DSP Outrageous Levels of Salt Punching the Stick Trying Akuma & Getting Demoted All Night in Ranked

[@HugeAckMan420]

Dude legit has every advantage over the other players (not having a job, able to practice whenever he wants, 30 years of experience with the series, a dedicated internet line for his consoles, a $400 fightstick) and still gets his shit pushed in every time he plays this game.

[@roulejj1342]

Does he really have all that? If he does he's so garbage, I could probably beat him with just my old ass PS4 and normal house wifi 😂

[@shareefpeoples5317]

Yep dude has not had a normie job schedule for 15 years. He could go into training mode and figure out akuma but nahhh​@@roulejj1342

[@sp0nchy391]

Holy shit that's hilarious.

[@TheZodiacRipper]

@@roulejj1342 Tbh his dedicated line is crap but he still have the other advantages except for a pc that is and remember that pc players has a fraction of a millisecond less delay and thats why they manage to beat him every time.

[@notveryintelligent6239]

It’s cuz he doesn’t actually put in any effort into getting better at the game. I would know because I’m terrible at fighting games.

[@Nooobility]

even in a mirror match he whines that his opponent's character is better than his LMAO

[@tilting_cat3344]

unwittingly admitting skill issue lol

[@-huracan-8444]

oh the irony

[@Herodotus888]

Whiffs low medium punch with Akuma. Opposing Akuma punishes with low medium kick. DSP: "WTF Come on! He does random medium kick, it ******* stuffs my move!". Akuma OP nothing you can do, I guess.

[@OneNiceKittyRightThere]

I love the idea of Kat and Jasper in the living room listening to him yell "what the fuck?! You suck you scrub" for hours on end.

[@venomfuryx3250]

Kat making the same face as Ken at 10:11

[@kingrainbow5432]

You mean his family in the living room?

[@PenguinWithInternetAccess]

If i was in the same house 1- I'd leave as fast as I can 2- I'd wear headphones to not hear his whiny ass

[@2FRESH-4U]

“Suck the turds out of my butt” 😂

[@CosmicVoid_119]

Khats playing starfield

[@sepelchurparadise4785]

His commitment to not understanding that he's the problem is absolutely legendary. Phil, YOU have these problems. People who actually enjoy video games and are actually good at them can handle everything you say is impossible to handle. The connection is amazing I hardly ever see lag in your gameplay. And when lag does happen, it's so minor you don't even mention it. It's gonna be a wild day when realization hits this guy. If it hits him that is. He'll probably yell "WHY DID REALITY HIT ME?! I DIDN'T DO ANYTHING! THIS ISN'T FUN! I AM NOT ENJOYING THIS!"

[@floatinghamstick]

I don't know anything about fighting games but he keeps complaining that people are just jabbing when they clearly aren't jabbing. Regardless, he should be good enough to punish them for it if it's such a scrub move.

[@ShadowFox10587O]

​@@floatinghamstickSometimes you can actually hear him button mashing while complaining the opponent is mashing. The guy mashes so hard you can hear it over the mic lmao

[@mauriciohiure2192]

@@floatinghamstick he also mashes a bunch of times, matter of fact there were some times literally in this stream where he mashed like 3 jabs in a row, he does it all the time, it's just when other people do it that it's a problem

[@KrisLee2113]

@@ShadowFox10587O probably part of the reason he’s got the gate over the mic so outside noise(his button mashing) isn’t so apparent. 😂

[@ShadowFox10587O]

@@KrisLee2113 That wouldn't surprise me although SF6 has a feature where you can rematch previous matches with both players inputs. Basically anyone who plays him can prove he mashes he can't hide that.

[@Wreck1990]

Watch out! NOW he's angry! Before he wasn't. He was upset and farting is all. Now he's gonna shit and piss himself then beg.

