If You Like Camping, You're Lying. Danny Villalpando - Full Special

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[@chippyl3331]

"A good American name, like Gonzalez" I died!😂

[@donmiller2908]

My neighbors are Vietnamese. One day they were arguing in their yard, back and forth, in their native language. I yelled at them "Hey! you're in America now! speak Spanish!"

[@crazy55rider7]

Chippy L you must be the ghost at the trailer park.

[@eagleeye2300]

Hilarious!

[@xSILVERxVENOMx]

i read this when he said this

[@tabofantasynerdking5365]

South Amerika is still Amerika.

[@globetrekker86]

Feng Shui, olé! I’m going to use that, each time I clean the house. Thanks, Danny!

[@jaynestag95]

The last time I went camping with my husband......we got there with a new tent and his older tent. He insisted on putting up the new one, 3 hours later and a field full of tension the tent was up. Had a few hours around the fire then off to sleep....1am freezing and a half filled mattress, 😠😩 pumped up the mattress, still freezing😭 we were thinking of 3 nights there...6am and all packed up, home by 7am. 😊☕☕🍳 .... love from Wales in Britain.👋

[@shukriaapso8404]

I love staying in a hotel. Switching channels, taking super long showers, pool, awesome breakfast and friendly bartenders, room cleaning and extra towels and much much more 🙏

[@missg.5940]

Unlimited hot water with shower pressure that exfoliates five layers of skin!😌😌😌😌😌🇨🇦

[@bonniegirl5138]

Told my husband I was a Marriott camper.

[@donnajohnson3334]

My favorite memory is when we realized they had free breakfast ... We walked in there and saw the most amazing breakfast bar ever !.. Beats scratching chigger bites as we searched for what's left of the stale marshmallows !. Lol LOVE this GUY !!!.

[@HinduBoy]

Ya... accustomed to sheetrock

[@corliss825]

The only drawback is you can't sleep too late!

[@D45-y5r]

I LOVE camping until it’s time to cook, sleep or go to the bathroom.

[@twystedhumour]

And clean up!

[@LoudPedal66]

Agree 1000%

[@reynacamps6221]

😂

[@meganluck4352]

Foundation is what a house sits on! so true. Laughed so hard about that.

[@Sheerkat7]

Living in Colorado in my 20's, I went camping many times in several different locations, occasionally for over a week. Now my idea of camping is going to a hotel without room service.

[@sortathesame8701]

i worked for seven years at an outdoor camp teaching survival skills to teenagers...today my idea of camping is a luxury hotel with room service AND a spa!

[@Patrick_Cooper]

I think I had my fill of camping when I found myself sleeping in my tent in the back of my truck, near Tucson AZ, and hearing the coyotes, running around my truck all night. They make sounds that are much worse then any monster you have ever heard... Zombies would have been quieter... Godzilla's roar. Music to make me ears. Coyotes, are the devil. Trust me. They are the little demons that haunt your every thought. Where is my tin foil hat...

[@Sheerkat7]

@@Patrick_Cooper Sounds awful. That would have done it for me, too.

[@dianakenealy8573]

This guy is a scream!! I'd love to watch more of him. I get the washer making his mobile home shake. Lol great comedian. Love to watch his facial expressions I'm laughing every minute of his show. Love it. Hope I see more of him.

[@costo34ify]

👌.settle down.we get you think he's funny but he isn't at Ok

[@embrymilo5316]

I camped at an animal conservation center. The lions woke us up roaring and we fell asleep to the wolves howling and stuff. Best trip ever.

[@shadwabarghash8734]

That's an adrenaline rush and survival mode

[@chucky1time337]

Is that legal ?You might get eaten

[@embrymilo5316]

chucky 1time, it wasn’t in the enclosures 😂 they have a mini campsite outside the pens and such. There’s a fence between the enclosures and the campsite. 🙃

[@Abdi2102]

@@embrymilo5316 where was this? I'm interested in going!!

[@embrymilo5316]

Abdi Ahmed somewhere in North Carolina, I think. I always have to travel to get there but I love going.

