DSP Finally Mans up and Plays in Master Rank Just to Get Completely Crucified by Every Single Entity

[@dustinalan8425]

Gets to master with his characters through sheer number of matches, gets smoked by every actual master he goes against, blames everything but his lack of skill. Great streamer

[@nezhaprime6195]

of course he's skilled dood, don't you know he got 4th place in Evo once like 20 years ago?

[@johnsnow9819]

Its never his fault as long as he knows the other person isn't a pro player 😂

[@TheZodiacRipper]

And his wins were clearly against other scrub players , some couldnt even beat him as Ken!

[@MikoYotsuya292]

Fraudulent Master detected 😂😂

[@ickyfist]

He's still not even facing "real" master players. He's losing to all the other people who just barely got masters.

[@demoneyeslaharl]

That second JP shook him to the point he couldn't think of an insult. Stuttered like a discombobulated stroke victim. Achievement achieved.

[@MerryOlSoulGigglesmith]

Phil is an omnishambles

[@CarlBriggs861]

I think it’s more likely he was about to say something really homophobic or really bad but managed to stop himself just in time.

[@W.M.O.]

Nah, he was about to utter an insult that would have gotten him banned lmaoooo.

[@Nix-Man]

Time stamp??

[@CarlBriggs861]

@@Nix-Man 14:34

[@onlyicedgarrett7791]

DSP is unironically THAT GUY, who will knowingly pick a low tier character, constantly complain about being low tier, complain about high tiers, blame his losses on tier diff instead of owning up, and then talk mad shit when he beats a high tier with a low tier. He is literally the ultimate fighting game scrub. Scrub isn't a skill level, it's a mentality.

[@ch1LL_gamer98]

He's just unsatisfied, whether he wins or not.

[@keero666pkmn]

and literally only wins because people are unfamiliar with the matchup since hardly anybody plays the characters :P

[@ohlawd6763]

I was thinking the same thing. Hes just one of those people who will pick a "low tier or not very good" character just so they can gloat about how good they are beating people with this low tier character as well as blaming the character if they lost. Pure skill when he wins, nothing he could do low tier character when he loses

[@dynastes4938]

@@ohlawd6763 Also, he knows he'd fare no better with a top tier. Can't have that show, though, because it would make obvious to even the last idiot how bad he is.

[@Captain_Corncobb]

​@@dynastes4938Yeah it's funny how much he'll bitch about Guile, Ken, JP etc and will never touch them lol

[@nixondoesit]

"Did not outplay me, got lucky" "Didn't do anything" "Dropped my inputs" "Nothing I can do" "The game doesn't give me my moves" "Online pattern play bullshit" 10:25 "Gimme my inputs so I can fuckin' reach master like I deserve" 😂😂

[@BrotatoBowl]

He said the quiet part out loud. He’s a spoiled man baby and thinks he deserves everything in life: tips, members, hogans, and master level.

[@thatONEmachine]

"MASH JAB!"

[@MikoYotsuya292]

@@Nix-Man rip $400 fight stick, wont survive after couple of years due all the pig hooves stampeding over it 🐖🐖🐖

[@Coyotebriggs]

And my personal favorite 'Didn't earn it '

[@UNIRockLIVE]

😂😂 like he deserves 😅😮

[@herosshade2247]

In his MK1 stream he kept saying he'd rather be playing SF6 because he'd be "having fun" This is his definition of having fun?

[@ch1LL_gamer98]

Phil is pretty much a part of outrage culture. He doesn't want to have fun; he just wants to find things to complain about.

[@philovermyer6166]

Phil wanted to slink back to SF6 because he feels like he gets his face eaten off less by larger degrees and he thinks people respect that he clawed his way to master rank during weekdays when nobody would really be on to challenge him.

[@shadowofthenorthstar989]

let's be real here the only reason Phil sticking to SF6 is because of the support 😂

[@kamikaziblack]

you know even before the advent of online gaming people did trash talk while playing any game competitively this isnt some new concept that just started

[@dems000]

​​​@@kamikaziblackPhil used to get beat up for how he talks and would still. How did you end up so delusional that you can't see these guys as the babies they are? You should think Phil is pathetic and more immature than you even at your age. If you don't see that, you are failing at social skills and will have a hard future(and probably never have a girlfriend or wife or whatever you're into).

