DSP'S MUM DID HIS HAIR UNTIL HE WAS 17!

[@SilentWeaponsIIl]

What a coincidence, Phil's hair and Leanna both groomed at 17✂🐼

[@DickStrokingPhilVlogs]

PHENOMENAL

[@Varg69420]

this coment deserves a fkn medal

[@dertythegrower]

I concur.. Ironic...? I think not.

[@dertythegrower]

​@@Varg69420 🎉🏆Here it is, a prolific trophy at dsp standards!

[@irelandspacifist6156]

omg lol thisis top tier comment haha

[@MundaneDave]

You take your time Steve. Don't get burned out. I think we can all tell you put a lot of work into these. Big ups for this tiny 3 hour clip.

[@Supervandal]

I can’t wait for these Steve videos inevitably be referred to as “exhibit A” in a court case.

[@dspsrecedinghairline]

Well this is my new favorite bedtime story.

[@ihavethegaul]

Brushing the hair until 16-17 is some Oedipus level stuff

[@someguy510bayarea]

I think as Phil got older and he found out that norms of mothers combing their children’s hair after a certain age, he finally realized that teenagers and young adults want their independence. Phil never had that. He most likely mentioned that to people and his social circle saw that as “weird”, which it is. To him, it wasn’t. It’s why societal norms are alien to Phil. He was coddled early in life: all obstacles and a hint of adversity was removed for him. When someone pushes back on his lies, he gets upset. It’s why he drinks, as a coping mechanism, to handle the pressure of life. He’s never had to. He’s forever a child.

[@bananajones4121]

Steve's done more work for a video about Phil's bad back lie than Phil has done for ANYTHING in his 15-year career. Big ups, Steve!

[@orly9246]

You can imagine him at 16 “mom wtf ack ack ack ack ack ack, how do I use a comb it doesn’t say ack ack ack ack dood”

[@Fellow.Tractor]

I wish you a swift recovery and the best of luck. May you recover fully throughout this surgery and be blessed with health.

[@Phillionare]

Thank you for your hard work. Your videos and your presence on any stream is marked by a unique touch and special humor. We sincerely appreciate your participation as a contestant, but above all, thank you for being you. We are all eagerly hoping for your success.

[@ArchangelSteve]

Thank you so much for this, I'm really touched. I'm happy I've been able to make you laugh and be part of your day, and it means more than you could know to be included in your messages, and have you make me funny through them. The biggest of ups to you, Sir Regis.

[@TheMovieGuy240]

He has risen!!! 😂 This'll get me through a small chunk of work today. Thanks brother

[@ElectrabuzzXD]

Thank you so much, Steve, for all of the hard work you put into making these videos. This is the actual meaningful cahntent. This has made me day brother 👍

[@MrTheGameNarrator]

Great to see you back Steve. Dont burn yourself out dude. Always love seeing you on That being said

[@glenzelaya6407]

when he cut back to her and she showed the wolverine toy......priceless😍😍😍

[@joonaskalandermbyidk]

At the point where I watch a 3 hour in-depth commentary on Phils hair at night, I feel like I’m getting too deep into the vortex, but it is what it is😂

[@mrxtravagent7130]

Best video title in the history of KZbin! Big ups Steve!! You absolute legend

[@dertythegrower]

It is literally one of the nicest mythbuster videos about Phil being caught contradicting himself, with his own words 💯 He cannot win, against this.. its so good, steve would win in any court with an honest judge...

[@billbrasky1318]

As a man who knew he was going to lose his hair early and did by age 25, I feel the same way about my glorious beard as you do your magnificent locks, Steve

[@o__I___O___I__o]

Thank god you are alive sir! We could not do this without you 🌞🌞🌞

[@antonyloc]

This was the best, Steven! I can hear Dave’s mom say “you go to school to learn, not for a fashion show” as she licks her palm and smothers, I mean mothers his hairline

[@12345678900987659101]

The hair combing lore is so funny because Phil retconned it once he realized everyone was laughing at him for it.

