DSP Shedding Tears of Salt Over the Top Tier Characters Gatekeeping His Master Rank

[@midnightanimal4598]

Phil thinks people will respect him for his Master rank, but he will only be remembered for his master bate.

[@Montbtw]

Own that fraud

[@nugzmedallion8929]

Nice.

[@Majin_Nova]

Ba dum tss

[@NervousNoodles]

Have my like. You earned it.

[@9000twister]

Hes playing honda, You can literally play honda with 2 special moves and his fierce normals and you can win against most people.

[@Solesamurai]

I have never in my life seen somebody try to argue that a game connection was so good it made him lose.

[@notsure4648]

Joe Rogan used to play quake 2 on a fat pipe. Zero lag would essentially be offline play.

[@dertythegrower]

​@@notsure4648ive gamed since aol 28.8k (2.8kb a second connection) plauing delta force and yes a little lag but playabale.. this was when aDsl connections came out about 2004

[@Blisterdude123]

When the connection is bad it makes him lose and when the connection is good it makes him lose.

[@WeirdAlShankaBitch]

Well now you have lol

[@Throbingkcoc]

It's the role back net code nothing he could do.......

[@TheeLiteClub-]

DSP goes to a piano concert: "He's just pushing keys in a pattern, there's no skill to it! I want a REEEEEEfund!!!!"

[@MrStagow]

Dsp: "there's too much lag, can't reackt" Also dsp: "not enough lag, can't reackt" Sure, whatever you say I guess

[@jaguarjosh24]

yeah he complained about 15ms and 17ms. That practically the best you will get online. WOW!

[@orangejuice8230]

Him saying that straight up brain my damage

[@fungyamongy]

DSP has got to be the only person that can complain about a character in a mirror match.

[@SlimeKingK]

True: LTG RQs at seeing a mirror.

[@revivedkyoumahououin1585]

​@@SlimeKingKyeah because his excuses wouldn't work

[@erronblack9771]

You can tell he wants to call Ryu top tier so bad but he’d get cooked so hard by the chat if he did.

[@Macop]

He has already called Ryu a top-tier previously. I think he has called every character in the roster Top Tier by now except for maybe Dhalsim...

[@ValSempai]

Ryu is too honest, must be top tier LuL

[@aledantih6524]

He isn't top tier but like high B tier at least, I'd even say A in the right hands

[@WeCareAlot4693]

He already did it when he was still playing on Xbox early in the game's life.

[@SaiyanofLegend1993]

"Every character is top tier except when I'm playing them. *snort*"

[@Blind-cow]

Gotta love how he mocks others for their pattern play when his whole game plan is to get them in the corner by spamming headbutts and blanka balls then doing the same combos in the corner

[@smokedya420]

👍👍

[@snakepiissken5889]

He plays in such a pattern, that the winning play is essentially a pattern to counter his.

[@NervousNoodles]

Then he wonders why people at higher ranks seem to predict him after one or two rounds, concludes that they’re guessing / being lucky because DSP is too complicated to be figured out in a round or less.

[@Posidevv]

He does the same 1 combo in every fighting game he plays. He ultimately sucks in modern fighting games period.

[@Blisterdude123]

When Philly does it it's a highly skilled AHN REEEEEackshun KAAHMBO REEEEackshunary skillful earned play DOOD. But when the SCRUBS do it it's just AHHHNLINE BUGGED TRASH PATTERN PLAY GAMEPLAY CHEATING DOODS SNORTSNORTSNORT

[@MndCtrI]

Phil can talk all the shit he wants, but he's also responsible for allowing some of the best comebacks I've seen. Not often can I see someone with a sliver of health manage to win with an impressive combo out of nowhere. Like, it's entertaining to watch DSP to see the other guy pull off some spectacles.

[@ninjafrog6966]

“mash jab! giant punish combo off of nothing! what the fuck d00d my inputs dropped!”

[@CamusSC]

13:38 "look at the milliseconds doesn't let me react" barely 1 frame of lag, this guy is delusional

[@dertythegrower]

he said that and it is a very fast connection.. 16ms is almost like you are at home playing family...i have set up gaming servers for linux before so i know what i am saying. he really said look at the milliseconds and the ping clearly said sixteen! that is faster than a 4G with full bars or one bar of wifo...which ive played games on fine for years

[@dertythegrower]

he claims here 16 is not fast and for us to look 😂 dude that is ultra fast and he is not losing any packets... all excuses

[@Pelaquas]

Almost did a spit take myself 🤣

[@piau9000]

Did he just complain about having low ping? That's a new one.