[@TheGreenCumulon]

Rage farts. He's one bad Mexican bagel away from catastrophe

[@tungmiyaynusnbahls8936]

The ol’ triple threat lmfao

[@unbearifiedbear1885]

Was he supposed to just somehow magically know in advance that he was gonna sht himself? Tf are you talking about, right? Alright

[@StarkosiTV]

“Did he outplay me? Nope” is the biggest cope from him…

[@bobsmith5088]

The biggest cope is "I'm too intelligent to win."

[@TheZodiacRipper]

@@bobsmith5088 Thats by far the worst one.

[@pedrobrazon6610]

"they gave me five star diamon guys" *smug look* *gets demoted* lmao That FGCCalgary guy read him like a damn book

[@smward87]

You'd think after a year he would at least accidently learn how the ranking system works. If you already have a character at Master, you automatically get placed into the high Diamond player pool. They even changed it further with the new patch that even if you lose all 10 placement matches you still automatically get Diamond 1. All the placement matches are deciding is what Diamond rank you're getting.

[@PhillipOnTakos]

Calgary is officially a detractor that is two slights against the Pigfather in recent times and that is more than enough offenses to be permabanned.

[@rebel4466]

"only works ahnline" Never played anyone offline

[@dogstar6822]

You would think that Phil would adapt to playing online, but nope. It’s easier for him to complain than it is for him to learn.😂😂

[@DSPTriesItMemology101]

STATE TAXES: Goodbye 👋👋 FEDERAL TAXES: 😈😈😈

[@anomishfish]

The IRS is gonna have a field day with Phil lol

[@humanbean3]

FEDERAL TAXES: Goodbye 2 BIG BILLS: I NEED THAT MONEY

[@MaxsonAtTheFort]

And he won’t get lucky by having an over the phone audit this time.😂 Pigler’s luck will hopefully run out this year.🤞

[@NervousNoodles]

@@MaxsonAtTheFort Hey, care to explain a bit more? What's going to happen to his taxes this year?

[@Klink-International]

🤡🤳💸 wwe champions time.

[@Gentou76]

Phil: "I am not doing anything." *Hears his hooves mash buttons.*

[@warrenweaver6664]

😂 I know right he just slaps his hooves like crazy on that stick im like dude get a actual controller you suck on stick.

[@saturn580]

3:01 gets his soul obliterated by Akuma 🐷 "Did he outplay me? NOPE!" This dood is wild! 🤣

[@manoftherainshorts9075]

You don't understand!He didn't URN IT! He didn't! Just a scrub pattern player!

[@ickyfist]

Yeah that one was wild. He acts like the other guy is a scrub who got lucky with drive impact. The reality is Phil was repeatedly jumping hoping to randomly jump over it if the opponent did a drive impact. Phil can't react to DI so he's jumping to hopefully beat it. The guy saw him doing this and timed his DI to hit Phil as he landed from his jump. Phil plays like a scrub because he has bad reactions, gets punished for it, but somehow the other guy is the scrub.

[@glaive120]

@@ickyfist gets stuck in the corner while in burnout, then complains that he lost to some lucky wall crumple mechanic lol. At least you played poorly to end up like that instead of playing against someone with a busted v trigger and you had the audacity to get them low.

[@ickyfist]

@@glaive120 That's what annoys me the most about his complaints. He gets mad that the opponent has an unfair advantage when he's in the corner and acts like there's nothing he can do about it. He refuses to take responsibility for the fact he lost neutral and that's why the opponent has an unfair advantage. That's their reward for outplaying him. But instead of accepting that and learning to not get put into that situation he deludes himself into thinking they are just unskilled and getting to do random offense on him with no recourse.

[@Doge-bz3vj]

**COUNTER!** **PUNISH COUNTER!** "Why am I getting hit, I didn't do anything!??!"

[@TheZodiacRipper]

The best part about that is that you actually have to do something to block. If he at least would say why am I getting counter hit.

[@greencomet2011]

"No one is ever in the corner in high level matches" Another dumb statement from him that truly showcases that he doesn't know what he is talking about.