[@CSwizzy69]

I haven’t heard “This game cheats” and “My controller did the wrong thing” since I was 10 years old

[@MerryOlSoulGigglesmith]

Phil struggles to understand MANUAL CONTROLS

[@ch1LL_gamer98]

I used to be a toxic gamer like Phil back when I was a fan of his in the early 2010's. I would blame my problems on the game a lot too. The point is, I grew up. The fact that Phil has been the same this entire time is really sad to see.

[@fugoo8912]

Thats exactly where he mentally stagnated

[@georgegkoumas5026]

You are lucky to have a good controller, mine refused to do down back and held forward/back instead of tapping them. Luckily I now fixed it.

[@dynastes4938]

You clearly have not watched DSP then. Good on you :D

[@DeadweightAnbu]

I have no idea how his “fans” can tolerate listening to him spout the same excuses over and over again when he plays SF6. Let alone giving him money…

[@Actaruz]

This is actually the biggest mystery of the universe.

[@DavidS-q1g]

They genuinely believe what he’s saying

[@davidsphere43]

Same thing as LTG I would think

[@BrandtKnewale]

Phil could say something like "The ocean is actually not that big and the animals that live in it were placed there by a spaghetti monster." And there would be a few people in his chat that would believe him and then tip him for being so smart.

[@batangbatugan]

That's because his chat are mostly larpers and trolls. They're there to just f*ck around with each other and only respond to Phil when he starts b*tching for tips and whining for attention.

[@lawlessx9]

"Give me my inputs so I can reach master like I deserve you stupid game" This comment wasn't sarcasm..it wasn't a joke..he was being dead serious..and it is very concerning

[@ch1LL_gamer98]

As far as I know, you have to lose a bunch in fighting games in order to get better at them. Phil however thinks that the game should just hand him wins on a silver platter. XD

[@Gamersgoinblind]

​@@ch1LL_gamer98it's not just losing, but learning from that loss and adapting and upgrading your own play style to match. But since he's never lost or gotten outplayed, he'll never learn

[@hadanokuroi]

This could be a case study on Only Child Syndrome.

[@BovineIntervention]

I been waiting for this video just to say the last player he fought Serazale is a well known member of the FGC who's partnered on twitch but DSP didn't notice and was insanely toxic even though he won.

[@DSPTriesItMemology101]

Is he in the video?

[@BovineIntervention]

@@DSPTriesItMemology101 Serazale is the last match of the night the Rashid. Look her up on twitch.

[@DSPTriesItMemology101]

@@BovineIntervention Thanks 👍👍

[@BovineIntervention]

@@DSPTriesItMemology101 Thanks for the quick upload. I hope he gets some pushback for brown nosing certain members of the FGC like Snakeyes and then trying to completely talk down to others.

[@CamusSC]

​@@BovineInterventionDSP is phony and fake

[@3Overhaus]

This is a 41 year old man acting like this. Stunning.

[@keenanvanaalst9865]

said by someone who could only wish that he could do this for work at 41.

[@innocentorphan1213]

Capcom giving him this ego boost with the fluff ranking system really did a number on this manchild. He's become absurdly toxic, entitled and childish as a result. They made him mentally regress another 20 years. He's acting like he's -5 years old now.

[@Karthaen]

@@keenanvanaalst9865 said by someone who supports awful people

[@lilsweeet0672]

​@@keenanvanaalst9865 said by someone who let's themselves be treated awfully by this sentient trash.

[@Jygg414g]

@@keenanvanaalst9865 atleast we're not a manchild like this loser if it meant that.

[@super63930]

Bruh refused to play Luke because if he does get bodied with him it will go against everything what he said about Top Tiers.

[@DeadweightAnbu]

Pretty sure he tried out Ryu when the game first came out only to get bodied.

[@AdamantMindset]

@@DeadweightAnbu but ryu isnt top tier so he can still complain

[@thatONEmachine]

Yep. If he forces himself to play low tier characters, he will always have a built in excuse.

[@1Onsokumaru1]

Then he blames it on dropped inputs, lag and safe pattern play

[@CarlBriggs861]

@@thatONEmachineyet Blanka is a top tier character…

[@KissTheManiac]

The accusation of people playing patterns while he's spammed drive rush into command throw at least ten thousand times during his facemashing journey to master is just a whole extra level of insufferable even for Piggy.