[@PeachyApacolepse]

unsurprisingly it’s actually not new for him 😒 he’s made this complaint on multiple occasions

[@AdventuresOfGravox]

You can find a massive rant about it on this KZbin channel where he says that rollback NetCode is more laggy and worse the lower the ping. He actually said this.

[@dertythegrower]

​@@PeachyApacolepse❤yep claims there is a lag switch others can use... as if he has this unprovable excuse and always says.. see? riiight? as if we have any possible way to confirm his unicorn ufo fusion style invisible excuses

[@dertythegrower]

​@@AdventuresOfGravoxhe did do this... there is always a feather of excuses in dspgsming excuses novel book

[@grim1187]

He'll say anything to make it seem like it wasn't his fault

[@PrincessCiel72]

There is something funny from Luke's timing of "Yo, you good?" When Phil does his grug style rant

[@SrCarlo20]

Luke is too pure to know the DSPverse DSP has been taken too many times to Memphis from the way he is speaking

[@nugzmedallion8929]

Remember guys, low input lag is bad...but also high input lag is bad, and nothing is his fault. Nothing he could do.

[@apa123APA]

His inflated numbers always crack me up. There's guts scaling so losing half the bar doesn't exactly mean you're at half health, but even ignoring that DSP sees 40% gone and says "70% gone!".

[@fugoo8912]

His -% combos have been getting higher and higher 😂

[@ninjafrog6966]

his numbers aren’t the only thing that’s inflated

[@Maximus7th]

After a bad day of work, at least I can come back seeing DSP beat so hard. Even if I don't feel great at the moment, at least I'm not this much of a loser.

[@170AndBeyond]

Hopefully you can figure out how to get a better job or making it better for yourself. I spent most of 2023 unemployed after being laid off from a job I liked. I told myself I won't go back to my previous line of work because I hated it. Thankfully, I just got an offer from a similar job I got laid off from. Sorry for the long story lol.

[@Maximus7th]

​​@@170AndBeyondjust need to move up at this point, been stuck in my current spot for too long. Not as big of a deal as it feels right now, just done with accepting where I'm at. Unlike DSP, though, I know what I need to work on to improve. Just gotta get a good plan in place to figure this stuff out. I'm glad to hear things are looking up for you, though, hope they continue that way!

[@SteveOnTheEastCoast]

​@Maximus7th Good luck, Gents 👍🏾

[@170AndBeyond]

@@Maximus7th That's good to hear. That is the best way to start towards the solution. I don't think a lot of people realize that whether it be because of fear or comfort in the familiar.

[@170AndBeyond]

@@SteveOnTheEastCoast Thank you!

[@norscout3031]

Ranked streetfighter night is like when they had pizza at school lunch

[@Soulmakerc]

And just like a kid, I'm waiting in anticipation every time 🤣

[@170AndBeyond]

3:12. Cammy didn't guess. You were clearly hitting a button and she has an invincible super. As a Cammy main, I would do that exact same thing.

[@rubensano4860]

Why are you a Cammy main? Dirty boy.

[@taham33]

He doesn't really know what guess means either

[@TheOhzoneLayer]

She definitely didn't have enough time to react to that input with a super

[@theofficialhankhill3280]

@@TheOhzoneLayer she 100% did, she was knocked down and he prolly pressured her like five times before that so she knew that he was gonna keep doing it and she used a reversal, pretty much it

[@TheOhzoneLayer]

@@theofficialhankhill3280 she probably knew he was going to do it cause it's his pattern but she didn't see the move come out then decide to do it. That's too fast for raw reaction time

[@SilentWeaponsIIl]

Waiting for Phil's halloween costume this year of a giant banana wearing a denim vest

[@jstring]

Ryu dismantled him. Phil claims opponent is just mashing but we all see Ryu Counter and Punish popping up. And yet all Phil has in his inventory is his hooves smashing headbutt.

[@Awellneededsmoke]

Don’t forget buttslam and the command grab. It’s honestly sad Dave couldn’t place diamond with this denthead character.

[@Deadman1000]

That Ken player mopped the whole floor with Phil, damn 😂

[@Throbingkcoc]

Double perfect KO's and Phil literally claimed the guy sucks and he is better then him.

[@skreign]

19:36 read dsp like a shitty book

[@SrCarlo20]

Which one of them lmao

[@mauriciohiure2192]

shout out to that Ken for perfecting him twice in the same set

[@notsure4648]

That ken was badass

[@taham33]

"When the Ping is too small you don't have time to reack" HALP

[@Posidevv]

He just can't take an L in anything whatsoever.