[@orichumo]

He said himself he didn't watch Evo

[@Ebilryu]

That and pro players NEVER wake up super. That's scrub only. Does he ever watch any tournaments? Because i've seen quite a few guys wake up super. Besides, he only falls for it because he's stupid. Who in the actual fuck keeps getting hit by wake up supers over and over? It's like looking at a needle, hurting himself, looking again and think it won't hurt again. Over and over.

[@TheZodiacRipper]

He also complained someone used a level 3 in the middle of the match and also a wake up level 3 to win the set. He also once complained that no pro player would ever use a specific move as a finisher in a tournament and all this while not playing at a tournament so why does he care? So he can pretend to be a pro that gets surprised at all the casual game play while engaging in casual game play? Well if he wants to pretend he is a pro maybe he should adapt to different play styles like a pro.

[@jaybeam1466]

Ditto lmao. Shimmies and throw loops for days. Dude is a clown ass.

[@Beef_Curtains]

'He turned on a laagswitch' Never heard that one before DSP

[@Aging_Casually_Late_Gamer]

Apparently everyone is buying lag switches nowadays

[@sorinsilverheart3200]

I haven't seen a genuine lag switch since 2011 playing CoD MW3 LMAO that excuse had me cackling

[@generalgk]

It’s a rare excuse. Haven’t heard a lag switch claim in a while

[@RezaQin]

Happened a lot in Halo 2 way back.

[@sorinsilverheart3200]

@RezaQin I was a Playstation kid back then so I never got to experienced Halo in its prime unfortunately.

[@thefoundingwaifu]

Chun-Li may have lost the set but she won the Salt Award of the night as far as I'm concerned. Making DSP disconnect muh fightstick out of pure spite 🐖🎮🤣 absolutely legendary 🔥🐷🔥👉🏼🥓

[@JoeyCentral]

Problem is Chun Li has the hardest level 3 super to activate, so it is very easy to drop that. It sucks because it would have ended the set for sure.

[@floatinghamstick]

I'm in my 30s and haven't smashed my controller like that since I was 12. I cant believe that Dave still calls this a pahsitive stream.

[@RED_Theory038]

Absolute MVP of the night. Get up there with Canadian Blanka

[@notveryintelligent6239]

Phil never wins even if he takes the game

[@YoutubeStyleChannel]

I heard there was a 'nugget of truth' regarding that fart.

[@Blisterdude123]

A chicken nuggy of truth brought about by the liquidity of his bowels.

[@Alxmir23]

dingleberries i think they call them

[@InfiniteBeak]

Nugget of poop more like

[@sharkspectre]

This is the best comment I've read in awhile 💀

[@cauliflowerconnoisseur2710]

bruh can not go one stream without a scat reference Also, what a smooth 60 blames per second

[@Neco42]

“60 blames per second” and “trollback netcode” are my two favourite things I’ve read in this comments section 😂🙏🏻

[@DrakeHunter324]

60 fails per second.

[@Yun_denn]

10:08 Ken's face after that cutaway was perfect. lol

[@pklifeupa7064]

Fun fact, when DSP was attending tourneys, he always counter picked with Akuma...

[@orichumo]

Mr I don't use top tiers who also played Vega

[@pipehelix5776]

​@@orichumo just an honest mixup character :)

[@ramboj7924]

the broken and mostly banned character you couldn't lose with even if you are DSP

[@Lufisyth]

Its baffling DPS was even on the level to perform well at a tourney.

[@TheZodiacRipper]

There is even a video of him at a tournament asking the opponent (I Think it was Justin Wong) to pick his opponent first so that he could pick Akuma when it was an unwritten rule not to pick him because he was so op and broken.

[@frejneergaard7403]

funny thing is I caught part of the earlier stream, when he was first testing out akuma, and mysteriously the connection was perfectly fine in casual play...

[@rebel4466]

It's only lagging when he's losing

[@legs0fsteel]

Phil complaining about drive impact again is hilarious. All they did was increase the buffer AFTER it ends so you can get easier follow-up. And even if they did increase they time you have to react with a DI that's exactly what he wants he's been crying about not being able to react to DI since day 1. This guy is beyond delusional.