[@faincheeseele2892]

My junior high teacher told me how to rne how she run from from not knowing how to read a student's name. just skip it and then at the end of roll call ask, "If your name is not said yet raise your hand and when I point at you tell me your name" and then she act like she missed it by accident and apologize.

[@BobbiGail]

Oh what a great idea! Thanks!

[@andrealenze8161]

Genius!

[@issecret1]

That seems worse somehow

[@Zyriphess]

@@issecret1 naw, cuz just one time and then you know how to say it 🤣

[@TheRealMonnie]

THATS WHY TEACHERS DO THAT! Lol. I always thought there was some clerical error and that kids name wasn't put on the list. Like somebody has to go to the office after school and make sure they registered

[@deborahadcock978]

Enjoyed every minute😄👏🏻

[@jodyfiore8200]

At 19 minutes into this, I was freaking rolling on the floor

[@kjo6256]

Oh my god, that flamboyant interior designer bit 🤣🤣🤣 I'm wheezing from laughing 😅 Awesome set, thank you!!

[@ropeyarn]

"Feng shui ole!"

[@xCRUSH3Dx]

This guy is hilarious. He delivers well and his timing is perfect. Hope he blows up big so I get to see more of his comedy. EDIT: Brick technology is solid! 😂

[@PreventiveCarnivore]

I watch for stellar comedy and Danny Delivers!

[@mariaemilianegron]

Yes totally authentic

[@HailTheFun]

This snoozefest won't blow up.

[@wolfie9229]

I laughed through the whole thing... and then he ended it PERFECTLY!

[@thrutheweatherglass]

Love the teacher pronunciation bit. They'd pause and say..."ProLix, Proox, prowlx, " then just raise my hand and say yeah I'm here.

[@missg.5940]

Proo, as in BOO, l am Canadian. Also Margaret, Margit Margoat marGOT and even maggot, Guildford, guilfoyle gulliver gullifrog, Gillford Once l said on the phone gull like the bird, i, Ford like the car. Two weeks later, envelope addressed to M. Fordlekar 🥺🤔😷🇨🇦

[@thrutheweatherglass]

@@missg.5940 Yes! Also, that's hilarious.

[@neillconroy2183]

I have a friend who is Welsh. They lo-ove their consonants over there, that's for sure! His last name has 15 consonants and one vowel. The first time that I tried to pronounce it it felt like I had tied a reef knot in my tongue - and his name is considered very short! I wish I could remember it!

[@NatandGeorge]

I only know one Proulx & I automatically pronounced it as "proo" (rhyming with "two"

[@quackaddict2203]

Sakalauskas is fun 😅 It's pronounced exactly as it is (Sak•a•laus•kas) but people apparently cannot take their time. I always heard completely different names like Sokolov 🤷🏻‍♀️

[@myfamilymatters]

Fantastic comedian. Thoroughly entertaining.Thank you for posting. Your channel is one of my favourite comedy channels. Thank you.

[@MrSandroengland]

"are you gonna eat that? let me get closer". LOL

[@maryksnyder1155]

Loved his dog imitation!

[@amandaburkhalter36]

When he said that he walked 4 miles.... and looked back and realized he was in a bind, bc he was 4 miles from home ( EXHAUSTED & WINDED)~ I say to myself, " Well, you better call an uber!" And then he said it, lol! He was very funny! And ik about the name thing! Just the last.... but still! He had me cracking up acting like the teacher! Those faces he made! 🤣🤣 5 STARS FROM ME☆☆☆☆☆ I DO NOT WATCH ANY OTHER COMEDY NOW..... JUST THE DRYBAR! ALL I NEED! 🎤👍

[@lorawiese5897]

And Jeanne rober5son. She is funny and classy.

[@lorawiese5897]

@@hannesRSA ?

[@lorawiese5897]

@@hannesRSA ah. Lol okay thought I had missed something. Have a great day and stay safe and healthy.