[@Pelaquas]

This is what I don't understand. He's not on a massive losing streak or anything like that. He just can't handle a simple loss. 😂

[@Posidevv]

@Pelaquas and he'll complain so heavy even after being on a 3 to 5 win streak

[@trevorpearlharbor5171]

"I can't react! Look at the milliseconds!" *16* That's an amazing connection and he still lost. Jesus Christ.

[@Bad_Gazpacho]

I'd kick my dog for that kind of stable connection.

[@zerillisguren7720]

"I have to guess"....yes, that's what you do in a fighting game is guess what your opponent is gonna do. Just like every other game

[@pigroachman8712]

Jasper died for literally no reason. Refund your "worthless controller" Phil, and buy your cat a damned blood test before his condition becomes terminal. #justice4jasper

[@cameramanmukesh9233]

He's gone??

[@NervousNoodles]

How do you know dood?? Jasper is perfectly fine. If Jasper is not feeling well, he’ll say so - _then_ we can get the blood work done to figure out what’s wrong with him.

[@NervousNoodles]

@@cameramanmukesh9233 He will be.

[@Throbingkcoc]

DSP shouldn't be allowed to own a pet. It sounds like him and his wife live like pigs leaving trash everywhere and leaving the cats litter box dirty.

[@cameramanmukesh9233]

@@NervousNoodles poor cat. Deserves better

[@ThePinwheel]

Out of all of the stupid shit I see Phil say on a regular basis, "rollback netcode is garbage" might be near the top of the list.

[@dertythegrower]

he does not know how to do basic html code.. like he knows anything about netcode of gaming.. he does not even know what packets are.. i went to college to learn this again as i did servers as a kid gaming myself when phil was 21

[@apa123APA]

Him having now decided that any connection faster than 30ms is TOO FAST and causes input drops and game to speed up is the wildest cope coming out of this manchild in forever. If it was 0ms it means it's like playing offline, it's not going to speed up the game and start time traveling DSP wtf.

[@Awellneededsmoke]

he says rollback netcode is garbage for reasons that don’t make sense but also street fighter 6 is the standard for which every future fighting game should play online. Which is it Dave both of those statements can’t be true

[@Doge-bz3vj]

15:59 - Keeps attacking without spacing (definitely not mashing without thinking ahead) - Hit Zangief mid air that doesn't knock him down - Zangief landed and recovery then use critical art and it hit him because of "luck" Piggy definitely doesn't mashing button or failed to read Zangief who have critical art ready and full dive meters guys, Gief just super lucky ack ack ack

[@TheLaurelCrown]

Zangief player here. His CA is literally THE comeback move ideal for a wake-up since if you're near him when he executes it, there's no reaction to avoid it. Everyone knows so they tend to stay away but Phil got too greedy and he got owned

[@Apocalypse754]

MY LOYAL FANS

[@OzaruPride]

You can't outplay Phil!! he knows everything you are going to do. The only reason he loses is because he CANT DO ANYTHING!!! 😭

[@honeydarlinggaming9156]

20:40 Phil just ltierally admiting that he KNOWS he will EVENTUALLY REACH IT NO MATTER WHAT. All he has to do just KEEP GRINDING. That's fucking hilarious and sad at the same time. Admiting there's NO SKILL OR EFFORT needed to reach master but beating himself off FURIOUSLY when he gets there. Hilarious.

[@tuvalupanapa5490]

"He didn't earn it" "He did absolutley nothing" "Mash jab" "He's literally guessing" "There's nothing I could do" "He's playing a pattern" "Can't bloooock" "The net code" "He's just pressing buttons" "I can't do anything" All of these weak, pathetic excuses, not once will he admit that he just isn't that good.

[@Waheed1991]

The ScrubLord's Prayer My Controls weren't working And if they were, you were playing dishonorably And if you weren't, you were playing without skill And if you were, it's not fun to play that way And if it is, you only care about winning

[@MrNone-d5s]

Pressing buttons...yes thats how games are played Phill

[@Starkid4590]

What does Phil want at this point? When he plays ranked he's matched up with people that are better at the game. It's just how it is

[@NervousNoodles]

And he’s struggling hard on Diamond ranked players let alone Platinum ones. But remember - he reached Master with Blanka and according to him anyone who reaches Master is very good at the game. Ergo, Phil is excellent at the game. How can an excellent player be so bad at the game? Easy, they play online patterns and get lucky all the time.