[@Winterstrife89]

I know Western households are adverse towards it but Phil definately needed an ass kicking from his parents when he was young, that would have set him right. Him being spoiled and shelthered by his parents is why we have this human waste of space right now.

[@MrPopularity100]

Always a great day when Steve of the Dead uploads a new video. Look forward to it every year!

[@killergrooves2438]

At 18 in the U.S., you are required by federal law to sign up for the draft if you are a male. I was still in high school when I had to register for the draft. At age 17, DSP’s mom was combing his hair. At 17 I was already in two bands and fielding legitimate offers to go on tour around the U.S. And I’m not saying I was working the coal mines by 17. I was a late bloomer. But my mom stopped combing my hair in elementary school. I was already choosing my clothes and doing my own hair way before middle school.

[@laughingseal2282]

Phil is the way he is exactly because of his parents overprotecting him and spoiling him. They are lucky he didn't turn into a criminal, to be honest.

[@dertythegrower]

his mother literally paid his backtax (he admit in episode ten of A Beggars Journey by xMortis). He said his ten year plan, exaggerated his legacy to his mother for over an hour he claimed and then she sent him a blank cheque(british style spelling 😅) to reduce what he claimed was his depression.. aka the two big bills

[@GammaRingHunter]

He is a criminal he just hasn't been caught

[@viciouslysilent]

in some ways dsp is a criminal. using wrestling terms he's trying to be the late eddie guerrero and his catchphrase "i lie, i cheat, i steal" but trying to do it literally.

[@irelandspacifist6156]

he is a fraudster he couldnt even be amanly criminal he had to go to the weakest and snakeiest, couldnt even assault someone or something

[@frankbooth2879]

he's an aggragated lying e-panhandler while buying Hogans

[@J-Dawg81]

this in depth hair analysis is hilarious guys, I'm serious

[@bpa5721]

He really said that? The hair thing? I thought he said something that was then interpreted into him meaning that his mum did his hair till he was 17. Unbelievable. So here's the thing, what if he still doesn't do his hair, but Kat has to do it. Didn't he look completely greasy and unkempt during the time he was separating from Panda? I mean, we all know he can't do shit. Can't cook, clean, do his laundry, do minor repairs, take the garbage out properly, set up simple OBS profiles. But what if he is even too stupid (or rather too lazy to learn how) to comb his own hair at 41 years of age?

[@TheAxeGrinder]

Some psychology major could do their dissertation on Phil and then some.

[@partialartist]

IVE BEEN WAITING FOREVER FOR THIS THE BIGGEST OF UPS

[@dspsrecedinghairline]

Pig ups to you too

[@emmapeel4299]

So glad for the upload. I concur with others. Take it easy on yourself especially since surgery coming up. Hopefully sweet Gypsy kitty is on the mend soon. It not, you are tending to her and keeping her comfy. She’ll be your healing cat 🐈‍⬛ after surgery. It shows you put your best work out. We’ll be here for you when you are ready.

[@dertythegrower]

Are you attempting to use my word! I concur. We should make a 'concerted effort' to use our own words as to not look like oic making socks to appear as four memberships.

[@dertythegrower]

hah😅

[@freeicecreen]