[@harambo88]

i dont get it. i guess it stems form "Burg" and means burghalter, the owner of a burg. german heritage?

[@deannahopkins6560]

Lol

[@carlenedean8382]

Love this guy’s show! Just toooo funny!!

[@samanthaprest2296]

Speaking as someone who lives in a mobile home, I DIED during his bit about mobile homes! 😂

[@llamasugar5478]

“We’re out of Froot Loops.” Bwah-hahaha 😂

[@pamelajoy3495]

On my gosh! This guy is my new favorite! Thanx Danny

[@jilleneburns4100]

My eyes started watering! 😂 This guy is hilarious!! 😄😅😀😂😌😆😋 Actually refreshing watching someone that made me laugh!!!

[@purpleduck3494]

This was FANTASTIC!! The crowd however I fear has fallen asleep with all the thought control classes. But Danny, you are great. Thank you.

[@Cpursup]

"Have you heard of the Stay at Home Dad? Remember when that was called Unemployed?! LOL

[@johnpapa8681]

I remember when stay at home dads were called bums and some other names I'd rather not repeat!

[@zippydooda]

Hey! I resemble that!

[@johnpapa8681]

@@zippydooda yeah, I resemble that too!

[@hxhdfjifzirstc894]

I secretly like camping. It's the adult version of playing outside.

[@nicolarollinson4381]

😅

[@sickbabyratt9614]

What

[@jaynestag95]

I love camping......pop up tent on the bed, toilet next room, food and drink in the fridge downstairs....😂 all true.

[@nicolarollinson4381]

@@jaynestag95 😅

[@timo4938]

Camping in a tent or hammock is truly amazing. It gets you away from people and in tune with nature.

[@clewis4826]

Thanks!

[@Taylorkaraoke]

"I just wanted a typical american name: González" got me badly

[@larrypesek8818]

BRAVO! Awesome performance!! Clean and funny... God Bless.

[@marcellepesek3038]

Larry Pesek Hi! I couldn't pass up the chance to say "hello" to someone with the same last name as mine! (I'm from Vienna originally, with Czech background). I enjoyed the show very much, too! Especially the part where he's against Bull fighting. Be well, blessings to you!

[@kathyhollenbach7413]

@Larry Pesek Drybar only has good, clean and funny comedy.

[@annmurry8589]

I suspect that some people have not yet learned the way of toasting a perfect golden marshmellow over an open flame. Almost everything tastes better over an open fire.

[@amsro9094]

Very true, although I prefer using the embers just away from the flames for that perfect marshmallow.

[@lorawiese5897]

Mmmummm. I love mine with a little char on it.

[@brandonperales4609]

I suspect u didn't make the fire and complaining. Lol woman.

[@bettyhouk8727]

Ann Murry you can toast a marshmallow over an open flame of a cook stove in a RV too ! 😋👍

[@johnoswald8272]

Brandon Perales BRUH😂

[@melvina628]

AGREED! That's a no to sleeping on rocks next to spiders. 38:45 "It's me! It's you! It's us!"

[@anthonysproule4293]

Thank you for being a comedian

[@RylandRay]

The staycation bit aged well😂

[@Mercurychyld1]

Oh my goodness, too funny! Thank you so much, lol! 😂🤣😄

[@onewheelisbetterthan2]

I have a full time job and I live in my 4 door jeep. I sleep in a hammock inside the jeep and I literally am camping every single day no matter what the weather. I can cook pizza over a fire and I genuinely don't have a desire to live in a house. Maybe a sailboat again one day but for now it's camping for me.

[@IPlayOneOnT.V.]

I just can't stop laughing with this guy. He should have a TV sitcom deal.

[@MegaSnow121]

Awesome comedian! I needed to laugh. :-)

[@GeckoHiker]

I just came back from a camping trip on the Gasconade. Tents and campfire coffee and hobo stew and all. Always camp near a large body of water--for cooling down or enjoying the adrenaline rush from flash floods.