[@OSRSnChill]

@@NervousNoodlesthey’re just guessing dood! They couldn’t hang at an evo torny where there’s no online pattern to hide behind, sound good? Alright.

[@madphantompixels6478]

DSP is a seal clubber he just wants easy wins at this point so he can call it a day and tell everyone how masterful he is.

[@myzamau428]

I think he genuinely believes all of his failings over a decade are based on the connection. I do wonder if this guy has ever thought "...is it me who's the problem?"

[@Bowtie12oclock]

“With more input lag it gives you actually more time to react” -Phil The FGC is jealous of me” Burnell

[@StarkosiTV]

"DiDn'T oUtPlAy Me" -- Then why didn't you win?

[@Technature7567]

Phil: I'm going to be less salty. Also Phil:

[@adamt0987]

With only 17ms of input lag, you can't react to any of that, cuz if you try, your move gets dropped and you're already hit.

[@dertythegrower]

as a prior semipro gamer in cal league... packet loss is more important, especially if your ping is below 30 ms... phil has no clue what a packet is or ping in reality.. he just uses words others say from 2010 gaming days

[@NervousNoodles]

So a low ping is a detractor, and a high ping is also a detractor.

[@realsong-fake]

@@dertythegrower Packet loss used to be an issue but for modern games it's not as much problematic as it used to be. Modern games often use forward correction, redundant packet delivery or out of order multiplexing to reduce the impact of packet loss. This is where the excuse of "dropping input" coming from. That said like every excuse Phil use he offers no proof to back it up. And like you pointed out he would not even know how anyway.

[@Sillydk-ot6dk]

LOL one second in and he is melting down " Mooooooom he took my wiiiiiiin" 👶🍼

[@RC__1207]

I love those "You didn't outplay me" moments. Dude is snorting megatons of copium.

[@Throbingkcoc]

Watching him get beat by another E Honda was great. What a crybaby😢.

[@SrCarlo20]

Whenever Phil says "mmmmh?" Like in a Sherlock Holmes movie so we get to the conclusion that he is getting screwed by the game because... Reasons

[@nugzmedallion8929]

20:43 "whatever! All I can do is keep playing and keep grinding and keep gaining points..." bro just admitted that getting to Master rank is just a matter of grinding but acted as if it was one of the biggest achievements of his entire life when he did it the first time. Also keep in mind he hasnt played hardly ANY actual games AT Master Rank because he knows he'd get destroyed and, in fact, he did the few games he did play. 100% guarantee when he gets to Master, he just never plays that character at Master and moves on to someone else. He doesn't wanna compete for Master Rate because it's a true ELO-style system where you win as much as your opponent loses and vice-versa, so he can't just grind to keep gaining points like he is now.

[@taham33]

He already said that after getting to master with Honda or Blanka, he will focus on the other one, and when he has both on Masters he will pick up "some of his secondary characters" So yeah, he doesn't actually plan to use any character on Master rank. He doesn't even use them on Community Nights

[@dertythegrower]

❤ very well said... adult like take unlike derich

[@JoeyCentral]

And I will bet my life that he will never get master with a character that takes skilll like Lily, Jamie, Ryu, Chun-Li, and Dhalism.

[@nugzmedallion8929]

@JoeyCentral definitely, 120% never Lily bro, you have to have an IQ just a *little* higher than the 80-90 points that would show up if Phil took the test to play Lily effectively at high levels. Honestly all the other characters you said fit this mold as well, especially Dhalsim, but something tells me he probably wouldnt be able to even get Lily past Diamond 1 or 2 at most. If that.

[@rp71284]

Phil played for 2+ hours and went up +300 in level points by barely winning 60% of his games. And even that was from the random times he beat a higher Diamond level than him. He's going to need at least 5-10 more streams just to get Master.

[@honeydarlinggaming9156]

And you KNOW. YOU KNOW he will claim this means he's "Good at the game" and "Proves he's good at fighting games" despite only have a BARELY about 50% winrate. Lol

[@jaguarjosh24]

@@honeydarlinggaming9156 isnt it more like 42 since hes out of the casual/learning ranks?