[@Kalulosu]

The next match he whins about getting hit by "random drive impacts" and being unable to react LOL

[@ringe1008]

Bud should quit fighting games and start paying Taxes

[@workaccount8732]

He should just do everyone a favor and take that last final snort

[@CamusSC]

16:10 hes smashing his arcade stick 😂😂😂😂 one of the best meltdowns ever

[@TheZodiacRipper]

He smashed it so hard it disconnected and not a single time does he stop to think that a joystick made out of plastic might stop working correctly if you do that. You know, dropping inputs here and there.

[@babylonastronaut]

​@TheZodiacRipper seriously. If I was getting phantom inputs, I would open up the stick and make sure nothing was shorting out, especially if I beat on it hard enough that it literally stopped working. He's like a kid that gets their console taken away because he's not mature enough to be trusted not to break it.

[@SilentWeaponsIIl]

Ackuma, the Wageing Demon rekt by Trollback Netcode

[@lostree1981]

You might need to learn how to spell, your comment gives me the option to translate it to English. Were you... trying for English?

[@shieldofwind7241]

Ive been playing Ed since he released. SF6 is my first ever SF and one of te first I've been taking seriously at improving. Started day 1 with Juri. I'm plat 3 now with Ed, the highest rank I've gotten so far, and I still feel very unconfident, nervous and overall bad with my gameplay. Granted, a lot of it is mental and emotional, but still. So whenever I feel bad about my gameplay or whatever, I genuinely think putting on some DSP compilations from this channel honestly helps my mood and shows me I'm not as bad a player as I think I am. Like really, it's such a confidence booster knowing you are both a better person, sport and player than DSP and genuinely spurs me to want to get back in there and keep improving. It honestly does wonders to the mental. So thank you DSP Tries It! Your comps of this man genuinely helps my gameplay and mental with improving myself in SF.

[@SarahsKnight0]

*After listening to Phil rant from **19:00** to **25:00** or so* .... That's what you married, Kat.

[@ashleybrooke2087]

"I can't play this game!" Out of context, that could have been a moment of self awareness. But, alas...

[@Stickyfingers88]

I digress toobz

[@CasualRacerRed]

Phil: I've had enough. Im angry. I'm pissed off. I'm playing serious now! *Luke: KO! KO! KO! KO! KO!*

[@michaelchilds5278]

Phil gets hit by DI: Can't do anything about it! Phil's DI gets counter DI'd: Drive Impact's worthless now! You can do counter Drive Impact react sooo late

[@davisgrendel9448]

This is how a mature adult in his 40s acts over a video game.

[@TheZodiacRipper]

Best part is that he said it himself. Why get upset? Its only a fighting game. And then he proceeds to get even more upset.

[@bosscomplex]

"Hes Using a lag switch!" lmfao seriously phil, pulling out the lag switch excuse. "is this f**kin Basket Chat morahhn!" this guy is completely lost🤣

[@cadfael1680]

Finally some dsp salt and its funny cause hes using THE akuma, that character is always broken and hes getting his butt handed to him

[@Blisterdude123]

I do think SF6' ranking system seems comically busted. If a completely outclassed scrub like Princess Philly can get to Diamond or Master and be stuck constantly outmatched by other players galaxies above your skill level, then clearly the whole system needs reworking. Like, it seems obvious to me it's far, FAR too easy for players with no more than an average level of skill to get stuck being matched against players way beyond that skill level. He'd probably be salty as hell if he couldn't ever even get to Diamond or something, but if he got stalled at a lower rank, he'd at least win a few more matches against appropriately ranked players at his level.

[@ashleybrooke2087]

And he is complaining about how cheap or terrible the other character is while he's literally playing the same character yet somehow his masterful strategy loses to button mashing patterns

[@mottom2657]

@@Blisterdude123 Capcom should take notes from Bandai Namco about how to regulate player rankings.