[@tropicalpenguin4668]

*Ken whiff punishes the shit out of him* "wow random fierce unearned dood" Also I just realized he genuinely doesn't know you can check drive rush, and when people do it he's just completely baffled lmao

[@innocentorphan1213]

There's so much he doesn't understand about basic game mechanics. I don't think he still understands that you can't grab someone while they're in hit or blockstun, he frequently hits a button, mashes drive rush into spd like a monkey going taptaptaptap, then as it whiffs through them point blank since it's way too early he cries out in confusion not understanding what happened. Really love DSP rambling how using her DP to anti air neutral jumps is not worth using because she gets no oki. First of all, yes she does, second of all, since when does mr "round start lvl3 super" worry about oki?

[@reeeeeeee-e2g]

Tbf DR sometimes is janky af in terms of complex inputs. I can show you a recording of me spamming CA3 on modern and it not coming out. But a button seems to be fine

[@TheZodiacRipper]

@@innocentorphan1213 Phil understands the mechanics of Street fighter 2 Turbo and thats the game he is trying to play. He even tries to do moves from Sf2 , think about that, the guy plays a game from 20 years ago while playing a game from this year.

[@innocentorphan1213]

@@TheZodiacRipper he doesn't even understand that game, constantly thinking he has plus frames when he doesn't or not understanding trip guard.

[@Valentino-64]

“Pattern this” “pattern that” “pattern pattern pattern” How about you find a pattern that gets you a real job

[@MrPieguy698]

gout a job fill

[@innocentorphan1213]

"They're just mashing patterns" said DSP and then mashed 5 crouching heavy punches in a row.

[@MrAskmannen]

The only pattern Fadil has is male pattern baldness😂

[@ch1LL_gamer98]

Clearly these "patterns" he's complaining about are doing more than anything he has done this entire stream.

[@JohnWilliamNowak]

Why can't he counter these magical patterns?

[@Windows_96]

Its just insanely funny how these moments must be the ones where he feels the most adrenaline. Where he has some semblance of being alive instead of a ghoul like usual

[@CarlBriggs861]

He needs some vitamin D in his life never mind adrenaline.

[@dynastes4938]

@@CarlBriggs861 His bones will be twigs by the time he reaches fifty :D

[@ResonantJustice]

Big ups to the Guille and JP players that caused Phil to almost overdose on salt.

[@torchlight1785]

His brain spends more time coming up with excuses then it does adapting to what his opponent is doing. Brain of an narcissist egomaniac addict.

[@ch1LL_gamer98]

As well as the brain of someone who says his "hobby is his career" yet he always acts like he doesn't care about video games.

[@deadexo-3]

*gets Perfected* “NOT ONE OF THOSE HITS WAS LEGIT, BECAUSE OF THE NON-LAGGY CONNECTION!”

[@MidTierVillain]

Wow @ 19:40 - How is that accepted on any platform?! How tf can he sit there and call ppl out for tips, then ban them because they didn’t tip. On top of that, he cusses at them too. I actually started to feel bad for him, then get reminded how big of a pos he is, and deserving of the worse karma possible

[@TheZodiacRipper]

That guy said he tip to see the platinum vest and that was over 100$ at that point so no wonder Phil got salty.

[@Masuo15]

​@@TheZodiacRipperto wich even Phil said he wouldnt wear the plat vest because he didnt want to sweat.

[@slullabys]

Feel bad for him for what? He has no redeeming qualities.

[@keero666pkmn]

No see this is why I love when he plays SF6 because that salt is when we see the REAL DSP come out from his hole. All the name calling of his opponents , the childish excuses, people in that chat gotta know this is not "heat of the moment, competitive banter" this IS Phil.

[@dynastes4938]

KZbin basically does not persecute what happens on their livestreams outside of actual heavy copyright violations. You can be a hell of a lot edgier than is technically allowed in videos. Him bitching, insulting his viewers, behaving like an overgrown child with a very dirty vocabulary - none of it registers to the platform. One can only hope that "political correctness" changes that some day and he gets kicked from here. Would be fun to see how he fares on Rumble or Kick.

[@TheAxeGrinder]

"Like I deserve" Phil, you deserve a lot of things. Master rank isn't one of them. 0:20 We know what you were really going to say, Phil. Old habits die hard.