[@MasterJim87]

Rember when he said it would only take a few sessions to get to master 😂😂😂

[@XxFinalFlashXx1]

He freaked out when he placed Platinum and said it would take forever to hit Master lmao

[@sillylittlesheepjax6009]

he is still better than 80% ppl watching him, sad but true

[@dontworryaboutit5490]

Love seeing him getting smashed by a low tier ryu, who has to rely on fundamentals and footsies to win. Then crying like the guy got lucky

[@sillylittlesheepjax6009]

Ryu better tier than honda

[@Apocalypse754]

​@sillylittlesheepjax6009 no he ain't. Honda is better. Mid tier character

[@droclorefield6438]

Always insult followed by fake laugh. Never change pigroach.

[@Arashi_2358]

I thought his hand hurt.

[@FA7ALtheGOD]

Its so funny watching him try and play the 6th iteration in the series like the 2nd game in the series..

[@bakuequinox5879]

I like that you're edits of the Banana song is getting more intricate every time.

[@lawlessx9]

He depends way to much on drive rush low into grab. He doesnt even think about it he does it even when hes too far away to hit😂

[@LesPeterGuitarJam]

Phil's knowledge of how net code works is just as strong as his gaming skills... Snort...

[@dertythegrower]

😂 lies caught at 13:40 as he claims it is high ping milliseconds in the connection.. the game uses basic science to calculate that.. its very low and says 16 ms... most people outside a big city will never see connection that fast.. he is excuse boook of excuses

[@fugoo8912]

That Cammy match must have been his first one on when he’s role playing as someone who’s a good sport 😂

[@Hexagonal_Crank]

7:16 - wait, did he just say "Can't block" while walking forward into an attack?

[@dertythegrower]

we can see the inputs in replays and pro players prove this in sf6 replays of him playing with the input arrows on the sides... its phil not doing fast and accurate inputs, for undeniable sure 😂

[@jazzygeofferz]

Sounds about right. Like when he complains that he couldn't block when he gets hit during the active or recovery frames of an unsafe move.

[@thatONEmachine]

He's trying SO HARD to not freak out. It's pathetic, actually. Like everything else he does. "There's no reason to get worked up over it..." and then proceeds to get REALLY worked up about it.

[@biancasteacup]

I somewhat feel embarrassment whenever he says "can't do anything there" and his laughs are kinda cringe what is this guy.

[@InfestedJester]

He does a completely unsafe move, guy blocks and punishes. Phil's response "what a fucking scrub" 😆😆😆 What else was he expecting the guy to do?

[@milkinobama]

“He didn’t earn any hits.” What does that mean? How are these hits unearned. Imagine him in an actual fight and he tries to say stupid crap like this. “Yeah, he punched me 20 times in the face but they were unearned though, so the lost didn’t count really.”

[@roundishcap]

Is everyone but the character dsp plays "top tier" Also he is getting downloaded every match.

[@vkp2211]

incredible master level player gaining only 300 points in 3 hours of nonstop gameplay in diamond.

[@sway6011]

how tf he do be hatin when he plays the most gimmick char in sf6

[@Scouragous]

I almost had a brain aneurysm when he said "all he's doing is pressing buttons in a sequence"

[@HugeAckMan420]

"Didn't outplay me - I knew what he was doing!" DSP in a Honda Mirror match that he lost

[@Athrun82]

"Zero input lag makes you unable to react" Uhhhmmm maybe YOUR reaction time is just atrocious? Ever thought about that?

[@Aerobane]

Phil complains about pattern gameplay, he knows how to do literally only two things on Honda....

[@nugzmedallion8929]

15:58 "MY LOYAL FANS" 🤣 🤣 🤣 🤣 classic Gief shit! The salt is delicious.

[@UnlimitedSwordMagic]

Blud crying about a 18ms match 😭😭😭

[@thatONEmachine]

Every opponent Phail plays guesses. He guesses too, he just guesses wrong constantly and his opponents guess correctly every time.

[@jervey123]

*ping says 15ms "look at the milliseconds!! i can't react, can't do anything about it..."

[@UnFun--_--]

Oh. The game deals in nanoseconds... That explains why he's losing. Phil's brain only deals in yoctoseconds in Planck time.

[@nathanielbeven9052]

if only his ego could stop coping verbally for 1 second he could concentrate on playing better. its like Tourettes for regarded people.

[@dertythegrower]

🎉i say this out loud a lot.. if he just stoppes trying to create excuses why he lost.. he may be able to focus on.. the game

[@philipblaise5166]

Need to start doing a drinking game for how many times he says i cant do anything

[@JoeyCentral]

You won’t make it through a single stream alive

[@junglered2009]

Dave, you know throw escapes are a thing right? Love how he claims pattern play but falls for it every time

[@Pescatore]

Impotent Dave can't get his "moves" up

[@ashleybrooke2087]

I always love his argument that somehow not having a strategy against him would be more effective than having one. If people are crushing you "pressing random buttons", how badly would you actually get bodied by someone with real skills?