[@squampie]

⁠​⁠@@Blisterdude123the issue is that you're asked to evaluate your own skill level before ever starting ranked. if you say you're an advanced player it'll pit you against diamonds and masters in your placement matches. and even if you eat total ass you'll still end up in diamond. it's kinda capcom's fault but also if he overestimated his skill it's his fault too.

[@Blisterdude123]

@@squampie Sure, but I'd still argue the fault is with Capcom for enabling that so easily. And apparently making it almost impossible for the game to gradually correct that by dropping you in ranks to where you 'should' be and not where your ego thinks you should be? Perhaps a simple correction is if you spend 3 hours getting trashed like Phail here, you see an exponential decrease in ranking points as the game gradually adapts to your evident misplacement in ranking?

[@yofyo]

30:08 positive chill stream moment

[@nugzmedallion8929]

18:10 GodDAMN that shimmy was too savage. Shimmying is a foreign concept to ginbrain DSP and he can never adapt to it or try it himself 🤣🤣🤣

[@Tacticalsniper32]

30:16 loser deadass banned someone for talking about sports 💀💀

[@SleepyPupper]

Worst is, wtf does he expect? He's doing baby rage all night, not in the best mood to be interacted with and has been doing so much boring SF6 gameplay, what else is there to talk about in chat among themselves? DSP need to have his internet revoked, get therapy and also a real job.

[@mauriciohiure2192]

he expects you to agree with his baby rage the entire night and not talk about anything else, the most narcissist loser ever, dude doesn't even have a reason to love himself this much lol

[@kingrainbow5432]

Can't cultivate a culture of idiots and be surprised they're fans of sports

[@MGJDMNJ]

He also said he wouldn’t be able to shout out all contributions because would be engrossed in the game and had to focus. So his chat is supposed to just sit there silently for hours but then he will ask why nobody is talking

[@PenguinWithInternetAccess]

Chat rules are glazing him 24/7 otherwise you're banned

[@Herodotus888]

6:30 Forward dashes right at start of round, gets hit says "WTF on fight I can't do anything". DSP actively retcons reality in his mind all day long.

[@RoseKindred]

"He turned on a lag switch." Says the person who uses business-level internet WIFI with a partial reception. We've seen your connection strength in other games, you are not fooling anyone.

[@Nooobility]

the funny thing is, the lag spiked DURING the opponent's combo. Why would any player turn on a lag switch during his own combo? If anything in that situation phail was the one who turned on the lag switch. Dipshytphail is just insufferable and the epitome of a sore loser.

[@NervousNoodles]

His entire setup sucks and the biggest lag in the entire game is DSP himself.

[@rustyAF]

What’s partial reception?

[@donniebell7887]

​@@rustyAF it's reception but partial...

[@sp0nchy391]

The only thing thats actually lagging is DSP's brain. Lmao

[@StarkosiTV]

“I’m playing intelligently” BAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

[@tom-]

300 dollar fight stick gets punched and abused “pwease support “ he’s gonna break that controller soon and beg hard for a new one

[@Alxmir23]

will probably blame the fight stick brand for making it cheap or defective.

[@shis1988]

Which he bought over a blood test for Jasper.

[@missivory_missraine]

​@shis1988 poor jasper.

[@Blisterdude123]

The game was going great until I started getting matched against players better than me! Now the game is broken doods! SNORT Also holy crumbo did the mask slip off toward the end there. Philliam went full Twitch thot on his audience, and he doesn't have the melon rack to back up that kind of talk.

[@JJsiN84]

No wonder his wife can’t stand him and doesn’t even want to be in the same room with him. Imagine listening to this all evening long! From your husband no less.

[@Silenthilldude87]

If you like the gameplay, please consider supporting. Super sticker, super chat, membership, gifted memberships, and the holy tips. You guys can also drop a like and engage in chat, but who am I kidding, I want mawney!

[@konnen7354]

"He turned on a lag switch." How sad do you have to be to cope this hard.