[@maryksnyder1155]

I love his train of thought! His way of thinking is hysterical 😂🤣😂🤣

[@jamieyoho2310]

This guy is really funny. I watched the whole thing.

[@FoD1975]

“The bull just thinks he’s just going to the theatre.” 😂

[@bilindalaw-morley161]

Thanks for that. It’s a good point to ponder. Just as:-when we talk to God it’s called prayer but when he’s talking to us it it’s called paranoid schizophrenia

[@herdthistruth5962]

@@AllergicToFantasy Matthew 10:33-35 A.V.

[@jasonredding2282]

“An udder catastrophe” 🤣😂🤣

[@rodrigodepierola]

I'm a teacher and can confrim the "what the heck" pause when first reading the list.

[@killuazoldyck7442]

😂😂

[@24greenie]

@@killuazoldyck7442 I always knew when my name was coming. It is French German and does not look like it is spelled. The teacher would always look up and say my first name and since I knew they had gone through the R's and S's I knew it was mine, so i just smled and raised my hand.

[@killuazoldyck7442]

@@24greenie personally I've never experienced this in my class (my names easy and normal and no one in my class had a wtf name) but man at work I have a hard time remembering how to say my co workers name :') I don't know what language it is but it starts with a g that is pronounced with a j sound instead Its a gorgeous name nonetheless

[@kristinesmart6708]

I'm just giving you a special SHOUT OUT 😂 because you're a teacher. One of the most underrated, underappreciated, and underpaid careers on this planet. God Bless your choice & skills in shaping our youth. ❤️

[@rodrigodepierola]

@@kristinesmart6708 Thanks, I really appreciate it.

[@aaronsprojects9622]

"My house would shake when my washer was on the spin cycle" 🤣🤣🤣 about died when I heard that cause mine did too!!

[@swayzocrazo4398]

Mine did too. Hahaha

[@Aiyan777]

This guy!!! Funny and good looking as hell!! I died at "demockycocy villpoochi" 😂😂😂

[@ayristamiller2019]

I laughed through his entire set! This guy is absolutely hilarious 😂♥️

[@patriciastewart2537]

I hate camping so much. Been off grid 30 years, learning how to camp.

[@nicholasfrancis8381]

Hahahaha burned!

[@hxhdfjifzirstc894]

Off grid? You're on the Internet, hon.

[@Primalxbeast]

@Razor Face You don't have to be on the grid to use solar power. That's how I power my phone.

[@gopackgo2507]

@@Primalxbeast Ok and find a phone that you can connect to internet that doesnt track n record data. Some people..Not much of a thinker huh

[@angelafields8319]

Same, but 10 yrs on my end. I tend to enjoy it most days, but then there are times I dream of eacaping for a night to the Holiday Inn.

[@genosmith8020]

Omg he was so funny.that was great.i needed that tonite.

[@justinpatterson5291]

Bruh! Camping is great. All you need is a swag, a pan and appreciation for the outdoors. I found a good little camp spot out in the brush. Built a small round house shelter. Was fkn great. I go back every couple months and do more to the area.

[@rickyspanish492]

What a great set! My favorite bit was the Dicaprio, Depp, and Pitt sunset 😂 Thanks Dry Bar and Danny Villalpando for the laughs!

[@nathansmarr9126]

That’s parking your second house near trees !🤣😂

[@barowt]

I love it when only one person laughs at something, awesome!

[@eagleeye2300]

Every single time I went camping, (starting with Girl Scouts,) it was nice the first day then poured rain for the entire time. That, and because I knew that there was no bathroom, I'd get diarrhea. Good times.

[@rockforester7908]

Have not laughed this hard since I saw Seinfeld at Catch in 1982. Seriously. Ty so much. This helped me on bad day. ♥️🙋‍♀️

[@kittymellow5864]

Did you just insult candy corn? You, sir, are evil... just evil!😂

[@janiceblake2251]

Dude you are way too funny ! I love it ❤❤❤

[@reginaphalange4182]

I really liked this guy's humor!

