiDankulous]

I can't get into the dirty comics as much. That rules out most comics for me. 😞

[@cgill914]

It’s so true, most people cannot do clean comedy and be this funny! I like that Nate doesn’t seem to have any kind of agenda behind it either (like religious type reasons) he is just being himself.

[@mukesh_bombay]

Seriously one of the most underrated comedians right now

[@rossedwardmiller]

"i like what MTV's doing right now" Omg that shit was killer. It's the exact wrong opinion.

[@indiana5995]

His head is getting bigger and his face is getting smaller... I’m also high. These jokes are genius

[@kirstennielsen5832]

shaquille griffin lol me too

[@MFKNJJ]

Same dudeee

[@qjmad]

That John and Jane Doe joke was perfect lol

[@theunheardlamb]

He looks like Buzz Lightyear

[@tyffaneelavely8087]

Just found this guy today. He is hysterical. I love dead pan comedy, and this guy is a master at it.

[@hatinisbad1]

Nate is so drastically underrated. Had two really funny and original Netflix specials too.

[@kingayy9267]

He's "underrated" with two Netflix specials? Sounds like one of those things can't be true. The word "underrated" has lost all meaning.

[@holdensagan]

@@kingayy9267 Ha. You beat me.

[@Marcel_Audubon]

you dullards with the obligatory "underrated" comment - smh - and over 100 of your fellow braindeads who upvoted your comment - smh again

[@colbywood1785]

Literally said "and JC Penney was probably more difficult to take care of" before the punchline. Love it.

[@bingbongproductions5569]

The way he talks makes his comedy really funny too. He’s a great comic.

[@LNOWLS86]

Today's assignment your gonna help me move😂

[@MaloneMantooth]

Lol......that made me laugh.

[@sebbo1496]

such a unique style of comedy. i like how he leaves the punchline to the imagination of the audience a lot of the time. smooth and subtle. glad i found him

[@ThinkOnerandProdigy]

Nate Bargatze is easily in my top 5. He's too funny.

[@lindagale7281]

Why didn't I discover Nate at the beginning of the pandemic? Would have made my life so much more bearable!

[@reemahmed2104]

his time travelling bit is KILLING MEEEEE

[@joelman1989]

This guy has the most believable and natural stage presence and delivery I've seen from a comedian.

[@dinospumoni5611]

Man, his material is brilliant. One of the best comics I've discovered in a while. Glad I stumbled upon this.

[@virgie4715]

WE NEED MORE OF THIS GUY!! I laughed harder than I’ve laughed in a long time

[@reesebrindle1809]

I don’t know why but I love this guys voice and tone. A very laid back and mellow show that made me laugh hysterically. 🤣

[@LordAsturgis]

My gun used to miss all the time. My tiger rarely misses.

[@Happybidr]

This was 4 years ago. Now he has a whole new look, multiple specials on Netflix and he just hosted Saturday Night Live.

[@freda2758]

I love comedy, even though I often find myself not laughing aloud, I still thoroughly enjoy comedy. This guy had me laughing aloud the entire time. Nate Bargatze...I'll be looking out and forward to seeing more from this one.

[@omaraellosiii8171]

Fred A watch the 1st episode of the first season of The Stand Ups.

[@Johnny-tq9no]

Same I watch it all the time but only laugh a couple times I think being in a socal setting with friends has a big effect on that tho you are much more likely to laugh if you and someone else are watching the same set imo

[@InfinityReptar]

@@Johnny-tq9no you are correct.

[@kellychristensen4059]

Netflix special, Tennessee kid

[@Targetverified82]

Still waiting... :/

[@johnnybam1010able]

"Those teens are nailing it " I'm rolling. Lol.

[@paulschwanz]

I'm pretty sure Nate is next-level genius. His jokes are about as smart as they come.

[@johnkennedy3867]

Such good material. He's a natural. No effort. Just telling stories

[@rongravel4585]

He’s a genius for the John Jane doe line.

[@user-zy9yg2eu5t]

He's a genius for the John Jane doe line.

[@jojospeechy4761]

Genius! That's exactly what I thought about the John and Jane Doe joke. Pure genius!!!

[@johnplamann726]

Guy: Who's the next the president Time Traveler: oh boy... Is seriously one of the best lines I've heard in a long time.

[@Q.Q.]

Went into video expecting to give up on it a quarter of the way through, like with most stand-ups, but this was excellent. Very clever. Kudos.

[@Renzov12]

Super clever I always enjoy thought provoking comedy that slapstick shit is so remedial

[@stephanwilliams4143]

This is 2019, your kids aren't ever moving out

[@Really_jellis]

Stephan Williams I wish my mom would realize this

[@TCt83067695]

ikr? I was like how adorable he thinks the American dream is still a thing

[@alexandradobrowolska2848]

Yup Im 21 still not close to moving

[@virgie4715]

Alexandra Dobrowolska almost 23 here and still not out 😅 left twice and came back...