[@ogueyratogeyrat7448]

he dont deserve anything

[@SM4SH3R]

​@@ogueyratogeyrat7448besides an ass whooping

[@whiteninji352]

Well he deserves one thing, to not get views

[@dankusmemeus7093]

What was he gonna say?

[@SilentWeaponsIIl]

And Gargamel has smurfed his way back to Master. I'm sure it was worth skipping Azreal's bloodwork for it.

[@notsure4648]

Good references.

[@zeldafreak1975]

😂😂😂

[@ChickenRooster007]

This is the man khat “married”. It was just for show, so Phil can seem like a big boy with a “family” she’s goneeee

[@saturn580]

Pig ups to Capcom for publishing a fighting game that sold over two million copies and only drops Phil's inputs. 🤣

[@Carlton_Banks]

A special shootout to the Guile and JP players who nearly made Phil overdose on salt.

[@Reyalp-Lla]

If his opponents are fighting in a pattern, why isn't he adapting?

[@ch1LL_gamer98]

I don't think Phil even wants to play SF6 half of the time, he'd rather complain a bunch and boast his ego than actually try to play the game.

[@a.c.slater7989]

I love that he’s mad Guile is throwing booms that’s literally what he’s supposed to do

[@condoreo37]

So nice of Phil to do all this community service by helping all these players reach Master

[@whosgreyboi2271]

-No Neutral -Can't adapt -Has no match-up knowledge -Can't input constantly -Has the worst combo routing -deserves master

[@muffin2221]

"His level 3 hit my down fierce!" Uh yeah Phil level 3 super's invincible

[@TheeLiteClub-]

12:18 "Did he time it??? NO! He spammed od and it juggled magically!" I can't make a funnier joke than that!😅

[@BobbiDigitals]

It’s amazing how on DSPs mind he’s won %99 of the matches he’s played in SF6. Take away all the bad lag matches, take away all the “pattern play bullshit” matches, take away all the Ken & Luke matches because TOP TIER. Take away all the matches with really good connections because “CANT REACT, nothing I can do”. Outside of all those losses. He wins.

[@commanderfluff]

You mean, take away Ken, Ryu, Luke, JP, Juri, Guile, Kimberly, Rashid, Dee Jay... maybe if another Lily beats him it's legit, unless it's a lucky Lily. Then it doesn't count.

[@innocentorphan1213]

Nothing's changed with the manchild over the years. When he was early into YT he played Third Strike on Xbox live or something, and after losses he'd go on how if this was offline he'd parry EVERYTHING.

[@ch1LL_gamer98]

Even when he wins, he still isn't satisfied.

[@slullabys]

Every character is top tier to phil

[@dynastes4938]

Well, in regards to really good connections that make it more difficult to react for him, it sort of makes sense, you got to admit: He is an 41-year old alcoholic whose reflexes have suffered severely these last few years while never having been good in the first place. Therefore, anything that requires quickness automatically makes him lose. So, yeah ... a fast connection is bad for him, because his brain and nerves transmit at the speed of those of a fossilized dinosaur :D

[@chayimweinstock443]

Is he ever happy about anything? I don’t know if I could be this miserable if I tried.

[@allnightfright619]

Phil should be flattered that video game developers put time and resources into their games being able to identify when DSP is playing and purposefully start not doing moves and change how the game operates just to spite him.

[@extragalacticgorl]

“give me my moves so I can reach Master like I deserve” is WILD 💀💀💀

[@TheLaurelCrown]

He's not manning up. He started playing in MR because they're gonna implement the Legend Rank (basically Top 500) thus rendering his "greatest achievement" done with Blanka, Honda and Lily completely moot

[@whiteninji352]

Oh right. And I bet he’ll probably never make it there lmao

[@TheLaurelCrown]

@@whiteninji352 It's the Top 500. Of course he will never make with the 40% win ratio he has. And even if he manages to reach it, once he meets a notorious FGC player he will start clowning around and becoming a free win so that he can chase their clout.

[@konnen7354]

Hopefully Kat is downstairs packing her things and getting the divorce papers ready.

[@HugeAckMan420]

DSP complaining about getting beaten in the corner in a genre he's highly experienced in is so on point for DSP.

[@TheLevitatingChin]

I'm so thankful the burnell bloodline ends here. He did the world a favour not fathering another spoiled brat into the world.