[@whopiddledonyourposttoasti175]

Great show...love the port-a-potty...as long as you can hold your breath...🤣

[@indiesindie1984]

OMG! He is so hilarious! 😅🤣😂😆 He looks like he can be Keanu Reeves brother. 😍

[@contytub]

The joke about reving the engine to keep it running at a light ... i'm at that point in life hehe

[@PresidentoftheManosquare]

Much love for this gentlemen

[@ladyvincenza]

Yeah, I have pretty much the same reaction to camping. I think the reason we developed civilization is so that we wouldn't have to "go camping."

[@charlesbell5500]

That argument against camping is stupid, people do a lot of things for fun they don't need to do. By your logic, people wouldn't swim because we have boats.

[@ladyvincenza]

@@charlesbell5500 Uh, yeah.I know people do things they don't need to. That's not my point.

[@nicholasfrancis8381]

@@ladyvincenza what is your point? Fyi, i dislike camping and always had girlfriends that wanted to go. I'm a city boy now and don't want to sleep in the Australian bush.

[@ladyvincenza]

@@nicholasfrancis8381 My point is I don't get why people consider this recreational.

[@nicholasfrancis8381]

@@ladyvincenza I agree with you 100%. I don't understand why people would want to do that either. I don't even really want to go glamping. Lol

[@aaronterrell3452]

Danny was very funny. I enjoyed his stories about camping marriage and life. Thank you

[@bfarm44]

Drybar never disappoints

[@johnpapa8681]

If you have a house and go stay in a tent, you are camping. If you stay in a tent and you don't have a house, then you are homeless.

[@trvlnjvln6835]

American Standard lol

[@cute2178]

*YEAH, THIS IS BIG BRAIN TIME*

[@rantingguy1726]

And your tent is probably in Seattle.

[@johnpapa8681]

@@rantingguy1726 well, if I had a tent pitched in Seattle, I'd move it down south somewhere. I prefer my houses to have wheels.

[@johnpapa8681]

@Jayne Eyre WRONG!!!!!!! A Tent can't be a home at all unless you owe a huge monthly payment that you have to struggle with every month to pay. Maybe even have to have some tent mates move in to help pay the mortgage! Of course, at some point something will happen, and you'll fall behind on your payment. Then you can blame the government, and want them to pay off your loan.

[@HELLRZR-nm3vv]

If you can't hang camping, you're gonna go with the rest of the zombies if the citys ever really shut down. I can't imagine how people manage when everything you eat comes from the store and everything you drink with water out of a tap, or bottle. I should open a mini-urban survival school to teach other than rural kids about food, water and a lil life without a store. What a blast..

[@dawndee1475]

Listening to this while driving a Kia Rio which I agree with you absolutely sucks! You have no idea but I have to disagree about the candy corn because when I ate candy that was one of my favorites. 😂😂😂😂 thank you for making me laugh this is one of the worst days of my life and you’ve made it so much better. 😊

[@priscillachampagne6027]

This guys great!! Really enjoyed it!

[@tedereTSSK]

Good set. A laugh a minute!

[@InservioLetum]

This man just gets better and better as the special goes on

[@danburch9989]

RV camping: Where one spends >$100,000 on a rig so they can live like a homeless person.

[@majoroldladyakamom6948]

In a $100,000 Motor home? As a second home? That's not called homeless. That's called getting your education, being frugal for many decades, paying down your mortgage early, so you can enjoy retirement IN STYLE.

[@lesstalking3007]

@@majoroldladyakamom6948 Or you're having a midlife crisis.

[@sortathesame8701]

@@majoroldladyakamom6948 Try reading for content! "So they can live LIKE a homeless person!" In other words, there are a whole lot of homeless camped on the side of the road in an RV. Granted a broken down, smelly, dirty RV, but an RV none the less!

[@stephenbaker9475]

I used to live in a tent all summer when I was a teenager. Loved it then and still love it now but I am a country boy.