I'll give Phil the benefit of the doubt here, I think he honestly just meant that when his mom cut/styled his hair every couple weeks for babby Phil, and he just didn't do anything special to it on his own between those times. I don't have Phil's exact hair, my hair is thicker than Phil, but my hair never grows much longer than a couple inches (I can't do cool long haired styles), and so now I like it in a style that I can just kind of let it fall after airdrying and when it gets too out of control that I need a bunch of brushing and styling in the morning every couple months, that's when I need a trip to the cutters. I bet he was the same, he just let it lay after his shower (I hope he was having them regularly back then) and ran his hair through it to get it to look like he wanted it and Momma Burnell would trim it once it got too unruly. In this case, his big buzzcut moment would be the first time he thought through a style he wanted and went out and got it done how he wanted, which is a big moment when you're young, it's part of taking control of yourself. I bet he went up to his parents, gave some big angry speech, they were like "cool give it a shot" and he has spent his whole life acting like he just spoke truth to power. Of course, that makes his complaints even worse, it's not like she was constantly combing it or ripping hairs out, she was just styling it like a normal person does, and Phil has blamed her for twenty-plus years. He's turning completely normal interactions between a mother and son (maybe a bit too over-protective mom, but nothing Norma Bates) into some abusive, damaging thing to feel bitter about decades later and blaming his mom for literal nature. No one's mom is perfect, but I can't imagine going out of your way to come up with reasons to be mad at my mom.

[@ProfessorxVile]

Why would you ever give Phil the benefit of the doubt? He's a manbaby, a compulsive liar, and a lazy hogman... it's perfectly believable that Linda combed her Lil Snortster's hair until he was old enough to drive.

[@NuclearDetractor]

Speaking of hairstyles, Steve's locks are looking so fresh. Metal AF but silky smooth and beautiful. I'd be lying (like Phil) if I said i'm not jealous. I had long hair for awhile, but when my hair started receding on the sides I started buzzing it. Unlike Phil who has done the opposite. It's tough watching your hair line recede but it's something a lot of us guys deal with and we just adapt. We don't blame our parents for combing our hair wrong when we were kids (or up to age 17).

[@NuclearDetractor]

I wrote this before the in depth hair analysis segment. I gotta say, i deeply loved the hyper analysis of Phil's hair. It's something the detractor community has neglected for far too long.

[@DSPHistoricalSociety]

We are so incredibly lucky to have you Edit: Mom ruined muh hair and Auntie gave me Gout!!

[@brownbear5258]

I haven't slept well since that last Steve of the Dead video. IF I could get on my hands and knees to thank you I would.

[@teddyshapedsoap]

THANK YOU, STEVE! ❤

[@stewrmo]

You won't remember me but I commented in the past about knowing your journey mate. Disability, drugs, NHS, it's all a mindfuck. I wish you all the very best mate. We're here for you and can't wait for the new content.

[@martinprince7773]

So glad to see you doing videos again 🙏 I have been watching lots of the TBS pahdcasts, but these analysis videos are great 👍

[@HomethaSick]

A new Steve of the Dead upload? Let me go grab some snacks and a cold beer.

[@josukehigashikata7769]

Yo big ups Steve thanks for making my day

[@richardwilliams5387]

That's ABSOLUTELY him admitting his mom did his hair til 16 or 17. No way to spin that. He's so insecure about his hair he blurted it out. "My mom always DID my hair like that". Did being the operative word, as in performing an action.

[@KlausVolfield]

Steve of the Undead

[@tomg5187]

22:44 That was me a year ago mate, codeine, 8 30’mg a day. And the rest that I would buy. Now I’m free and clear. Best of luck pal! I’ve felt that pain it’s awful but it ain’t forever 😊🫡

[@KeyScales]

Amazing how this came out on Mother's Day LMAO

[@Bosie24]

Awe, No, Puir Wee Scone😿 Glad She is feeling better, Bless Her 🥰🙏🏼😻💖

[@thematuzalem7220]

Rejoice! He is risen!

[@MrListonK]

I really enjoy your long form videos, Steve. Same with TBS. All that aside, I really hope your back issues will be addressed soon. A close member or my family is going in for back surgery at the end of this month, amd they're in panic/anxiety mode about the whole thing. They've lived with severe back issues, which has lead to nerve issues into the left leg, and having to assist/support them, I have the utmost empathy for how that can wear you down as a person. Please hang in there. Setbacks suck, but you're almost there, man. Sorry for the late comment, just saw this whole video today.