[@Doctor_Piranha]

3:30 "Oh wow Hail mary flash kick" My brother in christ you start every round with a drive rush fierce

[@WestonEvans]

Good thing DSP knows all these technical terms and still manages to look like a complete amateur in the process

[@Darktotaled]

the fact dsp can get to master by brute forcing it kinda devalues master rank

[@real96]

Getting to master rank in sf6 is basically like finishing your placements, real rank starts AFTER you reach master that's why phil won't play once he gets there

[@reeeeeeee-e2g]

Yeah because isn't it +50 and -40? So yeah you can just play the numbers game and what's worse is you can block people if you choose to cheese thw system even further 😂😂

[@Abedeuss]

You can literally get to Master with 30% winrate or something, it's a matter of playing a lot.

[@rez7437]

This guy is a prime of example of how not to play a fighting game, doesnt adapt or analyse mistakes/bad habits, blames his loss on anything BUT HIMSELF, doesnt take the time to lab anything or expand options for their character, and on top of that he treats his viewers and whatever fans he has left like sh*t!

[@SouthernMenace]

I love listening to his excuses and masterful analysis. It's like ChatGPT word salad that makes no sense. Phil is really struggling mentally. He simply can't play fighting games anymore. The reflexes and the execution are simply not there anymore.

[@enigmaticheart666]

Lmao they never were

[@Supavillain360]

The amount of copium you have to be huffing to say "he hasn't beaten me yet" after losing 3 straight rounds...

[@KiwiHavok777]

Lolcow of the gaming community

[@rb98769]

Wow, what a huge coincidence that everyone who fights him has "insane luck" lol

[@papazomberu]

Crazy that people getting a 40-50% combo in MK1 is refund worthy, but SF6 just gets the pigpass

[@mastaherosockureye6377]

Street Fighter is his game DOOD.. He got 4th at Evo a hundred yrs ago!

[@Awellneededsmoke]

Dave will grit and bear it because the ranked mode is fraudulent and boosts his ego. He chose the advanced or pro experience setting before starting ranked so he’ll place high plat or diamond by default skipping the vast majority of the grind and scrubs his way up on a 40% winrate. I like SF6 a lot but the ranked mode would be 100% fraudulent if it weren’t for the MR system

[@ereisfireboi]

"admit that you lied", will you ever admit that you lied about kameos being locked behind invasions mode??? I didn't fucking think so

[@cruzbohy]

"I cant do anything!" It's funny cause i bet he's never been in a real fight his whole life.

[@thatONEmachine]

He hasn't. Ever heard the amazing story of him being told he was going to get his ass kicked and he emailed the guy trying to kiss his ass and told him they should act like they were about to fight, gather a crowd, and then turn around and give the crowd DX crotch chops? Hahahaha

[@MerryOlSoulGigglesmith]

It’s easy to get into a habit of blaming others for mistakes and creating excuses to avoid certain tasks. A blame culture within an organization hurts productivity and quality of work. It breaks down the workplace’s social structures, pitting employees against each other and removing trust. Rather than encouraging collaboration, creativity, and support, blaming and excusing leads employees to feel both vulnerable and uninvested in their job.

[@xTidus24xx]

this is hilarious, he absolutely refuses to play on his Master Blanka but will play his Master Lily just so he can complain about her being lowtier and use his built-in excuses LOL

[@butteredtoast3032]

The fact he uses the excuse of the netcode when this game has the best netcode out there of all fighting games, just shows how ridiculous pigroach is

[@tardissins7512]

Always ready with an excuse every match. Buddy is just the worst kind of person. Can’t ever acknowledge it’s just a skill issue.

[@CarlBriggs861]

Like during the match up screen he said ‘oh great another laggy Zangief’ before realising it was SnakeEyez, then all the excuses immediately stopped and he started brown nosing SnakeEyez 🤣

[@ZensMeatSlab]

He is actually, factually terrible at this game and got carried to master by the ranking system. That's why he tried to smurf his way to master again.

[@damascusraven]

I don't think Philbert knows what a Hail Mary is.

[@teje009]

Will Phil be the lowest ranked Master player with his Lily? Now that would be an achievement.