[@incorrectbeans]

DSP must be the only guy on earth who can't stop losing to worse players.

[@IcyTorment]

I wish he was the only person I'd ever heard make the "I'm too skilled to win against these people" argument. That one has always been common among poker and go scrubs.

[@zato-1766]

13:30 love how he complains about this one lol. Baiting a DI with H knuckle and then lvl. 3 cancelling is the oldest trick in rhe Luke book. Bro got his weak matchup knowledge checked fully and he's still complaining as if the player is at fault.

[@Smackrat]

5:36 These moments always get me the most on his fighting game streams. "Couldn't blahck low the game doesn't let me on reACKtion", it's an 8 frame startup move it's physically impossible to react to. An "FGC Veteran Top 4 EVO player" should know these fundamental things about fighting games.

[@ItsmeVel]

Go on DSP call Akuma low tier and that everything he does gets stuffed by the top tiers I'm waiting

[@DrakeHunter324]

Tokido approves of this downplay!

[@ClassifiedGarage]

Well that's an interesting take. He played so intelligently that he lost lol. His fight IQ is so high that it causes him to lose to "bad players."

[@bunsintodreams]

Cammy makes me proud to be British.

[@mauriciohiure2192]

if only british women looked like that...

[@StarkosiTV]

She literally tries to tell DipShitPhil to stop playing

[@butteredtoast3032]

​@@mauriciohiure2192 bro i came here to say the exact same thing you did, should have known someone would say it first 😂

[@bunsintodreams]

@@mauriciohiure2192 Most masculine British man.

[@Orlandeau2415]

I love how he says it is impossible to counter drive impact because it's online, yet his opponents constantly do it to him. TOTAL GUESS!!!!!

[@Ebilryu]

Cahmon dood. It's totally unreal! You can not break throws ahnline!! The netcode doesn't let you!!! Meanwhile other players do break his throws, and some do it on consoles too, not just pc. But hey, phil did everything right. The game just does not want him to succeed. He has the reaction time of a sloth. That's the only reason he can't counter di's and break throws.

[@musta00]

That Luke player going from tea bagging to finish off this scrub was absolutely fantastic. It belongs in an art gallery!

[@notveryintelligent6239]

The level of anger Akuma feels, is only .00001% of Phil’s anger when he plays fighting games.

[@Skidoosh121]

“I can’t block! I’m blocking!” Meanwhile: Counter hit. Counter hit. Counter hit. Counter hit. Punish counter. Punish counter.

[@Hoscue]

13:50 this is the best! The Luke teabag goads him into an attack, uses his level 2 super once he takes the bait, and then Dave claims it was spammed 🤣

[@jaybeam1466]

The only thing making you suffer is your inability to look inward. How do you expect to get good at anything when your sense of self is so fragile that your ego has to shield you from anything resembling accountability? I've never seen someone so terrified of self-reflection.

[@apa123APA]

"How do I get out of the corner?" That's the trick DSP, you're not supposed to let yourself be put in the corner to begin with. It's been a thing in fighting games since forever. Don't lose neutral, don't get stuffed in the corner, don't lose the match. You're not supposed to get out of there for free because it's the penalty for your poor decisions and mistakes that led you to be there in the first place.

[@alekslic3385]

But to use this advice DSP needs to have critical thinking.

[@apa123APA]

@@alekslic3385 "I never see anyone end up in the corner in pro matches I watch!" Like yeah DSP, they know it's a bad place to be in so they avoid getting put there. Don't jump back for no reason or walk yourself into a corner running from fireballs.

[@rabbyd542]

He has a character with an invincible reversal and he just sits there getting thrown.

[@Flamedramon645]

​@apa123APA THANK YOU! The amount of times I have watch him deliberately jump into the corner and throw the match are not even funny at this point. This man legit doesn't know ANY fighting game fundamentals.

[@IcyTorment]

@@Flamedramon645 I'd like to see him labbing a bit. Partly because it would be a sign of growth and partly because it would be hilarious seeing him rant at the practice dummy.