[@kelleywatkins6001]

OMG. I. HAVEN'T LAUGHED SO. MUCH IN. YEARS......TY....BLESS. YOU. N. YOUR. WIFE. N. PUPS,,,,,THANK. YOU AGAIN

[@rogersledz6793]

Thank you so much for uploading this video. It is helping me to get through the pandemic!

[@gollum3232]

I’m only halfway through, but I had to stop and say this guy is killing it, and me!

[@jamesmiller4114]

Well Done Danny, great comedy, really enjoyed it

[@jane25449]

ILOVE camping! Especially cooking over an open fire. The smell of woodsmoke and bacon in the morning mmmm!

[@Kat-gx3se]

My husband and I were just talking about how the simplest foods just taste amazing in the outdoors. I can't explain it. Oh yeah....bacon.

[@sanjuansteve]

My form of stay-cation is living out of my carry-on bag, working remotely and only traveling one-way. Wherever I am is where I live. :D

[@tomblakley7171]

Wonderful presentation . A lot of fun . This guy is good 😊 ...

[@peterjarnes25]

I'm used to hearing this guy on Sirius XM on Sirius XM and laughing hysterically but now seeing his movements is hilarious 😂!

[@cassie4759]

I love clean comedy because they don’t joke about horrible things. It’s not that I’m easily offended. It’s just when I want to laugh I want to laugh, not think about morbid things like… well I can’t even say it.

[@mickib1592]

Excellent work! Pretty sure he crafted the whole matador bit just so he could say, "Feng Shui ole!"... 😉

[@thekidfromthemountain1253]

This is an awesome set!👌🙏

[@_sheebie]

This guy was really funny 🤣 RIGHT ON!

[@rkat8326]

This dude is HILARIOUS!!

[@alison4316]

This guy is *great* 🤣🤣🤣🤣

[@rcxc2755]

I laughed the whole time!

[@stephaniehoward9455]

I've never officially camping but I have a buddy of mine that tries to get me to go every year and I never go (health reasons and I don't want to ruin anyone's good time). Every year, when he gets home, I get to hear about all the headaches that go into it. 🤣

[@meganluck4352]

The organic jokes are hilarious.. Also, organic costs so much more.

[@greendotscott5038]

I absolutely love camping. We do it for six weeks at a time, all eight of us. Six people, two dogs.😁👍 Edit: it's three dogs now. And we only camped for six weeks when we were homeless. But the kids didn't know that. I miss the closeness.

[@mhzprayer]

Right? Camping vacation is the highlight of my year. Just need a decent location with fishing nearby. If it ain't fun then get someone to show you what you did wrong...get the basic skills so you can do it right.

[@greendotscott5038]

@@mhzprayer exactly.👍

[@TheNotVixa]

Camping is so fun, I love the quality time with loved ones

[@nicolegoddard4375]

You can tell this guy was an animal lover from the beginning!!!❤️

[@nicholasbennett2511]

😂🤣😂🤣😂🤣😂🤣 get your house off my dog hahahahah

[@drshrimppuertorico8894]

At first before even doing it I hated camping because I keep thinking I’d look like a burrito in a sleeping bag for a hungry bear but its really nice and relaxing

[@michellesmith2420]

Doesn't work that way . Unless you want it too .🐻

[@costo34ify]

Every comic needs a crowd like this.I think.they would laugh at a cancer diagnosis

[@patriciastewart2537]

Mormon college students.

[@TheLegenDacster]

There's an enigmatic flow to his animation and stories, which is very cool indeed.

[@connierosario9474]

So funny, poor mainlanders...on Guam we love camping, but it's different. For us, camping is going to the beach, barbeque chicken and ribs and fish the guys catch, swimming, and sleeping in the sand under the stars, putting the babies in a little tent if it rains.

[@JonathanLit]

That actually sounds amazing. Invite me out with you next time!

[@connierosario9474]

@@JonathanLit lol sure, if you'll be on island, I finally get a car to go, and hubby says ok.

[@gregstabryla9945]

Fantastic, especially the facial expressions. Please do something with the glasses!

[@dianeibsen5994]

Awesome! Thank you