[@jakebeckett5260]

Holding block in the corner and gets DI'd, ...Couldnt do anything obviously

[@Ninoish]

Shoutout to that Kimberly named Delayed Inputs and dipping after the first set their godtier for that play

[@milkinobama]

Remember how he said you can’t say he’s bad at street fighter anymore since he made it to master level? That obviously doesn’t apply to the people he face.

[@whiteninji352]

It’s gonna be rendered moot now that Legend Rank is a thing

[@Deadman1000]

I only feel bad for that controller, Phil's hoofs slapping it relentlessly is going to end up breaking the thing

[@thatONEmachine]

Let's hope so. He will just make a big deal about refunding it.

[@innocentorphan1213]

I always love the salty slam whenever he gets grabbed. Like bro, it's not the stick's fault. It's like this little manbaby has to bash his hoof against the table in frustration whenever he's locked in an animation where he takes damage. Such a child.

[@tlingitsoldier]

When he gets frustrated he cranks it harder than he did on May 1st.

[@V2ULTRAKill]

​@@thatONEmachinethat poor fightstick doesnt deserve that fate Though it might be a mercy compared to being near phil

[@ch1LL_gamer98]

I wonder how many controllers and fighting game pads he's broken over the years. There are literal compilation videos of Phil slamming his controllers XD.

[@pipehelix5776]

18:55 if this was a known player and literally played the same he wouldn't have received that much insults and phil would've talked about him for 10 minutes about how good he is

[@Awellneededsmoke]

that JP should name himself Nephew so next time he gets matched with Dave he’ll put on the clown nose and DSL’s

[@shis1988]

Phil when he first reached master: "Everyone can sink it! I don't suck! I don't suck! I got into master rank, which only 0.3% of players accomplished!" Phil after playing master: "Everyone here sucks! F-ing scrubs! All of these guys are scrubs!"

[@asura48]

"WUT??......WHY DIDN'T I GET THE KHANBO???"🤣

[@adamt0987]

that's crazy how you can get to master without teching a single throw ever

[@ScruffsX]

He mentioned it’s impossible to react to throws online so instead of teching he’ll say “nothing I can do”. In his brain it’s equal to just teching throw but easier

[@ninjafrog6966]

the true hero in this arc is phil’s controller for withstanding phil’s hoof mashing

[@Nodnarb3do]

Watching him get whiff punished and calling it random mashing and unearned is making this work day better.

[@olliski2802]

Probably Phil’s connection because he hasn’t invested in a new modem in 10 years

[@darthralik9835]

20:00 he has so little control in his life that he must treat everyone like school children so he can feel superior

[@imaika281]

That Ken whiff punished his ass real good, "Random fierce" OK Dave

[@Doozclops]

"Give me my inputs so I can reach Master like I deserve" I mean we all knew it, but at least he says it out loud. He think he deserves success and praise just for showing up.

[@valsione38]

Phil calls that ken fierce punch random when ken clearly whiff punished him for his bad neutral lmao

[@Abedeuss]

3:29 "HAIL MARY UHHH HAIL MARY FLASH KICK" I didn't know Guile had "Hail Mary Flash Kick" attack...

[@nezhaprime6195]

its even funnier when you realize that most of the people he's playing against probably havent spent $300+ on a fight stick just to play street fighter, and are just using a normal controller

[@stebe3256]

love your compilations Memology, cheers for the hard work

[@JoeyCentral]

Phil is definitely a 1400MR master player. No wonder he avoided master rank for soo long. Sadly for him, he has no choice but to play master since he is incapable of playing any other character.

[@rabbyd542]

Wouldn't be surprised if he goes back to Xbox and uses Lily so he can smurf some more.

[@innocentorphan1213]

He's already said he's running to Aki on release next. So ducking Master some more. Don't be too surprised if SF6 goes to banworld entirely soon enough, so he doesn't have to ever touch Master rank again. His ego can't handle the losses or the point system telling him "ye you're at the bottom of Master rank bro", after the fluff rankings system gave him the huge ego boost calling him a Master. He himself also ran his mouth on Twitter how the rankings should count win/loss ratio to better filter out scrubs. Which is what Master Rank does. But he doesn't wanna play there, as per his own words he'd lose a lot and he doesn't like that.

[@Vandalier74]

1400? You're being hella generous. DSP is, at best, a 1200-something MR player.