[@ReGo001]

It’s sad. He refuses to move on from this game because. Street fighter is the only thing he’s done in his life that meant anything to him before he stopped living it

[@CamusSC]

Reaching master made him believe he's good "again" somehow

[@JustinTrudeau1971]

You mean before he shut himself in his room playing games and begging for a living? I’ve often wondered why he keeps playing it and this might be why.

[@jkdman2007]

He can reach master rank because of new sf 6 rank system which is way easier than sf5 or sf4. Not because of his actual skills. Capcom dumbed down the rank system to make none pro players happy and increases the sales. 😂

[@LeeONardo]

@@jkdman2007 Master rank is essentially gaining black belt, it just proves you have completed the training and are competent. Master rank points and such are the dan ranks after for people honing their craft. So basically Master rank points onwards is where the real rank begins.

[@jkdman2007]

@@LeeONardo True. But dave will brag about himself whenever he reaches master rank with nay character. He got 5 star diamond akuma because of this new rank system. His akuma is so awful, but he still won 8/10 matches is insane.

[@jermainecunningham3472]

SF6 making his back hurt guys😂 Such a hard job😮

[@venomfuryx3250]

Poor Akuma, being controlled by Phil.

[@RobertTarlow]

This makes me angry that Phil is abusing Akuma to death😡😡

[@GeraLares]

Phil: "This game is horrible!" Also Phil: *still plays the game*

[@Gentou76]

Got to keep going for those tips dood.

[@BenHeckHacks]

"Indiana Phil and the Search For the New Whale Before OIC Finds an IRL BF"

[@MegaAppleProductionz]

I love how he bitches when Ken does level 3 and says “Sit down and shut up!”

[@tonyelectionfraud669]

who knew the Akuma release would summon up the fart denial? god bless you memo. I always forget you do dsp vids too lol you're a worldly man!

[@sladethedoritospro8084]

Me: Pass the salt, bro. Memology: Sure. *Uploads the DSP SF6 Salt video* Me: Nice.

[@dandycloudsgaming8502]

24:55 this rant was crazy, like how is he not embarrassed lmfao. Might as well have been flaming himself

[@bjrn559]

I watch most of his prestreams and I've never heard him talk about people "demanding" or even requesting he play with new characters. People have asked him to not be a pussy and test his theories about high tier characters by playing them. I guess he's conflating that with playing any new character for the purpose of begging.

[@rcking90]

That laugh everytime he gets perfected if great 😅

[@FlipWarBucks]

Guy begged himself into a new tax bracket

[@WingsOfAgeOfConsent]

don't you hate when state taxes come out of nowhere??

[@copdavis5181]

Even worse those sneaky federal taxes. They just came out of no where

[@TheDrizzle56]

What about the bi-monthly bills he pulled out of his ass the one time?

[@DrakeHunter324]

Indeed, if only they didn't come at the same time and that could prepare for them. No, instead you can just throw money at JPEGs and gin and not worry about it.

[@KarnageKollectibles]

That Cammy had Phil in a BLENDER

[@GengarGreene]

2:15 the smartest stuff Phil has ever said

[@Loaf.fermented]

Meaningful and robust

[@jakobdeaton7408]

I love how any DSP gameplay, whether it be “how not to play”,or any video on his channel … it’s always the games fault! Net code , input lag, latency issues, bugged gameplay mechanics , it’s always something stopping Phil from being the non casual gamer he is!

[@eth0]

Take a shot every time Snorty Boy yells “WADDAFUGH!”, but make sure to call the police first and schedule a wellness check just in case.

[@dylanhill4428]

I'd do anything shy of giving him money to see him play somebody, ANYBODY offline again. I know it's all the same excuses as 20 years ago, but it's my wish.

[@mvzme]

He will never do it we know why I know there is a video game store in his town that does couch fight night and they would probably let him stream it

[@rubensano4860]

That's a fat L for every year this affront to God has inhabited this planet. Tres symbolic.