[@lordmegawin1.5superultrame85]

This is the first multi hour video I've watched about hair

[@Onikage1985]

Did he really call Showa Day shower day 😂😅

[@tomg5187]

The hair segment was insane, the levels of delusion 😮😂

[@babymangaming-uo7vt]

Steve of the Dead, Robo Steve, I'll listen to either. Well done gent and robot.

[@rockguitarist8907]

Glad your cat is doing better Steve 🙏

[@GinSoakedBrain]

Windows being a detractor to a detractor ... hmmmm.

[@richardwilliams5387]

"And the next object is...a lie"

[@Maximusls2400]

Separately yall make great content but together yall are the justice league

[@miker706]

Start of the video, Steeve : so i know its been a while. Me: ahh yeah its been MONTHS YEARS DECADES PHIL LOOKS 80 YEARS OL-... OH WAIT THATS HOW HE NORMALLY LOOKS 😅 Glad to see you put out a video steeve ❤

[@michaelkitchin9665]

Phil was definitely a legal adult by then. He was old enough to work full time. As for the hair combing, maybe he just always fucked it up? What if his own mother couldn't trust him to do it right? Even now, he runs a comb through the tap and slicks it back like a grease lake.

[@nunyabizniss3451]

I can see Phil having his mother comb his hair until he was 16 or 17 but the line about him determining his own haircut after that is the real lie. I think the super short cut was a way to have his cake and eat it too. He wanted to get away from his mom doing it but he definitely didn't want the responsibility of combing it himself. So the super short cut requires no effort from Phil himself while also being a way to assert his own will. If that is his thought process, it would also suggest that Phil's mom was overly involved in other aspects of his life and he felt suffocated by that. Also, maybe some of his lack of life skills could stem from the same overprotectiveness.

[@monkai666]

Wait a minute, is he really blaming his Mum for his peoples eyebrow hairline? By using a comb? This is why I like following Phils antics, you blink and miss a golden nugget. Thanks for the video Steve, hope you're well.

[@Adrian-lm1vi]

A new Steve short, wonderful

[@69inetails]

Biggest of ups ❤❤ your vids are worth the wait

[@BatteryExhausted]

54:35 is brilliant 😂

[@bankleaks1217]

Reminds me of the depth from someone like Dr. Todd Grande but much more entertaining.

[@psychodad4434]

Yes. YES. A fucking Steve video, my week is made.

[@chrismcmeekin9943]

Just when I think he can't possibly say anything else to leave me completely dumbfounded, here it is. It's amazing he just lets this slip as an excuse for why he's balding, what?! What are we gonna find out next, his mom wiped for him until he was 13? What else you got Dark?

[@kecukraftwork1988]

Best of luck with the hospital visit! Hope all things go well!

[@aBsoluteZero76]

Great to see you back. Take it easy though mate

[@michaelsolo3286]

My son is 4 and a half years old and already knows how to brush his hair. And does a pretty damn good job doing it too! Embarrassing DSP!

[@Filip_Agrippa]

Nothing about DSP is normal. Not even his livelihood. Complaining about video games and begging for money on streams is not normal.

[@ProfessorxVile]

"When I was younger, I was very different from all the other children" -- DSP, "The Wolverine Story"

[@Fluctuatingmiasma]

I bet kids at school found out his mom did his hair before school and made fun of him so he went home and threw a fit

[@willpenn966]

STEVE YOURE ALIVE!

[@ProfessorxVile]

I'll bet Phil's mother breastfed him until he moved to Washington.

[@duke_zippy]

Loved the Bottom reference "Tell me, do you use Timotei?". DSP could be a weird combination of both Richard Richard and Eddie Hitler as 1) Richard Richard is a hopelessly addicted to wanking and 2) Eddie Hitler is hopelessly addicted to alcohol. At least Eddie has Spudgun and Dave Hedgehog as friends though whereas DSP has none.

[@ArchangelSteve]

Fuck, now I REALLY want to make this video...