[@zombieclown18]

How does he not get tired of repeating the same excuse over and over again he sound like a broken record

[@shaunedaniel]

Same day this streamed happened. Justin Wong posted a video where he went on a 20+ win streak playing Honda at Master rank and said he needed to be nerfed. lol

[@chad8813]

Hes extra salty lately because his best sf6 paypig has abandoned him and its exquisite

[@DarkPatro56]

4:00 And it was still enough to beat yer ass. Piggy's asking for ChrisG levels of ass whooping daily. "Pain is pleasure ack ack ack!"

[@xMakavelo]

Lol wtf, he seriously complained about good connection, I can’t anymore 😂

[@cypherdk85]

Dont forget, capcom is a huge detractor, even though it says 31 ping for Phil, its really 3000 😉

[@jazzygeofferz]

They're all top tier when he's playing against them, but not viable for competitive play when he picks them. He's been watching Justin Wong with all his talk of "OD"

[@number1enemyoftheuseless985]

I don't understand his logic.... I don't even play fighting games and he acts like me turning on one and expecting every match to be the easiest because I've played video games for years.

[@BrockShake]

My favorite part of last night's disaster stream was after Phil won and declared "that is how you get outplayed" only to get absolutely bodied in the next round by the same player.

[@vq9834uq3]

19:37 he gets angry faster than he can react with reversal LMFAO even with two hits of hitstop

[@MauZangetsu]

With the ammount of complaining about "guesses", can you imagine this ass playing Killer Instinct? Oh boy that would be something

[@jameskorgie8678]

13:18 "hes literally just pushing buttons in a sequence." You don't say???

[@eviled33]

OMM and Jaxx now accounting for half his daily tips per day

[@slipstream7324]

those jawls must be sore

[@MajorSquiggles]

Even in a perfect match, where he's fighting the same character, and the connection is so good his opponent is probably in the next room, it's still laggy and there's nothing he could do.

[@boltsy1395]

Remember this is the guy who can’t get past the 1st boss in armored core 6 and guess what everyone… IT WAS A HELICOPTER!!!!🤣😂🤣😂🤣😂🤣

[@WeCareAlot4693]

"I still don't know why I'm getting hit! I didn't do anything." Try: doing something.

[@LowTierDio]

I love that phil has no concept of frame data and advantage, or being plus or minus.

[@mickjagger223]

He's still stuck in the Street Fighter 2 era where that stuff didn't matter. He will never adapt to the new era of fighting games where you need to know frame data.

[@steelo1364]

He honestly said that with more MS delay you can react better, might be the biggest cope he has ever said since being on the internet. Truly an insane man.

[@hoolamonkey1179]

13:18 "look at the ms" 16ms

[@SaoJun]

How much "gatekeeping" can it be, if he fails to reach, let alone clear, the boundary line consistently? Some people can get there by grind, not skill. Getting there is one thing, staying there is another. There's only so much carrying of incompetence can be done, before the carrier's back gets broken.

[@apa123APA]

"That's online play, look at the milliseconds. Didn't let me react." 16ms?! That's an amazing connection, how can you possible blame lag- oh right, this is DSP, who thinks that if the connection is TOO good, then it somehow starts speeding through time and space and the game runs faster.

[@SmokeyAmp]

"Didn't do anything impressive or revolutionary" As if DSP's gameplay is absolutely unique and never-before seen. Truth of it is, Phil, they don't need to do anything impressive to beat you.

[@pipehelix5776]

"Look at the miliseconds, doesn't let me react" to the 18ms, almost 2/100s of a second. He creates his own conspiracies that good connection = bad connection on rollback without looking it up like old people who believe the moon is artificial on facebook.

[@thatONEmachine]

Did he have a salt stroke at some point years ago? Is that why he is so deficient in EVERYTHING he does and the reason he does that stupid droopy thing with his mouth. It would explain a lot actually. 9:30 I THINK I SPOKE TOO SOON! LOLOLOL

[@freewoo9218]

I think he decides on his main excuse before stream. Tonight was guessing random moves and getting lucky.

[@MetroidMan90]

Did he literally complain about both a high ping and a low ping in the same stream??

[@bbqking68]

Phil's not doing anything impressive but looking like a mouth drooler, whining to mommy, mean man hurting me, please make him stop 5:39