[@virgie4715]

jaking2 bless ur heart, best of luck honey! U got this

[@Scarlett-Echo]

His delivery along with tone & potential honesty is really funny while being dry bar style. A+

[@zer0ace444]

"They're a heads up your going to do manual labor." This is probably normally a big laugh, which is why it had such an awkward break. Shame it didn't hit for a special of all things.

[@thePlayer787]

it hits too hard and too close. It's hilarious, but so many people are living that joke out, so it just makes you think faster than it makes you laugh.

[@pattgsm]

That time travel joke was savage! It just made everyone realize that they know very little about anything!

[@chrisrubin6445]

"sad to report, they were murdured" -this line really got me

[@judasbrooks]

This is extremely high quality (observational) stand-up.This is how you do it, people

[@suzannehoulden5803]

I'm at work, listening to this as I read a tax report. Crying my eyes out, I'm laughing so hard. Can't believe I hadn't heard Nate before.

[@CS-ox1hv]

I feel like the crowd isn't appreciating this guy's delivery. This stuff is hilarious.

[@HaroRider03088]

That end part about the future was hilarious. Comedy gold.

[@FaithFallRepentGraceRepeat]

He ain’t lying about getting out of that JCP credit card! They’re ruthless! At least the government cuts you some slack as a kid.

[@PONYBOYonline]

He looks like someone who took a Harry Potter Polyjuice Potion that’s wearing off

[@Tonyhouse1168]

Him saying “you think you’re better than me?” pops in my head at random times almost every day…

[@RiDankulous]

🤣

[@landonmiles97]

Nate is underrated.

[@chrischandler9962]

I found Nate on KZbin days ago by accident. I can't believe that I hadn't seen him before. He's brilliant & now one of my favorite comedians!

[@ReaperX1]

Holy shit this guy nailed it with the manual labor bit lol. So true. Stay in school kids and get an associate's at least. Life sucks without one.

[@nextari]

LOL! the going back in time bit! Hilarious, one of the best bits ever, delivery spot on. What's a sattelite " I shouldn't have even said that" rofl!

[@nodnarbuho5789]

so rare to find comedians who are genuinely funny and clean at the same time

[@nicklevesque9663]

"I hope you guys like sun rises. Because you're going to see a lot of them" Funny accurate🤣

[@sonquatsch8585]

he's a sleeper, when u hear his jokes they have a delayed and subtle effect. he's really good. i like him.

[@lucysnorebush964]

You're just slow.

[@jannelson855]

I love Nate Bargatze. He is the epitome of what a comedian should be. God speed. I am smiling now because of him. Lovely gentleman.

[@come_on_munster]

"I'll be shocked if we don't touch a dead horse today"

[@nickj116]

😂😂😂

[@jakemorrison548]

Love that one

[@cass781]

Totally felt that old ppl in community college reference. 😂😂

[@jntj3007]

Nate's comedy just gets funnier and funnier. Bravo Nate!

[@volumedaddy6917]

The last one..the time travel set up was soooooliiid

[@the_slow_s197]

"Who's the next president?" "Oh boy" Why tf is this accurate 🤣🤣😭😭

[@TheFatblob25]

Incredibly gifted comedian. I've heard this so many times & it still cracks me up.

[@nedhasler2687]

I think about this set frequently and wonder why Nate isn't making more specials. I also think about magical it is to create a comedy set that people want to hear over and over. It's so tough to make a joke someone has heard before not lose freshness, let alone a solid 30+ minutes.

[@UncleBensChannel]

His whole act hinges on stupidity. But he's smart, because no one makes it in comedy without being pretty sharp.

[@onlyrog5]

Nothing new

[@peonmyhall]

Rich Vos did.

[@gettingsmaller3625]

Comics are very smart in general

[@grizzlygames667]

Larry the cable guy though..

[@johnbaldwell3395]

Its 1984 he’s a comic we laugh at more than with

[@chelseaandelin]

It's official. This guy is my favorite comedian. I'm such a fan

[@tcyroger]

His jokes are smart and funny. His delivery is brilliant and hilarious. Instant fan.

[@AKNeal81]

I do the same thing about my bad memory. Oh dude it can't be that bad! 6 months later: How did you forget that again!? Man I told you! I don't even know my own mother's birthday! And you thought I could remember you're allergic to nuts? RIP Johnny

[@shadowmoon2087]

Same😂

[@nilsmuller5006]

some days ago i needet a few min to remeber my age^^

[@codytheoneandonly337]

Lmao love you man

[@sirashley2355]

that was a really solid 9 minute bit. especially that last one about time travel, brought up chuckles from my lower gut. good job sir, jolly good job

[@smithwilliams8831]

Saw him recently in Charleston SC. Awesome show. He’s one of my favorite comedians at the moment. Effortlessly funny

[@JohnDoe-zz7on]

Nate is a natural funny story teller. Kind of like Dave Chappelle