[@duke_zippy]

@@ArchangelSteve Gets worse mate. Watched Dimension Jump not too long ago which made me think what an Ace Phil would be like and how he would react (pun) to DSP.

[@matthias8368]

I’m glad your video is out and Steve I pray you finally get your surgery.

[@RudolvonStroheim]

Take it easy, Steve and Gypsy. ❤

[@Irrelevant402]

@1:43:00 (around there) whoa his salon sounds great! Makes me wish I wasn't balding and shaving my head. I always liked the asmr of scissors cutting.

[@SuddenFool]

1:24:00 I had no idea Phil was a flat earther. Everything makes sense now.

[@Jdeadevil]

Lol Lola's awesome, loved that segment.

[@javdog608]

Big ups Steve great video my guy , glad your doing better

[@Aitcheoz]

Time for some Steveie of the dead OH LAWD NOW ITS TIME FOR BED!

[@CyaAqua]

MOOOM, NEW STEVE OF THE DEAD UPLOAD! GRAB THE POPCORN!

[@YoutubeStyleChannel]

Oh lord now It's time for bed..

[@monkai666]

Advice for balding, tattoo your head. Then male pattern baldness becomes a long running game of Catchphrase. Great fun.

[@BatteryExhausted]

Authentic Italian Hair 🇮🇹

[@Mortheous]

Steve video psychological style host!

[@4han3]

Thank you for the work! and hope you recover soon

[@ObijeeTeeVee]

Yay! Longform Steve is back! Feckin ayyy!

[@tiffytastic3356]

I missed you!! I haven't watched it yet but I love your content. Like I think I could listen to you talk about anything really. Also I like how we're at the point where 3 hours is considered short. XD I hope you're doing well and I'll try and remember to come back and comment after I finish watching the vid. ^^

[@StationaryBeggar]

Take your time dood. Good to see ya.

[@bankleaks1217]

👏Amazing, really. Great to get stoned and listen to while gaming.

[@otbc1999]

Love the Bottom clips!!

[@Irrelevant402]

Oh this is neat we got a guest.

[@DedAlexFive]

Big ups House of the Dead Fan Style Steve of the Dead!

[@PMGkid86]

Ur man Phil suffers from the typical American culture of upbringing. Alot of mums here are like helicopter mums, it's like they like they try to attach the umbilical cord back again. Sometimes its like something out of the Waltons. It is possible His mum could have some trauma that she transferred on to him. They Could've lived in the sticks, the middle of no where, his only friend was a squirrel. I'm not kidding. It seems Phil gaslights his audience to try to gain some control, he doesn't see his behavior is abnormal because it's all he's knows. My American husband had an interesting upbringing. If it happened in the UK he'd be put into fostercare. My American husband didn't see his behavior as normal either. We even went to a marriage counsellor with him thinking it was me. The marriage counsellor told him he needed to see a trauma counsellor!! half way through my husband just said you just saw it didn't you. Yes i see when things aren't normal. My husband's family is the first i ever met thats seems to thrive on chaos!

[@RobSojourn]

I don't know if it is that surprising, as Phil's mother is arguably his truest fan, and we have seen what he does to such people...

[@Bosie24]

That was a great livestream, @Steve of the Dead with the Surprize guest Superchuffer aka Battery Exhausted, it was hilarious 😂💗

[@Dudebrotheguy]

Let me watch a nice short video before starting to write my paper ....

[@yesitstrue6285]

Perfect style hairline style

[@Vikes1011]

YESSSSS THANKS STEVE SUNDAY NIGHT COMPLETE

[@dertythegrower]

I saw dspgaming admit this love on air.... it is part of his legacy.. aka the infamous *Begacy Legacy*

[@cn-fo]

big ups!

[@davidriley8316]

Under 3 hours. What is this bullocks? Just kidding, mate. It's great having a new video of yours. And I hope you're feeling better. COVID is rough.