[@Section8dc]

Phil 1 minute in: DOOD DRIVE IMPACT IS COMPLETELY USELESS NOW YOU HAVE SO MUCH TIME TO REACT!! (Spongebob narrator) 10 minutes later:' DOOD HE KEEPS WINNING BY DOING WALK FORWARD DRIVE IMPACT!!

[@infernoROBO]

5:13 Literally the same whining with LTG hating on Lili from Tekken

[@Caribbean-Man]

gahhhh duuuuu

[@B4ss88]

The fact that he got a couple of wins (even some perfects against horrible scrubs) and then get his ass completely beaten to the point of being demoted made this even more funnier 😂

[@mortified0]

Now, as a certified Luke hater, I'm not gonna lie, that Level 3 at 13:05 to beat DSP's DI was rad as hell. I recognize game when I see it.

[@Abedeuss]

*mashes brand new expensive controller* LOOK IT DISCONNECTED DURRR HURRRRR

[@taags]

His delusions are so funny to watch. Its fascinating really. How he creates an alternative reality in his own mind.

[@javiderivia4224]

30:05 everyone is welcome in DSP phasitive streams

[@MariusKarlsen-f9w]

12:38 DSP: Now i had enough now they are in trouble oh boy Phil they sure was afraid 🤣 😂

[@ZooberWezeeKenzan]

1:35 bro I unironically thought he was about to say "I don't fart" cuz that genuinely sounds like something he'd say, it wouldn't even be one of the stupidest things he's said.

[@8BitAssassinTV]

My favorite line is about the lag switch, it’s the most popular PS5 accessory sold these days

[@Jonfgc]

That would only really work on a low end pc. I had a laptop that would lag everything if I accidentally pressed capture. I think some tekken player got caught doing it recently

[@mizu0076]

@@Jonfgc yeah I think it was Olrek

[@FlipWarBucks]

When I hear him play this game I visualize him playing tag during recess in middle school, getting tagged and making several excuses as to why it didn’t count and he’s not it.

[@ringzy]

I didnt think he could get saltier than his past couple streams....

[@liljackal571]

It's almost embarrassing how much I enjoy the clips of DSP laughing after getting perfected. Thank you for getting creative with those, Memology.

[@NekoDavid]

Very chill Very meaningful Very positive

[@spicylatinkarl86]

Don't Forget Robust Dood, snort

[@cheesezpleaze]

I am just like him when I play, almost to a T. Watching him is sobering and makes me realize I need to change

[@Isosyth]

That's the value DSP brings, he's the perfect anti-role model.

[@lesflo7231]

2:15 "why am I toxic"!! (in my DSP voice)

[@TheDrunkLawyer]

Every time he says something “sucks shit” it sounds like a child learning how to curse for the first time

[@MegaBleedman]

Ultimate Frustration Day. LOL This dude's entire existence is nothing but frustration.

[@Keiyen]

Almost had coffee come out my nose when he said " Oh he turned on a lag switch" lol

[@rumpelstiltskin9729]

I’m not proud of how much I laughed at that fart bit

[@FuncrusheRR]

He sounds like he's about to cry a lot more recently.

[@cerebralisk]

lol they nerfed cammy in the patch and he's still not satisfied

[@Critick3000]

Far as he’s concerned, a balanced Cammy is a Cammy with two broken legs

[@skate2freak898]

a part of me wants to believe he hates cammy cause shes hot lmao

[@honeydarlinggaming9156]

​@@skate2freak898I'M MARRIED STUPID!

[@Tangozzz]

There’s nothing more satisfying than seeing Phil get destroyed in the ONE game he’s supposed to be good at 😂😂

[@orichumo]

I love that he made Cammy 's theme a super happy song while he is so bitter fighting the character

[@davidromero2704]

12:30😂😂😂 memology you think you can use an ed edd n eddy clip where ed pulls his pants above his waist to show he means business? Thats what he reminded me off when he said now they're in trouble