[@CarlBriggs861]

And getting his ass kicked by 1500MR master players…

[@Raizen-HQ]

This guy was just crying about MK1 being awful and how broken it is compared to SF6. Only to get bodied in SF6 and then complain about the same shit

[@philipblaise5166]

Exactlyyyyyy that's y he should never be taken seriously dude really needs his ass kicked 😂

[@rebel4466]

He probably left mk1 because of the speed it's played at. His gin fueled reactions suck anyway, better to suck at a slower game.

[@LUX711]

He’s 41. That is all 🤡♿️

[@TexasLionVF]

I would love to hear what he would say if he played himself online. He would call himself the scrubbiest player who presses random buttons and does random supers and didn’t earn anything.

[@kecukraftwork1988]

It'd be interesting if somehow someone was to reconstruct a few of his matches, or edit the footage so as to remove his commentary and replace his name, and then send him clips of the match for him to respond to. See what he says about the players when he doesn't realise he's one of them 🤔

[@Rocheforte09]

if someone is jumping your throws maybe dont throw and just do a light combo every time instead until they actually stop jumping you know the concept of conditioning

[@Admiralkirk95]

Him continuously saying everyones lucky makesme think of "Some guys got all the luck" and that's probably how Phil looks at pretty much everyone else.... except in his case it's not luck or bad luck. He is just super self descrutive and runs his life off ego and makes bad choices alot. Also his 'rub a lub dub, you are a Ken scrub" ya Phil Gracious in victory, humble in defeat. I remember preaching those words years ago.... guess he can't take his own advice and bitches and moans when he loses and then calls his oppone ts scrubs and trash when he wins still.

[@selfawaredrew]

20:00 has to be against TOS

[@mrxtravagent7130]

I am amazed at how many SF6 players seem to get lucky... it's like every other opponent is super lucky and loves to hail mary or just play patterns... I mean if only everyone were as great as DSP...

[@navi-charlotte]

The king of SCRUBS everyone 🤣🤣🤣

[@YOKIMY2000]

0:14 either he’s scratching his nuts or pleasing himself 😂

[@Courageous91]

The Dopamine hit from seeing DSP being crushed in any game online is just...ugh. So good

[@georgegkoumas5026]

I am still surprised how he got that high rank just by mashing jump and command grab

[@enigmaticheart666]

Sf6 ranking caters to scrubs, imagine a game you can "master" while having a losing record

[@happycat4838]

I don't even like fighting games, I just like Phil's rage at them.

[@alexgaudette988]

Amazing how he recognizes "jab throw" and counters with "nothing I can do ¯\_(ツ)_/¯" instead of teching

[@edwardg02]

You can’t tell me Phil isn’t special needs.

[@sup3rkidd333]

The funniest part to me isn't so much all the salt, it's just as good as always. It's that he's constantly talking like loves playing it and praising it when he isn't playing it (especially when he was caught inside another streamer's chat) while being this in denial about his ability.

[@Posidevv]

10:11 for the next 20 seconds this is the most entitled crybaby I've ever heard 😂

[@avidism]

First match of the video against the master JP sums up why ranked in this game is a joke. Phil lost 2-1 but still gained 99 points lol.

[@WingsOfAgeOfConsent]

Comes in denim 🍌

[@kecukraftwork1988]

I haven't seen anyone this angsty over a master rank since Anakin Skywalker 🤣

[@UranusKiller]

These guys know all the characters inside and out and are predicting moves and countering perfectly. It's actually really cool to watch skilled players juggle an opponent like that. ...and then there's Phil. *snort*

[@shapestation4347]

“He spammed level 3” is the most amoeba-brained outburst, like you only get one chance at it Phil, whiff or contact. You can’t spam it at all.

[@PrisonMike-nb2gv]

Buys the most expensive version of MK1, goes on to play more Street Fighter 6 for his dents...

[@uhskn9753]

how many times must one say "random jump" before it's not random?

[@papabootleg2695]

i am so interested in seeing how he’ll react to aki since she’s gonna have poison and atleast 2 of her special moves are + on block ik he’ll be mad about it

[@CarlBriggs861]

He says he’s going to try out Aki and guarantee he’ll have no idea how to utilise her and call her shit, before getting his ass kicked by multiple Aki players

[@jazzygeofferz]

​@@CarlBriggs861just like everybody else he plays she'll be bottom tier and broken when he picks her, but magically top tier when he's getting bodied by her.